If Adults Still Ate Like Little Kids

[@xachariah5125]

You absolutely nailed the "child drinking water" bit

[@avicohen2k]

And the mashing of the food for no clear reason.

[@zieg0r]

It was just missing the part with food bits floating in the water and you having to fetch a new glass because the old one is "yucky" now.

[@iamwhoyousayiam6773]

​@@zieg0r1 glass per meal that's the deal 😂 And Mom's is the backup 😭

[@nooneyouknow239]

I still do it to this day.

[@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu]

Children are dumb

[@TheKosstImogen]

I appreciate that Ryan knows one of the first things that you must impart to any small child is "Be gentle with the cat!" 😂

[@silvadelshaladin]

Eh, cats let you know directly when you aren't being gentle with them. It is a life lesson for the child.

[@luvhair255]

@@silvadelshaladin Sadly it can traumatize the cat if it goes on for too long.

[@stevenknauer6234]

I am!

[@jijitters]

​@@luvhair255 Or the kid if it gets (rightfully) scratched by the cat and then you end up with a loser kid afraid of animals because of their own failures.

[@kyro7482]

@@jijitters looks like some loser here hates kids

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

I appreciate the dedication from Ryan to adopt several children so he could imitate their behaviour accurately for this sketch.

[@Mishkola]

don't you see the family resemblance? Those are clearly his kids. HE REPRODUCED to make this sketch.

[@timmy2670]

​@@Mishkola He can reproduce asexualy.

[@Mishkola]

@@timmy2670 Do you hypothesize that he is hermaphroditic? Is he capable of mitotic division? Is this a case of budding?

[@samanthaworld4460]

@@timmy2670he needs to teach me his ways !!

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

​@@Mishkolayes

[@VeggehGaming]

That "I AM!" sounds exactly like how my 8 year old niece says it. Absolutely in stitches! Half tempted to show it to her and see what she thinks!

[@thomasneal9291]

it won't "click". not until she's a few years older.

[@Eliphas_Leary]

Traumatizing children with Ryan George videos is TIGHT!

[@chrisperrien7055]

" I am" . note: The Big -G man in the Sky also is a fan of little kids, as he said they are closer to him and have a standing ticket to ride.😎

[@chrisperrien7055]

Go fer it! Dude!😎 LOL

[@N-cromancer]

Agreed

[@normalratrat]

honestly not a bad show idea, professional chefs try to cook for picky children

[@pvshka]

👍

[@Markyroson]

Agreed

[@Tibovl]

I think I've seen something like that. Didn't work very well. It was a child that basically didn't want to eat at all. So most of her "food" came in the form of "drinks"...

[@Maqtka]

Not a challange. For my daughter it would be cornflakes with milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And pancakes with chocolate or jam.

[@aswifte5743]

@@Tibovl I guess this video is extremely accurate then

[@jpbaley2016]

This brings me back to family dinner. My brother at one corner refusing to eat his vegetables, me at the other corner refusing to drink my milk and not being able to leave the table until we finish. We are, of course, in our 60’s and this happened last week.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

6-year old: "Ew what's that? Never seen that; I don't want that. Give me what I already know!" 60-year old: "Ew what's that? Never seen that; I don't want that. Give me what I already know!"

[@3nertia]

@@onkelpappkov2666 Bahaha xD

[@TheKenchanx]

That twist at the end. Good show, sir.

[@stevenclark1662]

You made that ma? Is there a picture of it in the cookbook? I'll bet it doesn't look like that!

[@zubetp]

that was my favorite part of becoming an adult. when i was a kid, people knew i hated corn, but they would give it to me anyway and make me sit at the table for hours until i magically overcame my gag reflex. now, people can know i hate corn or not know i hate corn. that's their problem. either way i'm not eating it, and nobody can give me shit for it. come have dinner with me. i don't even buy milk.

[@timmiller1]

Almost accurate except the judge didn’t continually declare that he wasn’t hungry over and over and over until the dish was removed, upon which he would immediately cry out “I’m sooo hungry!”

[@prenticeclark1454]

That’s my 8-year-old daughter. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

[@hickorydaisy4117]

I used to do that whenever my family had meatloaf. I hate meatloaf, always have, but it’s one of my Buir’s favorites. Now, when we have meatloaf, I am an adult and can choose to just eat the side dishes in excess quantity (Mac n cheese and green beans, usually. Sometimes sweet potatoes also)

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Well you would say you don't wanna buy video games from the steam but when I take money from it you'd suddenly be sad :/

[@LuntshTabilGaeming]

@ huh?

[@erosfatta]

Gotta respect Ryan's dedication to prepare the actual food for the sketch

[@samuelmikler]

good chance it was takeaway ´:D

[@Adraeth]

@@samuelmikler I'll go with the headcanon that he went through the trouble of preparing it himself to experience both the joy of a kid being a menace and the frustration of the parent having to deal with it, at the same time, thank you very much.

[@danbasford7456]

Ryan Clone 26657-x is an amazing chief. To bad he died. So yeah, probably take out.

[@26463otaku]

Avacado egg rolls from Cheesecake Factory

[@xanxus5933]

what do you mean actual food? Everything in Ryanverse are just his clones. They are just Ryan clones disguised as food.

[@RickyBBlessed]

As a parent of toddlers I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@iamwhoyousayiam6773]

100%

[@MattJohno2]

Can confirm, I was the toddler

[@snakesbakecookies]

Can confirm, I was the 100% in the accuracy

[@imibuks-replit]

Can confirm I was the %

[@snakesbakecookies]

Can confirm, as I was the 100@@imibuks-replit

[@SquirrelGrrlBlue]

THIS. It is all so real. The water chugging/pouring down face. The harassing the cat. The "I want to watch TV now." All of it. Ryan absolutely nailed this. 👏

[@heatherhaven1268]

I can’t stop watching

[@heatherhaven1268]

The cat thing really gets me 😂

[@HarmonicWave]

Somehow I started laughing even harder at your comment than the actual video. Maybe it just pushed my laughter over the edge... I could hardly breathe.

[@KingSilver47]

I was waiting for the ADstronaut to pop up with the explosion 😭😂😂😂

[@SomeOtherMikey]

Right? I came away from this video saying, "I didn't realize Ryan had kids".

[@shakezilla29]

The fact that this was not a sponsored video by one of those meal making services elevates this even more

[@haldalas]

I know, I kept waiting for the sponsor to drop but he just genuinely felt like doing this

[@NoxiousRob]

It would have been great though if Ryan had managed to get Hello Fresh as a sponsor.

[@lepidoptery]

maybe they're not cool enough to offer avocado spring rolls or whatever as a meal option

[@juliawikaryasz9430]

I have a 3 year old and this is dinner when I make something new. The best part is when she finally tries it and goes "Mmmm Yummy" but then won't touch the plate anymore.

[@Niloklives]

"I want pizza. I don't like pizza *_takes a bite after 10 minutes of back and forth_* This is good! I'm done!" "You barely touched it!" "I want yogurt"

[@mikek7660]

Like that little girl who bit into the onion like an apple

[@onkelpappkov2666]

It's a challenge to figure out what's an indication for ADHD and what's just being a child, lol.

[@Assywalker]

This is what years of "what do you want to do/eat/play?" does, I guess. They get used to "I want X" working really quickly :(

[@BeverageOfSorts]

Attention is altered by dopamine sources, and children are more attuned to it than we are. It could literally just be ADHD symptoms induced by the highly dopaminergic activities like watching TV, browsing the phone, playing games. You can tell how bad the ADHD is if they sit down to do something "fun" like watch TV, and quickly swap their attention elsewhere. If they just sit contently watching TV, that's not adhd

[@RideTheTeacups]

I didn’t think you had kids. This is EXACTLY the experience. 😂😂😂

[@suicune2001]

Right! I was watching this and thinking, "This is my niece. Right there." LOL

[@ericpettit3889]

Yes but missed the opportunity to get him the chicken nuggets only to decide he wants a popsicle. Then after the dish is eaten by someone else they would want more of the avocado rolls lol

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

Who needs kids when you can go to a "family friend" restaurant.

[@SpiceLettuce]

He probably knows about it due to his personal experience of being a child.

[@iamwhoyousayiam6773]

​@@XtreeM_FaiLKids are literally our purpose as adults. Too many people are unhappy because they don't have children. Many of them don't even know what it is they're missing.

[@monitor-mindtheover-void6712]

The actor who played the cat did an amazing job.

[@simhthmss]

More amazing when you realise the actor playing the cat is a dog,

[@monitor-mindtheover-void6712]

@@simhthmss 🤯

[@Steve_Kassiotis]

That was also Ryan.

[@davidmillar-haskell8863]

Wasn't that Bryan?

[@needlenude]

Also, by far the best looking!

[@Jess-kh3wv]

My husband and I have a picky 2-year-old, and a cat. By the middle of this sketch we were both in hysterics. This is hilarious, and so accurate!

[@youpickwario1992]

I can't wait for the inevitable sequel, if children ate like adults. Once again great work Ryan.

[@tirsden]

"Mother, this seasoning is just not quite right for beef. Lamb, maybe, but this isn't really bringing out the natural flavors." "Joey, it's Hamburger Helper. I don't know what else to tell you."

[@NoxiousRob]

Mom, these chicken nuggets are overcooked and way too dry. You should have used chicken thigh instead of chicken breast, it has a higher fat content which gives it more flavour and also means it won't dry up when frying it like chicken breast does. Also, your meatloaf sucks, that cheap ground beef you use has no flavour as the cattle it was made from was grain fed and pumped full of steroids. Next time try buying some wagyu beef and grinding it yourself, and don't overcook it, I like my meatloaf medium rare.

[@macaronandcheese18113]

oh no... OH NO... DON'T YOU DARE SUMMON THE CHILD RYAN GEORGE

[@Cornstarchrr]

i didnt ask for your opinion

[@amnmusic9056]

@@Cornstarchrr literally nobody said anything to you XD

[@SinMidnight]

The cat bit was spot on. I always had to tell my kid to be gentle with animals and they'd respond with the same "I AM!"

[@JustHereForCats]

My mom would always warn me and say “be careful, she will bite you if you upset her” And then when she did, I’d run to my mom screaming “BITE YOUUUUU” 😂😂😂

[@MiLoir]

ALWAYS usually more than once a day😂

[@TheProdigalCat]

@@JustHereForCats awesome name lol

[@thebigoof5824]

@@JustHereForCatsMy kid would terrorize the cat and then try and blame the cat after I had warned him. You get scratched by the cat you’re chasing around you’re getting a bandaid and time out in my house.

[@JustHereForCats]

@@thebigoof5824 sounds perfectly reasonable… I definitely didn’t take it to heart. I’m quite the cat enthusiast, to this day 🤣🤣🤣 some people just need to learn the hard way

[@stayawayunited3744]

“Be gentle with the cat” “I am.” 😂 The way Ryan garnishes his offerings with moments like that, really demonstrates his comedy chops and elevates the experience here at Le Scrēn Ránt. The crème de La crème of culinary comedic displays, along with the satirical seasoning, sprinkled with superior skill, this competent Canadian will have you coming back for seconds (maybe hours), with no reservations.

[@louiswhite4395]

Loved tha... Uh be gentle with the cat please!

[@Atlas_Redux]

I don't understand how Ryan absolutely never fails year after year to be consistently hilarious. It's amazing.

[@richardmahn7589]

Where are his Loses???? He has to have some Ls!

[@jw8160]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience. He has over 17,000 clones to help him brainstorm ideas. (Note that count is based on data from awhile ago so the number of clones may be even higher now.)

[@migovas1483]

simplicity... not trying to build an empire over a youtube channel... is the right size, the right amount of content..

[@LightsJusticeZ]

Do you have a quest for me?

[@phoenixomega3641]

@@richardmahn7589 His Ls are when he forgets to post a vid.

[@paradinmusic]

I can’t believe Ryan put a moustache on a little kid and put him on as a judge. The dedication from both of them is truly commendable.

[@Dargonhuman]

I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly, Ryan invented a time machine and deaged himself back to a toddler wearing a fake mustache. He invented a world changing technology just for this skit.

[@EireHammer]

My son drinks water in that exact same way, drives me nuts but I do get a little chuckle out of it and his adorable smile afterwards always makes me happy!

[@JobiWan144]

As a parent of a toddler, I find this sketch to be the most relatable yet! It's exactly like this

[@petrmaly9087]

Pro tip: Let them pour ketchup on the food themselves. 95% problems solved right there.

[@morrigankasa570]

Another method is this: They get sent to bed with nothing & you keep reheating/re-serving the food until they eat it OR it spoils. Even beyond "Toddlerhood" that same rule applies.

[@MSte21]

@@morrigankasa570 Uh, no. This is a ticket to fucked up food neuroses later in life.

[@morrigankasa570]

@@MSte21 Not in my personal experience or in my siblings' experiences.

[@charleston1789]

@@morrigankasa570food safety guidelines recommend not reheating anything meat based more than twice and that can apply to other foods too

[@ashleypenn7845]

I've actually said before they should have a cooking show where the judge is, at random, some first grader. Like, sometimes you'll be cooking for an actual critic and sometimes it's just the cameraman's daughter right after a nap. And you'll never know which it is until after you finish cooking.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Now THAT would be a brilliant show that I would watch constantly!!!!! Every now and then, make it like an episode of *CHOPPED* where they have set ingredients that will have to please the judges, which are a real chef, a food critic, the first grader and a teenager!! 🤯

[@Dargonhuman]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Just call it "Impossible Mode"

[@bleeka325]

I would watch this and the reimagined chopped

[@resourceress7]

Or way past "nap overdue" 😮

[@hanzflackshnack1158]

I think it’d be impossible… food critics deny the fact that macaroni and cheese is delicious even though we all know it’s amazing…

[@mhomer89]

As a 30-ish man who still eats chicken tendies and freezer fries, I can confirm this is accurate.

[@explosu]

Hey be gentle with the cat over there

[@ocularpatdown]

Mid-50s here and chicky nuggies are a Plan C meal at our house.

[@ocularpatdown]

@@explosu😂

[@AlphaStoutland]

Chicken nuggets will never not be delicious.

[@satinfoil]

@explosu I AM.

[@KevinLHenderson]

I love the thought of him just teleporting over to the cat to hold it then teleporting back to the table when he's called like a hyperactive kid lol

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* LOL * * LOL. *

[@GreatCollapsingHrung]

As a father of two boys, I can confirm every part of this is accurate. And hilarious

[@richardmahn7589]

I don't know. As a father of four, that mustache looks a little off.

[@wta1518]

As someone who used to be a kid, the part with the cat is probably the most accurate.

[@WMFilms25]

As a father of just one, I have no room to complain to fathers of two or more.

[@timt5381]

As a father of none, I express my condolences and no regret because I am incapable of loving other human people already, and expect that expensive noisy humans who need total perfect 24hour care for years and would hate me for it would just be quite a lot, quite, a lot. Very much so.

[@moistnugget4147]

Cook a gourmet five star meal... "I want chicken nuggets!"

[@ashleytupper6049]

I’m only an aunt but the “try one bite as a favour to me” hit hard 😂😂

[@robertmcginty4146]

This was such a minor detail but I'm so pleased that Ryan included it. On every cooking show, whenever there is a pause, they try to create a moment of tension by doing the same cymbal crash. I watched the entire Hell's kitchen series with my wife and they did that seven or eight times per scene. She thought I was crazy for being annoyed by that to where I almost couldn't watch the shows anymore. I feel so seen right now.

[@starspeculation]

I'd recommend watching the older episodes of Kitchen Nightmares that were set in England. Not as many added music or sound effects. Hell, in one episode there was so little background noise I could actually hear the restaurant's air-conditioner.

[@RevyaAeinsett]

This isn't even a cooking show thing, it's just American television. Every single show does this, and even worse they all take from the same sound bank so it's the exact same five sounds repeated a thousand times to artificially create tension. American television just becomes completely unwatchable once you start paying attention to it.

[@robertmcginty4146]

It does seem to be in a lot of reality shows, but it seems especially egregious in cooking shows. We watched World's Worst Cook and it was done to death there. I also got annoyed the other night watching this true crime show and the victim did this female Wilhelm scream that is in EVERY DAMN SHOW. It's like nobody else has ever recorded a woman screaming before.

[@CodeguruX]

Yeah, no. See this is a realization, by you, that your wife is bat shit crazy and made you watch a stupid and horrible thing because maybe you still wanted sexual favors from her at the time. I can't fathom whether you still would want to stick any part of you inside her at the moment, but yes it is a terrible tactic of stupid and horrible reality TV shows that have absolutely no redeeming qualities what-so-ever. Which is spot on for the genre, and women are dumb enough to watch 20 seasons of the god damn trash that it is. The question is, what did we learn today? You were lured into watching what essentially replaced soap operas while eliminating the sunken cost of production down to almost nothing. Basically some guy in a room at a computer using cheap video editing software trying to add flare to what was esentially a video taken by a cell phone.

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

Key and Peele have a great sketch about this

[@DerpyPossum]

Still looks more entertaining than half the cooking competitions out there tbh.

[@timothyjohnson5699]

...and the other half as well.

[@HariSeldon913]

They should do one where the judges are random people pulled off the street instead of pretentious rich famous chefs.

[@Fixwellmusic]

​@@HariSeldon913that would be cool

[@DS-ld8ns]

@@timothyjohnson5699 But that one time I cooked that one thing and the judge was like you did cereal really good. I was like thank you I made it myself. The cow and all.

[@gameking3278]

There are only two cooking competitions I actually enjoy watching in my spare time. They are Hell’s Kitchen and MasterChef. Gordon Ramsay’s tantrums never fail to make me laugh.

[@JackAyyyyeee]

"It's alright, it's okay, I want a popsicle now" Mood

[@Advo42069]

Bold of you to assume I don't still eat like a kid

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Two years ago on Thanksgiving, my son (an actual Chef) had a major event at his restaurant. I didn't feel up to going. I stayed home and, no joke, at an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with vanilla milk. It was the most amazing meal to me!!!

[@aina3387]

Yeah... as a single adult, I have a bag of chicken nuggets in my freezer for times when I don't feel like cooking dinner or going out to eat. But hey, it's protein!

[@MammaApa]

Fancy food usually sucks. The smaller the portion the worse the food.

[@KingNedya]

​@@MammaApa I agree, fancy food is overrated. I took a food preferences test for fun once, which split the food into Lower Class, Lower Middle Class, Middle Class, Upper Middle Class, and Upper Class. My results were a tiny bit of Upper Middle Class, a tiny bit of lower Middle Class, and then a bunch of Lower Class. i don't want anything expensive, just get me some chicken patties with pickles and BBQ sauce and I'm golden.

[@WolfyRagnarok]

My breakfast this morning was cashews, watermelon, beef jerky, and a glass of chocolate milk. It doesn't have to make sense.

[@handscrews9653]

This is the culinary equivalent to how adults act in retail stores

[@heatherhaven1268]

Seconded

[@Arkos_Sloth]

Thirded

[@urphakeandgey6308]

Or in food establishments. I've had middle-aged adults literally throw tantrums because "where's my pizza? I want my pizza NOW! NOW NOW NOW!" I'm not even exaggerating, that's almost what he said verbatim in a lobby full of customers. Like how do you live with being so cringe and immature?

[@RedEyedJEdi410]

This is basically dinnertime every night with my 3 year old lmao especially the "your cup of water is bigger than mine" part. No matter what, he always wants ours instead of his.

[@ahsanlake6291]

Weird, I let them know they can't leave until they finish their food and magically it gets eaten when boredom overrules being difficult

[@maaingan]

Tell him parents get bigger things because they have more responsibilities. If he wants a bigger cup, he has to take on more responsibility. Then you give him a bigger cup and make him water the plants or something lame and easy like that

[@carlrood4457]

You left out the part where they hold it in their mouth for 20 minutes and refuse to swallow. As a parent, I always found that bizarre since they just continue to taste the food they supposedly don't like.

[@37Jhian]

@@bucko993 this was pretty much my experience as a kid back then. My parents would make vegetable dishes that are either too sour or too bitter and as a kid back then I could remember that I had a gag reflex when attempting to eat one of those.

[@Ikajo]

​@@37JhianIt is pretty cruel to force children to eat a food item... especially if they show a negative reaction. I'm in my 30s and have started to realise I'm might have food sensitivities and allergies to several common foods. And haven't realised it until now. Food items I _liked_ and can't eat anymore. Imagine it being food you don't like and it being forced down your throat.

[@leeeel811]

As a kid I was one of those kids that held food that I didn't like in my mouth and would not swallow. Now as an adult I have no idea why I did what I did.

[@SuperSeriouslyJoking]

My daughter once held a bite of food she didn't like in her mouth for hours. We were on the way to the store few hours after dinner and I wondered why she was so quiet. Looked back to ask and she couldn't answer without being found out lol. Kids are so dumb.

[@MR-nl8xr]

"..and refuse to swallow." LOL

[@ClaytonPajot]

As a parent, the water bit got me bad and I nearly woke up my actual sleeping child trying to hold back a chortle

[@vdinh143]

I'm not a parent but when I saw him do that it brought back images of my nephews. I didn't even notice that my nephews did that or that it was weird, but when Ryan pointed it out I got spooked 😅

[@3nertia]

Thank you for legitimately using the word "chortle" :D

[@taboushy91]

@@3nertiathe word chortle is impossible to take seriously lol

[@3nertia]

@@taboushy91 Only if you don't read much :)

[@taboushy91]

@@3nertia people know what chortle means, its just silly sounding

[@adiemuller5422]

"Be gentle with the cat over there." "I am!" Somehow that was the part that hit closest to home. *sigh

[@wonker.]

That was an impeccable Gordon Ramsay impression

[@davidcornell4463]

F***! This guy is an idiot sandwich! Figured I'd add that so you get the authentic experience.

[@coralroper6876]

Except with a lot less cursing, apparently

[@dv9239]

​@@coralroper6876PC Ramsay

[@Dadofer1970]

@@dv9239 Monetized Ramsay

[@JMyoutube1]

This show would be better than almost anything on tv today. Make it happen, Ryan

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* Ryan. *

[@MonsieurFeshe]

"Your cup is bigger than mine, I want the big cup" FR 😭😭😭

[@RBL13]

This could be a whole series in itself! You forgot the part where they complain that they got the wrong color of plate.😂

[@austin.luther]

OMG YES! My daughters (9 and 6yo) still look at me like I'm an idiot if I dare to set the green and pink cups in front of the wrong person.

[@ryankohnenkamp8946]

There's never a bad reason to fit the cat into a sketch!

[@RibusPQR]

If it fits

[@TheKaiden59]

Im a parent with a toddler and a baby. This is my favorite sketch yet!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@hamjudo]

Has Ryan been babysitting, or has he actually become a parent? I was too sleep deprived during this phase of my children's lives to have formed accurate memories, but Ryan has accurately captured the general feel of the dinner time experience.

[@itsthegr8matt]

Well, one can say that Ryan has been babysitting... kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXOwfXt5a9SBsLs

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

The fact that I feel this way even as a non-parent (sleep deprivation, bad short-term memory) is the main thing keeping me from having kids. I appreciate parents reporting on their experiences.

[@my3dviews]

He has the kid with the weird teeth. Just watch all his videos. 😂

[@mj.ray0898]

@@EnniRocnot sure how old you are but most people in their early 30s (as Ryan and many of us are) can't remember specifics about being children. Half the time I need to do the math to remember my age these days, no chance of recalling what my mannerisms were back then 😂

[@thefoxfrenzy]

@@my3dviews BLOOD!

[@roy5815]

I half expected the cat to have Ryan's face. That'd be very jellicle.

[@FSBMystic]

I saw what you did there 😂

[@jellyfish.7421]

I wonder how long it took for Ryan to find all these people who have his face. That's dedication for youtube right there.

[@garanceadrosehn9691]

Speaking of cats, at the start of this I was thinking that the setup would also work for cats as the judge of the food. Cat owners get the super-fancy cat food, and then the cat sees it and refuses to eat it.

[@zom8680]

Or be like mine, a diva cat. Refuses to eat when people are looking at her but goddam if she don't devour it the moment you turn your back

[@CatMom-uw9jl]

@@zom8680Our older kitty is getting fussy about where he eats. Sometimes you have to take it to him under the bed, sometimes he wants it in the dining room instead of the kitchen, and sometimes he wants to dine al fresco on the patio 😂

[@darwinxavier3516]

Screw that noise. My cats live outdoors and will get mainly dry food. They love wet food and will teleport out of nowhere upon hearing the sound of the can. I make it clear to them that it is only a once in a while treat no matter how disappointed they seem when I give them dry. They look at me like "that's it?" and I tell them "eat it or the raccoons will".

[@TheKosstImogen]

Then there's my parents' two cats, who will act like they're being poisoned if you get them anything too "nice" 😂

[@ndibu]

Honestly this is the only channel where I'm bummed when there is no ad! Thank you Ryan for putting in so much effort in all your skits including the ads.

[@jw8160]

Yeah, it is like the ads are part of the sketch. It is jarring when they aren't there.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@jw8160 *"Hi there, Hello! I'm the Ad-stronaut here to talk about our new sponsor, Sandwich with a Pretty Big Pickle in It!"* 😁🤗

[@vincentlaw1415]

1:30 that was perfectly executed 😂

[@zoltankotra2212]

Ryan really just wanted to flex his cooking skills on us with this video.

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

As a kid, I genuinely ate so little that my doctor was concerned. As an adult... that is in no way a problem anymore.

[@quintespeed]

Same

[@Salsa_Shark]

So, you healed?

[@cattysplat]

As a kid I didn't drink much of anything at all. Now as an adult I have a small bladder yet expected to drink much for every celebratory event. Would not recommend.

[@captainmurphy4720]

DID PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT AND HOW THEY CANT LOSE WEIGHT CRITICIZE YOU FOR NOT EATING ENOUGH BETWEEN SIPS OF THEIR MAYONNAISE?

[@catbatrat1760]

@@cattysplat People who pressure you to drink are just being immature jerks. You have a right not to drink.

[@Undeveloped2091]

This is the perfect mixture of a very serious cooking show and my family's dinner

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

This is why the first cooking show that mandates the use of Lucky Charms in every plate will be unstoppable.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

😅🤣😅😂😆

[@iam3nd774]

That food looks so legit, maybe Ryan is secretly a good cook.

[@ThisOldSkater]

I believe those are Cheesecake Factory avocado egg rolls.

[@ZipherAmythest]

As someone who worked at the cheesecake factory for 8 years, those are definitely the cheesecake factory avocado eggrolls

[@my3dviews]

@@ThisOldSkater Did you have to ruin it for us? 😂

[@Vexy93]

@@ZipherAmythest As someone who have eaten food for the last 29 years I second that

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Him starting to cry is so funny lmao. Love this guys energy.

[@NoelMcGinnis]

Oh my god. We need this as a show IMMEDIATELY!

[@MarvelEnjoyer7]

Yeah, I think a show where a young kid, like, around 7 years old, judges professional chefs' dishes could be fun. It would win an award for like children's show of the year or something I don't know award names and stuff

[@resileaf9501]

Why isn't it a show already? This is the absolute best.

[@MB832]

Agreed!

[@resileaf9501]

@@MarvelEnjoyer7 Even better, don't tell the professional chefs that their food is going to be judged by a 7 years old. Make them think it's a serious cooking competition.

[@epicepicenter715]

We already have enough for your s€x tapes online we're good

[@fadingstarlight8]

As a parent, I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of how kids eat.

[@yoshibrothers9982]

You underestimate a grown man's ability to want chicken nuggets while he's trying to decide what he wants in the McDonald's drive thru.

[@BathTeth]

Just had my 3 and 4 year old nephews visiting over the weekend and man does this hit home. 😅

[@treefrogg]

Props to Ryan for hiring a real chef for this 2 minute bit

[@Dargonhuman]

And a real toddler.

[@serrano333]

this sums up exactly what i think of whenever people pull up to my restaurant and say "can i get 12 pieces of fried chicken, but only legs? we only eat the legs"

[@homerjneil]

I'm going through intense cancer treatments for the fifth time, and Ryan's videos give me joy each day when I watch them. He has such amazing acting ability, creativity, Swiss-watch timing, humor, and innovation. What a blessing.

[@mwenvlay]

sending you a hug.

[@homerjneil]

@@mwenvlay Thanks, you are so kind!

[@jw8160]

I hope the treatment is successful. I also prescribe Ryan George videos and Pitch Meeting videos as a supplementary treatment. 😋

[@homerjneil]

@@jw8160 Thanks, and that's a great prescription!

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Best wishes. Cancer sucks, but fingers crossed for you that your treatment goes well.

[@AndyB80808]

This is brilliant as usual, would love to see more acting like a child sketches, like if a construction worker is told he needs to put his tools away after work but acts like a child or if a professional chess player is losing a game and acts like a child 😂

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

That would get lame fast.

[@Gos1234567]

You are sad

[@AndyB80808]

Nice to see others coming up with ideas as well, answering KZbin comments like a child, good work 👍😂

[@j_g9109]

@@AndyB80808 lol! They must have liked your idea _a lot_ considering they appear to be children themselves... Actually, even children should be held at a higher standard than that. People who are unnecessarily rude to someone for no reason are pathetic, especially online- it’s cowardly because they know there are no actual repercussions [like a good punch to the face]. Do you think their self-esteem rose a bit after trying to taunt you, or did it just stay as low as it was in the first place? They’re the type of AH that scoffs and says “cringe” whenever someone is enjoying themselves. I thought those were great ideas. I pictured Ryan doing them and let out a little laugh snort lol. If I was genuinely amused by just the _thought,_ then I can confidently say that an *actual* skit would be pretty gd hilarious! Side note- Since tone is dang near impossible to read online, I want to clarify that I am being genuine. No sarcasm in this comment. 😊

[@AndyB80808]

@@j_g9109 lol, thx mate 👍 we can't all come up with comedy gold like Ryan does but it would be good to see more "acting like a child" sketches, I am glad you get my point of view and even happier you got a little chuckle out of it, I would imagine that they did get a self esteem boost from their comments but each to their own lol, I am still hoping that Ryan gets noticed by a TV company and maybe starts a sketch show like "the fast show" or "Harry Enfield and chums" both of which are well worth taking a look at and seeing if you agree, take care and all the best to you 👍

[@nocturnalguardian]

Ngl this is PEAK comedy, there's a rhythm to the way Ryan talks 😂😂😂

[@coderdbd]

This is too accurate. We just had some friends of my kid over (7 year olds). The table was full with cake, pastry, cupcakes and a lot of food. Even a Venezuelan mom of one of the kids sent "tequeños". They only ate potato chips, nuggets and sandwiches. I'll be having cake for breakfast all week now.

[@Mjlovesupersoakers77]

If I were one of those kids I’d be going for the cake, man!😂

[@Somnogenesis]

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it... 🍰🍰🍰

[@Dargonhuman]

Hey, why not? Cake has eggs, flour, milk... put some sliced fruit on the frosting and some bacon on the side and you've got yourself a balanced breakfast.

[@Cha-Khia]

@@Dargonhuman A bit to much sugar, but it is otherwise not terrible.

[@Dargonhuman]

@@Cha-Khia Putting imitation maple syrup (aka maple flavored liquid sugar) onto pancakes or waffles adds the same amount of sugar and let's not even talk about what's in a bowl of cartoon mascot cereal. If those are considered "acceptable" then I see no reason why cake can't be.

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Now I just imagining Chef #2 just patiently waiting for Chef #1 to finish his childish tantrum and thinking: "I can top that"

[@IsaacWassom]

Here's something my son once told me: "Dada, I have something to tell you. (dramatic pause) So here's the deal. Eating THIS SOUP (points) is NOT... one of my OPTIONS."

[@snackbarqueen]

This is 1000 % accurate as to how meal times go with my 2 toddler grandsons, right down to the promise of watching Ms. Rachel 😁 She is like the Elvis or The Beatles of the toddler world lol 😂 great job Ryan my man !

[@obscurum6]

You have grandchildren but didn't see the same behaviour in your own children? 🤔

[@thesithofearth3617]

@@obscurum6 probably means currently

[@WritingInEnglish100]

The cat was the best part! I vote for more cameos by the cat!

[@bcgibson22]

This is even funnier now that you're a dad. Congrats btw!

[@lebowskithor]

This skit makes me want an entire video of just Ryan crushing food in his fist while he laughs maniacally

[@Leenapanther]

I work for a anti food waste company. We sell bakery products for one additional day. All that's left over at the end of the day becomes biogas. After 8 1/2 hours of work, it can be fun to squish and crush the different creams and doughs together (with gloves of course).

[@Drew-bc7zj]

You may have a "squat cobbler" fetish. (Better Call Saul reference)

[@joewilson3393]

I know adults like this. Heck, my 75 year old mother in law complains when my wife gets adventurous with cooking.

[@Sky-CladObserver]

Ah yes, if... What a hilarious and completely hypothetical premise

[@theladyamalthea]

I freaking loved this! How is Ryan so insightful about children-I-mean-chefs when he doesn’t have any yet?

[@semyprecious]

I agree, but wonder if there were siblings? Also, it's hard to get through life without seeing a tantrum in a Walmart a few (hundred) times.

[@SarahMichelle777]

Because Ryan is a genius.

[@nerinablais6623]

My guess, he most likely has relatives with young children and/or he's done a lot of babysitting at some point in his life.

[@An1hony]

I love when I accidentally forget about this channel and now i have like 50 videos to watch by you

[@efi3825]

I sure hope they managed to finish filming while these avocado bites were still fresh, because they look fantastic.

[@recoveringsoul755]

Apparently they're available from the cheesecake factory

[@electricspider2267]

found the mungo

[@RednocNivert]

NO THEY LOOK YUCKY

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

I have no words to describe how hard I laughed!!!!!!! We definitely need a full length show of judges crying because they can't get chicken nuggets. 😅🤣😆🤣😂😅

[@JamesMaddison-pz5jl]

I still eat like a kid. 😂 being an adult is awesome. I can eat pizza and ice cream whenever i want. 😂

[@SwordOdOdin]

as someone who's been working with children a lot, I can't stress enough how accurate this is :D

[@TheMarionick]

This is more entertaining than any cooking show out there.

[@asentex9862]

This moment you realize Ryan has always been a child

[@프레디khjfreddy]

I can’t believe Ryan actually prepared the food which looked pretty decent

[@blindbrad4719]

He still spat it out though so…

[@recoveringsoul755]

Another comment said those were avocado rolls from the cheesecake factory

[@Kaefer1973]

It doesn't seem that complicated, but sure, it's proably is one step above the absolute rookie level of "just spicing and heating some stuff and mybe make some gravy".

[@blindbrad4719]

@@jzsbff4801 😂

[@Teelirious]

Your creation of a addictive comedy niche that only you can fill is a beautiful and admirable thing. It's both insanely difficult and wildly commendable to be unique in a world built on sampling. Bravo, sir.

[@Target850]

The part with the water is so relateable, my kids are almost suffocating in the glass of water when at the table and then they are like i'am not hungry anymore. But if there is no food around and its really hot and they sweat alot they take just one little sip.....my dog seems to be more intelligent than the kids.

[@BoojieD]

Props to the kid for actually wanting to read a book

[@Phantom-hy2ix]

Too funny Ryan. You've got the acting like a child down pat 😅

[@cheesesentience]

That "I AMM" is just perfect

[@StoriesAndMemesAndStuff]

All that was needed was him asking for ketchup.

[@JimmyDrumTech]

As a parent to a 3 year old, i hollered at this skit!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CooperDooper38]

"If adults ate like children" That's just me. I eat like a child because I'm incredibly picky.

[@gameschadwick]

This is amazing. I’ve got a three year old and this is spot on. I also have 2 cats and 2 dogs so “be gentle” is said a lot in this house.

[@Jacob-WD40]

Dang, Ryan's acting is just amazing! To be able to accurately play the role of both a child, a chef, and a cat? Incredible.

[@BraePerry]

Ryan George is one of the best KZbinrs

[@TheDobbyDigital]

Incredibly realistic cat costume from Ryan. And very impressive VFX to get Ryan to hold cat-costume Ryan so believably

[@Cationna]

I really appreciate that Ryan took the absolute funniest possible route with this AND avoided getting vile towards his subject matter altogether. Another comedian would absolutely make this video about hating kids and how much "trouble" they are, Ryan just treats them like people, like he would any other group he looks at. But I have never yet clicked on Ryan's video and found it spiteful towards people (/animals/things ig) he portrays, or getting political, or going the expected, obvious way. He's always original, free of prejudice, loving towards humanity and all its weird, weird behaviours, and hilarious in a unique way. He's an amazing observer, and his perspective is always, idk, wholesome, as he's pointing out existential absurdities rather than chasing a joke regardless of its expense. I can't put it in words like it deserves to, but i live for this vibe, it's so refreshing, leaves me happy to be sharing this planet with other silly humans. (Reminds me of Strange Planet comics that way, although the humour is very uniquely Ryan obviously). I just, i really appreciate i can trust Ryan to make an absolute banger every time. ❤️

[@someone24688]

Well said

[@ColtonAndScarlet]

Using the word “Yucky” is truly the cherry on top 😂

[@wsteelix1922]

I always think about this being what chefs on reality TV are really thinking behind the scenes

[@carolinemarieanderson]

0:52 me to my food therapist during exposure sessions 😂

[@You_took_my_crutches_away]

😂😂😂lol😂

[@LauDor08]

This reminds me of when I'm watching the fancy unidentifiable food on Top Chef. I'm like, can they just make a cheeseburger or macaroni and cheese? Lol.

[@IsaoSoichiro]

I've loved every video of yours, but my god did this have me actually laughing out loud. So freaking good.

[@paigemalloy4276]

This man has obviously studied children in their natural habitat. Impressive level of dedication to his craft 👍✨ This one is officially my new favorite

[@TheKenchanx]

Hol'up...