If "Band of Brothers" Market Garden was a Company of Heroes 2 Match

[@darkfinst7720]

For everybody who don’t understand it: When you write f**king in the chat, it is replaced with gardening or pudding.

[@LucasCunhaRocha]

Fuck = garden Shit = pudding Cunt = flower Idiot = nice person I think these are all the chat filters

[@rustlerv6549]

Company of heroes 1: No censorship, historical accuracy Company of heroes 2: Micro DLCs and censorship

[@buckplug2423]

@@rustlerv6549 the censorship is the best part of the game though

[@darkfinst7720]

@@rustlerv6549 Good point u mentioned, but CoH 1 was not balanced: Matches against Sherman Calliope were hopeless...

[@rustlerv6549]

@@darkfinst7720 you think the calliope is OP? These days its useless, it will destroy all infantry in the area but its usually the axis that are more of a threat, due to their more advanced tanks and king tiger spam. I'd still give it a go though, is COH2 worth buying still?

[@glass9013]

*I_ALWAYS_WIN Has left the match* Rage Quit

[@MercenaryZack]

Gotta keep that Win/Lose Ratio Clean somehow.

[@mantas69420]

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@sugarnads]

Yeah i snorted coffee at that

[@zacksima8333]

Gotta always win right

[@warmowed]

Ｐｉｏｎｅｅｒ　Ｓ Ｐ Ａ Ｍ

[@NinjaAO42]

Those americans... Tsk Tsk Tsk always complaining

[@nuuouos6742]

HANS GET ZE FLAMMERWERFER

[@pineapplelapolynesia1994]

"Where'd the hell did the Brit get a Sherman?" "Gardener stole it from me when I was repairing."

[@jermainallen7176]

Lend lease. How else you think they got the Firefly made anyhow. Unless you're making a COH2 joke then yeah lol. Probably stole it.

[@zanekoh3473]

Pineapple La Soviet from lend-leased commander tactics 😝

[@fortress2270]

I love this joke. I was repairing my tank and my teammate just stole it from me lol

[@ImperadorLucius]

Firefly boy

[@Ami-vh7sr]

@@ImperadorLucius Sad thing is none of those Shermans were Fireflys......

[@NinjaAO42]

"I play with historical accuracy in mind" KEK

[@NinjaAO42]

@Rick O'Shay Maybe it should be "nO uNnEcEsSaRy DeStRuCtIoN oF pRoPeRtY"

[@NinjaAO42]

@Rick O'Shay For me there is one vehicle that should have made into CoH 2, and it didn't(technically). I miss you Hetzer :( Also why i sometimes prefer CoH1

[@NinjaAO42]

@Rick O'Shay Its the Flamethrower variant. I wanted the standard version. Speaking of the Wespe, tbh i would like to see the Hummel tho. But nice taste there.

[@vroomkaboom108]

Ethan Pang real talk tho? Sometimes i custom match alone against a.i. just to act historically accurate in peace.

[@NinjaAO42]

@@vroomkaboom108 I mean there is nothing wrong with playing in a historically accurate sense but if its going to be detrimental to your teammates in multiplayer thats being selfish not "historically accurate"

[@andrewp8284]

"There's no more green cover wtf" "This is all yellow cover--oh here's some green cover" Lol

[@coenisgreat]

“Good thing i have 5% cheaper ambulance” I love that joke making a return X3 Edit: If anyone's coming here and wondering what I mean, in the now-deleted 'if the Battle of Carentan was a Company of Heroes 2 match', near the beginning one player complained to he teammate how he had the bulliten that makes Ambulances 5% cheaper equipped. Alongside remarking that he also had 3% harder to hit paratroopers' despite not having an Airborne commander equipped.

[@larrybuchholz6046]

You forgot the words tarred and noob

[@flynnsharplin2351]

"Literally 1 guy goes the normal safe route, other guy goes directly in front of enemy to get to cover" XD, I play the first company of heroes game and this happens a lot its annoying

[@thirstyserpent1079]

gets entire team suppressed by a wehr player's emplaced medic bunker with mg with the defense doctrine cause one guy decided to wander into the barbed wire kill box with mines and tank traps attended by zombie grens, volks, pios and supported by 1 sniper 2 mg's 2 paks and possibly a mortar as german medics give him additional free gren squads off of the bodies of dead pios and volks and thus got the other 5 rifle members that were on the otherside of an entire apartment block suppressed.

[@jomavillar]

Sometimes it just works u know hahaha

[@buckplug2423]

@@thirstyserpent1079 shortly followed by being raped by mortars

[@Robert53area]

It happens in the second aswell

[@butterflyvrc]

Clickbait. Trying to use actual in game footage to make me think this is Band of Brothers.

[@karlhans6678]

I counter you

[@pentuplove6542]

#IdiotNeverWatchedBandOfBrothers

[@Ian-qb4qn]

@@pentuplove6542 r/whooosh

[@tangocharliedd-2146]

@@pentuplove6542 you dont get it dont you

[@losgillis]

Epic Comment is Epic.

[@monsterjaren]

When all your settings are on ultra

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

"Good thing I have 5% cheaper ambulance." The double irony of those perks being utterly worthless and the guy being dead is just too much, I can't... :D

[@annedejong1040]

This kinda happened for real and the tankcommander (and crew) lived, this time at least, to fight an other day

[@martind5653]

I played match of Post Scriptum today, which looked exactly like this.

[@dvan0914]

I be like "SEND ONE MODAFOOKIN ROUND NOW"

[@PotatoSoup58]

I'm looking to get that game soon

[@dranoelarios4788]

About gardening time.... Quality content right here

[@Mikey-xz4vn]

2:07 "Oh bugger, the tank is on fire!"

[@frapadingue7066]

That's what we call a "Significal Emotional Event"

[@cpresuttis]

a rather splended cromwell has appreared i love that

[@godhelpme5547]

If those Pioneers were sturmpioneers then it would have been 100% accurate. Good video tho, brings back memories when me and my lads played this

[@NinjaAO42]

StG-44s are siq :)

[@leonardoscutari11]

Yeah but it was Wehrmacht vs US Forces and Brits not the OKW

[@godhelpme5547]

tru

[@jhin3956]

@@leonardoscutari11 it is 2v2? So 1 player is wehr Other can be okw?

[@Bakaroo-lo7rg]

dont mistake enineer for pioneer, please

[@massiarmy751]

3:40 when gaijin puts in 5.3 br and you're 3.7

[@ioan-alexandrutrofin4524]

This is literally the new world war season

[@akriegguardsman]

Ah gayjin

[@trashme.6216]

I Beat my m22 to a tiger

[@airamdelvillar]

damn uptier

[@the_biggest_chungus7508]

Happened to me yesterday evening two times in a row..... My 3.3 and 3.7 against 5.3 and 5.7 outta fucking nowhere

[@pingwenhung8327]

*I_Always_Win has left the match*

[@okupant880]

The mighty stug saved the day once again (flushes infantry out of cover).

[@Marcoz588]

okupant880 S T U G L I F E!

[@dougbright4387]

Lol I was waiting for a hetzer cause ya know hetzer gotta hetz

[@johnalogue9832]

"No unnecessary destruction of property" --The idiot who started this tank battle he could've mitigated and thus caused unnecessary destruction of the town, his allies, multiple tanks....

[@talknight2]

Welcome to the Geneva convention.

[@johnalogue9832]

@@talknight2 The Tiger ambush was a combatant spotted by infantry. AKA, doing their job in spotting for and protecting tanks in close quarters.

[@talknight2]

@@johnalogue9832 Tell that to the SJWs.

[@johnalogue9832]

@@talknight2 what the fuck

[@shiinaai2978]

@@talknight2 It's not the SJW you need to worry about, it's American media who like to demonize people doing the right thing.

[@deadmanwalkin_0422]

"LUL how did we even get a jagdpanther" -German Ace

[@tangkhul_Tekken]

Pride of zee fazzerland. Hah zey are scratching your paint job Helmut!

[@TheArthas2]

A King Tiger quote from CoH1

[@MihzvolWuriar]

Panthers and Tigers used it too

[@LightFurry19]

"Do not fuck with an IS-2"

[@liciniusscapula7696]

@@LightFurry19 I'll fuck with that top hatch, your turret crew better say their prayers

[@LightFurry19]

@@liciniusscapula7696 better bring some strong units

[@sirpseudonymous5555]

Damn the German tank commander mustn't have read Rommel's book on tank warfare

[@dvan0914]

Lol he probably just skimmed the pages and was like" yeahhhhh....... we'll do this plan"

[@kingcobra7183]

Rommel authored the book on Infantry Tactics

[@nuuouos6742]

3:17 TIGER MOD T-34 IS TOO OP

[@tntk3218]

U meant the jagdpanther?

[@nuuouos6742]

@@tntk3218 yesn't

[@voyagerslav4533]

Nice symbol placing there. That really put's us in the real gameplay from COH2.

[@SuperXDES]

I never played Company of Heroes in my life, but how I'm loving this lol Should I play it?

[@Lo-tf6qt]

Men of War is a bit better but the voices in CoH made me laugh my ass off, CoH is enjoyable but I prefer Men of War because you can repair your vehicles and logistics play more of a role in MoW. CoH is very similar but is a bit easier to understand quickly and easier to learn. Although you can't manually control vehicles in CoH which is something that I really hope they add some day. Anyway it's really up to you and what your playstyle is.

[@SuperXDES]

I have heard of that game too, but never played it either, I will try to get them in a Steam sale. I mostly play HoI 2 (Darkest Hour) and Civilization V but I also sometimes play CS:GO and Them Fightin' Herds, and I'm trying to get into HoI 3 and Age of Empires. What games do you usually play?

[@SuperXDES]

BTW, your channel is good.

[@Lo-tf6qt]

Eonex thanks mate! I'm more of an RTS player , shit ton of Total War and Men of War

[@SuperXDES]

Have you played Napoleon Total War? I have it on Steam, if you want to, we can plan and try :P Also, have you tried Empire Earth or Starcraft?

[@johanderuiter9842]

"It smells like volksgrenadiers in here.."

[@fmerritt2001]

4:00 USF unlocks weapon rack, equips BARs and ‘zooks... well done, thanks for sharing!

[@StrangeDaysGaming]

"lul how did we even get a jagdpanther?"

[@Marcoz588]

Strange W A V E *Borrows from Coh1 ^_^

[@mwnciboo]

"Look what we found in da Lootbox Hans!"

[@fortress2270]

The part where one member of the squad goes right way when another man walks the other is too accurate

[@mazditzo]

Tiger, JagdPanther, Stug ohhhhh German engineering was at best

[@fatmanbatman9374]

maz ditzo the stug was good the other things had major issues

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Engineering so good they had to restrict the Tiger engine RPM so it didn't tear itself apart, and a final drive gear that shredded itself because some genius decided the Panther would be made heavier than initially planned and not alter the running gear... Flawless 10/10 Which is of course why near a full half of these units deployed never actually made it into action due to chronic breakdowns.

[@ferdinand5223]

The best at being over-engineered pieces of unreliable, gas-guzzling shit? Oh, yes, very much so.

[@peterlustig6888]

@@ferdinand5223 Just look at the german KDR instead of complaining about non sense. Also take a look at the aces of WW2 95% germans.

[@ferdinand5223]

@@peterlustig6888, look up kill-death ratios? The only thing that's nonsense here is your notion that KDRs are what people use to gauge a tank's overall effectiveness.

[@jebbroham1776]

So by CoH2 chat requirements, Operation Market Garden was really just Operation Market Fuck.

[@Mazryonh]

This meme needs to become more popular.

[@canadianguy7291]

i fucking love the, "*right click* *right click*"

[@gearsankylosaurus9624]

Had this been h&g all the tanks would be more scared of all the infantry than the other tanks

[@spyper6676]

They would just run away from tryhard infantry with AT weapons. SPAMING PANZERFAUSTS AND KUEBEL-MINES IN A NUTSHELL

[@xRPRx]

As someone who plays BFV, I can relate. Tanks are made of paper mache and 1 smart infy player can take out even a tiger 🤦‍♂️

[@buckplug2423]

@@xRPRx you still play BFV? Dude, I were never able to find anyone to play BfVietnam with

[@xRPRx]

buckplug uh no. BFV. It released about a month and a half ago. BFV.

[@buckplug2423]

@@xRPRx ah that one. it's like EA forgot that they already named a game "BFV"

[@kyah117]

This is so god damn true and funny :D

[@Mnnadr62]

My brain when i see troops on the street or out from the cover be like: *NO WHITE AND RED COVER?!?* *DISAPPOINTED HISTORICAL FACE*

[@silverwolf5643]

"Holy Pudding"

[@AlexBlues]

Wow! Very good man! I have not seen something so original in a while! And I'm a senior game veteran! Congratulations! Fantastic! I'm writing seriously! From Brasil!

[@Павел-ж8н1ь]

It's gold from KZbin, love this gamers video. :-D

[@FarizTrinidad]

Unnecessary destruction!

[@absolutfreeman1033]

When you say "fuck" in company of heroes and it will be cencored and become "garden" lol

[@ROBOTLOBSTOR]

Omg this is amazing lol! Brings back so many memories. Always so stressful when a tiger and jagdpanther showed up together and you had no AT guns. Had to desperately spam artlillary to hold the German armor back. Sigh so fun lol

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

The unit icons floating above them kill me

[@biswajitbose3957]

When KZbin recommends a pudding pure gold!

[@glacisp4484]

4:40 when one blow whip you 3 grade section

[@zipsey]

“German Paratroopers OP” Ah yes, history would like to have a word with you...

[@tgp-thegenericsplayroom]

You mean the fallshirmjagers. Yes

[@peterlustig6888]

? The FG42 was a incredible gun.

[@marvinbanzuela6336]

Fallschirmjägers that appear from houses out of nowhere.

[@tgp-thegenericsplayroom]

Oh yeah the jaeger/stormtrooper team

[@Vihtori_Lettunen]

I lol'd so hard, my wife almost called the ambulance. :D

[@ashs9353]

Never once did I hear " tie your f×ckin laces Johnson"

[@somanosanghirun1580]

I didn't play CoH when I watched this, I play CoH now and I feel this pain.

[@abrahammartin8447]

Fucking gold! Bull looks up "WAT!" LOL

[@mr_ThreeEight_1776]

"HiStOrIcAl AcCuRaCeY" hit home and reminded me of all those times my fucking tigers and king tigers somehow died frontally to 76's

[@itz_gacha_icykurt5309]

Those sherman wont fire

[@gihan9319]

I love the "u serious" look 🤣

[@ErossMcCloud]

green cover green cover green cover green cover green cover

[@franknezevic4385]

This is great do more of this

[@lisandrorincon3324]

This was awesome, good work dude!

[@Supectible]

Gardening Dude!

[@namakudhani1]

That jagdphanter looked soo real. Beautiful.

[@helilivesmatter1075]

Because it is??

[@paullianblantar2404]

Greatest video of the last ten years! Thanks my good sir!

[@johnbarlow7292]

I miss there show.they shows coulds last 2days of watching movies

[@stephenjobsaulog8806]

coh players be like. green cover

[@Fish-kz8xw]

What doctrine did you choose? Me: Defensive Doctrine

[@smellfish1430]

Gotta love how almost none of the tanks where using their mgs.

[@thefaithfulwisp6272]

This what it feels like to play both men of war and company of heroes

[@Tommy23r10]

This is fucking brilliant, very well done lmao

[@psychedeliccarrie5921]

3:28 Operation Flashpoint explosion sound

[@RemingtonSVK]

it was used in so many movies, also when you crash tank into other tank, that scratching noise is also found in many movies

[@Loperenco1]

To jest kurwa takie złoto że aż brak słow, coś wspaniałego :D

[@DLG49]

That jagdpanther though looked sick

[@weksheddweller]

3:26 aren't rifle grenades only exclusive to the British in COH?

[@kurtco.397]

CoH1, yes. In 2, it's an upgrade for the American rear echelon troops (starting / engineer-ish units).

[@ErGamesOfficial]

nice edit bro!

3:59 that one guy how use engis in the attacks

[@bencurran3204]

Tbh, for all its worth, they did pretty good at improvising a tiger.

[@willname7731]

Even though it's a replica, that JagdPanther is beautiful. 3:38 is probably one of the sexiest tank scenes ever.

[@i_druth]

I don't recall ever playing COH2 though this made me lol.

[@marlovaldes3541]

Inolvidable serie..nunca la borraré de mi PC...

Tienes la versión rusa de Krasny bor?

[@alorikkoln]

The Cromwell was a fast thinly armored cruiser tank. It got its ass beaten by the Germans. The Jagdpanther was a real beast. Not much could withstand its firepower.

[@easy_eight2810]

how come germans can't aim the most accurate mounted heavy machine gun in ww2?

[@MisterChernobyl]

hOlyWoOd

[@jh565bb]

wasnt the bren the most accurate lmg in ww2?, that gun was like a rapid fire sniper rifle.

[@stephencrompton4352]

@@jh565bb I'm pretty sure the Bren got taken out of service because it was *too* accurate

[@jh565bb]

@@stephencrompton4352 Nothing wrong with that, they used them for years after ww2.

[@stephencrompton4352]

@@jh565bb yeah, just the idea of a machine gun is for suppressive fire and a machine gunner isn't always necessarily trying to hit anything, the MG42 was effective because of it's rate of fire and poor accuracy.

[@in9836]

LMAOOOO the pioneer spam is soo accurate

[@aslamnurfikri7640]

3:17 AH SHIT NOT THAT T-34 TIGER AGAIN!!!

[@ArchmageOfAnarchy]

A RATHER SPLENDID CROMWELL

[@nathancox6249]

1:20 Oh crap

[@勝又亮耶]

指揮官違うだけでこうも変わるのか。ありがとうございました、アメリカ人同士で。

[@Chairman_Wang]

I just recently watched this show and this gets recommended? Google OP.

[@alsenar2]

"Garden"

[@radicallarrythemailman8269]

I love how most comments are just from recently lmao

[@grayju79]

Lol i havent even played this game but find this amusing, well done.

[@NJtuber88]

I counted 2 Tiger Is 1 JPan, and 1 stug?

[@vujiciclinus3551]

Those should be Assault Grenadiers because of their sub-machine guns But great work! I love it!

[@jermainallen7176]

British: "No unnecessary damage to property." Also British: Firebombs Dresden and pretty much all of Germany into submission.

[@gerere966]

Bots always do Grenadiers spam on skirmish

[@ryleeculla5570]

I do the same in war thunder and I do fine and also you can’t just shoot a buildings and also in COH 1 and 2 you can’t hurt a tank just by shooting a building

I wish I was actually good enough at CoH 1 and 2 to be able to even play online. I suck so much at these games. Too much microing and I can't react fast enough with several different encounters.

[@LennertTale]

There's an attack ground function? Where?

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

3:16 dafug is that supposed to be a tiger 1? The hull is uber long and it is not a porsche tiger its front is same as a tiger 1 H

[@tacticion5163]

Yeah since there weren't any restored Tigers since this series came out

[@blacklight2488]

This is more heroes and generals than anything.

[@IamAWESOME3980]

you are gardened

[@metalmedan]

Tiger tanks + MG42 = insane..!!

[@lt_darkseekerantique3911]

This is why I mostly build Fireflies