If Mom Finds Out What I've done, I'm Dead

[@allouttaideas113]

“She rebuilt the poop!” My most favorite quote of all time

[@captainmemes169]

Same

[@ApexHyperion]

Yeah

[@mr.potato2223]

Wait Do I know you? From the pub?

[@allouttaideas113]

@@mr.potato2223 AYY

[@mr.potato2223]

@@allouttaideas113 AYY you drank a river Your secret is safe with me

[@dovahkendov2816]

Captainsauce with the poke move: "ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

[@ryzenn9693]

Yes

[@Blazing_A]

I always laugh at that scene in Naruto.

[@mithiwithi]

Kancho has been a thing in Japan long before Naruto.

[@thedrawingartist2428]

Noooo I was going to say this😅😂

[@commandofroggy6948]

It was from kakashi right?

[@kristofermar9539]

i just love that the mother always knows where he is gonna hide almost like this has happened multiple times throughout many years

[@castleninjafire]

Naw man, she has test xray vision

[@strucktwice6067]

Avengers who? XD

[@shadowkid570]

@@castleninjafire no bruh it’s Mum senses

[@sussybaka1095]

And honestly, it's kinda wholesome in a way

[@jeremyverbrugge5518]

Its the power of the mom gods that she uses

[@kritter9447]

"A THOUSHED YEARS OF DEATH" quote Kakashi

[@cadon_slayer4285]

Naruto cringe lord

[@chadicussupremus5182]

@@cadon_slayer4285 bruh you really had to

[@ndip9664]

@cadon_slayer so you have chosen death

[@z0mkng811]

@@cadon_slayer4285 let Me go get my note book real quick...

[@Anemic_squidd]

ITACHI I THOUGH YOU HAD DIED

[@randybaggs5416]

Captansause:”she can’t rebuild the poop right” 5 Sec’s later “SHE REBUILT THE POOP”

[@onechaoticfella]

I AM GOING TO SCREAM!

[@Luci_Diavol]

Yes, I too watched the first seconds

[@vortex19x07]

@@Luci_Diavol unoriginal commentators man...

[@tim413reaper]

what? you never knew she was bob the builder all along?(let's be honest, she probably stone doctor strange's necklace)

[@tim413reaper]

@Ball Cat Doodles i mean captain sauce did say "you can't rebuild the poop.....can you..?hopefully...NO..." soooo

[@Flip-Floptop]

"She can't rebuild the poop" * rebuilds it * CSI theme starts playing

[@monchis4460ja]

Csi Miami starts playing

[@sphinx4647]

@Prince Cumal Stop

[@calebbergendahl6052]

твой кгб

[@企鹅120]

Lol

[@monchis4460ja]

Yeet the child out the window and onto the trampoline and into the neighbors pool

[@laxdub207]

I never thought that I'd see the day that cap explains what a thousand years of death is

[@WHATWEKNEWWILLBECOMEKNOWNAGAIN]

So what is the thing called?

[@shadow_catiki6558]

Captain sauce has learned a new jutsu: 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!

[@jaysondavis9693]

Ah, the classic reverse bag tag

[@Fallout42069e]

This man should be a teacher for every school district so we all can just watch him play tabs while blumkin punches people in the taint

[@TransPrinceMaxx]

You want a sexual person teaching children what's wrong with you

[@ratkingbob9404]

l

[@janmike9146]

"I wasn't told that there be numbers in my math quiz" Captainsauce 2021

[@eeveescoutpokemon5035]

🤦🏻‍♀️ how!?

[@kylerucinski9171]

Bruh it’s math there gonna be numbers 😂

[@kylerucinski9171]

@ganger beaster what math class are u in 😂

[@kylerucinski9171]

@ganger beaster wdym like simply math

[@wesleymays1931]

Or that they would ask about previous world events on the history exam Or that spelling would matter for the English essay Also Captainsauce 2021

[@e_ly2137]

"We took off the protection" me, the mind of an 11 year old: *blurts out laughing louder then a californian nightclub*

[@randomchris5358]

Maybe the strangers in your house are friends or family (he just calling them strangers that's funny)

[@maleeqreid494]

U mean hobo

[@cryptid4351]

“You’re going through puberty” Freckles: ;-;

[@kylerucinski9171]

Don’t get it

[@cryptid4351]

@@kylerucinski9171 Because he thought they were pimples I think

[@sooootruuue]

Memento mori my friend

[@kylerucinski9171]

@@cryptid4351 idk

[@Oh_No_1]

@@sooootruuue and @Cryptid Memento Mori Unus Annus

[@Sibuna19]

1:51 Secret Leaf Tiajutsu: Thousand Years of Death!

[@khiemtran9390]

Yes.

[@dragnas_arrendor7804]

I knew someone would say it

[@COMRADE_chad_broski]

YES THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT OF

[@acaciamarshall5114]

My favorite thing about this is that the kid’s shirt says “Baka”, which means “idiot” or “stupid” and he failed the test.

[@CrispyFwy]

No it’s sussy baka

[@TheOfficialHattyHattington]

@@CrispyFwy no, their right. I AM THE PROTECTER OF WHOOSH

[@CrispyFwy]

@@TheOfficialHattyHattington it is a joke so you are the one getting wooshed

[@CrispyFwy]

@The Official Hatty Hattington not answering are you mad the “PROTECTER OF WHOOSH” got whooshed. That is the dumbest thing I’ve heard

[@TheOfficialHattyHattington]

@@CrispyFwy the Protecter of WHOOSH saves others from getting whooshed. Also, I didn't even know you replied.

[@drcubeface]

you know that woman is serious when she reaches into a fish and rebuilds the paper now that's dedication

[@michaelb.3006]

Captain sauce: “astronaut helmet” Me: “ITS CLEARLY A BEE KEEPERS HELMET!”

[@BLACKBLACK-qz8md]

Well it looks like an among us helmet Righ-t?

[@michaelb.3006]

@@BLACKBLACK-qz8md how in the hell does a bee keepers helmet look like an among us helmet!?

[@BLACKBLACK-qz8md]

@@michaelb.3006 hmmmmmmmm lokk at it again welll the upper part looks like it

[@michaelb.3006]

@@BLACKBLACK-qz8md I still don’t see it.

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

@@michaelb.3006 it looks like an astronaut’s visor.

[@everydayjokes2321]

Joke of the day: How do you get a one armed doofus out of a tree? *wave to him.*

[@everydayjokes2321]

@Sam Squatch feel like you're thinking too much about a dumb joke

[@finnrosen7331]

What if he grows a other limb

[@afluffyfox6802]

@@finnrosen7331 now I have that mental image

[@afluffyfox6802]

@@finnrosen7331 thanks

[@everydayjokes2321]

@@afluffyfox6802 lol

[@GhostHelwig]

I’m so glad that you returned to this. I loved it, and I want to see the ending. This was hilarious.

[@michaelzhang9806]

If mom finds the sock, I’m dead.

[@bobbybomster4864]

The sequel

[@bobberman4641]

No, not the poop sock. You stay away from that, mother

[@ilovecod9235]

Hot her with it

[@mr.potato2223]

@@ilovecod9235 it wouldn't just slide off It would bend

[@breadboy8024]

R/cursedcomments

[@NinjaGam3r080]

Gym Teacher : Gym Teacher George Replacement : Best Friend Red Hobo : Hobo Mike Yellow Hobo : Hobo Jerry Mom : Mom Dad : Dad Grandpa : Grandpa Grandma : Grandma Brother : Brother There Now u don't need anyone else to say who they are.

[@jackson29211]

That sounds like the 1000 years of death move from Naruto

[@jeffersonskrabanek9263]

Thats what it is that's where they got it from this was a common prank among people before Naruto😂😂

[@AllainnaTheOutlier]

Sauce is common ninja

[@drakenclough8416]

because it is and im dieing over here because of that

[@sahajchin7960]

LOL i know right

[@calebross6866]

@@sahajchin7960 fact

[@benstajan5499]

Captainsauce: "GRANDMA'S ON MY SIDE"

[@LowkeyyVyrxl]

ShEs NoT GoNnA rEbUiLd ThE pOoP sHe ReBuIlT tHe PoOp

[@lotus619]

I just noticed the kids shirt says “Baka” on it. Very fitting.

[@lukrcv]

Baka Do you mean ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤbaka mitai

[@bucket017]

A sussy right next to the Baka would be extremely fitting, EXTREMELY FITTING.

[@ericfoley7081]

He's a sussy baka

[@parnakshishikyan1848]

I just noticed that too!

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I can’t escape amogus

[@lordtarkus3444]

I misread it and i saw "If Mom Finds Out what I've done, I'm Dad"

[@lukephillips8888]

why is "how do they expect me to learn trigonometry when I have no self preservation." a mood

[@davederoy3628]

If I haven’t seen something So funny in 2021 I would’ve been depressed but nope

[@JudeDude1]

Ummm ok?

[@khiemtran9390]

Uhhhh... you okay???

[@kylerucinski9171]

What r u talking about?

[@kevinthesamurai4668]

“YAAAA 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!!!” Kakashi

[@michaelcosentino9006]

I really thought this was Hidden my Game by Mom 4. Also Cap the game came out but it’s not it’s own game. You have to get the first one and select which game you would like to play. Like so Cap can see.

[@M1NUSK4RM4]

"If arm is rotten, you cut arm off, If head is rotten, you cut head off, but if heart is rotten, cut off ego."

[@AxeManWolf25]

"I toad-a-so!!" Cap is a confirmed TPB fan and I love it lol

[@beang7021]

i love how the kid has a test every day

[@zaxklaes4287]

I love how cap explained what cancho is

[@DontUseUrToilet]

@@zaxklaes4287 🙏 Alright it’s time

[@kerricrazehelps2132]

Grandma loves you! Grandma:" No yelling at MY grandson!" XD

[@juliat9379]

The cap may call it "kancho" but we weebs call it "A THOUSHED YEARS OF DEATH"

[@ombaaa]

"She rebuilt the poop, I am going to scream" captainsauce 2021

[@itz_the_nexus9934]

Hm hm 2021

[@hesterkasten5414]

It is 2021

[@hungtheheroluu]

*2021 intensifies*

[@jackylee6667]

2021

[@thevicioustiger7435]

It will be a good year for the sauce

[@UltraHamster659]

2:12 He's blushing so hard right now

[@tarahstroud4500]

Capt.sauce:His clothes evaporated that's weird. Cant stop laughing

[@megscupcake]

She'll never build the poop 5 seconds later she has the test in hand 🤣

[@thefrostbittengreed17]

“Why do my parents have a statue devoted to Danny Devito?” The answer is religion.

[@door.4975]

Correct

[@edisonlee9571]

You called it a kansho we call it 1000 years of death

[@censingstream6072]

I have commented this before how has this kid failed so many tests

[@Xellion496]

have you ever been to the vegatable aisle some kids come from there for free and the mother is a possible cheapskate

[@kylerucinski9171]

@@Xellion496 what how does that answer this question

[@Xellion496]

@@kylerucinski9171 the term vegatble can also be used as an insult to call someone mentally stupid or mentally slow

[@CJ_1406]

Plot twist: Mom has a superpower that lets her track a test.

[@mr.context3872]

When you canjo the gay kid: “Jokes on you I’m into that sh#t!”

[@demonzrising2545]

You when you realize a thousand years of reflecting off to you

[@sherrychannel6766]

Yeah I know what it is my cousin found it through naruto and did it to me

[@sherrychannel6766]

@Keegsh ok

[@goatgang6461]

@Keegsh did you watch the video?

[@luischaboii8990]

#t better be trending lmao

[@zuomingfeng8129]

Him explaining what a "kancho" is had me rolling

[@michaelb.3006]

I like how it says “fool” in Japanese on the kids shirt

[@smokey64.]

Baka means idiot

[@michaelb.3006]

@@smokey64. actually it means both depending on the context. I know this because several of my friends ether A: are Japanese or B: have learned Japanese from watching a shit fuck ton of anime. So technically you are right but I am also right.

[@Bixen_Bings]

@@michaelb.3006 send them a video about filthy Frank and how he hate weaboos

[@michaelb.3006]

@@Bixen_Bings tbh even if I did that it wouldn’t effect them negatively (or at all) they would just not care about it and go on with there day.

[@Flitzneb]

Cap:I am going to scream Me excepting him to scream

[@leigh-annesullivan1430]

Or his brothers

[@leigh-annesullivan1430]

Oops wrong comment

[@muncherOfSweetButter]

Me: theres 2 comments, can i see them? KZbin: No

[@captainmemes169]

Lol

[@Luci_Diavol]

Okay, you see those weird lines above the comments that are supposed to look like gradient levers for some reason? Touch that, and select "newest first"

[@BIoxby]

@@Luci_Diavol *w h a t*

[@kylerucinski9171]

@@awesomecoolmanepic996 what joke

[@quintonevans8272]

Yes

[@Zay.ZZZ420]

Cap I just wanna say thank you. your videos help when I have bad days. My girlfriend just broke up with me and your videos really helped me.

[@tthemmefatale]

It's been 2 years but i saw this randomly looking through comments and i hope you've been better these past couple years :)

[@competent5761]

Haven't watched, but I bet he says "Don't take that out of context!" At some point.

[@hungtheheroluu]

"Don't take that out of context!" is such a CaptainSauce thing to say because he makes a lot of jokes and humorous commentary while playing games. He always makes me laugh.

[@competent5761]

He didn't, and I'm both impressed and surprised.

[@kylerucinski9171]

@@competent5761 he doesn’t say it every video

[@quintonevans8272]

Of course he says dont take it out of context

[@vernstern6364]

Bro reformed the poop

[@susansusan1727]

Intrigued with different formats of games, I am loving it 🖤

[@Vietc0ng]

no one: the mom when you do a genius idea: DID I HEAR SOMEONE BEING CLEVER "200 iq launching"

[@Devonn_the_Legend]

Lol the beginning and also I played this before, it’s fun

[@jacksonlordship3462]

Yeah I beat it

[@kylerucinski9171]

@Matthew Ramon u have to buy it

[@Devonn_the_Legend]

@@kylerucinski9171 I didn’t buy it

[@Devonn_the_Legend]

@Matthew Ramon and I forgot how exactly how I got it

[@Mojojojo9001]

kid: doesn’t even know numbers (as sauce says) also kid: *chains an entire closet to hide his test*

[@tlm_gaming]

i love this channel and i wish i could play with him DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT

[@bobberman4641]

“...that...” -The Little Marshmallow

[@kylerucinski9171]

@@bobberman4641 what

[@kylerucinski9171]

That what she said

[@tlm_gaming]

@@kylerucinski9171 bobberman took THAT out of context

[@kylerucinski9171]

@@tlm_gaming who

[@matthewboire6843]

Cap has the best stories to tell it seems

[@jctext_story9262]

Naruto fans be like: SECRET ART A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!

[@braydenmorris1118]

Yes

[@miccool9ice363]

As soon as I saw that I actually laughed that same sentence out

[@averyfulgencio9265]

Yes

[@keithturnbull5625]

She rebuilt the poop lol 😂😂😂

[@_lewellyn.]

**Nintando swotch** -Captain Sauce 2021

[@genesismonkey9050]

not even a question, YES CONTINUE IT PLEASE!!

[@michaelb.3006]

Captain sauce: “ps4” Me: “ITS CLEALY AN XBOX ONE X”

[@smokey64.]

Why do you care sm

[@michaelb.3006]

@@smokey64. you... do know what a joke is right? Your not actually a total dumb ass?

[@shuvelstone1331]

"Straight from the teachings of kakashi sensei, special move! 1,000 years of death! 2:00

[@maggieking1420]

1:59 in weeb talk we call that one thousand years of death

[@The_one_the_only_pack_of_milk]

I just love that captainsauce sees the two random dudes (the one with white hair and the one with a yellow t shirt) as hobos and not as friends

[@sparrowflyaway]

I like how the kid's shirt literally says he's stupid in Japanese, and meanwhile Cap over here is trying to excuse the bad test XD

[@PeacefulWasteland]

me: trying to figure out what the hell is going on. cap: what the hell is going on? me: i feel u cap i feel u.

[@blepkid6052]

it's weird how nobody is talking about the fact that the kid's shirt says "moron" in Japanese.

[@twobin5435]

Or idiot or fool or anything that means not smart.

[@kaosdancer3320]

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice this lmfao

[@ApexHyperion]

I saw that too

[@saifmohamed2967]

He is though, he fails every test he gets

[@johnwick2570]

Well of course, the literal game is about hiding a child/your test which you got a 0 at so yeah that is pretty noticeable

[@gregh7432]

"Failure seeking bloodhound" - Captainsauce 2021

[@crazyrat1487]

Day 8 of asking CaptainSauce to play my faction in tabs called “Halfling People “

[@ashketchup8615]

i really don't get why people do this he has litteraly said it a lot that he is never going to do peoples requests when they nag him like this

[@hughmann8824]

I read day 8 as day B

[@calebtorres9714]

Crazy Rat148 excuse me their called "THE SHIRE"

[@FlanylShirtman]

Doesn't he usually take the TABS recommendations from Twitter? If you absolutely have to post on KZbin, how about on a TABS video. That would make more sense.

[@quintonevans8272]

Try gus Twitter he takes some recommendations from that

[@TiffanySL1989]

I love his comments throughout the video

[@HunterXGamer838]

Grandpa's "pee pillow" since he is old he needs the pillow to cushion his knees from the hard floor

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

I think the hobos might be your friends from school. The delinquent ones that are a terrible influence on you but somehow your parents still love having them over.

[@Vonwra]

Lol the title is what we all thought when we crashed our mothers car

[@E.Cheese]

I once did.

[@kylerucinski9171]

Who crashed there mom car 😂

[@matthewgraham8373]

It’s fun to come back to these

[@jaysondavis9693]

“I am going to scream” Yes, yes you will Also that kid’s shirt says fool

[@rickwilson6687]

Mom has X-ray vision but yet can't see something that's in plain sight

[@noahtheboa948]

video number 4 of me asking for you to play my campaign "KILL SNUFFY" in the workshop in tabs

[@laylajanssen3798]

Grandma's such a good bean - Cap 2021 i love it!!

[@tagffy1016]

Omg, I always laugh at Cap's videos!!🤣

[@crazydiabetic8766]

1:48 show that to your parents

[@Deztroyer3k]

hi

[@josiasiglesias3416]

Hello

[@avaniariana7996]

Hi

[@kazaki87]

Hi ur 1st

[@Deztroyer3k]

1st pog

[@supercool5454]

Grats on first

[@PazuzuDeamon4horsemen]

Those guys ain't his brothers. They're his friends. 18:17

[@misamisoART]

Grandma gang

[@gavriel-raymaldonado355]

HOW LONG. HAVE I MISSED YOU SINCE WHEN WAS IT 2 MILLION SUBS

[@darthshredder1221]

*CaptainSauce: we now have a PlayStation 4 *Wii: am I a joke to you?

[@venomsnek1857]

I see mrs sauce has found baby sauces sauce collection of sauce Also FiRsT

[@goatgang6461]

This doesn't make sense

[@venomsnek1857]

@@goatgang6461 yea it does Mrs sauce or caps mom found his lewd sauce (sauce means porn) and since hes been caught with it multiple times he has a collection of sauce

[@hghplndrftr7646]

I was confused what a canjo was until the explanation... man that brings me back to naruto

[@killerderp8987]

the anger of feesh cannot be contained, he will have his revenge.

[@boltthunder2061]

Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: A THOUSHED YEARS OF DEATH

[@djtabor]

Congrats on 35th most trending for gaming Cap!

[@superd2234]

13:05 Doraemon reference 😂

[@kingcash955]

THATS A BOW

[@howdoichangemyprofilepictu5359]

I laughed my ass off when capt was exposing the can cho

[@RealGoogOogGaming]

Captinsauce, I do believe you're speaking of the sacred jutsu, the thousand years of death.

[@levzander]

I TAKE IT BACK THEY ARE YOUR FRINDS

[@gavinvanslyke674]

The replacement is you cousin and the hobos are the dads brothers

[@anamariaapostol]

That makes sense

[@blazedark_official]

2:04 thousand years of death jutsu

[@Charlthe1]

Poor dad, he just wanted to purify the baby.