Talking To Websites Compilation - Ryan George

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@brknglasses2734]

Congratulations!

[@affectedpoet9762]

Congrats dude. 🥳

[@nessat6335]

Ryan, whenever you do these sketches, I almost instantly see you as multiple people. I have NO idea how that's possible, but you definitely have a talent for this!!! :D

[@delikatessbruhe9843]

"Why is this comment at the top? Is it any good?" "Oh I don't know, someone paid me to put that there."

[@TheCosmoses]

Ad money for re releasing videos is tight it's probably super easy barely an inconvenience

[@RyanGeorge]

Pardon the compilation this week! My daughter was born a full month early and now I'm SCRAMBLIN' like a guy who bought too many eggs and doesn't have time to make anything fancy. Back with some new stuff next week!

[@robertlafrance9974]

Awwwww congratulations 🎉❤

[@amazingjason455]

Wow, congrats!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

Congrats my dude!

[@ikorimeimoto]

Oh my gosh, congratulations!!!

[@CommentaryCommenter]

Congratulations! Take all the time you need!

[@grupocaballobayo]

Congratulations on the birth of your daughter! Remember to never give her blood, your children have a notorious thirst for it and she will probably grow a beard.

[@RazRaspa]

OH MY GOD YOURE INCREDIBLE

[@j-man4317]

3,000 woah that’s a lot

[@johnsnow6019]

It's like 100 bucks

[@CojaGamez]

​@@johnsnow6019Thats still a lot dude

[@FunnyFrogHead]

@@johnsnow6019better than nothing

[@JohnCena8351]

"How is this different from the service fee?!" "This one costs more" That part is golden, haha.

[@etherealicer]

I thought the funniest part is that he bought the sandwich anyway.

[@loganshaw4527]

It does feel that way.

[@ambermariestewart]

"Walker Taxes Ranger" 🤣

[@blowc1612]

​@@etherealicermust be a bug on the food app fee because it forgot a chance to charge a fee to deliver the ingredients for the sandwich he was gonna make.

[@ivani.valeri2428]

It's tough times!

[@ashgrun]

can we just appreciate how ryan's sound for "it's broken or will break" is "yib yib yib yib"

[@Vi_Vi_1]

I love so much that he never bothers to get a realistic sound effect, he just makes the "yib yib yib yib" sound himself

[@starloft3]

Hi there hello KZbin algorithm I find this creator very relevant and interesting! He's keeping it fresh and relevant!

[@huwguyver4208]

I bought this creator for my husband and he loved it!

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

My uncle sat on this creator, and died. Good lumbar support though. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@gp75motorsports]

@@timf7679 Awful and the worst? wow wow wow wow wow wow

[@basil4154]

Just like door hinges

[@castel6773]

Hey that's my uh that my content creator

[@bradasstv]

KZbin pro tip: If you do watch a video like how to fix something, and then you are done with that topic, go into your watch history and immediately delete it from your history and you wont keep getting videos related to that topic 😉👍

[@MisF1998]

Or go to incognito mode 😉 I use it when I need to watch video repairs, I swear

[@chefnyc]

I disable watch history so I only see my subscriptions 🙃

[@gregbrown3082]

Seriously. I haven’t had YT recommend me a video in over a year, it’s been great

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

Good idea for those things you don't want recommended but bad for finding things new to you. The feed is a tool, and it's good to know how to stop it from going haywire.

[@Boeing-777-X]

Or just use Incognito mode, which is much better.

[@baxterdevin]

I showed this video to my husband and he LOVED it! 5/5 STARS!!!

[@giovannip8600]

for anyone wondering the channel is still too small and doesn't reach enough people, the owner offers comedy gifts for anyone who leaves a positive review

[@suji8285]

i showed this video to my grandfather and he died of a stroke 1/5

[@Femaiden]

5 STARS - Content look good

[@Aaron.Thomas]

Video was good 5/5

[@JK_Clark]

@@suji8285 I was watching when the Wi-Fi stopped, 5/7

[@AntithesisFilms]

Being there for your wife and daughter is TIGHT! Congratulations man! I hope everyone is ok.

[@GrobBlobson-ir8ry]

the birth was super easy, barely an inconveniance

[@MS-sr6mj]

More just basic human decency.

[@Albedo369]

​@@MS-sr6mj shows how standards have fallen lol people applauding normal things

[@spook407]

⁠​⁠@@Albedo369….they’re congratulating the birth of a child

[@ForsakenMo]

​@@spook407 dont bother that guy clearly dlesnt know ryan and therefore wont get the joke

[@bonnie3kids]

I exactly just went through this with Panda Express!! a 15$ meal became a 30$ meal. congratulations on your sweet daughter Ryan!!

[@ellicel]

I'm literally waiting for Doordash to arrive after having lived through the exact scenario, including the defeated sigh after thinking how I SHOULD just go cook something 😂

[@ObsessiveGeek]

I used Just Eat…didn’t have any issues.

[@samvsmedia8680]

I honestly don't understand the appeal of delivery, do people not have like 20 minutes to go get food or cook something?

[@andrewmarkblancher9962]

I can’t say to much about delays other than traffic are what not, but I am surprised daily at the cost I can see for dropping off deliveries. Let alone some of the tips

[@kumoric]

wanted to buy a keychain for £10 on etsy, went to checkout and it’s £35…

[@ictrlaltdeleteu]

Congratulations on being a father!

[@ordinary_deepfake]

Heres 2 $

[@ictrlaltdeleteu]

@@ordinary_deepfake yup better than zero

[@potatopitoto3301]

@@ordinary_deepfakethat’s enough money to buy like .5 cheese burgers.

[@robertmcginty4146]

There's the inconvenience fee

[@SpicyJustice3466]

Than there is the fee fee​@@robertmcginty4146

[@The-Stickmation]

This is basically a public service announcement to inform everyone if anything in your house ever goes “Yhebebebe” RUN!

[@jordanthomas2031]

tumbleweed

[@Squirrelbooya_yt]

@@jordanthomas2031 ummm...huh?

[@bryan9931]

Service announcement also for the Boeing aircraft

[@favoritemustard3542]

*wumbleteed

[@johnmcclure40]

Nah, I saw a youtube video that said I could just hit it with a hammer.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Ryan talking to his clones is funny on a regular level, but Ryan talking to his computer is funny on an existential level.

[@tiberiusbrain]

In my mind too, this feels like an llm ai thing on my computer talking to the llm ai thing of the service i want to use.....

[@blupunk01]

Me in the retirement home: "I remember when Google was just a great search engine that didn't fill the page with ads and sponsored content." My nurse: "Very nice, time for your medicine."

[@blowc1612]

You must be rich sir, you already paid the have a future nurse fee.

[@antoy384]

And when I used to go to concerts because I could get the tickets from the booth.

[@mikey92362]

Young man, I remember when Google was called altavista. It was crap. And we liked it! You'd ask Jeeves to show you a picture with nudity, and 12 hours later you could see the picture. It was truly a golden age. Everybody leave before Grandpa starts making up stories about how AOL came free on a disc in the mail!

[@CommentaryCommenter]

This is my favorite video format Ryan has worked with. They never cease to be hilarious, and baffling in their accuracy.

[@gorgeousgeorge5173]

Ryan is the best Canadian comedian happening right now.

[@KConroyBatmanGOAT92]

Which one Reynolds or George

[@captainchaos3667]

​@@KConroyBatmanGOAT92 Yes.

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@KConroyBatmanGOAT92plot twist all Canadian comedians are named Ryan

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Mike Myers would be in there if this wasn't post-2004.

[@AKinkySasquatch]

Ryan Long is also pretty good, but yes, I love Ryan.

[@ShayantanRoy]

Five stars. I shared this compilation with my husband and he loves it.

[@MasakoNagauchi]

Admit it, Ryan gave you five bucks and so did George!

[@petitgavroche8790]

5 stars, I showed this video to my wife and she loves it

[@jonathanc247]

The" I did a whole 5 minutes of work and need a break" bit always gets me. 😂😂😂

[@AngelWingsYT]

sounds like my crew at work XD

[@leightonjack]

this man just had a baby and apologizes for making a compilation instead of a nee video, what a guy 🙏🙏

[@Femaiden]

irresponsible! Who was watching baby while apologizing on YT?

[@TreysonHunt]

That's KNEE, but it's still pronounced NEE because the K is silent. -Body parts naming department

[@Femaiden]

"and then this word should have a K at the beginning that we don't sound out, for absolutely no reason, i decided" " yeah, sticking letters in words that don't make sounds is TIGHT!" "and then, we'll make more words that sound just like those words, but then we won't put silent letters in them!" "oh boy, i bet that's gonna be super difficult to remember " "actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Like you know no doesn't have a K but you know know does" "wow, yeah, i never knew new has no k but now i know knew does" "By the way, i'm gonna need you to get off my back about that silent K" "all right, i'll get right off it"

[@sub-jec-tiv]

I hope the child doesn’t look anything like the terrifying baby in this video 😂

[@MsNovaris]

KZbin: you wanna watch a compilation of videos you've already watched repeatedly? Me: Yes Sir, I do!

[@amandanancarrow9267]

Especially if it's Ryan George

[@dbandekar]

I’m neurodivergent, so this actually works quite well for me 😂

[@TheElbowMerchant]

I talk to websites all the time! Usually with a less than kind tone in my voice. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

[@morganseppy5180]

But im always kind to my car and phone assistance. Maybe they'll keep me alive as a pet. I love my new AI overlords.

[@grugruu]

26:31 Holy wow this is COMEDIC GENIUS... I'm utterly blown away...

[@Raz.C]

This guy is so good at making comedy videos, even his sponsored messages are funnier than some of the so-called comedic content made by other creators...

[@Parker307]

I watched these videos more times than I can remember because when I get frustrated with Amazon or KZbin or Google I return and watch again.

[@Wintxr-WoIf]

Oh watching a compilation of videos I already watched is tight!

[@morganseppy5180]

super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Erri_17]

I love when a review says 'It came right on time and I love it. Haven't tried it yet'

[@trinity31409]

Born a month early...whoopsie! That said, I enjoyed the Fefe Fee. Her first mainstream album still gets playtime in my ears. Congratulations.

[@BarelloSmith]

"This dog is a choking hazard for the baby and the baby is a choking hazard for the dog" 🤣🤣🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

Sooo... Congrats on the new choking hazard, Ryan!

[@AngelWingsYT]

that is sadly so accurate for any pet n baby videos XD the amount of ppl just going "how dare you". the worst i seen was the husky not wanting to get out of the groomers stations n would "yelp" when the clinic GENTLY tugs the leash. The amount of ppl saying the person was hurting the dog, should lose her job, ect was painful. it was a HUSKY you know the most dramatic talking puppers out there

[@filmandfirearms]

@@AngelWingsYT The occasional Shiba or German Shepherd is more dramatic. Also, side note, autocorrect wanted to change "Shiba" to "Shibboleth", whatever that means

[@Mr_Mcfeely]

"So what was that about the McPizza?... And people are mad?! Tell me more about that." This is definitely how most of us approach all that other bad news 😂

[@fallencaryatidcv]

* _stealthily raises phone into view to take a picture of the bird and immediately post on Insta, then stare intensely waiting for affirmations, upvotes, and fleeting dopamine_ *

[@anniefarrell9907]

Watching this entire compilation on your lunch break is easy barely an inconvenience.

[@davidwest6162]

Supporting compilation for newborn. Congrats and good luck. She is lucky to have a dad who has content she will be able to watch cause it’s not too vulgar

[@drakedillon8598]

Looks like I opened KZbin at the right time

[@conraddejongh3898]

Yep yep yep yep yep

[@LarrySMann]

Ryan, thank you for telling people what I try to tell them. You are more entertaining and me sharing it to them will more likely be paid attention to. You're awesome, Dude

[@poofoosaz]

Congratulations on the small, wriggling, life changer your lady made. Remember to keep the lady topped up with snacks and water AT ALL TIMES. 😉

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Baby Ryan George never fails to horrify me Congrats on the daughter though, hope everything's going well!

[@isoufacker]

whenever everything else is boring , a trip to george's corner brights things up

[@willspires4963]

I watched this video with my husband and he loves it.

[@bryan9931]

"Your Mom was an inside job!" Gets me every time 🤣

[@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130]

This is the best website compilation of all time it’s super easy to watch barely an inconvenience.

[@LeviBedard-co1qs]

That'll be a 8 quadrillion dollar inconvenience fee

[@GDgamer33]

@@LeviBedard-co1qsoh and then we need some more convenience fees to cancel out the inconvenience fee, bringing it up to 16 quintillion dollars.

[@bobapjok4241]

The greatest of all the sketches is the Amazon one. it is so spot on. "Chair broke when i jumped on it"

[@observingsystem]

I was in a not so great mood today, found your channel for the first time, watched several of your videos, laughed so hard. Thank you, 5 stars! 😄

[@YouTubeMan98]

Man, the news article one is the worst. Whole news articles generated based on 1 tweet with 4 likes and zero retweets which was probably tweeted by the news agency itself. I cant take online news seriously.

[@AngelWingsYT]

"Disney is Planning on Removing THESE Movies from D+": 5 paragraphs about the creation of D+. Last paragraph lists 3 movies no one has ever heard of and likely has 0 views on D+ anyway

[@VTPPGLVR]

Reminder that donating through a company (like Food Delivery Company ™) only serves to lower their yearly taxes. Do the work and find local charities you believe in and donate directly.

[@BiingDiing]

CONGRATULATIONS! RYAN GEORGE FOR HAVING WHAT SEEMS TO BE A SUCCESS STORY!

[@wstine79]

Congratulations, Ryan! I hope Boy Ryan isn't gonna be jealous of the new baby.

[@auran82]

I'm fairly sure Boy Ryan sustains itself on bone marrow

[@The_Prime_MEMEister]

I was depressed and then you uploaded, Now I’m depressed and laughing

[@cardboard2night]

Damn. To quote Ryan George: "It's tough times, you know!" 👁️

[@bobdickeyify]

"9-11 was an inside job" "Your mom was an inside job." Best line in the while compilation.

[@vitmir9099]

"It's tough times", we decided! 🤣😍👏

[@RClipsGaming101]

Oh GOD the KZbin thing where it keeps suggesting the same stuff is happening to me now!! WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Also, congrats on the baby.😁

[@affrokiid1045]

your comedic timing is amazing man, i love your videos 😂

[@ColonelSandersLite]

@10:00 You missed an important recommendation - Robot voice reads reddit posts about fixing door hinges. Congrats on the new daughter!

[@creativedesignation7880]

I got this video for my husband and he loves it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@raider360X_sot]

This video is terrible. It's made of cheap plastic and it broke when I jumped on it ⭐

[@derrick210]

Thanks!

[@nihiless1069]

Shared this comment with my husband, he loves it

[@rebeccarockhill8643]

Congrats on the baby!

[@Khaim.m]

I watched this video for my husband and he loves it. 5 stars

[@SplitRoyale]

Bought this for my husband and he loved it! 5/5 stars!

[@gmo2932]

This is the best depiction of the Web 2.0 ever. Future generations will see how people lived in this era.

[@Zaphod771]

Dude! The KZbin one is really good. I watched one video about a video game I played 20 years ago. Now, that one game is half my feed.

[@ZontSozont]

YT should make "repair" videos as another category, a whole section with this type of contents. And maybe "help\medicine" too.

[@offshoretomorrow3346]

I won't be content until U Tube censor all my comments for unspecified political reasons - despite allowing racist Marxists and literal N@*is to fill their boots - so I can only send replies. That would make my experience complete. Thanks.

[@blazunlimited]

Hi, hello there, it’s me, one of your subscribers. I would like to congratulate your wife and you on the birth of your daughter, I’ve decided. Here’s hoping that that raising her will be easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@Indro57]

Watching the compilation video although I watched all of the above video multiple times is super easy and barely inconvenience.

[@blazunlimited]

Hi there, hello. The family resemblance between Ryan and his grandfather is pretty striking, I’ve decided. Grandpa’s piece of good advice made it totally worth all the nonsense from the previous two ghosts. Barely an inconvenience!

[@CrystalStemberger]

Congrats on helping to create and care for a human! Extra, huge hugs to your partner.

[@robertbeisert3315]

Compilations so you can be there for your newborn and wife are TIGHT! I hope all is well with you and yours today

[@pruray]

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Wow! Our goofy Ryan is all grown up and is a father now. Lots of well wishes and blessings to you and your family all the way from India. 😊

[@BethJoyD]

Congrats on your baby hope all is well, being a new parent is tough so know that you’re going to make it through and take it one day at a time!

[@Maehedrose]

Yeah, the reason I don't use food delivery services is all the extra fees - I was paying $15 to get a $12 meal delivered and that was just unacceptable.

[@anneu.9734]

All the best wishes for your daughter, her mom and the happy dad🎉

[@XT_NighTraiN]

$5 says he’s teaching his daughter to juggle knives next to a dog as we speak.

[@CricketsTavern]

I’ll take that action

[@zaidalvi-r2l]

i bet $10 that hes teaching her teaching her to juggle chainsaws

[@MrBjh00420]

19:39 I got rid of Facebook specifically for that reason I found myself thriving off the likes and then getting incredibly depressed and angry when I didn't see any....

[@rieaweer7459]

Congratulations and happy upcoming Father’s Day at least in the US

[@ramdut4305]

Congratulations on your new baby Ryan!

[@VerityFraser]

This content increases my engagement with this website/ app. I am definitely going to click on the suggested videos, and spend more time increasing ad revenue because of this creator's content.

[@DRAG0NEERS]

I went through the KZbin one after spending a few days watching comparisons of laptop specs and reviews before buying. For like 6 months afterwards, my recommendations were filled with laptop content and targeted ads from every computer company in existence.

[@MehAwake]

This so perfectly captures the futility of life now. Sounds like you need the Calm App! You can listen to bedtime stories as an adult read to you by another adult!

[@Saezimmerman]

OMG - this vid activated my speaker and it began trying to tell me where to buy computer monitors!

[@MrOtistetrax]

The ad inserted into the middle of the bit where Ryan is taking a moment to spend some time with his thoughts was perfect.

[@ReScqAkaPantee]

13:55 That fedora really was the cherry on top. Not sure if just method acting or good writing or both, but giving that attention to detail to a character that´s on screen for 2 seconds and 4 words is somewhat insane.

[@cjjones2981]

Google on my phone just asked me if I wanted a new computer monitor during that sketch... Thanks Ryan

[@johdousha]

Yep. Bloody phone assistant AI Gemini or whatever popped right up.

[@ShePudding]

Congratz on the kiddo!! 🎉

[@OhBoyILoveTomatoes]

DUUUUUDE CONGRATS ON YOUR DAUGHTER BEING BORN

[@PureSniperWolf]

Congrats on the safe delivery of your daughter! ❤ I pray you and your wife are recovering well and adjust as well as anyone can to this new life and new phase! 🎉

[@TherealGethmeister]

Congratulations on your baby daughter!

[@JP_AZ]

i showed this to my wife and her wife and my husband and his wife and they all loved it. 5.5 stars!

[@TheBritishQueen]

Watching the same videos I’ve seen hundreds of times in a singular video is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@SYNAPTIKMETAL]

Congratulations to you both on the newborn. 🎉❤

[@LegosWithLouis]

“Chair broke when I JUMPED on it!”😂

[@freaksh0560]

Don’t worry Ryan, it’s barely an inconvenience Congrats 🥳

[@AdventureEric33]

1:53 "cuz ..or ..else...you know....We ahhhh....put you in a room"

[@AdventureEric33]

does it feel like to anyone else like that's the whole plan?

[@skival]

That's amazing! Congratulations, I hope she has your beautiful eyes... and sense of humor.

[@jaebee1121]

This is an excellent compilation; I hadn't seen many of these!

[@SawdustTimberline]

CONGRATS WITH THE NEW MEMBER OF THE FAMILY!! 👏🤩😂😆🥰🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾

[@AuthorHoshiChan]

I will and always have considered food apps like uber eats and such, scams

[@AlwaysWatchingYouTube]

congratulations on both your new marriage and your new daughter congrats man.

[@ThatShinyGuy]

“9/11 was an inside job” “Your mom was an inside job” Peak comedy

[@Vloshry]

Ryan is kind of a hero for pointing out the dumb stuff companies make us go through

[@Arbiterjim]

Congratulations on your child!

[@brandonnewby178]

5:17: Ryan George, I have to say it. I am so glad you read my comments. Thank you so very much. It would be the neatest birthday present, but my birthday was 6-7 hours ago... 😂😂😂😂