New Boater Vs Boat Ramp (Chit Show)

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

2 жыл бұрын

Boynton boat ramp in Florida has plenty of boat traffic coming in and out. Today while filming we catch a first time boater backing up a brand new boat. This video is very informative and is extremely funny. Its always good to go out with a friend who may have experience before going boating. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami.
Boat crashes and boat fails are all to common in the Miami boat ramps but I didnt expect Boynton to be this bad. The only thing that compares to this Chit Show is when googans go out of Haulover Inlet when its a wavy boats day.
0:00- Intro

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@Dudecifer
@Dudecifer 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe this chit show lasted 28 minutes 🤩
@nodayatthebeach
@nodayatthebeach 2 жыл бұрын
Best one yet !
@andrewsalacina9705
@andrewsalacina9705 2 жыл бұрын
And no boat in the water . That's the best part
@chromepump29
@chromepump29 2 жыл бұрын
Bro getting your boat lined up does no good if your vehicle isn't in line with the trailer. As soon as you start backwards you're off line
@gckshea
@gckshea 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the new Chit Show level reached if this guy tried this on a holiday or a weekend? Holy crap, Bro.
@larrymaulsby1711
@larrymaulsby1711 2 жыл бұрын
That boat is scared, after this it is going to need a lifetime of councelling.
@JofoTubin
@JofoTubin 2 жыл бұрын
Drove straight back to the dealer like, "you sold me a bent trailer!"
@blazeandcyrus
@blazeandcyrus 2 жыл бұрын
Thats what I was thinking when he was kicking the tires or whatever he was doing when on the phone. lol, calling the boat dealer, "Yo, man this trailer is junk"
@kabirconde5904
@kabirconde5904 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tompump1413
@tompump1413 2 жыл бұрын
The longer the trailer the easier it is to back up!
@stevejette2329
@stevejette2329 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could use it as a teaching moment instead of just ridicule ? Like, "Whichever direction the BOTTOM of the steering wheel goes, the trailer will go." "Slow is PRO." "Don't use the mirrors."
@JofoTubin
@JofoTubin 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevejette2329 Someone offered him help and he gaffed them off. At that point, there's nothing to do but point and laugh.
@fuckyouyoutube2834
@fuckyouyoutube2834 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is an example as to why we should practice in a large parking lot before we even attempt to start backing up any trailer!
@northerngannetproject3147
@northerngannetproject3147 Жыл бұрын
That just he did...
@benmcclure1602
@benmcclure1602 11 ай бұрын
K-mart went broke just so we can have a place for trash dumping, over night drunk drivers, RC planes, cars, go carts, teen drivers and people who cannot back a trailer.
@theycallmePee
@theycallmePee 6 ай бұрын
I applaud that driver. He committed to practicing and himself - in an empty parking lot and ramp. The only person he actually disturbed was Alfred Montaner lol🤣
@Mudcat3434
@Mudcat3434 4 ай бұрын
I mean at least he didn't do it on a busy weekend. And look, we all have been there learning. I agree though at least do some practice runs in an open parking lot. Still...better than holding everyone up on a weekend.
@angryblckman
@angryblckman 3 ай бұрын
He’s over steering , you only need to turn the steering wheel a quarter of the way and the slower you go the easier kt is to control the trailer
@chrisb9902
@chrisb9902 3 ай бұрын
NEVER. IN. MY. LIFE... Have I EVER seen someone that CLUELESS about backing up a trailer!!!😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂
@dashero11
@dashero11 2 күн бұрын
Because its fake . Hes a salesman and they did a interview with him and that boat .
@TimeToBeKind
@TimeToBeKind 11 сағат бұрын
I would have told him that it’s not his fault. The dealer accidentally installed two sets of left tires.
@MattC.87
@MattC.87 3 ай бұрын
He had to know what he was doing. Backing a trailer in a full circle is no first time maneuver, 😂 lol😂
@hunterthibodeaux9473
@hunterthibodeaux9473 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@matman163
@matman163 Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine he was on the phone with the boat dealer and blaming the trailer wont go straight. 🤣
@davidcatton3928
@davidcatton3928 Жыл бұрын
LOL thats what I was thinking, ... Dude, there is something wrong with these tires, they don't run straight.
@bigbirchwood67
@bigbirchwood67 9 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. I can imagine being a salesman and get the phone call of a customer saying that you sold me a defective trader.
@goldeneyewiionlineplayer1828
@goldeneyewiionlineplayer1828 2 жыл бұрын
That car now has more miles in reverse than forward.
@lightningstrikestwice6302
@lightningstrikestwice6302 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the tires are wore out from doing donuts!
@lightningstrikestwice6302
@lightningstrikestwice6302 2 жыл бұрын
You know what on second thought! That might have been a setup//clickbait. There was a pilot that does or used to frequent air shows in an older tail dragger. The announcer would announce that there is a drunk in an airplane or something to that nature. This guy would take off and the stuff he would do made you think he was drunk. He'd come with an inches of crashing pull it off all the time and of course as it turned out he was a very talented pilot! For all we know this guy in the Jeep in the boat could have been a professional truck driver. He came so close to making it so many times and then messed it up you wonder! A couple of times when he was at a tight 90° angle he stopped just short of causing damage. A couple of times he got really close to the docks but stopped just in time and corrected. Maybe old Alfred needed a little stimulus for his site.
@davisewilliams8438
@davisewilliams8438 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mosestorres6553
@mosestorres6553 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@frankjohnson6342
@frankjohnson6342 Жыл бұрын
Three years from now the boat will be for sale with one hour run time for winterizing the engine and flushing it out and the trailer will need new tires.
@BrianP1217
@BrianP1217 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine him talking to his buddies later on about this day. "Yeah bro I backed my boat in one shot, everyone was amazed. You just gotta know what you're doing."
@Austin66411
@Austin66411 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stephen4763
@stephen4763 8 ай бұрын
Yep I stabbed that bad boy in first time. No problem my man. 🤣
@goode2shuz177
@goode2shuz177 10 ай бұрын
I was slow to learn, but not that slow lol. He definitely needed someone to help him. My hubby taught me. His directions were excellent and I backed our boat in on the second try. Now I’m an expert by myself. Someone with experience helps so much when learning. First, I practiced at home. That is key. One of the best 4th of Julys we had was sitting on the dock watching inexperienced boaters try to get their boat on trailer after the fireworks display. My hubby assisted probably 25 people who had no clue. It does take practice and some people learn faster than others. Great video!
@thomashale7532
@thomashale7532 2 жыл бұрын
This needs to viewed at double speed with a Benny Hill soundtrack! 🤣😂🤣
@douglasschmidt9929
@douglasschmidt9929 2 жыл бұрын
lol thats all I could think of was Benny Hill ! boy I miss him
@elizcc
@elizcc 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@sherryalfiebestprotraderik8949
@sherryalfiebestprotraderik8949 2 жыл бұрын
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@paulomaeney7324
@paulomaeney7324 2 жыл бұрын
If this guy can't even back a boat into the water, he has no business being out on a boat in the water!!
@jeanniebartlett6967
@jeanniebartlett6967 2 жыл бұрын
Totally lol
@jodyhoo
@jodyhoo Жыл бұрын
Takes me back 35 years, the first time I had to back the boat in myself, 8-lane dock with a 2-hour line. I was terrified, but the ranger directing traffic saw the terror in my eyes gave me a couple of tips, calmed my nerves, and I dropped it right in. I was so proud of myself. God bless that kind ranger. I’m a widow now. Boating days long since passed. Thank you for the sweet memories, and a serious laugh.
@KZ-ly1mj
@KZ-ly1mj Жыл бұрын
That has to be your partner. No one is that stupid.
@jodyhoo
@jodyhoo Жыл бұрын
@@KZ-ly1mj right…. Lol! Not quite. I will agree though, that guy’s a special kind of dumb.
@jimcronin4633
@jimcronin4633 Жыл бұрын
All of those years backing the manure spreader into the feed lot with a farmall M have come in handy when backing my boat on a ramp.
@flamingtitan4696
@flamingtitan4696 Жыл бұрын
This is a guy who will loose his car in the water...lmaooooo
@jodyhoo
@jodyhoo Жыл бұрын
@@flamingtitan4696 Probably already has by now! 😂
@bogeybustersgolf
@bogeybustersgolf 7 ай бұрын
Bro I LOST IT at 13:25!!! It looked like he was blaming the trailer for not aligning!! HAHAHA
@stephen4763
@stephen4763 8 ай бұрын
Can you imagine big hat dude putting the boat back on the trailer? 😂 Guarantee he will float the trailer and then try to physically manhandle the boat onto the trailer.
@kamilkarwat2706
@kamilkarwat2706 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: dude is just wanting to be on the chit show and messing with Alfred😂
@bryanrose4850
@bryanrose4850 2 жыл бұрын
Doubtful
@larrymaulsby1711
@larrymaulsby1711 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think he knew about the Chit Show until he got home, the boats for sale.
@waynebeck7801
@waynebeck7801 2 жыл бұрын
No one could be that stupid
@marcuslinton310
@marcuslinton310 2 жыл бұрын
When he got out and kicked the tires and was acting like he was lining it up, yeah this was staged. Doubt by Alfred, but definitely staged.
@stevenhenderson2989
@stevenhenderson2989 2 жыл бұрын
Cmon man. Did you see that hat. No way it was staged. Lol
@murraymadness4674
@murraymadness4674 Жыл бұрын
I have to believe the camera guy paid this guy to do that, because nobody can be that bad.
@davids5006
@davids5006 Жыл бұрын
Lmao..I was thinking that
@alexbarber1566
@alexbarber1566 Жыл бұрын
100pc
@WaterBug46
@WaterBug46 Жыл бұрын
Yes they can. Hang at any public dock and enjoy the show.
@amysue1812
@amysue1812 11 ай бұрын
They are practicing just like at the airport its a training time at the launch
@lolly1405
@lolly1405 10 ай бұрын
I have seen this before. Anybody who puts their boat in the water with any regularity will see somebody like this every once in a while.
@dalebennett5696
@dalebennett5696 Жыл бұрын
This was painful, actually physically painful to watch! My brain hurts, and my gut hurts from laughing so hard.
@juliandale50
@juliandale50 Жыл бұрын
Man’s got a left handed trailer that’s why it steers the wrong way ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bobrichardson5905
@bobrichardson5905 2 жыл бұрын
When I bought my first boat eons ago, I went to a factory parking lot on a weekend and backed that rig up over and over until I knew I wouldn't embarrass myself at the ramp
@thomasflores7817
@thomasflores7817 2 жыл бұрын
I just practiced on gta by stealing pickups With trailers. Translated to real life perfectly, except the stealing part lol. Was even able to practice really hard stuff, like backing down a long windy drive way
@lovingatlanta
@lovingatlanta 2 жыл бұрын
@Bob Richardson- 👍I did something similar eons ago too. Daddy made me practice and practice until I got it right. I used to love when I would pull up in truck to put my boat in the water alone all by my little 5’1” petite girlie girl self and shock every body watching. All they could say was “dang she did that”. 😂 I have a 39ft Carver and it stays in the water at the marina so I haven’t had to worry about ramp launching for a long time. That guy did the right thing by giving up and trying again on another day…hopefully with some help.🙏😂
@prynceal6762
@prynceal6762 Жыл бұрын
Hell yea I did same thing.
@FinznFowl82
@FinznFowl82 Жыл бұрын
I learned a similar way but I mastered it while working at a marina with a fleet of small skiffs we used as passenger ferries. I had to load and unload the ferries every day by myself mostly. I could back the trailer down the ramp, avoiding people standing in the way, their gear in the way on the ramp etc... I would back it down, hop out the truck and onto the boat, have the boat in its designated slip and back in the truck within a couple minutes and repeat until all the skiffs were in the water and ready to shuttle people across the sound to the lighthouse. People were amazed sometimes and just stood there and watched me. That was a fun job... especially running a flat bottom skiff across a choppy sound with a boat load of big chested women.👀🤤
@lovingatlanta
@lovingatlanta Жыл бұрын
@@FinznFowl82 - 👍That’s pretty fantastic. Good times, fun memories. I could have watched you do that all day. It never bores me. 🤩👍💝
@elizcc
@elizcc 2 жыл бұрын
BEST chit show EVER! Scenario: “I’’m here to return this dang trailer! It’s defective. Something is bad wrong with it. It refused to launch and I demand my money back!!”
@jorgefigueroa7573
@jorgefigueroa7573 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@doug4233
@doug4233 9 ай бұрын
I can’t believe it took me so long to find you! Let the Chit show commence! Time to binge! 😂💩
@kevindavis4351
@kevindavis4351 6 ай бұрын
This is why practice in a parking lot is necessary. I took my wife to an abandoned mall parking lot to practice towing and backing up a trailer. Her confidence went up big time and she understood the process by spending time behind the wheel.
@22Epic
@22Epic Ай бұрын
He could spend years practicing, if he can't figure out by himself how a trailer work and if he refuses help, then he will never manage to back up a trailer.
@safarijonas3490
@safarijonas3490 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing! He kicked his tires like it was the cars fault! 😂🤣😂🤣
@r3leggeddog
@r3leggeddog Жыл бұрын
...while also on the phone complaining angrily to his wife how he believes that he was sold a bad trailer with the boat because it isnt working the right way like its suppose to when used in reverse...lol!
@christie.grefff
@christie.grefff Жыл бұрын
Lmao that's what I said. I was like it's not the tires fault buddy lol it's user error
@stephensarkany3577
@stephensarkany3577 Жыл бұрын
Think he was in the phone complaining about the tricky axles
@bigbluengg
@bigbluengg Жыл бұрын
I get the vibe that he's on drugs.
@ericomfg
@ericomfg Жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing at that part
@Boone9269
@Boone9269 Жыл бұрын
As a truck driver who backs into 7-10 different loading docks a day, some very small and tough angles, watching this guy try to back into a dock makes me feel like a genius!
@johndidonizio4906
@johndidonizio4906 10 ай бұрын
After watching this guy back u I can't tell which way is right or left!😂
@nerdgarage
@nerdgarage 9 ай бұрын
I've seen some truckers that'll make even good drivers look like bad newbs. The best was when I was driving delivery in college : I watched a truck pull into a back lot that I would have considered crowded with the cars already there and figured it was a staff lot ... somehow that trucker did what in the 4 wheel world would have been a 3 point turn in space that most would have had trouble doing on 4 wheels and possibly in less time. Didn't lose a beat. Too bad that was before cell phones =(
@hoodwinker1964
@hoodwinker1964 9 ай бұрын
It's freaking painful isn't it.....
@randywl8925
@randywl8925 5 ай бұрын
You are. It takes time to make what you do "easy" I'm laughing and praying at this one. The only reason he's alive is because it obviously isn't Saturday.
@AUmarcus
@AUmarcus 3 ай бұрын
The longer the wheelbase the easier it is too.
@TheScooterBobby
@TheScooterBobby 10 ай бұрын
Omg I stumbled across your channel and I’m hooked 😂 you’re so funny. This is solid gold content right there. I’m surprised this entire time he hasn’t hit that pickup truck ❤
@Nicks_Thrift_Picks
@Nicks_Thrift_Picks 8 ай бұрын
Dude I died with laughter when he did a 360 in reverse. He had to be trolling you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@markstranig4272
@markstranig4272 Жыл бұрын
Legend says he's still at the ramp to this day
@josephgonzalez6793
@josephgonzalez6793 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jasonmiletic3713
@jasonmiletic3713 Жыл бұрын
Only he left 🤔
@fastone371
@fastone371 Жыл бұрын
someone tell me where this is please, I want to go buy his boat in a couple of years, it will never have been in the water!!!!
@chuckque6234
@chuckque6234 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Eric_A.
@Eric_A. 4 ай бұрын
I say he drove directly to the boat dealer to trade down to a smaller model.
@R1ripper85
@R1ripper85 2 жыл бұрын
This is the ramp in Boynton Beach Florida, I use it multiple times a week. I’m here to tell anyone that doesn’t know this already to PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BOTTOM OF THE STEERING WHEEL at the 6oclock position when backing up a trailer. Literally just swing your hand to whatever way you want the trailer to go. I used to sell boats and have taught many people using this method. Don’t overcorrect, let the trailer move before adjusting the wheel. If you have the truck/trailer straight and lined up to the water, you should never really need to swing the wheel past the 3oclock or 9oclock position while backing up, so try to position the truck/trailer as straight as you can so it’s mostly just a straight shot backwards to the water. Not always possible but still keep your hand planted at that 6oclock position. Good luck and happy boating!
@truckerclint7028
@truckerclint7028 Жыл бұрын
Steer the trailer, not the car
@BarryWinner2075
@BarryWinner2075 Жыл бұрын
Great advice, I used to work at a pool supply store that sold hot tubs and we had a "70 Ford F250 and a 32' flatbed trailer that used to be a camper trailer to pick the hot tubs up at the manufacturer, the manager used to drive the first couple times then had me take over, I practiced a few times in the parking lot then backed into the truck dock slot between Kenworths and Peterbilts, It was white knuckling at first but went perfect, The key to it is not to over steer and follow the arch of the trailer turn
@jd2plus2
@jd2plus2 Жыл бұрын
Thank you , for the help , not everyone’s a pro . And I’d add why laugh at newcomers , we all are new at something
@gaara8217
@gaara8217 Жыл бұрын
Tia
@russbell6418
@russbell6418 Жыл бұрын
@@jd2plus2 ‘Cause he was too friggin proud to accept help. Made himself a laughingstock.
@shelleyissmelley
@shelleyissmelley 9 ай бұрын
I almost believe that was a setup by Chit Show. Comedy gold. Love it bro. You have a goldmine.
@pauldavidgordon
@pauldavidgordon 10 ай бұрын
This is the very definition of a Chit Show. God bless him if he does get it in the water. He'll never get it out!
@coach5027
@coach5027 Жыл бұрын
Backing up correctly is a blend of experience and confidence. This guy has confidence but not experience. I've been there with a trailer when I first got my camper. Best thing this guy (and anyone new to backing up a trailer) is find an empty school parking lot on a weekend, set up some cones or whatever and practice/practice/practice until you get the experience. Also know your limits and when to ask/accept help!
@perwestermark8920
@perwestermark8920 Жыл бұрын
A bit of brain would also help. If the boat is turning the wrong way, he need to realise he can't continue angling his car in the same direction unless he want the boat at 90 degrees. It takes training to do this smoothly. But even without training, a brain would help informing when he need to angle the car in the other direction. Especially since he had a huge space there and didn't need to do it perfectly.
@cdbz20
@cdbz20 9 ай бұрын
Guarantee he got stuck at low tide on a sandbar 😆
@marcosrestrepo7851
@marcosrestrepo7851 8 ай бұрын
Been there done that
@Mudcat3434
@Mudcat3434 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, all he had to do was line up straight , put his vehicle (which 100% is not rated to tow that package by the way) in neutral, take his hands off the wheel and let gravity do the rest. The boat will pull you down straight.
@RED09G8GT
@RED09G8GT 2 жыл бұрын
At least the guy was smart enough to come and practice when the ramp wasn't too busy.
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 2 жыл бұрын
Shoulda gone to a big empty parking lot
@nerysjohnson4819
@nerysjohnson4819 2 жыл бұрын
As a female who has a boat I don't know how to back up I always ask for someone to do it for me
@lightningstrikestwice6302
@lightningstrikestwice6302 2 жыл бұрын
No he wasn't! He had every intention of launching that boat. I wish he had! I don't think he'd ever gotten it out of the water though. He has more patience than anybody I ever saw. When he was finally done though he headed for the highway. He didn't put his back straps back on. Hope the boat stays on the trailer! The guys got to be smart or something. Between the Jeep and the boat is probably looking at 150 200 grand. Sure can't back up though. I'd have had that thing back there in about 2 minutes and givein him 5 cents change. He's probably a dentist! Has to take his time doing stuff! He needs to find somebody to teach him how to back up. He was so close at times. Yet so far away! Towards the end he seemed to be getting it with less corrections. But nope went back to his old way. Got to say though he had the circles down he did those pretty good. He was also able to do a pretty nice 90°. Those can get scary and expensive! Oops big crease in the back of the jeep. If he can't handle the Jeep and the trailer how he could be expected to handle the boat on the water. On a side note, the only way I can watch this long video was to mute the volume. Too much chatter! Gives me a headache! Otherwise the video was pretty decent
@lightningstrikestwice6302
@lightningstrikestwice6302 2 жыл бұрын
@@nerysjohnson4819 we all have to know our limitations! I'll bet you with some instruction you'd have it down. Not as hard as you think! Line it up in the beginning. Survey the area you're going to be backing into. I always found it easier to use one mirror and make small corrections. Some people say put your hand at the bottom of the steering wheel and turn it in the direction that you want the trailer to go. I never had to use that trick cuz I had a lot of experience moving around equipment. But it might work for those that don't.
@nerysjohnson4819
@nerysjohnson4819 2 жыл бұрын
@@lightningstrikestwice6302 thanks for the advice. Hopefully the dock will be empty and I can try it. It can be so stressful seeing everyone launch so quickly.
@peterjohnson1734
@peterjohnson1734 8 ай бұрын
For a new boater, it's probably best to put your hand on the bottom of the steering wheel and move it in the direction you want the trailer to go.
@frank1908
@frank1908 Ай бұрын
Honestly, he could probably just get it somewhat straight on the ramp and put it in neutral and let the boat pull him straight down. It will naturally straighten, especially a boat this heavy.
@johnathancampbell1056
@johnathancampbell1056 19 күн бұрын
Thats what i do when i had to pull a trailer for work
@PiddyPat420
@PiddyPat420 5 күн бұрын
12:55 "yep definitely these stup!d tires that are messing me up"😂
@pilotspeed1
@pilotspeed1 2 жыл бұрын
If this guy has this much trouble backing a trailer can you imagine the Chit show with him operating the boat in the water! Talk about Captain Chaos!!! 😂😂
@boats2474
@boats2474 2 жыл бұрын
Ya think, he'll have Children?
@macking104
@macking104 2 жыл бұрын
tell that guy to go to Haulover when tides are changing!
@mp5kfisher241
@mp5kfisher241 2 жыл бұрын
Steve King his boat & trailer will be haulover the place?
@kevinellsworth9318
@kevinellsworth9318 Жыл бұрын
Problem is people like this are dangerous!
@fastone371
@fastone371 Жыл бұрын
If he woulda got that boat in the water imagine the trouble he woulda been in trying to get it out!!!
@Dailyfiver
@Dailyfiver Жыл бұрын
The classic “lightly touch things and inspect stuff so people think I know what I’m doing at least a little bit” is cracking me up 🤣
@drewzuromski6289
@drewzuromski6289 Жыл бұрын
And he was talking to no one on that cell phone
@giovonnipistiola5140
@giovonnipistiola5140 Жыл бұрын
Exactly Total buffoonery Pride can sometimes be hilarious
@billpryer8798
@billpryer8798 9 ай бұрын
😂 And he checks the prop but not the nut😅😅😅😅
@hoodwinker1964
@hoodwinker1964 9 ай бұрын
You paid this dude to star in the chit show didn't you,all this time he would've been in the water by accident...lol
@SirCarlosMusicBMI
@SirCarlosMusicBMI Жыл бұрын
That was just EMBARRASSING 🙈 THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS VIDEO TODAY. BLESSINGS, Carlos ✝️🙏❤️😊❗️
@kerrytrout
@kerrytrout 2 жыл бұрын
I kept saying, “STOP. TURNING. THE. WHEEL!” That was hilarious!
@griselleechevarria760
@griselleechevarria760 2 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend was doing the same thing
@crich1431
@crich1431 2 жыл бұрын
I once watched a Family Guy episode when Peter tried to launch a boat on the ramp. I honestly thought the cartoon was over exaggerating launching a boat. This guy is definitely a real life “Peter”
@dbofficial1213
@dbofficial1213 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I think about when ever I launch my boat
@branstasko1
@branstasko1 Жыл бұрын
This video never gets old.
@JoshuaDomoslai
@JoshuaDomoslai 2 жыл бұрын
You know you’ve made it in life when you get an entire episode of the chit show dedicated to you! 😂
@28704joe
@28704joe 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed a true privilege to share with friends and family recorded for posterity.
@rickjames8317
@rickjames8317 2 жыл бұрын
A day that will live in infamy 😂
@28704joe
@28704joe 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickjames8317 Well said
@djtechinics97dj37
@djtechinics97dj37 2 жыл бұрын
winning
@jimwilliams4532
@jimwilliams4532 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickjames8317 I thought you passed on bro! Big fan!
@chaz2785
@chaz2785 Жыл бұрын
Ok when the guy started kicking the trailer tires, it confirmed this was a set up video. Well done 👏
@LIPA516
@LIPA516 8 ай бұрын
Oh honey, had a great day boating ....it was a true learning experience 😂🚤🚤
@clivehorridge
@clivehorridge 10 ай бұрын
I recon this guy just wanted to practice reversing on the ramp, and all the fenders were to protect his pride and joy just in case he really fk’d up 🤣 I’ve always had trailers and boats since I got my driving license at 17, some 53 years ago, and I can remember practicing reversing my trailer on some wasteland close to home. I set up some cones and practiced aiming at them until I could park the trailer straight between them. Took me ages, but once learned you never forget, and now I can put a trailer wherever I want to with confidence. Hell get it, sooner or later. The boat ramp is a gift that keeps on giving - entertainment wise, these videos are hilarious - Thank you for the laughs ❤️🇷🇴
@phgraves01
@phgraves01 2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard, that guy had to have been trolling you!!! Thank you for the laughs
@jolkraeremeark6949
@jolkraeremeark6949 2 жыл бұрын
It was clearly intentional
@brianhoops6620
@brianhoops6620 2 жыл бұрын
@@jolkraeremeark6949 yes, sad of Alfred to “stage” this one. Plenty of Real content out there.
@ndurant3
@ndurant3 2 жыл бұрын
I think he was trolling Alfred too! I was sold until the guy got out and started kicking the tires and over accenting the phone call!! LOL
@scottdavidson5971
@scottdavidson5971 2 жыл бұрын
@@brianhoops6620 Yeah, the dude "somehow" backed a perfect circle. Pretty obvious!
@richardgalli7262
@richardgalli7262 2 жыл бұрын
it was staged for the camera guy, no way anyone that appears that incompetent at the boat ramp could have driven miles through city traffic without incident, this was a clown act for the camera
@brianaudet6220
@brianaudet6220 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go with the dude totally knew you where there and played an epic chit show prank on you Alfred 🤣 the acting with the phone gave it away
@meauxjeaux431
@meauxjeaux431 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred was in on it
@gregorycampbell1857
@gregorycampbell1857 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that definitely seemed like acting
@phonglo97
@phonglo97 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he stopped right before hitting the dock a couple times is a good clue, but yeah getting out and kicking the trailer tires was a lot of Hollywood
@Iowawalrus
@Iowawalrus 2 жыл бұрын
@@phonglo97 100%
@rustyboy46
@rustyboy46 2 жыл бұрын
This guy must be the offspring of his Aunt and Uncle…or this was staged?
@jayvoorhees8011
@jayvoorhees8011 9 ай бұрын
You’re reactions got me dying 😂
@Tiledjinn-rg8ni
@Tiledjinn-rg8ni Жыл бұрын
This is so funny, I go to the lake next to my house on Saturdays sit at the boat lunch with a 6 pack and it is all just fun. People like this guy in the video, have backed more than 5 boats in, helped put plugs in unstrap boats from trailers. I am in MN lots of lakes
@TheGeorgiaRover
@TheGeorgiaRover 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve spent a lot of time around boats and boat ramps. I have NEVER, EVER seen that level of FAIL when it comes to maneuvering a trailer! 🤣🤣🤣
@BeamerTheFox
@BeamerTheFox 2 жыл бұрын
this is just wow man, just wooow.
@mikep8861
@mikep8861 2 жыл бұрын
That’s because it’s staged. Tell me how he did a perfect full circle in reverse which is 100 times harder to do than simply backing it down ramp? And dude checking the prop and kicking the tires while over dramatizing a clearly fake phone call. This is so obviously set up
@jolkraeremeark6949
@jolkraeremeark6949 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikep8861 indeed
@user-fb8uc8qt6v
@user-fb8uc8qt6v 2 жыл бұрын
Best part is it's not even a small trailer
@meauxjeaux431
@meauxjeaux431 2 жыл бұрын
Well, how many staged videos have you seen ?
@gckshea
@gckshea 2 жыл бұрын
"Either you have no friends, or (in the background) you're an asshole, and then you have no friends. " Greatest quote!
@vh04863
@vh04863 Ай бұрын
Legend has it that this man is still doing circles in the parking lot!!!
@BrianPerry-vq4ry
@BrianPerry-vq4ry 8 ай бұрын
Four mins in and had to turn the sound off. As far as the driver goes, he shouldn't have smoked before he went to the boat ramp. Next time, do that once you're on the water. Props to him for not giving up.
@jeffv103
@jeffv103 Жыл бұрын
That's the all time record of launch attempts I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Unbelievable.
@balser6220
@balser6220 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred, this is the best yet!!! The way this dude just said, "Fuq it, I quit" and drove away is priceless!!!!!!!
@daxc1972
@daxc1972 2 жыл бұрын
Could this have been done on purpose just to get on the chit show. Asking for a friend.
@kharla85
@kharla85 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mikep8861
@mikep8861 2 жыл бұрын
This was a paid actor. Dude did a full circle backwards but can’t set it in water. Fake.. dude looked right at the camera and smiled . Fake
@meauxjeaux431
@meauxjeaux431 2 жыл бұрын
@@daxc1972 ORRRRR ....was Alfred in on it ? I say yes.
@user-cj9yc2vj6l
@user-cj9yc2vj6l 8 ай бұрын
This HAS to be a former Swift Transportation Driver! LOL Laughed my ass off. Just like Swift driver trying to park the semi in a truck stop!
@charruauno386
@charruauno386 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing a good time, now I think I can get my boat at the ramp and enjoy a million subscribers have a good time. I can't stop laughing, i think he stop and took few drinks before he got to the ramp, a record 38'' minutes and counting, what a ... hello from Punta del Este, Uruguay.
@trevormitchell4913
@trevormitchell4913 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much more dangerous he is when he gets in the water😐
@thatotherguy186
@thatotherguy186 Жыл бұрын
First time boater AND Trailer…er… 😂 I love the walk around trying to find a reason that the trailer is the problem, checking the tire pressure 🤣
@ronaldbrailey1503
@ronaldbrailey1503 10 ай бұрын
I can't believe I sat here and watched this whole video but it was so worth it 😂😂😂😂
@mrz1949
@mrz1949 10 ай бұрын
The best on this video is the funny bandolero hat he was wearing…🤣🤣😂😂
@highway264able
@highway264able 2 жыл бұрын
Wife - How was the boating this morning? Husband- It rides great on the trailer!
@jasonleemeyers
@jasonleemeyers 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for capturing this moment! My son and I are crying, the 20 minutes of laughing hurts at this point.
@raymondmanderville505
@raymondmanderville505 11 ай бұрын
Tractor trailer driver here & how I teach the new guys to back up is to place your hand on the bottom of the wheel & move the wheel in the direction that you want the trailer to go . Good luck 👍
@brianandsonshobbies9317
@brianandsonshobbies9317 3 ай бұрын
OML, that guy was so aggressive on turning. Save yourself the embarrassment and Just take the trailer to an empty parking lot and practice backing between some lines. Once your lined up it should only require very light corrections or you need to reset. 🤩
@MolanLabe78
@MolanLabe78 Жыл бұрын
Those of us who grew up on the river/lake/ocean forget how this can be difficult for new boat owners. Ive helped many who looked like they were about to blow a gasket trying to back one. Best advice is slow down and think about which way you need to turn then move a little.
@gearsd3008
@gearsd3008 Жыл бұрын
Not really, I didn't do the best job my 1st time, but nothing like this. They key, was watching a lot of video on how to.
@kdubbya
@kdubbya Жыл бұрын
Never turn the wheel all the way to lock when backing up a trailer. This guy must have done it 50 times.
@newsnowbc1934
@newsnowbc1934 Жыл бұрын
There's no excuse for this. Whoever gave that man a drivers license should be arrested.
@Connor-zb4uo
@Connor-zb4uo Жыл бұрын
@@newsnowbc1934 Yup some people are in-capable of doing what should be an easy task. My first time backing up a boat took me maybe 2 minutes max to get it aligned with the dock and down the ramp. The guy in a vid is over confident, Backing up a boat isn't hard its just small movements and predicting where it will go and correcting prior to it moving.
@dangerdan2592
@dangerdan2592 10 ай бұрын
I saw someone say to put your hand at 6 o'clock on the steering wheel and then look back and turn your hand in the direction you want the trailer to go. Makes sense.
@FFSkippy
@FFSkippy 2 жыл бұрын
OMG! When I was new I wasn’t anywhere that bad. Loved the hand gestures while on the phone and checking the tires like they were causing it to go side to side..Tip for newbies, steer from the bottom of the steering wheel when back. Go right by turn the bottom to the right. Go left by turning the bottom of the wheel to the left. Small movements unless you want a tight turn.
@gregsadventures3872
@gregsadventures3872 2 жыл бұрын
I am a newbie I have the direction down but tend to oversteer
@hankschrader149
@hankschrader149 2 жыл бұрын
@@gregsadventures3872 oversteer is easy to do, but also easily corrected 👍👍
@jerrysouthside8597
@jerrysouthside8597 2 жыл бұрын
Never done it before it and I can do it it’s not that hard
@user-np9co2nm1z
@user-np9co2nm1z 2 жыл бұрын
You hear yourself right? ITS STAGED
@donaldlitz4144
@donaldlitz4144 2 жыл бұрын
@@gregsadventures3872 dang didram
@dwpharester8714
@dwpharester8714 Ай бұрын
Albert must be a flawless boater.
@radsk8rbigollies594
@radsk8rbigollies594 Жыл бұрын
My first lesson was "Do the opposite of your instinct" and that simple lesson alone has made towing in reverse manageable for me.
@geterhero
@geterhero 10 ай бұрын
I was always told “steer towards the problem” and that made something click for me.
@petegalletta
@petegalletta 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Chit shows ever, so entertaining to watch! But I also love that this new guy picked a quiet day at the ramp to go and try to figure it out.
@meauxjeaux431
@meauxjeaux431 2 жыл бұрын
He picked a slow day because it was a staged video, which couldn't be done on a weekend.
@stevejette2329
@stevejette2329 2 жыл бұрын
Problem is that he went to the RAMP instead of an open space somewhere.
@meauxjeaux431
@meauxjeaux431 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevejette2329 Can't stage the video anywhere else but a boat ramp...that's why !
@jerrysouthside8597
@jerrysouthside8597 2 жыл бұрын
@@meauxjeaux431 doubt it was staged
@alive4082
@alive4082 2 жыл бұрын
It is spelled *shit
@AndyM...
@AndyM... 11 ай бұрын
Best half hour's entertainment for ages.!!!! 😎🤭
@MusicFandom
@MusicFandom 10 ай бұрын
Secret to a perfect trailer backing... Hold the bottom of the steering wheel so if you want the trailer to go left, you just turn the wheel to the left
@grant2149
@grant2149 10 ай бұрын
Excatly. Works
@grant2149
@grant2149 10 ай бұрын
Easy to remember i was also told this
@MyHMMWVaddiction
@MyHMMWVaddiction 2 жыл бұрын
The trailer backing reminds me of the episode of Family Guy.😂🤣
@jimwilliams4532
@jimwilliams4532 2 жыл бұрын
I've always said it's a fascinating subculture full of tension and high emotion at the boat ramp. Tense vibe even when you the only boat!
@nebraskatpp
@nebraskatpp 2 жыл бұрын
Jim , you are soooo right !!!
@travis8592
@travis8592 4 ай бұрын
Videos like this make me seem like a badass... been backing up trailers since 16, never realized people were that bad at driving with trailers
@bierschlumpf1962
@bierschlumpf1962 Жыл бұрын
I saw his hat and I knew this was going to be fun I watched this Video second Time, have tears in my Eyes...
@joerucinski1962
@joerucinski1962 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Alfred, I can't help but make a comment on your video. Please let the folks out there know a few things about launching a boat: (1) Practice backing your trailer in a vacant parking lot. Not at the boat landing. (2) The parking (emergency) brake ONLY works on the rear tires, NOT the front. If they locked up the front, a person would lose control if they were to use the e-brake while driving. (3) Using 4 wheel drive can help to provide traction to the front tires. But NOT while in park. (4) Using a bar clamp to depress the brake pedal while parked on the ramp applies the FRONT AND REAR brakes. This could prevent a vehicle from losing traction on the rear tires and slipping into the water. Using your channel to provide useful information to novice boaters could be a great service to the entire boating community. I like your channel and enjoy what you are providing. Keep up the good work!!
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 2 жыл бұрын
I always thought busy boat ramps should have a chair umpire up there calling out plays
@zerofox7347
@zerofox7347 2 жыл бұрын
👏 well done you know how to reverse a trailer down a ramp.
@waynehouska2550
@waynehouska2550 2 жыл бұрын
When I bought my boat I practiced in an empty parking lot how to back up the trailer. Another good chit show. Thank You for sharing. Stay Safe!!
@redzoom7857
@redzoom7857 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, cause that’s smart. Why so many new boaters, who’ve clearly never driven with trailers, choose to try to figure out backing with a trailer AT the boat ramp is beyond me. Especially when I see or hear about new people choosing to do so at the busiest times at the ramp. Just so foolish.
@stewie84
@stewie84 10 ай бұрын
Dude did a full circle in reverse 😂😂
@rynor2691
@rynor2691 12 күн бұрын
This guy backs up as good as Alfred narrates
@fanaticalhaircuts4242
@fanaticalhaircuts4242 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred did you pay this guy to deliver this epic footage?!?🤣
@ryant651
@ryant651 2 жыл бұрын
Yup because he did a full circle backing up.
@7Des7
@7Des7 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the samething...this is to comical to be real. If this isnt a setup then that was really scary to watch...holy shit
@fanaticalhaircuts4242
@fanaticalhaircuts4242 2 жыл бұрын
The FULL circle backup🤣🤣🤣..reading these comments.. I can vividly re-see the video play by play🤣
@robertallen938
@robertallen938 2 жыл бұрын
He had too.
@MrBe787
@MrBe787 2 жыл бұрын
Looks staged to me.
@andrewpm2
@andrewpm2 2 жыл бұрын
That reverse 360 was friggin epic. I thought he was gonna glide it into position and punk you but nope he gave up. And no way he was practicing w a brand new boat bc you practice w an empty trailer so you can see/understand steering. That was entertaining
@Hudsonfurtado
@Hudsonfurtado Жыл бұрын
This is amazing. You made my day. My face hurts from laughing.
@Mr_Psycho_FPS
@Mr_Psycho_FPS 4 ай бұрын
Legend has it this man is still trying to put his boat in the water
@HighGear7445
@HighGear7445 2 жыл бұрын
My rule of thumb when I boated was when your cockeyed at the ramp , to pull ahead twice as far as you think you need to straighten out. It always worked like a charm. Another trick is to hold the steering wheel at the bottom while backing and turn the wheel to the direction you need the trailer to turn.
@bshinn4884
@bshinn4884 2 жыл бұрын
Bro literally had it a few times and thought "nope. I'll turn the wheel some more. No way it's that easy"🤣🤣🤣 He wants to learn by himself lmao. Dude is insane, making the same mistake over and over and over
@ec-uploads
@ec-uploads Жыл бұрын
I lost it @ "Now the car's gonna be on the dock"
@jerrywilliams1835
@jerrywilliams1835 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 chit always brings the action..he hasn't taken off the straps yet...
@malcolmneal3857
@malcolmneal3857 9 ай бұрын
I was thinking that you were pranking us man!!! I have anxiety now!! Lol
@spearageddon3279
@spearageddon3279 Жыл бұрын
I died when he did the full 360 degree reverse circle. 😂🤣😂 Forget the damn boat, this guy needs to go to an empty parking lot and learn how to drive his trailer before anything else .... and THEN take on the boat ramp WITH A FRIEND. Holy hell. God help him and anyone near him if he pulls into a gas station to fuel up with that rig. 🙄🙏
@rp9525
@rp9525 2 жыл бұрын
Learning how to maneuver a trailer for the first time is a challenge, this clip....priceless!! I'm not sure I've ever seen a more determined(yet stubborn) boater. "left hand on the wheel, head looking over right shoulder" is how I was taught, motor skills and hand/eye coordination. Is truly not rocket science.
@mp5kfisher241
@mp5kfisher241 2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he couldn’t see past the sides of the boat/trailer, backing blind because of his small SUV. Maybe he needs to install a backup camera on the back of the boat? LMAO!!!
@Northwoods208
@Northwoods208 8 ай бұрын
I've diffused more than one potential boat ramp divorce by offering some friendly trailer backing advice, or being real nice and offering to back it in for them 😂 Edit: thought i was gonna die laughing when he got out and started kicking tires like it was the trailer's fault 😂
@DannyLovesJesus
@DannyLovesJesus 9 ай бұрын
Man I feel for this guy! That’s 20 mins of his life he’ll never get back. This guy did a FULL circle. 🤣💀
@anthonyclay9633
@anthonyclay9633 2 жыл бұрын
Holy Chit! I'm with you Alfred, he had every intention of putting that boat in the water. Everybody has to learn. But the time to learn is not backing down the ramp. Set up some cones in a walmart parking lot at 3 a.m. And have a spotter!
@alfredperez5374
@alfredperez5374 2 жыл бұрын
He needs weeks of professional training. Or i would not trust him on the water.
@luisnegrete4885
@luisnegrete4885 2 жыл бұрын
I guess everyone learns at different paste I got it first try without ever driving with a traile lol
@JohnWilliams-rs1fu
@JohnWilliams-rs1fu 2 жыл бұрын
But then why is the boat still strapped to the trailer. You have all been punked.
@warrenspringston9715
@warrenspringston9715 2 жыл бұрын
Chit Show "Wait for it Award of the the Year" goes to this poor soul! LMAO
@allenfowler1794
@allenfowler1794 Жыл бұрын
The absolute best Chit Show of all time!!!
@refluxcatalyst7190
@refluxcatalyst7190 9 ай бұрын
That was absolutely incredible.
@ED-es2qv
@ED-es2qv 2 жыл бұрын
He talked to someone who told him how to back up, but he forgot to unhook the rear straps. That’s a classic.
@bolgolby
@bolgolby 2 жыл бұрын
😆 I remember my first time at the boat ramp. I think it took me about 7 min. to get it in the water and I was so embarrassed. This dude is just ridiculous. 😅🤣😂
@aldizzert1342
@aldizzert1342 Жыл бұрын
Four Fenders! Has my mans been introduced into the wonderful world of Pontoon Boating?
@McGuire2778
@McGuire2778 9 ай бұрын
You know he’s on that phone complaining about the trailer to someone. “This thing is all over the place. There’s something wrong with it. It must need and alignment or something “. Lol😂😂😂😂
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