If Laziness was a Sport

If laziness was a sport, we'd all be professional athletes.
#sotrueyall #itsasouthernthing

[@FreakinfreakInfreaki]

If laziness was a sport I might would win. I say might because I'd be too lazy to show up to the competition.

[@DinsdalePiranha67]

"Might would"? Is that anything like "might could"? ;)

[@IJustWantToUseMyName]

@@DinsdalePiranha67 it’s more like a definite maybe.

[@revnook]

Wait, there's a competition? Sorry, to lazy to check my phone.

[@theoofer478]

Might would is grammatically incorrect. Only say might.

[@writingisfun9842]

@@theoofer478 Didn't know something grammatically incorrect would be used.

[@lissachocolate]

They didn’t go into the living room and show the Christmas tree that’s still up.

[@flameepidemic4839]

@emma tang thats a good point there

[@trainwreck412...]

🏆

[@piedadcastillo7296]

No because they were too lazy to put it up

[@dubletar7351]

My Christmas tree is still up 😶🤣😅 and it’s august. Might as well leave it up 😂

[@GrumpyMeow-Meow]

Our record: up until May of 2021.

[@QueSarahSarah72]

The real winners in this sketch (not the competition) are Herb and Marcy. Brilliant commentating. 👏❤

[@susanwangner2607]

Yes.....Absolutely BRILLIANT!

[@Braedenfish]

Well yes them.... and all of us!!!😁

[@carloskreek7419]

Agreed.... the commentating was the biggest humor of this video

[@jane8735]

There was only one winner and that was Marcy because she didn't drive 😂

[@katherineknapp6604]

Yep

[@izzyrainydayz]

Marcy: Well I've been drinking. Herb shoulda said, "Well I guess we're staying here tonight."

[@OldMan339]

If you take an Uber you both win

[@samiam619]

Herb: “Dibs on the couch!”

[@hillie47]

@@OldMan339 Not if Herb got Marcy to make the Uber reservation....

[@ahnyisbillingsley8589]

Or pulled outta can o beer

[@lyndas460]

@@OldMan339 to much work lol

[@Alabamafan2]

🤣🤣🤣 "It's no longer just a dryer....it's a closet" .😂😂

[@tracigresham7164]

Yes! Been there done that🤦🏻‍♀️

[@forgotmylogininfo]

My wife thinks it's an iron. spray it with a little water & throw it in the dryer. who cares if it uses more electricity than an iron? or putting them away properly?

[@tspaulding3845]

.....guilty 🥺especially stuff that doesn't need ironing like pl's & socks,

[@virginiamoss7045]

@@tspaulding3845 Who irons anymore? I don't know anyone who owns an iron, much less an ironing board.

[@ruthmeow4262]

It takes too long to pull out the ironing board and finding the distilled water for the iron, and then the iron...

[@steampunkslytherin]

My mom showed this video to me because apparently, I could "win the Olympics if this was a sport!"

[@tracigresham7164]

😆

[@barbkeen1221]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Abby-sb1pt]

LOL my mom would say the same thing

[@zopheeahlozano6787]

Yall never gonna beat me my dad has to force me and drag me to the living room

[@barbkeen1221]

@@zopheeahlozano6787 Hold my Snuggie!! 😂😂 nobody to drag me outa my bed! Beginning of the shutdown last March, me and my jammies never parted ways. For months! Good thing I have a ton of them cause laundry wasn't in the cards for a very long time! 😂

[@theherrdark4834]

"By the way, I almost forgot, your mom/grandma is stopping in later." That one stops every southern woman from being lazy.

[@djsaintmusic7819]

Stop it you just gave me a southern heart attack

[@theherrdark4834]

@@djsaintmusic7819 :D

[@yashabreslove8276]

"Ooh, she went for the block, Marcy. A risky move as that prevents both of them from stacking any cups in the future. Let's hope it pays off!" Excellent.

[@gymnastoman1]

When she was looking for a place for the peel I was like “In the cup!” And then she did!!

[@chrisbaldovsky1570]

@@gymnastoman1 🤣

[@garysarratt1]

Amateurs. I had a dishwasher break and used it for like 3 years for a cabinet. I use oversized trash bags and pull them up to give myself an extra foot or more of garbage space, then put the topmost in Walmart bags to throw it out without changing the big bag. There is so much more, but I have to microwave supper now.

[@Leyelle]

This deserves top comment.

[@MovableNu]

The oversized garbage bag is an underappreciated laziness hack. That was my go to for years!

[@GarrettBell]

Lol

[@17ultralimited69]

Except for the dishwasher I’ve done that. 👍

[@DinsdalePiranha67]

My uncle has you beat. He's been using his dishwasher as a drying rack for THIRTY YEARS!!

[@howiedewin3688]

Now, instead of putting a fresh bag in that just emptied trashcan, leave the trash on the counter until somebody else does.

[@samkathryn4825]

Someone should’ve got a laziness award for that! Trying to play the waiting game with the bag!

[@jennybeam7226]

Omg this hit me in the feels lol!😂

[@ginasellers3207]

Lazy level: EXPERT 😂

[@AB-zr8pu]

@@samkathryn4825 maybe that's in the next round

[@shenanigann1449]

My husband 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

[@jonadabtheunsightly]

"I mean, I don't see why we need to drive home, when we could just sleep here at this table tonight." Also, can't believe neither of them thought to order something on Amazon, and use the box it comes in as a secondary expansion trashcan. That's a really basic move they both should've been familiar with.

[@Ceares]

As a lazy person who has done every single one of these things-some of them today-- I feel so seen. This is not an attack, it's a love letter. Finally a competition I could actually win.

[@inconnu4961]

This is our day to shine, brother! All these years of hard non-work have paid off in this recognition!

[@nathanjplatt]

I live by myself and I'm having a fascinating time playing garbage tetris because i don't want to go take anything out to the dumpster.

[@thomascollins4325]

Garbage tetris! I love it!

[@whitequeen96]

It's not only sloth, it's a fun game!

[@mangot589]

We play manual trash compactor at our house😒

[@inconnu4961]

@Jessica B. moth ball will solve it!

[@robertf3397]

Kevin automatically won when he ordered new underwear and socks instead of just doing laundry. I'm not saying I've been there/done that, but ....

[@threetreasures7698]

😂

[@inconnu4961]

Robert F: Truth! Im not saying I did it 2 days ago even! I got a pack of 5, should last me 2 weeks!

[@Nova7o9]

“Kevin wins. But really, everyone loses.” 🤣

[@reach4thestars67]

"I've been drinking". That was brilliant!!! LOL!!!!!!!

[@LaborInLove]

This is not laziness...these are life hacks.

[@OGSarah]

My momma always said “ you top it off, you drop it off.” But little did she know , “topped off” is open to interpretation.

[@andrewstoll4548]

Procrastinators anonymous... I've been trying to get a chapter started. But just haven't gotten to it.

[@jennybeam7226]

Lmao! Love this!

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Awesome comment.

[@tracigresham7164]

😂 THAT WAS GOOD‼️👌👍

[@jordancapps9521]

That's a sport I could totally own...first thing tomorrow...after my shower...and breakfast.

[@revnook]

I joined one of these 25 years ago. Still never showed up.

[@TheFeralBachelor]

"well I've been drinking." for the win!

[@sburris65]

As much as I would love to compete in the lazy invitational..if I did that at our house we would soon be able to qualify for the horder invitational.

[@jessicathomas9868]

Deconstruct the tissue box?!? Nah! Every lazy-a$$ knows to just smoosh it flat like the Incredible Hulk, then slip it in one of the gaps at the side of the can.

[@LSUtiger151]

My greatest victory in the lazy contest was the time my mama asked 13 year old me to do the dishes. I walked into my 17 year old brothers room and told him mama asked for him to do the dishes. He excused himself from his friends and did them while I went back to my room to watch tv. It was probably 5 years later (when I was 18) when they finally realized what I’d pulled 😂

[@samiam619]

And he believed you? What a doofus!

[@LSUtiger151]

@@samiam619 lol yup! Just said okay and went and did the dishes! Didn’t even question it 😂 my entire family got so tickled at how easy it was for me to trick him 😂

[@jessicathompson-gautreaux5992]

👏 Brilliant!!! And Geaux LSU! 😊

[@LSUtiger151]

@Jessica B. lol usually she would’ve but somehow she didn’t this once. Lol! He was paid in Reese’s later when he realized what I’d pulled 😂

[@ChibiPanda8888]

😂🤣

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Kevin is the world's best cup stacker you don't need a world record to prove you're worthy

[@ET--]

Yes Supreme leader

[@ET--]

Oh yes the Supreme leader is very much real , look him up

[@ET--]

I'm sorry for his confusion Supreme leader please don't send my family to a prison camp

[@nikkirockznikkirockz4158]

..Indeed dear Leader!!! :D

[@jaybeers5758]

WHO HAS TO PUT THE NEW BAG IN!!???? Sudden death!

[@douglasleblanc6358]

"A dormant stench that has been brewing at the bottom of the bag." Gotta love the writing.

[@NightHawke]

YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!! An instant classic! Great acting, perfect production and razor-sharp writing! Y'all knocked this one WAY outta da park! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@heatherjay8802]

The TRUE Lazy Champions are viewing this in bed, exhausted by just watching all that energy being used! 😳

[@sheingivaway2]

They are the best KZbin channel on this side of the Mississippi! (And the other of course.)

[@harrysweeten9417]

Other side is it? Just what side is that? 🤨

[@92meatball]

As a native Georgian living in Oregon now, I can 100% validate this statement as true

[@cquick3277]

Jesus Saves Love God✝️

[@cquick3277]

@@harrysweeten9417 Jesus Saves Love God✝️

[@cquick3277]

@@92meatball Jesus Saves Love God✝️

[@dalekmoon]

This why we were the 1st to invent the remote control. USA! USA!

[@harrysweeten9417]

I have two remotes for one T.V. so I don't have to look for one to watch.

[@aphetrerryac3603]

Grown ups used their children as "remote controls," back in the day.

[@Sldejo]

Have one dl’ed to my phone so I won’t have to look for the remote.

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

Since the pandemic, my family and I have been unintentionally training for this sport! 😹 Seriously though, this was hilarious! The trash competition with dramatic music was my favorite! “Uh oh! It looks like Keven’s move has released a dormant stench that has been brewing out of the bag!” 🗑🙀😹

[@claressalucas8922]

Do you people have cameras in my house? I swear, your last three skits are my family to a properly sweetened tea!

[@papasmurf9146]

Dishwasher: I've always thought that a kitchen should have two dishwashers: one for clean and one for dirty. You never really have to put the dishes back in the cabinets.

[@katherineisfunny]

I went in thinking I’d be able to win this, but I’ve actually learned a lot about how to be lazier. Thank you!

[@artemismoon7655]

My family would hide dirty dishes in the oven when people came over. That stopped when someone accidentally turned it on and melted the plastic storage containers.

[@tracigresham7164]

Same!!

[@djawnsjhilson218]

I didn't know what a broiler was. Thought it was for storage. I don't know how to use it still but it's empty!

[@C_oboe]

I used the refrigerator...I always figured, if a dead body can keep in the cold, then it should be that dirty dishes'll keep too

[@neilreynolds3858]

🤣

[@languagelearningdabbler]

Kevin and Diana are no match for tweens and teens tho 😂

[@smulk1200]

This title is so misleading! They're walking way too much to be considered lazy!

[@raymondjones616]

Never underestimate how much work a lazy person will do to avoid having to work!!

[@allinaday3526]

@@raymondjones616 so true!

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

@@raymondjones616 You most be southern, your ways are beyond my own. Unless I have eggnog. Also I disagree the chicke came 1st

[@raymondjones616]

@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Nope. I'm from the Midwest...which I guess is sorta close to Southern

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

@@raymondjones616 You are a very wise Midwesterner

[@misterhot9163]

You know, I feel personally attacked 😂

[@ArgueWithATree18]

Lost it with the fork packages in the back of the drawer. So true!

[@Sara11614]

This is too legit y'all.

[@robertemmons2260]

My ex wife had said once that she is so lazy, if she had won an award she would have someone go up and get it for her. 🤣🤣🤣

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

😂

[@jacquelineking5783]

I still would call Kevin the loser. He did walk it to the garage. Lazier people would just spray the smell away and the laziest would just go meh and live with it.

[@inconnu4961]

women cant live with the smell, but we guys can. After while you get used to it! LOL

[@annipsen4104]

"Well I've been drinking" lmao that's something I would say😂😂😂

[@jettahammond2916]

Same 😂

[@jrandall1131]

Herb and Marcie are the cutest

[@chettajohnson5261]

1:11 The office quote on the chalkboard 🤣

[@samiam619]

I can’t quite read it. Any idea what it says?

[@shuacliff_7029]

Gotta love the chalkboard: Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick - Kevin Malone Office Lazy Champion 2011

[@Happybidr]

ROTFLMAO. “Herb, I’ve been drinking!” For The Win!!!

[@burnyizland]

Kevin is my hero. I once had three plane trips in a row with only a half day at best at home in between for a total of 2.5 months so I actually packed 3 suitcases with 3 sets of everything, including underwear, so that I wouldn't have to do laundry between trips and rarely while on the road. Best decision ever... except now I have 30 pairs of underwear. It's surprising how much room that takes up.

[@texasbeast239]

Just watch out on how much you try to STRETCH to avoid stuff. I once reached my leg and foot out from my bed to press the buttons on a nearby old TV with my toes without taking the 2 steps to walk over there, and in the process I threw my back out for 2 weeks.

[@neilreynolds3858]

🤣

[@doberski6855]

We lie around on couches among giants! So much to learn from these gifted athletes, but just to lazy to actually learn it.😎 Great video Southern Thing, thank you.

[@KittyClark4433]

"well Ive been drinking" Score for Marcy!! 👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆😂😂😂

[@genixbearcub]

I will freely admit that I only empty the dryer when I have another load to dry.

[@tracigresham7164]

Yes!!

[@jimmcclure7720]

If you do it right and have a very light load of towels finished in the washer.....you can just agitate them with your hand once or twice over a couple of days and they will "air dry" saving you from putting in the dryer. Takes a little practice in the beginning to find the perfect load size to do this....to avoid mildew issues.....but once you find that balance...... Winner!!! I am overly fatigued just typing this response.......I need a break...

[@genixbearcub]

@@jimmcclure7720 I don't wash towels until I'm out of clean ones, so it is never a little load.

[@jimmcclure7720]

@@genixbearcub ..........I'm still on that break...... *********now have to think of a witty reply......later.....*******

[@heatherfeather1293]

I'm dying here! This has been me lately. The fluff and grab hit home :-)

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

If Laziness was an Olympic sport the US would definitely be on the podioum

[@chrisbishop1571]

humm i've been to a few countries that puts the US to shame

[@Human_2.0]

You need to travel my friend!

[@TheCarlaparr]

i just want to say thank you for all you do smiling recently isn't easy for me after the loss of my father this year but watching your vids always makes me smile and reminds me lives not so bad and that there's always a better day ahead so thank you

[@EricDaMAJ]

I would gladly complete except it would entail registering and I’m also an Olympic level procrastinator.

[@jcchaffin1]

One they nailed this one. Me and the kids battled over “ trash day” up until they left the nest. 😂

[@gilgamesh3328]

You see, this is what happens when you delay the Olympics for a year, both athletes and commentators are forced into ever more drastic improvisations. Next event, BBQ etiquette, how do you behave when someone brings vegan chilli? (Bless their heart)

[@hughbrackett343]

Situations like vegan chile are when having well-trained kids comes in: "Kevin, you know it would be simply awful if Aunt Mary's vegan chile got knocked off the picnic table."

[@samiam619]

You should have known they were a vegan BEFORE you invited them!

[@arthurmorgan7642]

The Onion should have their take on this.

[@FGH9G]

LMAO That trash contest was just like a Jenga game! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@calliew8587]

That trash war could literally be me and my siblings continually avoiding the trash until something falls out of it. 😂😂😂

[@neilreynolds3858]

Quitters! That's what floors are for.

[@iloveprivacy8167]

"Those 12-packs (of socks and underwear) ensure he can put off laundry for at least 2 weeks!" I really don't want to know quite how... But I think the true winner of this competition might be in the commentators box!

[@inconnu4961]

a twelve pack would last some of us a month! A big can body spray solves a myriad of issues. Just remember: men dont have liquids just randomly oozing out of orifices, the way the fairer gender does. we can keep ours cleaner for longer!

[@brendafox5051]

This cracked me up! We play recycling Jenga in my house! There is still some disagreement as to whether a plastic bottle balanced against the wall on top of the can is fair play.

[@inconnu4961]

technically its acceptable, but i wouldnt award points for it. but thats me.

[@Happydaysahead53]

I am guilty of using both the dryer and the dishwasher in the same manner. Sometimes it's just too much dang effort to put all that stuff away.

[@eagleeye2300]

These are incredibly professional and fantastically creative!! EPIC!

[@jeaniemihailovic7559]

OMG I started dry-heaving at the rubbish bin one for real ! 🤢 Way too real for me ! 😂

[@ddg15205860]

Should’ve tossed the Kleenex box in the empty recycle bin!

[@flufflepuffle]

I am sensing slight tension between Herb and Marcy.

[@ahnyisbillingsley8589]

I think it was because Herb couldn't open the drawer all the way..

[@leslierusgrove164]

"It's a closet"...and an iron.

[@southernsass2937]

Yeah, definitely a sport in my home in Louisiana 😂

[@melissapollime2271]

OMG did you all come to my house for the inspiration? My dryer IS a closet!!! A heated one...

[@tracigresham7164]

😆 "a heated one". Good one👍

[@samiam619]

Oh yeah? My clothes go into the laundry room and are NEVER seen again!

[@iamTW64]

Kevin leaving the smelly trash by the door and not putting it in the bin a few steps away was hilarious!! 😂

[@mollysurey6058]

'I've been drinking." - Marcy would be a formidable contestant in her own right.

[@cavtroopermunoz]

I'm going to take this as a "How To" video. 2 weeks, really, that was classic. One of your best.

[@robertsmith36]

The commentators had me rolling.

[@stephenday2342]

If laziness was a sport, I would come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up the podium.

[@carriecogley2802]

oh, my, gawd... do you have cameras in my house??? this is EXACTLY my husband and I! we were laughing SOOO HARDDD!

[@SaravanjaSteele]

Her saying that she'd been drinking so she couldn't drive was epic. LOL.

[@jemtebelle]

Finally, a competition I could win.

[@rickandrygel913]

The real winners never signed up.

[@noneofyourbusines1476]

If your mate refuses to take out the trash, be the bigger person and do it yourself.... And put it on the floor, in their car behind the driver's seat.😈

[@harrysweeten9417]

What you want to do is put a smoke detector with a near dead battery (so it beeps) underneath the seat, It will drive them nuts.

[@inconnu4961]

I was too lazy to walk to the dumpster, so I have put bags of trash in my front seat and driven it the 50 steps to the dumpster! unfortunately, there was liquid in one that escaped its container and found a home on my passenger seat! DOH!!!

[@rmblake8465]

Hey...don’t complain about the junk drawer. That drawer is the MVP of any home

[@Starvingmetheartist]

I was chuckling over them until I saw the "bought more clothes to avoid laundry" and died laughing

[@haywardgarner4850]

Y’all! This one is up there with “Bless Your Heart”.❤️

[@thelittlemuddyfarmrobertjo9152]

pea pickin heart .. u ain't from the south...

[@tracigresham7164]

@@thelittlemuddyfarmrobertjo9152 yes!! It's pea pickin heart

[@BarbellThor]

"Kevin wins...but really, everyone loses."

[@LaineBurglass23]

“Well I’ve been drinking” 😂😂😂😂 brilliant

[@bernadettelovespie4734]

Omg. “It’s no longer just a dryer, it’s a closet”. I’ve had laundry in the dryer for 3 days and was on my way to finally empty the dryer when this video popped up. 🤣🤣 I would take the gold in laundry avoidance, 5 days is my personal best.

[@Allen-by6ci]

I haven't even watched the whole video yet... but I predict Kevin will win hands down. Never underestimate the laziness of men.

[@inconnu4961]

As a man, who works with all men, I can confirm this! we will ALWAYS win this contest. We arent afraid of smells, mold or bugs! But my favorite is seeing a guy work his *zz off all day, and come home and act like a paraplegic! We will expend more time and effort explaining why we cant do it than it would take to just do it! makes me proud to be a man, i tell ya (tears flowing)!!!

[@a950]

Me having a heart attack due to a lack of recycling

[@ckdraws410]

They’re too lazy to get a recycling bin

[@JonKurz]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is just the best! 😂

[@surreygeorge11]

I could win a lazy championship, but why bother.

[@jfr7160]

I was literally laughing out loud! Bravo!

[@astraphel1896]

My mom and grandpa always said laziness wasn't a sport but a way to do things easier. Funny because they were some of the most hardworking people I know!

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

One man's laziness is another mans step saving multitasking...

[@johnmarkconnolly6414]

Nailed it! Love y’all!!

[@andrewclarkin4837]

Killer move by Kevin, I would have never expected it.

[@lyndaturner9294]

BAHAHAHAHA! Also, Herb & Marcie are hilarious!

[@thecutestlittlemushroom1949]

If you snooze you win a national title

[@deeanna5814]

This was brilliant! My favorite vid of yours so far

[@stevehall7528]

I love it!!!.....Long time watcher of these episodes....Talia is absolutely gorgeous...