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If Atheists Went to Heaven

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DarkMatter2525

DarkMatter2525

14 жыл бұрын

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All your favorite atheists meet God...
And they got a few bones to pick.
/ aronra
/ azrienoch
/ bionicdance
/ c0ct0pusprime
/ factvsreligion
/ ghostofdayinperson
/ nykytyne2
/ philhellenes
/ profmth
/ vogterviking
This just about sums it up:
"It would take a sick bastard to enjoy heaven while people are burning in hell."
~Nykytyne2
If you believe in heaven and hell, do you dismiss God's tyrannical treatment of others because you "love" Him, or because you're chicken shit? It's time to grow a backbone and realize that it's just a myth.
Fun facts: it took over 200 files, 25GB of info, to create this animation. Mrs.DarkMatter plays one of the religious nuts at the beginning. The story was by DarkMatter, but everybody pitched in with some great extra lines. Oh, and Azrienoch's wee wee is probably perfectly adequate.
This was a worldwide collaboration: Texas, Maryland, Washington, Florida, Philadelphia, Canada, England, New York, and Denmark.

Пікірлер: 16 000
@firekillerxx
@firekillerxx 7 жыл бұрын
The old KZbin , my god
@TheSpicyPotatoe
@TheSpicyPotatoe 7 жыл бұрын
This is offensive in 2016 !!! Triggereddd
@Strawhat_Kal
@Strawhat_Kal 7 жыл бұрын
L
@jackson-zo8pt
@jackson-zo8pt 7 жыл бұрын
aye, audrey! love that girl
@rapidodude4181
@rapidodude4181 7 жыл бұрын
4:06 Well fuck me with a carrot!
@tulparid
@tulparid 6 жыл бұрын
halor3con999 same
@gulgul877
@gulgul877 7 жыл бұрын
In the Islamic version you get to hear the people in hell suffering to remind you how lucky you are in heaven
@khalidmard5055
@khalidmard5055 7 жыл бұрын
Yep and can't wait for that. And that is for people who wrong you as revenge.
@adognamedcat13
@adognamedcat13 7 жыл бұрын
David Israel or you could just forgive them? like a so called "good person " would do
@matthewnickolas4706
@matthewnickolas4706 7 жыл бұрын
In a died out religion (i forget it's name) you can actually do that! The sinner would suffer for a year then the victim has a chance to forgive him and if he forgives the sinner joins the others if not the sinner goes back to suffer for another year...
@theragingcyclone
@theragingcyclone 7 жыл бұрын
You put it incorrectly. Here is the correct version: In the Islamic "myths" you get to hear the people in hell suffering to remind you how lucky you are in heaven.
@stephenwaldron4213
@stephenwaldron4213 6 жыл бұрын
wtf
@Silver-nm2if
@Silver-nm2if 6 жыл бұрын
"I cant even kill myself to get out of this" hahhaha this scares me
@annvik3772
@annvik3772 4 жыл бұрын
Truuuee, one of the most problematic things abt heaven.
@lukecrawford1215
@lukecrawford1215 4 жыл бұрын
I don't even know how to kill myself now in this life now ...... sad
@Silver-nm2if
@Silver-nm2if 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukecrawford1215 thats easy. If u want a slow death, go outside without a mask and breathe in everyones sneeze and hope that youll get covid 19. Then stay at home where youll die a slow and painfull death. If u want a quick one, i dont know how. Cuz even a gun to your head can go horribly wrong. Ive seen documentaries where someone shot herself on the face and still lived. Shes alive now and faceless. Any other methods of suicide is just long and painfull.
@lukecrawford1215
@lukecrawford1215 4 жыл бұрын
@@Silver-nm2if yea I've tried swallowing my meds but I just throw them up , if I had a gun I'd do it on the top of my head so it goes down but I don't know where to get one cause we have strict rules on guns And covid only has a 0.0008% to kill if your young so people are idiots believing covid is bad , but thanks anyway
@Silver-nm2if
@Silver-nm2if 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukecrawford1215 oh youre one of those people. Okay, good luck with your suicidal thoughts. Do whatever makes you feel better. Its your life, do whatever you want.
@azamora2791
@azamora2791 7 жыл бұрын
God doesn't have a god, therefore he is an atheist. God is an atheist and made us in his image so we are atheists.
@pinheadlarry1977
@pinheadlarry1977 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy6588 atheist=someone who doesn't believe in a creator God doesn't believe someone created him Therefore god is an atheist
@cullenhorne4825
@cullenhorne4825 5 жыл бұрын
God believing in himself is just narcissism
@georgehiscott700
@georgehiscott700 5 жыл бұрын
It's weird how that kind of makes sense to me
@pgkhan3858
@pgkhan3858 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously bro... you sound dumb asf
@pgkhan3858
@pgkhan3858 5 жыл бұрын
Seven deadly Sins tell me about it right
@robonthecob6920
@robonthecob6920 9 жыл бұрын
If God was truly "all good" then why doesn't he just give all his creations eternal happiness to begin with? Why'd He have to even create the concepts of evil and suffering?
@exxxeme
@exxxeme 9 жыл бұрын
the point is god really doesn't exist. PERIOD
@robonthecob6920
@robonthecob6920 9 жыл бұрын
***** Well he created Satan, and since he is all-knowing, he knew Satan would create evil and suffering but didn't give a shit. Also, if he's all good, wouldn't he try to abolish Satan's creations?
@robonthecob6920
@robonthecob6920 9 жыл бұрын
***** First off, that would mean he's not all-knowing. Second off, how the fuck is Satan's power rival to the creator of the universe? And lastly, I'm pretty sure he created Satan after Adam and Eve.
@robonthecob6920
@robonthecob6920 9 жыл бұрын
***** I thought God was omnipotent and all-powerful?
@robonthecob6920
@robonthecob6920 9 жыл бұрын
***** No there isn't. He's "God." It's either he isn't all-powerful, isn't all-good, or he just doesn't exist.
@_chew_
@_chew_ 8 жыл бұрын
This video reminded me of the days when the subscribe button was yellow and there was a star based rating system instead of likes...
@user-fy1nq3nf1q
@user-fy1nq3nf1q 6 жыл бұрын
TheShadowOfMadness The good ol days.
@treybenson6550
@treybenson6550 6 жыл бұрын
TheShadowOfMadness indeed
@treybenson6550
@treybenson6550 6 жыл бұрын
TheShadowOfMadness gbb
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 6 жыл бұрын
'Member when you could Dislike a comment and actually see it happen? Oh, I 'member...
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 5 жыл бұрын
Simon: Oh, yes, I do remember that, too. Lots of changes since then.
@hidragon.3096
@hidragon.3096 4 жыл бұрын
"I have 50,000 years of monopoly planned." Makes sense, thats how long normal games take to finish.
@gageduke7652
@gageduke7652 7 ай бұрын
Damn house rules!!
@dwo356
@dwo356 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Aron just takes charge
@user-rn5dl6tf8r
@user-rn5dl6tf8r 4 жыл бұрын
@aaron bacchus You're also aron
@user-rn5dl6tf8r
@user-rn5dl6tf8r 4 жыл бұрын
@aaron bacchus Sharing is caring - Karl Markx
@abdel-ilahabdallah2012
@abdel-ilahabdallah2012 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of adjectives and adverbs
@heroicpower3479
@heroicpower3479 3 жыл бұрын
@@abdel-ilahabdallah2012 can you tell me what would've have happened if azrienoch didn't tie up jeffery at 8:46? What would have jeffery said and what would've have happened next?
@_ronaldanthony3361
@_ronaldanthony3361 3 жыл бұрын
but uses alot of English 😅😅😂,, which is fine,. totally fine.. at least God didn't go like 'what's that supposed to mean'
@NiteRacer
@NiteRacer 7 жыл бұрын
It is a good thought. How can people enjoy heaven with God when he sent some of your loved ones (and billions of others) to burn in hell for eternity
@gogmarinov
@gogmarinov 7 жыл бұрын
That obviously makes no sense - henceforth we need another theory. To me it currently seems that it is not about where a human gets sent, it is about where he chooses to go. And that choice is made every single day. I think there is a God and he offers everyone a path to Him - following your conscience. Of course, there are many other emotions to follow...
@isaakvandaalen3899
@isaakvandaalen3899 7 жыл бұрын
Unless you're a psychopath. What about people who are literally unable to feel certain emotions? Why would God allow something like that?
@gogmarinov
@gogmarinov 7 жыл бұрын
Isaak van Daalen One of the age-old questions. I cannot fully and accurately answer it. But I think one can steadily advance towards the desired understanding. Firstly, one has to realize that the life we are born into has rules and circumstances (both explicit and implicit) that every human being is subject to and no human being has set or can alter. Then, it is important to accept the fact that you, as a human being, have limitations and that you cannot hope to immediately and fully understand those concepts - that took (possibly) infinite wisdom to conceive. If you want to expand your understanding you have to replace the engine of your questioning from "what is the immediate explanation that will satisfy my desires" to "why things are and have to be the way they are". I believe that life, all its ups and downs are there for reason - to benefit us. Otherwise we are being subjected on a daily basis to negativity without any higher purpose - to me that possibility renders life meaningless and hence is of no constructive value. I will give you my answer (speculation) to your question through the more fundamental one - Why does suffering exist in the first place? There needs to be a reason for it. I think it has to do with the notion of choice. Lets assume humans have free will. If suffering did not exist, all choices could only possibly be between different degrees of positivity. You cannot even have a "cost" attached to some of the choices, because it is a negative effect on oneself. So this would render choices trivial, without meaningful impact, ultimately meaningless. If we are to look at the choices we make in our everyday lives, we will notice that the ones that we are proud of are when we sacrifice our own comfort for the sake of a greater good. (I wanted to give examples here, but I think it is best if you think about it yourself, because you know best what would be a good example in your life) Do you agree? It turns out that the meaningful choices are when we decide whether to bear a piece of suffering ourselves, or to delegate it to someone else. We came to the notion of forgiveness - when you are the victim of someone's wrongdoing, you often have a choice too - to seek revenge (to cause further suffering), or to absorb it (more painful for you, but closing the negative cycle). It turns out that every time we face hardship we are actually given the opportunity to become something more. Regarding to the question "Why would God allow something like that" - psychopaths, illnesses, suffering - you have to also consider the fact that only the existence of God could justify the existence of suffering - because otherwise suffering is pointless, something that should not be there, and life - much less meaningful (if not completely meaningless). Thanks for reading!
@isaakvandaalen3899
@isaakvandaalen3899 7 жыл бұрын
Gog Marinov One of the Age Old fallacies. Don't get me wrong, on the surface you make a good argument, but if you actually examine what it means we find it's flawed. "Otherwise we are being subjected on a daily basis to negativity without any higher purpose - to me that possibility renders life meaningless and hence is of no constructive value." Yes, as an Atheist I do believe that there is suffering and that it is meaningless. I do not believe that Life is meaningless. Without a god, I spend my life searching for ways of improving the world for others, and for myself. To say that we need God to have meaning to our lives is honestly a bit insulting to all of us who aren't religious, as every time you say it you're implying that we have no meaning, that we are lost, and that we are generally miserable without some big cosmic daddy judging our every move. This is not the case. If it's the meaning of life you're after, examination of it over centuries has concluded this: "Make more." As long as an organism is capable of creating copies of itself, it is life. Viruses, the simplest form of life that we know of, are not conscious beings. They do not recognize their own existence, they are simply biological computers, responding to stimuli and chemical reactions. Do they believe in a God? They don't even believe in themselves. So do Viruses have no meaning in life? Clearly they do otherwise they wouldn't be around today. As an Atheist it's up to you to apply meaning to your life, in whichever way you find best suits you. "Lets assume humans have free will. If suffering did not exist, all choices could only possibly be between different degrees of positivity. You cannot even have a "cost" attached to some of the choices, because it is a negative effect on oneself." This statement starts with not one, but two assumptions. 1. Humans do have free will. I actually am inclined to agree, but as of yet there is no actual proof, just philosophy really. 2. Suffering does not exist. It does. Nevertheless, I understand and respect the point you are trying to make. Regardless, the argument is logically flawed. Some people in the world suffer more than others. If what you were saying were true, we would expect all disease to simply cause a lot of pain, but not actually kill. This would represent a god who needed suffering, but didn't want any actual death. Yet there is the Ebola virus, which kills mercilessly by shutting down internal organs and causing internal bleeding. It's not a nice way to go. On top of that, it has a mortality rate of about 4 / 5 people, so unless God is bad at maths (and for that he would be forgiven, maths is hard.) it seems that what an all powerful God would do and what actually happened are two different things. There are things like genetic diseases, which the victim is born with. How is that just or fair when the victim cannot even try to prevent suffering? If God were real, we would expect suffering around the world to be equal and consistent, yet it's clearly not. Why couldn't an all powerful God / creator, simply have created humans with an innate understanding of what suffering is? If God did create suffering, just to contrast positivity, then he did a terrible job at dishing it out. The fact of the matter is that some people do not just suffer, they suffer excessively and through injustice. Yet others, even those who might deserve a bit of suffering, live comfortable lives. This is hints that suffering does not have anything to do with a divine being, but instead is just a natural response to our environment. "Regarding to the question "Why would God allow something like that" - psychopaths, illnesses, suffering - you have to also consider the fact that only the existence of God could justify the existence of suffering - because otherwise suffering is pointless, something that should not be there, and life - much less meaningful (if not completely meaningless). " Suffering does not prove that an all powerful creator exists. It actually counters it, because it points out all the things that He could have done better, and either couldn't or simply chose not to. Pain is the Human Body saying "This part is injured." It invokes negative feelings because it means we are closer to death, which is the one thing your body is designed to avoid. Suffering is actually an evolutionary advantage, because those who do not feel pain, do not realize that they are injured and thus often die from minor wounds or careless behavior. Suffering is not meaningless, it is there to show us what is good and bad for our health. without it, what would stop us from eating poisons, or breaking limbs? We would feel no consequences. On a final note, please explain how having a God makes suffering meaningful. I don't see how the existence of a divine being and pain can be related.
@gogmarinov
@gogmarinov 7 жыл бұрын
Isaak van Daalen It seems like all this communicational effort might actually lead to something positive, that is rarely the case. I think that verbal communication is more suitable, writing without hearing immediate feedback about the impact of the message makes it easy to go out of track. What do you say we meet up on skype? Or you could suggest another way.
@joannot6706
@joannot6706 7 жыл бұрын
*0:35** So you are an atheist* *I laughed so hard! xD*
@ramblingentertained
@ramblingentertained 6 жыл бұрын
Joannot Fampionona Man his eyes, it reflected his insecurities so good.
@lorenahdez1
@lorenahdez1 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@dizzychineseman7445
@dizzychineseman7445 5 жыл бұрын
Atheist dont belive the were created from nothing
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 жыл бұрын
@@dizzychineseman7445 bruh
@JohnSmith-yw9nk
@JohnSmith-yw9nk 6 жыл бұрын
God: Okay [any atheist], here's your ticket to Hell. Atheist: Wait, why? God: Because you didn't believe in me. Atheist: Why didn't I believe in you? God: Because you chose that with your free will. Atheist: Why did you give me free will? God: Because I wanted you to be free. Atheist: Why did you want me to be free? God: Because I love you. Atheist: Why do you love me? God: Because, uh, you're supposed to love the stuff that you create. Atheist: Why are you supposed to love the stuff that you create? God: Jesus Christ [tears up ticket to Hell and opens the gates to Heaven] All right, go in.
@misterspiderthemagnificent9268
@misterspiderthemagnificent9268 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that's how cats manipulate people
@offskate4970
@offskate4970 3 жыл бұрын
Well your right but change the i didn’t believe in you to i chose to die for my sins and parish then let you take it from me it’s not believing you even demons believe in god you would go to hell because you have sin and your taking the punishment your self
@gimmekromer1151
@gimmekromer1151 3 жыл бұрын
@@offskate4970 your answer makes no sence
@proloycodes
@proloycodes 3 жыл бұрын
there is another paradox in this: if god loves us, he would not send us to hell
@Akashina-chan
@Akashina-chan 2 жыл бұрын
@@proloycodes because thats is for we sins in the past,,,
@TheLegendOfRandy
@TheLegendOfRandy 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, I can't believe it's been over 10 years now... R.I.P. to all these classic KZbin atheists, you were a very special point in my life.
@llarmstrong783
@llarmstrong783 3 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace or retire in peace?
@pollypockets508
@pollypockets508 2 жыл бұрын
They are still there.
@Fairygroveyt
@Fairygroveyt 2 жыл бұрын
Wait they still post tho
@tranquilthoughts7233
@tranquilthoughts7233 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fairygroveyt Well let's see about that. Azrienoch - Gone Ghostofdayinperson - Gone Philhellenes - Last video uploaded 5 years ago C0ct0pusprime - Last video uploaded 2 years ago Factsvsreligion - Last video uploaded 6 years ago AronRa - The juggernaut - Still going strong, last video uploaded less than a day ago Profmth - Last video uploaded 10 years ago Vogter2100 - Gone BionicDance - Still uploads every couple months Nykytyne2 - Channel still exists but has no videos Seems like the only two that are still active are BionicDance and of course the amazing Aronra.
@SupaKoopaTroopa64
@SupaKoopaTroopa64 2 жыл бұрын
@@tranquilthoughts7233 I was looking into this too, and it seems that Nykytyne2 is actually ContraPoints' old channel.
@russelingersoll6902
@russelingersoll6902 7 жыл бұрын
God got bored....and then He created Atheists...
@master-ui8cs
@master-ui8cs 5 жыл бұрын
god got bored so he created stupid brainwashed people like u
@retrollennialdungeonz2451
@retrollennialdungeonz2451 5 жыл бұрын
@@master-ui8cs You're brainwashed.
@retrollennialdungeonz2451
@retrollennialdungeonz2451 5 жыл бұрын
@Why are we still here? Just to suffer? What are you talking about? I don't even support the religious system and its claims, relating to God. I'm not denying that the Bible is filled with flawed, depthless misinformation that can be disproven by common sense.
@retrollennialdungeonz2451
@retrollennialdungeonz2451 5 жыл бұрын
@Why are we still here? Just to suffer? I presumed he was a Christian, trying to flame the guy with the previous comment. Also, how would we be born Athiests when at that stage, we're not familiarized with, or aware of the concept of a omnipresent deity yet? Before we share a belief or disbelief in anything for example, you need to be introduced to it. After developing prior knowledge in that subject beforehand, gives one the choice to either accept or decline. Babies however, lack this asset. An Athiest are aware of the tradition but still have a disbelief in a god, but for a young infant, its not like a he/she accepts or refuses the existence of an all-knowing being, its mostly that they've not yet adopted to the belief and also their brains are not yet at a stage able to grasp such a concept.
@retrollennialdungeonz2451
@retrollennialdungeonz2451 5 жыл бұрын
@Why are we still here? Just to suffer? But overall, sorry for calling him brainwashed. That was immature and childish, on my part.
@bwdoggrooming4482
@bwdoggrooming4482 8 жыл бұрын
Tbh I thought the fig leaf was a pot leaf
@outlaws9295
@outlaws9295 8 жыл бұрын
And that, kids, is how you know you're a bit too high for this shit.
@amandadrinsinger6121
@amandadrinsinger6121 7 жыл бұрын
imi ):: in my imagination IT'S TOTALLY A POT LEAF!! Besides the run of the mill middle eastern ficus does not have that many notches
@josephcioe4697
@josephcioe4697 5 жыл бұрын
Bro same here actually
@Jayzgrouse
@Jayzgrouse 5 жыл бұрын
I did too.
@ohyeahyeah4312
@ohyeahyeah4312 5 жыл бұрын
Wait is it not?
@astrizettep2597
@astrizettep2597 4 жыл бұрын
He’s a jealous God so yeah, he’s insecure
@dankhill_
@dankhill_ 4 жыл бұрын
idk why he’s so insecure, he apparently created the entire universe, so it’s not like he has anything to be insecure about?
@cordongrouch9323
@cordongrouch9323 3 жыл бұрын
@@dankhill_ ... Because maybe nobody likes him?
@billybob-ro6qf
@billybob-ro6qf 3 жыл бұрын
Do parents want their children calling strangers mother & father? NO of course NOT they LOVE their children & desire to be their parents. How much MORE our Heavenly Father LOVES US & He does not want us to serve false gods & idols, but wants all of our love. And when we do Love Him above all else & keep God FIRST in all we do He will bless us greatly for it. Or would you want your spouse cheating on you after marriage or would you want your spouse staying faithful & forever being with you? We are also called the Bride of Christ & He wants His bride, the Church to forever love Him, & I for one do LOVE JESUS with all my heart & soul & will forever be with Him in Heaven.
@billybob-ro6qf
@billybob-ro6qf 3 жыл бұрын
@@cordongrouch9323 that's another LIE, I for one LOVE JESUS with all my heart & soul & I know many others who also do, PRAISE GOD!!!!!!
@cordongrouch9323
@cordongrouch9323 3 жыл бұрын
@@billybob-ro6qf There is no God. Jesus (Yeshua) died. There is no Heaven or Hell; no life after death. In short, you are delusional. Seek help.
@plush.master
@plush.master 7 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a time when I asked my friend who created God and he said god's mom and then I asked who created god's mom and he said God Therefore God created is mom so she could create God who already was existing
@84updown
@84updown 7 жыл бұрын
Is your friend okay
@plush.master
@plush.master 7 жыл бұрын
Eiahfou yes
@21specter
@21specter 7 жыл бұрын
Plush Master in other words, God is a product of incest? Technically speaking?
@emil6054
@emil6054 7 жыл бұрын
please knock out your friend and take him to a hospital, he needs help
@chewchewtrain
@chewchewtrain 7 жыл бұрын
God created someone to create him.
@twisterlord665
@twisterlord665 7 жыл бұрын
Hangon. If Hell is burning and very hot, since Heaven and Hell are polar opposites... Does that mean Heaven is freezing cold?
@deltoroperdedor3166
@deltoroperdedor3166 7 жыл бұрын
Glinkling Smearnops as in Daddy Derek's Cool Cat?
@goldenfrieza7638
@goldenfrieza7638 7 жыл бұрын
TwisterLord no heaven is the opposite being nice and beautiful
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 7 жыл бұрын
It's not opposite temperatures, its opposite levels of comfort. The worst tortures possible, and eternal orgasm.
@deltoroperdedor3166
@deltoroperdedor3166 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Benoit so Heaven is full of syringes?
@rhyadil5309
@rhyadil5309 6 жыл бұрын
Well, I prefer heat over cold, so Hell it is.
@yard2x637
@yard2x637 8 жыл бұрын
"Why would you have unreasonable gullibility as your only criteria for redemption?" Best line ever
@garysmith1135
@garysmith1135 4 жыл бұрын
Favorite Quote: "Why would you have unreasonable gullibility as your only criteria for redemption?"
@shalenah
@shalenah 4 жыл бұрын
honestly when i was still a christian and even growing as a little girl, i always would think heaven just being worshipping god forever wasn't the most fun eternity i could think of hahah. but when the other option is being burned and tortured it seemed better
@abithefallenhuman921
@abithefallenhuman921 4 жыл бұрын
Me, Dante's Inferno in hand: There's also freezing in the centre, chilling with histories hottest gals while it rains, centaurs and boiling blood river, river of tar for politicians, if you commuted acts of self-harm you're a tree now, and a bunch more.
@pollypockets508
@pollypockets508 2 жыл бұрын
When I was little, I was excited to meet historical figures. And I wanted a library. And chocolate chip cookies.
@herbertkeithmiller
@herbertkeithmiller 2 жыл бұрын
@@abithefallenhuman921 isn't Dante's inferno pretty much a retcon and political rant? It's my understanding, that the levels of hell are his own creation in which he stuck people he didn't like or disagreed with and is not cantological to Orthodox Christian teaching. Of course that's also all made up.
@abithefallenhuman921
@abithefallenhuman921 2 жыл бұрын
@@herbertkeithmiller oh yeah, that's true, but I've (shockingly) met three different Priests who honestly believed Dantes inferno was a completely accurate depiction of hell. May not seem like a lot, but for a single area of Belfast to have a decent chunk of its Priests believing in it is just funny to me
@TheCorpseDream
@TheCorpseDream 10 жыл бұрын
Free will, yet the bible scares people and threatens them into submission of its rules. I'd say that threatening someone is not allowing them to be free because you know they don't want pain, yet you give them only two choices - do as you say or feel pain. That's not free will.
@TheCorpseDream
@TheCorpseDream 10 жыл бұрын
If God actually did something about all the bad things on earth, yeah I'd love him. But no, he'd rather sit and watch people try to multitask their own life with others' while knowing that he could fix things in a snap. He wants us to love him on our own accord, yet he threatens us with torture if we don't? What's the point? He could have just gotten what he wanted if he forced us to love him. But you know what? Talking about what God may want or not want is pointless because HE NEVER CONFIRMS OR DENIES IT. If he wanted all of us to show our love, he'd give us a reason to believe in him besides a book that was written ages ago.
@mynamewhatis7254
@mynamewhatis7254 10 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I see that as a blatant control mechanism by whoever pushes it into people's minds for their benefit. What I think is actually real is that if we do bad things we make ourselves suffer in the long run, but only until we have "good" intentions, follow our conscience. It leaves us mentally healthy and we are happier and suffer less. Plus it's better for the species as a whole.
@akwasiotchereacheampong8682
@akwasiotchereacheampong8682 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorpseDream or maybe he gave you the universe as evidence. The Holy Spirit lives here,call for him,and he will answer you. If u want to ask questions,ask Him. God is right here,why don't you ask Him for answers?
@TwentyFirstPilot
@TwentyFirstPilot 5 жыл бұрын
Think of God as the parent, and humanity as the child. He teaches us what he can and let's us deal with our own problems. Poverty, War, suffering are all part of those problems. And you have to admit, if all the rich people decided to try and actually help people more instead of just hoarding their money(with the exception of people like Bill Gates). That's why both God and our parents don't instantly fix all our problems, because that would be bad parenting. They let us learn how to fix them ourselves.
@adaciacoleman3302
@adaciacoleman3302 3 жыл бұрын
@@TwentyFirstPilot but we didn't ask to be here why should we face consequences
@javiersds8081
@javiersds8081 7 жыл бұрын
6:08 "Are you serious that this guy created everything? I mean, he's so stupid..." I couldn't help laughing at that XD
@ModestNeophyte
@ModestNeophyte 2 ай бұрын
holy crap youtube was different then...
@optimusprime5199
@optimusprime5199 5 жыл бұрын
Aron R is best, his voice and undertaker look is amazing.
@Psty786
@Psty786 3 жыл бұрын
Vib
@boxelder9147
@boxelder9147 4 ай бұрын
He's the only one I recognize
@UltraAnimaniac101
@UltraAnimaniac101 9 жыл бұрын
So if God revealed himself that would effect free will? That sure as hell didn't apply to Lucifer or Jonah who went against his wishes now did it?
@RuthwikRao
@RuthwikRao 9 жыл бұрын
You mean Jonah Hill in "This Is The End"? ROFL
@randy109
@randy109 9 жыл бұрын
Good point. For most of us, if God or Satan revealed themselves openly it might not eliminate our Free Will, but it sure would answer a LOT of questions. If a Satan worshipper actually knew for certain that there was a true and real God they would flee Satan in an instance. Currently it seems only atheists worship Satan because they "know" that he is not real but it's a cool way to be a rebel...
@UltraAnimaniac101
@UltraAnimaniac101 9 жыл бұрын
randy109 ATHEIST DON'T WORHSIP SATAN! WE DON'T BELIEVE HE IS REAL! WE DON'T WORSHIP ANYONE! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
@killerthunder15
@killerthunder15 9 жыл бұрын
randy109 most satanist are actually non theistic, its kinda like Buddhism it celebrates human power and strength. there is still of course theistic satanism but thats a whole different thing
@ocman6075
@ocman6075 9 жыл бұрын
***** Actually, that is not true. You self worship.
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 8 жыл бұрын
"The lord works in delirious ways" Best line!
@shawnzanders9502
@shawnzanders9502 5 жыл бұрын
Why was this in my recommendations 9 years late. But anyway Jeffrey always makes a good point.
@Jeiygo
@Jeiygo 5 жыл бұрын
God works in delirious ways.
@mathew_monkbot1018
@mathew_monkbot1018 8 жыл бұрын
You should do a remaster with the new atheists on the KZbin block. Secular talk, TJ, tbr, tyt, Jaclyn Glenn, vegan atheist, cc, etc.
@mathew_monkbot1018
@mathew_monkbot1018 8 жыл бұрын
Make cc the better Jeffery.
@mathew_monkbot1018
@mathew_monkbot1018 8 жыл бұрын
+Monkbot10 also bring back at least the British guys and the guy with the black wings and bird.
@creepycrepsly77
@creepycrepsly77 8 жыл бұрын
Onision too
@4-CQL
@4-CQL 8 жыл бұрын
+creepycrepsly77 Onision? Hell no
@4-CQL
@4-CQL 8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget armoured skeptic!
@shtrouudle
@shtrouudle 8 жыл бұрын
wait, if an atheist go to heaven. then doesn't that mean that he is not an atheist anymore
@samuelmachale9598
@samuelmachale9598 8 жыл бұрын
+Realmetshow mind=blown
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 8 жыл бұрын
+Realmetshow Well yes, but it's after death, so that's fine.
@itskelvinn
@itskelvinn 8 жыл бұрын
Your hypothetical question is like saying "if a leprachaun drives a mercedes, would he have to wear a carseat or would it be made for him to drive?"
@itskelvinn
@itskelvinn 8 жыл бұрын
If a unicorn goes to a library, would it read or just look at the dvd section?
@NewVegasNerd
@NewVegasNerd 8 жыл бұрын
+Realmetshow I guess you could go the Kierkegaard route and be like "I don't trust my senses, I don't know if any of this is real" once you get to heaven. So in a way, you technically could still be an athiest.
@benjaminatkinson9845
@benjaminatkinson9845 Жыл бұрын
Been almost a decade since I watched Darkmatter 2525. The absolute nostalgia going through these old videos.
@marksilla8276
@marksilla8276 5 жыл бұрын
A collab greater than Infinity War and Endgame
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 8 жыл бұрын
that quote about a minute in is the shit. if god actually exists, and he actually loves us all (which he doesn't), than it shouldn't matter what beleifs one holds, for they are part of that very "all".
@scoopersketchy
@scoopersketchy 8 жыл бұрын
God not god u say God instead of god onless their more of them
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 8 жыл бұрын
ManguTheGamer if you're going to criticize my grammar, please at least use proper grammar yourself. I had to read that three times to make any sense of it, you hypocrite.
@scoopersketchy
@scoopersketchy 8 жыл бұрын
no im not saying your grammar sucks cause then my grammar sucks im just making a simple correction just like i made a mistake and u corrected me
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 8 жыл бұрын
ok, fair enough.
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 7 жыл бұрын
you can believe whatever you want to. so can I. not exactly an attack (overly defensive much?), but go ahead and delete me anyway. the thing is, it's not that I don't believe he exists. I'm not sure if he does or doesn't, but I do believe that if he does, he's some kind of sadistic sociopath. I also think heaven is a lie, because if everything was good 100 percent of the time, it would become bland, boring, and meaningless because there's nothing to compare it to. Especially after an eternity. and if god hates sin so much, than why would he make it a key trait in humans, his favorite creation? seems rather counter productive in my opinion. but then again, you're obviously just a troll coming to a video about atheism just to try to cram god down my throat. Don't be such a nervous bitch about being "attacked", because you brought this upon yourself.
@HercadosP
@HercadosP 10 жыл бұрын
Can i ask religious people something? What would you prefer in case that you get trapped beneath the rumbles after a earthquake? 1- an atheist who digs through the rumble to save whoever is trapped inside, may include you 2- 1000,000 religious people writing "amen" in a facebook image of your house in ruins Lets continue! What would you prefer in case you are lost in the middle of the forest in night? 1- pray and continue praying kneeling (till you die) 2- call emergencies 3- 1000,000 religious people writing "amen" in a facebook image of your corpse Well, hope you take this hypothetic situations and daily life actions to guide you towards the best option :P
@marcduperron6062
@marcduperron6062 10 жыл бұрын
I would like God to give them pee envies so they can survive drinking it as the juice of Jesus!
@nystagmushorizontalis
@nystagmushorizontalis 10 жыл бұрын
It could be easily turned around What would you prefer in case that you get trapped beneath the rumbles after a earthquake? 1 - atheist claiming that the chances of you surviving is 1/1000 therefre its meaningless to use any resources in trying to save you 2 - religious people that have faith that there can be a miracle and that you may have survived therefore they diged you out What would you prefer in case you are lost in the middle of the forest in night? 1 - Pray to find your way around 2 - call emergency and pray for them to be as fast as possible 3 - none of the atheists looking for you since you are most probably dead anyways No need to anwser cause both of those versions have no sense whatsoever
@trevorhorne949
@trevorhorne949 10 жыл бұрын
I believe in God, but I mean he's not going to warp you out of the forest I mean you still have to do it yourself lol he's not going to carry you through life. and I'd rather have the atheist save me even if he's an atheist he did a good deed on Earth surely God would overlook it and see he still cares for people once the atheist sees God is real then his perspective would change, some people need hardcore evidence God is real. Faith is what connects man and God, some people need an extra push for that faith. At any rate look at people's actions and not always what they think.
@nystagmushorizontalis
@nystagmushorizontalis 10 жыл бұрын
***** Of course they dont. Just as the versions of OP have no sense. Both of them are based on silly stereotypes.
@noodle1641234567890
@noodle1641234567890 10 жыл бұрын
Your basing this on the fact that no religious person would try and dig you out. That's pretty unrealistic. In all religions, you're supposed to be doing good, not just praying, so wouldn't all the Christians try and find you instead of just praying which is obviously the wrong choice. Don't get me wrong; i am agnostic so i don't believe in religion or science although i prefer to think that the big bang is what created the universe. But being atheist because of a religious stereotype is wrong.
@JohnCashin
@JohnCashin 5 жыл бұрын
Bad as he is, this DarkMatter made cartoon God is actually a lot more useful than the Bible God, at least when you talk to this cartoon God he answers back even if the answers he gives are moronic, I've been trying to get the God of the Bible to answer me for years and he seems incapable of even stringing two words together....haha lol.
@A21twentyone
@A21twentyone 3 жыл бұрын
So he is capable of saying just one word?
@mattthorne8419
@mattthorne8419 5 жыл бұрын
Damn never realised how far the animation has come
@absgodwin9956
@absgodwin9956 8 жыл бұрын
Wow this was fucking amazing, it's like to took the words out of my mind and brought it to life, this is exactly how I questioned my belief.
@absgodwin9956
@absgodwin9956 8 жыл бұрын
But without the insults and with more respect.
@bradleyelsken1886
@bradleyelsken1886 8 жыл бұрын
+Abs Godwin I don't know. The Southern guy with the bat wings seemed pretty polite
@johnburnett1319
@johnburnett1319 8 жыл бұрын
you're believing a video. a video that was made in less than a month. A bible was written in 200 years. There are some things we can't explain because it's not meant to be until we leave this world. But if you believe this video, it means you've never read the Bible. not even 1 page.
@zemorph42
@zemorph42 7 жыл бұрын
John Burnett We're not believing the video; we're _agreeing_ with the message of the video, because we _have_ read the Bible, and probably know it better than you do.
@InformationIsTheEdge
@InformationIsTheEdge 10 жыл бұрын
AronRa ROCKS! His tirade in this back and forth with God was hysterical! I had to watch it 4 or 5 times to hear it all because I was laughing so hard! "Why would you have unreasonable gullibility as your only criteria for redemption?" Priceless.
@naughteedesign
@naughteedesign 10 жыл бұрын
yeah, aaron is the pick of the bunch... gotta ask yourself where hitch and dawkins were, they'd be great to quote mine
@InformationIsTheEdge
@InformationIsTheEdge 10 жыл бұрын
naughteedesign I just had another go at this and Aaron's rants are perfect! Hitch and Dawkins would have been fun too but I think this is great exactly as is!
@NyxSilver8
@NyxSilver8 10 жыл бұрын
InformationIsTheEdge Google this: atheist goes to hell Atheists don't go to heaven, atheists go to hell. Why believe this fantasy when you can take the word of actual atheists who experienced hell?
@InformationIsTheEdge
@InformationIsTheEdge 10 жыл бұрын
NyxSilver8 Indeed I did. There were some videos here on KZbin, more anecdotes and tales. How about you google this: NDE scientific study. Please keep in mind what the N in NDE stands for.
@Seigneur_des_mouchoirs
@Seigneur_des_mouchoirs 3 ай бұрын
14 years later and this is still a masterpiece
@briansmith5391
@briansmith5391 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a Catholic and I found this video very entertaining to watch
@catortoisethoughts6152
@catortoisethoughts6152 6 жыл бұрын
Brian Smith do you agree with any of the points made in the video?
@halfnwhole751
@halfnwhole751 5 жыл бұрын
How are you still Catholic????
@norielsylvire4097
@norielsylvire4097 5 жыл бұрын
Half'n Whole I can laugh at racist jokes even though I'm absolutely against it
@MrSidney9
@MrSidney9 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It's good comedy
@louellecaldino506
@louellecaldino506 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. Catholic by Tradition.
@ShinyKelp
@ShinyKelp 9 жыл бұрын
Actually Arceus created God.
@lasero.8329
@lasero.8329 9 жыл бұрын
And arceus hatched from an egg
@cooltiger39
@cooltiger39 9 жыл бұрын
Giratina Laser And the egg was laid by a mew
@lasero.8329
@lasero.8329 9 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't and mew can't even lay eggs
@ShinimagisFTW
@ShinimagisFTW 9 жыл бұрын
Cloudy.​ They were all created by Lord helix. Lord helix -->Arceus --->God ----> mew ---->Jesus.
@cooltiger39
@cooltiger39 9 жыл бұрын
King Tetsumaki XD
@MelodyMelloLily
@MelodyMelloLily 7 жыл бұрын
Or it would make God a Satanist, since they believe in their own power and believe they are God. Things happen by their own power and are their own God...
@Sagebudd1988
@Sagebudd1988 7 жыл бұрын
Melody MelloLily haha good point there. just wondering are you a satanist then?
@MelodyMelloLily
@MelodyMelloLily 7 жыл бұрын
carl budd I'm an atheist... agnostic... something like that, haven't decided between the two. Both perhaps? I just like to study other religions.
@Sagebudd1988
@Sagebudd1988 7 жыл бұрын
Melody MelloLily fair enough I thought you mite be as everyone else that has said satanist think they worship the devil. also all it takes to be a atheist is not to believe in God or gods. but if say there where 100% there is a god that science has tested every atheist would believe as you wouldn't need faith. A lot won't worship that God tho if it's say the Christian God as every God seems evil etc
@MelodyMelloLily
@MelodyMelloLily 7 жыл бұрын
carl budd Believing that satanists worship the devil is ignorance. And of course I know what an atheist is if I said I am one...
@Sagebudd1988
@Sagebudd1988 7 жыл бұрын
Melody MelloLily o lol I miss reed what you said lol. when I 1st heard of satanist I thought they did worship the devil but I looked it up. As I love to know for shore. which everyone should do really instead of just thinking they worship the devil.
@tripolarmdisorder7696
@tripolarmdisorder7696 6 жыл бұрын
Getting everyone to lend a voice to this was beautiful. I just got this in my recommendations and it was worth watching.
@dlon8899
@dlon8899 3 жыл бұрын
I like this version of God, he's honest
@eyosyastebeje9555
@eyosyastebeje9555 2 жыл бұрын
God is always honest
@cowboyboots123
@cowboyboots123 9 жыл бұрын
This video has the BEST single sentence of all time!!!! "So you conceal every hint of yourself from any possible detection and you put up an impressive smoke screen in the form of an obvious, elegant, unified and seemingly accurate natural explanation for everything you secretly did, but if we didn't find your set of primitive, perverse and, frankly, unbelievable fairy tales convincing enough to discard reason and disregard everything we know about anything at all, then you were going to punish us -- forever -- without mercy for eternity on the crime of not being stupid enough to believe impossible nonsense for no good reason."
@raadsal3619
@raadsal3619 8 жыл бұрын
Why does that bird got heaven wings
@ThePi314Man
@ThePi314Man 6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD! ContraPoints back in the day!
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 4 жыл бұрын
Shit i realised
@egg_bun_
@egg_bun_ 4 жыл бұрын
Wait REALLY??
@DEATHCHICKEN1337
@DEATHCHICKEN1337 5 жыл бұрын
Reincarnation is a better punishment than eternal suffering.
@jill6776
@jill6776 8 жыл бұрын
This video converted me to an atheist. Then I found Spirit Science, became a gnostic atheist, and now I'm a agnostic atheist
@umarkamali2249
@umarkamali2249 8 жыл бұрын
Spirit science is stupid as shit, have you seen his moon video?
@jill6776
@jill6776 8 жыл бұрын
I have, and I was so gullible, but he did inspire me in art, but not reality. I don't believe in a god, or any higher super natural powers. I only use his knowledge [If you can even call it that?], in fiction, not non-fiction.
@umarkamali2249
@umarkamali2249 8 жыл бұрын
Brandon Meza Oh, I thought you turned into one of those flat earth moon is made out of cheese beliebers, well at least you managed to make something good out of his stupidity.
@jill6776
@jill6776 8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Escalante ikr, lol
@daudkhan6797
@daudkhan6797 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Meza Meaning of life kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZWUZ3amjNVgpc0 Thorone of allah m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHrFn4iDprGEbZo
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 10 жыл бұрын
Only 1 in 5 Christians even CLAIM to have read the Bible. Somehow, spending 80 hours reading the WORD OF GOD is a drag, but spending eternity in heaven sounds great.
@maxxmabemwe4859
@maxxmabemwe4859 8 ай бұрын
Preachers know that the majority of their congregations have not read the Bible. if preachers would start out by just reading the Bible from Genesis and go all the way through the bible by continuing to read it every Sunday. The pews would empty out before they got to the 5th day of creation.
@JacobLighter-wp4mc
@JacobLighter-wp4mc 2 ай бұрын
Did he say "Crocaduck"...like from that Richard Dawkins and Ricky Gervais interview..?? HaHa...Epicsauce..!!
@Name-fk8zk
@Name-fk8zk 5 жыл бұрын
The dialogue is amazing 💜😂😂 good job!
@MikesUltimatum
@MikesUltimatum 10 жыл бұрын
An atheist is just a god with low self-esteem. He doesn't believe in himself.
@Ragnell141
@Ragnell141 10 жыл бұрын
An atheist is a person that doesn't believe in any form of god. Whether they believe in themselves or not is another matter.
@MikesUltimatum
@MikesUltimatum 10 жыл бұрын
AnImA .DiScIpLe You and whoever liked this obviously missed the joke pretty hard. I'm an atheist. I know what I am. :P
@Ragnell141
@Ragnell141 10 жыл бұрын
Ha, yeah totally missed it :P
@ramzesczakon9719
@ramzesczakon9719 10 жыл бұрын
You Sir, haha deserve way more likes. Take mine.
@SaintRawman
@SaintRawman 8 жыл бұрын
I think this needs a sequel with Wildwood Claire, Armoured Skeptic, Logicked, BaudBits, 43 Alley, NonStampCollector, John Smith, and Sargan of Akkad.
@AnaseSkyrider
@AnaseSkyrider 8 жыл бұрын
+St. Rawman I can't really imagine what Dark Matter 2525 would do without rehashing the same argument, but if he can find some way around that, I'd love to see some of the newer, more modern and popular KZbin Atheists popping up in a collab like this again.
@AnaseSkyrider
@AnaseSkyrider 8 жыл бұрын
+St. Rawman Oh, by the way: I've seen you shouted out in some videos before, but I haven't given your channel a serious look. Gonna check it out in a bit.
@LCSV2
@LCSV2 8 жыл бұрын
+St. Rawman The original Darkmatter draw also had Thunderf00t... (On the woman grabbing someone's junk quote video) A great loss as well.
@MsKaty1997
@MsKaty1997 8 жыл бұрын
+St. Rawman mrrepzion and the amazing atheist too... dont forget about thunderf00t
@SaintRawman
@SaintRawman 8 жыл бұрын
ItsTurtleYTP tf00t was in one, and TJ is an ass, and I don't pay attention to rep.
@bluecoin3771
@bluecoin3771 Жыл бұрын
This is like an old photo from before the band broke up over irreconcilable differences. How many stayed in touch, how many went off the deep end, who’s still around, who’s hung up the fedora. I need to go call my old high school chums.
@amirpatel1934
@amirpatel1934 5 жыл бұрын
"So you conceal every hint of yourself from any possible detection and you put up an impressive smokescreen in the form of an obvious, elegant, unified and seemingly accurate natural explanation for everything you secretly did. But if we didn't find your set of primitive, perverse and frankly unbelievable fairy tales convincing enough to discard reason and disregard everything we know about anything at all, then you were going to punish us, forever, without mercy, and for eternity. on the crime of not being stupid enough to believe impossible nonsense for no good reason. i guess the lord works in delirious ways "
@Bullheadrecords
@Bullheadrecords 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe not believing is the stupid decision. Maybe if we have a little hope that there is something good waiting for us on the other side. Maybe humanity has drugged the holy Bible thru the mud for its own selfishness. Maybe the reason we claim the Bible is lie is because we are afraid of a being we simply cannot understand. But like I said that’s just a maybe
@amirpatel1934
@amirpatel1934 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bullheadrecords maybe. very unlikely but there could be a maybe in there somewhere
@DeathMetalThrasher
@DeathMetalThrasher 10 жыл бұрын
What if god to turned out to be Godzilla?!!! 0_o
@nosf3ra2
@nosf3ra2 10 жыл бұрын
Ehhh....seems legit.
@TheManShaker
@TheManShaker 10 жыл бұрын
Sounds Fun! You should start a Religion on that =)
@shayneoneill1506
@shayneoneill1506 10 жыл бұрын
One nation under godzilla!
@e.battraw3934
@e.battraw3934 10 жыл бұрын
Hail Godzilla ! The king of the monsters and soon the world !!
@CatMaster90001
@CatMaster90001 10 жыл бұрын
Then the deists would have been right all along. Plus, world events would be a LOT more interesting with the inclusion of epic kaiju battles! :D
@purishira
@purishira 8 жыл бұрын
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW
@skepticmoderate5790
@skepticmoderate5790 6 жыл бұрын
WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK YOU WHO YOU KNOW
@tiffanydang6590
@tiffanydang6590 6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES
@moneymogul9224
@moneymogul9224 6 жыл бұрын
YOU DON’T KNOW THE HALF OF THE ABUSE
@theblahwhatsup6558
@theblahwhatsup6558 6 жыл бұрын
LALLAALLALALALAAAAA
@SeaOniion
@SeaOniion 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the room of people Who have rooms of people that they loved one day Docked away.....
@HiThere-zh6sf
@HiThere-zh6sf 4 жыл бұрын
My son sacri- *"Suffering for a short while is not the same as burning forever"*
@IHaveToSwitchChannels
@IHaveToSwitchChannels 2 жыл бұрын
No atheist that I have ever met wants to be in heaven spending an eternity With An Almighty self-conscious evil God hell i don't want to be in heaven with a almighty self-conscious evil god for an eternity
@charlestownsend9280
@charlestownsend9280 2 жыл бұрын
Considering that there's no free will in heaven hell is better. Plus it's full of people who blindly believe in things, where as hell is full of people who can think for themselves.
@AlfredTheBrave
@AlfredTheBrave 10 жыл бұрын
If we're all God's children, then what's so special about Jesus?
@hamsterlord8848
@hamsterlord8848 10 жыл бұрын
***** god says his role is like that of a father, but its not exactly, a father is a personification of an older male who begat you, Though god is genderless, he is of a more masculine spirit, it give him great pleasure to create, so when he impregnated the virgin mary he most likely just wrote in jesus code into her menstrating egg, see the important thing about this is that the mothers blood is blood of sinners, and did you know that when a child grows in their mother, the mothers blood never mixes with the childs, she feed it symboitically but the code tells the baby to produce their
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 10 жыл бұрын
Jesus was Only-Begotten. The only being created directly by his Father. After the Fall, he willingly gave his life's blood to balance the scales of justice. Adam's perfect human life could only be atoned for by another perfect human life. Sin separates us from God. Jesus' sacrifice offers the only way back to HIM.
@AlfredTheBrave
@AlfredTheBrave 10 жыл бұрын
Lanier H The lord of the rings trilogy makes more sense than that...
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 10 жыл бұрын
Coloured Grouse WHATEVER you believe in, I hope it satisfies your spirit. If it is yourself, may your short life and extremely limited physical form not get in the way of progress.
@hamsterlord8848
@hamsterlord8848 10 жыл бұрын
Lanier H relax, and remember, the real world is beyond imagination, the natural world cannot seem to exist without the supernatural one, and it is not a be-all-end-all answer for everything, but it gets you thinking in the right direction, like animals are little people, or children, satanists believe in "free love" which means as long as you don't hurt, you can sexualize anyone or anything you want, this is wrong, little children are precious and remember in the bible it says that some angels are like living beasts with four faces, that of animals mostly but some human faces too, I believe God does this cuz he likes cute animal faces like us, imagine a small angel that you are to take care of with the faces of a puppy, kitten, hamster, and duckling, come on now that is heaven, everything exists in eternity(that is why when god made this "fake" world, he made time(or temporal mechanics) or temporary mechanics) quantum physicist all agree that this world is a simulation(everything is electrical impulses and there is more empty space in matter than matter) this is the edge of existence, far from God, there are absolute limits to this universe, you can only go so fast(speed of light = c), you can only get so small until the point of matter loses Locality(which is the location of its place, as in it is no longer in that one place but at every place at once)
@WaLsHxx31
@WaLsHxx31 10 жыл бұрын
This guy can ruin all of your beliefs in 60 seconds flat...
@installshieldwizard3017
@installshieldwizard3017 7 жыл бұрын
omg dat old youtube design, the nostalgy!
@CraftingMenace
@CraftingMenace 7 жыл бұрын
Yknow if you think about it, if God was real, aethiests should just be sent to heaven too. They'll have to live eturnity with people constantly bombarding them about how they were wrong. That would get annoying after a few minutes, much less til the end of time
@austinengler1272
@austinengler1272 6 жыл бұрын
LOL everyone wins !!!
@harleyhill3612
@harleyhill3612 6 жыл бұрын
And atheists will be able to bombard them about not actually going to Hell so I agree with Austin "everyone wins"
@nykerianash1590
@nykerianash1590 5 жыл бұрын
Crafting Menace Nope because as this video show, even if he did exist we have a lot of questions for him, because he’s a fucked up God.
@Bullheadrecords
@Bullheadrecords 5 жыл бұрын
No it’s just the fact that we are mortal and we simply can’t wrap our heads around him
@Bullheadrecords
@Bullheadrecords 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, none of us our gods. So we can’t think like one.
@shaolinwesterner4533
@shaolinwesterner4533 7 жыл бұрын
I loved it when they were like PRAIIIIIISSSSEEEE the Lord and God was like SHUT THE FUCK UP xd
@1matsg
@1matsg 10 жыл бұрын
Imagine spending an eternity with every religious anti gay asshole like Pat Robertson, Scott Lively, Bryan Fischer, Tony Perkins, Peter Sprigg, Fred Phelps, Shirley Phelps and the whole westboro baptist cult! That would be hell.
@nambinhvu
@nambinhvu 10 жыл бұрын
Which is why God is all forgiving and will let us all into Heaven, which is actually Hell for us. :P
@elizabethhughes5813
@elizabethhughes5813 10 жыл бұрын
nambinhvu Okay. People have this mentality that God just forgives immediately. We have to be sorry for our sins. Most likely, the people that don't believe in God and sin, won't be sorry. So I pray that no one goes to hell, but if someone doesn't want God, God can't force them to love him.
@nambinhvu
@nambinhvu 10 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Hughes Yeah, and that's why people are sinning left and right, because they aren't sorry for the shit they do. The problem is, people enjoy sin, they enjoy gambling, they enjoy lusting, they enjoy greed, if heaven is without all those things, do you think that's really where they'd want to be? haha If they were sorry, they wouldn't continuously commit the sins. All I'm sorry for is that God created us with these desires to sin, I'm not going to force myself to go against his "intelligent" design...
@bradford6333
@bradford6333 10 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God. And suicide wouldn't be an option... I'd rather burn for eternity.
@user-dz8fd2rh1d
@user-dz8fd2rh1d 10 жыл бұрын
Ok, just wanted to say that practically every Christian out there wishes Westboro didn't exist. Westboro is kinda like that weird cousin that doesn't get invited to the family reunion because because he's been instated.
@RynaxAlien
@RynaxAlien 4 жыл бұрын
Why Jeffrey covered his junk with marijuana?
@Nameless82284
@Nameless82284 3 жыл бұрын
Because he prefers a marijuana leaf instead of a fig leaf.
@Gerry1738
@Gerry1738 3 жыл бұрын
It's 2021 and see how far KZbin has gone🙂 Beautiful
@lisa1234567654321
@lisa1234567654321 9 жыл бұрын
7:14 "Why would you have unreasonable gullibility as your only criteria for redemption?" - Well said!
@Mrbfgray
@Mrbfgray 10 жыл бұрын
This is SO much better then church! Not only is it crammed with useful insights into biblical teachings but it's entertaining too...not the same ol' same ol' endlessly regurgitated rhetoric we have all heard 1M times.
@JoshIgbinijesu
@JoshIgbinijesu 10 жыл бұрын
Your kidding, right? This can't be seen as anything other than people expressing their views in a comedic way.
@Mrbfgray
@Mrbfgray 10 жыл бұрын
Josh Igbinijesu Sure just like church to that extent except church is a lot less funny and less informative.
@JoshIgbinijesu
@JoshIgbinijesu 10 жыл бұрын
Nothing here is informative Bo McGillacutty! It doesn't even make logic sense. And church isn't a place to be funny. But, of course, that won't stop people from want to hate on it. Misunderstanding is a common root of prejudice. Name one thing here that makes sense and I'm sure I can prove you wrong.
@JoshIgbinijesu
@JoshIgbinijesu 10 жыл бұрын
There's nothing biblical about this, even that verse mentioned doesn't exist. The core of the story doesn't even make sense, after all Atheists are people who don't worship of believe in god or gods. We can all agree only a madman thinks he wasn't created. But God wasn't because according to the Bible he is 'good'. It's not a characteristic *it is, who he is*. Based by this definition, which is what is used to describe him, who do you think could have created him? Zeus, Apollo, Odin? None of them even qualify.
@ericroux8723
@ericroux8723 10 жыл бұрын
Josh Igbinijesu How can you so easily dismiss a god/gods that you don't believe in yet embrace the one you do believe in so fervently. Isn't that akin to stating "Everyone must like apples, because I like apples. And, everyone must reject all other fruits because I reject them." The logical statement is flawed by its own logic. "Zeus, Apollo, Odin? None of them even qualify." What disqualifies these religious figures.
@cloudsstar
@cloudsstar 7 жыл бұрын
jesus was on the cross for 9 hours. shit that sounds good over burning for eternity can i sign up for the 9 hour punishment
@cloudsstar
@cloudsstar 7 жыл бұрын
***** ya i have read people could last up to a week if given water
@billskinner7670
@billskinner7670 6 жыл бұрын
Crucifixion causes you to die by suffocation. Water will not help with that.
@chrissonofpear3657
@chrissonofpear3657 6 жыл бұрын
Vinegar sponge. (conspiracy)
@ronn0246
@ronn0246 9 ай бұрын
"I guess the lord works in delirious ways" 🤣🤣
@cicelypatterson3927
@cicelypatterson3927 8 жыл бұрын
"Hey. Hey, guys. Anyone know who the short dude is with the wings and the fig leaf? He's kinda hot." And Jeffrey's face! I love it!
@magma2680
@magma2680 10 жыл бұрын
my goodness I completely forgot what the old youtube layout looked like
@Amanda-zg4lq
@Amanda-zg4lq 5 жыл бұрын
Their has to be a part 2 of this but with Mr. Atheist, TellTale, ect.
@Faithmaxxing23
@Faithmaxxing23 5 жыл бұрын
666k subs, nice.
@luigiclone
@luigiclone 8 жыл бұрын
"The lord works in delirious ways" LMFAO
@brianrennie133
@brianrennie133 9 жыл бұрын
never trust anyone with an invisible friend
@VampireArt666
@VampireArt666 7 жыл бұрын
i did not expect that ending but it was amazing haha
@hussainandishmand6662
@hussainandishmand6662 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this movie after 8years, I first saw it. and now remind the days that I just converted to atheism, good memories.... I am still enjoyed watching this video. Thanks DarkMatter..
@sababharun6893
@sababharun6893 8 жыл бұрын
why is god white
@Ramon-oq3nh
@Ramon-oq3nh 7 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@rayjamieson9772
@rayjamieson9772 7 жыл бұрын
he is Jewish
@banana9926
@banana9926 7 жыл бұрын
Sabab Harun oh fuck of...your racist technically because you think everyone should be black so shad up
@whydoyouexist9721
@whydoyouexist9721 6 жыл бұрын
Banana 9 It doesn't necessarily mean he is racist.
@skepticmoderate5790
@skepticmoderate5790 6 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@awu25
@awu25 9 жыл бұрын
We atheists are so annoying...ask so many logical questions
@FireheadLazzo
@FireheadLazzo 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Aron's parrot also goes to heaven
@allenanderson4911
@allenanderson4911 2 жыл бұрын
Infinite punishment, for being imperfect, which you can't help, because it's a punishment you're born with... because someone else ate an apple. Oh boy. How does anybody unpack that!
@kateplumb8090
@kateplumb8090 10 жыл бұрын
I TOTALLY agree atheists RULE AND SHOULD ALL GO TO HEAVEN NOT THE GUYS WHO GO TO CHURCH
@MAGICBaNaNAz64
@MAGICBaNaNAz64 10 жыл бұрын
This comment is inception
@lnstantnoodles
@lnstantnoodles 10 жыл бұрын
WOOO YEA!
@cjstory2548
@cjstory2548 10 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the way you depicted this. By the time it was over, I was ready to see the pilot! Intelligently done.
@dakotanorth1640
@dakotanorth1640 5 жыл бұрын
Did Aron Ra provide his own voice?
@robertstewart4953
@robertstewart4953 5 жыл бұрын
Probably clips from his hundreds of recorded lectures. sounds familiar
@marksalmoneussorcerersupreme
@marksalmoneussorcerersupreme Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate this video for introducing me to Azrionoch and Bionicdance. It's been great
@allardfreichmann3733
@allardfreichmann3733 8 жыл бұрын
Who needs a body in the after live?
@theoffchannel2054
@theoffchannel2054 5 жыл бұрын
How can you have sex without a body?
@NoobsDudes
@NoobsDudes 5 жыл бұрын
@@theoffchannel2054 r/cursedcomments
@kathyheyne8610
@kathyheyne8610 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody! God can’t afford firewood, gas or oil.
@floriandinkelaker7295
@floriandinkelaker7295 8 жыл бұрын
The Aaron Ra in this video looks much better than the real one
@thunderscorpion770
@thunderscorpion770 3 жыл бұрын
"Would you people please just shut the Fuck up!?" 🤣🤣 "What the fuck makes you think that all I wanna hear for all of eternity is Your Ass kissing" 😂 This is the funniest shit ever!
@jemezname2259
@jemezname2259 3 жыл бұрын
I have often thought the same way. Who in their right mind would want all that ass kissing? Only a sicko like Trump would enjoy it.
@keithfields1756
@keithfields1756 3 жыл бұрын
@@jemezname2259 pls don't compare trump to a insecure mass murdering sociopath that sends ppl to be tortured for all eternity if they are smart enough to question his existent
@Dread2012death
@Dread2012death 5 жыл бұрын
“Ashes, ashes, and we all fall down.” Fuck I’m dead.
@zekeoman1
@zekeoman1 10 жыл бұрын
"I guess the Lord works in delirious ways." OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SURE YOU NOT IN HELL, GOD, CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!
@NotawinnerXLIVE
@NotawinnerXLIVE 10 жыл бұрын
I don't konw how I got here but you earn yourself a subscriber.
@LauraOnDuty
@LauraOnDuty 4 жыл бұрын
One of the most ambitious KZbin crossovers in the early 2010s. :)
@ilovecodemonkeys
@ilovecodemonkeys 4 жыл бұрын
1:10 holy shit is that old ContraPoints I saw a video about she used to be an edgy atheist but I didn’t know she was big enough for the community to acknowledge him at the time
@cpunykurde
@cpunykurde 4 жыл бұрын
I was also so surprised to see her!!! And I had no clue she had been an atheist youtuber... what a surprising way to find out.
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 4 жыл бұрын
@@cpunykurde That was how she gained her footing before she focused on politics during the wake of the culture war 2016 onward
@consciouscactus
@consciouscactus 4 жыл бұрын
noticed that too, came as a surprise lol
@Firem1nded
@Firem1nded 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the old youtube! Didn't think I'd see that again! 6 years, still very entertaining!
@MrUrinpoo
@MrUrinpoo 9 жыл бұрын
What's the song playing in the background when the religious people are praising God?
@mmorgan0678
@mmorgan0678 9 жыл бұрын
MrUrinpoo The title of the song is "Our God is an Awesome God." It was written and recorded by Michael Smith.
@BlueBeluga
@BlueBeluga 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, look at that old YT layout!
@Gab8riel
@Gab8riel 7 жыл бұрын
I made some short research and it seems there is no book of Leroy.
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