If All Quiet on the Western Front was a British Film

[@SquireComedy]

I tried to think of a witty comment to stick down here, but all of a sudden, I don't feel well enough to think of one. Can somebody come up with something for me? Also, share this video with your partner, It'll go down well. Probably. In addition, go do and have a look at these wonderful miniature model guns from Goat Guns, they're awfully good: goatguns.com/

[@happydog_69]

It’s is true does guns are good

[@ghostythe117]

@Squire, Welp, there goes my plans for Christmas

[@justin7253]

How did he comment on this 11 minutes ago when this video was posted 2 mins ago

[@Murderhoboh]

the lotr ad was awesome btw

[@SquireComedy]

​@@justin7253 because I can comment before release!

[@quno5174]

Great video, and even better German. “Dirtish Britishe Tic-tacen” was a personal highlight.

[@wbertie2604]

A satire on Dad's Army?

[@sethduncan7095]

It was perfect nothing but perfection

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

I liked the "Tic Tac" line, too.

[@osprey7161]

“Medic I’ve lost an arm” “Can’t you see I have a serious case of man flue” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tespri]

To be fair he knew the armless guy was lost case but manflu wasn't.

[@timmy6890]

Lol

[@michaeldemetriou1399]

@@Tespri The doctor was wrong. The only people to recover from ManFlu are those who are wrongly diagnosed, what they had was not ManFlu, but instead slight indigestion and headache caused by being poisoned with ethanol, Germans include ethanol in malt drinks still to this day. Back to my point the doctor was wrong he should have sent them both packing and put his feet up, they were both a lost cause.

[@stupit467]

Those subtitles at the German trenches were not for those who don't speak German They're here for those who do

[@vvr881]

😂😂....Forken Brilliant mate

[@jonernuts]

It had me in tears

[@Radi8e]

Sounds a lot more like dutch

[@monibrehm4403]

@@Radi8e that's what I thought as well😅

[@johnpyefinch3454]

Dankeschön

[@hansmeier3530]

As a german, I am appalled to see how three foreigners speak flawless german whilst us natives struggle with it. Why, I could not even understand everything they said!

[@mrmicksteel1213]

Sehr sad machen

[@Megafragger_]

As an American, the same thing applies to us

[@ThePixelated_kris]

@@Megafragger_Fr you go south and everything Changes

[@feefreyer8506]

WAST AS FACK

[@makkypakky]

Wow, that’s funny, cause I’m a pure-blooded Kiwi and I could understand every word! Huh, wonder how that works.

[@LouisPhillipsNZ]

I loved these reenactments, they are quite high quality for the goofiness of the script

[@VikingTeddy]

They're always a treat (though they do sometimes tend to drag on waaay too long imo). And even the adverts are always entertaining :)

[@theamazingengineer1901]

Nothing like a new Squire video to help after a particularly awful Physics assessment! Huzzah!

[@defectedclone6649]

I also had a physics assessment too so I can relate

[@i_basl]

Or any assessment:)

[@taakofromtv150]

Same here but Spanish

[@sam-bf4lt]

I also had a physics test as well

[@averyrandomperson9510]

Good luck!

[@mst3kguy754]

As a german, currently dying from man-flu myself, all i have to say is ... I KNEW IT! IT WERE THE DAM TOMMYS ALL ALONG! Joking aside, this was excactly, what i just needed. The laughter even opened up my sinusses .... probably. Greetings from Germany.

[@SquireComedy]

Sounds like a bad case. Take many days off the frontline, soldier.

[@maxbutzki5820]

And i thought the männergrippe is a pure german phenomenon.

[@TakaD20]

Was das Fuck?! Get backen to wörken!

[@NoFalseMetal562]

The new camera looks great

[@mst3kguy754]

@@TakaD20 JAWOLL, HERR KOMMANDANT!

[@RexsHangar]

I am currently suffering from this so-called "man flu", how dare you call me out in such a hilarious manner. I shall be writing to the Hague.

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers Rex, keep up the good work

[@Musabre]

One of your best. I cracked at "Alarm!..-en" and all the goofy german speech haha

[@hunterandre6360]

I always like seeing more of your skits especially WW1 themed skits I love WW1 based media and researching this war

[@SubaruPieter]

WW1 is really underrepresented compared to WW2. Glad to see it here quite often

[@unorthodoxpickle7014]

As a non-German, I'd say you nailed the German accent

[@masonharvath-gerrans832]

The German section alone had me giggling. My first thought was "They're going to do it with faux German", aren't they?

[@BumChops]

I say, there's nothing quite like a new Squire video to brighten your day! Especially if he does one set in Hiroshima...

[@DouglasMacD]

Or Nagasaki

[@johnpyefinch3454]

I personally want to see him deversify to different time periods or wars instead of just the great wars from the early modern period. Napoleonic squire Should exist all the way!

[@janr.2692]

I was just rewatching your older videos and all of a sudden stumble upon this gem, perfect coincidence. Thank you guys. ❤

[@Davebowman.1968]

it came out 2 months ago?

[@tacticalsocialist8060]

"Was das fuck?!" was my favorite quote from this video

[@typical5934]

9:10 my favourite part of the video, actually burst out laughing at that one 😂😂

[@filmandfirearms]

To be fair, many curse words in European languages these days are lifted directly from English, so I could see a German saying that

[@tba113]

I am in awe of your flawless German. Brilliant!

[@podemosurss8316]

You Sir, are the comedic heir to Blackadder Goes Forth. You deserve my praise.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks - Though I wouldn't go that far!

[@podemosurss8316]

@@SquireComedy I would go that far. Or at least I would try to go that far, and then I would get mauled by enemy machinegun fire as soon as I got into range.

[@olivercollins2165]

These videos I swear I say it every time but just get better and better, the comedy perfect, yet sheds the light in the story’s perfectly Simply incredible keep it up!!!

[@yveaux500]

The “genglish” spoken by the Germans is spot on. “Was das fuck!” Brilliant.

[@legostopmotion888]

Man that’s how you should speak German! Lol This was hilarious

[@Someonethatyouysedtoknowlol]

Squire casually making Better films than Hollywood

[@jellybean4049]

The only Channel that I don't skip the Advertisements!

[@mattBLACKpunk]

4:05 I love love love the intonation on the 'since you've been here'

[@FranksMuseumOfGaming]

Cooper is brilliant, more of him please sir

[@SquireComedy]

This is only Alex's 4th ever appearance, so we'll try and get him in more!

[@FaezGhani]

I wish more people actually knows about your channel, Squire. These skits are hilarious

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, jolly kind.

[@alibokhari2155]

Extremely loud on the eastern front

[@SquireComedy]

That's very good. Wish I'd done THAT video, now.

[@Funny-m8h]

All loud on the African southern kamers campaign

[@KarlPHorse]

Lol, there actually was a fun fact I heard once about how the Australians constantly screamed and chanted on the front line to keep themselves pumped. I think we found whose making all that racket. XD

[@Shamonevr]

It's extremely loud on the eastern BACK

[@DarthSmall352]

I swear this is one of, if not the funniest channels on yt, love the videos Squire!!!

[@mariokuppers5686]

Aaaah this well documentet case of Biological Warfare at the Somme in early 1916. Never thought that somebody makes a high quality documentary out of it. 12 out of 10 👍

[@douglasjones2570]

You guys are great. Your videos are so much fun! Thank you!

[@johnbender5356]

in a world where comedy is becoming scarce , you guys are refreshing. hilarious

[@KleinesStein]

0:33 is a reference to the film 1917, if I am not mistaken. If it was just coincidence then it is a bloody lovely one. Cheers Squire!

[@causal9873]

I've loved seeing the video quality grow over the years.

[@rowena1097]

I saw you guys last weekend, didn't say hello but it made my day! 😊

[@philandrews7384]

Nothing bad as Squire making best videos and funny videos for us

[@MikhailTukachevsky]

Damn, it's a good day everytime squire posts.

[@therealevilmudbug]

The only problem with Squire videos is that there isn't enough of them

[@johnpyefinch3454]

That's a quote from Churchill Right?

[@therealevilmudbug]

@@johnpyefinch3454 I don't think so, but it wouldn't surprise me

[@thespacedogster8869]

Very relaxing, tooke me back to my time in Verdun.

[@ilovewarw2]

We love you Squire!

[@aldibag1]

Can we appreciate the miniscule details... Royal Army Medical Corps uniforms and caps and the badges are perfect. Mad respect from me.

[@hoosierpatriot2280]

You guys are hilarious! Glad to see your growing too! More people.

[@IronwarriorPerty]

Always the best video upload of the day

[@professorb34r]

These videos are what keep me going each day

[@Alopex1]

Biological warfare at its finest :D Keep up the great work chaps! BTW, even as a native German speaker, I found the Denglish hilarious 😛

[@Asterarchive89]

I like the fact that they went out of there way to get a ph gas hood. Like the attention to detail

[@RollerCoasterLineProductions]

Fridays are better when Squire drops a new video

[@WGB_Boardgamebros]

You guys are pretty good at german for British people. (Also, it's pretty funny)

[@veryrancid3128]

This is super high quality!

[@nintendofan1749]

"Was das fuck!" Lmao I'm using this from now on. Cheers, Squire!

[@SquireComedy]

No worries! Thanks for watching!

[@astonrichardson5288]

“Was das fock!” 😂 Awesome stuff chaps

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers lad!

[@astonrichardson5288]

@@SquireComedy will you be attending Tiger Day? :) Be amazing to meet you!

[@mrc4912]

Calling these places where combatants died horrifically as 'fronts', was pretty much of an understatement, given the millions who died in rat-infested trenches that smelled of the vapors of combat who didn't even understand why they were there, isolated from their loved ones and families. The poem about the poppies of Flander's Field scarcely does justice to the horrific nature of how these people died, many being claimed by infections and disease instead of the swift deliverance of a bullet...

[@bobhawkboss6936]

The only channel i have notifications turned on for.

[@dark_disciple]

I find it so funny how you used the same music style as in the movie

[@SupkevGaming420J]

Another great quality video! I love these so much

[@braydengarrett4164]

that was really Funny, great job, hope you get back to feeling better

[@den_burr_the_penguin9210]

Go on chap! Keep up the jolly old content!

[@lsbc9666]

Thanks for the birthday present squire!

[@jediknight129]

That's a LOT of Battle Jerkins, gods I love that bit of kit.

[@Cl0udPvP]

Nothing like a historically accurate Squire video to fill the void!

[@Sc0tt_e]

Thank you for blessing us squire

[@codycorippo5974]

There’s not a better day then when squire posts a ww1 video

[@maximeleblanc3451]

great video as always

[@larryalvares1369]

I like how you guys actually put on the PH helmets the right way

[@the88tench3]

Brilliant! Now this deserves an Oscar

[@thehistoadian]

As someone who is just getting over being sick, this is accurate

[@biggiemongusmemethief7714]

"medic, I've lost my arm" He calmy says as if it's a standard incident

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

The CoD Zombies scream sound effect would have been hilarious if used at the end there...

[@sleepybee6408]

The fact you made an entire trench for one video is crazy, nice job

[@JustACoffeeCup]

i don’t think they did the trench, I think some people rent trenches for reenactments I guess. Idk don’t take my word.

[@Argaia]

Gold! Excellent. Thanks guys

[@justaminiguy6554]

Loving the WW1 videos yall are doing!

[@sarahEmeyers17]

LMAO!!!! " Always keep it above your head" processed to drop dead 😂

[@TitanTrigger]

"Was das fok!?" ...immediately subscribed. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheZamaron]

Great ad. If Legolas had a machine gun or assault rifle he'd be using them like a fast shooting sniper rifle gettig perfect headhsot while surfing down a flight of stair on a shield.

[@rayshiffer5026]

This is one of the better videos

[@urmo345]

That "german" sounded so genuine XD

[@pariahdog6703]

😆😆❤❤❤ No one else does a sponsor insert as well as Squire. :P

[@germansoldier465]

Yay! Cooper's back! But as always, he dies sadly.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Kind of like Kenny.

[@The_4811]

I COULD NOT STOP LOUGH-ING AT THE ENDING LOL

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Glad to see poor old Cooper keeps hopping the twig with headshots. Two videos in a row. Third one will make it a tradition. Native-speaker level of German, right there.

[@AUSSIEFORLIFE-l]

I love the music from the moive on Netflix all quiet on the western front germany vs France but this time its Britain vs Germany

[@loyalpiper]

This felt like a day on drugs in glasgow's ambulance control room. Even though I've got no clue what that's like.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Sounds like a question for Lazer pig or Big Mooney.

[@tdkreturns-batcavepictures1224]

You guys ability to speak German is hilarious! XD

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, you can tell we've done GCSE German.

[@PMCKnivesAndTools]

I feel personally attacked by this episode. As i sit shivering in my duvet.

[@steam_guy_]

I love your videos

[@audiemurphy1925]

This is honestly better than the actual film that came out last year

[@phil3114]

lol, got a good laugh over this. One thing though, "Männergrippe" is a thing in Germany, missed opportunity here ;)

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Perfect way to end a hard day

[@SquireComedy]

Man flu may prevent a hard day tomorrow.

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

@@SquireComedy man flu hasn't existed in Ireland since 1922, little known fact. Instead we have what's known as "wicked bad all together"

[@Gray-Wolf-024]

I'm surprised you guys found Gewehr 98s I've been looking all over one of those.

[@michaeldemetriou1399]

The best line is "I almost got sick, and I dribbled into the toilet a bit"

[@SquireComedy]

It's happened to all of us...

[@michaeldemetriou1399]

@@SquireComedy Yes indeed, and we are all every jack man of us very brave.

[@captainkrazee7726]

0:10 “Roll Credits”

[@Highice007]

"I suppose he could have done he could have done it from the start." Ha! 😂 I wonder if Bill making pew pew noises, and being told they do the sound effects In post, was a call back to Brian Blessed excitedly explaining how that happened to him on the set of Flash Gordan.

[@drpeterc12]

I have only just noticed it........Great video title....hahaha

[@windbuster]

Who remembers when it was called “All coughin on the western front”?

[@shorthistory1912]

Yes

[@oscarfutter8234]

Amazingly funny video.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks Oscar!

[@delta9549]

Great video old chap!

[@RomanumChristum]

Nothing like a squire video after being rejected

[@keesvanwesterop2954]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee,a new squire vid finally

[@ilikeidoit]

This is a much better version than the original witch I just watched

[@coops1964]

Absolutely brilliant