If Harry Potter Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes

[@Chronicron]

Umbridge getting WAR CRIMES as a charge was everything I wanted to see today

[@modmaker7617]

Umbridge was my most hated character as a kid

[@Apokalypse1]

Seeing her geht the death Penalty is what I wanted

[@coledakers6127]

3:39

[@mr.canon3567]

True

[@altithoraxperotorum5133]

Yeah and whats even more funny is that she actually never killed anyone lol

[@Smart-vn9yg]

Technically, even if Umbridge's torture was bluffed, she could still be charged with coercion. You missed that.

[@eraser2592]

Since the torture spell is a cursed spell it can be considered an illegal use of force

[@christianparrish3292]

What's coercion?

[@blipbloupblap9531]

Forced by intimidation and/or fear​@@christianparrish3292

[@panmopsel]

@@christianparrish3292forcing someone to do something example “holding them at gunpoint, with order to open a safe” thats coercion

[@janehrahan5116]

@@christianparrish3292 forcing another to comply via threats. Coercion is always a crime, however if I blackmail you and you rob a bank coercion is not an excuse since the threat is not in excess of the crime in severity. Notably murder and treason are never excused by being coerced or entrapped.

[@draconichaos3591]

Bit surprised Umbridge didn’t get Property Destruction for blowing up the door to the Room of Requirement

[@atomicgamin5571]

No since as the headmaster it was her property ig.

[@niccolorichter1488]

@@atomicgamin5571 nope , its school property and school is clearly a public institution ( the goverment names the headmaster ) Also she wasnt the Headmaster at that point anyway

[@atomicgamin5571]

@@niccolorichter1488 Even then at that point she was working for the ministry as the in place of the government meaning she did have the authority to make changes to the campus which you can see as a large portion of the staff as well the person in charge of security was present. Furthermore, assuming we do not know what we know about her future association with Voldemort, the students were committing illegal acts on campus. Laws in numerous countries do grant people who have the ability to prevent a crime the right to destroy property in effort to prevent it.

[@angelasligar9714]

@@atomicgamin5571I don’t really think you guys get how the room of requirements door works

[@coledakers6127]

1:46

[@Drunkenoodles]

one would argue that its not battery that Umbridge commits but tortue

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

also theyre minors carving words into childrens bodies is way more than battery

[@simonnachreiner8380]

@@fleetingselfconfidence612 I'd say it's a woodchipper offence

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

@@simonnachreiner8380 a what???

[@ALJ9000]

@@fleetingselfconfidence612 A crime punishable by wood-chipper

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

@@ALJ9000 ah i disagree way to quick

[@Tabby3456]

Umbridge: "Jury, please come to your senses and say I'm innocent" Jury: "Sorry, but I must not tell lies"

[@TheRealTricky]

Judge: "I WILL have order!"

[@Mylifeartwork14]

I feel bad for the person who played miss umbridge bc a lot of people hate her she played it good tho

[@adnanbey4871]

"No, no, enough! I WILL. Have. ORDER!"

[@TheRealTricky]

@@Mylifeartwork14 Imelda Staunton, who portrayed Umbridge in the movies didn't like Umbridge either and I've heard she hated to see herself in that role.

[@nicoledevore-escamilla7753]

you got that right

[@_Toxicity]

Voldemort getting Harry and Cedric to the graveyard is child abduction. (Unless you're going to charge Crouch Jr with that one). He also orders Wormtail to "kill the spare," meaning he solicited Cedric's murder.

[@Sakurasan2023]

Agreed 👍

[@fernansanchez6331]

Crounch Jr did that by Voldemort's orders, so he should also be charged for that. Cedric death was included on Voldemort's murders and attempted murders' segment

[@Sakurasan2023]

@fernansanchez6331 I'd argue both of them would be responsible. Voldemort would be of guilty of association and the master mind

[@angelasligar9714]

The classical music playing over Voldemorts life sentences was too funny

[@ry6554]

can can

[@elementalkat49]

the homicide can-can 🤩

[@TM01_]

​@@elementalkat49nahhh

[@sitsia3808]

Name of that music?

[@GunMeLike-s5n]

@@sitsia3808 its called the Can Can

[@Jojo-dj1ic]

At the beginning of the Half-Blood Prince, the deatheaters destroy a crowded bridge in London. As their leader, wouldn't Voldy get something like Domestic Terrorism for that?

[@tendingsbrother7057]

That bridge was built after the books are set so it doesn’t count.

[@Jojo-dj1ic]

@@tendingsbrother7057 I am unsure about the legal rulings when it comes to time travel paradoxons.

[@SnowghostFilms]

Films are set around 10 years after the books, and even if not then he who must not be named and his followers either still committed the crime in the future for which he should still be charged for or it was a similar incident to a similar landmark that would likely constitute the same crime and penalty.

[@AWESOME_GUY]

Also shouldn’t he have gotten genocide? He only killed Muggles and Muggle-Borns (Mostly)

[@chrissonofpear1384]

@@tendingsbrother7057 The books directly reference a collapsed bridge... so despite it being a different bridge, it likely can still count.

[@officialmonarchmusic]

For Umbridge, I'd like to add that blowing up the Room of Requirement is also property damage, because she does not own the school, same with Voldemort, he caused lots of unnecessary damage to the school across the films, he should have to pay a couple millions for it

[@The-Omega-Blade]

Voldermort you could make an arguement for, as he was in a war with Hogwarts, thus he would not be charged for the destruction he's actively doing. Umbridge just straight up destroys a Room in a school own by the Minestry of Magic that she's apart of casually without thinking however lol...

[@officialmonarchmusic]

@@The-Omega-BladeUmbridge would 100% get charged. Also, I’m pretty sure the Ministry doesn’t even own Hogwarts

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@officialmonarchmusic it's hinted they do own the school, also i said she'd get charged...

[@officialmonarchmusic]

@@The-Omega-Blade I just think that the school was built by individuals. Possibly they own the actually schooling itself but I don't think they own the physical building that is Hogwarts castle

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@officialmonarchmusic it would still come under a "private building" as she was not the builder of it either nor did she gain the rights for the whole building, as not even dumbeldore owned it as the headmaster (like most schools normally, headmasters have a lot of say in the way stuff is laided out inside the building, but the building itself is treated differently and requires outside permissions to modify/ demolish parts of said building) That's mostly my point regardless

[@aztec613]

Man that was good But seeing Toadbridge getting life sentence for war crimes, MMMMM, needed that

[@awesomeness1682]

No it should have been death penalty

[@thejuggernault9647]

I was expecting Death Sentence, she deserved that

[@Thepurpleoracle81]

​@awesomeness1682 this is British law so no death sentence

[@Sakurasan2023]

Yep

[@Sakurasan2023]

​@awesomeness1682 even better

[@Littleyonder]

Shouldn’t Voldemort get a second degree murder/manslaughter charge for letting the Basilisk kill Myrtle? His intention was to rid the school of Muggleborns, so it wasn’t accidental.

[@bakthihapuarachchi3447]

Not to mention all the crimes he commited in the books that wasn't shown in the movies, such as him killing his father and grandparents and framing his uncle for the murders

[@altithoraxperotorum5133]

And also theft as he and his men stole lots of magical artifacts

[@officialmonarchmusic]

@@altithoraxperotorum5133 Yeah, murder of Hepzibah Smith and theft of the cup and locket, as well as the ring, and also MAYBE the Diadem, as well framing Hokey the House elf

[@teamfossil6312]

Was that his plan? I don’t recall it actually being discussed in either the books or films. I would argue more towards manslaugher though, as Myrtle was the only death and I refuse to believe that the exact same lucky coincidences happen to stop deaths 50 years ago as well

[@DanBacksIide]

⁠ I definitely think he could be charged for these ones, and if we really tried, we could probably scour through the books to find other bits of information we can charge him with

[@MarioSonicPhillyFan700]

6:40-7:12 Most hilarious segment of crime charges!

[@YakovP.Kompelyar]

Can can.

[@MarkdeSain]

I laughed so hard... "What is missing?", KILL HIM.... ah yes 😂

[@animeandanimals]

That was ART

[@laceyclarence7293]

I agree but the only thing I can think of for that part is: “This is the periodic table, noble gass are stable la la la la la la la luh, each period we see”

[@saiyanwarrior3895]

my cousin said are you kidding me only two charge are prest again dursley what about all other thing they did in book child abuse and physical abuse and mental abuse and starving and slavery and open disdian and borderline cruelty and child discrimenation and harshment and bad parenthing and lets forget vernom child attand murder and list go on so next when charge crime again some one make sure add all thing they did book and in movies

[@williamwright4813]

Something the movies overlook is the fact that Umbridge was the one who sent the Dementors after Harry in the first place. (She admits to this in the scene where she threatens to use Crucio on Harry). I don't know what category this would fall under, but it certainly sounds like corruption of some kind to me.

[@darthdooku6246]

Abuse of power?

[@SnowghostFilms]

@@darthdooku6246Yes and probably reckless endangerment as well

[@Zeonite-of5lu]

Probably conspiracy to murder.

[@jonathancampbell5231]

Since the Dementors tried to suck out Harry's soul, this could rise to the level of attempted murder by proxy, and thus solicitation of murder

[@abraham2172]

I would count it as attempted murder because the dementors were appearently ordered to committ the dementors kiss on Harry, which is arguably worse than death in the HP franchise.

[@Tarnished270]

"You dare use my own crimes against me Mousait!?"

[@sunshadethedragon]

I feel like the dursleys welding bars to Harry's window to prevent him from getting to school counts as neglect, as they are denying him an education, and hogwarts seems to be a public school as they never paid to send him there (but im not a Harry Potter fan so I could be wrong)

[@elhopper3735]

Also sure it’s an extreme fire hazard and they should at least get fined for that

[@_Toxicity]

Yeah, there might be a truancy charge there. Or a child endangerment, because if there were a fire, Harry would be trapped inside--and rescuers would have a harder time getting him out.

[@sunshadethedragon]

@_Toxicity yeah, I agree. Probably several charges here in that clip

[@suebursztynski2530]

They didn’t pay, but his parents would have left something. However, Hogwarts seems to have a system for taking kids who couldn’t afford the fees. Colin Creevey and his brother were the children of a milkman. Tom Riddle was an orphan living in an orphanage. I doubt Hagrid had to pay. They really can’t afford to let magically gifted children to be untrained. Look what happened to Dumbledore’s sister.

[@benjaminbonser2505]

Also, there was more that they did in the next 2 movies I feel like this is one of the videos he rushed

[@elhopper3735]

The Can Can mass murder sentencing segment made me laugh so hard, was not expecting that😂

[@JamesParker1998]

Same here.

[@death_star11]

Video idea: If Willy Wonka was charged for his crimes

[@CrystalStarscape]

didn't matpat do this a really long time ago

[@ry6554]

@@CrystalStarscape Come with me And you'll be In a world of osha violations

[@digitalact1vistoflife405]

Which version of willy

[@Rickytickybobbywobbinvb6546]

​@digitalact1vistoflife405 if he does do that he would probably do all of them

[@The-Omega-Blade]

I'm pretty sure it'd be a fairly small list of things considered, as many would just be OSHA laws, so while interesting, it wouldn't exactly be a tall crime list/ sentence...

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Beautifully done montage at 6:39. 11/10 video.

[@PizzaMineKing]

Are we sure the dursleys shouldn't get 7 years of repeated offense on the child abuse?

[@cazzabojangles]

Difficult, arguably it would all add up to one case but they would get a more severe sentence based on the longevity/ severity. The closest we see to physical abuse is Vernon pulling his hair (movies) and Petunia aiming a frying pan at his head (books) and there are no mentions of sexual abuse, which are the ones that tend to get longer sentences. Obviously, the neglect, food deprivation (he had a can of vegetable soup as his meals for the day) and locking him up are all heavy hitters, plus the years of emotional abuse would go towards this, but it would likely be argued as one case. Also, from PoA onwards, it did calm down a bit, although it was still primarily twelve years of abuse.

[@dabomb3336]

Finally something! Like how the Dursleys are charged as 1 entity

[@LtBasil]

Dudley was technically a minor, though. Can he legally be charged for this stuff?

[@Superemie401]

@@LtBasilIn the United Kingdom, which is as we all know, where Harry Potter takes place, children between 10 and 17 can be charged for crimes, but are treated differently than adults.

[@altithoraxperotorum5133]

Some Large Constrictor Snakes are also illegal to posess as pets in some countries or you need a permit so voldemort could be charged for that

[@Josh_isDonaldDuck]

According to Fantastic Beasts, Nagini is actually a human who transformed into a snake. So would that charge still apply?

[@altithoraxperotorum5133]

​​@@Josh_isDonaldDuckeven more so and probably much more stuff as its probably illegal to own a human . Not also to mention the unethical magical experiences he probably has done on her

[@officialmonarchmusic]

@@Josh_isDonaldDuck Truthfully, the continuity is dubious. It isn't clear whether Fantastic Beasts is set in book or movie continuity

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

Then it's human trafficking and illegal immigration

[@512TheWolf512]

@altithoraxperotorum5133 never watched fantastic beasts, but if nagini did it of her own will, she's technically not owned, no matter what others say.

[@MM126.90]

0:57 however a gun like that is illegal in the UK and means that Mr. Dursley bought it illegally.

[@HappyGingerWolf]

Actually, non automatic rifles and shotguns are legal, but you require a licence, and it's rather hard to get one Living in the suburbs, Dursley is unlikely to have a justified reason to own a gun, so either he found it in the house (which would probably be legal, as long as he only used it under the castle doctrine), or he brought it from home, in which case it is most likely unlicenced and therefore illegal

[@patrickhoover8501]

@@HappyGingerWolfin the books it’s shown that he had bought it while traveling from place to place while trying to keep Harry from seeing the letters

[@nomekop777]

If you look at the dates on the tombstones if Harry's parents and do the math, you can see that he actually has the gun before they were outlawed

[@class444swr3]

However, castle doctrine does not exist in the UK to the extent where usage of a shotgun would be considered viable

[@JamesParker1998]

The person uploading s from US so they are going by their laws. I don't think we have the castle doctrine. We sure don't have the death penalty

[@Adrian-ze9ud]

Something that is not mentioned in the movies is the fact that Umbridge was the one who sent the dementors after Harry at the start of the movie, in an attempt to get rid of him. This wasn't known or approved by anyone in the ministry. This is a first degree attempt of murder, as well as child engagement because of Dudley, and she would probably get fired (if the ministry wasn't so corrupt). She also tried to use this as evidence of Harry doing magic while being a minor. This would have ended with Harry losing the right to use magic. I'm not sure of what is the exact name of this crime nor the punishment.

[@GT_Walker]

Entrapment maybe?

[@cazzabojangles]

I'd be interested to see where the law stands on sucking out someone's soul and whether it is the same charge as murder. I'm guessing yes, but it could also be put down as a severe disability of sorts. The removal of a person's soul resulting in a vegetative state could be put down as classified under a category similar to grievous bodily harm. Anyone found guilty of murder has a life sentence in the UK, regardless of the age of the victim. GBH offences are categorised into two main types; Section 18 (meant it) and Section 20 (arguably didn't mean it) offences under the Offences Against the Person Act 1861. Section 18 GBH is the more severe of the two, involving really serious harm with the intent of causing bodily injury, which would count for Umbridge. The maximum sentence for GBH (and considering it would have been unprovoked, to a minor and to the further end of life altering, I think it's safe to say that would fall on her) in section 18 is also life imprisonment. The fact that Harry didn't lose his soul was purely down to him, it being unsuccessful woudln't do much in her favour. At any rate, she used the dementors as a weapon without the Minstry's consent, which is a whole other kettle of fish. I assume that the combination of the two would result in a sentence the same length as murder, but under a different name. In short- life inprisonment.

[@linexi]

its so weird considering that the dursleys literally had two spare bedrooms and still let harry sleep under the stairs

[@abraham2172]

Its explained in the books; Dudley needed the second room for all his stuff. It also served as a guests room.

[@striker389unknown2]

⁠@@abraham2172 Even then, it is not like they always have guests so Harry Potter could use the first room

[@donnawoodford4127]

It's part of showing how little they thought of Harry to stick him in that 'room' under the stairs. Then they had Dudley stomp up and down the stairs to add insult to injury. They didn't 'let' him sleep under a staircase, they MADE him sleep there.

[@darthy6896]

I find it hilarious that Voldemort might actually survive the 4 death sentences if you count his horcruxes

[@mrsillytacos]

give 'em 11.

[@leoncergaming7745]

Maybe throw in one extra for attempted genocide of the muggels?

[@austinsimmons577]

But how would the life sentences work? Would he have to live a whole life, or is it just until he dies?

[@manend2]

and then if he still has his remaining ones, serve out all his life sentences and years. Then he's the far flung future's problem Voldemort X anyone?

[@docbrosstudio7680]

But, if we do the death sentences first, then life, which is till he dies, and then the remainer, he dies. Wait. He is dead already.

[@Itz_Mont]

I couldn't stop laughing during the Voldemort kill scene... 😂

[@xoxoalyyy]

Me eitherrrrrrr 😂😂😭

[@R0ttingChild-11]

The happy music and explosions along with voldemort killing everyone is so funny 😂

[@_Toxicity]

LOL at the Voldemort Murder montage. You really do have the best edits!

[@Goc4ever]

I was waiting for this and oh boy, did you deliver. I'm glad we finally got to see the Dursleys, Umbridge and Voldemort getting charged for their crimes and i'm amazed by their sentences. Well done Mousait, i'm very proud of you.

[@nsneddon24]

Technically, the law regarding the unforgivable curses results in life imprisonment for their use, meaning that every time the curses are used without authorisation is a life sentence. (Someone probably has already said this but I’ll say it anyway)

[@KingRenYen]

It wouldn't make sense to charge some crimes under Wizarding law and some crimes under Muggle law.

[@ChibiNyan]

@@KingRenYen Well, going with analogy, it should count about the same as "illegal use of a firearm" or something like that .

[@ajbattiato8233]

It wasn't just all the murders, attempted murders & times that Voldemort tried to kill Harry that are missing, 'cause these are the charges you also should've given Voldemort: Reckless endangerment - Letting a troll loose in Hogwarts which wreaks a lot of havoc Escaping lawful custody - Escapes with the help of Barty Crouch Jr Terrorism x2 - Doing this to London and the Harry Potter universe during the Battle of Hogwarts In conclusion, that would be 2 more death sentences & an extra 25 years.

[@ajbattiato8233]

So to correct Voldemort's sentence, it would be: 6 death + 93 life + 205 years

[@WazzpinatorReviews-or1zb]

He’d STILL live.

[@JamesParker1998]

Good point, but it was Professor Quirrell that let the troll loose.

[@Levele1234]

⁠@@JamesParker1998Voldemort did take control of him, so I think it should still coung

[@ajbattiato8233]

@@ConnorMartchenke I'm pretty sure that was on 1 of the 5 separate attempted murders.

[@DelphiBellatrixRiddle]

A few notes: - Voldemort (and overall Death Eaters) have much more crimes that aren't mentioned here - This appears to be made using the US law system while HP takes place in Britain. Also the Wizarding World has its own laws - War-time laws are a little different than peace-time laws (eg. fallen in battle doesn't count as murder)

[@evergreengaming2.053]

Umbridge's giggle drives me up the wall every time I hear it.

[@phl6716]

That and her throat-clearing cough.

[@evergreengaming2.053]

@@phl6716 OH PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME LOL

[@spl2000-lw4zm]

Video Idea: If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 5 (Villains: Smek from Home, Chameleon from Kung Fu Panda 4, Nerissa from Teenage Kraken, Don Lino from Shark Tale and Ms. Grunion from Mr. Peabody and Sherman)

[@ajbattiato8233]

Well, I'm on board for Smek, Chameleon, Nerissa & Lino, but I do not know about Ms Grunion because I doubt she'll get much, unlike Pitch Black who could get a lot of kidnapping and false imprisonment charges over the abducted tooth fairies. Or even unlike Velvet and Veneer from Trolls Band Together as they could get BOTH torture & attempted murder charges since extracting Floyd of his essence is that definition & I requested attempted murder because they know full well that this process could kill him.

[@matercan5649]

Voldermort did some more evil stuff in the books, In the 6th book we learnt that he as a child 2 lead other children into the cave where the locket was, before he placed the pocket there, to do something that would shatter their minds.

[@OneRandomDragonLover]

LOL THE VOLDEMORT MONTAGE MUSIC! You had me doubled over laughing. You earned a like.

[@briansmith6620]

Keep up the good work! PS I looooove the "da da da dnaaaa" sound effect at the begining of every case and the punch effect on every accusation.

[@BrosephDaGamer]

“Now what’s missing... ah yes” *cue music* That was absolutely hilarious... props to you for compiling all of the murder clips lol

[@SorenDaein]

Starting off with the Dursleys was nice, since they only had those two crimes to their name, which I actually predicted before the crime itself was shown. Regarding Umbridge being charged with "Administering drug with intent", it was mentioned in Goblet of Fire's movie adaptation that use of Veritaserum on a student was forbidden, meaning there's dire consequences for doing so. Not to mention that "War Crimes" charge was a nice touch. Of course Voldemort would have the biggest rap sheet due to his VERY long list of crimes. Love that extra touch of tallying up the murders and attempted murders by having a third section for the instances of trying to kill Harry Potter.

[@WolfRider2002]

The other day I was reading a Quora answer that laid out all of the Dursley's abuse, and to put it mildly, HOLY SHIT! Granted it was mainly covering the books (the movies tend to cut out most of their abuse) but still, I think 22 years might be low balling it

[@sunshadethedragon]

I also feel that even if he who must not be named didnt start the conflict, hed still get charged with doing some war crimes for attacking a school, which is a civilian building.

[@clarkejoseph49]

In the Dursley’s defence of making Harry sleep under the stairs, they didn’t have anywhere else for him to sleep until he came back from Hogwarts for the Summer post first year.

[@Mary_Studios]

Only in the movies, in the books they have four bedrooms. One is for Mr. and Ms. Dursley, one is dudley, one is a guest bedroom and another is where all of dudley's broken things go. They move him into the bedroom with dudley's broken things after they get the first letter.

[@Londronable]

What? No. Right after the letters come and are addressed to "the room under the stairs" Dursley has a breakdown because Harry is moved into the room with all his broken shit.

[@docomega7862]

They did have another room, but used it for dudley's old toys. And even if they didn't, it's not like the situation is new, they got harry as a baby 11 years prior, they had plenty of time to make better accomodations than under the stairs

[@Syd_Smith]

Wrong I would explain but the reply’s already did

[@RIGEDstudiosDINO]

6:39 Not gonna lie that was the best part

[@joundii3100]

For indeed you must not tell lies.

[@ElliYeetYT]

4 Death Sentences For Voldemort and yet he failed to take over a school.

[@krisr3868]

Worst part of the four death sentences for Voldemore is that he'd survive, unless the horcruxes are destroyed before the sentence is carried out.

[@ElderEagle42]

I already want part two, where you charge Grindewald and the death eaters

[@sitsia3808]

6:41 best part where "Offenbach Can Can" keeps playing in background.

[@wormslop]

Also, the hundreds of inferi in the lake guarding the locket horcrux would be murders he committed, since nobody knew about that except himself (And regulus, I suppose, but all he did was test the potion defenses.) Since only he did that, all those inferi would be murders credited to him.

[@galaxyendergirl]

I think that Umbridge did battery more than three times as it seems implied that she did the hand quill cutting to anyone who stepped out of line and Fred and George talk about the pain going away so they must have gone through the hand quill cutting thing.

[@kadenwai2006]

Wouldn't Voldemort be charged with Grand Larceny as well, for stealing the Elder Wand, kidnapping Ms. Charity Burbage, property destruction at Hogwarts, assault and battery, conspiracy to commit murder, attempted genocide (against all muggle-borns), terrorism, and usurpation (by taking over the Ministry of Magic)?

[@Editor.Malfoy]

7:56 wow that’s alot

[@star.master_cranium]

3:28 - 3:26 You can hear the “Unfortunately” practically trying to jump out of his mouth and into our ears!

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

4:16 I just got a funny image of Dolly’s corpse rotting in Azkaban for 22 years, and… while I doubt that’s what happens for a life+ sentence, I think we can all agree this particular criminal deserves it.

[@ra1nynightz]

That montage of Voldemorts crimes was the best thing I’ve seen all day 😂

[@PAI_Commonwealth]

I feel like Voldemort should be charged with crimes against humanity for trying to commit genocide against the muggleborns

[@Apokalypse1]

That Song is so funny for the Voldemort charges cause the Song is Happy but the corpses ain't

The homicidal lightning round was pretty funny.

[@Harry-potter7]

0:00 yoooo why is that song fits PERFECTLY for the Dursley’s?😦

[@tufabrawlstars642]

6:39 I never Laughed so hard about people dying bro💀

[@briansmith6620]

I also love the compilation of Voldemort's "Death Counter".

[@robotic7810]

The Voldemort edit goes hard

[@andrewmcnamara6305]

You should also do a video on what crimes would Mary Lou Barebone (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them) and Gellert Grindelwald (Fantastic Beasts film series) be charged with.

[@Captain_FixIt]

6:41 Is that "Can Can Music" by Jacques Offenbach? I Love this Song!

[@Superemie401]

Yes.

[@6Pokefan9Hatt]

I just hear ‘This is the Periodic Table, noble gasses are stable, allergies and alkali react aggressively!…

[@gengar0949]

Now we need “If Lord of The Rings villains were charged for their crimes” in the future

[@anonluxor470]

This is the first time I've ever heard of Castle doctrine

[@MrPlayerOneP1]

Wow! Voldemort was just... SAVAGE 😮 Next time u should do Niko Bellic, you did Michael De Santa before, and trust me, GTA 4 is da best

[@mobile4life248]

the end for boldemort had me rolling on the ground😂😂

[@williameggleton414]

Another bunch I've always wanted to bust! Let's begin: The Dursley family: Now first of all, this would be bittersweet and a bit poignant for young Harry since they're his only family, but I believe it would be for the best and the chance to move on with his life. The Dursleys clearly have a huge dislike for Harry, and possibly the Potter family altogether, to the point where he's seen as a pest by them. And judging that there also might be complaints about them by the public, there is a possible chance they would be cited. Petunia and Vernon will do time in prison for 15 years and 9 months, with young Dudley being bumped off to relatives and the possibility of a restraining order against their estranged nephew. I'd like to see their dumb faces as the word "guilty" is read! Dolores Umbridge: Fellow Harry Potter fans, we have all the evidence we need on the vile devil of a teacher known as Dolores Umbridge. It appears that she has not only been abusing her power & position in the Ministry of Magic, she has inflicted torture on innocent children and had intent to even commit crimes against humanity and rule as Minister as a dictator fascist regime. Umbridge is a significant danger to society and might even be declared insane, so I agree at the prospect of Umbridge spending the rest of her life, in Azkaban.... Lord Voldemort*: For this monstrous enemy, I, unfortunately, couldn't find out if the Wizarding World had capital punishment in modern times. I doubt a death sentence wouldn't even bother since he has his Horcruxes. What I would recommend for the Dark Lord is eternal imprisonment and punishment in some kind of tomb or place of confinement like the crystal sarcophagus in Scooby-Doo, the Phantom Zone in Superman and Imhotep's tomb in The Mummy. He's too dangerous for this world in every way. The Wizarding world will never allow him to be released, for he will arise a walking curse, a plague upon wizardkind, an unholy consumer of power with the strength of a hundred wizards, power over the darkness, and the glory of EVIL! *AKA Tom Marvolo Riddle, You-Know-Who and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

[@astabros3305]

You know it's good when Mousait uploads

[@aliwalia]

Great video as always! I was thinking i would love to see “If The Doctor was charged for his crimes” if you’ve watched Doctor who!

[@DeparOoStudios]

6:40 start music can-can

[@GlücklicherCap918]

In the books, it is revealed that Umbridge sent the two Dementors that attacked Harry at the beginning of Order of Phoenix, that would be both attempted murder and reckless endangerment.

[@Battlerabid]

Finally mousait has uploaded after a month

[@Icedonot]

He was too busy analyzing all 8 harry potter movies

[@agent_sus3273]

@@Icedonot…which probably took 16 hours, maybe more in total

[@Icedonot]

@@agent_sus3273 all the movies alone are 20 hours 💀

[@ShiyonHwang-bi2ud]

🤣🤣🤣LMAO not the upbeat classical music playing over Voldemort's (very many) sentences😂😂😂

[@light-master]

I feel like the 22 years that Umbridge got during her time at Hogwarts and the 22 years that the Dursleys got arent quite the same. Surely Umbridge should have had a lot more for the torment if so many kids. Also, isn't the use of a forbidden curse like a life or death sentence all on its own?

[@Mary_Studios]

As long and you're using it on a human yes it is a life sentence. However if you use it on a goblin, troll, centaur, or even spiders you're perfectly fine and won't get sentenced. Wizirding law at it's finest.

[@isabellle_Aki]

the way voldemort just has his crime in a song was making me laugh so hard

[@docbrosstudio7680]

Start of the funnyness of using the periodic table song to help list his murders and attempted murders. 6:36 SOMEONE SEND THIS TO ASAP SCIENCE

[@LBCmolab]

6:39 the best montage in history

[@CommittingMelonies]

3:07 if it’s to scare him, wouldn’t that be intimidation?

[@Nate-fb1rr]

I think that puts a coercion charge to her name.

[@blackbird3327]

It's still either intimidation or coercion as both are crimes meant to scare

[@nathanielweber7843]

I’m charging her with the cruciatus curse. She was stated to be reveling in the idea by the book, a horrible twisted smile on her face as she describes she also sent the dementors after him that summer to suck out his soul. She was definitely going to use it, and she definitely would have been prosecuted for it

[@masterenactor1796]

6:39 - 7:13 Death Eaters be playing that song during Voldemort's killings.

[@SamandColby21]

I loved voldemorts murder counts 😂

[@jayvhoncalma3458]

2:09 Umbridge is all of worst types of karens combined

[@flamebreakergaming9063]

Video idea: Darryl Mayes’ pops

[@Hood-i5f]

6:43 I would listen to that on repeat all day

[@flextape467]

4:32 give the man a property destruction charge

[@gr666Diamond8]

I loved the Can-Can music when you were counting the murders, attempted murders, and tried to kill Harry

[@anwenlokier2292]

6:06 and disrespecting the dead (extra 25 years)

[@ajbattiato8233]

Request: If James Bond Movie Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes Le Chiffre (Casino Royale), Dominic Greene (Quantum of Solace) Raoul Silva (Skyfall) Mr. White (Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace)

[@ajbattiato8233]

Description: What crimes would Le Chiffre, Dominic Greene, Raoul Silva & Mr White be charged with? A video examining what crimes James Bond Villains would be charged with if they were to be in court.

[@ajbattiato8233]

Then: If James Bond's No. 1 Enemy Ernst Stavro Blofeld Was Charged For His Crimes This guy could get charges of grand larceny, aiding & abetting terroristic acts, aggravated theft, illegal possession of explosive devices, federal extortion, multiple counts of air piracy, breaking the Nuremberg principles in You Only Live Twice, attempting to kill livestock, identity fraud, escaping lawful custody, organised crime, sexual coercion of Madelaine Swann & finally, count up all the times he tried to kill James Bond. And that's just the stuff I know about. If I forgot anything else, let me know, but hopefully, I've got all I could think of.

[@Xander1000.]

6:40 This had me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Thank you

[@Superemie401]

“Now what’s missing?” *”KILL HIM!!”* “Ah, yes.”

[@DryIhs]

The murder and attempted murder segment was pure gold

[@The_EB_Consortium_Arc]

Could you do one of these for Fist Of The North Star Villans?

[@chanidaouimette444]

The Voldemort killing montage got me dying of laughter😂😂(try speeding it up😂😂😂)

[@maxgodor4593]

Technically, there are enough voldemort crimes in the book to have seven death sentences, wich mean that the tribunal could proceed to his execution in seven parts

[@EternalSkies1999]

I honestly had a feeling something like that was going to happen at 6:40. Great video, MOUSAIT.

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

Child neglect charges boutta go crazy

[@Goc4ever]

Even if they got arrested i seriously doubt they would endear themselves in the eyes of the other inmates.

[@randomtraveler9854]

I don't know about UK but here in the USA child abusers have it worse than any other prisoners, that's why there almost always kept in insolation.

[@Meera_is_on_top]

I’m sorry but this part with the music had me rolling on the floor laughing 😭😭😭

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

Chucky could be a fun one to sentence.

[@gunchapred8933]

Though we should also get a count for Tiffany as well if we do get that.

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

@@gunchapred8933 I was thinking that too. Though I think Chucky’s record would be too big to fit Tiffany in.

[@justicedunham4088]

Voldemort definitely the type to say “they’ll already give me the death penalty for this, what’s 5 more?”

[@MrOreo390]

He’s back!!!!!! With more villains to sentence

[@Thomason-xv4kp]

Half breed: *throws an arrow at harry* Umbridge: DEATH