Imagine threatening Thanos and he goes to the police and has you arrested for intimidation
@TheDuckyDino2 жыл бұрын
I mean they were able to arrest him after his thanoscopter scheme so they should be able to deal with ronin too
@Zedtheone_2 жыл бұрын
Well this is the funniest and best comment i've ever seen on this channel, in my opinion.
@ghostyoda61712 жыл бұрын
Yep so true
@doctornobody02 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@declan65252 жыл бұрын
Straight fax
@franklin50522 жыл бұрын
“For mutilation of the man’s guts the court sentences you with 20 years ” “I’m sorry” “Reduce it to 10”
@marethyu_77gamer932 жыл бұрын
To be fair it is clear that it wasnt planned and happen in a fit of anger
@godversesans51522 жыл бұрын
@@marethyu_77gamer93 and in law if it's out of emotional it's often a lower sentence
@marethyu_77gamer932 жыл бұрын
@@godversesans5152 I mean maybe, I mainly said that in the sense that it's second degree as not premeditated
@ICEDNOTBLENDED2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp: 11:17
@alceratops68532 жыл бұрын
These mutilation laws seem stupid. 20 years ain't gonna grow that arm back, and one might bleed to death after getting a limb cut off
@fire_general88202 жыл бұрын
the best part about how many life sentences ultron got is how he technically could have served all of them
@noahplaguecrowwalsh4702 жыл бұрын
But not the 3 death penalties.
@azazel87002 жыл бұрын
@@noahplaguecrowwalsh470 he could, kill one body and transfer his mind to a new one
@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU2 жыл бұрын
@@noahplaguecrowwalsh470 It depends on what is defined as “death.” I’m no lawyer so I can’t say for sure. But theoretically if you “kill” one Ultron body then Ultron will just exist in another body. And Ultron has at least like a few thousand bodies. But if it’s “killing” Ultron’s consciousness, which is the more likely definition, then yeah I suppose there’s no way for him to survive that..
@noahplaguecrowwalsh4702 жыл бұрын
@@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU Yes, death to his consciousness.
@daforkgaming33202 жыл бұрын
IMO eternal imprisonment is a fate worse than death
@happydog29052 жыл бұрын
I always loved ultron’s reactions to things like after he cuts off klaue’s arm “ooh i’m sorry” or after the twins run away “wait, guys!” It’s just so casual
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
He was raised by the internet
@The-Deadite Жыл бұрын
Hes emotionally inmature, it fits. Theres a moment where Vision cuts his internet access or some shit and he goes "do you think i care!?"
@citrineshark9240 Жыл бұрын
Ultron is absolutely hilarious
@koolkat1573 Жыл бұрын
I mean he technically is about a week old
@halokojm11 ай бұрын
"i accidentawy cut owt yowr awm, sowwy >w
@kpounder4908 Жыл бұрын
I read Ronan’s page on the mcu wiki and found a few more criminal charges in addition to what you shown here: 1: War Crimes in Captain Marvel when he orders ballistic missiles to be dropped on earth; a group of them could wipe out all life so I think it’d be war crimes. 2: 2 extra mass murder charges, 1 on the Kylosian population (Drax’s species) and another on the guards and prisoners in the Kyln 3: another attempted murder of Drax when he chokes him on the dark aster. This would result in his sentence being increased to 5 death sentences and 100,004 life sentences (6 deaths and 4 life if you convert the 100k ppl he killed at xandar to a death sentence)
@picklerickshaw2 жыл бұрын
I love how Winter Soldier (until being pardoned) had only charges for money, and just straight up life sentences
@rikiinexx21512 жыл бұрын
wait what’s wrong with him after being pardoned 😭
@picklerickshaw2 жыл бұрын
@@rikiinexx2151 there isn't anything wrong, I just found it funny it was just money or never leaving jail, which is pretty far apart on the spectrum. And there was no straying from that pattern
@svea-rikehenningsen8352 жыл бұрын
Bucky never did things by halves
@GrandLynx-kp2zi2 жыл бұрын
All those poor cars
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
Dude killed so many people, but he still needs to pay for the cars he broke!
@jacklikescats2 жыл бұрын
Bro this guy came literally outta nowhere and instantly started releasing the best crime videos I’ve seen on KZbin. You literally inspired me to write my own case files on movie villains and it is so much fun. Thank you for being you, mousait. Road to 100K Edit: thanks for over 1000 likes guys you are nice, have a great day!
@asadozy2 жыл бұрын
Bro you putting these comments on every video of his
@igee16052 жыл бұрын
Wow I haven't seen a comment like this before on this channel
@twtpei99412 жыл бұрын
Wow, guys. This is totally a comment we have never heard of! Totally an original comment!
@sussybroke45332 жыл бұрын
Why are you guys being so rude to the OP? He was just being nice to the creator.
@terryp78232 жыл бұрын
@@sussybroke4533 There are other ways to show your respect to a creator without being generic and unoriginal. We are not being rude either, we are just calling them out for being generic.
@BBK1132 жыл бұрын
I find it so funny that Ultron spent 5 minutes on the Internet and thought humanity needs to go
@atidzhetopova52592 жыл бұрын
I don't blame him
@swa50262 жыл бұрын
He took a long time to come to that conclusion
@alanelmore90212 жыл бұрын
Twitter
@thendoronnyramashia7492 жыл бұрын
Goes to show how messy humans are if 5 minutes was what he needed.
@tgc42102 жыл бұрын
What browsing 4chan does to an mf
@snappyboi99442 жыл бұрын
Props to Ultron for apologizing and paying his bills
@SorenDaein Жыл бұрын
Though he had to commit bank fraud to do it. That's actually a lot worse than The Joker robbing banks to pay his taxes since not even he will take on the IRS.
@zeno655411 ай бұрын
yeah
@n30nx4r7 Жыл бұрын
I never watched Avengers: Age of Ultron so when I heard the line "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which" it gave me a good chuckle
@mage3690 Жыл бұрын
That movie (and all the Iron Man movies) are full of some of the best one-liners and social commentary I've ever seen. Granted, I haven't seen many movies, but still. They really went all out on making Tony Stark a casually humorous character full of deep wisdom in those catchy one-liners, and Ultron was basically just Stark carried to the logical extreme in the way that only an AI can manage. Same personality, too, which got on each other's nerves and made for some cool interactions.
@dalekdalek18312 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it right at the beginning with Tony Stank getting a charge of Bad Language for the giggles 😂 Nice to see this series growing more and more and can't wait to see the future charged for their crimes series!
@fishboat1494 Жыл бұрын
Tony Stank??????????
@pissapocalypse Жыл бұрын
@@fishboat1494 stinky boy
@naturebrogaming74315 ай бұрын
@@fishboat1494 y’all don’t remember that scene from civil war??
@MrMelonGuy422 жыл бұрын
HE GAVE TONY A TIME OUT🤣
@brysontheelite54962 жыл бұрын
I swear alot lol how can the word ‘’shit’’ be a 5 minute timeout
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
@@brysontheelite5496 language I’m gonna give you five minute time out
@sanslucy21632 жыл бұрын
XD XD XD
@jacklikescats2 жыл бұрын
@@brysontheelite5496 I don’t swear THST much what is the scentence for god damn? 😂
@zaconmacon5652 жыл бұрын
@@jacklikescats another curse word. 5 more minutes added
@crimsondragon27112 жыл бұрын
Ultron: *cuts off someone arm* Lawyer: Your honor,he said he was sorry
@godversesans51522 жыл бұрын
Which would be a lower sentence as he did not mean to do it
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
Yeah I did that exact same thing and I got zero punishment because I said sorry
@godversesans51522 жыл бұрын
@@apineapple3177 for what crime?
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
@@godversesans5152 cutting off a arm
@godversesans51522 жыл бұрын
@@apineapple3177 don't know if your serious or just trolling
@PurooRoy2 жыл бұрын
In the first scene, The Winter Soldier should also have jaywalking as a crime, since he was standing away from the zebra crossing.
@efrainm46497 ай бұрын
He also killed Tony Stark's parents, John F Kennedy and a nuclear engineer.
@FlashSong890-wh1ef5 ай бұрын
Wait what? Did he really kill Kennedy?
@duolingo05522 ай бұрын
🤣
@somethingsomething91982 жыл бұрын
Man, you just gave me a whole new perspective on Tony Stark. Life will never be the same 😔
@Cybernaut551 Жыл бұрын
I agree.
@supertrike58932 жыл бұрын
3:37 I freaking love how he expressed simpathy for that van🤣
@godversesans51522 жыл бұрын
Inmate objects have feelings too(joking)
@snowythealicorn57842 жыл бұрын
@@godversesans5152 inmate objects? Like shivs? Or orange jumpsuits?
@godversesans51522 жыл бұрын
@@snowythealicorn5784 inanimate objects my bad
@matthew8629 Жыл бұрын
3:50 "I wouldn't be surprised if he's killed more cars than people"
@supertrike5893 Жыл бұрын
@@matthew8629 Mosait, 11.11.2022.
@elecmagpulse73852 жыл бұрын
Quick correction. If I remember correctly, Helen Cho didn’t die from Ultron’s blast, as she is later seen alive in the Avengers compound. So that alters the count in that instance from 4 murders to 3 murders and one attempted murder.
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
It's still a life sentence though
@gloomandtomb366 Жыл бұрын
Huge difference
@SavageP.90002 жыл бұрын
The "Tony Stank" part had me dying of laughter. 😂
@annnnnnnn3942 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite marvel villain, tony stark.
@flextape4672 жыл бұрын
@@annnnnnnn394 completely irredeemable after the bad language. 5 minutes isn't enough, he needs 6 minutes to truly bring justice.
@annnnnnnn3942 жыл бұрын
@@flextape467 ah yes, the negotiator!
@mreathaoof5882 жыл бұрын
same
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
@@flextape467 no that isn’t enough he need 10 minutes
@abraham21722 жыл бұрын
Now I really want to see villains like Ronan being brought to court. Normally they just get kind or lynched in an act of self-justice, but it would be really interesting if the law punished them as it should be in real life.
@joseluis50552 жыл бұрын
Ronan is basically a universal war criminal, it would be like the Nuremberg Trials but on a galactic scale
@theilluminati6822 жыл бұрын
Out of all the crimes in this video I think we can all agree that no-one wants to get charged with timeout. That stuff is no joke.
@LeetHaxxor2 жыл бұрын
If this guy makes a video on Llamas with hats, Carl’s sentence would probably be around 100M years.
@xrayghost1332 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, Carl, but this the *best thing* for you."
@oscarconnelly89182 жыл бұрын
"There's no prison I can't nibble my way out of"
@anattemptwasmade2 жыл бұрын
Mutilation. Cannibalism. Countless murder charges. Indentity Theft. Probably illegal possession of swans. The meat dragon has to be illegal (made of orphan meat, no less). Probably trillions of dollars in property damage. The destruction of national landmarks. The Rift in space time, through which he collected white baby hands. And much much more. Along it waived becuz he's a silly boi and you just gotta love him
@kekoachristian9972 жыл бұрын
What?
@demfatgapsin81892 жыл бұрын
He would most definitely get the death penalty,but then again he might get off lucky due to his insanity
@zweihanderpancakes18552 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about ultron's sentencing in particular is that it's technically possible for him to serve out all of those sentences. Being an immortal AI with multiple instances, he could actually serve multiple life and death sentences concurrently.
@sheepriderkiller1181 Жыл бұрын
how th would he survive being completely removed from the internet and technology if the point of death sentence is vanishing from the world
@zweihanderpancakes1855 Жыл бұрын
@@sheepriderkiller1181 Actually, that's not the point of a death sentence, at least from a legal standpoint. There are instances of people who have survived executions by firing squad, etc. and been let go because their sentences have been served. Destroying one bot instance of Ultron would likely satisfy a death sentence, at least so far as the legal system is concerned. It's unlikely that Ultron would ever be tried by a legal system in the real world, (likely would be treated similarly to rogue nations or terrorist groups, with military response rather than civil enforcement), and would accordingly be wiped out entirely, as the issue of any conventional punishment being utterly ineffective does exist, so I can see where you're coming from.
@controlman7490 Жыл бұрын
@@sheepriderkiller1181 Removing Ultron from the internet wouldn't kill him it would just cut off his internet access, but he would survive. He has thousands of different bodies and could just access those. If those get destroyed Ultron could make a new body and send it to a technologically advanced planet and infect their technology. Unless you destroy his original form, all his extra bodies, and all the servers he's connected to, Ultron will live forever.
@BusterBrown12172 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that Ultron is going to be one of the few villians that could ever pay off more than a life sentence.
@sauron60642 жыл бұрын
He can do this all eternity.
@Iron81272 жыл бұрын
But he can't pay off a death sentence
@Plebasaurus51792 жыл бұрын
@@Iron8127 technically any of his droids can die and then he would go to a different body
@BusterBrown12172 жыл бұрын
@Takeabow son He can "die" though, making it possible for him to actually pay off all of his sentence.
@villafake54152 жыл бұрын
Loki too
@garrettfairley3401 Жыл бұрын
I used a calculator and, while it's pretty hard to see, Ultron's EXACT amount owed at 12:17 is $2,420,509,229 added to the $425,880,500 making it $2,846,389,729.
@thomasmccaghrey98882 жыл бұрын
Honestly the thought of Tony sitting in the corner with a timeout hat on is something I cannot stop thinking about and is hilarious
@zunsen39912 жыл бұрын
You made an error at 13:36. Helen Cho (the first one Ultron shot) survived the initial blast and should've been counted as attempted second degree murder
@xanderscookingschool14972 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't change anything. Still a life sentence.
@IdkANiceName9992 жыл бұрын
@@xanderscookingschool1497 but with possibility of parole
@Iron81272 жыл бұрын
@@IdkANiceName999 kinda ruined chance of Parole due to the attempted genocide
@A1word3082 жыл бұрын
Bro murder is murder
@Simpai_v2 жыл бұрын
@@A1word308 yes but this was attempted murder, she didn't die after he shot her.
@HappyMatt123452 жыл бұрын
I will say I wasn't expecting the "Tony Stank" part lol. That made me laugh! thanks! Also I like how you included a pardon for Bucky because he was canonically pardoned for his crimes (referenced in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) because he was brainwashed by Hydra.
@ebony7212 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the HYDRA scientists trying to wipe Buckys memories again, and wondering "wait, why isn't it working?" and Bucky triumphantly claiming "I protected my brain with SurfShark VPN!!"
@TARDISTIMEROTOR2 жыл бұрын
Feldwebel Barnes. Sie werden dann sterben.
@rheamaurice167 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@senrab.reidlos.retniw11 ай бұрын
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A TOMODACHI LIFE CHARACYER HJELP ME WHY IS MY HUMOR LIEK THIS HJELLP IM CRYING NOW AHHH
@cthonmon_47812 жыл бұрын
I loved Ultron's personality. "Oh, I'm sorry. I- oohhh, I'm- I'm sure that's gonna be ok."
@gferrol1182 жыл бұрын
2:05 I enjoy how you fine him for the wheel damage, but not any of the other damage to the car, or putting peoples lives in danger since they can no longer steer
@leafchill88212 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Tony Stark got charged more than Bucky did
@L0ad1ng452 жыл бұрын
LOL that's true, I didn't even think about that. To be honest though probably still deserved ngl.
@federicamottadelli93332 жыл бұрын
Well Tony wasn't brainwashed to swear🤷♀
@patrickhoover8501 Жыл бұрын
You mean tony stank?
@sunteeththegenderpunk6414 Жыл бұрын
good
@MuffinGames2378 Жыл бұрын
Bro five minutes in time out felt like five years
@Cysfer2 жыл бұрын
I like Ultron. He took a few seconds to look around the internet and decided he needed to kill all of humanity. Edit 1:spelling error
@ihavenocommonsensebut20082 жыл бұрын
He listened to Drakes new album
@StarWithAPencil2 жыл бұрын
He found twitter
@hewhobattles88692 жыл бұрын
@@StarWithAPencil or Reddit
@David280GG2 жыл бұрын
@@hewhobattles8869 and dark web
@WintryWill2 жыл бұрын
I’m not surprised
@dominictaylor75992 жыл бұрын
Love that he puts in the extra work to count the sentence and fines they would get.
@SuperSilver7591 Жыл бұрын
I love how you came out of nowhere, dropped great videos, got sponsored and just moved along
@ArchonOfDoom Жыл бұрын
For some reason, the Tony one made me laugh so much. I can't help but laugh every time you put the crime on screen, that lashing sound makes it so funny for some reason XD
@PikminandOatchi2 жыл бұрын
I know it's a joke but Tony definitely has more crimes then that under his belt.
@HumanB3122 жыл бұрын
Only property damage He only killed criminals committing a crime
@AmaneKoruba Жыл бұрын
They would've been pardoned
@CakesAreNotTruths Жыл бұрын
is it because he made Ultron and Ultron did what he did, meaning that Tony Stark could also get the same sentence as Ultron
@zcgamerandreacts2762 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Arms dealing And the Ultron drones were his fault thus resulting in the destruction of a entire city also alongside civilians.
@Iron8127 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention he didn't know his weapons had ended up in the hands of terrorists
@EtherealWS2 жыл бұрын
i love how iron man got only charged for bad words
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
That is one of the worst things a human can do he was way too generous he deserve a 10 minute time out
@StarWithAPencil2 жыл бұрын
@@apineapple3177 Oh my god how could you be so nice to him for committing such a vile act! He needs a 15 minute time out!
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
@@StarWithAPencil no he deserves a 20 minute
@samuelepersichini77032 жыл бұрын
@@apineapple3177 Am I the only one thinking he actually deserves 30 minutes time out?
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
@@samuelepersichini7703 yeah because obviously he deserves 40 minutes
@calliber50852 жыл бұрын
0:07 "Bad language, 5 minute time out" 💀 I love these content, man
@HANKSANDY694202 жыл бұрын
*L A N G U A G E !*
@yl021707able Жыл бұрын
So funny that he gave tony stark a time out😂
@mandysmiles52222 жыл бұрын
The happy go lucky music over Bucky getting brainwashed was amazing
@Spacebugg2 жыл бұрын
I've always held that Tony Stank is the darkest Marvel Villain, but seeing the actual list of his crime and sentence make him so much worse. The fact he did all these things because Mr America told him he didn't want his help.
@d1kgaws12 Жыл бұрын
lol I remember seeing a very similar comment elsewhere
@HamnimationStudios3 ай бұрын
There's a Film Theory on this too!
@Jaecketh2 жыл бұрын
9:05 you should make a video where you defend villains
@dinoboy18182 жыл бұрын
Tony really got a time out 🤣💀😂
@apineapple31772 жыл бұрын
Yeah for what he did he deserves it
@renatasciacchitano3182 жыл бұрын
You skipped like half of the movie with the winter soldier. There was even more property damage, he upgraded to blowing up quinjets
@looke79402 жыл бұрын
Probably still falls under brainwashing pardon
@renatasciacchitano3182 жыл бұрын
@@looke7940 I know, but I wanted to see how much money was it total
@davidvasquez082 жыл бұрын
@@renatasciacchitano318 give or take around $2B
@phanindravaibhav33192 жыл бұрын
Probably because everything he did after that point would just be nullified since it was discovered he was brainwashed.
@MrMoron-qn5rx2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. The main problem is that he didnt have to as he was brainwashed. Therefore he cannot be held accountable for all the damage. After he got un-brainwashed all the famage he does from that point on is his and can be accounted for
@swordkirbyfilms7747 Жыл бұрын
I know this came out months ago, but I still need to point this out. At 2:34 the silver car the Winter Soldier shot was a Pontiac Solstice. According to Carfax, they cost an average of $13,558. The is the best price to go off of because when the Winter Soldier came out, Pontiac no longer existed. You know what the best part is? When MOUSAIT said he was not a car expert, if you pause the video you can clearly see that the silver car says Solstice on the rear just before it gets blown up. As for the car blown up at 2:25, it’s too far away for me to identify and even when we get a close up it is only the top half. I have no clue what car that one is.
@releasedgaming1105 Жыл бұрын
0:00 Case 1 Tony Stank 0:27 Case 2 The Winter Soldier 4:15-5:27 Sponsor 5:39 Case 3 Ronan 9:32 Case 4 Ultron
@PCMan8922 Жыл бұрын
11:09 Ultron Said "Sorry", Because Cutting Off His Arm Wasn't His Intention. He Just Got Super Angry.
@Stellatus.mp32 жыл бұрын
With this channel kinda popping out of nowhere I kinda thought it would just make a few hits and disappear, but you’ve actually got a good sense of humor and I could see you doing well even after this lightning in a bottle series ends. Keep it up man
@Malignant_Tumour2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll go with 10 years because he said he was sorry” 💀
@swolby92302 жыл бұрын
That sounds exactly like a Saul Goodman case with Ronin. 100,003 life sentences and >$73 million of charges, but no time nor charges for assaulting a racoon-like creature.
@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA Жыл бұрын
Sounds like any shyster lawyer speaking. One of my parental units was a legal secretary for a probate/wills lawyer. Holy cannoli. He was a good lawyer but some of the shit the others lawyers would try to get away with especially if there were multiple heirs and no will.
@BenDoherty-ir2rt Жыл бұрын
Cars:exist Winter Soldier: and I took that personally.
@johnkrejsa517 Жыл бұрын
Boy, I'd hate to be a federal judge in the Marvel universe after looking over the crimes these supervillains committed.
@matthew8629 Жыл бұрын
Especially Thanos
@tup-demon18672 жыл бұрын
“he stabbed a helpless van” bro I love you and your content
@11crunmch332 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious for me to watch. And the best part is that it isn’t just the crimes everyone knows about. I take law so it’s nice to see some videos on the crimes of villains that show more of their crimes. AND you see the sentence/compensations they have to serve, so it’s just nice.
@lexihadrovic2 жыл бұрын
Always happy when MOUSAIT posts another “charged for their crimes” video
@hyhyd61352 жыл бұрын
The first one straight up had me laughing for 5 minutes. How convenient
@elithenerd89562 жыл бұрын
One slight issue with Ultron’s is that Helen Cho did live after Ultron attacked her. I say that’s an attempted murder charge.
@DarkabyssTheFounder2 жыл бұрын
11:33 He did say sorry though😂
@HANKSANDY694202 жыл бұрын
*lmfao* sorry makes it alllllll better....
@Dextersauve11 Жыл бұрын
As a canadian I can confirm that the apology grants him freedom from all charges and a free jug of maple syrup
@HANKSANDY69420 Жыл бұрын
@@Dextersauve11 *Mmm, you should join us. 'Murica*
@Dextersauve11 Жыл бұрын
@@HANKSANDY69420 like I'd join you the gun violence makes me wonder if GTA is a game or a documentory
@HANKSANDY69420 Жыл бұрын
@@Dextersauve11 breh. *except liberals.* I forgot to mention that, we have too many here already. Cut the cap, stop believing everything you hear online. Cain killed Abel, and should be blamed, not the rock he used (that's a bible-based metaphor if you couldn't tell lmao) Besides, outlawing guns would only make law-abiding citizens vulnerable to the lawless gun-and-knife wielders. What beats a crook with a gun? A good guy-with a gun. Don't bring fists to a gun fight.
@maarlo123452 жыл бұрын
0:13 this crime got me 😂😂😂
@charmandyorton0062 жыл бұрын
The Winter Soldier is like if the Destruction Derby was a person.
@Zeelian Жыл бұрын
He does deserve is *walking tank* moniker pretty well :p
@jonah099_gd_official Жыл бұрын
Megamind: i used to have 85 life sentences Ronan: You underestimate my power.
@justicedunham40886 ай бұрын
You miss a lot of add on charges in these videos. A person can be charged with more than one crime for the same action. Like when the winter soldier blew up Fury’s car, could have added discharge of a firearm in city limits, unlawful possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of an explosive device, unlawful discharge of an explosive, reckless endangerment to the other vehicles/drivers, domestic terrorism, destruction of government property (the road), concealing identity while carrying a firearm, and even pettier crimes like jaywalking and disturbing the peace. Also, I’m not sure if Nick Fury counts as a government official or not which would add more up-charges to attempted murder and make it an assassination attempt.
@SmilinFox2 жыл бұрын
At 9:18 could it not also be argued that they were only present on the ship as part of an operation to attempt to stop Ronan's attempt to destroy the planet and all the people on it? Thus making him culpable for the harm that takes place in the fallout since he not only was attempting said action but also had declared his intention to do so?
@alceratops68532 жыл бұрын
Fortunately, Bucky did get pardoned in TFATWS, Ronan got executed by Star Lord, and Ultron got executed by his son.
@anzeigefehler64958 ай бұрын
and tony sacrificed himself so he doesnt have to take the 5min time out
@alceratops68538 ай бұрын
@@anzeigefehler6495 Oh yeahhh 😂
@Subjectivius2 жыл бұрын
0:31 you should add jaywalking here
@Realfm0lk2 жыл бұрын
11:08 ultron is such a troll
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
I bet on 5 cookies he wasn’t sorry.
@treyvonbrackin152828 күн бұрын
11:10
@jaspervermeer659 Жыл бұрын
I love that the glass shattered in the process of taking the steering wheel was completely ignored
@johnbabylon76262 жыл бұрын
I would like to point out that in many jurisdictions any damage done to person or property during the commission of a felony is often laid to the charge of the perpetrator even if they didn't directly cause it. For a real life example, if an arsonist sets firer to a building and I run into the building to save someone but get hurt in the process, the arsonist gets charged for what happened to me. So, when it comes to Ronan (for our Marvel example) he wouldn't not be charged for slapping Rocket aside or Groot's death. He can't claim "self-defense" or lack of involvement because neither of those things should have reasonably happened if he were not directly in the process of committing numerous felonies
@Mcoskii2 жыл бұрын
Dang, he didn’t just give Tony Stark a timeout, he also renamed him to Tony Stank
@Hawks1908 Жыл бұрын
Could have been a spelling mistake
@Zeelian Жыл бұрын
@@Hawks1908 It's from the Stan Lee cameo in the ending of CA:CW where Cap sends a package to Tony and the deliveryman (Stan Lee) *missreads* the crappy handwriting as Tony Stank (ie mistaking a poorly written r for an n).
@ajdoesactuallyplaygames2 жыл бұрын
that's a lenient sentence for Tony Stank
@warlordofbritannia2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. He’s a war profiteer, and worse he used a bad word. A hefty fine for the first and death for the latter.
@НеСкажу-б3з Жыл бұрын
Actually ,as a creator of Ultron, Start have to be charged all his crimes. Stark is much more darker then it seems from a brief look.
@Duraludon884 Жыл бұрын
Altitudes above 12 miles are generally considered "high seas," (at least in sea-level parts of the U.S.), so any deaths in space, and potentially on other planets, might be subject to the Death On the High Seas Act (DOHSA), in case that would affect the crime or sentence. Also worth noting that DOHSA has a statute of limitations of 3 years, so any crimes committed more than 3 light-years away from Earth would be physically impossible to file charges for before the statute runs out.
@matityaloran91572 жыл бұрын
4:10, the legalese phrase for that is non-insane automatism
@chadgorosaurus48982 жыл бұрын
Tony getting a timeout was deserved.
@Astrxd72 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I’d love to see one for Wanda, even though she’s not ENTIRELY a villain besides 1.5 movies
@eddyblackmore28342 жыл бұрын
Oh Wanda is TOTALLY a villain. Her next outing needs to be a House of M/dark phoenix kind of tale, have her snap again, this time going full psycho, and then let the remaining heroes have a mini civil war over whether they kill her or not.
@Jthomas-gg9pi Жыл бұрын
Honestly she was totally a villain in age of ultron. She joined a neo-nazi group and then mind controlled the hulk to go on a rampage in a city. That almost certainly killed some people, or at badly injured them.
@Astrxd7 Жыл бұрын
@@Jthomas-gg9pi that’s why I said 1.5 movies-
@DarknessOfRedbone Жыл бұрын
@@Jthomas-gg9piNot to mention she killed like 14 people in Lagos with Crossbones and the incendiary grenade
@CakesAreNotTruths Жыл бұрын
13:30 3 of those murders were involuntary manslaughter
@kevinbarbeau2 жыл бұрын
13:35, Helen Cho actually survived her attack from Ultron, so it should be 3 counts of second degree murder and 1 count of attempted second degree murder. Otherwise great video! 👍
@jacobmiller10922 жыл бұрын
The "Better call Saul" theme at every justified action makes me chuckle
@Pruedencecat2 жыл бұрын
You know you found the best lawyer when they give a time out
@sugarcombfilms34672 жыл бұрын
In the future, for characters who are exonerated from their crimes like Bucky and Gru, you should still put their sentences at the end, just adding on that the sentence was suspended so all the math doesn't go to waste
@CaptPizza2 жыл бұрын
0:20 Okay, that’s funny 😆😆😆
@HANKSANDY694202 жыл бұрын
2:34 | Zooming in, I could see that was a Pontiac Solstice, which was introduced around the time this movie was made. I'm no car expert either and I couldn't find good results, but the general price I could find was from 5k to 20k+ (most results I COULD find were used models, and they weren't the exact model shown here-dont any of you car experts chew me out if the pricing I listed sounds absolutely off especially with the general price the guy in the video gave) So yeah not very helpful but if there are any car experts who's vision wasn't good enough to make out the model of the car in thid image, this is what it is, you give me an expert price please.
@TtEL2 жыл бұрын
0:02 I died of laughter when it was Tony *Stank*
@joezaster49782 жыл бұрын
Imagine how big frieza's sentence would be lmao
@thunderdragon63182 жыл бұрын
well to name a few we have planet vegeta's destruction, numerous murders, attempted genocide (as time was reversed)...
Ah yes, ultron said sorry so that knocks 10 years off his sentence
@siliswest498 Жыл бұрын
I like how Tony’s entire sentence is a 5 minute timeout lol
@arcticeagle342 Жыл бұрын
3:50 that was US Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Protective Service, I’m not a law professional but I believe that means he’d be charged federally & his charges would be much harsher
@schuylernuckolls51912 жыл бұрын
You know the best part is he can be legally seen as being controlled thanks to the second movie he is in as they actively use the control phrase on him
@thekeybladeninjaturtle73802 жыл бұрын
The Tony Stark case led me to thinking he would be charged for unleashing Ultron unto the world, turns out it was just for swearing at the beginning of the movie. Also, you should make a video about Wallace and Gromit villains; Feathers McGraw, Victor Quartermaine, Piella and possibly Preston
@imfsresidentotaku9699 Жыл бұрын
Tony Stark wouldn’t “be charged for unleashing Ultron unto the world,” as he didn’t create him to be a genocidal machine, nor did Tony have any idea that Ultron would become one.
@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 Жыл бұрын
@@imfsresidentotaku9699 Good point His charge for swearing was pretty funny though
@KeyToAeris20242 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a “If Video Game Villains we’re charged for their crimes”
@gabigol522 жыл бұрын
as soon as I saw winter soldier I knew that most of the villains in this series are gonna have death sentences
@Megamanlanprime Жыл бұрын
You should do Megatron (I’d recommend either G1, Beast Wars or Prime for some interesting ones…)
@yeathemen15372 жыл бұрын
3:28 thats Vandelism! Poor vehicle ;(
@kisame_0072 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The golden age where Marvel studios actually knew how to make villians
@mateobustamante23042 жыл бұрын
Kinda, Ronan is shit imo
@chimpity92212 жыл бұрын
Yea good old days
@sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd31572 жыл бұрын
@Jack Rainey black panther 2
@lindildeev57212 жыл бұрын
They still know, look at Wenwu.
@dragonrider76492 жыл бұрын
@Jack Rainey Phase 4 is good the people who say it isn't are dumb.
@yostinumanamira86092 жыл бұрын
Tony already suffered enough 😭
@ADHDer_8 ай бұрын
Bucky: *Screaming in pain* Mousait: plays aggressively happy music
@nathanchristman66602 жыл бұрын
3:15 I would argue that's attempted murder. He didn't know black widow wasn't there.
@Rimpala2 жыл бұрын
I've learned from this that the Winter Soldier really hates cars
@anattemptwasmade2 жыл бұрын
10:02 Peter Rabbit gonna get a hefty charge then, and rightfully so
@HANKSANDY694202 жыл бұрын
And the sentence is death via rabbit pie lmfao
@Benparkinson_the_sketch_artist2 жыл бұрын
Bucky and Tony are my favorite avengers. I'm still waiting for star wars villains
@Just_a_Dragon69 Жыл бұрын
Ronan: i just kill whatever i want to kill Ultrón: i will kill everything Winter Soldier: ¿Did someone say... *Takes out explosive* car?
@guy_16982 жыл бұрын
13:31 since Ultron said "Scream and your entire staff dies", and the average hospital staff is 983 (982.6 but I rounded), he should have +983 life sentences.