bad customers

[@InfamousSwoosh]

I like ur eyes

[@ssky1er]

first uwuwuww

[@horrificreader4084]

0w0

[@daz2831]

I agree

[@raveque911]

Swoosh

[@rosin_eater]

Indeed

[@Ghostinthesheets]

"I wanna go home" "*GASP* Me too!" Making friends 101

[@central2052]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIqaqKlqeMpgn8U I’m so sorry

[@Live-mt9zr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hH7HiGunoJh6h68

[@footlover9416]

oh my god i read this right when they said this in the vid

[@CrazyCollectorGirl]

Woo upvote number 2k exactly baby! \o/

[@coopertown1493]

Its kinda different at my work place They always said they prefer to be at work instead of home And i am like.. what..? Strange people out there definitely

[@Haminations]

You would not have enjoyed working at five guys... trust me...

[@igloo9929]

Good content, I subscribed

[@ImprobableTrace]

Oh hey I know you ur that guy with the weird drawing you call ham

[@MrJazzy-so6xk]

Give fuys furgers and bries

[@blueshell4188]

Damn, the 4 other guys not treating you well?

[@monodragon]

fvie gyus bruegrs and feirs

[@Zaidnotzane]

I recently learnt, years after working as a waiter, that the saying is actually "the customer is always right in matters of taste" which makes a lot more sense

[@peculiar-pan]

indeed

[@whynotanyting]

The ones who show up minutes before closing are a special breed of people.

[@k64speed]

Hey, some of us are just chronically god-awful with time and/or time constituents, such as prioritization and knowing when to stop one thing and start another. :P

[@Deimos_the_Autist]

@@k64speed once again a very special breed

[@Deimos_the_Autist]

@kermo yeah used to work at Walmart and not only would there always be a rush of people 5 min before the store closes but whenever a register was off and there was a-sign saying it was off people would still ask if it was open or the entitled ones would automatically start setting up their shit and get mad when someone told them it wasnt open. I joined the Army and it was better than my time at Walmart harder but i prefered it

[@ioanalazar2114]

I'm that kind of special... I'm sorry it's just my anxiety overrides all senses and then I know I have to go to the store and then I'm afraid of going because of reasons... and then I wait a bit more and more and when I finally have the corrage to go and it's already late....

[@stormy9196]

@@Deimos_the_Autist haha i work in front of a walmart at one of the gas stastions that branched off from them, i totally get that a lot, 5 min before closing 2 mins, 1 min, then want several items lol or they come in after going "why you not open cant i just get 1 thing pllzzzzz" i used to let people get stuff but then another comes up while your serving him and then its the "but you let him do it why not meeeee" and yea... i do a strict its closing thats it unless your outa gas and cant make it im not doing anymore XD

[@shuktisarkar3953]

"If you wanna ship drugs...... DON'T!" Drug trafficking reduces to 0%

[@Li-lj1fv]

Shukti Sarkar Damn... RIP all Drug Traffickers 🪦

[@atombombdolphin96]

We did it bois drug trafficking is no more

[@minijelly1810]

@@Li-lj1fv Gay.jk same

[@dylancreations4934]

@@Li-lj1fv I will one day burn all emojis

[@javier_robinson]

Reddit moment

[@waningbloom]

_”I don’t like work, I just like moneyyy.”_ -Guy who spends majority of his time working

[@GenericCorporationMedia]

Money good

[@zuzafunstuff]

work bad

[@smokingdog9349]

Spend money

[@mohamedwaititi6192]

Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

[@Is_kitten]

A soul for a soul

[@rileyflynn5221]

"The customer is always right, in matters of taste." Is the full saying which means the opposite of what we think it means. And it's so surreal.

[@phoenixofthechorus]

Well yeah, because using the butchered saying gives managers an excuse to treat their lower-level employees like garbage every time a customer starts being unreasonable.

[@millennium7909]

Whoever butchered the entire saying is a menace

[@noellefritz5678]

@@millennium7909 every saying is halved, like the full phrase is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" and "blood is thicker than the water of the womb"

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@phoenixofthechorus The butchered saying is also used by Karens to try to get their way.

[@DISOPtv]

I always told my team, the customer is usually wrong, but we treat them like they are right. That sums up about 99% of customer service skill.

[@Lepper36]

I worked at Disneyland as security. Best part about the job wasn't the free admission or the heavy discounts, it was telling the rude customers "no" and they could leave with a smile on your face.

[@Zenith106]

Ngl , that has got to be the best job ever.

[@sparker-sparkle]

i wish i could do that to people but after i block them they usually get unblocked by making new accounts or having several other people come yell at me about it

[@IDKcomputers]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX-7fpd7ga6Ahck

[@hiiamyournervoussystem3759]

Well I know where I’m going to work

[@Bl1tzkn1ght]

Lucky bastard. I have immense fear of the register because of the customers.

[@Psych2go]

Eat a cookie 🍪

[@Ani-yt4nf]

Omg Psych2go's here lolololol poggers

[@theowlhouseseason3213]

thanks

[@mrfish.-]

*No, cookies are super bad for you’re metal health and could lead to toxic relationships*

[@BlindingWulf]

Bruh how are they here

[@puip6918]

yay cookie

[@Totaltko]

“Five guys is good” I couldn’t agree more

[@seedubhuntx]

No better place to eat 2000 calories of grease It’s my favorite place on earth

[@andrex1456]

I couldn't agree less

[@bobkamachi2346]

It’s good, but it’s overpriced tbh. Just my opinion tho

[@okeyb0i974]

I’ve never had it

[@sir.sauceum6872]

I could, so I will

[@Leafy_soup]

I love the part where he go's "YOU'RE MEAN!" *aggressively cutely chucks them out the window*

[@sophinamartin5554]

^◉_◉^ > > υ υ

[@animea19]

I ugly laughed at that part

[@Leafy_soup]

@animea19 i did too lmfao

[@cynthiaramirez3901]

It’s so so so so true that is so true so true true I love that prayer that part was just insanely funny. One time I was telling it to my mom and she was like what do you mean? 😊

[@Li-lj1fv]

"These other customers came in." The customers: "Hello we are... *THE POLICE"*

[@nikolaleus]

@@AxxLAfriku We’re not stupid. We can obviously see that you’re trying to not make it seem like it’s self-promotion.

[@phybie5439]

@@AxxLAfriku Now I'm gONNA do what you told me not to

[@mikeshreck35]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHeXp3qmgJiogbM

[@mo0nflowersart]

shi-

[@jisthecoolest-_-1741]

@@AxxLAfriku I don't know how I should feel about your channel/videos

[@jellobassprawn]

As someone who works in food service, if almost shipping drugs is the worst thing that happens at the UPS store, I think I’ll apply there.

[@zoeroux4222]

Right, I've had a customer cuss me out and throw food on me for giving her a check 🥲

[@lpsjewel]

@@zoeroux4222 Oh Gosh, I hope your Supriors Kick her out(after she paid).

[@choryllis6646]

Same. Parents buying milkshakes with snickers in it and getting mad their kid with a peanut allergy had an allergic reaction. Management deciding to change the ingredients and only tells 1 cook so I almost kill someone who has a food allergy. Customers getting mad the food costs so much when the prices are right next to the food item's name. Customers trying to place orders over the phone when they haven't even looked at a menu. ("I want a burger and fries." "Ok, which one?" "Just the burger." "Ma'am, we have 15 different kinds of burgers. Which one would you like?") Another fun conversation I get to have is this one. "I want a burger." "Ok, we have 15 burgers. Which one?" "The cheeseburger." "All of them come with cheese. Which one?" "The classic burger." "Ok, we have 3 classic burgers. Which one?" "The quarter pounder." "All of them are quarter pounders. Which one?" "The Our Burger." I have this one multiple times a day every day I work.

[@ranjitsharma5811]

@@choryllis6646 holy hell But you know "The customer is always right"

[@LumboDumbo]

@@ranjitsharma5811 More like the customer is always a moron

[@james8616]

Ice cream sandwich saying “nO” gives me life

[@masonmaniac7410]

Me too

[@abzolutelynothn]

ok, here you go 2:29

[@james8616]

@@abzolutelynothn thx m8

[@liamdoinsomething6017]

8:28

[@matthewchristeson6589]

4:48 Him saying "Don't!" gives me life

[@Gungho73]

The muted "no" behind a closed glass door was so on point.

[@vinnygothika7510]

"Not payed enough for it to be my problem." Huge mood in society.

[@mingtheoofer4101]

society

[@tongus5799]

society

[@hamsacc]

*paid

[@vinnygothika7510]

@@hamsacc ....-_- anyway

[@vinny464]

Hello fellow Vinny

[@Xojin_]

"I don't like to work, I just like the money" Most relatable thing I've heard all day

[@Xander-mn1bi]

I like your profile pick! Just started hollow knight last night!

[@CopperStarToons]

Oh yes!

[@MochaFur1]

Nice pfp! Though I last played hollow knight last year.

[@fuze7885]

am i the only one that likes muh work and the money? like being a pilot is awesome! you get to shoot bad people so that regular people can have good lives cuz screw the IMC the militia is where its at

[@eloisspiderlily]

QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL QUIRREL I like your pfp :D

[@timeworncypress]

I work food service, and my boss has a mug that says "the customer is always wrong. now go away" and i love her for it

[@novemberiscoolithink]

if i was her and some dunce customer was screaming at me i would just have that mug on standby filled with water and take a long sip

[@norvegicus]

@@novemberiscoolithink Coward. Fill it with vinegar

[@sandweird6517]

@@norvegicus coward fill it with salsa

[@lanceelamparo7593]

Coward!!! Fill ot with *HOT SAUCE*

[@achairwithinternetaccess996]

@@lanceelamparo7593 Coward, fill it with dinosaurs

[@AudenimLock]

Worked retail most of my life and my god. It’s one of those life experiences that everyone should have. Keeps you grounded. also, you realise that yes, some people genuinely are that dense…🙂

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Working in retail made me hate humanity.

[@AudenimLock]

@@MatthewTheWanderer lol that’s fair. I do have less tolerance for bs as well 😮‍💨

[@evanvalenta1898]

I was shocked at the sheer lack of common sense present in a disturbingly high number of people.

[@GreatDragonAD]

"You're mean!" *toss bad customer into window* Every time, that cracks me up.

[@johnstrawser8962]

Yeet

[@zhilinhe5780]

Lol

[@fishydz]

timestamp ?

[@fishydz]

@Four Pps LOL

[@shore_]

I gotchu guys: 2:46

[@AemesIsMe]

“Are you open?” Standing in a shop with no lights, and a “we are closed” sign hanging on a door. I’ve been there.

[@MatthewSmith-sz1yq]

I love the customers that think that because there is still someone in , or even just near, the store, it immediately means we are open, and if we refuse, it's because we are being lazy or rude. I had an old guy, back when I worked at discount tire, show up 45 minutes before we open. I just happened to be there 45 minutes before we open, even the employees are just supposed to get there 30 minutes early. The manager wasn't even there, and they have the keys. This guy kept wanting me to "just get him in real quick' because apparently he was going to be late for work. I kept telling him I don't have the keys. Even if I did have the keys, it takes AT LEAST 15 minutes to get everything set up. You need to wait for the compressor to build pressure, boot up the computers, and do all the stuff the closing crew were supposed to do because they were lazy POS. So there was no way I could just open the door, pull his car in, and get him serviced. I told him if he waits, he will be the first in line, and the moment that we are ready, we can get his car serviced. Even then, he was getting all mad, yelling he was going to be late. It was hard to resist the urge to just ask him what exactly he wants me to do. The store is locked, I don't have the keys. He started lecturing me about 'having a good service mindset, and work ethic.' What was I supposed to do, break a window?! I'm sure my boss would appreciate me 'taking the initiative' and breaking into the shop. I finally realized he was just a horrible human being who thought of service employees as slaves or something when he said 'just because you are off the clock doesn't mean you don't have responsibilities.' That's basically the definition of off the clock, I am no longer working, I am a random person. Just because I have a job that happens to serve people doesn't mean I am obligated to do whatever a customer says, even when I'm not working.

[@littlesparrow303]

Read the sign ~ Squid ward

[@justsomeone3729]

andy: “if he wouldve just taped it-“ drug dealers: “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!”

[@mikeshreck35]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHeXp3qmgJiogbM

[@humnflush]

@@dont9178 You absolute moron. I did not only read your profile picture, I subscribed to the channel, that was linked in the description of an unlisted video

[@DareMurdok]

i mean the guy tried to ship apparently just loose weed in a box? like just scooped in there? not in baggies. the easiest thing would've been to put it in a secondary container like a shoebox or something

[@justsomeone3729]

@@DareMurdok that makes sense like what if it were black bags ?

[@msthecommentator2863]

The real kicker being the fact that THEY SELL TAPE AT THE UPS STORE. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@handsomeavocado14]

i find myself saying things like "thats on the no go zone" and "two for two baby" very often now. thank you for expanding my vocabulary

[@willowdragon]

I refer to energy drinks as "my chemicals :D" because of one of his Keeps ad reads

[@CatoDepresso]

“I don’t care about onions” Kicks a garlic

[@papitasloup2119]

Square brained

[@robmd887]

Garlic is a species of onion

[@somerandommemechannel9776]

@@papitasloup2119 square

[@papitasloup2119]

@@robmd887 replace all onions in your life with garlic and see if you realize why people specify garlic

[@Cherrytangela]

Thats how much he doesnt care.

[@lucia2715]

"Fax" "It isn't working" * rustle rustle * " *F A X* " 👁 - 👁

[@monodragon]

IT ISNT WORKING DUDE *F F A A X X!!!!*

[@buzzzysin]

(ノ👁👄👁)ノ **F A X**

[@henryhey2985]

*Fax*

[@MusicDecomposer]

Let me make this very clear... *Ef, ay, ex, FFFAAACKSSS!!!*

[@endgamerplays]

can stop please

[@De_Chappo]

"I wanna go home" "*gasp* me too!" Basically how I make friends lmao

[@Eralen00]

Why do people say this at work though. There's one guy at the last place i worked who would say this all the time, every day. Like, do you think I love spending my time here being a wage slave?

[@De_Chappo]

@@Eralen00 idk... reassurance? Lol

[@A_Buster9693]

* gasp * me too!

[@zoonic999]

Same

[@berryw6818]

XD

[@MariaZamora-xt8zw]

I had a costumer that yelled at me once because I couldn’t accept a expired $5 coupon and she literally called for my manager and when he showed up she said I was being racist and called her a slur. It was so outrageous that the people behind her even told him she was lying. She started crying and calling everyone racist and called me so many names and even threatened to throw me off the register to and I quote “ beat me up no one would identify me” and even said she’d see me after my shift after she got kicked out. It was expired by 4 months….. so that’s fun.

[@mariomayhem2586]

sounds like a karen

[@samclarke8543]

Typical Karens... When will they learn... :| oh wait. Never.

[@desireer6915]

Im so sorry that happened to you! :(

[@AdriansArt]

Yikes! I'm so sorry she treated you so badly! You didn't deserve that.

[@Loos-e]

I’m convinced his eyes actually make that sound when he blinks.

[@CopperStarToons]

Definitely!

[@kelpdock8913]

who said it was his eyes that made the sound

[@paggetio8847]

@@kelpdock8913 oh god no

[@Loos-e]

@@kelpdock8913 n o

[@Natervader13]

Hearing dumb retail stories never gets old.

[@ragedx148]

Ikr

[@heavenshaffer]

Facts

[@jenpony]

True

[@joisaita6522]

FAX!!

[@Jarekthegamingdragon]

My first job was a as a lifeguard in the poor side of town. I am happy I had that job, I learned a lot. But my goodness I have some stories.

[@luuzsie512]

Pls share

[@Jarekthegamingdragon]

@@Fao2 We had a drunk homeless man wonder into the pool and jump off the top of the slide. Compound fracture in his right leg then went into shock. 15 years old is definitely far too young for the responsibility you get at that job.

[@eee8891]

@@Jarekthegamingdragon 😀

[@Frugthereal]

@@Jarekthegamingdragon TELL MORE

[@tomdom_0143]

As a lifeguard myself. Holllllyyyy moly I have some tales. My favourite also involved a drunk person who liked to hide on the roof. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@G-mers]

If I was working there and that lady that said "you should have the computers on our side." I would turn the computer and say" there, do it then."

[@Ben-q4h]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TimeBucks]

"The customer is always right, in matters of taste."

[@theblockbreakerpog]

@@dont9178 Ok, I won't

[@theincrediblebreeb3030]

@@dont9178 Ok pleb

[@daduckdatgames_7035]

*sniff* Ah YEs YoU arE vèRÿ rįGhtt

[@snapanimates1162]

What’s up with all of my favorite KZbinrs in the comments of other favorite KZbinrs

[@zachnerdydude6605]

That's even worse

[@kobijean1881]

“i don’t care about onions!” *kicks garlic*

[@KolnBruck]

69th like It’s unyun

[@road2apples]

Onions go on everything except cake!

[@superman8127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5bHqICDgKqYibs

[@bombastikanimals5450]

You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

[@R4e0fsunshine]

@@KolnBruck nonono Onyo

[@AwesomeVidzChannel]

- Fax! - It´s not working... - FAX!!! 😂

[@Jazzmaster_gaming]

Fax = Facts

[@GenericCorporationMedia]

Fax machines suck! (A typewriter is much better)

[@bread8095]

Maybe they just wanted someone to appreciate all the facts on the paper

[@tockbird9929]

1000th like

[@catzbestfriend]

I worked in a library and I can confirm that this is what they do. FAX!

[@bj.bruner]

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to say "YOU'RE MEAN!" to someone and throw them out the window I would be able to retire comfortably 😂

[@Pleblol]

it happens rarely, but everytime he uploads its like christmas

[@Orangeyouglad870]

The stars aligned

[@mohamedwaititi6192]

Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

[@reallocal]

Accurate

[@Ifbdndkdjddndn]

Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment: Current: 194

[@VBV4EAL]

stolen I just now saw the same comment in overly simplified channel

[@TheWinjin]

I'd be honest, I hate that there's this thing with kids getting like the worst, cheapest, underpaid jobs, but overall I think getting a job when you're still in school is VERY motivational. I could only start working after I've finished University because of hovermom and it quickly became clear to me, clear as a goddamn day, that I hate my work field, I don't want to do it, and I'm years behind in every skill like trading, haggling, arguing, human relations and everything else, that normal people have, that do not immediately apply to the job, but to everything around it. School and university are so different, and also having your own income is liberating.

[@_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-]

Me too man, me too.

[@armstrong.r]

Same here bro

[@sjcaljames]

Awwwww ice creamsandwich voice changed its kinda hard to notice it it changed like 5% changed same is 95% on my opinion

[@samwellsand8819]

The biggest thing you will realize in retail is people will literally think “Should I care what’s happening here? Nah I don’t get paid enough I really don’t care.”

[@R0TEK]

Yea lol

[@kingxeno4794]

Tbh I think that goes for fast food too. Cuz one of my co-workers I worked with stole food from the store and was like "yo don't tell and ill give you some" I sat there and said "nah you can keep it I definitely don't get paid enough to give a fraction of a"

[@bombastikanimals5450]

You are invite to my channel for cute cats🙋‍♀️🐾❤😺🔥❤

[@kingxeno4794]

@Dinesh Krishantha what was the point of that

[@ven_uwu]

Retail taught me I shouldn’t kiss ass and fulfill expectations. No matter what, who cares at this point?

[@thomasmusleh4049]

There is part in that saying "the customer is always right" that people forget. The full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of Taste" meaning if a customer thinks they look good in a silly hat, do not correct them.

[@TheMysty46]

To be fair, the say that the costumer is always right was originally about his own taste. If you have a restaurant and he want to order the most disgusting item on your menu, it's his right and you can't say anything. It was never a pass to treat employes like shit.

[@WasThatOneDude]

Too bad shitty people treat employes like shit cuz of that line

[@CombatSportsNerd]

Unfortunately my friend. You are part of the extreme minority that actually remember is the origin of that phrase.

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

Why is it worded weird?

[@TheMysty46]

@@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 Probably cause english is not my maternal tongue and I'm not perfectly bilingual. But I understand enough, I'm just bad at writing it. I'm sorry if there was any mistake, I try my best. Not everyone on the Internet grew up speaking english, honey.

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

@@TheMysty46 I meant the "The customer is always right" phrase and I'm not perfectly bilingual too. No need to get overly defensive and upset, _honey_

[@JimmyIsntCool]

The part where he goes “You’re mean!” And then he throws the guy out the window, I fully respect

[@KingNoobInc]

Why isnt there a single comment.

[@JimmyIsntCool]

@@KingNoobInc no idea

[@JimmyIsntCool]

Also, dang I got a lot of likes

[@Lynn69420]

@@JimmyIsntCool Good.

[@witherdued]

Same

[@tiedie3763]

“Look at my eyes”, yeah, that’s gonna be a no.

[@mohamedwaititi6192]

Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

[@AlexHoopsFORLIFE]

@@mohamedwaititi6192 haha no

[@TheMonimator]

@@mohamedwaititi6192 get a life bot

[@CopperStarToons]

No way! :P

[@mug8107]

trust me they are *clean*

[@Blueguy_thisguy885]

That goofy boy he just said you’re mean I just don’t know the window got me😂

[@KenH60109]

“I didn’t like to work, I just wanted the money” This man is talking FACTS.

[@nicholasnobles-zygmunt5451]

That's litterally the whole point of a non-voluntary job

[@humanperson620]

@@nicholasnobles-zygmunt5451 I mean I got paid for some voluntary jobs, it just depends on what and who.

[@ismael8926]

No, he's talking FAX

[@humanperson620]

@@ismael8926 From a FAX Machine?

[@cfri9332]

I don't like work or money. Help me.

[@DarkandTwisted]

"I said *no* pickles, peasant." 😆

[@vcents7]

XD lol

[@DarkandTwisted]

@vcents 😁

[@janejanebobanebananafannaf2522]

*NO PICKLES!!!*

[@jacksondoesstuff2458]

Kinda sus tho

[@spofsterr]

Checkmark person

[@The800429]

"I'M CRAZY, **unintelligible noises**" -Ice cream sandwich

[@juwel_draws]

At 1:58 I swear I saw the same thing happen, some person unfolds their chair thingy, the memories get a little fuzzy but I swear I remember seeing something similar. I was little and all I thought was “that’s a cool chair”

[@jeremiahsmith916]

Once I took up a part-time job as receptionist in a hostel, and the boss was an actual American expat (I lived in Russia back then). And I was so surprised when this guy turned out to be the ONLY boss throughout my whole retail jobs phase who actually told me "it's not your job to entertain them, your job is to put in their passport data and give them the keys, and if anyone's wanting anything unreasonable, you send them off". Was a great experience working with such mindset, compared to other ones where the managers told us to suck up to customers no matter what. God bless you Scott

[@arcanonn]

I hope I get a boss like that when I start working.

[@jeremiahsmith916]

TheCommentaryMuffin I hope you do, everyone deserves to be treated with humane respect by their management.

[@arcanonn]

@@jeremiahsmith916 yea. :)

[@gunkwizardry]

this attitude is super common in most areas outside of the US (excluding South Korea and Japan where the US has had a huge influence) its bizarre in a good way but also let me out i need to yell at customers

[@f.scottschiavo4303]

coincidentaly i'm named scott

[@beautifulnova6088]

"The customer is always right" isn't the full phrase. It's "The customer is always right in matters of taste." What this means is that if the customer wants to buy purple polkadot clown shoes, you sell them the shoes instead of trying to convince them not to. It does not mean that if the customer says the sky is green that they are correct.

[@vioninjadogdb8428]

and yet the "in matters of taste" was omitted in my Business Marketing class back in university for some reason.

[@cockroachrtxoff6045]

That really makes me a tiny bit more into the fact that I'm most likely going to get a unfulfilling job that pays me barely anything...thanks.

[@darkminer14]

The proper phrase is, "The customer always thinks they are right." Or atleast those of us in customer-service know that's the proper phrase.

[@c.d8]

I bet the person who shortened it was a customer

[@thesleepydot]

that makes so much sense

[@hu3cat]

You are very funny :3

[@Tonals]

Haha Brazilian youtuber

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

Yes

[@Kdottedgiraffe]

You are cat =^.^=

[@dmanisbadatthings8803]

agreed

[@suseyesus8096]

@@dmanisbadatthings8803 yee

[@coverage5884]

“yOuRe mEaN!” *yeets out the window*

[@themilitarydork]

“I’m not paid enough for THAT.” *BOY* if that ain’t the truth....

[@seemie3389]

"Im not paid enough to care"

[@faenene]

I’m not paid enough to live

[@nicolegusseee6759]

The “YOURE MEAN!” *YEET* scene is stuck in my head, i had an absolute karen at work and immediately thought of this video. imagining doing that to her made me feel a lot better lmao

[@gegtheegg2209]

Ooooooooo a juicy story please do tell

[@cosmol7738]

Can you tell what happened?

[@nicolegusseee6759]

@@cosmol7738 crackhead karen came into the sandwich shop i work in with her mask down to her chin, manhandled several cups inside and out bc she couldnt decide what size she wanted, then when i told her the price she left the store and didnt say anything. So i tossed the cups she manhandled, and she comes back 10ish minutes later angrily asking where her cup is. So i explain i had to toss them, while reminding her that her mask needs to be over her mouth and nose. She barely covers her mouth with it, manhandles like 5 more cups trying to find the perfect one. She FINALLY picks one after dirtying a bunch of them so i ring her up. Her card doesnt work, says “insufficient funds” and she starts yelling “WHY ISNT THIS WORKING MY CARD HAS X AMOUNT OF MONEY ON IT” i calmly explain that sometimes our system is screwy bc its old and suggest we try it a couple more times. Still doesnt work, she keeps yelling at me about it and demands i fix it??? Im like “bruh i dont know how to fix it” and im thinking she just doesnt have enough money. Then, she starts DEMANDING i give her a free soda by angrily asking “CAN I HAVE A SODA PLEASE???” multiple times while complaining that she hasnt had anything to eat or drink all day. Eventually after she repeats this several times, she starts yelling again, and after having her pull her mask back up at least twice, i just go “whatever. Take it. Take the soda. I dont care. Just hand me the cups you touched so i can throw them away.” In total i think i tossed like 8ish cups??? My manager gave me permission to kick her out next time, which i plan on doing if she comes back in while im working.

[@crusader2603]

@@nicolegusseee6759 do you work at sooubway? Cause that’s where I work and I relate to your struggles

[@nicolegusseee6759]

@@crusader2603 perhaps 👀

[@soaphie7914]

“YOU’RE MEAN!” *throws orphan through window*

[@NeoHiPPy1980]

Why would you throw a window? 🤣

[@soaphie7914]

@@NeoHiPPy1980 Sorry, my apologies. I made a spelling error previously and have corrected it.

[@brianm.johnson4438]

Technoblade style

[@erinreynolds9794]

@@brianm.johnson4438 y e s

[@breadkrz]

Technoblade would love that

[@theocruex]

Literally me on every rude customer that's treats me so bad

[@drinkreviews4665]

“I’m sorry sir the number isn’t working” “FAX”

[@theplutonium_]

"Here's some advice: If you wanna ship drugs, *DONT"* Amazing advice. I will take it in mind

[@lemonpie_vanilla]

Stop it, get some help

[@jakeh4n]

Noted.

[@jcfiggy]

noice

[@hay9147]

“eat pizza like a cookie” yes

[@renameagain5808]

Eat cookie like a pizza

[@mohamedwaititi6192]

Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

[@iexistig]

@@mohamedwaititi6192 oh god not another bot...

[@pencilRC1]

@@mohamedwaititi6192 shut

[@mariselag.7197]

@@renameagain5808 why

[@Buggy_XXVIII]

This Is The First Video I’ve Watched Of This Guy And In Like A Year And I Forgot How Silly This Little Animated Dude Is.

[@HK-bu1mz]

As a former UPS employee who worked in a hub, I can confirm that we do have pretty lax (not illegal, not unsafe, but relative to other companies) shipping. During my five years, we shipped things that were outright strange. My favorite examples are explosive ammunition, a fairly decent sized tree stuffed in a large cardboard box (it was a live tree, roots and all), and a broom (this one isn't that crazy, but it's odd that they had a regular broom shipped). The craziest one was a regular who came in a lot, asked for envelopes like the ones described in the video; they're usually meant to ship documents. He came in maybe a week later after asking for a good 30 of the envelopes, set one on our scale to be weighed, and I heard the package making noise (a no go according to the TSA), so I asked what was inside of it. "Bees." Now, that's odd. I asked him to hold on while I checked if we could ship bees. It turns out, we can, so I went back in and rung him up. All went fine, he went on his way, and I carefully set the envelope onto the table nearby so I could load it with care later on. It was at this point a dozen or so bees crawled from the corner of the envelope and started flying around the counter area. I promptly ordered every customer out, sealed up the office, and called the guy back. He arrived with some equipment and little boxes, gathered up the bees, and repackaged them. All in all, pretty fun day. He and an associate continued to ship bees in this style. I have since left UPS, but I imagine they still are shipping bees. I loved UPS.

[@thegamingmengoose6787]

Yeh working in the hub is nice huh? We can’t ship. The stores don’t have the paperwork y’all have. We can’t ship anything and get yelled at 24/7. Nothing gun related or drug related. No make up or alcohol or perfume. Certain box sizes can’t get shipped nor weight. Etc etc. we don’t have lax shipping regulations, you just had all the papers to ship whatever

[@HK-bu1mz]

@@thegamingmengoose6787 Perhaps it was a state thing. We shipped gun parts all the time. Ammo was regulated because it's a regulated explosive. We shipped all kinds of things. Yes, if it was hazardous it needed proper documentation, but domestically that was generally a hazard label and confirming that the recipient was allowed to receive it. Otherwise, we asked what was in it, they told us, we sent it down the belt. It sounds like your hub didn't have a counter.

[@thegamingmengoose6787]

@@HK-bu1mz the hub as more papers than the stores it’s not state related because you ship country wide. It’s DOT. Also new regulations came in, in February 20221

[@thegamingmengoose6787]

@@HK-bu1mz again I didn’t work at a hub I work at a store franchise store. We don’t have the same regulations the hub does

[@HK-bu1mz]

@@thegamingmengoose6787 I left UPS a while back, but it depended on what you were shipping. As far as air packages, they follow 49CFR if it's within the US, so state guidelines apply, not necessarily the entire US (although there are federal guidelines, 49CFR regulations were an extension of that, so you had to pay attention to the specific states). Ground domestic was DOT, fully agree there.

[@SunnySplosion]

I remember working 20 hours a week in high school after doing 35 hours a week at school and i would go home and my parents would be like "bACck iN myY dAy i hAd tO woRk 399 hOuRRs per weEk and gET A+++ iN alL mY clAssSEs"

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@erxyt]

.

[@liljammy6434]

I now look up to you, you have my honour and respect

[@SlavicRat]

Oh I feel ya

[@akorn5247]

Yeah, most people who start a sentence with "Back in my day..." tends to be disconnected from the current requirements to succeed in life. "That's all well and good, dad, but a Big Mac was also probably 65 cents back in your day." Love yo face :)

[@cirtasin6230]

You can tell he's been playing a lot of minecraft lately.

[@andreajocop2779]

i thought that too hahaha

[@smae98]

Exactly what I just commented

[@pretzel9945]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@kailucy9595]

@@andreajocop2779 jjju in i

[@thesillywizard2135]

What. . . Edit : Ohhhh. . .

[@CastorGaming]

I have worked at a UPS Store for the last 5 years, and you are 100% correct. Especially about the people who knock on the door after we're closed, only to ask if we're open. The lights are off, the open sign is off, the hours are posted next to the door, the security gate is closed, the front door is locked ... WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK WE'RE OPEN!?

[@trbld5219]

Fun fact: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." is the actual full saying. People always ignore the second half of this.

[@annyeonggomenasai5564]

Wait, rlly?

[@runawaypacman]

You learn something new everyday

[@takeodavis5478]

@@runawaypacman *insert the more you know meme here*

[@rowocean3409]

What does that mean "in the matter of taste"?

[@LamboFanbo]

@@rowocean3409 as in, if a customer wanted a purple car with a red interior, you shouldn't judge them, or say that it's wrong. It was mostly used for things such as suit tailoring and custom textiles, since those business rely mostly on customer input.

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

Having worked at Walmart for a few years, I've dealt with shite customers. For example: 1. Had a customer threaten to have me fired and arrested because he thought I was a pedo (I was using a urinal next to a stall and heard a kid playing a video game, and I let his Mom know so she wouldn't be waiting). 2. Had another customer threaten to have me fired because she thought I was back-talking to her (after I erroneously sold her 15 pavement tiles we apparently didn't have that nobody told me we didn't, which meant she had to go through customer service for a refund) 3. Yelled at another customer who made a co-worker in my department cry (he insulted her teeth, which were admittedly rotten because she was a smoker who couldn't afford dental care) During the Pandemic? 1. Had a customer shove me, where I almost tripped and fell, because he didn't want to go through the store entrance and wanted to go through the Lawn & Garden entrance, and I was blocking the way because my department manager told me to direct customers to the store entrance) 2. Had a customer take a picture of me with my mask pulled just below my nose (I was outside loading mulch into a trailer in 90+ heat) and report me to my manager 3. Ended up cursing back at a customer who was making insulting comments about me while I checked her through the register, which eventually ended with me resigning from Walmart. Here's a few words of wisdom I'll share with y'all - if a job makes you wish a shooter would come in and blow you away, then it's high time you go get another job.

[@fireassassin123]

Oh yeah, I get where you're coming from. I work as a Gas Attendant for Sam's Club, and there are so many rude and annoying customers there. I've had several people verbally accost me just for doing my job because it ended up being an inconvenience for them. Like when they intentionally coast in on empty without paying for a membership, and I have to turn them away because that's what management told me to do. I've lost track of the amount of times I've had customers threaten to get me fired, and the funny thing is that 90% don't follow through, and I've only ever had management get on my case once. Though that one time was super infuriating. I was just doing my job, this old asshole decided he didn't want to wait in line like everybody else and floored it around, cutting in front of around 3 different people who had been patiently waiting in line, so at first I politely asked the guy to move as he cut in line, the guy starts being a dick and yelling at me about how he wasn't going to move. So I did what I was told to do in that situation, and informed him that if he didn't move, I would shut off the pump. The guy proceeded to verbally threaten me, and so I stood my ground and said "Go ahead, there's cameras watching this entire gas station." The guy didn't like that, and so he went inside and complained to management about how I told him to move after he cut in line. Management took his side, gave him a $20 gift card, and confronted me about it outside at the gas station, in front of everybody, without pulling me aside to speak in private or anything. Obviously I reported that shit, I'm not really sure what happened to them after that, but it seems like they weren't really punished for it.

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

@Ryan Tran Already did, thankfully. Took a few months, but I did.

[@couldawa7114]

To be fair the first number three is kinda valid

[@mugenpower7545]

Dude. I'm so sorry, fuck all them other mfs. They don't know how it is to be in our, your, position

[@brandonlaning2016]

I once had a dude walk in with a Maga hat without his mask on complaining that we didnt offer a particular kind of bread. We told him to put his mask on or leave, and so he immediately turned around, but had to mention how he wouldn't bring his money to our store. Me and my manager didn't miss a beat and said "GOOD RIDDENCE THEN" guy nearly had his heart leap out of his chest and it was great. By the way, the best job to work at is one where management remembers what it's like to be in the lower ranks; only take shit from people that understand what you're going through and not some arrogant idiot that thinks because they have a fancy name badge that they can talk down to you.

[@frozenfreehand1997]

As someone who currently works in retail at a Walmart, the talk about talking back to rude and angry customers resonates with me on a molecular level.

[@Lazycandle]

Walmart brother

[@tiajoseph7309]

As a Dollar Tree manager that feeling intensifies. Our items are worth a dollar, and most of our customer's brains are worth a dollar too; well, make that less than a dollar. I have been close to telling them off several times before, but I always remember that I need this shit job or else I'd be homeless. And don't get me started on the thieves. Who dafuq steals from a Dollar Tree!? Even the freakin homeless guy who used to shop there gave us what little cash he had to pay for his things! I've never hated people so much until I started working in retail.

[@Lazycandle]

@@tiajoseph7309 so it’s not only Walmart that causes you iq to drop when you enter the store

[@tiajoseph7309]

@@Lazycandle Nope. That's pretty much with every store.

[@hotdogbrained]

Regular ice cream sandwich videos are strange at most, 2x speed is just a fever dream

[@thesuspiciousorange2526]

Fun fact: "the customer is always right" is actually only half the slogan! The full saying was originally "the customer is always right in matters of taste". But then it slowly got butchered into the Accept Whatever the Customer Says mentality a lot of big chains have now.

[@YaM8Andi]

wait really?

[@thesuspiciousorange2526]

@@YaM8Andi yep! There have been several sayings that have gotten this treatment. Another one that a lot of people know is "blood is thicker than water", with the original saying being "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb".

[@krazyfan1489]

@@thesuspiciousorange2526 that ones a myth if i remember right

[@Blue_Boy_Official]

​@@thesuspiciousorange2526 As krazyfan1489 said, that's a myth. It was pretty much always about familial bonds, though it used to partially mean that those bonds aren't broken by distance. Alongside this, neither of the guys who claimed it was originally about the covenant and wombs had any sources or evidence, just a claim.

[@Blue_Boy_Official]

And I'm also not finding any evidence for the customer phrase ever including 'in matters of taste', but that one I'm gonna hope is true. Also that's not a fun fact at all, you just added those two words to make people read your comment

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

I love how ice cream sandwich is not really explicit in any way, but when you think about it he is more threatening than anything from a horror movie.

[@miguelmialichi6367]

@@Vomer0 0:54

[@surprisedpotato]

The lady with the cane was just flexing her COOL CANE CHAIR TRANSFORMER

[@blubber9047]

My dad has one of those and it’s hella funny

[@rogerfn4283]

nice profile picture

[@surprisedpotato]

@@rogerfn4283 fsjal gang

[@BlueBloxxerPlayerXD]

but shes a karen right?

[@zoonic999]

OH DAM-

[@celestemorris4796]

This man has the best creativity and humor I have ever seen or heard

[@gaolbreak1090]

The best thing about living in Germany: if you are a shit customer, the workers can tell you to shut up or leave. Or be rude back to you. It's great and teaches manners.

[@thenerdbyrd7026]

It's just required by the managers who are scared of losing literally like 1 or 2 stuck up customer witnesses who thinks that employee should be nice. Howecer it's less and less implemented that the customer is always right because customers are becoming just fucking dumb lately.

[@devibenpatel1933]

wow BRB moving to Germany

[@Natervader13]

A lot of retail stores, at least here in the USA, really bank on customers leaving good reviews and stuff like that, even somewhat more than sales itself. So yeah, you're supposed to really have thick skin and keep a smile about everything, regardless of the context. It's pretty dumb.

[@LivTheWiz]

@@thenerdbyrd7026 Yeah that sounds about right. The first thing i was taught at my retail job was "The customer is always wrong" haha

[@yourstruly8625]

Take me

[@annjrue]

The dislikes are from everyone who's tried to ship drugs at a UPS store and got stopped by a 16 year old. EDIT: Incredibly original replies, keep ‘em coming guys! /s

[@norffillian497]

Omg, this would be such a nice plot for juvenile detective literature

[@poof7499]

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing

[@elmagicsquid8271]

It is what it is

[@rockeater27]

@@poof7499 NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS SPREAD

[@somebodythattrulyexists28]

@@norffillian497 Thanks for the idea random person AKA "Norf" I will use that.

[@vayk8]

"I dont like to work, I just like the money." I have never heard something everyone could agree with in my entire life

[@vera-whatsurdiscord]

wait, no cap? Never seen relatable humour? Zwow

[@vayk8]

@@vera-whatsurdiscord it was hyperbole but alright

[@vera-whatsurdiscord]

@@vayk8 i have severe trust issues

[@j.c.1452]

@@vera-whatsurdiscord Sir, this is a Wendy's

[@mk5902]

Your character looks precious like I want to protect him ✨️

[@JellyJessYT]

*FAX FAAAAAAAX*

[@monodragon]

S H A K E S H A K E *F A X!!*

[@yrbmarnelle]

Ur channel banner is hot 🥵

[@alliemarie918]

Where I work one time a lady came in looking for hand sanitizer gel (which we didn't have due to pandemic) Lady: do you have GGEEELL (rubs hands together) Me: hand sanitizer gel? No, we don't have any Lady: GEL GEL, I NEED GEL Me: I'm sorry, we don't have it Lady: THE GEL Me: No sorry, no gel Lady: ok

[@monodragon]

@@yrbmarnelle ew.

[@someone333._.]

@@yrbmarnelle what the-

[@blue_birb]

"I don't care about onions" * proceeds to kick garlic *

[@hannahrowe3902]

lol

[@nageen.]

lol

[@totsy_meow]

lol

[@chippy2023]

It could be a misshapen onion. :P

[@slyracoonboi3863]

Lol

[@zacharywissinger3996]

Understand him or not, he’s spitting straight fax.

[@paintbarrel]

is that a pun

[@slavbigyoshi7677]

@@paintbarrel pun city

[@ciaraharan4081]

Actually tho...that guy's spitting the word "FAX"

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

At lest he's not spreading xeroxed spread sheets.

[@the_sabxtxur]

and shipping it!

[@HannahNaplesWhisperstone]

Love watching through all your older content! Love how relatable you are! I've been working in the food industry for several years now, so I have dealt with similar things and not so nice people. You said work and school is hard lol, I'm working, in collage, and married. So.. yeah, fun times. Busy life. But my husband and I enjoy your content!!

[@CeliaNightstep]

"I don't like work, I just like money." -Literally everyone, like absolutely all of them.

[@OctoNico]

No?

[@gigachad9826]

@@OctoNico It was just a joke? Maybe?

[@user_hat]

spongebob

[@NeoHiPPy1980]

* gasp * Me, too! (4:46)

[@confettighost]

“YOU’RE MEAN!” * yeets out of window *

[@The4stro]

you're*

[@confettighost]

@@The4stro sorry my grammars bad :P but I’ll fix that now =w=

[@smexyapman]

The human i respect the least is the one that walks up to an obviously closed store, tries to open the obviously locked door, and then waits for you to see them so they can ask you if you are closed.

[@michaeljpatrick]

I once told a woman doing that "We're closed!". She said, "But I can still see you!" Like, yeah lady. We don't cease to exist when the store closes. We're real people.

[@crypticvoid372]

I currently work at the UPS Store and I’ve experienced literally every one of these scenarios 😭

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“I don’t like to work, i just like the money” -literally everyone

[@mohamedwaititi6192]

Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment currently at 273

[@Zathren]

Literally everyone who's suffering from depression.

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

@@mohamedwaititi6192 0, you don’t deserve any for begging

[@CopperStarToons]

You got that right! :D

[@grass6989]

@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 correct B) Self PREMOTING sucks

[@connorsmith2205]

The dislikes are the people who tried to ship the “illicit substances”

[@Lava_Zoid]

Lol 😂 also one question do u like epic battle animation or funny animation?

[@harmonybade324]

I got then through an airport once :O Three times, actually.

[@cheri8832]

@@harmonybade324 i don’t know whether you should be proud of that 🧍‍♀️

[@harmonybade324]

@@cheri8832 Eh, I am anyway. :)

[@shadykiwi4140]

Its not even that hard tho. something airtight, like those tupperware with the rubber sealy majigger, then just pack it with some other shit. like a book or two. easy

[@novasion327]

“I dont like work, just like the moneyyy” *Everybody liked that* Edit: oh shit thats alot of likes

[@NeoHiPPy1980]

* gasp * Me, too! (4:46)

[@vx-samuel-xv9102]

Everybody likes the money. I think schools should pay you to go 💵💵💵

[@ratFriend12]

It feels like this came out yesterday!! 3 years ago is crazy!! I still love all these videos

[@thewinterizzy]

I once had a woman swear and scream at me over “cancellation fees” that she owed us. Turns out she was mad about paying for the add-on of *cancelation insurance* that *she had requested* ... 🥸

[@tripi7906]

*cou*karen*gh*

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

Oof

[@SouthernGothicYT]

Fun fact: I got called disrespectful and racist when I didn't let a customer buy $20 worth of food with $3

[@luv_strawberriez]

Oh god

[@tuckisbad]

seems legit

[@apokolypx]

are you racist tho? lmao

[@Deacon...]

What

[@sltrskid]

this would be a "yeah sure" moment but people really do be like that tho

[@superbananas7792]

"I wanna go home" I feel this on a spiritual level. Such a uniting thing. That and not getting paid enough especially in jobs like Healthcare.

[@superbananas7792]

@moments in time I feel your gasp friend and raise you one sigh

[@SerenityM16]

“The customer is always right” is not the full quote, “The customer is always right in matters of taste” is

[@kelsey7803]

As someone who’s first job was working at the UPS Store, all of this is 100% true. After 6 years of working there, you could always tell when someone lied about what’s inside. I’ve also witnessed a lot of people get arrested for illegal shipping at our store. Honestly, the most exciting and entertaining 6 years of my life.

[@allyterps9223]

So true! I work at a UPS store as well and all this has definitely happened. Though he missed a couple great stories that happen regularly... Like "poop boxes" that spill and get poop everywhere. That's a really unpleasant one.

[@fox8656]

@@allyterps9223 I work Air Sort in a Hub and busted poop boxes are the absolute worst.

[@grqfes]

@@allyterps9223 what kind of person ships poop boxes

[@allyterps9223]

@@grqfes it's something your doctor asks you to do instead of having to poop at the Drs office. It's to test for things like colon cancer.

[@thegamingmengoose6787]

FUCK YEH POOP BOX COMMENT SECTION!!!

[@datguy3907]

I'm fairly certain that everyone has just forgotten that the phrase is longer. "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." The only power they have is the choice, and that they be the ones with the green paper.

[@mikeshaftx]

Yeah. You can choose what to stock, but they choose whether to buy it or not. So if you want them to buy your goods, you have to stock what they want. The customer always being right has nothing to do with company policy.

[@iexist2597]

Lets see how many subs i can get from this comment. Current: 18

[@theholyvector]

I believe another version is, the customer is always right -about to say something stupid -sgt ducky

[@pretzel9945]

i can barely see ur pfp dude

[@datguy3907]

@@pretzel9945 that's the point.

[@thekaelixchamber]

This guy’s character is so good. “I am crazy! Blehehrgrhehrhe!” “I just want the moniii”

[@oddode7796]

Also eat pizza like a cookii

[@ARandomPumpkin1234]

Icecreamsandwich is one of my top three favorite channels on youtube

[@sacke1103]

My saying goes about like this: ”Customers first” (always prioritize them over other parts of my job) ”Customers are always wrong”

[@thatbluegamet]

Judging by all the stories about asshole customers the customer is always right saying is a big fat lie

[@Hisworld1234]

"The customer is always wrong, especially if they say 'the customer is always right.'"

[@J0ELSEPH]

Eats pizza like a cookie is probably one of the most relatable things I've heard this year

[@veeamazingtv3994]

WHY WHY WHY

[@lilacflowerao]

How do you even?

[@bigt7706]

Eat kit Kats like a cookie while your at it

[@insolentW]

"I don't want people yelling at me about onions" Me: *sooubway 2 flashbacks*

[@mr.electro4674]

Lmao

[@alytle3778]

yes

[@zamelahadnan]

is he the Odds1Out?

[@PossumPlaygrounds]

@Tyrant ON THE SIDE OF WHAT????

[@user-tc9mh3gz5l]

?

[@julianyc422]

The Famous phrase was, "The customer is always right in matters of taste"