The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@impostorproductions6638]

Epic

[@danielrivera488]

Wow

[@michelleuhlinlilja]

Classic as always !

[@jenosmurf9922]

hi

[@zyzz9780]

Can we have a first guy to see a Ryan George video

[@OneTopic]

it’s like lying, on purpose, for money!

[@OneTopic]

and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@an4kin5kywalker]

You’re not the first reply hold your horses

[@falon5117]

Bruh how do you watch everyone I do everytime I see your comment on one of my favorite content creators

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

*RYAN GEORGE IS GARBAGE* *I AM BETTER IN EVERY WAY*

[@an4kin5kywalker]

@@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 no

[@Yeetbloxian]

Ryan should be an actor. He was so good at acting how an actor acts

[@dariadaniellemusic]

What a great idea someone should tell him

[@rachelle3796]

Hmmm, it seems the floor that is made out of floor is apparently floor concrete, interesting

[@batgiov7638]

I know right

[@Yeetbloxian]

@@livecamsex-checkmylink9000 i like how spam bots now make the least believable virus links. How desperate do you have to be to trust these guys lmao

[@ManateeMentality]

Unfortunately acting how an actor acts isn’t necessarily what’s required to become an actor!

[@ClintsReptiles]

Man, I love me some exploded corn when I watch people pretending while I refrain from talking to them!

[@THE_SOSC]

This comment is mine now I decided

[@unkykun]

@@THE_SOSC But the cop said that if you do so, they will put you in a room !

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@THE_SOSC Plagiarism is TIGHT

[@o.rbi.t]

Very relatable! Me love some piece of exploded corn!!

[@stefanw6665]

world wide web? more like a small village where everyone knows each other

[@raydunakin]

Two things I learned from this: 1. Getting people to shut up and watch you pretend is super difficult, extremely inconvenient. 2. Getting roasted is healthier than getting fried, but still painful.

[@stare4539]

Loool

[@Marquis-Sade]

So you watched the ad.

[@Matt-ck3pp]

Getting people to shut up and watch you pretend is TIGHT

[@mirowhzo5750]

I prefer toasted

[@basil4154]

Super hard, definitely an inconvenience!

[@Lobstro]

2:47 The most powerful phrase in the Ryanverse, "I decided," has been countered by a new phrase: "That's not up to you, I don't think!"

[@davidm4566]

Too bad it doesn't work like that in real life...

[@ProjektTaku]

@@davidm4566 yes it does I decided.

[@ThatGuyRNA]

@@ProjektTaku *yes it does I decided

[@ProjektTaku]

@@ThatGuyRNA That's not up to you, I don't think!

[@ssupermarlo]

@@ProjektTaku yes it is, i decided.

[@brickmasterstudio9962]

I love how his jacket is appropriately dirty since he sucks at being a dry cleaner 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Ohhh that’s good

[@santishorts]

The dirty jacket was bothering me from the beginning until he said "you are a dry cleaner and you are terrible at it". Brilliant

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

YES!!! I noticed that in the beginning; especially the right shoulder lapel. Then when he mentioned being bad at dry cleaning, my eyes went to it again and I cracked up!! 🤣😂🤣

[@foks0054]

He said that and I immediately paused and came down here

[@tarantinoish]

It's the little details that stand out.

[@Superbajt]

In a world where everyone has the same face, being an actor is very different.

[@j.b.c.a.]

3:31 "In case you ever need someone to do some pretending for you, you know, that you'll know what my face looks like up close". Maybe not the best move.

[@Vikdeb25502]

No, it's super easy barely an inconvenience

[@motasemsalameh1521]

@@Vikdeb25502 Oh, really?!

[@crazysasha1374]

What are you talking about ? They don't have the same faces, one of them has glasses.

[@rolandweigelt]

Why do I read the "In a world" with a very specific voice in my mind?

[@nerd_1356]

The long awaited prequel to "celebrity guy" :)

[@omarwanace23_45]

I like your profile pic

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

*RYAN GEORGE IS GARBAGE* *I AM BETTER IN EVERY WAY*

[@nerd_1356]

@@omarwanace23_45 Thanks :)

[@THEREALCAPTAINDREAD]

Wow wow wow

[@j.b.c.a.]

@@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 Shut up man

[@chrisggoodwin777]

When she was in her 50s, my mom was on a billboard for a community College. So many friends told her it was so great she was finishing her degree. Even when she told them it was just an acting gig for an ad campaign, they were still confsed....

[@stinkytoy]

Oh my goodness, congrats to your mom on finishing her education! I knew she could do it ☺️

[@John231984]

@@stinkytoy oh, tricking people into thinking you finished your eduaction is tight!

[@JimmyVermeer]

The college didn't have any actual students so they had to use actors?

[@legend5831]

Actor guy: I'm gonna pretend to be somebody else I decided Real Ryan: I'm gonna pretend to be EVERYBODY I decided

[@blipblopblap3586]

“Are we pretending right now?” Oh no. They’re becoming self-aware.

[@vandal280]

The apocalypse is nigh

[@armorvil]

It really is starting : one of the Ryan Georges is the mayor of a french town /watch?v=Tz-lYPdp7Mo

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@armorvil Didnt understand a word they said.

[@armorvil]

@@Marquis-Sade that's strange, I thought you could understand french without having to learn it...

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@armorvil How would you know that I am french or not?

[@aaryamanchauhan1815]

"I'm sure you did" "Me too" This is cracking me up

[@ratfat17]

Saying “I assume so” in response to be asked if you’re ready is possibly the most relatable thing I have ever heard

[@ericdculver]

After an extremely long pause too.

[@boodesultan12]

I usually go with “i guess yeah”

[@ignaciotaborda6538]

Im more of a "I think so" guy

[@ProjektTaku]

I myself am a "I surmise undoubtedly" person.

[@canadadry5449]

0:50 "Are we pretending right now? Is that what this is?" Clever.

[@Kylekashi]

Now I wonder... Did he always have that "bad at dry cleaning" joke planned or did he get his jacket dirty so he came up with a good skit to mask it 🤔

[@orangebeagle3068]

My guess is it’s the second reason.

[@KelpTheGreat]

Lol, I didn't even notice the jacket was dirty.

[@davidmcmahon4633]

Yep, looks like chalk on the right side of his jacket. Or is that stage make-up that got on it?

[@ElementalLeaf]

This guy should get in touch with the first guy to ever write fiction. I feel like they might be able to work well together.

[@ProjektTaku]

yeah, like make some sort of long pretend recording.

[@ProjektTaku]

@Nathaniel Shrock yeah, and then they can make another one that is after the first pretend recording.

[@davidtitanium22]

Long pretend recording? Yo the first guy to make an ad might want to sponsor that, just need to put some sandwhich with a pretty big pickle in there somewhere

[@bplionel2]

"Then the writer did a backflip, snapped the guy's neck, and saved the day."

[@mandotory6728]

@@ProjektTakuThen they could go and pitch that project to someone with a lot of money who could like produce them… nah never mind that sounds pretty difficult, very much an inconvenience

[@X24Paradox]

"Do you have a movie I can act in?" "Yes sir, I do"

[@trla6505]

It could be a play,

[@AndrewCheshire]

"Now, are you Korean?" "No." "And you're sure?" "Yes." "Because you look like someone I might cast to play an Asian character in a movie." "Yeah. And please stop doing that." "Well, no promises."

[@brucebaker810]

It's called "Sensitive Cop with Boozer Dad Backstory". Want the outline?

[@gymnastgirlflips]

Imagine the epicness of the crossover that would be. It seems so possible, too, and yet I don't know if Screen Rant could pay for so many amazing actors collaborating together :/

[@conorpillay4315]

"No Jeremy's real, I saw him just this morning by the copy machine!" "I'm sure you did" "Me too!" that was so good lol

[@poprockjay]

Its true, I was the copy machine

[@deepdishequalspizza]

@@poprockjay it's true, you're jeremy

[@y0kian]

Lol I read this as it was being said perfect timing

[@Ciaolo]

So, there IS a copy machine.

[@nobody5333]

It’s true, I was this morning

[@alkra4798]

As someone who went to college for acting, there was absolutely nothing wrong and everything right with this sketch lmao!

[@clairebamber9608]

3:33 "Now you'll know what my face looks like up close." Should have handed him a mirror! 😆

[@SparksMC]

Haha

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

No, no. He's got a Point!

[@creeperinvasion6885]

Now we need a crossover with the first guy to write fiction and actor guy where they make the first movie.

[@johnprieto435]

First stunt man! Because someone has to do the back flip

[@billyweed835]

"So you have a story for me to be in?" "Yes sir I do." "...This feels oddly familiar somehow..."

[@jelita_]

@@johnprieto435 Biggest crossover in the Ryan verse.

[@MattsCrazyArt]

I feel like the exploded corn needs a more developed back story. That hit me kind of suddenly. Mmmmmmmm corn

[@JS-rv3et]

umm popcorn?

[@vandal280]

Sometimes I go see a movie just cuz I want exploded corn

[@finwefingolfin7113]

How about 'The first guy to ever explode corn' as a prelude to this?

[@fullmetalandtheflame438]

As an actor myself, giving someone your headshot and being overly excited when the unenthusiastically say “I’ll be in touch” is so relatable 😂

[@foxinabox5103]

Can i have your headshot? Edit: ok.... I sound like im going to cease exist this person.

[@adnanqureshi4761]

As a casual observer, it would sound a lot less pretentious if you left the “myself” out of your first sentence. Just saying

[@mercurywoodrose]

I REMEMBER visiting a relative in los angeles, , and he had a head shot on his living room table, even though he wasnt an actor. i assume its mandatory there.

[@fullmetalandtheflame438]

@@adnanqureshi4761 I wasn’t trying to sound pretentious. I’m a broke struggling actor lol. There’s nothing pretentious or glamorous about it. I work at a fast food restaurant to make money.

[@maliziosoeperverso1697]

@@adnanqureshi4761 I didn't get that vibe but okay

[@jwatts1980]

If only the actor guy and the script writer guy would ever meet, they could be amazing together! Wow wow wow! Wow!

[@Spazzboy911]

"Do you know what a hypothetical situation is?" "No, but I can imagine a possible scenario in which I do."

[@ceilinh6004]

He's very enterprising, carrying around his own soundtrack like that.

[@petrarafiki]

Kronk does it as well. Well, he sings it actually as inca’s didn’t have smartphones yet.

[@darylingoteborg3178]

@@petrarafiki Harry Mack does it too. Actually- we should all carry around our own situational soundtracks like custom entrance music when we arrive anywhere 😀 (Cue crickets because I can’t find my tumbleweed track for awkward silence circumstances)

[@petrarafiki]

@@darylingoteborg3178 crickets are perfect. I’m starting my soundtrack-playlist now! 😂

[@darylingoteborg3178]

@@petrarafiki as an analog version I’m going to practice the pitch and tonal variations of flatulence methods to produce well timed farts that sound like a question mark🤨

[@petrarafiki]

@@darylingoteborg3178 *slowly exiting the room backwards while smiling uncomfortable*

[@EliotDoesStuff]

Props to Ryan getting one of his clones to hold the camera

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

*RYAN GEORGE IS GARBAGE* *I AM BETTER IN EVERY WAY*

[@denverarnold6210]

Jesus. How do you manage to have nothing but bots respond to your message?

[@EliotDoesStuff]

@@denverarnold6210 I don’t manage

[@denverarnold6210]

@@EliotDoesStuff fair enough

[@cejuonline]

@@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 no

[@EricJacobusOfficial]

Actors to this day are still careful to avoid guys like pink hat man.

[@pvshka]

Fancy finding you here

[@pranavnigam11]

I just realized he was wearing a pink cap lmao

[@SynoPTL]

Just one of the interesting things about the indicative mood

[@AprehamLincoln]

"I'll be in touch" is such a traumatic line. Gave me flashbacks to my days as a failed (obviously) child actor. So many auditions. So few casting directors that got in touch.

[@fmwyt95]

You know, considering the method by which directors like to get "in touch" with child actors, you're probably the lucky one

[@willowthegoobergal]

I've watched every single Ryan George video up until this point and I'm not gonna stop now. It's super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@hunterkiller1440]

Those final lines made me chuckle. Then its sad reality hit me.

[@ea1013]

Ayyy what's up hunterkiller1440?

[@SynoPTL]

this channel again

[@gaminganimators7000]

I don't get it

[@romallohenry]

@@gaminganimators7000 most auditions end with we'll be in touch but they almost never do unless you got the part. It is similar to job interviews in that regard

[@jacktheflash8478]

@@romallohenry yeah....

[@JustSomeCanuck]

"One last thing. Can I pretend to do a backflip and snap your neck?" "I don't want you to snap my neck." "We're just pretending, remember? I'm not going to actually snap your neck. Besides, I can't actually do a backflip." "You can't?" "No, but I can use a computer and some metal wires to make it look like I can do a backflip!" "You can do that, but you couldn't even dry clean my good pants?"

[@mattdowds8505]

"Wouldn't it be simpler to get someone else who can actually do a backflip to pretend to be you pretending to be the guy that does the back flip?"

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

@@mattdowds8505 That would save the day.

[@princeedwardn319]

@@mattdowds8505 yes, super easy barely inconvenience

[@Mo_Mauve]

@@mattdowds8505 That's a pretty funny name for stunt double.

[@Goatman_Gamer]

Then he saved the day

[@Pers0n97]

That "Ill be in touch" at the end feels like it's carries a lot of baggage for Ryan.

[@youtubeman2001]

I respect that you put your sponsor ad at the end of the video. Not many KZbinrs do that

[@Adurnis]

I can’t believe how many videos it took me to recognize the pun in “I’m out here in ad space”.

[@R4bbany]

He could behave like the guy who did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and save the day

[@MsLilly200]

Oh I dunno that sounds kinda dangerous. Maybe he should get some other guy who knows how to do backflips to do that part. But like, not show that guys face so it looks like this pretending guy did it.

[@turtlnickel]

@@MsLilly200 Ooh, great idea for a new video! First guy to be a stuntman!

[@pipagamer3874]

@@agnez9711 are you having a stroke xD

[@enigmatic3194]

@@MsLilly200 So you're telling me that doing a backflip is dangerous... So you send in a different guy we barely know to do the same dangerous thing? Count me in.

[@zesty9815]

The First Guy To Ever Be A Stunt Double For The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor.

[@innocentbystander3317]

These skits are gonna get so much better now that Ryan George invented acting!

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Theory: Story Teller Guy from "The First Guy To Write Fiction" went onto hire Actor Guy to act out the stories he wrote, creating the new medium of plays. Later, his son, Screenwriter Guy would team up with Producer Guy to invent movies.

[@earththeearth]

The Ryan George Cinematic Universe has expanded, it seems

[@beckmania1066]

THE TIMELINE IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE!!!!! How does your comment not have more likes?!

[@Sakuta3220]

@@beckmania1066 people are too dumb to understand these wise words

[@automaticexternaldefibrillator]

yes

[@martystrasinger3801]

But of course Story Teller Guy has to argue with Screen Writer and Producer guys that they are deviating from what he wrote.

[@YeviCoulson]

This is probably the most important Ryan-verse video as "I decided" was almost countered by "that's not up to you I don't think"

[@LittleMAC78]

I spent about 2 and half min constantly noticing the lapel on the jacket and then the 'dry cleaning' line just got me. Once again, excellent work to 'all' who work in the RyanVerse and 'Thank You, Kindly'.

[@pomergrannt]

2:04 "I'm sure you did." "Me too!" It's those throwaway lines that really get me

[@JJ_R]

This guy wanted to pretend to be someone else and make others smile, he decided. Sounds like someone else I know of…

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

*RYAN GEORGE IS GARBAGE* *I AM BETTER IN EVERY WAY*

[@Gingy_2006]

Are you talking about George Ryan?

[@roscojenkins7451]

*Nods head* Totally Jerry from accounting

[@TheJobCompany]

the first person to ever send a spam comment edit: wait nonono, I mean like.. the replies, not the top comment, that one's fine, I don't think that will be fun notification to get

[@les907]

@@Gingy_2006 Whoa, slow down there. I mean, this guy's good enough to, oh I don't know, star as a security guard on a college campus for a comedy series. But, comparing him to George Ryan sounds like it would have to be pretty complicated to do.

[@hunterkiller1440]

I will do this screaming and telling people what to do on stage, I've decided. It's a free job called heckler.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Most jobs are free

[@chazzerous]

“I’m pretending to be a cop, this isn’t that complicated” “Actually that’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

[@007dalal]

Wow wow

[@optimascrime5235]

As an aspiring Actor myself I find this very funny😂

[@ProjektTaku]

cool.

[@vasyan123]

Is it just me or Ryan is slowly building "The First Guy To Ever..." universe to the point when Pitch Meeting interactions would make sense?

[@GoldBass]

First Guy Ever to Pitch a Movie Meets the First Guy Ever to Say Tight, yeah I’d watch that.

[@ProjektTaku]

no, he's slowly building up to that moment, when first guy to write a movie meets first guy to produce to make a movie with actor guy. I can't wait, the hype has been building up.

[@Deborita777]

That would be a heckuva lot more fun to watch than the entire MSheU! And then the Pitch Meeting could be advertised with the First Guy to Ever Make a Honest (Movie) Trailer.

[@jaer2354]

Ryan makes acting look super easy barely an inconvenience

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

*RYAN GEORGE IS GARBAGE* *I AM BETTER IN EVERY WAY*

[@dogwood5070]

There should be a comma there

[@cejuonline]

@@dogwood5070 not using punctuation is tight

[@djorgs]

*Aunt Betty makes acting look super easy

[@markmurex6559]

@@cejuonline No,having no spaces after a comma,now that is tight,bro.

[@chasekoop1122]

You know you really enjoy someone's content when you enjoy their sponsored bits

[@MiddleAgedBob]

It's one of the few times in advertisement that EVERYONE wins. The advertiser gets their product out their. The artist earns a living. The viewer is entertained the WHOLE time.

[@timtreefrog9646]

"That frickin sun bakes me like a potato. "

[@philipbohi983]

Watching the Adstronaut is like a bonus clip, and made me want Space Butter on my Exploded Corn…but thanks to Noom I know not to eat ALL of it. And by ALL of it, I do mean all that exists.

[@matthewmiller8297]

I've been watching your content on and off for a long time, but just finally subscribed. You just keep getting better over time. Go Ryan!

[@bobiboulon]

Well, I know people who discovering that whole "pretending" thing and who didn't quite understood how it works. You know, like people getting mad on twitter and trashing actors for what their character did...

[@Donnah1979]

It was a much bigger problem when movies were newly invented. 😄

[@rokeYouuer]

A certain Peter Quill v Thanos moment comes to mind . . .

[@trla6505]

@@Donnah1979 lets go even further, plays had actors too, with mask and wigs, but people would go against the writer in most cases

[@CrazyMazapan]

@@Donnah1979 Right. Like Richard Mansfield suspected of being Jack the Ripper just because how convincingly he represented Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[@Stolkmen]

"I'll be in touch." Hmm....sounds like something a person who won't be in touch would say. Love your skits Ryan :D

[@imatsoup2186]

That, or the next vid's gonna be about making the first movie or TV show

[@michaelwbell442]

He decided to participate in the pretending.

[@unvergebeneid]

He lives in LA. He knows.

[@BTClips522]

He'll be in touch**ing himself** with him

[@KevinCrouch0]

I like to imagine that this is like the guy who invented fiction but a few years later and he's just like "no no no now I'm going to pretend to BE the people from the stories too!"

[@wesleyoldham4222]

A non-magical Gilderoy Lockhart

[@_thethinker5557]

1:32 thundering just happened where I live perfectly 🤣

[@ChristopherHemsworthCreative]

The editing and dialogue have gotten so good on these that I legit sometimes forget it's Ryan talking to himself. I literally said to myself "wow that one guy there is being SO difficult!" haha

[@silverboltstudios]

Ryan pretending he's not him while pretending he's not him is tight!

[@mattlord97]

This guy seems like the perfect person to play "guy who does a backflip, snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day"

[@kennyclips658]

Perfect fan cast. Too bad they already cast tom holland as him

[@ProjektTaku]

@@kennyclips658 *argh*

[@vladimirlagos2688]

That reaction at the beginning at realizing he's about to get trapped listening to someone else ramble about their life plans was so oddly relatable.

[@aloysiusmaina2625]

It's amazing how often I forget that this is only one person. The timing of the argument is so tight, one is completely caught up in the magic!

[@HelloImakecovers]

Did you use the word tight on purpose?

[@neelbanga]

I just noticed that little camera tilt, just shows how dedicated you are!

[@Keepupthecardio]

How about a skit on "First guy to ever meet his girlfriends dad."

[@Keepupthecardio]

I think that would be awesome.

[@NebulaAccount]

That’d be cool ngl

[@alecpowers8591]

The first guy to commit suicide I gonna step out of this life I decided

[@NebulaAccount]

@@alecpowers8591 that’d be cool

[@Shenaniloon]

So technically we can thank this one Ryan for every Pitch meeting for without him, we'd never have movies!

[@nirmalasokan1687]

Disclaimer: Ryan George is not a real adstronaut. He is only pretending to be one

[@paca_bill4863]

Nonsense. I'm sure I saw him on one of the last Blue Origin launchs........oh wait......that was William Shatner pretending to be Ryan George pretending to be an astronaut :)

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

@@paca_bill4863 no, it was Ryan George pretending to be The Shat pretending to be an astronaut.

[@unvergebeneid]

Wait, that adstronaut is Ryan?! I thought that was his father Jeremy!

[@TitularHeroine]

@@unvergebeneid No I thought his father was Steve, turns out he's an alcoholic

[@TitularHeroine]

@@paca_bill4863 "The Shat" 😂

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

The "Are we pretending right now?" line really got to me. That's called meta, I decided.

[@magicarp6315]

“I’m sure you did” “Me too” 🤣

[@iyar220]

0:31 yes he is, a stroke of genius.

[@JediJuniper92]

I love how he’s bad at being a dry cleaner and his jacket has stains on it

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Giving him a picture of himself so he'll be able to remember his face... This Ryanverse certainly is strange.

[@beckmania1066]

If the dude wanted to remember what he looked like he could, y’know, FaceTime anybody.

[@davinolson3604]

I really want to become an actor in the future, so it's nice to see where the idea of it came from.

[@matthewstuckenbruck5834]

This video should be required viewing for freshmen in every acting school.

[@ace-xy8ub]

Are you having a stroke 😂😂😂😂 actually made me LOL. Solid sketch, I love the patience the characters show, and love the consent pauses

[@j.k.-p3168]

Please don't ever stop making these! They bring me joy every time there's a new edition to the Ryan Verse

[@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452]

*RYAN GEORGE IS GARBAGE* *I AM BETTER IN EVERY WAY*

[@j.k.-p3168]

@@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 do I detect a bit of jealousy

[@angelfern9]

When he says "I'll be in touch", it looks like he's about to burst out laughing... add the whole thing to the blooper reel! 😁

[@jenniferp403]

“In case you need to know what my face looks like up close!!” He says to himself. Hahahahaha! Ryan, you comedic genius! Also, your hair as the actor was totally on point.

[@FreddieLane9001]

The fact he's acting talking about acting to himself is pure gold. Love your content Ryan!

[@FireyDeath4]

This is one of those times when Ryan trying to make a concept seem really weird, looks weirder than Ryan actually makes the concept look. Imitation, communication and storytelling are as old as the ages and they're some of the first things babies think to do

[@brendenlatkovich7016]

You just know this is gonna be a great video after all of the Ryanverse of acting already

[@scosuvian3272]

Ryan is acting to act like he's acting. Let that sink in... ...no seriously let that sink in its been trying to get in since 4

[@danbasford7456]

Oh no, that sounds terrible. I don't want to let that happen. Also, I think that is illegal. They could put you in a room for that.

[@jerin_dd5586]

Think about it… The sink can’t come in unless I invite it in. What else can’t come in unless I invite them? VAMPIRES. That sink is a vampire in disguise.

[@flameofthephoenix8395]

That's not too completely uncommon, whenever you hear a narrator voice telling a story it's the same thing.

[@danbasford7456]

@@jerin_dd5586 😶 I've been staring at my kitchen sink for several minutes now. I know that it knows that I know what the truth is now. It won't get me. 🤨

[@TitularHeroine]

@@danbasford7456 Sinks have drains. What goes down the drain? Water. What's thicker than water? BLOOD. What drains blood? VAMPIRES. You let that sink in.

[@TheLadyBlerd]

Actor: "I want to get paid for people watching me play pretend." 5 year olds: "OMG that's a thing?!?" Politicians: "Yeah. And if you do it well enough, they'll pay you to pretend whatever you say is real."

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Unfortunately, you are Sooooo Right!!! 🤣😂🤣😯😐😣😭

[@maryzmijski6087]

What's with bot

[@BalrogQuote]

@@maryzmijski6087 It's just doing bot things, quite annoying. Been seeing a lot of this one lately. Best to just report it when you see it.

[@maryzmijski6087]

@@BalrogQuote ok

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

[@KingofHades208]

“It would be fun if I pretend as though there are things happening that are not” I had to take a while there to process that sentence

[@tonysmith7632]

Lotta Napoleon Dynamite energy with the "YES!" at the end. I dig it.

[@RayAP17]

I want to see the first guy to ever be a pro athlete. "Hey, listen, I can throw this brown egg-shaped ball really far, so... give me some money." "What?" "Give me some money for throwing this egg-shaped ball really far, and sometimes not very far, but still a lit-- a little bit far. And sometimes I'll just hand it to another guy and watch him get just-- just mauled by several freakishly large men." "And you want me to give you money for that." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Why would I do that?" "Well, because people will pay you to watch me do that, I decided." "Why would people pay to see that?" "Because there will be other people trying to stop me from throwing the brown egg really far." "Why would they be trying to stop you?" "Because people will pay to see it."

[@dinojack5567]

Wow.

[@MenacingBanjo]

@@dinojack5567 Wowowowow wow.

[@michaeldougherty2807]

Shouldn't you be trying to throw it to one of your friends, really far away of course.

[@dinojack5567]

@@michaeldougherty2807 Yeah then people stop you frog throwing it. What's the point then? The point is to throw it! But why stop them from doing that? I don't think you get it.

[@rayzerot]

This should be an easier concept to understand considering there has already been a first guy to write fiction. Also how did the actor not jump over the bad guy and snap his neck?!

[@virtuallyreal5849]

The rcu isn't in chronological order.

[@Can_O_Peas]

I’ve recently realized that I have seen every video in your channel. Each more than once. I’m so happy I get to enjoy another one

[@andrertcarreiro]

You're brilliant, my friend. Every sketch is an instant classic.

[@original3981]

All of these people coming up with things make it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@footsanti5353]

Ryans vids are so great that even the ads from the sponsors at the end are cool and i stay to watch them!!!

[@enigmatic3194]

He really knows how to explain the simplest things to be weird as heck and we all love it.

[@MrJ1Horrordirector]

The way you play with words and vocabulary is amazing and is the stuff you want to learn. Make a movie Ryan, sweet jesus.

[@lordjezus]

Happy Newyear Friend... Love to watch your Shows... what a Great Actor you are

[@buckethead60]

Seeing as he plays music on his phone, I think we can come to the conclusion that Thespis, the first actor, grew up in a period of technological advancement. Maybe after Ryan created the clones they took over the world and have to re-learn everything humans did, but now in a more civilized environment. Fascinating..

[@Mysticleo42]

God damn I didn't know how much I missed "Hi there, hello." and thay really put a smile on my face, thanks Ryan :)

[@mangothedango]

And then someone else heard about this guy pretending to be someone different and decided to do it as well but not as good as the original actor and people still gave him more money because of nostalgia and thus reboots were born

[@snowangelnc]

That could be a whole nother video right there.

[@radcallum]

Yeeeeessss!!!! I've been waiting for this to come out since forever!!! Thank you Ryan George you are the best!!!!

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

Here's one for you. The first guy who ate apple pie and took a bite of cheddar cheese right after.

[@joelyt1682]

Ryan making us laugh for us to not question him making us question about our perception of normal stuff and things in life.

[@jayenglish6631]

I always enjoy consuming “exploded corn” while watching Ryan George pretend to talk to himself! 😃

[@jannintime]

Now all we need is for Ryan to invent a Musical Number and suprise his clone with music and singing out of nowhere, I decided.

[@r.charlie]

"I'm sure you did." "Me too!" lol