If Adulthood Had A Job Orientation Day

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hi

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Stonks

[@agamzxhv11]

Hi

[@mrpenguinf4306]

Hello

[@search..engine]

Omg grammarly

[@diamondsuit1945]

Being an adult isn’t super easy, lots of inconveniences.

[@ericstorm6582]

so...being an adult isn't lots of inconveniences?

[@diando19]

Barely Easy, Super Inconvenient

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

@@ericstorm6582 InCOnVEnIeMcE

[@Akhimed]

Being an adult is TIGHT

[@DiamondDrew1]

Super hard, very much an inconvenience.

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

As a kid I didn’t appreciated my parents enough - as an adult I wonder how tf they’ve been doing this adult thing for 30 years.

[@tonyg9775]

faaaaacts

[@LarsonLake]

Simple! The alternative is death.

[@Akhimed]

Bruh

[@LuisSierra42]

understandable, have a great day

[@Ricemonger]

@@LarsonLake...idk seems less awful the older I get...

[@androidaxolotl8311]

"You're gonna be tired all the time." "Then I'll sleep more" "That'll make you tired." "Then I'll sleep less" "That'll make you tired." "Oh my god." I can confirm this.

[@humann9324]

first reply

[@becausereasons8981]

confirmed a 2nd time. I think it's from booze though...

[@ballstealer]

Sleeping doesn't make me tired if I'm up way too late

[@lovepuddingmybeagle]

Yeah, Very true

[@Xanduur]

I wish I could pop poo Ryan’s claim regarding tiredness…but I am too tired to ….

[@kennethevans4056]

One of the funniest I’ve seen about being an adult is that one day you’ll be able to go anywhere and do anything you want to but you’ll choose to stay home

[@chuckhoyle1211]

Because you are tired and your back hurts.

[@letterborneVods]

@@chuckhoyle1211 yes

[@thewinner4319]

@@chuckhoyle1211 BATMAN agrees 👍

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Yep, the power of "everybody expects that" is scary. Though in truth: at some point most people have a family, and that's a different sort of journey of discovery.

[@keelahrose]

Word

[@OneTopic]

I had written a funny comment, but much like my allotment of fun to have as an adult, it got exhausted.

[@DarthScott]

OH GOD YOU'RE VERIFIED NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO LIKE FOR NO REASON

[@redd3797]

First like and reply!!!

[@LittleIcarus]

haha rip OT

[@DarthScott]

@@redd3797 nope!

[@redd3797]

@@DarthScott ik, I refreshed.

[@TheDailyConnoisseur]

Running up the stairs on all fours 😂

[@kjoc70]

Everybody laughed when Joe Biden tried it a few days ago.

[@Ty-vj4wg]

We all did it and we felt the pain of not doing it anymore.

[@Doom-hd9of]

@@kjoc70 he swore it was the wind XD

[@acelovesdiyschristopher7023]

I didn't do often as a kid or teen or do it now myself. Not coz i didn't like it then or that I'm an adult now, it's just that I'm very uncoordinated which kinda takes the fun out of it when u face plant the edge of the stairs.

[@mr.cranberry2329]

I'm getting up there in age and I still got remind myself not to do that.

[@jbmboy]

"This is all kind of depressing." "Yeah that's on brand too." ahh yes, *chef kiss*

[@bryanholland9748]

I like the little note in the background: "Send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you" Thats great!

[@hunterkiller1440]

Adults are called being "groan ups" for a reason.

[@God_3712]

ok this comment wins

[@Average_Democracy_Enjoyer]

Dad?

[@iitjee-insider7431]

The award for the best comment goes to:

[@abd-ur-rahmanhussain5877]

Stop. Stop. Stop it right now...nope. No

[@erikwilliams1562]

Ha! Winner!

[@amaan7745]

Sleep more = tired Sleep less = tired No sleep = tired Reality can be often disappointing..

[@molassio1989]

Going to bed early, waking early and exercising and changing my diet helped a good deal. But I'm still damn tired.

[@amaan7745]

@@oraspring3997 "yeah it's big brain time"

[@spot6056]

I'm in highschool and feel this way, God help me 🤡✌️

[@amaan7745]

@@spot6056 we are the same bro!

[@manicmuffin]

I've never heard anyone in a coma complain, I think they've got the right balance of sleep-to-wake ratio going on.

[@k.b.tidwell]

I grew up in a two story house, and yes I almost always climbed the stairs at very high speed on all fours. I'm 52 and if I lived in a two story now I would do the same thing...every day...because it's faster and cooler and makes me smile and... …now I could race my 2 year old grandson. 😁

[@amiyrbarclift1640]

🎉😂😊

[@Barnaclebeard]

Bullshit. You WISH you could go up the stairs on all fours without making horrible noises and wondering if you're going to be able to get upright again on your own.

[@christopherevensen4942]

My dude

[@joeblow229]

I run on all fours in dreams, but I think that's something else...

[@ChickenNugget00]

@@joeblow229wait

[@DoubleDee382]

Also, in your mid-30’s, if pain from an injury lasts more than a week, there is like a 30% chance you will be stuck with some lesser form of it the rest of your life. Already had it happen twice.

[@pmorton7960]

Blew out my ankle 6 months ago on a treadmill. Dr. Said I should probably avoid running, at all. Eh, made it to 45, and I have a bike. It's rough out here.

[@thegoose4650]

Ahhh yes...our 30’s...My paper cut is still healing from 2 months ago

[@emilydivis6369]

I'm almost 30 and this already happened to me two years ago.

[@chrisl8277]

Ryan: "Going on the internet and..." Child: "Oh?" Ryan: "...Looking at houses you can't afford. " Child: "oh."

[@koalaeucalyptus]

That one attacked me on a personal level

[@thoryan3057]

Good News: I'm closing on a house! Bad News: It's only one that I can afford :(

[@metheguyeveryonehates8636]

I've been doing that since I was in middle school.

[@ultraman_99]

@@metheguyeveryonehates8636 well then your name is true.

[@Llamanescent]

I did this until I managed to buy a house. Now I look at remodeling projects I can't afford to do on the house.

[@TheRedCityXFactor]

"Also, hey guess what, you're gonna be tired all the time." "Then I'll sleep more." "No, that'll make you tired. " "Then I'll sleep less." "No that'll make you tired." So relatable. Lmao.

[@OGimouse1]

Bro, the adult "sweet spot" of sleep is so elusive

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

Don’t sleep

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@SnickersEatsCookies solution: go to sleep, never wake up

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

@@SnickersEatsCookies that’s a good point

[@Klokinator]

I slept for 4 hours two days ago. Felt dead inside. Determined to make up for it, I forced myself to sleep for 12 hours last night. I still feel dead inside.

[@axeltank06]

Glad Ryan was able to get a sponsorship for this. I wish him the best of luck in any other documentaries he makes down the line.

[@kvproductions2581]

The fact that I can listen to this like a podcast from start to finish and still know what's going on even though all the characters are played by the same person speaks volumes of this guy's talent

[@ClanImprobable]

Ryan is amazing!

[@alphagt62]

These three gentlemen deserve their individual props! All three of them were awesome in this skit.

[@raydunakin]

"Well, that doesn't seem fair!" "That's pretty on-brand for this whole organization." LOL!

[@nickvie71]

​@Savage Jesus Life only seems to be unfair if you expect anything and reality does not meet your egoistic expectations ... disappointment is almost guaranteed. So step one - get to learn how to prevent disappointments.

[@nickvie71]

@Savage Jesus As you are, dude :)

[@nickvie71]

@Savage Jesus grab that banana.It's yours...

[@Jzombi301]

"This is all kinda depressing" "Yea that’s on-brand too"

[@mikes78]

Wait, someone moved my cheese.

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho903]

I love how Ryan never does a "real talk" even during the ads, he's like the incarnation of good humor.

[@renderproductions1032]

|-O-| that’s why we love him.

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

Doesnt matter its an ad. An ad is an ad

[@Haterator]

In Ryan's world everything can be fun.

[@chronos1]

He's literally the only youtuber that I'd watch the whole ad after the sketch! Ads from the adstronaut are TIGHT xD

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho903]

@@subscribefornoreason2709 well, kind of but his ads are still really funny even if you're not even going to consider buying the product

[@TNinja0]

I would still run upstairs on all four to save time, but it is unbelievable exhausting to keep doing it, which causes me to spend time in bed instead. Adultery is very tiresome.

[@Abettorman]

I'd do it, but it makes my back hurt

[@wizkaleeb662]

I love rewatching Ryan George videos because they always make me think of random different things that I hadn't on previous watches. Like this time, I got a vivid image of a world where it's commonplace for adults to quickly scurry up stairs by dropping on all fours. Like, just imagine chillin in the middle of New York when suddenly a giant horde of crawlers emerge from underground subway lol

[@matttipton6009]

I felt attacked with that bit after seeing this, because I chased my dog up the stairs on all fours for fun to mess with him. Did I get demoted?!

[@goozun]

Ryan single-handedly keeps the fake mustache industry in business.

[@Nilo1310]

And ProZD

[@DavidMacGregor]

Fake mustache on top of a real mustache is just subtle comedic gold.

[@SirenGPS]

Yeah and he also has a real mustache

[@workingstiff0586]

He is so super easy barely inconveniently supporting so much I will call him Atlas from now on

[@alexxxxxxx6261]

I like to think he has one fake moustache that he will always cherish and uses only that one.

[@bananaman4624]

Didn't talk about taxes which is also pretty on brand for being an adult.

[@Japanlover79]

He also didn't talk about the joys of watching your paycheck disappear to bills.

[@MrMonk-ph8dr]

Not if you’re Yoshi. I hear he doesn’t pay his taxes.

[@robreynolds721]

Eh everyone pays taxes every purchase.

[@wasquash]

Because no one wants to hear that at all! Schools don’t even teach it!!!

[@achillestheheel5695]

Death and taxes

[@s.d.703]

The making your own appointments thing and the "I'll sleep more. That will make you tired. I'll sleep less. That'll make you tired. However you sleep, you're gonna have back pain," killed me. This is so great.

[@dnutty232]

This is amazing as I’m standing at work trying to stay awake with my back killing me for the 3rd day in a row #ADULTING!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@josephcohen734]

"Why do we have to do this thing?" "Because everybody expects it." "Who told them to expect it?" "Everybody else." Society in a nutshell

[@okplay9446]

@Latest Obsession I mean, yes, but it's not easy. It's very difficult in fact to not give a damn about what others think. The peer pressure is a factor as well.

[@eliberdugo3121]

Society😩 We live in one

[@okplay9446]

@Latest Obsession Good for you. Keep doing what you're doing!

[@rosebud7831]

@OK Play Peer pressure only works if you care in the first place. Take me for example, I really, truly and honestly DO NOT CARE...I try to, because it is easier when you do but I just don't 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@KyndaKold]

@@okplay9446 Sadly he doesn't give a damn about what you just said.

[@nemraps]

Me looking at my walls of action figures 😳

[@johnjohnfofohniam]

Whoa you’re like verifies and stuff

[@daxriley8195]

Ohhh yeahhh....

[@SimoraCheeks1]

Apparently as long as you're collecting and not playing with them you're winning this adulting thing!

[@snafu2069]

@@SimoraCheeks1 *adultery

[@danielbyrne5402]

Me looking at my walls of swatted flies, I call it the wall of don't fuck with me

[@Version0111]

Guy: Will I be able to do anything fun? Other guy: You can have more sex and you can drink. The drinking won't be fun but it'll make you think you're having fun so... Guy: Wait! Go back to the first one. Did you say I'm going to have more sex? Other Guy: No, I said you CAN have more sex... You probably won't though. Guy: Oh

[@jkc7134]

Bahahaha YUP

[@bongofett6992]

What’s sex

[@kh6853]

​@@bongofett6992 Thing goes in thing and maybe makes babies

[@VanguardJester]

tbh i noticed the drinking part. First time I had alcohol, it kinda sucked. It straightup tastes like medicine. Probably because of some medicines i had as a kid, but i digress. I've tried a variety of things. I watered it down with tea, I tried a rum&coke, I tried some mead. It's just... not good. Like, I felt myself loosen up, and my body was telling me that "you're having fun drinking this, therefore it tastes good." but the flavor's very unappealing. I've yet to try more sugary drinks, I bet i'd probably have fun with a white russian or a REAL pina colata, but so far, my experience with alcohol has been rather unpleasent. I hear a lot about the stuff being an 'acquired taste', but I gotta know, if you don't like the taste, and you're in a situation where you're not being pressured/don't have to drink, Why do people drink it?

[@HMNCLunar]

​@@VanguardJesterYou saw the vid: Because it's expected to from everybody else. Who told them to expect that? Everybody else.

[@sjn7688]

Supervisor: Are you sure? he doesn't seem okay? It's okay, he's practicing for his adulting. Kid: I'm not okay... Supervisor: That's how it's done! Excellent work!

[@Multi-Tech]

"Well, at least school prepared me for this whole adult thing, right?" "No, not really."

[@donovanchase6086]

Dang it!

[@Mr.Infumus]

Whoops

[@JoshuaJameson]

“Surprise! Everything we told you was a lie and the world is actually a prison/ hell of our own making. Conform or perish.”

[@RoScFan]

@@JoshuaJameson I choose perish. Or revolution.

[@hottubtony77]

@@Mr.Infumus whoopsy

[@tedonica]

"Adultery" Shoulda seen it coming, but I didn't.

[@jdub7775]

ROTFL! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@kindlin]

I knew it sounded weird, like I should be thinking of something, but it never came me until he said it, and then I was couldn't remember the original.

[@markjosephbacho5652]

That punchline killed me lol

[@johanvarghese5399]

Saw it from a mile away and still laughed

[@RagnarokMic]

No one sees adultery coming. At least not when it’s spelled “coming.”

[@bridinlyng2344]

"This is all kind of depressing." "Yea that's kind of on brand with this whole organisation." This is the climax of the Internet.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

That is so, so good. Hours and hours of binge-watching pitch meeting, and I'm still shocked how spot-on this is. Also: brilliant brilliant acting.

[@nathaneberhart5022]

The Adstronaut didn’t start his email with “I hope this email finds you well” which is why they didn’t send help

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

An ad is an ad

[@NeliaMTulik-nc2ht]

Touché

[@taylorjade6918]

100%

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

@Henry Bushell chill my guy it was a joke

[@kittyunderwood8918]

@@subscribefornoreason2709 I don't understand the joke can you explain it to me

[@meghna4613]

"You're gonna be tired all the time." "Okay, then I'll sleep more." "No that'll make you tired." "Then I'll sleep less." "That'll make you tired." I felt that so much, it hurt.

[@joda7697]

it tired me out

[@Stepanthecrab]

Does anyone have a cheat codes for this so-called "adult life"? Its a total shit, btw

[@marialuimes7854]

“I felt that so much, it hurt.” Like your back?? 😂

[@jamalwaked]

If you've been habitually not getting enough sleep, then yes you will feel a bit tired after getting the 7-9 hours that you need. However, if you can consistently get 7+ hours of sleep, you will feel like a completely different person and you will feel rested after a week or two of consistency; then you can feel better rested for the rest of your life if you keep the habit.

[@hamman_samuel]

This is so true

[@mariacargille1396]

The "You'll just find other things fun," bit cracked me up, because yes, even as a teenager, shopping for lamps, finding a seemingly undiscovered coffee shop, and looking at houses I couldn't possibly afford were all enjoyable pastimes. Apparently some part of me has been an adult for a lot longer than I realized. XD

[@betterthanrubies2462]

"Oh and you're gonna have to start making your own appointments now." "Well then I guess I won't be having any appointments anymore." I felt that, Ryan. 🤣

[@cojec]

"And then he did a backflip, threw out his back, and saved the day!"

[@matthewwheeler469]

Lol best comment I've seen.

[@Warl89]

don't you mean 'snapped the bad back's neck, and saved the day?'

[@matthewhume9063]

References are tight!

[@Grimjr7]

@@Warl89 No, no he didn't😂

[@DaPeanutButter]

Underrated comment

[@mr.banana7861]

he is a man of culture cuz he wears a mustache over his mustache .

[@thegodofkrabbypattys5358]

the 1st guy to have facial hair would be tight

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

MAM OF CULTURE

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

@@thegodofkrabbypattys5358 men with facial hair are tight!

[@guybrushthreepwood4213]

Okay but why did my brain want to pronounce that as "he's wearing a /ˈmʌstæʃ/ over his /məˈstɑːʃ/"

[@user-ju7kr2mx1q]

@@thegodofkrabbypattys5358 Wow wow wow wow

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

"Why do we do this?" "Well because the world kinda collapses if we stop so, have fun with that."

[@zaya234]

The adultery bit had me spit out my water lol

[@smokemachine2020]

The only way I can describe Ryan's particular form of comedy is, Optimistic Existentialism.

[@gypsywoman9140]

Brilliant! Just like him! His style is an art form. Seemingly simplistic and child-like, yet very real and deep.

[@astorrar3476]

He is very funny we decided

[@marquisdelafayette3333]

I’m gonna need you to get all the way of my back about that

[@DrTae233]

🤣

[@mentaya11]

That's a great way of putting it.

[@agneebags]

someone's salty that they were told to stop climbing up the stairs on all fours as an adult

[@ghaznavid]

I still run up the stairs at 32, although not on all 4s.

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

Yeggsactly

[@Ryodraco]

I still go on all fours up stairs at times, but only when no one is watching.

[@gaaberu5728]

@@Ryodraco 🤫

[@sassyviking6003]

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. This can be taken is a positive way as well. Never loose your inner child or sense of fun. That is a choice.

[@InappropriateShorts]

the best thing about being an adult is 3:20

[@PLAYPUSTURTLEPLATYPUSTURTLE]

What

[@barbibishop7362]

He had me at “ GOING ON THE INTERNET AND LOOKING AT HOUSES YOU CANT AFFORD “ LMAO - “AND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU SLEEP YOUR GONNA GET SOME BACK PAIN” - damn Nostradamus!

[@RassTheKing]

"Adultery." "Oh my god, that was not the word." Toddlers, we're all still toddlers. lol

[@defdaz]

The only Grammarly advert I haven't skipped as soon as humanely possible.

[@TeacherGalante]

I think both humanly and humanely work in this particular case.

[@TeacherGalante]

@Nihal H I am particularly humbled by your specific correction. 😁

[@agiksf.8998]

@Nihal H Nah, particular expressed the authors thought better.

[@mookymookymooo]

Ditto

[@blacklion4575]

Ikr

[@Ria-sd2ex]

I've never had something make me laugh so much and simultaneously violently depressed🤣😩

[@zbyszekroyal4260]

You're the best, Ryan. You're the only KZbin creator I eagerly tune in for every week, both here and on Pitch Meeting (and before that, Screen Rant). I have never heard or read anyone saying "adulting!" - until now. Seems to me you went out of your way to offer unnatural-sounding dialogue just to land a joke. Ok, I'll get off your back about this now.

[@markstill8172]

Oopsie!

[@crzylkfx]

The weirdest thing about becoming an adult was realizing that, not only do I not know what I’m really doing, but no one else does either, and every adult I knew as a kid that I thought had all the answers was really just winging it

[@lucyandecember2843]

honestly i find it kinda reassuring, some of the stuff adults said to me was "the truth about the world" when i was a kid was quite horrifying. Growing up realizing they really ddin't have a clue and that it wasn't an "ultimate truth" or something like that was pretty nice lol

[@tarkus1056]

Its very interesting how that's depressing for some people and relieving for other people. I'm on the first group, cause growing up not knowing what the hell was going on with anything I was like "well, at least the adults now how this works", then come they were on the same boat all along and you don't have anything to look at for reference.

[@catbatrat1760]

To me, that feels kinda reassuring. I mean, if you think you're supposed to know everything only to... not, that might make you feel stupid or otherwise inadequate. Then it turns out that everyone else is actually the same. I feel like that's nice because it means there's not so much pressure to know things that you just... don't.

[@hyloguy6847]

@@catbatrat1760 Very true. The unfortunate thing is that most adults have a very hard time *admitting* that they don’t know things. The need to be right is so strong, it feels like survival. Some would rather die than say “you’re right, I’m wrong.”

[@celler1296]

The succes of the education system quickly summarized

[@gammawolf3]

The text on the white board tho: "Fun tip: send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you :)" 😂

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

Lol

[@OGimouse1]

It would've been funny if it changed every few times you looked at him lol

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

Adultery!

[@princessaria]

I noticed it at the beginning of the video and audibly laughed. 😂 I love the little details he puts into his videos. And it’s so true. I so rarely make recipes friends and family send. My mom does make a lot of mine though

[@MissMisnomer_]

Same goes for TV shows: receive tons of recommendations for shows to watch and that you'll "add it to the list", but let's be real, you're not going to watch it , lol

[@danw.1250]

Looking forward to the "Parenting" orientation.

[@gabrieljordan8015]

Definitely on point about the being tired and having back pain all the time.

[@GarrettWatts]

So much truth in this brilliant video. Love your video endlessly, Ryan. You make KZbin better.

[@pierre5594]

Giving some love back Garrett! You both make KZbin better, waiting for that 90's room with anticipation (:

[@RyanGeorge]

Shucks thank you Garrett! Looking forward to seeing the 90s room come together!!

[@charliejunior6789]

@@RyanGeorge Make a video called 'The first person to be weird' please! with a cherry on top??

[@v-botgamer3750]

I got very excited when I read this comment then realized it was you. can't wait to see what you do with your quest room.

[@v-botgamer3750]

lols guest room

[@guhanmadhu5925]

"You have to pretend that you know whatever's going on" Ladies and Gentlemen, the truth is finally out.

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

Yea no- not really everyone alreay knows that if ur really finding that out rite now yea- StUpId

[@Kekira]

@@subscribefornoreason2709 Found the kid

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

@@Kekira wll technically yes im a kid

[@kjoc70]

If you really think that you know what's going on, they call you a conspiracy theorist.

[@lordturtle8735]

@@kjoc70 I've been trying to wrap my head around how national debt just seems to keep going up with no problems since the Iraq war began. I'm getting close. As far as I can tell, it has *something* to do with George Soros, the Hollywood elites, and chemicals the government put in the water to turn the frogs gay.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Watching as I yawn from exhaustion and stretch my aching back before work starts. This video hit a little _too_ close to home.

[@ndjoker34]

I love how Ryan wears a fake mustache over his real one and I find the idea of a little kid having a full grown beard hilarious. 😂

[@maxhess3151]

In all seriousness, I want to thank Ryan for consistently making us feel a little less alone in this world.

[@TitularHeroine]

😊

[@jojospeechy4761]

Max- Me too. Thank- you, Ryan. You're the GOAT!

[@silverblue73]

sometimes I wonder if the pressure release valve that is comedy doesn't also keep us content in our misery

[@AngelWingsYT]

Ryan:laying down the truth

[@jonanice]

Ironic fora guy alone on Ryan world lol

[@yeaididdat666]

The way he says "adultery!" is literally perfect

[@tonymp]

I nearly spit out my smoothie

[@BeverlyHighland]

I REALLY appreciate that you put your ads at the end of the video. It makes me respect not only you, but the company you’re promoting, and makes me actually want to know more.

[@joarsoderstrom8287]

We need a part 2! Please. This was amazing.

[@maryfreebed9886]

"If nobody knew what was going on it would be chaos out there." "But it IS chaos out there."

[@shivanshsinghchauhan8243]

That's because nobody knows anything

[@fahkrudin98]

There are people who know what's going on, its just that no one listens to them. But mainly the people in power dont know anything

[@thepriestpucci4988]

Me when i was a kid thinking the Adults know about whats going on. Meanwhile me now at nearly 19 watching Politics f*ck up, watching the Government f*ck up, realising that even the scientists that are supposed to know shit dont even really know shit and im there just thinking "that dumb f*cks they are going to die, they are defenetly gonna f*ck up everything and end up going extinct...... im f*cked in this World aint i?"

[@AnasatisTiMiniatis]

@@fahkrudin98 more often that they don't care than they don't know.

[@doubtful_seer]

@@thepriestpucci4988 just wait till your 30th birthday. Had mine 2 weeks ago. I’ve lost all hope I thought I didn’t have.

[@sherryz1450]

“(Adultery)” “That’s not the word,” Grammarly replied

[@enz_surge2795]

Lmao so many kids aren't gonna get the joke

[@spacecaptain9188]

Yeah, we've got to bring that stair thing back. It isn't just way cooler than regular stair climbing, it also burns calories, and works the place where arm muscles used to be. I'm going to start doing it, and just call it "self care". Adulterating!

[@Bobio]

The lost ship emails... "I thought it was behind me, but I guess not." I'm crying😂

[@johnolaveson5362]

As a long-time adult, I'm still terrified by the idea of being an adult.

[@Cinetiste]

Who said we need to be... I am not here to preach, but even in the Gospel is written... "Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." 🙂 It seems we even have to stay young... 😉

[@rburke17]

@@Cinetiste bro, you ruined a funny joke bringing up all the god shit

[@davidgill7412]

@@Cinetiste Amen to that. Just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to be miserable.

[@andrewlance3898]

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - C.S. Lewis

[@jimmym3352]

no worries, I'm 47 and still act like a kid.

[@kingsleycy3450]

I once saw an adult couple race each other up the stairs. I almost got offended. No one told me you could still have fun as an adult.

[@morrownow]

You can't. They're cheating. You're supposed to report them to the Adult Consul.

[@Thr3leven]

Send them to adultery jail WAIT fu-

[@Man-vs-Metal]

You saw them race up the stairs. You did not see them the next day when they were sore from racing up the stairs.

[@raininess]

@@Man-vs-Metal Just image how tired they must have been on top of already being tired.

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

Keep racing, that’s the secret!

[@TheVividKiWi]

Ryan’s videos are always funny, but this was the funniest one I’ve seen in a while.

[@ashleybowles7732]

Going up the stairs on all fours becomes a thing after a 16 hour shift.

[@lafayette9578]

“Even the people that know a lot don’t really know anything about any of this...” *That was touching*

[@shadowy7340]

no I think adultery is touching

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Very touching. People on social media in general should be touched in the face repeatedly till they stop pretending so hard, I decided.

[@vijayanand6650]

Aw, touching is tight!

[@lafayette9578]

@@vijayanand6650 yeah it is!

[@deathsheadmothranch7188]

“*sigh* adultery” makes me crack up EVERY TIME.

[@gargamancula5158]

Every time I read a comment mentioning it I laugh again

[@charlesroberts-moses6074]

This comment was made in the same month the video released. How many times did you watch it in less than one month and laugh at that part to warrant this remark?

[@thegrayyernaut]

@@charlesroberts-moses6074 I have watched this same vid 3 times in the span of 36 hours now. They are rewatchable for me.

[@GespenstDesKommunismus]

I don't get that one, it's just a slight permutation of the original word

[@KaiserNetwork]

@@GespenstDesKommunismus with completely different meaning.

[@spIette]

You've perfected this format. Works so well not just for pitch meetings.

[@peterparcoeur5917]

I only noticed now the pro tip on the board, so relatable!

[@ceilinh6004]

"Should we send help?" "No, but this email is great." Yup. That sounds like a real conversation that some people might have.

[@thehumanspider7]

Financial aid and admission offices

[@perplexedferret]

ryan: "Getting a new lamp" me: "Ooh!" ryan: "Finding a nice little local coffee shop" me: "Ooooh!" ryan: "Looking at houses you can't afford" me: "Yeah!" :D oh. oh no.

[@veeamazingtv3994]

You have old person disease

[@__-fm5qv]

Getting a new lamp is kinda hype tho...

[@scofieldvictoria]

I was very happy when I got myself a lava lamp and a cute vintage camper nightlight for the bathroom. I look at houses I can’t afford when I’m not building them on The Sims

[@Cameron115]

I'm 17 and I feel like I'd be excited to get a new lamp and going to a place that not many people have been to yet (that coffee shop thing, tho I dont like coffee lol) and also I already got that tiredness and achey back stuff, _oh no.. it's happening_

[@zeusdarkgod7727]

@@Cameron115 the like for coffee will come in time, as you get older you try and cut out sugar so you gradually move away from energy drinks and soda but still need that caffeine hit.

[@123chargeit]

"That's kind of depressing." "Yeah that's on brand too." I laughed then cried a little on the inside.

[@Rviere]

"You know all that fun you've been having? We're gonna reduce that. By a lot." No examples needed 😆 Where my child-like wonder at?? Rip.

[@oscarrimore]

“Buying a new lamp, finding a new coffee shop, looking online for houses you can’t afford” I am being attacked

[@notforone]

YES

[@elenachristian9860]

What if you look up houses you can't afford, then search for the local coffee shops near your favorite, and the algorithm sends you ads for lamps that would go great in that house? What do we call that, Mr Mustache Guy?

[@JoshuaJameson]

@Elena Christian a good reason to get Nord VPN from the Adstronaut

[@rockstarJDP]

It took me 30 years on this planet before I had the revelation that nobody really knows what the hell they're doing. It was simultaneously depressing and relieving to know that I wasn't the only one 😅

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

damn i realized at like 15. that’s not me trying to act smarter than you at all, i just wish i had gotten to spend longer thinking maybe somebody knew what the heck was going on about anything in general 😂

[@videotaper2272]

I think I was figuring that out around 10 or 11...at the time it was neat that I knew things that others didn't...by the time I was 20 it was kinda scary. :-O

[@rockstarJDP]

@@videotaper2272 haha believe me, every 20 year old thinks they've got it all figured out 🤣 enjoy your innocence while it lasts 😉

[@videotaper2272]

@@rockstarJDP I think I did have it figured out then... just everything changed on me since then... A 20 year old today would be very disadvantaged to how I was then. (Back then you could get interest on bank deposits that actually helped move you towards what you were saving up for, the number of years wages that would pay for a house was less.) At my current age I'm if anything slightly relieved by how little dumb stuff people are doing, I know people are doing a lot of dumb stuff, but I actually expected it to be worse.

[@rockstarJDP]

@@videotaper2272 haha maybe I was just naive and figured wisdom came with years, not with common sense and learned life lessons 😅

[@MrsAlexisAgnew2019]

Ryan’s hilarious as always! For me though, adulting is easy. I had a traumatic childhood, so turning 18 was the best thing that ever happened to me.

[@australien6611]

Comes back to bite later on dude..

[@darshanacelis9803]

You crack me up Ryan. Keep making the videos!! Some light in this dark tunnel we are in most of the time! Thanks

[@trevorpacelli8056]

So Ryan, how is it being an adult? Ryan: Super difficult, very much an inconvenience.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Guys, I think Ryan's going through something right now. Let's all be here for every version of him.

[@kjoc70]

Even creepy toddler Ryan, source of nightmares and devourer of souls?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@kjoc70 Hey even devourers of souls need help sometimes and we should even help that version of Ryan who is stalking the other version of Ryan who became the first ever artist.

[@idonoy661]

@@maxhydekyle2425 well you know it just kind of looked like boobs you can't blame him

[@ApequH]

@@kjoc70 Oh, god why did you bring him up! I was planning on sleeping soon!

[@falcore91]

@@kjoc70 especially him, it’s easy to be supportive of our favorite versions of Ryan. Monsters are the ones who need support the most, if only to make sure we remember to support those who are kind of middling.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Having stayed home from work today because I was too tired to drive safely, that part about tiredness and back pain really got me. lol

[@aacproductions996]

This needs a sequel If growing Elderly had a job orientation day

[@xSkibot]

"Say the word!" "Sigh... adultery!" I *DIED*

[@SacredCowStockyards]

That is often a consequence of adultery, yes.

[@VIDEOGAMER20]

Yes.

[@thomasjenkins5727]

D E D

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Don't Try It

[@lagonwellsmusic]

It’s actually adulting

[@jatinsachdev8459]

The Ryanverse is expanding. They're becoming self aware😂

[@blaghgames5050]

OH NO WHAT'S NEXT ROBOTS?

[@cammoore___]

Oh no! We're doomed!

[@TheChessDude124]

oh no

[@bannado5696]

Actually it’s called the RGCU (Ryan George cinematic universe)

[@blaghgames5050]

@@bannado5696 but wouldn't it have to be.. playing in theaters for it to be cinematic?

[@ikweetgeennaam8839]

00:38 I work with kids. It usually goes like this: "Miss, I finished my painting! What should I do now?!" (I have no answer to this question. What am I doing here? I am confused.) "Well...I will put your painting away, and you go talk to that other grown up over there." (5 minutes pass) "SHE ALSO DIDN'T KNOW, SHE SAID YOU DID!"

[@81bajaj]

I'm 55 and still do most of the same things I did when I was 18--go to shows (often the same bands, because bands don't break up anymore), go to parties at friends' houses, drive, ride, work on my vintage cars and motorcycles, go sailing, and two years ago I took up water skiing. I do sometimes have back pain. :-)

[@ashleyking940]

“You know that fun you been having, we’re going to have to reduce that... a lot” 😂😭😭😂

[@charleneWL]

😂😂😂😂

[@VIDEOGAMER20]

😂

[@Katya_Lastochka]

I'm having more fun than when I was a kid.

[@nykomedes]

@@Katya_Lastochka oh yeah money solves all problems

[@adaptable1553]

@@charleneWLIt looks like you're having fun. Hey, that's not allowed here. Gonna have to take three of those emoji's away. It's just simply too many.

[@aaronnwithtwoNs]

As someone who just turned 18 a week ago, I thank the KZbin algorithm and Ryan George for blessing me with this wisdom of adultery-I mean, adulting

[@kalebramirez7327]

Congrats! I honestly still can't believe I'm turning 21 this year, I still feel I'm in my 18s and that nothing's changed lol

[@TheDarkPikatchu]

@@kalebramirez7327 same. but i turn 22

[@yanagelfand4337]

Let's keep it up. I'm 24 and feel like I'm 17.

[@issecret1]

It must be nice to still know how old you are. Because there's a point where that information becomes apparently useless as far as your own brain is concerned

[@jonathandorsey]

Don't worry, most of this stuff doesn't kick in til you have kids, have huge bills to pay, or your thirties.

[@tanya5322]

The stair climbing thing🥰 I still did my grandma’s stairs like that even as an adult

[@CandySouvannarangsy3187]

That "aDuLteRy" killed me 😂😂💀

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

When he said sleeping will make you tired, I felt tired.

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r gorgeous

[@prion42]

I already felt tired so it wasn't any change for me

[@jimmym3352]

Honestly that was never a problem form me as an adult until my 40's. Now I sleep for 9 hours I'm tired, I sleep for 7 hours I'm tired, I sleep for 8 hours I'm tired. You can't win.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@jimmym3352 Sleep as much as you can. Take as much time as you can to catch up on sleep. Sure, you feel tired if you sleep more than usual, that's your body trying to sneak in some sleep out of schedule. Catch as much sleep as you can. Eventually you will feel more rested, more attentive, more awake, and generally better - for about three hours.

[@dorianr4770]

The best clip was at the end... "You're going to be tired." "so I'll sleep more." "No, that'll make you more tired." "So I'll sleep less." "No, that'll make you tired." "And your back will hurt." yup, sums up everything.

[@couldntthinkofachannelname9316]

Im not even an adult yet and all of this happens to me

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Maintain good posture while sitting n standing. Sleep on hard spring bed instead of soft one. Dont pick up heavy object using ur back muscle, use ur thigh muscle.

[@innocentbystander3317]

Lastly, don't make stupid lists on the internet telling people what to do, and you'll be fine.

[@littleowl-xh7iw]

Lets just sum it up with:“ you're always going to be tired.“

[@eleethtahgra7182]

@Bryce even a 5 kg object is dangerous to lift using ur back. But yeah, kinda like deadlift method

[@davebaconusa1062]

When Ryan mentions hobbies you don't do any more but are reminded of, I was able to predict and sync up an, "oh yeah".

[@callen8908]

This was hilarious on many levels. Thanks again Ryan!

[@knightofsvea604]

"grown up just happens" I felt that.

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

Grow up kid

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

@@subscribefornoreason2709 dio you’re literally a deceased vampire that murdered a dog why can’t you just grow up

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 bruh im 122 years old how much more do u want me to grow up

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

@@subscribefornoreason2709 you still look 26 grow up >:(

[@subscribefornoreason2709]

@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 lul

[@wut274]

I swear I turned 25 and my back went "hErE's YoUr dElIvErY oF a LiFetLTiMe oF pAiN!" 🙄😅🤣

[@leovk5779]

Secret life tip: there are exercises that are good for your back (unless you have a serious injury or illness). One day, my dad discovered them, and he almost completely stopped having back pain. You just have to practise them every week for the rest of your life and- wait, ok, that doesn't sound like fun.

[@Taishawn24.7]

I'm 24 and I literally don't even walk, I'm in a wheelchair. So I don't understand why I have back pain xD

[@ShinySephiroth1]

Just wait till you're in your mid 30s!

[@gabrielpowers766]

And when you get 58 or so your hips will remind you they exist, or your knees. Both eventually. Elbows and shoulders often like to get in on the action too so don't count them out. Ankles usually do OK but not always, but feet in general will be constantly pinging you at some point.

[@leovk5779]

@@gabrielpowers766 Another secret life tips: you can turn into a cyborg in your old age! Hips and even knee operations are very frequent nowadays. My grandparents took that life tip and now walk much better. Another life tip: take notes what your family do. If they make mistakes, learn not to do them. If they have some great life tips, learn from them too. How not to make mistakes? Experience. Experience is mistakes. Mistakes we will all make; but sometimes you can cheat and learn from other people mistakes! XD

[@codybunz6311]

Been a fan for some time. Love ur videos, one of the main reasons I still check youtube. Keep it up