If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35

What happens when meat eaters embody the mentality of a vegan? This video solves the oldest riddle of the ages, what if meat eaters acted like vegans.
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[@FalconFastest123]

"I could never eat innocent plants raised close together, stuck in soil against their will." LMAO

[@F.99.]

Sounded convincing😂

[@pureintellectualbeing3575]

Hes not wrong

[@boorave]

The plants don't have social distancing.

[@maryelizabeth3055]

Lucas Johnson lol

[@fg0611]

@@pureintellectualbeing3575 if you think that was an argument based on science, well then you are not a very intellectual human...

[@johannjanofeu5714]

I died at "I couldn't eat plants grown in undesirable conditions, being stuck in the soil against their will" HAHAHAHA

[@notwofie]

This is how we combat the vegans with their logic lol

[@DAVIDMILLER-nc9vo]

Very good! We should all be sympathetic about stepping on rocks. They haven't harmed us, so why would we step on them? LOL!

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

My thing I say to vegans is “you care about animals so much? Stop eat their food

[@j.goebbels2134]

@@notwofie What is logical about breastfeeding from cows?

[@C-709]

@@j.goebbels2134 How does that have any relation to what dean said?

[@ellipitris5454]

"That coconut was going to grow into a palm tree. Why would you eat that?" Oh he kills me. Too funny. Love ya JP

[@connordrake5713]

I'm not vegan but I laugh when he said. I've heard a lot of it on vegan KZbinrs to convince most people to change their diet. 😂😂😂

[@colemud448]

Slaps it out of her hand. Haha.

[@hkchan1339]

Coconuts grow into coconut trees tho

[@legalfictionnaturalfact3969]

SO many obvious bot likes. and no replies almost. make ya bots betta. :)

[@shamz4947]

That part just played for me😅 Why does someone always comment a part of the vid that gets played immediately

[@shamimkagere]

"The world would be much safer if we ate the food that may eat us"😂😂😂

[@mariaodonnell8220]

Most animals people eat are herbivores

[@qancerclown6116]

@@mariaodonnell8220 cows kill more humans than sharks do, therefore I eat cows, to save humanity

[@user-ss2rt9ew6p]

dogs kill a lot of humans, should we start eating dogs ?@@qancerclown6116

[@yoapitas3point052]

@@qancerclown6116, savior of the universe

[@oliatopanteleeva2432]

😂😂😂😂

[@elizaimeecajegas9272]

I loved it when he said "Plants produce oxygen. Why would you eat them?" 🤣

[@lena007_]

little spoiler: being vegan actually "saves" more plants than a meat based diet 💀 i know it's meant as a joke in the video but most ppl take that as an actual argument- kinda ironically edit after a year of meat eaters certainly triggered by a simple fact I stated: y'all can go on replying but i am not further going into the whole "plants have feelings too" discussions. do y'all think that's a valid argument or are y'all really just that triggered? genuine question

[@muridtahmatgnas2184]

@@lena007_ little spoiler: if two pregnant women fight it's like two babies having a mecha battle

[@pedrotrivino4417]

@@muridtahmatgnas2184 little spoiler we are a brain in a skeleton meka covered in flesh and skin

[@dianheffernan3436]

Cuz I smoke pot

[@epicwoad8999]

@@lena007_ lol triggered

[@rachaelliz9495]

"Broccoli? That's what my food eats. That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating that."

[@AlesiaDucky]

Rachael Liz Right when I saw that comment I heard that part of the video going on in the background XD

[@bedge7782]

Cannibalism.

[@THELAZYSKYRIMIST]

Ahhh you beat me to it 😅

[@joecaljapan]

That's the best line and comeback to any vegan argument

[@StanSwan]

Homer Simpson choked to death on broccoli in an episode. The doctors called it "The widdow maker" lol "It tries to warn you with its terrible taste".

[@ellenday2155]

I love how he's just casually holding lumps of raw meat 😂

[@johnbennett9027]

I love the whole damn thing. I wonder how vegans would take it if they meat eaters fought fire with fire like JP's skit.

[@jacobgabrieel6646]

@@gfygfy9512 how in any way is he wasting it?

[@Phantom_Zer0]

@@gfygfy9512 - i don't think it's fun but animals sure do, like mokeys ripping the head of a baby monkey, not cool animals, not cool.

[@michaelzedalis4690]

Its great a animal died just for that purpose.

[@ErenYeager-oi6hu]

@@Phantom_Zer0 Oh no. You mean the chimps.

[@gibsonduvall]

How do you know when there is a vegan in the room? Give it two minutes, they'll tell you.

[@AzazelReborn81]

Two minutes? That long? More like two seconds. When you meet a non-vegan conversation goes like “hey I’m Mike. Nice meeting you” “hey I’m John, nice meeting you too”. With vegans it goes like “hey I’m vegan” “wow hey, I’m vegan too!! Let’s be friends”.

[@gibsonduvall]

@@AzazelReborn81 : Or - 'Hey I'm Mike, nice to meet you.' Vegan - Oh, as you didn't immediately tell me you were a vegan I'm going to assume you are a murdering, planet destroying, meat eating Nazi, goodbye.' Mike - Thinks to self, 'Bullet dodged, phew.' PS. The assumed part of that will be screamed at Mike in an exceedingly high pitched voice with added swearing and toddler like foot stamping. 😉

[@AzazelReborn81]

@@gibsonduvall 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ah yes, I hadn’t thought of that scenario. You’re totally right!! 😂😂😂😂

[@gibsonduvall]

@@AzazelReborn81 🤣🤣👍

[@blobpoop457]

@@AzazelReborn81 Making up imaginary scenarios lol. Most vegans won't tell you shit but you only remember the ones who tell you so it gives you a confirmation bias

[@jacobmiller8153]

"If you don't kill and eat deer first, you basically want people to get into car accidents" Genius line 👍

[@Mari-hh6it]

Loved this one! XD

[@Jasonsminiadventure]

I live in rural Wisconsin. They're right up there with raccoons on our list of pests.

[@justanotherspaceunicorn3764]

That convinced me

[@firehorsewoman414]

Wow I saved quite a few lives this deer season LOL

[@averagejoe9040]

Hard not to see things like that sometimes.

[@beakznfeatherz4741]

"I could never eat plants that are raised in crowded farms in inhumane living conditions with less that one square inch of space per stalk stuck in the soil against their will." Good one!

[@SuppersReady8880]

Perfection. J P is a genious.

[@delusionofillusion473]

they grow like that everywhere even without people , if only animals grew like that

[@somegamer4071]

Yo it is inhumane dude, one of the other plants end up getting more light than others so they rise up and leave the others in the shade!

[@arsalaan78]

@@somegamer4071 but plants aren't sentient, so plants don't matter

[@ashyamivelitii1305]

@@somegamer4071 they become eachothers weeds. I'm completely distraught

[@williamhulser7354]

"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are."-- Groucho Marx

[@dumbbass8867]

Second hand vegan

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

😂😂😂😂

[@Travybear1989]

i ate a mcdouble cheeseburger yesterday in front of my dumass vegan parents lol and acted like i was jizzing myself! they got so pissed lol i cant stand vegans

[@pauljones2510]

My son used to say, "I don't eat herbs, I eat herbivores." He also said, "Cows only eat plants, so steaks are 100% vegetables."

[@Travybear1989]

@@pauljones2510 Oh, I guess I ate potatoes because of french fries.

[@Moneystayswithme]

"Saying something like that is just a symptom of being overly alkaline. It just mean you're mean & you can't think straight" Proceed to kick chair out from under her😂

[@DosMike1]

the flower in his hair should have been a thin roll of ham imo

[@donut8823]

Flower? I thought that was a flared onion tied with a roll of cabbage. Damn I need some sleep. Can't believe I actually fuckin believed that

[@adirondacknorthway]

@@donut8823 so did I! Lmao

[@beez6039]

DosMike true

[@ariadnesmclosingit]

At first I thought it was an onion.

[@fortwas]

This might not be true but I was thinking it was some commentary on how some vegan will still buy leather and other animal non food products? but idk

[@AceVideosOfficial]

"That coconut could've been a palm tree" I'm going to say things like that to every vegan I see now

[@eeeaten]

you mean if they're holding coconuts? it'd be a pretty random thing to say otherwise...

[@xmark1440]

Plant eaters are eating the children of plants!!! How bloody and equally “unethical” is that compared to eating animals.

[@xmark1440]

Vegans are eating bread! They are drinking wine! They are eating the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. Lol I made myself laugh when I typed this out.

[@captainbasch5387]

#plantlivesmatter

[@eeeaten]

"Vegans don't drink wine." - i've never heard a better reason to not be vegan.

[@Kyon871]

I like how calm his voice is and yet he's the ultimate savage

[@thehaloring90]

He's the hero the internet deserves

[@PokeProfSunny]

But not the one it needs right now

[@jmarityre6012]

+PokeProfSunny 😂

[@keither1982]

+SuperDuperSentinel Lol go have a salad and calm down there sport.

[@keither1982]

+Kyon871 I love being a savage now i am going to go eat a steak yummy.

[@giangabrieleciampa]

The dog at the end has the best argument: "Gimme that meat!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pestomitketchup]

A plant based diet is actually healthier for dogs. Just saying.

[@macias7125]

ayo?

[@macias7125]

@@pestomitketchup yeah no

[@smokinpoppin]

@@pestomitketchup I hope you don't own a dog

[@derjon5]

why aren't his headband flowers pieces of meat?

[@Neutercane]

You're right. His whole headband should be bacon!

[@everlastingideas8625]

He s not Lady Gaga xd

[@marutanray]

Actually his head band is lettuce and purple cabbage. May be he has donned the vegans' attire for comedy?

[@aquamelon0087]

Just make the band out of bacon too

[@ianspooner2250]

Because he's a fucking pussy

[@vegetablepolice]

A salad killed my father.

[@redcannonbusterxl411]

Vegetable Police avenge him

[@buffalophil3630]

Vegetable Police HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 2 COMMENTS HAHA?

[@Kevin-mt8pj]

And raped my mother!

[@riley.b.o]

Sorry for you loss

[@hiddenpants171]

I am so sorry.

[@TashaJMeowOutLoud]

"That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating it."

[@schyzm]

Tasha J lol, my favorite moment.

[@SpoonOfConsciousness]

too funny

[@guccipooch94]

I saw this comment EXACTLY as he was saying it. It made it even funnier.

[@JoshuaSAlt31]

Tasha J J laughed hard enough to scare my wife 😂

[@drachezwei]

Tasha J i was just bout to write that quote in the comment x'D

[@LeOofhead-fl5qy]

"the world's a much safer place if we eat the animals that could eat us." such an inspiring quote

[@Rescue127]

That is not an inspiring quote it's just a spew of hatred. God says to love everyone human and animal.

[@arielpabon4462]

@@Rescue127And no love for plants?? God must be vegan, disgusting !!

[@SteversChed]

@@Rescue127 Then stop randomly insulting people if you believe that. Practice what you preach.

[@Icetea-2000]

@@Rescue127nah you were not just fr 💀

[@Rescue127]

@@SteversChed are you a CCP troll? That was being kind. Correcting someone out of love is kindness.

[@simonashopova7428]

I had a classmate whose whole personality is the fact that she's vegan. She once said she would kill a human but she wouldn't hurt an animal.

[@zerowowo]

yikes, she probably thinks she's quirky for saying that

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

That just gets you no friends in life-

[@ypob2007]

That’s... you know what, imma be quiet

[@beccalima4686]

I'd tease by saying "okay kill me right now" 😂

[@sela562jig]

Hahaha what a lame

[@myingthungomurry9894]

I completely lost it at 'I don't appreciate you eating my food's food. ' 😂😂😂

[@sirenhoh542]

I know!!!!

[@carloszarzoso1724]

If you want to kill animals become vegan. It destroys land they kill the bids rodants all the animals in the way of growing plants.

[@jessebrown4755]

😅😅

[@THS_UH66]

That chair kick at the end was god damn hilarious.

[@xTinaGohman]

That got me too 😂😂😂

[@alexsmith1315]

"If you don't kill and eat deer first you basically want people to get in car accidents." I love this

[@golong13]

"Plants give us oxygen, why would eat them???" :'D thats hilarious.

[@stefantherainbowphoenix]

But it's true.

[@nimap28]

golong13 don’t act like you don’t eat plants🙄

[@wiardzijlstra5905]

Have you ever seen a Vegan eating a tree, dumbass??

[@hariken2189]

As Jeremy Clarkson said "go eat your seeds, sit on a perch and shit on sandpaper"

[@thirdlynephilim]

There is a point. Lol

[@wesweaver6569]

"Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat them?" That's the moment I died. 😂

[@KC-pz4md]

Yeah inedible plants and trees also provide oxygen too so really it doesn't really make much sense 😅

[@madhavdua1246]

R.I.P. dude

[@crazysquirrel9425]

@@KC-pz4md You use those to feed animals that can eat those plants. Or use them for compost or firewood to cook other foods.

[@ellkir1521]

My friend and I were enjoying some great burgers in a nice restaurant when the two girls across from us started complaining about the smell of meat. I asked her if she was enjoying her blackberry cobbler. She was responded with a "yes, very much". I asked her if she realized the blackberry tart she was eating is a carnivore. She said "it is not, it's a fruit!". I told her blackberry's have long spikes pointed inward toward the plant mounted on long vines so that when the animals get entangled they die of starvation and decay feeding the plant nutrients. She suddenly didn't like her cobbler so much. And, bonus; we ate our burgers in peace.

[@Fiufsciak]

I call cap, ain't no way she would listen to your explanation for so long

[@OldAussieAds]

"And then everybody clapped."

[@poczytamci3389]

@@Fiufsciak good point, she would have talked over him before he could get to the word 'spikes', nevertheless i like his fact about the blackberry plant.

[@SteversChed]

@@Fiufsciak Many of them do listen while ignoring what is said so they can recite their memorized nonsense. If they haven't memorized something that sounds like a good argument then they usually get upset.

[@samanthacarpenter3336]

I once told a guy I worked who claimed to be vegan that his rice crispy treat was made with animal bone marrow, after I saw him take that first big bite that is. The satisfaction of seeing him spit that bite out was comparable to an entire family I encountered that thought they were vegan while stuffing hostess products down their gullets. Ruined their fun day at the theme park I worked at, I’ll tell you that much. I don’t know why people who claim to be vegan tend to be less knowledgeable of food ingredients than most people who eat meat are, it’s weird as someone who isn’t vegan to tell “vegans” they’re doing it wrong.

[@hi-sv6sm]

“It’s not that vegetable eaters are bad people” “It’s uh they’re terrible people”

[@animetrash9110]

That was my comment 👍

[@animetrash9110]

@Yael Klieger im sayin.

[@hi-sv6sm]

ikr

[@karlisberzins2539]

@Yael Klieger and you swollow

[@ayla998]

Lol every single angry vegan on the internet

[@pault5947]

The chair kick was totally unexpected and had perfect comic timing😂

[@superfrank9252]

That was my favorite part! So hilarious!

[@johnwhitt]

Mine too!

[@seanvanglahn4002]

Lol that was good 2:39

[@rwatson2609]

Kinda reminds me of the vegan thing to do. So yes, on point.

[@safirah.maghfiro1008]

Lol i should've tried to do that to vegans just to get on their nerves😂

[@Omnipresentponi]

I love how theyre hust clutching raw meat while talking about the importance of only eating meat

[@onemoretime107]

Why did the Vegan cross the road? To tell someone else they are Vegan...

[@tripaloski_6971]

Wish a car could have hit him while he was crossing 😥

[@heftylad]

Thats legit quality

[@sidramehmood1]

They came in wait rose last week for telling others that they r vegan.

[@DavidGarcia-nx2gj]

@@tripaloski_6971 truck-sama?

[@michablackey264]

Haha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angel_cat]

"Plants give off oxygen, why would you eat it." Wow. His points are very on-point. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Julie_loves_YHVH]

Bahahaha 🥩 😂 this one’s a classic!

[@carlbianzon7711]

Yeah actually I use this reason a lot when vegetarians question what I eat, along with "plants grow too so they live, right"

[@angel_cat]

@@carlbianzon7711 right. I would gladly direct them to YT channels like 'Plants with Krystal' where she goes on a "plant rescue" 🛟 ..of course it would be an exaggeration to say that we should not eat plants too, but do they care about plants as much as they care about animals? It does make one wonder. How will they juggle ethical values after learning the horrors of plant rescue? So, if we think about it, balanced plant and meat diet is the way to go. 😅

[@Hastur876]

Tangentially, the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is 0.04%. Before the Industrial Revolution, CO2 is estimated to have been about 0.028%, and during the last ice age it dropped as low as 0.018%.. Once atmospheric CO2 drops below 0.015%, plants will be unable to photosynthesize, and all life on earth other than bacteria will be exterminated. Our planet is literally on the verge of dying, and only increasing CO2 concentrations is going to save us.

[@mmldtop6005]

Will you uproot a grass or kill baby animal like say chick or rabbit or dog.

[@theunknownartist9776]

I love how they’re just holding the meat

[@nopebaker4789]

Love when men hold their meat

[@hollywooz8374]

Beating your meat is even better

[@InternetDweller009]

@@hollywooz8374 wanna beat mine?

[@notafrog5150]

The guy that's always watching you bold of you to assume it’s not a dude

[@willis1383]

Not A Frog bold of you to assume he was assuming it's not a dude ;)

[@awsamazon4932]

"Plants give us oxygen, why would you eat that' 😂😂😂😂

[@coganblaster]

How JP keeps a straight face in some of his videos is amazing. Legend status.

[@alexandrezani]

Honestly, it's weird to see these videos pop up after he came out as being basically a real life version of his character.

[@Rochelle1985]

It took me FOREVER to realize he was actually being sarcastic, lol.

[@HighPriestessLilithVala88]

JP Is GOAT 😂😂😂😂

[@victorvolobuev507]

Supporting actors are great too. It would be fun to see some outtakes😂

[@delilahvielma1692]

"That coconut was gonna grow into a palm tree,why would you eat that? " XD

[@mimokio6743]

then proceeds to slap the coconut out of her hand

[@1tymepolo548]

RIP coconut, this is so sad

[@mid5503]

@@mimokio6743 like vegans with eggs

[@lwgg742]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmlZmdtgZqJobM

[@Heck7]

*smac*

[@SunshineCatwoman]

You forgot to send back a plate of food where the meat has touched vegetables and insist that the meat be cooked completely separately from all vegetables.

[@emmanuella2960]

I always knew vegans were a bit overboard. But this video just showed me HOW overboard they really can get

[@mikeskylark1594]

Yeah, and screw the victims, hey? #RealityBendingFreak

[@spirulina3924]

Eating meat is not a personal choice. It forgets the one who suffers. The animal. Plants don't suffer like animals. Less plants are needed for plant based diet, cause a lot of plants are fed to animals that land on plate of meat eaters.

[@spirulina3924]

Veganism is not overboard, exploiting and killing sentient beings who are as intelligent and sentient as human babies is overboard. U can be perfectly healthy being vegan eating sprouts, fermented foods, wild herbs, soaked nuts, ripe seasonal fruit. Eating meat is not just suffering for animals it is suffering for humans and relative of humans too cause humans don't have to get heart diseases but they get em if they do not live a life full of joy, love and patience (being able to live with rhythm of life) - Chinese medicine, psychosomatic. You get more sensitive eating more natural plant based food (cut processed food, sugar especially white refined sugar and thermophilic yeast in bread) and experience what it means to LIVE and to live life with an open heart full of love and compassion.. not just to survive. Why you think world is fucked up like it is? laying golden eggs for state (peculated taxes) like the hens, getting milked like cows at gas stations (unnecessary high prices and huge profit for companies) wars and wars that fleeced/eviscerated our ancestors like pigs. It is all karma, law of attraction, hermetic laws. We experience what we "put out".

[@spirulina3924]

Fish farms and cattle farms produce massive amounts of shit. Food choices can cause massive amounts of shit. Figuratively and literally. Why are many humans hungry, lack nutrition and/or starving to death on this planet? Because other humans "food" (exploited and/or killed animals) eats away their food (plants, grains, soy etc.) Fermented soy - tempeh has heightened amounts of vitamin K which heightens intelligence/brain function and slows aging. Asian countries traditionally and for centuries eat a lot of fermented foods like tempeh and kimchi. Food for thought.

[@spirulina3924]

The amount of omega 3 humanity needs cannot be provided through fish. there is not enough fucking fish. But it can be provided through algae and hemp seeds. Also, fish stores toxins in fat cells, toxins accumulate in fish. There are more toxins in nature nowadays and in fish. It is therefore not even healthy to eat fish besides fish being sentient being feeling pain being fished and killed. There is much less amount of toxins like micro plastic and aluminium in algae and hemp seeds than it is in fish cause like I mentioned above toxins accumulates in fish fat.

[@d007ization]

"Tofu-flavored chicken" is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

[@medexamtoolscom]

It's still not as funny as "tofurkey".

[@sweetsourorange]

medexamtoolsdotcom yeah

[@ondrejfoltyn8285]

tofu-flavored chicken is good point of showing how eating meat-flavored tofu is illogical.

[@d007ization]

Eh, not really, unless you happen to believe that hurting plants is equivalent to hurting animals.

[@ondrejfoltyn8285]

Yes, but still, what's the point of eating substitute? It just really shows that humans are made for eating meat.

[@bluejay6803]

“Save the forest, eat a vegan.” ~Unknown

[@sketyobrian6847]

😂I don't eat meat, but that was funny, though!😂😂😂

[@rainonedavid3564]

Funny because eating meat tears down more forests than eating plants. What do you think the animals eat?

[@fredfutterfummler5106]

hohoho, how very original and funny! i immediately had to go to the cellar to laugh a little!

[@alexkazarossian5599]

@Polinski P.J. I used to do that. I'd wake up late around 1045 and eat at 300 or 330

[@michaeladeniran1000]

@@rainonedavid3564 unless you hunt which protects forests

[@RK-ci9nn]

When the guy kicked the chair out from under that girl killed me 😂

[@yyumanager4709]

@@dropperknot it's fake God lmao

[@yyumanager4709]

@@dropperknot R/whooooshhh

[@dropperknot]

@@yyumanager4709 Come now, wakey wakey. Of course it's fake., It's the concept that concerns. He felt the whole concept was funny, it isn't- it's brutal. Like I said , kick his arse.

[@FunnyManCS]

@@dropperknot I bet you turn off the blood in video games too

[@dropperknot]

@@FunnyManCS You would be quite correct if I were to be so infantile as to be playing video games. I pity anybody who derives pleasure from watching, even pseudo, blood being spilt. Unfortunately, there are many people with broken minds.

[@Just_A_Husk]

I actually know someone who is somewhat like this in real life, you captured them perfectly!

[@Giggiyygoo]

I went on a date with a vegetarian once. She said "how dare you eat meat in front of me." The kicker is, I work as a butcher. What was she going to do if things worked out, ridicule me when I came home from work everyday?

[@Kelle0284]

Giggity.

[@aspirecan4829]

As your personal non-professional, non-certified non-Therapist, I highly advise you to avoid dating those of the vegan variety. Studies have found they can cause great stress and distress. Marry a meat eater!

[@kpe6600]

Hi Quagmire how you doin

[@Giggiyygoo]

@@kpe6600 Hey Peter what's up? Why don't you and me head over to the clam later and have some brewskies.

[@kpe6600]

@@Giggiyygoo sounds great

[@UnknowableDandelion]

I lost it at "stuck in the soil against their will"

[@outisnemo8763]

Whenever i go to "stuck against their will" i'll make sure i look up for what you lost beafore i leave

[@livewire8269]

"Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat that?" Lol

[@airplayrule]

They don't have a central nervous system or consciousness to feel pain like humans/animals. and you can raise crops n cows n get the food/dairy they yield without being cruel or killing. I'm not exactly vegan but this title n 1st 30 seconds alone makes no sense. Vegans, or at least avoiding meat/eggs, is a matter of avoiding something that VIOLATES the non-aggression principal and makes you a part of being PHYSICALLY cruel and violating God-given rights. to mock vegans, you'd have to do something that avoids the above paragraph, and cruelty, and avoid foods that wastes human health, land, water, karma, n veggie food that tastes like meat OR better. Click the sub/bell icons on channel Playitalready for details/facts on all the above (including tasty foods).

[@MrBewbielover]

@@airplayrule oh shut the hell up. Go preach to lions about how they should eat shrubs.

[@krzysztofpiasek5682]

@@airplayrule is this the part we laugh at you?

[@thecatholicrabbi4170]

I felt bad

[@confusedazhar9945]

@@airplayrule Nah, Go fuck the salads yourself, don't try to push your view on others

[@PrincessJediCupcakes]

I’m vegetarian-leaning for health reasons, but this is so accurate about every vegan I’ve met! 😂 Edit: Yeesh, had no idea people could get so defensive over other people’s life choices. Edit 2: I’m not interested in any further debates. I’ll eat what I like to eat for my reasons, and you eat what you like to eat for your reasons.

[@morrismonet3554]

Exactly. Your choice of diet is up to you. It's these rabid people trying to tell everyone else how they should eat that need to go away.

[@mrchung]

Vegetarians are perfectly understandable. Vegans suck.

[@inceneration]

@PriyankaPatel1977 Tbh... Meat is quite healthier than a strict vegan diet. A vegan will lack Vitamins that only comes from meat. Sure you can take substitude pills for it. But you would have to eat double the amount in pills. And your liver and kidneys wont survive half as long as a meat eater.

[@PrincessJediCupcakes]

@PriyankaPatel1977 Studies have shown that the longest-lived people in the world live off of primarily plant-based diets. That’s not to say I don’t eat meat sometimes, but too much of it can affect your veins and arteries.

[@j8rtUfh3evz]

People should eat what they desire without a vegan being a fascist dictator shouting down your ear. From a veggie

[@jesswahyudi7652]

“Plants give off oxygen. Why would you eat them?” I don’t understand why this made me think so hard at 3 am ?

[@crazeeeconman]

I was reading this as I heard it in the video 😂

[@Alexia-cv7pw]

We need them to survive. And there is proof that we are more closely related to herbivores. People never ask themselves why gorillas eat plants if they give oxygen right??

[@kekw5153]

It's the trees that gives the main oxygen lmfaoo

[@reynhacoezy5510]

The Queen It’s not like we kill the trees to plant some plants LMFAO

[@agarykane2127]

s t r a n g e r there is no such a proof, it’s BS, we people are omnivores and can eat everything, also tigers don’t ask themselves why do they kill animals if animals are so INNOCENT AND CUTE AND DONT DESERVE TO BE FOOD 😭 😭

[@emilydillingham2573]

I'm a vegetarian but I find this hilarious. I can't stand people who shame others for what they choose to eat. Everyone should just mind their own business and do their own thing. Everyone I know eats meat but I don't shame them or judge them for it. Being a vegetarian is my choice and I don't try and force it on others. God bless!

[@Jonas-qg6jw]

You shouldn’t shame them but if you don’t eat meat for everything other than health reasons, so for moral, logical or environmental reasons, it is only logical to encourage others to do it too. Because if you do it for these reasons, you want things to change for the better.

[@edgemaxxer1573]

@@Jonas-qg6jw who the hell eats meat for health reasons?

[@Jonas-qg6jw]

@@edgemaxxer1573 well nobody. Some people don’t eat meat/are vegans for health reasons.

[@legalfictionnaturalfact3969]

you can't stand people who shame others for their diets... but you find this vid of trustafarian jp shaming vegans funny? based. it's meat eaters going crazy yelling at others about how eating meat is great and people should do it. meanwhile the vegans just kinda look around at each other like "is this guy for real? cringe.." have never once heard a vegan try to push it on someone else.

[@janieswanson2549]

@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 You use animal products just like everyone else? Why is it okay for you to use animal products while judging others?

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

"That's my foods food and I don't appreciate you eating that" I literally laughed out loud hysterically at this part this guy is a legend with trolling reality

[@takingrainbowsback]

You are Hilarious !!!! I laughed my ASS off at "Tonight's the Night" I've probably watched it 10 times 🤣kzbin.infoErgw1fNArPA

[@amandachilds5290]

Yeah! Exactly. Apex predators shouldn't steal the food of other animals. I like to give my food a fighting chance and plants well they are kinda defenseless ya know....want to hear him say that in his hippie sincere voice

[@courtesyarlabon5386]

It's said in humor, but it is actually true! When Vegans point out that it takes more vegetables to feed the livestock than it would to just feed humans, they are ignoring that livestock still need to eat! They will starve our food!

[@amandachilds5290]

@@courtesyarlabon5386 yes it is like they secretly dislike animals and want fewer of them. They just think if we all eat veggies then there will be no need to have so much livestock but they also forget about animals like deer, racoons, possums, ground hogs, squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc... I guess ask one and see what they say🤷

[@TG-ge1oh]

Reminds me of the time I heard someone being accused of drinking some poor fish's home.

[@beatrizvignoli4053]

"That coconut was going to become a palm tree" 😂

[@darrennew8211]

"We're ordering vegetarian pizza. What do you want on yours?" "Ham and sausage." "I said vegetarian." "Pigs are vegetarians."

[@GenericHandle01]

OMG..... LOL this is so wrong.... I love it

[@richardmoosdorf3501]

not exactly true, because they are omnivores but still funny lul

[@GenericHandle01]

@@richardmoosdorf3501 absurd amounts of misinformation is what makes this so funny.

[@Zamolxes77]

@@richardmoosdorf3501 They are, which is great. However in Romania, most people who live in the county grow pigs, and their diet is usually strictly vegetarian: corn, pumpkins, grains, potatoes, squash, etc. Meat is too valuable to be fed to the pigs. Even if you have leftovers like bones and cartilage, it usually gets melted to make soap/gelatin, or fed to the dogs.

[@talltroll7092]

Pigs are omnivores. They'll totally eat any vegans you happen to have cluttering up the place

[@Alex-ko4vh]

I don't really mind people who are vegan as long as they don't rub it into your face.

[@kchen5886]

do you need a lamp?

[@georgiacavill148]

@@kchen5886 what

[@cosco_9955]

@@kchen5886 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BALLTONGU3]

You mean like how meat eaters do???

[@Alex-ko4vh]

@@BALLTONGU3 Umm i dont think "meat eaters" or you could just say carnivores rub it into vegans faces. I mean nobody says vegans could switch back so there nothing to rub in

[@tehlianq]

"Thats my food's food, i dont appreciate you eating that" -my favourite quote 2021

[@NoInjusticeLastsForever]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHaXpax3n65gha8

[@blessingmansallay4559]

One of the best lines😂

[@legalfictionnaturalfact3969]

yeesh. get out more.

[@yeldarb141983]

=P shame the video is from 2016, lol.

[@johnwamsley229]

You should read

[@surfin0111]

日本だと最近になって菜食主義者がヤバいやつが多いみたいなことが知れ渡ったのにアメリカは8年も前には菜食主義者の1部はヤバいやつって認識があったのか

[@walttsai3208]

Lmao

[@Trakesh]

Japan has become the next target of those who destroyed France. Using them as an example because of the Olympics. They have destroyed the rest of Europe and America as well. Japan is just the next on their list.

[@macias7125]

My English teacher showed this to us in class and man we had such a laugh 😂

[@wyleong4326]

Bless your English teacher. Just awesome

[@Masterchief68]

I’m surprised your English teacher still has a job! Your teacher is definitely a keeper!

[@kitxxxxxxx]

@@Masterchief68 its an example of satire. So it's relevant to English

[@carlossoto2963]

Good teachet

[@myplace.08]

I would think the science or heath teacher would show this in class.

[@pgnum02]

Bruh. That moment when he kicked her chair 😂😂

[@moneluve1000]

Ikr😂

[@scrubgirl1033]

That was fuckin hilarious

[@jyanbei]

Facts I was likeeee

[@kirstinmccarty8920]

Savage

[@livinglovinR]

DONE! 😅

[@jamie6506]

That awkward moment when you’re a vegan and you've yelled at other vegans for acting too vegan and then you start questioning life

[@jamie6506]

Herleik Holtan I'll admit, I get preachy at times, but I've seen people go a little far... once, I saw a grown ass woman start screaming her head off at some six year old kid eating a hot dog. I mean, come on. It’s not like the kid even comprehends the concepts, you can’t fly off the handle on him. And the thing is that human nature is naturally defensive, so whenever we the vegans go off on a preach, it’s so much more likely that the other party will take even less interest in a diet change than they will even consider it. So it’s not the addressing of the issue that’s problematic, it’s *how* we address it.

[@jamie6506]

Herleik Holtan I think it'd help if we didn’t pressure people to jump from regular meat consumption to veganism. Vegetarianism's a heck of a lot easier, and if that was pushed more in society, we'd probably get somewhere much faster. And goddamnit, if we can just convince a fourth of the population that tofu is hecking delicious when it’s prepared by people who know what they’re doing, the following progress would be immense. I think a lot of it is people have it in their heads that vegetarian/vegan substitutes are all nasty, and yeah, a lot of them are, but that doesn’t mean they *all* are. I almost quit when I first stepped into the world of being a vegetarian when I was twelve simply because I didn’t think there was ANYTHING good out there. Now I’m eating a wide variety of vegan foods, and it’s easy because I experimented a little. Do not fear experiments, my former brethren. There is good vegan food out there.

[@jamie6506]

Herleik Holtan Ah yes, Internet arguments that don’t end in technological warfare are very invigorating indeed.

[@abinalfa]

😂😂

[@thegirlwhocomments3657]

You litteraly discribe my life😂

[@unikornsandsatan]

I was vegetarian for two years and let me tell you all i got were complaints and criticisms from people around me. Never once did i tell someone not to eat meat but i got "just eat the meat" from my family almost daily. I think everyone just needs to shut up about what other people choose to eat and go after the psychopaths who force their dogs on vegan diets

[@SteversChed]

You should be happy your family just want you to be healthy instead of being on a deficient diet.

[@unikornsandsatan]

@@SteversChed well tbf I hardly eat meat anyways, I really only like chicken

[@unikornsandsatan]

@@SteversChed I'm deficient regardless

[@user-uq8vo2ss5o]

first thing first, it was your family, family says these things, second maybe it was because how vegan treat other people, but I totally agree with you, people should just shut up!!!

[@itgma7078]

"plants give out oxygen why would you eat them" "We should eat animals that could eat us"😆🌫️

[@dixondavies]

Only because they use CO2. No CO2, no plants.

[@tweaker1bms]

Legit the best argument I've heard on this 😝

[@Wizardwiwizard]

When he snapped the coconut out of her hand i lost it 😂😂

[@JeronimusJack]

i lost it when he kicked the chair away

[@danv2888]

JeronimusJack Same here man. Big LOL.

[@chirfanabusib6081]

hahaah roflmao :D xD

[@cosmicroots7492]

Wizardwiwizard Me too lol

[@Slickshadow11]

I'm still laughing

[@nait6183]

Stuck in the soil against their will

[@cerulean5299]

@Bitte Bilden i didn't know that, and i didn't want to know that.

[@butterbean5943]

Zayd Naya I love that reply so much! Like, who asked u if u were vegan? N who tf cares?

[@largeboy5577]

Bitte Bilden if i clicked on a video that i figured had even the tiniest possibility of content that's offensive to me, I wouldn't have come to the comment section and whine about how much I feel insulted just my two cents

[@ninamz07]

Bitte Bilden do we care?

[@user-mc1dq5yp9b]

This is absolutely BRILLIANT! And so, SO true. This is the world we live in. "It doesn't affect ME, but I don't want YOU to have it."

[@user-km8oh1ll5t]

"The world is a much safer place if we eat the animals that could eat us" good grief that one got me.

[@jlib7389]

I didn't get it... Do vegans say that?

[@Manvir.]

@@jlib7389 no, we don't.

[@alphagt62]

J Lib I believe it was meant to be the opposite of what vegans say. Kinda the point of the video

[@oliverbrownmusic]

@Danny so its bullshit to not eat innocent animals just for taste

[@Joao-ur7ey]

@@oliverbrownmusic "Taste"... Meat are the most nutritional dense food on the planet. We've literally evolved eating it. Tool usage (technology development), hunt strategy, cooperation, the fatty cuts responsible for the growth of our brains, the cook, the ability to thrive in harsh environments where animals food and skin for clothing was the only option and etc... Meat is a essential human food. Good luck on your vegan "ethic" diet on the long term when you age super fast and slowly deteriorate your health from malnourishment as many other vegans before you.

[@chibeani]

This is the most passive agressive video to vegans ive ever seen Edit: I get its not passive aggressive , I wrote this comment when I was a child- y’all don’t need to comment abt it constantly 😭 thanks :P AND YES I KNOW ITS COMEDY, MY COMMENT WAS ALSO A JOKE, NO IDK WHO THIS GUY IS, HE WAS JUST IN MY RECOMMENDED -

[@kid_selfabsorbed]

But it is true, some vegans are this passive agressive

[@prettyfa]

This is sooooo true tho! Vegans can be real snobs and super annoying shoving their “healthy eating” down meat eaters throat!!!

[@Redneck_Technophile]

Uuh this isn’t passive aggressive, this is just plain old aggressive. Edit: and I’m not complaining either, this shits fucking funny

[@brokegymrat8354]

Chibi Potato vegan are aggressive aggressive in they videos

[@johnrobinson4445]

"passive"? Perhaps you need to look up that word. There was nothing passive in this. The term is "covertly aggressive". Passive aggressive means to obstruct somebody by NOT doing anything. Covertly means to be aggressive by doing something in the guise of not being aggressive.

[@MrsPaul]

What really pisses me off is when people try to make their pets be vegan. I've heard of people trying to give cats a vegetarian diet, despite the fact that cats are obligate carnivores, and cannot survive without meat. (There aren't any kinds of substitutes or whatever to feed them to compensate. It has to be real meat) If you want a vegan pet, get a rabbit, not a cat.

[@mikaels71]

Lmao funny how you're conserned about that but not for example the raping of cows, hypocrite much?

[@amysmosquito]

+Mikael S vegan cats die horrible prolonged deaths. raped cows make more cows! yay, more cows!

[@edf203]

+amysmosquito raping cows? hahahahaha where did that come from

[@iamtheweasle]

+Mikael S What ? Are you stupid?

[@jstosic2066]

+edf203 cows are raped over and over again so that they can produce milk. cows, like other species produce milk only when they're pregnant because milk is for their babies. however, if baby cows drank their mothers milk, that means humans wouldn't and guess what? no profit. so, they take the babies away from their mothers immediately after birth so that humans can drink it! not only is milk BAD for humans (causes cancer, do your research) but the babies are chained to tiny crates where they can't move or walk and are then sold for veal! yeah..... that's dairy for ya.

[@jakkrit6910]

i don't even know why this video show up in my recomendation. but i glad it did.

[@josephdouglas5242]

This video was pretty funny, but the true comedy was in the comments section. A perfect combination of self-righteous vegans, self-righteous omnivores, and a few trolls to keep things ignited makes for a good laugh.

[@veganbanana4687]

+Joseph Douglas true

[@RyeinGoddard]

+Joseph Douglas wow you live, you die, and Joseph just thinks everything is a joke. Cool story bro, but no one gives a shit because they just think you are a joke as well.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

+Joseph Douglas i just pull out the popcorn with vegan butter on top! lol!

[@Skillet98]

+Joseph Douglas I've honestly never seen a "self-righteous omnivore". I mean, I've seen the dudebro types who are like "ugh eating meat is the only way to get enough protein for them sweet gainz, bruh!", but I've never seen anyone "self-righteous" about NOT limiting their diet to plants...

[@Kavetrol]

+Joseph Douglas Don't forget carnivores.

[@hatedumb]

"Plants give us oxygen, why would you eat them?" LMFAO

[@angelperez7725]

hatedumb Most oxygen comes from the rain forest which gets chopped down for animal agriculture, which serverly damages the environment too. Also the animals you eat, eat more plants than us so you would be causing more damage to the environment either way.

[@Texas_Road_Warrior]

Angel Perez nope that's not right... the majority of our breathable air does in fact come from phytoplankton it's a tiny plant that lives near the surface of the ocean... not the rain forest... sorry if I broke you heart... also if I may add... rainforests are around the equator... the United States have no rain forest... I think it's quite funny how vegans want to get animals out of the equation all together... well the 3rd world country your proud vegetables, coffee, fruits etc come from... are harvested by people that use animals for manual labor... so you just go on being happy and spend more money doing absolutely nothing for your own cause... and have a wonderful day...

[@BatehamRadio]

Angel Perez You just contradicted yourself moron. "Also the animals you eat, eat more plants than us so you would be causing more damage to the environment" Wouldn't eating the animals, who eat plants, reduce the number of animals eating plants, thus helping the preservation of the plants? Butthurt vegan, stfu and go eat grass like the cow you are.

[@Texas_Road_Warrior]

daniel226 preach it! 😂 also the majority of our oxygen comes from tiny sea plants called phytoplankton... so maybe we should blame wales? 😂😂😂

[@aaronjenkinsson]

Angel Perez, actually in Brasil the rainforest are cut down to prodce soy. Yeah they use that land for animals too, but only after they totally destroyed the soil beacuse of the soyproducing...Who eats soy???? VEGANS (soy is actually poisionus)

[@whitneykugotsi9490]

"The world's a much safer place if we eat the animals that could eat us" Love this😂

[@user-gw5pq4vf8w]

so we have to eat lions and sharks rather than chickens cows 😂😂 i don't think they will eat us ahahah

[@dekira3545]

@@user-gw5pq4vf8w actually, research said that there are more deaths caused by cows than there are caused by sharks. even though cows seem harmless, people interact with them more often, thus making more accidents

[@joechesters7936]

@@dekira3545 cows can get mad, holstein friesian bulls are mad, so are limousin bulls, when we tb tested the other week a limousin bull went crazy and kicked the vet, braking 4 ribs

[@shawnpitman876]

@@user-gw5pq4vf8w And how many deaths by lion do you hear about per year? I bet not as many as you hear about death by hitting a deer, or a moose.

[@user-gw5pq4vf8w]

@@shawnpitman876 it was about "animal that could eat us" not animal that could kill us, i don't know if deers eat human being lol

[@darthcopper7341]

Had to come back to this gem cause of a coworker yesterday. She’s a vegetarian and happened to walking next to a butcher block that was cooking bacon to attract customers from the smell. Well she was making a gagging face so I decided to start saying it smells delicious it smells glorious! All the while she was screeching telling me to stop it! I was loving every moment of it!

[@eugspit]

I have no problem with people only eating vegetables. It's their life. I have a problem with people constantly insulting meat eaters, constantly acting as if they were superior, and spreading a stupid doctrine. Yes. Stupid. Because gluten is healthy for people who are not allergic. Because meat once or twice a week, fish, eggs etc are a very complete source of amino acids. Every people's metabolism is different, and that is what vegans don't understand.

[@eugspit]

How yes, and vegetarism>veganism for there is no sectarist stuff

[@quinnrsligo]

gluten has nothing to do with veganism, you absolute mong

[@eugspit]

ItsMeRuairi It's all the same : vegan, gluten free, lactose-free, it's a sect.

[@quinnrsligo]

You seem to be scared by the thought of questioning tradition. Veganism is a lifestyle against animal cruelty which involves a plant based diet. What is it that you don't understand?

[@eugspit]

ItsMeRuairi It is, but it is also something that does not fit everybody, and that a minority is trying to impose.

[@enenragaming3053]

If two vegans are arguing - Is it still called beef?

[@smol_chilli_pepper]

😂😂😂

[@ricardoabrego3185]

i think its called, beats'''''

[@novi493]

+1210Nique Very clever

[@JohnSmith-ty2he]

+The Mr Pwnz Having a Kale?

[@pennyjon4404]

hahahaha no!!!! they have a veggie to settle with you hahaha

[@BimmerWon]

Just because we can’t hear them scream doesn’t mean they’re not in pain.

[@Zamolxes77]

Are you referring to ethiopian children ?

[@ryanngungadin9871]

@@Zamolxes77 Nah you can definitely hear them scream..... once they get all the flies out of their mouth and eyes.

[@_shaazz.155_]

Animals scream when they are killed can't we see them

[@hunny8341]

If you really believed plants feel pain and cared about it, you should still be vegan. Guess what animals eat?

[@erikas.6790]

@@ryanngungadin9871 and once you come close enough

[@ult_4399]

生肉を握りしめるの辞めて？ 面白すぎて笑い死んじゃうよ🤣

[@xisumavoid]

I love it when hes just holding some raw meat in his hands :-D

[@jwidjajwidja2207]

fancy seeing u here

[@muzeack9700]

hungry children are not loving it.

[@aurelienlefebvre]

+xisumavoid fancy seeing you here indeed !

[@CubNole]

+Liam Jeremiah they are not watching KZbin either.

[@MIIVI006]

+xisumavoid I know it really made me giggle.

[@lukewarmwater6412]

" that's my food's food"....

[@lukewarmwater6412]

then next vid that played, I swear to god, was one of the completely opposing point of view ..I haven't laughed that much since I watched this!

[@AndragonLea]

And I don't appreciate you eating it!

[@adam88721]

This is from Ron Swanson

[@lottie1144]

“Plants are stuck in the soil against their will.” Bahaha hahahaa 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻😁😭😫😂☺️🤣🤣

[@mr.h7021]

Charløtte R 😂😂

[@StefanVeenstra]

Packed in a densely grown pot only to be pulled out with such violence. Then chopped up and cooked alive. Vegans are horrible people who don't care for floral rights and their feelings.

[@warbunny13203]

Stefan Veenstra damn, so well said and here i thought i was the only one to think on that line🤔🤔🤔🖒😁👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@sweetsourorange]

Lolhahahah

[@julienielsen3746]

Plants grow in poo. Ewwwwww.

[@richardherndon451]

I'm not against vegans. I'm against vegans that force their belief on others. I had a coworker who was vegan and I didn't know until the first time we had a catered lunch and she asked where the vegan option was. Not in a rude way, we had 4 or 6 different lunch options all packed in the same box just with the option check marked on the box.

[@nazarkozak2263]

"Thats my foods food, and i dont appreciate you eating that." xD

[@dontsuethespoofers5140]

Nazar Kozak Gas prices my mate

[@runbarryrun9815]

666 like

[@Copat87]

I love how casually they're just holding meat while talking 😂

[@Burn_Angel]

I love my meat the same I love my anime; raw. Nobody's gonna get that reference.

[@Copat87]

@@Maya-tx5xq My misteak.! Sorry my comment did not meat your expectations. I have no beef with you...

[@azhar4716]

@@Copat87 i salute you

[@esejsnake1503]

@@Copat87 :-D

[@Notha320]

@@Copat87 Fatality 🤣

[@darkmothersvessel7782]

"Plants make oxygen, why would you eat that?" I'm dead! 😂😂😂

[@jennyhorsburgh1078]

Raquel Whities I know it's a joke but meat eaters use more plants than vegans as it's fed to the animals you eat

[@pdjdjdjdjd5500]

Jenny Horsburgh Stop trying to justify this in every comment you fucking hipster

[@jennyhorsburgh1078]

pdjdjdj djd hipster? Lmao.

[@dylpickle0192]

Jenny Horsburgh By your logic then, we're doing you Vegans a favor by eating the animals that eat "your" plants. So technically we're helping the cause :)

[@UniqueBreakfastTaco]

"thats my foods food..."

[@Khomebaker]

I love doggo at the end.” I too am meat eater, chomp chomp”

[@praisehart7737]

"Plants give out oxygen why would you eat them" That broke me😂😂

[@Hastur876]

How can you tell if someone's a vegan? ... They never shut up about it.

[@TheStudioArchitect]

@@Hastur876 True bro. True.

[@dawndawn6604]

😂

[@MrAutodidactic]

Being a meat eater all my life, I knew that eating meat was the right thing to do. However this video awakened me to a more pure meat eater lifestyle. I now only eat meat that only ate meat. So I am now a Meatan.

[@pengiburger7102]

Yukioflyboy why chill down?! No one said anything to you.

[@shambolicrhetoric6143]

@@pengiburger7102 He could sense people getting triggered. LOL

[@ricenauv7188]

@@shambolicrhetoric6143 *He couldn't sense people getting the joke. LOL

[@shambolicrhetoric6143]

@@ricenauv7188 *He could sense people getting triggered. LOL

[@BasedAlaric]

C a r n i v o r e

[@brysonfrank6476]

Let’s talk about almond milk. Can you believe someone would have the audacity to go over to an almond and ruthlessly squeeze on it until it produced milk? It is a horrifying sight. Sickens me to think someone can do that.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

It's basically raping an almond. Disgusting.

[@brysonfrank6476]

John Doe, seriously, people that drink almond milk are disgusting.

[@homeslice2487]

Doesn't the almond plant use an insane amount of water to grow the almonds? Something like 150 gallons per plant per month or something. Not sure though.

[@bustedaxleoffroad9408]

Hey if i drink regular milk ill shit my self. ..i just want to eat cereal like normal people lol

[@Abadayos]

Almond milk is basically nut juice...think about that for a minute

[@abc2abc2abc]

この謎のスピリチュアル臭い鉢巻きとか、非常に芸術点が高い。なぜ「あの手の連中」は、「こういうの」を好むのだろうね？　服装を見ただけですぐ思想まで分かる、あの感じ。特に女性。

[@Turbotot]

I'm a vegan but I don't understand most other vegans because they get so salty about anything to do with meat eating. When I see a joke about vegans and I usually always crack up. I don't understand why people are so offended by stuff like this

[@andreaanonymous5474]

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[@believeinfairys2188]

Turbotot Same

[@appmicro]

In my opinion, vegans are right but wrong, animal cruelty is bad and we shouldn't encourage it, but we encourage it by eating animals. But it's natural, we are animals, we need to eat meat, it is healthy for us to eat meat. Other animals eat other animals. Humans are just on top of the food chain. Yes we should preserve the world but veganism is one of those things like feminism where the majority aren't going to jump on board. Change my mind.

[@vincentoconnor5640]

It's offensive because it's a generalization of all vegans. Just like meat eaters get offended by being generalized by vegans. See I just generalized meat eaters, saying that they all get offended by being generalized by vegans. As long as we don't generalize all people in a certain group or religion, no one will probably get offended. I didn't personally get offended by the video, but that doesn't mean that the next person won't. We are all different, and you'll probably never understand the way other people react. We have all had our own experiences, and struggles. Until you get put in someone else's shoes, you will never understand "most other vegans", or most other people in general.

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

You. I like you. Never thought I’d like a vegan before (no offense). 🖤

[@Galimeer5]

I showed this to my _vegetarian_ girlfriend. She's not talking to me now 😅

[@s.g.3898]

Betting it was worth it though lol

[@bobbobber4810]

Just a symptom of being overly alkaline

[@redcabbageVic]

Galimeer5 , tell her to grow up

[@dan-5678]

Bob Bobber read thdis as he said it XD

[@fuzzyscarfandmittens4772]

So you're saying this was a *good* thing then?

[@kristinadk]

" stuck in the soil, against their will" 😂

[@omarnaitlho1850]

1k like no comment wtf

[@kristinadk]

@@omarnaitlho1850 🤣...yeah that's pretty f'ed up...

[@bladestaff1987]

F

[@TheRandomGuyTheFarNoGameCat]

I used to be vegetarian, I got fat and depressed. Now I'm a Carnivore and I'm happy and healthy.

[@user-ww4oh3lt9u]

This guy is making some *beef* with the vegans

[@lowkeyahoe5775]

Leah Swift If two vegans fight do they have *beef* ?

[@hello-nd1lx]

Hahahhahahahahhahaha

[@JesseBJames]

Leah Swift pinned

[@lowkeyahoe5775]

neotic LMAO yeah

[@lowkeyahoe5775]

Kuningas Hemuli wow LMAO thanks for clearing that up for me

[@smilelovecookie]

I lost it when you kicked that chair and she fell down, so unexpected, so funny

[@zeroinfinity5864]

Same

[@BrainStirmKZ]

She tossed that salad, allright... :D :D :D

[@desireer6915]

im dying😂😂😂

[@jayhawk9215]

Meee too! I could not stop laughing!😂

[@wcaz]

I'm level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything with a shadow.

[@MusicLover333]

😂

[@mccoyrachel86]

Me too! The other day I had some oxygen mixed with some ozone and nitrogen oxide from the most perfect lightening storm...... Delicious

[@ChefRafi]

So you can eat meat in the dark!

[@YmohTheFrog]

+Dipz top kek

[@kayleehaynes2122]

I'm a level 78 I only eat air

[@rmnds]

OMG, the best thing I've seen on KZbin all year!

[@thegreatest1176]

Vegan is an ancient word in the African language that translates to bad hunter

[@thomasraahauge5231]

🤪🤪🤪

[@MrPiksovs]

meat good vegan bad haha

[@brent9359]

heck no gringo yes

[@captaincrook1582]

Actually, 'Vegan' is Old English for 'Wiccan' (Witchcraft) and the debilitating effect on the human body thereof to 'Weaken' (i.e. 'destroy the immune system').

[@MrPiksovs]

@@captaincrook1582 yeah thats a reach sorry

[@dinamirm.9290]

Thats why i dont eat. I use the sunstances and minerals in the air

[@generaltech512]

You could try the American diet of only ice cream, doughnuts and coca cola 😂

[@_____2219]

Ice cream and donuts have dairy products in it.

[@martinhernandez2065]

You're eating my foods food food. I don't appreciate that

[@soggynuggets1332]

What's more is that this joke is actually stupidly true, some people still believe you don't need to eat to live.

[@businesscontact854]

@@soggynuggets1332 well.... you don't need to eat food to actually survive You can get required nutrients passed into your bloodstream Some people have medical conditions that stops them from eating

[@melindaengstrom8910]

I am a vegan and I nearly laughed my guts out because this is spot on. That is why I don’t associate with other vegans ; )

[@janieswanson2549]

You use animal products. You're not vegan. No need to make things up.

[@connordrake5713]

And yes, especially the Vegan teacher. That woman even fight with Gordon Ramsay. 🙄 You can eat what you want and we shouldn't force everyone to eat only meat or only vegetables. Life is too short and we should be grateful we eat food more than thrice a day. :-)

[@anggaprakasa291]

Nah mam you are not vegan, you just vegetarian. Dont put yourself so low.

[@benwiarda23]

I'm not like other girls

[@noxinabox3506]

Yet you still felt the need to inform us all that you are, indeed, a vegan. 👏

[@AdrianIsaacs]

I don't care if anyone's a vegan. By all means, be you and do you. But I still can't help but come back to this video every now and then for good entertainment.

[@PeacefulPastel]

Overly dramatic/ rude vegans do this kind of shit. All of the other vegans I have ever met were very considerate, compassionate, and down to earth.

[@Kenz3]

It just joke chill bro

[@roothik]

Partypooper.

[@yerushalaimnehereset]

+Monica Ganja Never met a vegan like that. 100% of vegans I've met were annoying and whiny bitches.

[@calvinstulip]

+Monica Ganja What's the vegan equivalent of a NAWALT? That's you.

[@dragonhartcg7406]

+Monica Ganja Riiiiight...

[@skink0083]

One of the golden rules of Rush "Demonstrate absurdity by being absurd." This is an excellent example of that in action!

[@jedimastayoda112]

This is extremely funny but Vegans demonstrate their own absurdity just fine. Every argument in the video is a vegan copy/pasta.

[@TG-ge1oh]

@@jedimastayoda112 Granted, the heightened exaggeration that characterizes sarcasm is kinda missing here, given vegans say these exact same things... still, damn funny role-reversal humor.

[@farid6072]

Except veganism is not absurdity, but for a better future for our children, planet, and animals.

[@TG-ge1oh]

@@farid6072 Nope. That's just propaganda.

[@skink0083]

@@farid6072 Keep telling yourself that and maybe one day it just may come true.