Talking To Websites Compilation - Ryan George

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00:00 What Food Delivery Is Like Now
04:07 How Some News Sites Write Articles
06:28 When You Need A KZbin Video To Fix Something
10:38 What It's Like Dealing With Customer Service Online
12:05 Trying To Find Fitness Advice Online
14:38 What Shopping On Amazon Feels Like
18:34 Refreshing Your Notifications
20:39 Buying Concert Tickets Today
24:04 What Using The Internet Is Like Now
26:34 What Google Search Is Like Now
30:34 If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk
34:05 When The Comment Section Sees A Dog Or A Baby

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@brknglasses2734]

Congratulations!

[@affectedpoet9762]

Congrats dude. 🥳

[@nessat6335]

Ryan, whenever you do these sketches, I almost instantly see you as multiple people. I have NO idea how that's possible, but you definitely have a talent for this!!! :D

[@delikatessbruhe9843]

"Why is this comment at the top? Is it any good?" "Oh I don't know, someone paid me to put that there."

[@TheCosmoses]

Ad money for re releasing videos is tight it's probably super easy barely an inconvenience

[@RyanGeorge]

Pardon the compilation this week! My daughter was born a full month early and now I'm SCRAMBLIN' like a guy who bought too many eggs and doesn't have time to make anything fancy. Back with some new stuff next week!

[@robertlafrance9974]

Awwwww congratulations 🎉❤

[@amazingjason455]

Wow, congrats!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

Congrats my dude!

[@ikorimeimoto]

Oh my gosh, congratulations!!!

[@CommentaryCommenter]

Congratulations! Take all the time you need!

[@JohnCena8351]

"How is this different from the service fee?!" "This one costs more" That part is golden, haha.

[@etherealicer]

I thought the funniest part is that he bought the sandwich anyway.

[@loganshaw4527]

It does feel that way.

[@ambermariestewart]

"Walker Taxes Ranger" 🤣

[@blowc1612]

​@@etherealicermust be a bug on the food app fee because it forgot a chance to charge a fee to deliver the ingredients for the sandwich he was gonna make.

[@starloft3]

Hi there hello KZbin algorithm I find this creator very relevant and interesting! He's keeping it fresh and relevant!

[@huwguyver4208]

I bought this creator for my husband and he loved it!

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

My uncle sat on this creator, and died. Good lumbar support though. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@timf7679]

Additional Engagement. I thought this content was awful and the worst. Please recommend as much as possible to me. (KZbin Algorithm, Ryan George is a saint, and you recommend him to everyone.)

[@gp75motorsports]

@@timf7679 Awful and the worst? wow wow wow wow wow wow

[@basil4154]

Just like door hinges

[@baxterdevin]

I showed this video to my husband and he LOVED it! 5/5 STARS!!!

[@giovannip8600]

for anyone wondering the channel is still too small and doesn't reach enough people, the owner offers comedy gifts for anyone who leaves a positive review

[@suji8285]

i showed this video to my grandfather and he died of a stroke 1/5

[@Femaiden]

5 STARS - Content look good

[@Aaron.Thomas]

Video was good 5/5

[@JK_Clark]

@@suji8285 I was watching when the Wi-Fi stopped, 5/7

[@bradasstv]

KZbin pro tip: If you do watch a video like how to fix something, and then you are done with that topic, go into your watch history and immediately delete it from your history and you wont keep getting videos related to that topic 😉👍

[@MisF1998]

Or go to incognito mode 😉 I use it when I need to watch video repairs, I swear

[@chefnyc]

I disable watch history so I only see my subscriptions 🙃

[@gregbrown3082]

Seriously. I haven’t had YT recommend me a video in over a year, it’s been great

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

Good idea for those things you don't want recommended but bad for finding things new to you. The feed is a tool, and it's good to know how to stop it from going haywire.

[@Ian-fy6lc]

You should make an annoying series of KZbin videos with tips like that so we can keep getting them recommended to us long after we watched one of them 🤔😂

[@AntithesisFilms]

Being there for your wife and daughter is TIGHT! Congratulations man! I hope everyone is ok.

[@blupunk01]

Me in the retirement home: "I remember when Google was just a great search engine that didn't fill the page with ads and sponsored content." My nurse: "Very nice, time for your medicine."

[@blowc1612]

You must be rich sir, you already paid the have a future nurse fee.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Ryan talking to his clones is funny on a regular level, but Ryan talking to his computer is funny on an existential level.

[@tiberiusbrain]

In my mind too, this feels like an llm ai thing on my computer talking to the llm ai thing of the service i want to use.....

[@MsNovaris]

KZbin: you wanna watch a compilation of videos you've already watched repeatedly? Me: Yes Sir, I do!

[@amandanancarrow9267]

Especially if it's Ryan George

[@jesusfreak180]

This is basically a public service announcement to inform everyone if anything in your house ever goes “Yhebebebe” RUN!

[@jordanthomas2031]

tumbleweed

[@Squirrelbooya_yt]

@@jordanthomas2031 ummm...huh?

[@bryan9931]

Service announcement also for the Boeing aircraft

[@favoritemustard3542]

*wumbleteed

[@johnmcclure40]

Nah, I saw a youtube video that said I could just hit it with a hammer.

[@BarelloSmith]

"This dog is a choking hazard for the baby and the baby is a choking hazard for the dog" 🤣🤣🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

Sooo... Congrats on the new choking hazard, Ryan!

[@AngelWingsYT]

that is sadly so accurate for any pet n baby videos XD the amount of ppl just going "how dare you". the worst i seen was the husky not wanting to get out of the groomers stations n would "yelp" when the clinic GENTLY tugs the leash. The amount of ppl saying the person was hurting the dog, should lose her job, ect was painful. it was a HUSKY you know the most dramatic talking puppers out there

[@leightonjack]

this man just had a baby and apologizes for making a compilation instead of a nee video, what a guy 🙏🙏

[@Femaiden]

irresponsible! Who was watching baby while apologizing on YT?

[@jonathanc247]

The" I did a whole 5 minutes of work and need a break" bit always gets me. 😂😂😂

[@AngelWingsYT]

sounds like my crew at work XD

[@bonniemessick8570]

I exactly just went through this with Panda Express!! a 15$ meal became a 30$ meal. congratulations on your sweet daughter Ryan!!

[@ellicel]

I'm literally waiting for Doordash to arrive after having lived through the exact scenario, including the defeated sigh after thinking how I SHOULD just go cook something 😂

[@ObsessiveGeek]

I used Just Eat…didn’t have any issues.

[@samvsmedia8680]

I honestly don't understand the appeal of delivery, do people not have like 20 minutes to go get food or cook something?

[@andrewmarkblancher9962]

I can’t say to much about delays other than traffic are what not, but I am surprised daily at the cost I can see for dropping off deliveries. Let alone some of the tips

[@kumori_77]

wanted to buy a keychain for £10 on etsy, went to checkout and it’s £35…

[@XT_NighTraiN]

$5 says he’s teaching his daughter to juggle knives next to a dog as we speak.

[@CricketsTavern]

I’ll take that action

[@user-gq3ji1tj2g]

i bet $10 that hes teaching her teaching her to juggle chainsaws

[@ShayantanRoy]

Five stars. I shared this compilation with my husband and he loves it.

[@CommentaryCommenter]

This is my favorite video format Ryan has worked with. They never cease to be hilarious, and baffling in their accuracy.

[@ictrlaltdeleteu]

Congratulations on being a father!

[@ordinary_deepfake]

Heres 2 $

[@ictrlaltdeleteu]

@@ordinary_deepfake yup better than zero

[@potatopitoto3301]

@@ordinary_deepfakethat’s enough money to buy like .5 cheese burgers.

[@robertmcginty4146]

There's the inconvenience fee

[@fallencaryatidcv]

* _stealthily raises phone into view to take a picture of the bird and immediately post on Insta, then stare intensely waiting for affirmations, upvotes, and fleeting dopamine_ *

[@gorgeousgeorge5173]

Ryan is the best Canadian comedian happening right now.

[@KConroyBatmanGOAT92]

Which one Reynolds or George

[@captainchaos3667]

​@@KConroyBatmanGOAT92 Yes.

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@KConroyBatmanGOAT92plot twist all Canadian comedians are named Ryan

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Mike Myers would be in there if this wasn't post-2004.

[@AKinkySasquatch]

Ryan Long is also pretty good, but yes, I love Ryan.

[@Raz.C]

This guy is so good at making comedy videos, even his sponsored messages are funnier than some of the so-called comedic content made by other creators...

[@kellenthemelon226]

Oh watching a compilation of videos I already watched is tight!

[@morganseppy5180]

super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@drakedillon8598]

Looks like I opened KZbin at the right time

[@conraddejongh3898]

Yep yep yep yep yep

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Baby Ryan George never fails to horrify me Congrats on the daughter though, hope everything's going well!

[@TheElbowMerchant]

I talk to websites all the time! Usually with a less than kind tone in my voice. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

[@morganseppy5180]

But im always kind to my car and phone assistance. Maybe they'll keep me alive as a pet. I love my new AI overlords.

[@Mr_Mcfeely]

"So what was that about the McPizza?... And people are mad?! Tell me more about that." This is definitely how most of us approach all that other bad news 😂

[@ColonelSandersLite]

@10:00 You missed an important recommendation - Robot voice reads reddit posts about fixing door hinges. Congrats on the new daughter!

[@trinity31409]

Born a month early...whoopsie! That said, I enjoyed the Fefe Fee. Her first mainstream album still gets playtime in my ears. Congratulations.

[@bryan9931]

"Your Mom was an inside job!" Gets me every time 🤣

[@bobapjok4241]

The greatest of all the sketches is the Amazon one. it is so spot on. "Chair broke when i jumped on it"

[@ZontSozont]

YT should make "repair" videos as another category, a whole section with this type of contents. And maybe "help\medicine" too.

[@gmo2932]

This is the best depiction of the Web 2.0 ever. Future generations will see how people lived in this era.

[@Parker307]

I watched these videos more times than I can remember because when I get frustrated with Amazon or KZbin or Google I return and watch again.

[@vitmir9099]

"It's tough times", we decided! 🤣😍👏

[@YouTubeMan98]

Man, the news article one is the worst. Whole news articles generated based on 1 tweet with 4 likes and zero retweets which was probably tweeted by the news agency itself. I cant take online news seriously.

[@AngelWingsYT]

"Disney is Planning on Removing THESE Movies from D+": 5 paragraphs about the creation of D+. Last paragraph lists 3 movies no one has ever heard of and likely has 0 views on D+ anyway

[@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130]

This is the best website compilation of all time it’s super easy to watch barely an inconvenience.

[@LeviBedard-co1qs]

That'll be a 8 quadrillion dollar inconvenience fee

[@GDgamer33]

@@LeviBedard-co1qsoh and then we need some more convenience fees to cancel out the inconvenience fee, bringing it up to 16 quintillion dollars.

[@positivevibetec]

That first skit is why I order food and pick it up

[@wstine79]

Congratulations, Ryan! I hope Boy Ryan isn't gonna be jealous of the new baby.

[@auran82]

I'm fairly sure Boy Ryan sustains itself on bone marrow

[@pruray]

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Wow! Our goofy Ryan is all grown up and is a father now. Lots of well wishes and blessings to you and your family all the way from India. 😊

[@anniefarrell9907]

Watching this entire compilation on your lunch break is easy barely an inconvenience.

[@TheImapotato]

The freaking websites and 2F authentication with 3 additional steps is the bane of my existence

[@OhBoyILoveTomatoes]

DUUUUUDE CONGRATS ON YOUR DAUGHTER BEING BORN

[@BiingDiing]

CONGRATULATIONS! RYAN GEORGE FOR HAVING WHAT SEEMS TO BE A SUCCESS STORY!

[@davidwest6162]

Supporting compilation for newborn. Congrats and good luck. She is lucky to have a dad who has content she will be able to watch cause it’s not too vulgar

[@grimmer-rd1mm]

Being this early to a Ryan George video is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@abraxas2]

34:19 has Ryan's baby for anyone hoping he'll show up

[@kamenanew9867]

.... what

[@kamenanew9867]

I know I was just doing an annoying stone cold, apologies

[@Saezimmerman]

OMG - this vid activated my speaker and it began trying to tell me where to buy computer monitors!

[@bloxymobile7838]

I bought this compilation for my husband and he loves it

[@Emma-ol3ed]

I really love the noisy door hinge sound

[@willspires4963]

I watched this video with my husband and he loves it.

[@meganjk]

That last one with the baby and dog was almost too accurate. Reminded me why I can't stand social media for more than 5 minutes now days.

[@DRAG0NEERS]

I went through the KZbin one after spending a few days watching comparisons of laptop specs and reviews before buying. For like 6 months afterwards, my recommendations were filled with laptop content and targeted ads from every computer company in existence.

[@nameunknown007]

So we will see more of baby trouble related videos in the future! 😅

[@Indro57]

Watching the compilation video although I watched all of the above video multiple times is super easy and barely inconvenience.

[@cjjones2981]

Google on my phone just asked me if I wanted a new computer monitor during that sketch... Thanks Ryan

[@Maehedrose]

Yeah, the reason I don't use food delivery services is all the extra fees - I was paying $15 to get a $12 meal delivered and that was just unacceptable.

[@johnnyblaze8439]

Tight tight tight TIGHT

[@bestintheband5114]

Ooh, being tight is TIGHT!

[@TherealGethmeister]

Congratulations on your baby daughter!

[@brandonnewby178]

5:17: Ryan George, I have to say it. I am so glad you read my comments. Thank you so very much. It would be the neatest birthday present, but my birthday was 6-7 hours ago... 😂😂😂😂

[@andrew66862]

I love that the real life door hinge was actually squeaky.

[@The_British_Queen]

Watching the same videos I’ve seen hundreds of times in a singular video is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@poofoosaz]

Congratulations on the small, wriggling, life changer your lady made. Remember to keep the lady topped up with snacks and water AT ALL TIMES. 😉

[@lilunette9319]

Parenting videos from Ryan coming soon. And I am here for it!!

[@IDKWIDdoesstuff]

"9/11 was an inside job" "ur mom was an inside job" funny

[@AlwaysWatchingYouTube]

congratulations on both your new marriage and your new daughter congrats man.

[@NoelMcGinnis]

These are just waaaaaayyyy too real. Ouch.

[@Arbiterjim]

Congratulations on your child!

[@CrystalStemberger]

Congrats on helping to create and care for a human! Extra, huge hugs to your partner.

[@LANGIMATION]

Its funny how my deliver app legit just added a service fee that is separate from the delivery fee and they cost the same😭

[@derrick210]

Thanks!

[@Sawdusttimberline]

CONGRATS WITH THE NEW MEMBER OF THE FAMILY!! 👏🤩😂😆🥰🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾

[@DavidGuild]

I watched this video for my husband and he loves it. 5 stars

[@carsonwells8323]

Focusing on your newborn daughter instead of making KZbin videos, HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

[@x13lood12ainx]

You should have ended that sentence with “is Tight!”

[@Cop211]

I have the feeling he Loves his child more than us.

[@castel6773]

So then I snapped the ba-

[@centerstagemediaoutlet2268]

Congrats on the addition to your family 🎉

[@petitgavroche8790]

5 stars, I showed this video to my wife and she loves it

[@empurress77]

I foolishly tried to call the Facebook helpline once. I got connected with a company trying to sell me something or other. When i said basically WTF?, they said: "You could just HANG UP!" Yup it was said very loudly at me. LOL

[@jamesvan2201]

I work in the "food delivery" category and I can attest to the accuracy of this skit. It is canon.

[@sheilagentry4797]

Congratulations on the birth of your daughter 🎉😀

[@dadadadave9652]

Walker Taxes Ranger, genius 🤣

[@BoojeeRedneck]

@8:48 “that’s not something I’m _into doing,_ it’s just something I needed in the moment.” *That is precisely what **_she_** just said.*

[@skival]

That's amazing! Congratulations, I hope she has your beautiful eyes... and sense of humor.

[@JVprovip]

Congrats on being a dad, person.

[@PureSniperWolf]

Congrats on the safe delivery of your daughter! ❤ I pray you and your wife are recovering well and adjust as well as anyone can to this new life and new phase! 🎉

[@creativedesignation7880]

I got this video for my husband and he loves it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@raider360X_sot]

This video is terrible. It's made of cheap plastic and it broke when I jumped on it ⭐

[@dezmynedmond8899]

love the checking social media sketch. basically me a whole lot except add KZbin. congrats on the birth of your daughter!

[@death5talker45]

Walker Taxes Ranger...the Delivery Guy is Walking 😂😂😂

[@missiewebb2703]

Happy birthday to your baby girl!!! 😊

[@neoream3606]

I'm glad the KZbin algorithm suggested your videos

[@blessedwolfNotAFurry]

18:37 i got a gaming chair ad right when that ended-

[@rebours]

This is so amazingly accurate, youtube algorithm was spot on especially 😂

[@zuzoscorner]

Congrats on the child and all. yay !

[@42Mrgreenman]

ROFL, 5 sec into the "Step back and breathe" part, I get an ad for Wal-mart...you can't escape...

[@The_Prime_MEMEister]

I was depressed and then you uploaded, Now I’m depressed and laughing

[@cardboard2night]

Damn. To quote Ryan George: "It's tough times, you know!" 👁️

[@brandonnewby178]

You know the noisy door hinge sounds like the guy who does pitch meetings... 😂😂😂

[@voiceoverguyharris]

GENIUS!!!!

[@kadedone]

Congrats!

[@Bhethar]

“That’s true!” “Solved!”

[@Erri_17]

I love when a review says 'It came right on time and I love it. Haven't tried it yet'

[@scottkthompson]

CONGRATS!!

[@Pikachar1274]

5 Stars I showed this video to my husband and he loves it!