When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books

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[@RyanGeorge]

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[@kj7964]

Who wants him to do.. First person to do a an expression Like *break a leg!* Ppl: O-O

[@JoseYTPlayz]

20 hrs ago

[@thekoennshow7021]

Cool

[@hera6310]

Why not 69% not nice lmao

[@patrickboner]

Nice

[@wilfredthebelovedresidentp7707]

Its true, he spent hours tryna teach me how to say it.

[@capngloval]

dude, this is genius!

[@ekanshgoel6602]

Love the dedication of creating a completely new account

[@wilfredthebelovedresidentp7707]

@@ekanshgoel6602 yeah 😂

[@IndraKurniawan-vk2qb]

How did you able to type Mr Parrot?

[@danidanfm4005]

you look different in that picture, did you do something with your wings?

[@Canusuckit]

James politician? HES THE SQUARE FAN ISNT HE? 🤬 GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE.

[@manarmsgaming9223]

Ken Candidate really cares about Hexagons

[@buglab2285]

dodecahedron is way better

[@manarmsgaming9223]

@@buglab2285 I support rhombicosidodecahedrons (Thats a real shape)

[@neolord1215]

Hey everyone, we should form a team to best the hell out of the mayor! Who's in?

[@MegaBradster1]

Why does nobody talk about the real true shape, nonagons

[@hromsonofmicrowave8723]

The T-Shirt legit says “Okay so although I do feel a little bad about this whole thing, at the end of the day I feel like I was just doing my job, Y’know? Like sure I ate some muffins that were meant for little kids but in my defense I was pretty dang hungry that day and the muffins looked pretty dang good. What was I supposed to do? Not eat a muffin? Then I still would’ve been hungry. That doesn’t make any sense. Anyway Mayor Politician is way more evil than me. I’m a good guy now.”

[@annagreen2851]

Lol 😂, thx for writing this I was too lazy to pause it lol

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

This whole video gave me Albert Speer vibes

[@MJAYZ007]

I would pay money to buy that shirt

[@idontknoq4813]

Yeah, I also read it. The muffin is a lie.

[@lukelcs8934]

I know, I paused the video and read lol

[@TheDevilsGreatestTrick]

"I'm not friends with XX anymore, so it's time to cash out." The last decade in a nutshell.

[@lt3746]

Literally everybody involved with U.S presidents in this past decade.

[@manarmsgaming9223]

You cant trust James Politician, vote for Ken Candidate. KEN2020

[@xelalareina]

Lol

[@obi-wankenobi2851]

Vote for Ken 2020

[@ertbert2332]

Ken 2020

[@zacksnyder2561]

I prefer Mr Smith

[@bman78629]

I even have a campaig poster //www.reddit.com/r/RyanGeorge/comments/iuunf2/blatant_political_add_for_this_reddit_pro_hexagon/

[@Kangahrooo]

plot twist: the book was about him snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day

[@Daboss-kq3jm]

I would read the hell out of that book

[@toxicdemon1315]

But did he do a backflip over the bad guy first?

[@user-tk9vh7cu2q]

This comment needs to get a hundred likes

[@memerman9268]

Toxic Demon oh yeah

[@kjoc70]

"I'm a good guy now, don't snap my neck to save the day." Jonathan Lawyer.

[@dirtdasty1655]

This reporter has more ethics then any reporter on cable TV

[@muhfuggus]

Ryan George is Canadian. Unless something has changed since I’ve last visited, CAD isn’t cursed with garbage partisan commentary based 24 hour TV like in the USA.

[@christineharrelson4831]

Hah well I think that's part of the point; they're from the 90's, when media had a little more integrity still left.

[@sharonritchie6365]

@@muhfuggus actually, the government pays our media. The CBC (state media) receives billions of tax dollars from the government. So it’s 100% propaganda. Every leftist angle you can think of is rammed down Canadian throats. Our media gushes about everything our Prime Minister says including the fact that he thinks all Canadians are racist AFTER he was caught several times wearing blackface. Then our media goes on and on about gender equity AFTER our Prime Minister was shown to grope a reporter. Combined with the fact that the leaders of each party was chosen by Dominion machines but the media gaslit people by saying Dominion machines weren’t used in the Federal elections. But if every LEADER was already selected by Dominion, who cares which selected leader you vote for? They’re all cut from the same cloth! . Also, our Prime Minister LOVES the Communist Party of China, so much that he’s selling Canada piece by piece to the Chinese. But our media LOVES the guy and LOVES the Liberal Party lest they lose their paycheque. They’ll also carry water for the CCP. Our media is some of the most corrupt worldwide. And I didn’t even touch on the 24/7 Covid propaganda where they don’t report on the actual data in actual hospitals. Nor do they discuss the areas in the States and around the world that are completely open. Ontario is now under another 28 day lockdown.

[@solarnaut]

dirt dasty, and yet, as with all ethics, they are over ridden by a small voice in the head (from the "control room" ) B-)

[@kevinm5940]

@@christineharrelson4831 eh, not really.

[@allison6792]

Gasp! It’s James Politician. He was that evil guy who said he was pro-triangle, but then voted for laws that were anti-triangle! That’s the realest freckin sketchy stuff for sure

[@fireyheatwave8125]

Vote ken candidate

[@kristibrown1159]

Hexagons for life!!!

[@amandapanda5087]

​@@kristibrown1159 It's not only what we want, but what we deserve!

[@kristibrown1159]

@@amandapanda5087 Yeah yeah yeah!!!

[@saadiftikhar3317]

He also didn't have a commanding moustache to be mayor

[@harborseal1286]

Can't expose deep dark scary government secrets without that bestselling tell all book.

[@brabra2725]

Snowden did.

[@markuhler2664]

He's a good guy now

[@SustainedFuture]

Actually, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@Sixstringman]

Its really the only way cable news will have you on.

[@MrElionor]

Ya imagine wanting to be payed for the services you provide what is this Capitalism?

[@carole-rosemelanie-jane6570]

The only unrealistic thing about this is the news anchor saying that they can’t morally promote it

[@haseenabadshah5381]

69 likes lmao

[@boom8474]

@@haseenabadshah5381 unfunny lmao

[@pentelegomenon1175]

news anchors say a lot of stuff

[@sayeedkhalshi]

and he's promoting the ads

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

@@boom8474 we should start a chain Imao

[@Absurdword]

I love the blatant implication of the lawyer lol. “Thanks Jonathan couldn’t have done it without ya!”

[@SilverAlex92]

I died at that line too xD

[@sylph8005]

"Some pirated music I downloaded for him"

[@dr.vegapunkPhD]

Jonathan Lawyer: He’s a good guy now I decided

[@rippahhh18]

He decided **

[@lt3746]

Buy his book

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

First guy to kiss someone: “I’m gonna put my mouth on you”

[@stefanbroers8146]

"i dont know if i want that it sounds kinda gross"

[@wolfiegames1572]

@@stefanbroers8146 "No it will be like a way to show that I love you."

[@abhishekn7200]

@@stefanbroers8146 if you think about it, it's not that gross. It's barely an inconvenience..

[@BlizzardofOze]

@@wolfiegames1572 "Don't we already have a way for showing people we're in love using our mouths? You know... just telling them?"

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

You mean rathole to rathole? 😕 -Futureman

[@ahanwadhwana8926]

James polititian is FINALLY being called out for all those anti triangle laws he passed!!!

[@2percentright]

It's about time

[@brabra2725]

Triangle lives matter!

[@dr.sajidmadethisaccount579]

Hexagons are the fucking shit

[@thegreatestchigone5813]

OMG triangles are so last video, we need laws to protect the circle

[@davadreviewer5509]

@@brabra2725 *aLl ShApEs MaTtEr*

[@stevesand8845]

“Oh the weather outside is frightful, and the mayor doesn’t tip at restaurants” laughing my ass off

[@NormalThe7th]

I love how every name ties back to "First guy to ever have a name" where the ending resolution was to just have the surname be your job

[@hyugashikamaru3596]

The only dislikes are from James Politician and Jonathan Lawyer.

[@kayleec.361]

And their alt accounts

[@ryuualarie]

@@kayleec.361 lmao

[@AgentDRJ]

Why would Jonathon Lawyer dislike the video? The more likes, the further it spreads and the more sales he gets.

[@mrtony1985]

The only dislikes are from Australians who actually like the video

[@donkeydeck5263]

Jonathan lawyer wouldn't dislike it. He's a good guy now.

[@Cisco4284]

The whole RyanVerse is coming together.

[@willhatchet]

Ryan Cinematic Universe

[@b.d6642]

The rgvu! The Ryan gorege video univers!

[@justbiandshy3939]

The AdStronaught is the creator or how ever you spell it

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

It grows bigger by episode

[@raegaer1960]

haha funny

[@salvatoredebella4502]

“ that is some shocking behavior for a career politician.” Hahahahah

[@lt3746]

“Is fast food causing a nationwide health crisis? The answer coming up right after this commercial for In-and-Out burgers.” Fucking brillliant

[@Sanmitraeuu]

I trust Jonathan Lawyer. He sounds like a man who speaks the truth.

[@sixeswow]

Plus, he's a good guy now.

[@cringecentral_]

Yeah and you should buy his book

[@blazer3756]

@@cringecentral_ And his mug!

[@cometmoon4485]

He's great. I once fell victim to being-tricked-into- starring-in-a-remix-of-Old-Town-Road-by-Lil-Nas-X. He sorted out the whole thing for me.

[@briangonigal3974]

Plus, he's definitely a real lawyer! He just can't show you his law diploma right now because it's out at the print shop being updated, what with all the additional law degrees he's earned since he first got it.

[@katecosettevocals]

“It was made in a sweatshop I think that means it absorbs perspiration” “That is not what it means” 😂😂😂

[@gametests]

Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

[@roguetrick4590]

you say potato i say tomato

[@SnigdhoDip1996]

I love how the comments have become more about Ryan's personal channel's content and not just pitch meeting references. Appreciating Ryan's original content is TIGHT!

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

Turns out that appreciating Ryan’s personal channel’s content is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@actofaggression8060]

Listen sir i need you too get aaaaaaall the way off my back obout that Pitch Meeting references.

[@DelgadilloAccess]

This is the only content of ryan's I know. Am I discovering Ryan George in reverse? *head explodes*

[@raloed.363]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@Mister-Red]

I quote Hi there hello more then super easy barely an inconvenience

[@jasonapollo9916]

The lawyer's voice just feels so perfect. The whole sketch is absolutely spot on. Love it.

[@ceilinh6004]

"I'm a good guy now!" -Jonathan Lawyer But it turned out that, in fact, he was not a good guy after all.

[@coinz5877]

And so he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

[@ceilinh6004]

@@coinz5877 Of course. As is the natural order of things.

[@johnpatrick1647]

@@coinz5877 Wow wow wow!

[@Merilirem]

@@coinz5877 Wait, so he IS a good guy? I mean he saved the day!

[@everythingphenomenal6946]

WHAT. OH NO

[@shilobuchnik9728]

"Ouch my child trauma hurts, that website is mean" So basically Facebook

[@mysteryman1036]

@@gametests simp

[@NateN8Nayt]

Or, yahoo chat rooms....

[@wilmarrow342]

The funniest part is the news anchor being a decent person and not actually trying to help the lawyer sell his crap XD

[@downrightfiercerare1565]

I low-key could watch an entire show with Ryan as every character

[@Rrruckezzz]

"Oooh, the weather outside is frightful, but the Mayor doesn't tip at restaurants" 😂😂 some classy rhymes right there mr lawyer

[@felixculpaconservative4147]

spit out my coffee on that one lol

[@oscarsilver3773]

It holds up so well in 2020 🎅

[@connorjess7000]

I kinda want a full album of them like I would pay money for it

[@oscarsilver3773]

@@connorjess7000 as long as each song was as long as the clips. 😎👍

[@connorjess7000]

@@oscarsilver3773 i mean like I would love full versions that are altered cause it would be amazing

[@veryamazingandcreativename]

I’m just gonna say: We have gotten 12 Ryan George videos (counting the Collab) in a MONTH AND A HALF. That’s like a video every 4 days! Ryan, I just want to say thank you for making such funny videos for us so quickly and frequently during the pandemic. We all appreciate you! -Hayden Commenter EDIT- I come back after 3 weeks and have a thousand likes and 17 comments. Bruh.

[@firstnamelastname4224]

NO WEEEEE NEEEEEEDD MOOREREREEEE APOHFEWOPHFWLKJF;V HE CAN'T PUT OUT A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF VIDEOS THAT SUITS HIMSELF OR HIS TEAM, HE NEEDS TO HAVE A COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE OR DRAINING SCHEDULE BECAUSE I'M NOT THANKFUL FOR EVEN HAVING AN AWESOME CREATOR LIKE HIM

[@johnpatrick1647]

@@firstnamelastname4224 Sarcasm?

[@nftlproductions6047]

Nice comment, Hayden - NFTL Replier

[@_Domo_]

agree

[@jelita_]

Super productive for Ryan George is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@JadedOne420]

**Writes book about how they were a good person, but now is a bad person** *_best seller list / becomes trillionare_* **badness intensifies**

[@truedevotion7750]

I can’t even imagine how many glasses this dude has.

[@x-ray-oh3134]

To be fair, if those were the "scandals" of a politician in our world, he would the least corrupt politician ever

[@eternalreign2313]

Have you met a feminist?

[@tuckerthewise9647]

@@eternalreign2313 wot?

[@killthislove5782]

@@eternalreign2313 feminists aren't corrupt though? They're just people fighting for equal rights

[@yeaididdat666]

@@killthislove5782 except when they make things up... (I’m not saying that they always lie I’m just saying they make things up to look good sometimes)

[@yeaididdat666]

@@erikh5512 yeah but abuse of power often appears in feminism, for an example let me give you an ad from Australia, in this ad it was said that "instead of teaching our girls to be weary, maybe we should tell our boys not to rape" like that’s gonna change a single fuck, well actually it changed something but not in the way it was supposed to. People actually taught they’re young boys not to rape, you heard me right 10 YEAR OLD FUCKING BOYS. Did it reduce the rape rate? No, it only made

[@lilahmckee219]

“People come on here all the time when they wanna sell books” Yeah right, just wait for commercial time like Sandwich With a Pretty Big Pickle In It

[@madwibble]

Did someone say sandwich with a big pickle? I'm in.

[@MissEynah]

@@madwibble If you're in, then I'm out.

[@justineberlein5916]

@@MissEynah Well if you're out, I'm out

[@Ironhold_Watch]

Its actually more like a medium sized pickle

[@Pskyb]

@@MissEynah Well if you're out, I'm in.

[@Shiwoo_sung]

I love that the sponsership came after him making fun of ads coming after contradictory statements.

[@johnbrown9542]

“Please, I saw some stuff and millions of you should spend millions of dollars to find out what! So please buy my book, now, please, thank you.”

[@admthrawnuru]

The T-shirt says: "OKAY SO ALTHOUGH I DO FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, AT THE END OF THE DAY I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. Y'KNOW? SURE, I ATE SOME MUFFINS THAT WERE MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS PRETTY DANG HUNGRY THAT DAY AND THE MUFFINS LOOKED PRETTY DANG GOOD. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? NOT EAT A MUFFIN? THEN I STILL WOULD'VE BEEN HUNGRY. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. ANYWAY MAYOR POLITICIAN IS WAS MORE EVIL THAN ME. I'M A GOOD GUY NOW."

[@stevenbobbybills]

Pause gang

[@PuzzledPsychic]

I'd like to buy that shirt.

[@matthewlang737]

@@PuzzledPsychic I WANT TO BUY FIVE SHIRTS~!

[@gametests]

Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

[@englishatheart]

He hate some muffins?

[@TRAMNITTSU]

As a Canadian I can confirm passive aggressive is the only way of life

[@Nico-jc7zr]

That's such a great comment. I'm happy for you, fellow Canadian.

[@genericname2747]

This is true. The only truly aggressive Canadians are Geese and Polar bears

[@brucebaker810]

@@genericname2747 Sorry. But "...and hockey players".

[@genericname2747]

@@brucebaker810 That is true

[@standupyak]

Ok

[@henrymarckisotto7810]

wow I wonder if the powerpuff girls knew their mayor was so sketchy

[@ij1376]

3:34 "Okay you know what I'm gonna cut that there, this news program is about giving people information, you can't leverage that for profit." _Every major news media platform has left the chat._

[@mimiminecraft5362]

Wow, such a great man, it sounds like he really changed and he doesn’t want money anymore, he just wants to sell his story.

[@MrElionor]

We all want money living costs money or but even if it's for selfish reasons I would say that the game that rewards that is worse then the players

[@genericname2747]

And for only $29.99, you can buy a recording of him talking about his story

[@kj6221]

@@genericname2747 And for an additional $19.99, you can buy a recording of him talking about this recording of him talking about his story.

[@iReiGNxx]

You mean sell his story

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

*sell

[@muhaiminzulkarnain5628]

No-longer-popular Celebrities be like "I once did drugs, whole load of drugs for years and years and years. The money you gave me for all my movies? Yup, used it for drugs. But I no longer do drugs now. So please buy my book about how I used to do drugs."

[@gametests]

Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

[@icannotthinkofaname6248]

Lindsay Lohan?

[@johncassidy3071]

And if Ryan were doing that "...so I can buy some more drugs".

[@orchdork775]

😂

[@muhaiminzulkarnain5628]

@@johncassidy3071 Genius!

[@Tristan-of1cl]

"And the mayor doesen't tip at resturants!" that got me

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

I love how Ryan's suits are sprinkled with cat fur 😆🐱💖💖

[@vollmond9342]

Ryan wrote an entire book just for a five minute video. Dude's a legend

[@triggermet]

Ikr It must have been soooooo hard

[@andrewwoodward8563]

Barely an inconvenience

[@triggermet]

@@andrewwoodward8563 I now hate myself for not saying that

[@triggermet]

I’m a failure 😞

[@hamchurger4566]

@@andrewwoodward8563 YOU FUCKED IT UP

[@BurningOrchid9888]

"Was it hard teaching a parrot to say 'ballsack'?" "Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

[@exodustimes4266]

Ballsacks are tight!

[@Vicious5D]

Parrots have no lips to say a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE word, like Beeeeeeeeeeeeerollllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy

[@David_Fellner]

I was a kennel attendant for a while and actually tried to teach some of the birds that boarded at the vet to swear. Turns out, it takes longer than you might think.

[@blenderconch]

This was hilariously and also depressingly accurate.

[@bellaferelli751]

I love his little kindness shout-out at the end ❤️ I’m a big believer in Internet Manners! Honest to God, I only ever comment when I have something nice or encouraging to say. “Great video-can tell a lot of work went into it!” or something like that. Because Ryan is right. Why are we always being so freaking mean to each other?!? 😂 Even the most rinky-dink little animated video you’ve ever seen took hours/days and was someone’s brain baby! Spread some love or shut your mouth 👌

[@ryanwest1164]

I feel like Brett Newscaster is the only normal person in the ryan-verse.

[@mysticallion4207]

He never forgets one off characters, they always come back and I love it

[@barryallen2240]

Yep

[@runenorderhaug7646]

The ending is perfect. The only thing equivalent to these guys is when a journalist who was barely involved in something sells a book and monetizes it like he is an expert on the whole industry. There are some who are but not all who randomly publish book on a topic

[@oscarsilver3773]

4:30 Ouch! My childhood trauma hurts. 🤣 So gonna need that T-Shirt now 🤔

[@WTFG78]

Ryanverse Translator English: Hello. Ryanverselish: Yeahitherehello.

[@charliesutherland1588]

Thank you how do you say “That was easy”

[@katecosettevocals]

😂

[@WTFG78]

Charlie Sutherland It roughly translates to “Supremely easy not much of a lack of convenience”

[@charliesutherland1588]

@@WTFG78 ahh, thank you

[@tsmotions3446]

“Me and the mayor, we set up a bake sale for kids and we ate all the muffins ourselves”. Jeez, you can’t joke about that kind of stuff.

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

He just did lol

[@audreyandremington5265]

Yeah, talk about dark humor.

[@duttery9068]

Jonthan lawyer is one of my favourite characters in the Ryan George cinematic universe

[@TSIRKLAND]

Ryan has found such a genius niche. He's not the first or only person do to "I play all the characters interacting with each other" bit. But he does it SO dang well!!! And frankly, he doesn't go all-out with vastly distinctive accents, or elaborate changes in makeup or looks. He keeps his same beard, slapping dollar-store fake mustaches and stuff right on top. A different hat, shirt, glasses, the same short haircut maybe tousled this way or that: boom: different character. His different voices are so subtle- not like "this one's Irish and this one's Southern and this one's high-pitched and this one's a bass" they're all just "Ryan's natural speaking voice, but just different enough that it's still obvious which character is talking, even if you closed your eyes." He's developed almost a short-hand repertoire of catch phrases that fit in almost any situation, and it's how he uses them in each situation that is so genius. Of course, all his catch phrases from his "Pitch meeting" sketches, but he almost never re-uses those in his other work. "This is a thing" "...I decided" "Oh, God" etc. And every weird, or every day scenario, he comes up with manages to use these short hand phrases to point up the satire/ humor/ absurdity with a truly elegant frugality. His short sketches can be so deep and pithy in only a few brief minutes; better than many feature-length satirical films. Genius. Keep up the great work, Ryan!

[@stringbeans7342]

Ryan George is Jonathan Lawyer in: When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books.

[@rucaks]

I need epic voice guy to tell this in his epic voice

[@jeepersmcgee3466]

He really just transforms into his every role. A true master of his craft, a performing artist the likes of which we have never seen.

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

Yeah, he's funny but really sketchy. Isn't it weird how much he supports Disney and Netflix... After the recent discoveries, he still promotes them. 🤔

[@user-zr7gy3bi5e]

When u have more likes than the one who made the video

[@rucaks]

@@user-zr7gy3bi5e super easy barely an inconvenience

[@ironized]

When you’re Australian and you realise that the city of Townsville is a real thing.

[@thomasw4422]

We probably shoulda put a bit more effort into that one, eh?

[@kingsleycy3450]

It's like naming your kid Realperson.

[@AammaK]

My local body of water is literally named "Water Lake" in my language. (Which is Finnish and the name is Vesijärvi if that interests you. We are the "Coutry of thousand lakes" so I guess they run out of ideas.)

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@AammaK Or maybe your ancestors didn't want it to be mistaken for the Vodka Lake!

[@goldensun2787]

Hey there's a city in Arkansas called Toad Suck. and a city in Alabama literally called Intercourse, which is incredible if you've seen Alabama memes.. So Ryan isn't safe either.

[@jamesbacon1776]

I personally really want that Jonathan Lawyer plush toy. 1:56

[@user-hh3rn7bu7d]

I love how he makes the sponsors fun.

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

Wow, that's a really good and catchy book name: "Hey, I saw some real freakin' sketchy stuff for sure"

[@raulperez375]

"I'm Christopher Newscaster and, from all of us here at Mainstream Media News, today is Tuesday."

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

Fake News. They would never report that it was Tuesday. They would hold a round table discussion where a scientist would tell you it was Tuesday and an calendar lobbyist would tell you it was Friday and the host would let them argue without weighing in on the truth either way because to them Neutrality equals Objectivity.

[@brucebaker810]

"After the break, Marvin Forecaster will be in front of the other camera to predict which days are coming up after Darktime. And how far off that weekend is. Now this message from SquareCo."

[@dadillen5902]

@@NickTheGreatAndPowerful I object to their neutrality. Or should it be " their neutrality is objectionable "

[@errinnbell]

3:07 and after is so funny 🤣

[@errinnbell]

why are is he staring at the camera like that

[@Lucas-Lee-1987]

Ryan is so freaking talented! He can play a host of different characters and all it takes is putting on/ off hats and glasses, combing his hair one way or another and changing facial expressions, and the characters are different people. Amazing!

[@siddhantbanerjee3328]

Ryan is getting ahead of a source close to him releasing a book titled "My super difficult completely inconvenienced life as Ryan's colleague"

[@brucebaker810]

yeah, that guy who hangs with Ryan looks ketchy (I threw a boat in there, yawl) for sure. He has "Tell all book ' written all over his...t-shirt.

[@JeanLucPicard85]

I bet this Jonathan Lawyer isn't even a real Jonathan.

[@L4mp15]

Like 69

[@kobrien4121]

I bet this isn't even the real Jean-Luc Picard! 🚀

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

It's true, I'm usually pretty good at guessing peoples' names based on how they look, and he really looks like a Ryan to me. Or possibly a George. It's like your own profile picture, you SAY your name is Jean~Luc, but I would swear you really look more like a Patrick.

[@picardisnotamused67]

THIS ISN’T THE REAL CAPTAIN PICARD AND CAPTAIN KIRK IS SUPERIOR

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

"The Mayor taught the parrot how to say "ballsack!"" Me: _Psh..._ Is that all? I'll teach it to make grown men cry.

[@jrlopez1027.]

3:12 Top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss

[@callnight1441]

the first guy to look in a mirror: "hey that looks like me" "Ehm yes John we all do"

[@gametests]

Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

[@kialuvsyoo]

This sounds hilarious and should be done immediately

[@AammaK]

this is simply genius!

[@Miners666]

Yes but guy in mirror looks like John reversed!

[@ScionStorm1]

First guy to look in a mirror: "Hey, that's me?!" Terrence Mirrorfitter: "That's just a frame. I haven't put the glass in yet..."

[@billc.2627]

Classic Christmas songs slightly modified to tell the sketchy things the mayor did. Sounds like a Holiday classic in the making.

[@cowzg0moo]

"I really cant stay The mayor double parks" Probably some of the most influential song lyrics to come out of our generarion

[@AverageDunce]

3:18 Jonathan watching a person kick a dog? I wonder what the references to

[@briskryant1286]

The ryanverse is finally coming together

[@MagusAce]

Ryan(s?).... assemble!!!

[@jamesmayfield5515]

Imagine being named Jonathan. The last name lawyer who is good though.

[@jacobskigriffalo9259]

Imagine being named Ryan.

[@kevinkelleher5268]

imagine being named james lmao

[@veroniquevanwyk1923]

@@kevinkelleher5268 lol

[@jamesmayfield5515]

@@kevinkelleher5268 touché

[@thedestroyasystem]

I knew a guy with the first name lawyer. somebody set his house on fire. Poor guy.

[@samualjohnson5450]

"I don't know what to tell ya" is the most soulless thing to say, so imma start saying it

[@genaralkenobi1234]

“The mayor of city Townville”

[@michelealoi9849]

I was expecting a commercial from "A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it"

[@brucebaker810]

They're franchising now.

[@HillValleyMaker]

@@brucebaker810 One opened up in my town or city and my neighbours and/or friends can't be more happier for the news.

[@brucebaker810]

@@HillValleyMaker I think some of them are not maximally happy. This is not acceptable.

[@brucebaker810]

@@HillValleyMaker Whenever they open up in a town...for awhile they select extra big pickles. The other franchisees all have to mail the new guy their 10 biggest pickles... Then, after people are really impressed...and all the independent mom & pop pickle restaurants have been driven to ruin... the pickles. they get smaller.

[@HillValleyMaker]

@@brucebaker810 wowowow

[@tempoh]

I have a theory: Johnathan Lawyer is actually Michael Pickleseller.

[@garchompinribs]

Get a sandwich with pretty big pickle in it

[@leomoe433]

They look nothing alike, that’s impossible.

[@Tupacandme]

@@leomoe433 beat me to it

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@InsertCoolNameHere Nice profile pic right there.

[@atom_gray]

slanderous...

[@Paul_Wetor]

The plush toy is great. It even has glasses and a blue tie.

[@creeperinvasion6885]

This video totally confirms the Ryan George Cinematic Universe takes place in City Townvile. This is a valuable piece of lore.

[@memerman9268]

Anyone notice how Ryan George looks suspiciously like the pitch meeting guy.?

[@obi-wankenobi2851]

Just a coincidence

[@crocogile2352]

My god I think ur onto something

[@Yungcrakar]

Na it's nothin to worry about

[@memerman9268]

And they have kind of the same wording for things and type of jokes

[@Bee-ol1xr]

oops!

[@slytherinsagittarius2580]

His costumes are always on point. I never would've guessed it was a different person

[@taylorjade6918]

Those Christmas songs are hits! I would buy that 😂😂😂

[@MB-gb5pv]

"I am good guy now" Oh coming up with new and catchy catchphrases is super easy, barely an inconvenience for Ryan.

[@danieltitus26]

So many George Ryan lore references just in the few seconds. Truly beautiful.

[@danieltitus26]

@DARTH DOOFENSHMIRTZ Jonathan Lawyer is from the Old Town Road sketch

[@fozziebear5351]

"I'm a good guy now." Love that.

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

Ahhh, I remember the old days where Jonathan lawyer just wanted to get everyone financial compensation from Lil NAS X

[@rowandunning6877]

i like how the mayor and the other guy are just like pranksters and generally rude people, like that's it

[@OneTopic]

I received the notification for this video “2 minutes ago” and now I’m confused...

[@yassinamirgamingtutorialsa6880]

yea.....youtube is weird

[@lamechial]

Wait a second

[@DontfuckwithdaGunslinger420]

George Ryan is funny as hell

[@Joshua47]

I only got mine now. Literally had to see if anyone else had this problem & stumbled upon your character.

[@hiiisbus0631]

@@DontfuckwithdaGunslinger420 yes that is how his name is said are correct yes ing the

[@coolnerdlll6053]

How is no one talking about that Christmas album? That was hilarious.

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

2:24 I mean that teddy bear IS adorable

[@monkeyking9863]

this just becomes more and more relevant with the passing days

[@seronimo__7735]

@The Peter Lorre Companion Channel John Bolton as well

[@thewholecrew8170]

Every presidential ad campaign right now: This guy did bad thing. No u. I'm a good guy now, vote for me! It's easy! Barely an inconvenience!

[@Evilc]

@@AxxLAfriku stop

[@hellobye9178]

@@AxxLAfriku huh?

[@lakeofrot4198]

@@AxxLAfriku You're not Dad.

[@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast]

@@AxxLAfriku Troom Troom is better than you.

[@FFKonoko]

And you can tell which members of the public are enlightened, because they go "Yeah, yeah, this guy did bad thing. But THIS guy did x, x and x bad things, repeatedly, along with a bunch of others, so....", while there are still people going "No, ignore that, it didn't happen and if it did it doesn't matter, because but what about x?"

[@MWSin1]

I like how all the people have their profession as their last name. It's a recurring element that runs through all of Ryan KZbinr's videos.

[@andersmith1484]

He should have a character named “Drew Doctor” and then he works as a waiter just to throw off people and as a funny joke

[@astralastrid4150]

It's pretty nice continuity to the video "The first guy to ever have a name" sine one of the characters in that video suggests that last names should be professions

[@MWSin1]

@@jellyfishi_ Are you sure you responded to the right comment?

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Yes, that's the way with english surnames: Baker, Mason, Fisher, Cook, Smith,etc

[@MWSin1]

@@cristhianramirez6939 Hancock

[@merikijiya13]

That “what” at 2:30 kills me every time 😆

[@ThornHailsnap]

It’s incredible how true this is.

[@lynx5022]

"The mayor kicked a dog one time" -Jonathan Lawyer, 2020

[@gametests]

Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

[@squashfei8907]

Wow. Who knew that the mayor of the town where Powerpuff girls live was so corrupt.

[@QueenOfDarknes5]

Must be the new live action Power Puff Girls. He probably has an affair with them in that abomination.

[@Fuk_living]

Wow ryan is so underrated and I love how the t shirt actually shows his thoughts