If Google Was a Guy (Quarantine Edition Full Series)

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3 жыл бұрын

Every episode from the quarantine version of If Google Was a Guy, animated so that we could produce the series safely and without putting anyone at risk. Be well and stay safe!
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@dropout
@dropout 3 жыл бұрын
text us (310) 496-8371
@karljohan9104
@karljohan9104 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I am the first reply on a college humor comment :)
@vcreativeart16
@vcreativeart16 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hello
@yinyang1217
@yinyang1217 3 жыл бұрын
why should we text you
@Alx8282
@Alx8282 3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@303elliott
@303elliott 3 жыл бұрын
Phone number to the secret account is broken, it says to click the link above, but there's no link
@natural1sonly827
@natural1sonly827 3 жыл бұрын
"this one says 2021" 'I can do longer if you want" Aged perfectly
@silverboom0jf764
@silverboom0jf764 3 жыл бұрын
To perfectly if you ask me.
@kevingurr235
@kevingurr235 2 жыл бұрын
Hello from september 2021 in Australia lockdown
@lunarjellyfish5538
@lunarjellyfish5538 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevingurr235 It was September two weeks ago? Is that just an Australia thing?
@MorgaineRiddlePrince
@MorgaineRiddlePrince 2 жыл бұрын
Soo...
@Herobrineig
@Herobrineig 2 жыл бұрын
😬
@jaelyyymar8071
@jaelyyymar8071 3 жыл бұрын
Well. The little girl being more aware than the adults definitely feels real.
@charlie523
@charlie523 3 жыл бұрын
"horny" "great news i'm the internet" best quote of the pandemic
@manithemaniqwin9196
@manithemaniqwin9196 2 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@thegraysun5162
@thegraysun5162 4 ай бұрын
They cencored that 😥😥
@charlie523
@charlie523 4 ай бұрын
@@thegraysun5162 fr?
@thegraysun5162
@thegraysun5162 4 ай бұрын
@@charlie523 yeah, i guess youtube caught them 🤣🤣
@charlie523
@charlie523 4 ай бұрын
@@thegraysun5162 dang it 🤣
@jjscott6405
@jjscott6405 2 жыл бұрын
Love how they incorporated the overly simple art style google is using into their animation, Very cool.
@grabble7605
@grabble7605 2 жыл бұрын
What's overly simple about it?
@andrewduong2740
@andrewduong2740 2 жыл бұрын
It's Allegria
@Iamnottheplatypus
@Iamnottheplatypus 7 ай бұрын
Corporate art style
@BeanieBoi69
@BeanieBoi69 3 жыл бұрын
google screaming "stay home!" while kicking a chair is what keeps me going in life
@mosquitonstuff
@mosquitonstuff 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@MaterwelonMan
@MaterwelonMan 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaterwelonMan Disagreed
@bdaarmy9736
@bdaarmy9736 Жыл бұрын
@@alex.g7317 Disagreed
@AutoFirePad
@AutoFirePad Жыл бұрын
Terrifying. In the other videos mr. google simply gave all the info he had. Now he commands and filters info... as in real life!! :D
@subzeroelectronics3022
@subzeroelectronics3022 3 жыл бұрын
Remember how shocked people were when we said, “quarantine could even last until 2021” and now it’s just like, “yeah sure, I can deal with five more years”
@Frostfern94
@Frostfern94 3 жыл бұрын
Literally! At the start I was like "2 months?! I can't do that! It'll be done in a few more weeks surely!" and now I'm like "Eh, what's another year or two? Screw it! Spend the rest of my life indoors, that'll be fine!!"
@Kami-mq8sl
@Kami-mq8sl 2 жыл бұрын
Good news past you!!!! Covid restrictions are lifting, mask mandates are lowering and everything is getting back to the way it was slowly but surely!! - person from 28 February 2022
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 жыл бұрын
@@Frostfern94 I was calling 2023 pessimistically in early pandemic. I hate that I was right!
@My-nl6sg
@My-nl6sg Жыл бұрын
so it was YOU who doomed us all
@kimmiewise1044
@kimmiewise1044 Жыл бұрын
@@bthsr7113 But you weren’t? By early 2022 all restrictions have been lifted, no mask mandates not even vaccine mandates no one is even caring about disease anymore, it’s all about the economy and inflation due to excess government spending (due to overzealous shut downs of small businesses and artificial supply chain issues caused by mandates in the first place). I haven’t heard a single person talk about the pandemic since like February in 2022. It’s over dude.
@Dragonian05
@Dragonian05 3 жыл бұрын
“When is the Purge actually?” I would not want human Google as my enemy. He knows my search history and pretty sure he knows how to track down my location.
@chanterelle483
@chanterelle483 3 жыл бұрын
You fool, he knows exactly where you are right now! All the time!
@18Hongo
@18Hongo Жыл бұрын
Google is the nearest we have ever come to creating an omniscient being. I do NOT want to go up against humanity's best attempt at a god.
@corvanj8766
@corvanj8766 Жыл бұрын
@@18Hongo especially when it's got a lot of dirt on every single user too...
@landon8214
@landon8214 10 ай бұрын
He already knows everything about you and your entire family
@bruceanthony8345
@bruceanthony8345 10 ай бұрын
6:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexwansss
@alexwansss 2 жыл бұрын
The bits with the lady in green just made me really sad for real. I'm crying. I forgot how dark and hopeless it feels, because I got numb and got used to it, but somewhere in the back of my mind I'm still wishing for things to go back to how it was, still hoping that the pandemic will be "over", but it won't be. Hearing her ask "How long quarantine?" just reminded me that I wondered about that too, and still do.
@johnbees4443
@johnbees4443 2 жыл бұрын
Just remember Winnie the Pooh gave you the Flu
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg Жыл бұрын
Ever since it ended it hasn't felt the same before covid
@NotxbossThexbot
@NotxbossThexbot Ай бұрын
​@@LOL-bs1hg still hasn't ended, especially not during the time ypu created your comment. But too many people were tired of the quarantine stuff and being jobless/basically jobless and theres vaccines now so people kinda just tried going back to how it was before.
@JamesGrim08
@JamesGrim08 17 күн бұрын
Must really suck knowing nearly everything we went through was unnecessary. Things feel different than before for sure, but thats because we woke up to being lied to by those we use to trust. Than we realized our own neighbors would throw away personal liberty for temporary safety. Everything, even the damn masks, wasnt needed... yet you still have people today ,like that comment above, that believe hook line and sinker. Its amazing how stupid America has become.
@woolfieMcP
@woolfieMcP 3 жыл бұрын
"..and this says 2021" Ме one year ago "Hahaha, no way" Me now: "...oh" "I have longer if you want" NO GOD PLEASE NO
@PlanetComputer
@PlanetComputer 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@dacheeseproductions6005
@dacheeseproductions6005 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@derekdogs1463
@derekdogs1463 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@katyusha_kat
@katyusha_kat 3 жыл бұрын
same
@ilikeoranges1408
@ilikeoranges1408 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@adamrohac8441
@adamrohac8441 3 жыл бұрын
"This one says 2021." Well well well, look who is predicting the future.
@keineken_3281
@keineken_3281 3 жыл бұрын
I wish 😔
@fluffyflufffox1385
@fluffyflufffox1385 3 жыл бұрын
And the terrorism part came true as well
@VistaAllen
@VistaAllen 3 жыл бұрын
I think more like early 2022
@FlamingFoxProd
@FlamingFoxProd 3 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB Plot twist, nobody gives a shit
@PlanetComputer
@PlanetComputer 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@Crimson_Sun2486
@Crimson_Sun2486 8 ай бұрын
"When _is_ the Purge, actually?" Words can't possibly describe how much I felt that line
@RicoDubs
@RicoDubs 2 жыл бұрын
"exclamation point, but for quiet" that one got me
@glorycastillo5379
@glorycastillo5379 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@GimmeMyHandleBack
@GimmeMyHandleBack Жыл бұрын
I wonder if it’s ¡ instead of !
@r.dragon3763
@r.dragon3763 Жыл бұрын
It's " ..."
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 5 ай бұрын
​@@glorycastillo5379 They're wondering how you would punctuate someone speaking quietly, but with emphasis, such as in a whispered argument.
@cam_luong
@cam_luong 3 ай бұрын
​@GimmeMyHandleBack ¡ is used in spanish and is the same as ! But goes at the start of an exclamation. Example: ¡Ay caramba!
@Zythria
@Zythria 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot just how HEART WRENCHING these quarantine videos get at the end. That poor woman in that green shirt.
@paul.g4572
@paul.g4572 3 жыл бұрын
H o r n y .
@tempo6316
@tempo6316 3 жыл бұрын
L o n l e y a n d h o r n y
@IcewaveAce
@IcewaveAce 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yadayada736
@yadayada736 3 жыл бұрын
That's us
@lazybuddah9639
@lazybuddah9639 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@buleleader
@buleleader 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is still, "Covid real? NO! wait... TOO LATE!"
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 3 жыл бұрын
The dyslexia joke at the end was the best
@Dragonian05
@Dragonian05 3 жыл бұрын
Stroke of brilliance right there.
@elijaha773
@elijaha773 3 жыл бұрын
*I mean
@ethenmadison7678
@ethenmadison7678 3 жыл бұрын
This I agree is the best one
@protogenhorde8515
@protogenhorde8515 2 жыл бұрын
i loved it too
@jaxp3950
@jaxp3950 Ай бұрын
I’m not gonna lie, the guy who keeps asking random stuff is the most relatable
@phantommangagirl
@phantommangagirl Жыл бұрын
I remember back at the start of quarantine when companies were like, “What piece of nostalgia will cheer people up?” And this was CH’s contribution. I’ll always appreciate this series for getting me through the initial hump. :)
@confusioned2249
@confusioned2249 3 жыл бұрын
"I have longer if you want" Then we laughed, but now we know that wasn't a joke
@damiankaleomontero496
@damiankaleomontero496 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@matasa7463
@matasa7463 3 жыл бұрын
I read the scientific reports meant for the government. The project was originally 12-18 months. I'm thinking that the 18 month projection is the most accurate - we should reach high levels of vaccination rates at around middle of 2021, and start to see effect of herd immunity at around the end of the year.
@jfish032
@jfish032 3 жыл бұрын
🥺😪
@xenasBS
@xenasBS 2 жыл бұрын
@@matasa7463 except we're halfway through 2021 and a bunch of countries are opening everything up so the virus can flare up harder than ever before so it'll probably be a while longer after all.
@demolisherman1763
@demolisherman1763 2 жыл бұрын
What are you guys planning to do for the two year lockdown anniversary(yes it’s in like April but at this rate we’ll make it to the 3 year anniversary easily)? I’m going to Not go outside Not see friends And not go to the movies!
@americankid7782
@americankid7782 3 жыл бұрын
Dude: Mayan calendar Google: 2012 Dude: Mayan dyslexia Google: Why would- oh no
@melissazurbriggen6170
@melissazurbriggen6170 3 жыл бұрын
Welp its the end time's boys and girls. You better find you tin foil caps from 2012
@berthaaiman5236
@berthaaiman5236 3 жыл бұрын
@@melissazurbriggen6170 We gon' die dis year
@berthaaiman5236
@berthaaiman5236 3 жыл бұрын
@VelocityRaptor Siba Goatlama Rice-Ban
@glenmcgillivray4707
@glenmcgillivray4707 3 жыл бұрын
Except we have an antiviral. Which means we will have to be careful of new flavors spreading from hotspots across the world regardless. Africa could take years to eliminate. But at least the Pope isn't spouting antivax nonsense. Wait.
@ZT1ST
@ZT1ST 3 жыл бұрын
Look on the bright side - it could also be 2102 or 2201.
@Mr_Tf28
@Mr_Tf28 Жыл бұрын
I love how at the end of every video there's a heart to heart it's really sweet
@RaindropsBleeding
@RaindropsBleeding 3 жыл бұрын
3:15 hurts. not because I feel it now, but because I felt it then, when everything first shut down, and I had to emotionally support all of my friends who hadn't experienced real depression before, and it nearly sent me back under. the sheer memory still makes me cry. 2020 was such a bad year I wish I could forget, but know I shouldn't.
@Tiga_UltraSuperiorGojira
@Tiga_UltraSuperiorGojira 3 жыл бұрын
“Mayans end of world year”? “Mayans dyslexic”?
@shingles1465
@shingles1465 3 жыл бұрын
Took me a minute to get what they meant with that joke
@cahilavcs1601
@cahilavcs1601 3 жыл бұрын
@@shingles1465 I still don't get it.
@vailedshaman3334
@vailedshaman3334 3 жыл бұрын
@@cahilavcs1601 2012 the world was to end, but 2021 is when covid is swapping of numbers
@mal5256
@mal5256 3 жыл бұрын
or historians dyslexic
@SkyHacker9
@SkyHacker9 3 жыл бұрын
"what do you mea-" "ohh, shhhi..."
@ashulman1931
@ashulman1931 3 жыл бұрын
He has a chill side in this one
@Silver_Sonic_23
@Silver_Sonic_23 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how that’s possible.
@treygreen5015
@treygreen5015 3 жыл бұрын
Don't we all tbh
@PlanetComputer
@PlanetComputer 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@DANCEYpants95
@DANCEYpants95 Жыл бұрын
its the "mojitos" lol
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 7 ай бұрын
I like that with quarantine sending people doolally, his patience for the bizarre got bigger to help out. Surprisingly wholesome for a quick comedy sketch
@renascienza.bazarclub
@renascienza.bazarclub 2 жыл бұрын
One year later, and the green shirt lady still break my heart...
@idcgaming518
@idcgaming518 Жыл бұрын
"How to feel normal" ouch. That hit me pretty hard. Since this pandemic began, I lost two close family members, my grades slipped heavily (first in A-levels, which is the thing brits do usually for 2 years before going to uni, then my first year of uni - which actually led to me dropping out), me and the few friends I had have drifted apart, and I've been slowly but surely isolated from the world. COVID even recently interrupted me right as I was starting a new job and me and mum were planning to have a holiday abroad, by infecting her first, on the week we were meant to go, then me, the following week. Everyday, I question why I exist. I don't think I'll ever be brave enough to take myself out, but I certainly just want to stop feeling things right now. But this, makes me smile. Thanks, collegehumour.
@declanfleming7400
@declanfleming7400 Жыл бұрын
Stay strong brother
@Trainfan1055Janathan
@Trainfan1055Janathan 3 жыл бұрын
"Horny." Relatable.
@PlanetComputer
@PlanetComputer 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@indianscammer471
@indianscammer471 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@larious
@larious 3 жыл бұрын
Ahoy~
@katzewerfer63
@katzewerfer63 3 жыл бұрын
oh god yes xD
@billnye8760
@billnye8760 3 жыл бұрын
DR FAUCY SHIRTLESS TIME!
@fruityallday
@fruityallday 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget incognito guy if you ever run out of ideas
@monikakavaliunaite8017
@monikakavaliunaite8017 3 жыл бұрын
"incognito mode" * Google guy puts on a hat, glasses and dims the lights *
@BlackCover95
@BlackCover95 3 жыл бұрын
@@monikakavaliunaite8017 Don’t forget the trench coat with the collar turned up! Alternatively, 🥸
@aftonfangacha3557
@aftonfangacha3557 3 жыл бұрын
That video would be NOTHING BUT PORN
@lakshaymenghani6535
@lakshaymenghani6535 3 жыл бұрын
@@aftonfangacha3557 nope sometimes it will be very dumb questions or for searching items so that they don't advertise you those items.
@DuckiBoiHasPizza
@DuckiBoiHasPizza 3 жыл бұрын
@@monikakavaliunaite8017 thats *the deep weebbb....*
@joost00555
@joost00555 2 жыл бұрын
The genuine concerned Google answers were very sweet, thank you.
@brittanyrocket
@brittanyrocket 2 жыл бұрын
"How to feel normal" made me tear up.
@dungeonmaster9800
@dungeonmaster9800 3 жыл бұрын
The parts with the brunette in the green shirt got too real.
@notdragonzyt9933
@notdragonzyt9933 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@capterson4
@capterson4 3 жыл бұрын
"How to feel... normal." Jesus, that line.
@joshstephens413
@joshstephens413 3 жыл бұрын
I know. It hurts a lot.
@ryanbarham8464
@ryanbarham8464 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry lady. This IS normal now.
@sam4gaming135
@sam4gaming135 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was expecting her to say " how to feel normal, romanticising a cereal killer" or something like that ( I thought it was the same girl who wanted cute pictures of a bombing)
@Dino23968
@Dino23968 3 жыл бұрын
How to avoid suffering a breakdown from quarantine like cabin fever
@timmyppt
@timmyppt 3 жыл бұрын
Yea this is the new crazy/normal whatever you want to call it. It got real a few times
@ZablerAceStudios
@ZablerAceStudios 2 жыл бұрын
“Mayan dyslexia” “What do you mean… oooooooohhhhh shiiii” That made me laugh more than it should of
@moonstone2029
@moonstone2029 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that one woman saying "how to feel... normal..." made me burst into fucking tears
@LezbionestHere
@LezbionestHere 3 жыл бұрын
*Meekly* "Exlaimation point but for quiet?" *Soft smile and chuckle* "Lets find out. This was such a genuinely sweet and touching voice acting
@racdiecoon4994
@racdiecoon4994 3 жыл бұрын
‽ s o you know is an exclamtion point but for quiet
@pixelpython7567
@pixelpython7567 2 жыл бұрын
@@racdiecoon4994 Nah, that is not it. This, ᵎ, is it
@maxmeepmeep991
@maxmeepmeep991 Жыл бұрын
@@pixelpython7567 baby exclamation mark
@archie6890
@archie6890 Жыл бұрын
@@pixelpython7567 that seems like the thing people do when they sound like their shouting but their whimpering
@wiggle143
@wiggle143 Жыл бұрын
Why don’t we make it this: ¡ It’ll really confuse Spanish speakers till we can find a better one
@darthnater9819
@darthnater9819 3 жыл бұрын
Mayans dyslexia is a conspiracy I can get behind
@Archangel.Azrael
@Archangel.Azrael 3 жыл бұрын
2012 Or 2021?
@Dino23968
@Dino23968 3 жыл бұрын
How to avoid suffering a breakdown from quarantine like cabin fever
@willlavine1105
@willlavine1105 3 жыл бұрын
me too
@collinpersinger4809
@collinpersinger4809 3 жыл бұрын
It could actually be 2102 or 2201, maybe even 2210. Possibility is there.
@ihatemotionblur_3255
@ihatemotionblur_3255 2 жыл бұрын
@@collinpersinger4809 no lol
@linkibear8644
@linkibear8644 11 ай бұрын
6:33 “YOU ARE THE PURGE!”
@CornDogJohn
@CornDogJohn 2 жыл бұрын
"do they call coronavirus budweiser virus in mexico" "was nancy pelosi the impostor" this got me laughing so hard
@melodyrivas2777
@melodyrivas2777 3 жыл бұрын
The "great news, Im the internet" always gets me. Its adds humor without spoiling the moment.
@paulpule
@paulpule 3 жыл бұрын
"Exclamation point, but for quiet" 💀
@LeonelLAURE
@LeonelLAURE 3 жыл бұрын
What does that mean???
@anttweezy87
@anttweezy87 3 жыл бұрын
This gets me every time 😭 💀 🤣
@typhoonzebra
@typhoonzebra 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeonelLAURE it means he's asking for a punctuation mark that indicates that you're being quiet
@hattielankford4775
@hattielankford4775 3 жыл бұрын
But that second one, though. 😢
@zt3853
@zt3853 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but now I really want to know
@itsmeerinchoiii
@itsmeerinchoiii 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the models are exactly the same style as google’s recent advertisements
@nathanthanatos3743
@nathanthanatos3743 3 жыл бұрын
"Can you train a plant" Yes. It's called Bonsai.
@anonymous_person8280
@anonymous_person8280 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans dyslexia?" Oh god
@silverflight01
@silverflight01 3 жыл бұрын
Newton predicted that something similar to the end of the world would happen in 2060.
@wisenotwise2676
@wisenotwise2676 3 жыл бұрын
@@silverflight01 well, it doesn't matter, anyone of us can die anytime and we're not immortal
@aidoll3692
@aidoll3692 3 жыл бұрын
@@wisenotwise2676 idk about you though but like some ways to die are a lot less painful than others.
@montecarlowithdawningornam1817
@montecarlowithdawningornam1817 3 жыл бұрын
@@wisenotwise2676 I am immortal untill proven otherwise
@TingusPingus445
@TingusPingus445 3 жыл бұрын
“Avocado pit huge why” “Don’t speak in these weird haikus”
@enchantedspoon759
@enchantedspoon759 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@TingusPingus445
@TingusPingus445 3 жыл бұрын
@@enchantedspoon759 it’s from the original if Google was a guy series specifically episode 2 or 3 it’s a call back
@enchantedspoon759
@enchantedspoon759 3 жыл бұрын
@@TingusPingus445 ohh lol
@ventexovakon2178
@ventexovakon2178 3 жыл бұрын
Avocado be huge why*
@TingusPingus445
@TingusPingus445 3 жыл бұрын
@@ventexovakon2178 no it’s avocado pit huge why
@david4rancibia34
@david4rancibia34 3 жыл бұрын
6:01 MARBLELYMPICS Gotta support the hazers and balls of chaos this season
@Bsznmsc
@Bsznmsc 2 жыл бұрын
Personally up for the Thunderbolts but best of luck
@midnightthefairy8747
@midnightthefairy8747 Жыл бұрын
Hazers are the best!
@wilson352doesstuff2
@wilson352doesstuff2 3 ай бұрын
Melow yellow
@KazeDov
@KazeDov 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 (heart explodes) awww.
@samp-w7439
@samp-w7439 3 жыл бұрын
Lol "this one says 2021." Well here we are
@kittykittybangbang9367
@kittykittybangbang9367 3 жыл бұрын
Well pandemics do last a long time
@elenas3571
@elenas3571 3 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early these sketches were live action!
@bigcheese6926
@bigcheese6926 3 жыл бұрын
Your moms house
@Tizzy_Rose
@Tizzy_Rose 3 жыл бұрын
Same-
@jamie.lee717
@jamie.lee717 3 жыл бұрын
Right
@KatieTheDev
@KatieTheDev 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 😶🤔
@ryanthoms
@ryanthoms 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are gonna be a huge nostalgia trip in a couple years
@wandatherranova4258
@wandatherranova4258 2 жыл бұрын
I wait for this series every single year to keep my humor stay moist
@djhoops25
@djhoops25 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s the business?” “Shakeshack?” “Oh just some mom and pop shack”
@PlanetComputer
@PlanetComputer 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@jomarcentermjm
@jomarcentermjm 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly most loan would be approved if a known brand is involved.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 Жыл бұрын
There were a LOT of people conning safety net programs like paycheck protection program.
@noobishanimations1809
@noobishanimations1809 3 жыл бұрын
"I have longer if u want" Little did college humor know that they were WAY too accurate
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 жыл бұрын
Still going. I'm also losing my mind!
@KagaiYami
@KagaiYami 6 ай бұрын
we need so much more of this
@retoscholly5538
@retoscholly5538 2 жыл бұрын
Please, guys, more of this! I so love these!
@ztnarff5439
@ztnarff5439 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad everything's sold out lol that was realistic in the beginning of the pandemic and is a little accurate right now
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 😶🤔
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear zn
@101Crock
@101Crock 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku wtf is wrong with you?
@eaglestryker1338
@eaglestryker1338 3 жыл бұрын
"9mm in bulk".
@moistnugget4147
@moistnugget4147 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I strongly disagree with your existence.
@LibertyPrime21240
@LibertyPrime21240 3 жыл бұрын
“All the toilet paper!” “There’s no need-!” “All the beans!” “To horde stuff!” “Extra Freezer?” “That’s not so bad-“ “To horde vaccines!”
@johnbees4443
@johnbees4443 2 жыл бұрын
How to protect all dogs from Fauci?
@musicwithoutanyboundaries
@musicwithoutanyboundaries 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this series!
@jeffrinjustin9479
@jeffrinjustin9479 3 жыл бұрын
6:43 even Google hates tiktok
@hatmentionmansion7403
@hatmentionmansion7403 3 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt
@shreyaskumaragarwal3343
@shreyaskumaragarwal3343 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Who would not hate competition. We now have yt shorts with the same cringe content.
@wackyanimations3326
@wackyanimations3326 3 жыл бұрын
@@shreyaskumaragarwal3343 yt shorts are filled with tiktok videos.
@silverflight01
@silverflight01 3 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor, definitely.
@dooda9566
@dooda9566 3 жыл бұрын
@@shreyaskumaragarwal3343 not you comparing yt to tiktok
@GeneralAblon
@GeneralAblon 3 жыл бұрын
"Second wave..." Tl;dr: "We are doomed." ".............Feminism...." I laughed way harder than I should have at that.
@bubbanator3340
@bubbanator3340 2 жыл бұрын
Same answer lol
@skelliebeeper5693
@skelliebeeper5693 2 жыл бұрын
Glad these are still being made, Hope you can make more in 2022.
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 Жыл бұрын
Plenty of material for it.
@elouis5436
@elouis5436 3 жыл бұрын
By animating this, you've made it funnier than it could have ever been with a live person! Keep up the hilarity. Thanks!!!
@moniquecash
@moniquecash 3 жыл бұрын
Now I have to look up "exclamation point, but for quiet"
@meoff7602
@meoff7602 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck
@racdiecoon4994
@racdiecoon4994 3 жыл бұрын
‽ is the exclamation point but for quiet
@Sam-on5jf
@Sam-on5jf 3 жыл бұрын
the lady being sad over 2-6 months breaks my heart
@qut22vp83
@qut22vp83 3 жыл бұрын
The “last year new year’s resolutions“ hit very hard😅so....sending live to everyone I guess🙌🏾
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 Жыл бұрын
Still accurate
@Summer-xe6in
@Summer-xe6in 3 жыл бұрын
This is a great video. Thanks for making this! I laughed! ^_^
@harveyts3
@harveyts3 3 жыл бұрын
For the record, for who might be wondering when the oil price was negative, that is exactly how it worked. They paid companies to take the oil and those companies stored it then solid it back. This was mostly done by the same ships that would normally deliver it, but instead of taking it someplace, they just sailed around-plenty of info online about what happened and its implications.
@vickibannister2689
@vickibannister2689 3 жыл бұрын
why did all the soft ones about not pushing yourself make me start crying lol xxx mental stability we don't know her xx
@donkeyhobo34
@donkeyhobo34 3 жыл бұрын
I love you, Vicki pooh 💕
@dekzYT
@dekzYT 3 жыл бұрын
never met her 😍
@kaylaosborn2774
@kaylaosborn2774 3 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one
@MaskedNozza
@MaskedNozza 3 жыл бұрын
Got me good 😭
@vickibannister2689
@vickibannister2689 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaskedNozza right??
@Shadow__X
@Shadow__X 2 жыл бұрын
I literally googled "calculate volume cylinder" a few days ago even though I knew it already, but my grandpa didn't believe me because I learned a different formula than he did
@sarahwick6514
@sarahwick6514 Жыл бұрын
I wish I talked to my grandpa about cylinder volumes
@quinny98
@quinny98 9 ай бұрын
Great archive video ❤
@JuniorExecutive1987
@JuniorExecutive1987 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked expecting more silly distractions and found a relatable human message and some therapy... thank you
@jonboybluegaming
@jonboybluegaming 3 жыл бұрын
Google was a Guy is the funniest series. I understand its probably hard to keep a series like this going but thank you nonetheless. Hope to one day have more episodes.
@DrGreatScott
@DrGreatScott 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of CH's best series (both live action and animated). I hope we get another "season"
@HAVENTYOUPPLEVERHEARDOF
@HAVENTYOUPPLEVERHEARDOF 6 ай бұрын
Ukelele course did NOT age well!!!
@DudeNamedRon
@DudeNamedRon 3 жыл бұрын
"If duckduckgo was a guy" It's just a guy sitting at his desk waiting for something to happen.
@manjodhgosal
@manjodhgosal 3 жыл бұрын
Like Bing
@massivredboi2646
@massivredboi2646 3 жыл бұрын
nah, everyone would be wearing hoods so that you couldn't see who they were
@wyrdingroom6081
@wyrdingroom6081 3 жыл бұрын
the guy tapping all the ducks to get to goose would need arms six feet long! 🤣
@kevinvanveen3260
@kevinvanveen3260 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine that scene from eyes wide shut.
@a.j.9115
@a.j.9115 3 жыл бұрын
Or like a really respectful butler (NO NOT JEEVES)
@LetsPlayNintendoITA2023
@LetsPlayNintendoITA2023 Ай бұрын
this 2 parter was a blast thanks
@shomu_og2841
@shomu_og2841 3 жыл бұрын
4:23 the most cursed line i have heard so far
@Cessated
@Cessated 2 жыл бұрын
He’s asking the real questions though
@Pancakemaster64
@Pancakemaster64 Жыл бұрын
We we’re almost there
@pianomews9509
@pianomews9509 3 жыл бұрын
3:15 Man, this is the first time I’ve watched the quarantine version and I never knew how much this would hit after a year into the pandemic 😢
@TreVotheJoke
@TreVotheJoke 3 жыл бұрын
Wholesome without toxicity towards toxic people i love it
@naqidoesps4860
@naqidoesps4860 2 жыл бұрын
"Horny" "Great news!" *Pulls out a fat stack of paper* "I'm the Internet."
@spacepotato1880
@spacepotato1880 3 жыл бұрын
“What is tiktok?” “Oh please, don’t summon him!!!” Peak content
@frenchtoast7188
@frenchtoast7188 3 жыл бұрын
College humour been making us laugh for a long time. Respect
@momoavatar4960
@momoavatar4960 3 жыл бұрын
random woman: scared. google: You're not alone... random woman: lonely. google: We all are. random woman: impatient: google: Look, I get it. We have to be patient for a while longer, or we risk losing more lives.. A lot more lives. random woman: ...horny google: great news. im the internet (pulls out stack of paper)
@TheAnimeEncyclopedia
@TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr7Reality or that he is used to everyone from the first time google was a guy
@brittcampbell1805
@brittcampbell1805 3 жыл бұрын
That was my fav part
@ZT1ST
@ZT1ST 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia "Finally, a good proactive use of this skill I've built up over many, many of people's disappointing searches."
@RookieMonoLith
@RookieMonoLith 3 жыл бұрын
7:49 *Shoot On Iphone*
@kyouutube8648
@kyouutube8648 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much. God bless you guys. I haven't laughed in a while. You made my day. 💛
@whatsinadeadname
@whatsinadeadname 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized the 'dumb' questions are very much like what elementary students ask their school teachers; I also recall teachers suggesting googling things when students have questions when they have iPads.
@jsowau
@jsowau Жыл бұрын
Such a great clip, really humanising and honest👍
@gregoryvn3
@gregoryvn3 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing you guys have ever done.
@MikeJones-qn1gz
@MikeJones-qn1gz 3 жыл бұрын
Man good job college humour we all need a good laugh these days at the situation we’re in.
@taoxme2498
@taoxme2498 3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the great work!
@user-um7wd1tb7j
@user-um7wd1tb7j 3 ай бұрын
This was a great way to educate people while also having fun
@theandyman88
@theandyman88 3 жыл бұрын
"Covid-19 Real" "NO" "I mean-" "Too late!" Best part
@MidnightO42
@MidnightO42 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf. Was not expecting the gut punch of "how to feel normal"
@MaskedNozza
@MaskedNozza 3 жыл бұрын
😢
@sarahlarson2172
@sarahlarson2172 3 жыл бұрын
LOL.
@froggman66
@froggman66 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 love it “wooo, mojitos!”
@coalescence4479
@coalescence4479 Жыл бұрын
This is such a sweet series.
@atlasguytinyproductions55
@atlasguytinyproductions55 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad they revived the series just for fun
@gm2407
@gm2407 3 жыл бұрын
Googler: Confirmation bias Google: Studies have shown... Googler: Confirmation bias not a real thing Google: Ohhhhhhh.
@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690
@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690 3 жыл бұрын
the guy with irrelevant questions is my spirit animal
@ttthecat
@ttthecat 2 жыл бұрын
As a green shirt lady, these videos made me feel better! Thanks College Humor! 🤗
@jazzlewin3133
@jazzlewin3133 2 жыл бұрын
Make more... It's too good!
@moistnugget4147
@moistnugget4147 3 жыл бұрын
That little girl is asking a lot of good questions about Santa
@johnbobsons4179
@johnbobsons4179 3 жыл бұрын
11:50 I literally said "oh shit" at the exact same time
@optimuslemonpie5268
@optimuslemonpie5268 Жыл бұрын
Let’s just say we’re lucky to know that it was debunked as untrue.
@optimuslemonpie5268
@optimuslemonpie5268 Жыл бұрын
Still suffering but the world hasn’t fully ended yet
@henrystark3746
@henrystark3746 Жыл бұрын
@@optimuslemonpie5268 read it backwards 2021. 2102
@jonathanschmitt5762
@jonathanschmitt5762 Жыл бұрын
What did he google?
@maritoguionyo
@maritoguionyo 5 ай бұрын
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