If Dating was like Who Wants to be a Millionaire | Comedy Sketch

[@Hannodb1961]

This is actually easier than a real date: You get a choice of answers with a 25% of being right, and 3 life lines as well. In real life, there is no help.

[@JaysonT1]

If you need life lines, then it's not ment to be. The thing with dating is people try to force things to happen. Focus on the people you gel with and forget jumping through hoops.

[@Hannodb1961]

@@JaysonT1 Precisely. That's why I don't go on dates. If I don't naturally fall in love with someone, going to some artifical socially constructed invention called a date is not going to help. Most important thing is to find happiness within yourself - whether you're single or not. Too many people make the mistake of looking for happiness in a relationship. If you can't be happy on your own, you're certainly not going to find it in a relationship. Quite the contrary....

[@breakingthemasks]

Hannodb1961 ... I basically agree with you, but if you don't go on official dates... What do you call the things you do with women you're interested in? And what do they call it?

[@Hannodb1961]

breakingthemasks Is it not obvious yet? I have the romantic instincts of a rock. Thats partly the reason why dates dont work for me

[@MrMooagi977]

In real life its the fifth answer

[@generalmortars9490]

"Why are we friends?" LOL

[@slendersera]

That name question was painfully relatable, in all types of relationships, not just dating.

[@atthecore4560]

Fuck names XD

[@walterbishop3668]

Who care :)

[@buffybell3409]

I was yelling her real name at the screen, as if that would help! 😂

[@generalrendar7290]

Man you're living life on easy mode with multiple choice answers!

[@dusanradic932]

This is crazy original.

[@DanielAudritt]

thanks so much

[@katkarthe5464]

Ha ha. I m a woman and I thought her name was Abby.

[@eldahalas7015]

Thats why you can't date her either...

[@williambiggs2308]

I thought the same Kathy.

[@anonanonymous1988]

I thought she said Abby too

[@williambiggs2308]

She said, "Alissssss." Listen for the hiss. It's a warning that not even women will be able to meet her expectations.

[@DravenGal]

Me too. It fit her.

[@ssmg42sss8]

Wait until you hit the wall love and the roles will reverse. For all 20s something guys. Don't worry just concentrate on your career and keep healthy....things will only get better with time like the wine

[@kamen42]

I got the last one correct even before the options showed up. Unfortunately I would get eliminated by the second question.

[@Tugcan72]

Really nice sketch, loved everything but the sound job.

[@DanielAudritt]

Yeah i only had cheap sound kit then

[@atthecore4560]

@@DanielAudritt Update the audio track. Just raise some of the levels for the quite parts. You can use free programs for that.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Some of the sound effects aren't quite the right ones, but they're so well done that it doesn't really matter.

[@BitsOfBen]

Man this was brilliant, nice work!!

[@DanielAudritt]

+Bits Of Ben thanks Ben.

[@amandahawkins70]

Just found your channel and love it

[@mtjoy747]

I'd be like " can I phone a friend?"

[@mtjoy747]

Or the ultimate parody of Slumdog Millionaire - "Here's your next question, what is your flat like? [a] tidy, I'm a tidy person [b] a bomb site, can we go to your place instead? [c] I'm OCD, it's tidy now but I screamed last week when a flat mate spilled coffee grounds on the carpet, but just like in Big Brother, he had to leave the house" LOL

[@isaykimchi9250]

That book was not the da vinci code lol

[@mandyg5747]

That's what I thought lol....it's not a red cover but they might have changed it....

[@TacShooter]

Little does the guy know that he is the true winner of that game. He would have been shocked to learn how many answers she didn't know.

[@peteroz7332]

There were 7 questions. Cheeky Alice :p he answered 1st six... should have been a winner ;)

[@actsrv9]

It's always like that. I was expecting him to win and her to reject him anyway because he "just felt wrong"

[@nubkeks]

Absolutely brilliant!! xD only thing I'd say could've been done better is maybe combining the phone a friend with the fake phone number into a gag ;)

[@DanielAudritt]

+nubkeks oh that would have been good. Missed a trick there!

[@dannydalah6584]

You make great and really funny content! I totally feel this character's pain haha! Subbed and liked

[@DanielAudritt]

+Danny Dalah Thanks mate. I'm glad you've liked my videos. really appriciate the comments

[@DestianLight]

One day it'll be Alice in cat land.

[@pstrzel]

I like how she enunciates "rekt" in "correct".

[@henkdetank2881]

her voice, like nails in my head ;0

[@vladdracul5072]

After hearing it I would have answered the first question wrong.

[@rach8693]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 loved it!! So funny 😂😂

[@DanielAudritt]

Thanks Rach!

[@aussiedadreviews]

Great idea. Too bad for the audio quality

[@ricoben3]

I really like your sketches!

[@DanielAudritt]

Thanks!

[@kerynl.sanchez9891]

It’s a Game of Thrones tbh, the woman has the power to decide who to accept and who to ditch, but the man chooses who he finds “good enough” to flirt with. Men who are verbally gifted will win over the shy ones, women with good looks will have increased chances of getting hit on. I am speaking in general terms.

[@frauleinmarlenschka6891]

This was amazing!! Subscribed.

[@sliceofbread29yrago52]

1st Question: D finale answer. - Great video LIKED!

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

This seems about right. The question that ended me on my first date was "So you like Game of Thrones?". I panicked since I was on date with with a woman who was super religous and I tried to not look like a pervert since I enjoy the books and used to enjoy the show for its writing.

[@MikkoRantalainen]

It's much better to answer honestly every time and keep searching for a suitable partner in the future than trying to trick you a new partner by inventing expected answers. Such a relationship wouldn't trust in any case. Trying to remember your partner's name would be a good start, though.

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

@@MikkoRantalainen I was honest I actually don't really care for all the sexually explicit scenes in the show or the book. I just didn't want to get caught with the association of HBO doing HBO things

[@brennenderopa]

I was going to answer something original, but then I saw the misogyny in the comments, holy shit you guys need to calm down.

[@garyha2650]

0:45 I'm embarrassed, have even been working on that

[@ilyakutalev8607]

Amazing trick with the name!

[@garypierce7380]

How can you not remember Alice In Wonderland??

[@r.rajabally1865]

This was spectacular!

[@HPMUSICREVIEW]

This is amazing! I subscribed :)

[@DanielAudritt]

+HP MUSIC REVIEW thanks! I hope you like the other videos too

[@jumpinthelava]

God have mercy...

[@wittyclips...]

That was painful and long. Why does he have to win her? I never believed in "chasing" women. You put yourself out there and if you make a connection you keep going. She wasn't even likable. "Here's my real number." Who sits at a bar alone with a book? Bars are loud and people are always spilling their drinks on you. Kind of a dumb skit.

[@rodpruitt8926]

In real life, I would be asking some of my own questions, as well.

[@angelstarfire]

My heart sank each question lol

[@einmensch5262]

@0:50 RIP headphone users

[@chrisgast]

LOL

[@mrlazzo3354]

This is very accurate to the world we currently live in (I have seen several people like this, lol)

[@Longshot_NYC]

Great ending, yeah. You can't have a great video with a shit ending.

[@PeopleOfCorinth]

Did you film this in a bathroom? Get a mic, guys. Wow.

[@Jostaroz]

hey man can i ask you something

[@user-wj8ky7su2o]

Lmao I thought her name was Susan

[@wickedleeloopy2115]

How many guys watching skipped to the start of the video to check the answer to the final question......🤣😂🤣😂

[@islandlife2984]

Lol..nice job!!

[@tomgriffiths2622]

Right

[@TacShooter]

"Feeling confident?" was the first question and "I guess" was not the right answer, unless she just enjoys torturing guys.

[@ladyarabellamalfoy]

Pity it was only six questions. Is there a second date too? But seriously funny sketch.

[@martinacosta3821]

damn, i lost all of them i answer d for everything except for a c haha

[@RoderickEtheria]

On the "What was your favorite bit?" question, you are wrong. There is no correct answer there. 3 of those reveal you haven't read the book, and the 4th fails to answer the woman's question, so it's wrong as well. Too bad. Thank you for playing. The secret right answer is something like, E: Fibonacci. Vague enough answer to keep from spoiling the book, but an actual answer, which "All of it." isn't.

[@chrisrudolf9839]

A was his best chance, after he already had decided to lie about having read it. Spice the bland "all of it" up with some generic filler (pacing, characters, suspense etc.) and you might not get caught that you lied if she isn't too observant and doesn't press the issue too hard. Of course the smart move - which wasn't provided in the multiple choice - would have been not to lie about having read the book in the first place in the previous question and instead state that you haven't read it yet, but were considering getting it because you heard so much about it and then ask her whether she liked it so far. (Being honest, keeping up the smalltalk topic, showing interest in her opinion).

[@RoderickEtheria]

@@chrisrudolf9839 indeed

[@sharif47]

Pretty sure A is correct only because Alice loved the entire book as well.

[@RoderickEtheria]

But she asked what part. The entire book is not a single part of the book. She asked for specifics.

[@sharif47]

@@RoderickEtheria It's not about what is objectively correct. It's about what she believes is correct.

[@mohamedabd8285]

what's my name again??? I will fail that question everytime:-D

[@AlP-lw2im]

eerily familiar...

[@LOL10060]

Lol

[@TommyBeaux]

If she puts you through a test she’s not for you.

[@Xth3Z]

The way she screams raises the question if anyone would even want to be her boyfriend.

[@rudimental8917]

I forgot both their names. In fact, I didn't realise names had been introduced.

[@SingularityAdvent]

Nope, psycho. Turns 180 degrees and runs away from the shrew. Lives happily ever after with mom.

[@GFRzeszutek]

Anyone ever been interviewed as a boyfriend prospect by a single mother? It was like being interviewed for a job I never filled an application for. Just say "no thank you." and leave the scene. MGTOW until we all wise up!!

[@JohnMiller-iu2sx]

Right and all because she was blocking the cookies at the store and you were politely trying to get around her... Talk about an awkward 5 minutes!

[@d3r4g45]

Single mom? Gtfoot!!!! Asap!!! She already failed your interview.

[@AnnaLVajda]

It is a job you moron.

[@aprilelke3417]

Yes, because there's no time to waste. I can't imagine someone wasting my time when I already raise a 3 year old and work full time.

[@d3r4g45]

@@aprilelke3417 if dating and human interaction is a time waste for you, why do it!? Go on with your life as it is

[@LightShadowButterfly]

There are videogames like this, but they are better lol

[@slowster2945]

Q1: Are you 6' or taller?

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

I am 6 foot 1 and have had a student look me in the eye and derisively tell me I am not. Lol

[@hermellakebede859]

Who goes to a bar and reads

[@ravensbanebow1293]

Writing was good but the delivery and pace didn’t really do it justice. A small tip would be to just get rid of some of the unnecessary dead air.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Some of the answers are definitely more wrong than others. Sad thing is some people would say the silly answer.

[@hawrihemin7850]

I've been through few of this.

[@walterbishop3668]

Purple stockings is a big no no.

[@dagucka]

If she would not talk to me any more after one "wrong" awnser, i wouldn't like spend time with her anyway.

[@b1akn3ss93]

Who goes to the club to read??? That's a red flag in itself

[@pritemloo]

That was fun.

[@georgianalittlebird8728]

Amazing.

[@vaadaenmacchi]

But...dating is like who wants to be a millionaire! You've gotta be one to get one!

[@AshGreen359]

It's so true

[@FannomacritaireSuomi]

Didn't remember the easiest bit then...

[@kahinaaitdjoudioufella64]

I love that hhhh

[@DanielAudritt]

thanks!

[@kahinaaitdjoudioufella64]

Daniel Audritt keep on the good work

[@thelusogerman3021]

RIP Simon

[@RakibHasan-hs1me]

Wtf was her name?

[@wariswrong4920]

I forgot "Alice" as well

[@atthecore4560]

Women like musicians.

[@teaadvice4996]

3rd question I'm out because of my sad life :'(

[@Maratrushka]

Hard to enjoy video with such an echo echo

[@TheOtherSaluton]

at the beginning, I heard her name as Alex :(

[@fallen4055]

Alice

[@robertlozyniak3661]

1:27~1:30 Wasn't that the real question 1 ?

[@ReisenderRaumplaner]

even me knew her name is Alice

[@The_Ghost_In_Heaven]

I give her a 6.5

[@pompombuuum3182]

to much!

[@KEIO-qd1zx]

. _Still better than Despacito 5_

[@AtomicNo10]

A Who Wants To Be A Millionaire sketch in 2016?! Really?! What's next, a Spice Girls spoof?

[@jamesadams5177]

I am D in all of them

[@jerryc452]

Who else just skipped to the end?

[@dissonantiacognitiva7438]

It's these skills that help us later on in life when these women become hags and we actually had to have a game 🤣

[@laturley7445]

She's so alluring you cannot remember her name? Someone's been seeing too many new women. This isn't as funny as it should be because it's too real. Dating is not fun. You can perfect the art of finding a partner, but very few have the ability to keep one for life.

[@horushyperion76]

Why can't life work out like that rip

[@hawrihemin7850]

I haven't had sex in 3 months and I'm desperate would have been my answer.

[@zhouwu]

He totally should have just found this video on KZbin and rewound to the beginning and listened to the answer. Of course, that would totally not work in real life, but still, it would have worked in this scene, if they had uploaded this video before he committed to the wrong answer for the last question.

[@Mikkysam52]

wtf lol

[@YRuut]

He should date with his friend. Hés more confident with but unfortunately she see him like a girl not a man....

[@Elias-hk9sc]

And she is better looking

[@violet-trash]

He's her backup plan.

[@DarthMessias]

Oh, wait. How do you know he doesn't see her as just a friend?

[@YRuut]

DarthMessias men never see women as friend

[@DarthMessias]

@@YRuut Sure, I bet we all dream of banging our moms, sisters, cousins and the little cat. xD

[@orhblin]

The only answer I got right was number 6, the rest were all d.

[@ordermind]

that swindon lot

[@dee-tx5jd]

I paused the video, made cake and salad, made cream for the cake. I ate salad and cake and still knew her name was Alice before the answers were shown. So.. no sympathy here.

[@atthecore4560]

You don't count lol.

[@bharl7226]

Names aren't that easy for every individual human being

[@dee-tx5jd]

@@bharl7226 you're right. I would never be rude to people for not remembering my name. But in this case - it was his sisters name! The only reason he would forget, is ignorance. Only wanting her number, only wanting to have the "right answers" to win the game. Come on. If a guy gives me honest answers and not stuff he thinks I wanna hear, he can say he forgot my name, not a problem.

[@damonhage7451]

Wait, there are people out there who haven’t read the Da Vinci Code??

[@josiahgibson6373]

I haven't read the Da Vinci Code. And I read a lot.

[@damonhage7451]

@@josiahgibson6373 That makes me sad sir. I mean it's no Ayn Rand, but it still was a pretty entertaining book. I also enjoyed Angels & Demons as well (same main character but takes place before DVC).

[@kakaodcat6759]

I like reading but never even heard of it.

[@damonhage7451]

@@kakaodcat6759 Sold 80 million copies as of 2009.

[@mandyg5747]

I havent read the book. ..enjoyed the film but too many loop holes so thought reading the book it not worth my time.