If Hallmark Made A Halloween Movie

Will Candy Corn find love with Gray Vestone? (These movies get me every time... 😭) #hallmark #comedy #parody
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[@marieclapdorp1417]

Love the addition of the midwest neighbour. "Why are are talking like that? Are we in a Hallmark movie?" GOLD.

[@seameology]

😂😂😅🤣

[@sallyhamilton7202]

The introduction of the Midwest neighbor was just Epic. I love Midwest neighbor she is so relatable. And her interjections of dialogue in the midst of Kim's lines was just hilarious.

[@bunnynut]

Definitely my favorite part of this skit! Lol

[@rachelchapman7876]

Gosh I just love Midwest Neighbor - she's the best doncha know! Seriously though, as a proud Midwesterner she is like everyone around me, just turned up to 11!

[@praywithpio6028]

@Mat Lodestone 4th Wall - DEMOLISHED !

[@raea3588]

Absolutely! And everyone in these movies has "that" friend 😄

[@jjthek]

I love the neighbor too, she adds so much to the videos.

[@sarahpredmore7131]

Hallmark be like after watching these: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Olivia-jy9jf]

@Sarah 😂😆

[@louissivo9660]

Yep, we'll see this next year. If they're smart they'll give a "story by" credit and let these two appear as background characters during the party scene.

[@tinaperez7393]

The not even pretended to hide glee on Candy's face when she hears his wife died!! 😲😂🤣😂

[@mayanelson980]

Right!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

😆

[@tinaperez7393]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs btw, Holdernesses, we still don't know what happened to the deceased wife in the pumpkin pie of love Hallmark movie y'all did, where our male lead gestures very mysteriously behind him outdoors with no explanation in reference to the death of his wife! 😂🤣😂

[@memorylayne78]

Oh that was like the worst/best part 😂

[@busymama7903]

« Ooh noo » 😃 LOL

[@melissaconnellyjones2622]

Including the "Midwest Neighbor" into this parody added an extra layer of hysterical! Loved it!

[@tinaperez7393]

And fall is all about layering.... 😜😂 My attempt at a joke doesn't make any sense! But yes, agreed she was a great and obvious good addition to have!

[@andrewlind3731]

Yes, that Minnesota accent added so much more humor

[@williamgarry2635]

“Midwest Neighbor” is the best neighbor!!! And I think that accent is more Michigan than Minnesota, but only by a hair…

[@windowcattarot]

You know it’s funny when the Midwest neighbor is the voice of reason. I’m literally crying 😂. Thanks for this!

[@hydehouse]

You're not literally crying

[@suzannehribal4117]

I was crying too! Really needed this this morning!

[@2anonymous]

Well, we in the Midwest are the voice of reason.....

[@suzannehribal4117]

@@2anonymous yes, we definitely are! (IN here)

[@andrewlind3731]

@@suzannehribal4117Illinois here

[@pam7825]

“Oh my gosh, am I in a Hallmark movie?” The addition of your Midwest neighbor made this hilarious!! And who ever thought up a pumpkin avalanche? Y’all are just so talented & funny! 😂

[@margaretqueenofscots9450]

The whole thing about characters totally not recognizing people just because they have a small scrap of fabric on their face is so accurate

[@gracemercy4757]

😂😂😂😂

[@thetoysofchildhood]

Kim's facial expressions are definitely Hallmark material😂🎃

[@marieinparis7492]

Same😊❤love hallmark video y’all make 🎃2022

[@beth9367]

The expressions were giving Lori Laughlin vibes 😂😂😂

[@emmacorke552]

Midwestern neighbour + Hallmark movie = perfection

[@mariamartinusz9699]

2:40 Kim dancing away left me in stiches. And the tragic pumpkin avalanche...🤣

[@WaiferThyme]

Ahahahahhaah finally one where the midwest neighbour thinks Kim is weird! 🤣😂🤣

[@silverbobcat1855]

"Why are you talking like this, OMG am I in a Hallmark Movie?"

[@MrsMusica]

Midwest neighbour is the perfect addition to this series. I love it.

[@silverbobcat1855]

I never watched a "Hallmark" movie before you all did these parodies, since then I have watched a few. The only thing missing is the constant embarrassed, self-conscious glances even between non-romantic characters. I love these, they crack me up.

[@ashleyrobo]

The first time the “Midwest Neighbor” was the only sane one. This was hilarious. I love your hallmark movies

[@mackenzierich7140]

The way Penn said “Passed away in a tragic pumpkin avalanche” made my laugh so hard 😂😂

[@susie9893]

The most romantic time of the year

[@divinemrsq]

I love that her Hallmark voice is almost identical to Moira Rose and Penn sounds like he's reciting a bot version of a Hallmark movie😂😂😂 love you guys❤️❤️❤️

[@yvetteconn8678]

I thought the same thing!

[@elizabethchitester9494]

Um- the neighbor is my favorite. She needs her own hallmark movie!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

she really does

[@mayanelson980]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs Truly.

[@Vipre-]

"A Midwest Match of the Heart" She meets a widowed handyman who turns out to be the heir to a matchbook empire. A single spark sets their love aflame don't cha know

[@llamasugar5478]

“You had me at ‘Oh, hey dere!’ . . .” 💘🌾💘

[@tinaperez7393]

Yes!!!! 😜😮😂 I can't even imagine what that would be like! It has to have a guy named Steve as her love - and we never see him but only hear him! 😂. And it would involve a family tradition holiday "salad"! (involving jello, fruit and some form of dairy). 😂👍

[@Nurichiri]

The midwestern neighbor being the confused one made an already hilarious skit even better!

[@jacquelineharper-simmons12]

So TRUE.

[@VioletNKisHere]

I love the lines that the “Midwest” person did at the beginning. “Are we in a hallmark me?” Is absolutely hilarious.

[@Fox-Mann-Fam]

OMG this is hilarious. Candy's 80 facial expressions in 30 seconds moments are the best. Midwest Neighbor with her logic and sensibility is a perfect addition. Thank you for the morning giggles.

[@Carnelian21]

"Let us go start our forever, now!" Haha amazing line. So we'll done guys.

[@whofandb]

Midwest neighbor: "I think is the part where you run after her." Loved her being added. It sort of breaks the 4th wall.

[@suzannehribal4117]

🤣🤣🤣😂. This is great. Love the addition of the midwest neighbor who doesn’t know what’s wrong with you, but is willing to go along. And explains things because she’s the smartest one in the room. 😂🎃

[@Vipre-]

These have become my favorite Hallmark movies.

[@pattyknoll7428]

My mother-in-law has just moved to a nursing facility and the only thing she watches is the Hallmark channel (mainly because she can't work the remote) but I bet she would love the Holdernessmark Channel movies just as much. Thanks for the fun!

[@MomOfSeven123]

Your post has me laughing so hard because my mom can't figure out the remote in her nursing home either. I've tried to teach her that she can talk into it and she shouts so loud that I can hear her from down the hallway!!

[@thomasdoyle9748]

My mom hates the Hallmark channel! Bet she would enjoy this!

[@susie9893]

Just love Kim's "hallmark voice" in these. It's just perfect

[@thefitnessfoodfairy3389]

The special Hallmark voices!!🤣🤣 These are so hilarious 🤣

[@memorylayne78]

Your Hallmark parodies are just the best.

[@justnerdystuff]

Thank you so much for adding your producer in the clip - she totally makes it even more hilarious!

[@Ihadnofirst]

The end with the Midwestern Neighbor made me laugh so hard "Halloween really is the most romantic holiday of them all." 😆

[@cayteowands]

Midwest neighborhood is the perfect addition. Farkin hilarious 😂

[@nedaward3032]

Oh my word!!! Your facial expressions when you two see eachother!!! Hilarious!!! Love it!!! 😂

[@gloriagarrett8225]

I absolutely adore the Midwest Neighbor!!

[@jaybunting6169]

A tragic pumpkin avalanche 😂

[@mayanelson980]

🤣🤣🤣

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

It was so sad

[@tinaperez7393]

Loved the Midwest Neighbor! And...HER SHIRT!!! 😂🤣😂

[@karafuller3033]

"My wife passed away in a tragic pumpkin avalanche." BEST. LINE. EVER. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1bornconfused922]

Oh. My. GOD!!! Another Hallmark movie parody! First of all, YAY, you've included the neighbour! Second, the names! Gra Vestone, Candie Corn 🤣🤣 Third, Candie is the multi millionaire this time! Fourth, the trotting out of the shot! Fifth and most importantly, thank you Lola for giving your parents the idea two years ago!

[@teresabenson3385]

Pumpkin avalanche! Seriously, these just keep getting funnier.

[@mayjay5162]

These hallmark parodies get me every time 😂😂

[@Matilda_King]

This was great! Great addition of the very self aware best friend asking the questions we all ask while watching these movies😂

[@bridgetbanerjea7588]

Kim's robot voice is always the first thing I notice in these. Midwest neighbor "Why are you talking like that?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@turtlnickel]

This was definitely my favorite of your Hallmark parodies. Midwest Neighbor's addition was perfect.

[@BoldFollower]

Reminds me of that old Batman skit where he can’t recognize anyone lol

[@tinaperez7393]

I love it - this time SHE is the one that's rich. 😹 One of them always needs to be rich. Hard to enjoy "love" and worry about paying the bills too! 😆😲🙁😫 Hence these fantasies!

[@jennykonrath6011]

Tragic Pumpkin Avalanche😂😂 This is my favorite one of yours so far!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chadbaxter5578]

I freaking love when you guys do this. These are the most shared videos that I send. My family and I tried doing this last year for Christmas but we all just sent videos in a group chat and made the story up as we went along lol it’s good to see people in their 30s and 40s still having lots of fun. Keep up the great work guys

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Thanks for being here with us!

[@chadbaxter5578]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs I’m not going anywhere!

[@nataliecarbone6997]

Seriously I have incorporated the ‘oh yayh’ into my daily vocabulary These are always so good, I hope to see more non-romantic holiday romantic movies soon!!!

[@piiinkDeluxe]

4:09 Kim repeating Penn's "milieu" is too funny! 😁😄

[@TheGreatLKHS]

I love their Midwestern neighborhood. She is so adorable. 😍😄👏👏👏

[@kellireeves4562]

The Hallmark voices are my favorite!! 😂🤣😂

[@ciaragrey5523]

"Odd looking spider ring" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Tragic pumpkin avalanche" OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@schale8051]

Adding the neighbour to all this made it even better!!!

[@jmlewis435]

I don’t know how you filmed any of this without breaking out in laughter!

[@missamanthaa]

these hallmark movies are so well known in our family 😂 we are constantly singing the musical songs from the christmas hallmark musical, so im so excited there a new holderness hallmark!🤣

[@christinesalontay9272]

I sometimes find myself singing, "Flannel and a backwards hat. No one is attracted to that." My brain can't unsee Penn dancing to that.

[@andreav2175]

“But what have you done with Greg?!” 🤣 The subtlety of the acting, yet we can still understand… 🤯💜👏

[@piiinkDeluxe]

ha! I just rewatched all of your Hallmark parodies and appreciate the fact that it was Penn's turn to say 'yAAaAAaY!' 😂

[@elleneastwood7435]

Penn spread eagle so he can fit in the frame at the end was my fave part.

[@thefqlcon]

I love this series so much!! Can’t wait for another 🎃🎉

[@fras0065]

Halloween really is the most romantic time of the year

[@Allen2]

He ghosted Candy at 1:30 because it's Halloween.

[@chickie8252]

My daughter and I have been waiting for this! I love the Midwest neighbors t-shirt! Please make a playlist of the Hallmark Channel videos!😂😂😂

[@pixietwitch]

Kim's "smitten" face at the dance.... WOW!

[@tinaperez7393]

The slip of a mask as a disguise thing - it's like playing peekaboo with a babay. ("Baby" but pronounced like they would in this video). 😂🤣😂

[@patriciac4562]

Oh my god, Candy is dying??! and The Midwest Neighbor is priceless!

[@Eurocatbaby]

His wife died from a pumpkin avalanche was the best. Loved the Midwest neighbor trying to figure it all out.

[@amydubisz9902]

The dog; you left out the dog! You had the widower, girl looking for love, the kid, the friend, the party, nature, but you left out the dog! 🤣🤣

[@BarberPhotography]

Love your Hallmark parodies! I do like how the Midwest neighbor was a part of this one.

[@tinaperez7393]

Yes - she was great!

[@lauralane9272]

These Hallmark spoofs are always fun to watch. Thank you for sharing this with us. Happy Fall!

[@katiesoderling3596]

“No, yeah, for sure…” 😂 Such an upper midwest saying.

[@catboxcleaner3532]

Everyone in this is a treat; Penn’s expression meeting Candy, Midwest Neighbor’s tears at the end, but Kim’s over-the-top gestures are spectacular 🎃 Or, should I say, spooktacular? Thanks for the comedy, and for Penn winding up to sprint to Candy Corn’s front porch. Lux decor 🍁🍂🤎

[@ericaenchanted]

Tragic pumpkin avalanche! 😆😂🤣🎃

[@silverbobcat1855]

Another "Easter Egg", is when Penn stretches out so that he isn't towering over Kim. It is sort of like Barbara Felton slumping to hide that she was taller than Don Adams.

[@tinaperez7393]

Ooh - that's a classic tv reference! He WAS a short guy! The Tom Cruise of his era. More or less. 😜😂

[@kathleendonnelly6077]

A main character named Candy Corn - fabulous.

[@citizeness3864]

The Holdernesses are a national treasure. This skit is another gem. Thanks for all the laughter!

[@hellopohtatoes7589]

This is exactly how me and my friend film short movies lol😂😂😂

[@CG_Hali]

Loved it all but you killed me at pumpkin avalanche! XD Love the neighbour as the no-bs-voice-of-reason!!

[@DeliahAyala.2.14.91.]

Grey Vestone as a name was such a killer line 😂 brilliant!

[@Amanda-gg6kz]

Adding the Midwest Neighbor is brilliant! This is comedy gold! I've never even seen a Hallmark channel movie, and I always enjoy these!

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

The fact your neighbor realizes she’s in a “Hallmark” movie is 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Yaasss 🤣🤣🤣

[@micheleg.109]

Kim's acting faces get me every time! LOL

[@hollishan]

Thank you for the laughs this morning! LOVED your midwest neighbor (sorry, I don't know her name..🤔), she was epic! ❤ Who needs to watch Hallmark, when we have you? 😁

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Glad we made you laugh!

[@tinaperez7393]

Yup. Move over Hallmark! 😂🤣😂

[@gloriagarrett8225]

I googled her...Ann Marie Taepke

[@Octoberfurst]

@@gloriagarrett8225 Thank you! I always wanted to know who she was. It was weird just calling her "Ms Midwest". I wish they would call her by her name in the videos.

[@bearsmom74]

Love it! Candy's delight at the wife's tragic accident was hilarious.

[@CronoCloudAuron]

Oh my gosh, these movie parodies are hilarious. The voices! The plot points!

[@Wordsnwood]

Neighbour totally stole the show... 🎃

[@squishyshelli]

There are so many gems in this 😂 I love your Hallmark series! Hilarious! The addition of your midwestern neighbor to these was fantastic!

[@maureenlacore2461]

I'm a Minnesota girl, so this is relateable!!!! Love your Hallmark parodies.

[@Sitharos]

Omg Kim’s face when she sees Penn at the masquerade, she had me howling 🤣

[@katiewalker2056]

my favourite part is the super not sad smile & "on no" when he reveals his wife died in a traffic pumpkin avalanche 🤣

[@hegmonster]

3:05 "But what have you done with Greg?" made me spit out my lunch laughing

[@PsychedelicChameleon]

"Tragic Pumpkin Avalanche"!!! Now that's the movie I wanna see!

[@keena5958]

You guys are absolutely hilarious! I sure hope Hallmark is aware that you do these so they can see just how funny you are. What an awesome way to start my morning!! 🎃

[@susie9893]

And maybe they'll start making Hallmark self-aware movies like Deadpool is to superhero movies

[@tamis479]

Everytime Kim speaks, my mind takes me to Moira from Schitz Creek. She sounds like her 🤣

[@joed3483]

This was honestly better than the last two things I was forced to watch on the hallmark channel. The writing, acting and cinematography was much better.

[@catherine-wyestael-9427]

Lol, pumpkin avalanche! 🤣

[@flareneos]

That "oh no" when he says that his wife died in a pumpkin avalanche is everything.

[@willow4373]

She seems to be turned on by that. 😂

[@stellaweasley7958]

The way Kim smiles and moves her eyebrows after he says “but my wife died”

[@kimmcneil3636]

Love these so much! Why are u talking like that am I in a hallmark movie?!??

[@mayanelson980]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hemaccabe4292]

I can't stop crying with joy. Keep up the great work. Love these Hallmark spoofs. Thanks!