If I Were a Bro

"Bro, I'm gonna puke. Hold my hair." See more at collegehumor.com/originals

[@loralynsanders3956]

HELP IM STUCK IN THE MUSIC PART OG COLLEGE HUMOR AND THERE IS NO END IN SIGHT, SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN!!!

[@BestOnThursdays]

Nope I just finish the OG CollegeHumor hardly working I'm here now and I'm with you

[@ryanmeir4670]

We still doin it in 2021 bro

[@KyleBrand]

@@ryanmeir4670 damn right, we are

[@tbotboy1320]

I LOVE THIS

[@helpyourselfimbusy5747]

I’ve accepted there’s no escape.

[@Zerogokikun]

I miss Sarah so much =(

[@happyfalcxn]

Why? What happened to her?

[@Zerogokikun]

She took a job on SNL as a writer.

[@happyfalcxn]

OHH! Thanks!

[@yellowcougar18]

She was one of those caught out by the Fappening too...no, I'm not joking. :/

[@Zerogokikun]

yellowcougar18 I know dude, suddenly this video had a popularity boost because of that. It is kinda sad.

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

I was in college when this song came out...I was obsessed with collegehumor back then. So glad that Streeter and Sarah have gone on to do great things!

[@ItaiGreif]

What do they do?

[@duptygupty]

@@ItaiGreif ur mom

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

@@ItaiGreif Sarah wrote on SNL until 2017 and now writes for shows on HBO and Comedy Central. Streeter is one of the head writers at SNL!

[@ItaiGreif]

@@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 Thanks!!!

[@donarthiazi2443]

​@@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 They're both jewish aren't they?

[@xyoungwx]

shit I missed Sarah and the old collegehumor

[@xyoungwx]

Hillary Vandenberg Thats great for her

[@Randoman35]

These new Jessica and Rekha chicks are ruining it.

[@InnerGala]

7 years later, I still can't sing the Beyonce version, always revert the lyrics to this one! Lol

[@sandrabullcock]

14 years now.. >.

[@freemansteinslab]

13 years later and I'm still coming back to this one...

[@RumseySpotLight]

Must be something in the air, I too had a feeling to listen to this again, 13 years later.

[@annajacobsen103]

this is the most 2009 video ive ever watched

[@DrControversy]

This is the most 2017 comment I’ve ever read.

[@sebasv419]

do "if i were a babe"

[@bornbredbermudian7643]

Blu hip-o This is a parody of an existing song, "If I were a guy".

[@Zakimals]

and if i were a guy is a parody of "if i were a toy" from smyths superstore

[@shtech99]

So they're linking to this from newer videos

[@johnsamuel9172]

ikr!!!

[@Chopchopchopchopchopchopchopch]

+Thomas Zenhaeusern lol

[@HiHACKER]

😶

[@edgelordnightshade7277]

h

[@EirikXL]

oh maaan, it makes me sad to see the CH cast is switched out periodically :(

[@NewhamMatt]

It's quite fair to be disappointed about how the videos change - the stuff they do nowadays is almost unrecognisable from the stuff ten years ago - but there's no need to feel bad for the actual cast. All the major players and writers have left of their own accord upon being offered more prestigious jobs at SNL, Late Night/The Tonight Show, This Day Tonight, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Buzzfeed and Google (I think one of them went to The Daily Show too). College Humor produces the type of content that gets the attention of the big names.

[@essennagerry]

Um... um... um... um... You said "more prestigious" and then still put "Buzzfeed" on the list.

[@NewhamMatt]

Touche - I really meant that Jeff's more prestigious role was the one at Google rather than Buzzfeed. I've never really bothered with Buzzfeed, so I can't crucify it, but I haven't heard or seen anything that makes me want to try it either.

[@McSuilenroc]

Throwback to the good days, fellas.

[@thomson4247]

+Noah S May he blaze it in peace

[@Galaxies3000]

This has no right to sound this good..

[@SteveDangle]

Is it just me or is Sarah slowly becoming the star of College Humor?

[@alexbram2064]

Finding this comment is a hat pick!

[@decayingbrain7494]

A verified account with only 6 likes?

[@rachelmorris9721]

Cries

[@someguywhocanfly]

She was never the star but definitely a core member of the golden age

[@Matt-mp5py]

No one in 2009 was thinking these 2 would be SNL head writers.

[@0DarkTime0]

Nice.

[@khizzy6267]

Got it... Almost 69 likes...

[@liltech-9677]

Temisk video got 420 likes......nice

[@lampovyurge]

Damn, Streeter is a total legend, I wonder where he is now and what he's doing )

[@lovesosaJDPON]

+lampovyUrge Pretty sure he's a writer on SNL

[@howtodoge]

+TheIrishPinata98 Not anymore.

[@MrANFE17]

HowToDoge he still is. He co-wrote the David Pumpkin sketch...

[@loc7s]

“I’d pop all my collars cuz I know I’m lookin baller” 🤣

[@samlopez9903]

By this logic I am technically a bro

[@amarasmith2482]

+Savannah Fulkerson Me too xD

[@metalpyromon]

+Savannah Fulkerson yeah, don't be proud about that, bro

[@Mario_N64]

You're a "brabe".

[@adamwatson2914]

Aw, that`s somehow quite beautiful!

[@badkiller2]

Sarah is awesome!. It's amazing how collegehumor makes parodies and songs that are actually good, and have lot of potential as real songs, series, and different cartoons!!. everything they do is a work of art!. I APPROVE!!!

[@AndromedaKai]

the sweetest bro kiss ever

[@emilecharbonnet6474]

Ah yes. This was when college humor had college related sketches. Times change though, their audience graduated or dropped out and became 38 year old nostalgia junkies.

[@silentimperial]

Probably why they’re called dropout now

[@enargins]

A classic! Still love this, after all these years! Excellent.

[@tommiskey]

This is hilarious, and Eliza Skinner has an excellent voice!

[@DerMarc42]

I like how Jake fits the role just so perfectly ^_^

[@VideosatTiffanys]

this was just magical.

[@HalfLifeDemon]

This makes me so nostalgic for the old cast. I miss them so much!

[@Grogritark]

Jake and Josh are still around. Definitely a lot funnier in the past though.

[@AntonioAdame1]

Grogritark theyre done now arent they?

[@Grogritark]

xonlyxthexreflection Jake and Amir is ending very soon.

[@nodinitiative]

Well yeah, its better to enjoy those moments and just look back once in a while, but don't look back too long, because we are going there.

[@LPSSweetheartCatDog]

LOL! X-D I love how she put 5 polo's on herself and did the elephant dance, I didn't know that most guys do that! :-)

[@TheJcool70]

They don't

[@LPSSweetheartCatDog]

Oh,'k! 😉

[@brenm6668]

+Jacob Reese actually the polo thing happens at my school. It's so strange

[@T779298RA1]

cant remember to wake up on a couch with perfectly shaved legs brah

[@MrGrey1997]

Omg I can watch this a million times and never get tired of it. collegehumor rocks

[@robotbo123456789]

Old school ch. Love it. And miss it...

[@paulacostrut5338]

What's the thing with wearing more than one polo t-shirt? Why is this a thing for bros?

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

I really have no idea, you'd think that it would have been left back in the Eighties

[@Silvanfan]

wish I could be a bro. but have no friends.

[@l96ai]

Here's to good ol' collegehumor *raise glass

[@fanfaretloudest]

These are classic! Why is it so hard to find their music spoofs? I'm just finding out they have many others now. Weird.

[@AdolfHitler-hm4in]

Straight girls, you really need to be bros. We're sick of the only ones sharing all our interests being other guys and lesbians. ~All men everywhere

[@Lamadredetuamigo]

Try bisexual women, most of them (also straight women, but few) I knew shared interests with me. And they weren't that prejudiced against my hobbies.

[@chenricky123]

To all of you tomboys out there: Thank you, for not being one of those women who go out with every popular guy in my school in a week.

[@ApartmentViews]

Postal Dude Nah man. This is a terrible type of human to be.

[@AdolfHitler-hm4in]

ApartmentViews Either you're saying it's terrible to be a bro, or terrible for women to share a man's interests, or that alien women who exist like that are acceptable but not human women. I'm 50 shades of confused.

[@GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER]

So...does that mean you'd participate in girly things like fashion, shopping, ballet?

[@AlisanUgur]

Fuck man I miss the old CH cast

[@ThaBlkRainbow]

This is brilliant!

[@Starius2]

I quit caring about this video after i was forced to watch a 4minute ad.

[@JustLinkStudios]

Would never have thought sarah had a voice

[@bryanschumacker1920]

No voice just a lot of filters.

[@cat27997]

Lol at the end it says who sung it. It wasn't even Sarah.

[@allyb3510]

Bro. Bro. Bro. Calm down. Girls can be bro.

[@cheespuffsrok]

I just got shivers.

[@johnespino886]

Oh gosh this brought me back to college, back when CH was a video podcast I think

[@ncheelz28]

tbt to when CollegeHumor was about College, not Buzzfeed, and funny

[@alicebeyer2518]

So true, like seriously I miss videos like this

[@sadickess4108]

I agree

[@andrewtapia1696]

+TheGamingKip Kipper Remember the old POV videos with that one dude? those were hilarious!

[@alexferris5519]

It sucks to think, but I guess they graduated. That's why everyone good left.

[@khizzy6267]

100th like

[@itsmeceecee_]

Oh my gosh your picture and that comment... perfection

[@videomania1780]

I'm from the UK so I never got the wearing many polos, is that/was a thing?

[@Laliscrew]

then subscribe to pewds....sheesh :P

[@Foreversouth0]

Fuck and no

[@Laliscrew]

***** go fuck urself

[@Laliscrew]

probably u dont know the concept...dont bother urself

[@canadaandusarock730]

epic wizard Poor little guy. Your feelings are hurt.

[@datcakegamer]

Anal Rape Says the guy called "Rape"

[@ShadowManV3]

Back when CollegeHumor was good

[@igiveuponnames3966]

ShadowManV3 I actually like their newer videos better

[@something.icantrememberany1365]

+I give up On names ...

[@zargbdarzoster23]

this was great

[@planetary109]

I feel a sense of pride of being a bro now. This kind of made me tear with joy a little bit. *sniff* "No bro gets left behind!"

[@orlk7932]

Isn't this the guy from The Thundermans?

[@malcolmlim4597]

Ikr! Looks like him. Not sure though :/

[@jobiri3033]

you know the guy from pair of kings whose lanny's guard for lannada that's him a few years before

[@billiejoeeyelash]

Orlk He was also in Sharknado 3.

[@ZarathustraCalico]

Some people don't know how disgusting girls can really be. we're seriously gross.

[@GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER]

I just finished picking my nose boogers and pulling the dried vagina boogers from my pubic hair.

[@rambone406]

Love waking up like that on sundays!

[@chif22]

This is hilarious !!!!! Love college humor

[@annakremras]

This me irl

[@coletiffany1220]

Wish she had done more vids like this in her time at CH, her voice is seriously angelic. Blew me away.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

Vocals by Eliza Skinner

[@taylorh6523]

hits home

[@Planetaryyoheyhi]

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS MAN. HILARIOUS =P

[@K55365]

When toxic masculinity was just being a bro.

[@K55365]

@S K Ok broski

[@Delta060594]

Thanks now this makes it that more funny after the comparison

[@orrin4]

This video is so real it's almost unreal. This has so much truth that it's sad.

[@ising4uifyousing4me]

It's great to see Jake. That man rocks my world

[@tomasinacovell4293]

Excellent, I hope something gets through about it.

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

That was really nice.

[@connorray5399]

This is a awesome song

[@forty_two42]

Gabris is looking fly

[@TheBiles]

Apparently I favorited this while I was drunk at some point...

[@Nemezisj]

I Love your viedeos. They are great and I had that only idea, that... I forgot. Do not drink :)

[@409raul]

I'm in love with her

[@ToTenbieli]

Now this is what a collegehumor should be about ! :D Love it ! :D

[@israelgoodwin2232]

Throwback to college

[@Spatuladogg]

she's so amazing

[@MrGrey1997]

i listen to this song everyday. love this song give it thumbs up

[@y2kEveryDay]

the funniest part of this was the ad for the college humor show on mtv

[@tylersloeper]

Oh how sweet. Its actually him out partying and her at home crying.

[@felipeedoardo]

Those are awesome vocals

[@tonyhinderman]

first collegehumor video i ever saw

[@SCTION3]

You know your Internet is slow when it won't even load on 240p

[@ezzomahfouz]

there is no way u can find awesome stuff like this except on college humor!!

[@styxnstones98]

This is the best parody of if I was a boy ever

[@BradHoibak]

I love her voice.

[@PrEsTuDNo1]

these were the good college humor days

[@iamcallum123]

Great video

[@Manny4356]

That couch looks really comfy. :)

[@TheSirMingie]

Damn new ad system won't let me watch it. Keeps saying that "video embedding is disabled". Anyone know how to fix this?

[@MistressAi07]

Aw man I miss Sarah in the CollegeHumor videos

[@ZtripleZ1]

He's correcting grammar but then fails at it in his own statement. LAWL

[@necrolycus2140]

Wow this tripped my high lmao

[@ElectricGridWorld]

Bloody Brilliant *Applause*

[@Ryan100million]

You know you're not bro if you're not....WINNING

[@gasol18]

wow serious twist at the end there.

[@aRandomMole]

This is about 100x better than the original.

[@asiaticdeviant1]

Alright, you guys are funny...I'm subscribing

[@schmuck3n]

There is too much I can relate to in this video, not sure if I should be proud or ashamed

[@nachoijp]

ashamed, definitely ashamed

[@julrodriguez50]

If it's kissing your bro than you should be ashamed if not then you're golden

[@ambercraig4294]

I was like, “this video seems a little outdated” and then I checked that it was made 10 years ago... WACK

[@Mrmynameisparamore]

Oh. My. God. This completed my life. Best thing ever!

[@josephomalley7628]

If I were a boy by some popular artist that I can't be bothered to remember.

[@Juniorfunny24]

I dont live under it, I live over it, I call it earth

[@kermitsudoku9022]

I really miss the old days of youtube man :/

[@chrisoamerica]

There needs to be a love button for youtube