Idiots In Boats Caught On Camera

Wrecked yachts, kayaking mishaps and container ships getting stuck under bridges… Check out our new compilation of boating blunders and watercraft fails! / @behindthebage

[@Robert-m7i1l]

Legend has it " this narrator has not been narrarating very long. LEGEND CONFIRMED!!!

[@SoberOKMoments]

The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them. Good Lord, ladies. Have you no instinct for self preservation?

[@throttleout3463]

I was literally yelling g at my phone move you dumb

[@user-ox2xi6kk8o]

Most women in L.A. sure don't. They seem to love walking through a sketchy neighborhood on high heels and a minidress looking for an underground afterhours party...I don't get it.

[@Mhdogman]

That was insane to watch. That big tower thing right next to them.

[@unknownmasksw2serialirious580]

Of all the video is the ladies is what bring u here for the comment Jesus 😂 I don’t have too $hit about the ladies If they want to die they got one so what??? 😂

[@gregdowd939]

Oblivious idiots

[@davegoldspink5354]

I came for the boat carnage and stayed for the laughs. 😂🤣😂

[@derek876544]

Didn't stop long then

[@Wombat-blue]

Playing everything twice only makes the video half as good

[@awolfx7947]

The sailboat crush at 5:20 is terrible - People of such boats tend to take care of their boat with love and pour as much as they can spend into it, typically way more than they're worth. Insurances rarely cover a new boat of equal value/condition. Not to mention the sentimental loss.

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂 Famous last words in all of these “no worries mate I know boats”.

[@frankgesuele6298]

"It's not like this is Titanic."

[@davegoldspink5354]

@@frankgesuele6298 that was it’s unsinkable.

[@headsup2433]

It`s such a shame when good videos appear on KZbin and the narration is very poor. It spoils the whole reason for doing it in the first place

[@chiefsnarlsnortz1610]

Agreed. No maritime experience obviously on some!

[@dougmartin3385]

That’s why I turn the sound down lol

[@vec306]

Where’s your video?

[@number-1-Saxman]

Let me make it easy for you. JUST TURN THE SOUND OFF!!!!!

[@billycox475]

Just leave the narration to Ozzy Man

[@eizol568]

“I’m on a boat….BOOM…no more!” 😂

[@stevenperri9506]

Every time I think I want a boat a watch one of these videos and I save tons of money. :)

[@lilycara5249]

Can do without the commentary

[@FastEddy1959]

Amen!

[@Jason-er8mf]

Watch it on mute then you fucking IDIOT

[@andrewaway]

There was almost none.

[@FastEddy1959]

@@andrewaway None would’ve improved it quite a bit!

[@joaoleitao3320]

100 right

[@98bgtv]

Unbelievable Moments Caught on Camera! I can’t get enough!

[@GlobalistJuice]

And people think one day we'll have flying cars to zip around the sky!🤣

[@1corrsfan]

Me too.. Or fully self driving cars available to us all, Some kind of crazy update like that..

[@ronniewilkerson2027]

Yeah, kinda scary right. But it's gonna make for some good videos.

[@BlackWit11]

The one at 15 min was a perfectly controlled ship launch!

[@Eline_Meijer]

Who else watched on mute?

[@p70581]

Detroit, Michigan.

[@patrickdunn8918]

Go to any busy recreational lake, and watch people launch their boats….talk about entertainment 😃

[@DoreVibe]

Perfect video to show the guy with a new boat BEFORE he takes it out on his first voyage. lol.

[@NalaRichenbach]

This was very entertaining.

[@FluffyFussel]

At 16:26 it is Robert Habeck , the german Minister for Economy. 😂😂😂

[@salzpfeffer5748]

He is such an Idiot, he destroys the german economy compl.

[@Kaesemesser0815]

Ja, ich habe diese Ratte auch erkannt.

[@bzactv]

I love all these videos he makes my day every day when I watch the videos

[@McHale72]

"I bet the captain wasn't completely honest on his resume..." The deadpan delivery made that clip for me. Touche'

[@psidvicious]

At 15:15, I’m pretty sure that went exactly like it was supposed to.

[@YouBazinga]

I was just about to comment the same. Those pilot boats are there on purpose to prevent the launched ship from drifting away. You can see a thick rubber protection on the bow and a black cloud of smoke coming out of a boat exhaust on contact, forcing the ship in the opposite direction.

[@psidvicious]

@@YouBazinga Yep, when there is no submersible dry dock available, this is the only other alternative. Admittedly it looks a little precarious but ships have been launched like that for 100’s of years.

[@Satanist-zm2rq]

This is typical of these trashy videos, I just thumbs down the video and move on.

[@smokeysmith1282]

Also great music selection 😊

[@stronzer59]

So many contenders for the Darwin Award here

[@gavinminion8515]

2:35 - I'm interested to know - at what point do those two decide that it is not a good idea to remain seated where they are as a large vessel carves chunks out of the environment around them?

[@watchyourtimeco1]

14:39 What's wrong with this one? Seems like a perfect launch to me

[@wilfdarr]

Dude, there is some gold here!

[@tonepilot]

18:20 Your bowel? Lol. Pretty sure that should have read “bow” heheh

[@ravagesoyjoy]

@ 6:09 (giggidy) Tina, the rock. Tina. Tina! TINA!!!

[@Timetravel1111]

:43 the really bad thing is that these ships that hit each other barges have warning systems and they’re not listening to them. They’re probably not at the helm/ wheel?? They’re probably sleeping. I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes. You could probably run to the wheel or get on the microphone but as we saw the bridge crash this year where the barge hit the pole bridge and they collapsed killing people more often than we think.Scary

[@tegknox2694]

Non robotic somewhat useful and teasing narration. Exceptional content. Highly recommend

[@nuppi264]

I love these Boat Idiots XD

[@SKARKIBANEZ]

Yeah wish you in there too NOOB -_-

[@patrickdunn8918]

Idiots and water can be really dangerous…

[@GuiltyOne]

Seriously why all the repeats from previous videos??

[@gerelldomangue8887]

yeah, some people should not operate a rubber duck in a bathtub

[@KellyNewman-z5r]

thought boats were a noncontact sport 😂😂

[@chiefsnarlsnortz1610]

Chainsaw: did the wife win half of everything in a divorce?

[@dawn-gk2tr]

It seems like a lot of really rich guys hire poor captains.

[@sirtango1]

23:32 cue the dukes of hazzard horn about here! 😂

[@garykendall3776]

@2.10 - that is why they need the stainless steel bow.

[@paulodasilvaandre7808]

I just wanted to know who is going to pay for the damage and the damage.😂

[@realulli]

1:47 the yacht had some kind of control failure. The channel SuperYachtCaptain has an interview with the guy, he also said what exactly was the problem I just forgot. He selected the cheapest place to crash - if he hadn't done so, he'd have destroyed the (only) bridge that connects the two halves of Sint Maarten. Lots of things, definitely not an idiot!

[@monkeyhaters9258]

The Pirates of the Caribbean boat ⛵that's what happens when you let Jack Sparrow drive a boat👍

[@ross.venner]

2:11 - Crushing Optimists, the man has class...

[@dannyc6656]

90% or more of the time the narrator said 'that is why...' he SHOULD have been saying 'THIS is why...'

[@number-1-Saxman]

Your problem is with the grammar? get a life!!

[@dannyc6656]

@@number-1-Saxman But sir, grammar is my life... 😛

[@phoe8523]

At 14:50 you can admire a picture-book launch. With three tugs to move the drifting ship afterwards.

[@goffer1245]

No wonder my packages never arrive.

[@lenny108]

Between 2013 and 2022, some 807 vessels were lost at sea. So there is a high possibility that your boat will also sink.

[@wowmomenttv]

There is really no limit to the absurdity! Watch and laugh out loud.

[@moncorp1]

"Hey! You scratched my anchor!"

[@chiefsnarlsnortz1610]

They make tide tables for a reason!

[@yamaharider8014]

Hey Captain Crunch, hold my beer. I'll dock the ship for you! Gilligan could do better than these land lubbers.

[@BruceBuffett-zo8jn]

Evaluation weed out the BAD DRIVERS 😮😂 hahaha 🤣😂

[@greeneyedwarlock882]

28 feet does NOT a yacht make. Never will.

[@neoaliphant]

at 15:00 i dont see a problem, the ug looked like it was trying to prevent the ship oing too far

[@flwrangler]

And you thought YOUR GPS was crazy!

[@FactZone-sl5lt]

Wow, this is insane! How can people be so careless on the water?

[@timadomeit8764]

muahhaaa at 16:20 that is germany's economy minister :D

[@WesternIssue]

The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them..as if I'm about to embark on a journey into the unknown.

[@doncarlodivargas5497]

2:20 all captains: aim for something cheap

[@richardbeckenbaugh1805]

23:28 That is a beaver lodge and depending on where they are, they’ve either committed a felony or a misdemeanor. Unless they’re in Europe, in North America, if it’s in Canada they’ve committed a misdemeanor. In the United States, it varies by state. In my state, doing something like that is a felony. In other states it is a misdemeanor.

[@jansefran1752]

0.52 parking like a BOSS.

[@TMaxMoment]

Hi Guys,Wish you have fun watching the video, have a nice day

[@AndieBlack13]

At 0:44 to 1:19 shows a Canadian built jetboat called an Outlaw Eagle...this type of jetboat relies on a pilot maintaining the throttle...when one backs out of the throttle , lateral stability is lost as it has no rudder whatsoever & can change direction instantly...listen carefully, we can hear the engine being dialed back, that is all this vessel needs to lose steering stability....this is a common instance of an individual not knowing, or forgetting of this intrinsic quirky vessel behaviour.

[@sheadupree252]

thats not how you play battleship

[@billydeewilliams9104]

11:50. Is that Clearwater, FL???

[@larchman4327]

When people say bruh or bro they sound like such a genius.

[@awolfx7947]

The @13:55 full video is called "Onervaren een sluis binnenvaren" - Going into a regular waterlock as is common in the Netherlands but with a captain and crew with minimal experience. You see the people just frantically standing around completely clueless.

[@AbleReason]

14:38 This is supposed to happen. Not an accident. Those small craft are what we call 'tug boats. These 'tug boats' are there to catch and control the ship that was just launched, Then these 'tug boats' will move it to where it needs to go next. Who knew, right?

[@henktulp4400]

If you have no clue whatsoever DON’T comment!! It spoils a good vid….

[@mikesanders4012]

Click bait, thumbnail not included

[@robertbangert6685]

pretty much no one in this video should be aloud to be near or get on boats period

[@lawrencenannes4260]

😮😮some serious ship wrecking here😮😮

[@TheJuggalo1491]

Looks like a new Yacht.

[@Duerke]

Mute button makes it better.

[@iamcarbonandotherbits.8039]

The barge at 1:24. Went from launch to sink in the same ceremony 😊.

[@multa765]

Subtitles! '.. your engine's screwed, your bowel, your whole boat...' That's the funniest thing in this whole compilation of other people's work. In case you didn't get it, the subtitle should have read 'bow'. Who's the idiot?

[@Jeff_11B]

7:38 This ship is actually supposed to break at the center like that

[@Calvin-m5n]

That Gorrilla said right turn Clyde!!

[@Simonsimon-fy3hq]

No way to talk about Mr Eastwood.

[@ArleneMckenzie-wu4xp]

I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes.

[@malfunctionjunction6212]

7:01 getting your dingy pinched. OUCH.

[@HelgaJanso-mt1ex]

Most of the little boat owner give a damn about environment. You crash your boat because you a reckless driver, oil is poisoning the water , give a damn. What you say is" I'm an American and when I want to have fun I give a damn if somebody or something get hurt.

[@hopethisworks1212]

Great voice-over. That American accent that all the world hates.

[@joemag6032]

Alcohol seems to be as popular with boat captains and pilots as it is with in-stadium baseball fans.

[@KellyNewman-z5r]

wrecking a sailboat , always 💔

[@mray8519]

Apparently big boats have no respect for little boats.

[@yhyaibrahim583]

Nice video

[@ladyd3187]

Why any insurance company would insure a boat or jet ski is beyond my comprehension.

[@BileilaNastase]

I can't stop laughing at the things idiots in boats get up to

[@ayedubya94]

Wide people in narrow vessels just dont work out

[@almaknack9543]

Wait for Bayesian.

[@brendabirkenbach8533]

Love the commentary ❤❤❤

[@bigredc222]

It would probably work out pretty nice to have a super yacht destroy your boat, you get a new boat out of the deal.

[@SciMajor1]

15:09 What? That's was why the tugboat was there.

[@captiandarwin]

Reruns of old videos

[@gregdowd939]

Just goes to show you that too many people have more money than brains

[@ayedubya94]

Everyone talking mad shit about the commentary 😂😂 he didn’t do that bad lol

[@Republican_Extremest]

13:56 they are in a boat lock one side has water higher and other other side has water that's lower. So they enter the canal. Doors shut and they pump water in or out depending on the direction. That boat looks like it's getting caught in the current of the lock. Could be wrong.

[@tamo9520]

Oh My Gosh how Rotterdam has grown!

[@shappens6043]

Dope sellers on dope and dope boats

[@matthiasviii]

Freue mich jetzt schon auf den nächsten Törn