If Newborns Could Talk

[@erinhoeppner5114]

“I guess I’ll give them a smile but I’ll stop as soon as they try and record it” too accurate! 😂😂

[@ravimediatube]

scrolled and saw this in the exact moment he said it..and I needed to share that with you 😂 for some reason

[@hometowngirlncurls5669]

That's my daughter right now!!! I swear her smile lasts for 1 second 😂

[@PandyDaize]

Not a newborn but a toddler. My little cousin is the opposite of photogenic, just like this entire family. I couldn't catch him smiling on camera, he'd deadpan and look away constantly, just like my younger brother. In fact, he was very clingy and couldn't be separate from his parents, so he didn't smile often. To remedy this, try tickling him or letting him tickle you, show him magic tricks, say funny words (like poop). It would probably get babies to smile on your command as well!

[@jacquelynroe9036]

This continues into the toddler years. They’re doing or saying something cute and it stops or they refuse to do it the minute you pull out the camera.

[@nishienish26]

“I’m acting tired but I don’t plan on sleeping” mwahaha- SO ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂

[@ravimediatube]

scrolled and saw this in the exact moment he said it..and I needed to share that with you 😂 for some reason

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

They'd say, "If you cut that, I'll sue your ass!"

[@vickicravener7529]

Right?!?! Total truth! My grandson acts all tired, sleeps 5 or 10 min, long enough that you think yes he is finally out. Then screams his head off to pull you back into reality lol.

[@ehismichael6917]

​@@vickicravener7529they are all the same. I am dad since 11 days ago

[@lauraa9007]

Spitting out the pacifier then yelling to put it back in is perfectly accurate!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@toryhyde9306]

You know Trey is secretly loving being a dad!

[@ckchang-wg2lw]

hi

[@mmc9828]

Did they have their baby?

[@robertwaked8903]

​@mmc yup I believe about a month ago

[@jaymesigler6402]

​@@robertwaked8903 Whaaaat?

[@willowbrooks]

Why secretly?.

[@johnherpin5530]

I just really appreciate treys ability to be hilarious and clean.

[@noahtowery3123]

Yeess!!

[@leslienicolesdiary]

fax

[@jck6920]

Me too. Thanks, Trey!

[@itsmarieg5816]

Yes this is why I watch his videos 🎉🎉🎉

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

They'd say, "If you cut that, I'll sue your ass!"

[@LEE-kq9tq]

Don't forget the "Oh they're changing me... now would be a GREAT time to pee and have explosive poop."

[@overcomingthat2728]

Yessss. I remember when my baby was first born it was three in the morning I was exhausted from him waking me up every other hour. (He had a dairy and soy allergy I didnt know about yet.) I'm only half awake changing his diaper in the dark when suddenly my leg is getting wet. I'm PURE confusion till I realize and I'm like fine let him finish the job. He does I finish changing him then I try to wake up my loving husband and tell him he just peed all over me and the floor. My husband only 1/8th awake asked, "you want me to help you?" My sarcasm came in hot and I replied "nope just waking you up at three in the morning to let you know your son peed everywhere

[@Mama_Bear524]

“Sarcasm came in hot” 😂 I felt that

[@BackyardRebel]

@@overcomingthat2728 🤣

[@Nomen.Monniker]

There's some sort of weird decompression that happens the moment the diaper is undone. At that point the volume of poo that can exit the baby may exceed the volume of the entire baby. How can an seven pound baby pass two pints of poo? In less than ten seconds? We have had the baby overflow TWO diapers during ONE changing session. I'm beginning to wonder if the baby may be a portal into another dimension, and some sadistic alien is directing all their offspring's poo to exit their dimension, and enter ours, through our baby.

[@snakewarlock5291]

​@@Nomen.Monniker Damn thats disgusting, i hope i will never have kids

[@zipporahpayten]

“Somebody! It’s been three hours are you ever gonna feed me again!?” 😂 this is how my siblings act right now and they are In middle school 🤣🤣🤣

[@kendallspear9912]

same 😂

[@victoriamyst4742]

😂😂😂👍🏻

[@anatoliagolden-hall4553]

I just got a kick out of Trey lying around various places, as a real newborn would 😂. Cannot wait to see toddler years!

[@bethany_DIY]

Just had my baby a week ago and can confirm this is 100% accurate 😂

[@angieponders3844]

Yay, Mom!

[@brooklyngrace1008]

yay!! what’s baby’s name?! ❤

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

If babies could speak they'd yell, "HEY! If you cut that off, I'll sue your ass!" cause you know, no sane person would want their healthy body harmed.

[@amieparham7657]

Congratulations!!! I hope it is going well, and if it's not, just remember, this isn't forever, and it will get better!!!

[@lemonshobbies]

Congratulations! I hope your baby is super healthy and everything is going wonderfully.

[@MG-xr9dt]

“Better get some shut eye so I can stay up all night and scream” WHYYYY YOU GOTTA BE SO ACCURATE 😭

[@Nwakaego_]

This is the comment I was looking for. Sooo accurate!🤣😂

[@lucidfangirl1030]

Like cats

[@DeIicateFynn]

I liked that part too...

[@StephanieJeanne]

"Hello child protective services?..." 😂 I liked the smiling until the camera was pulled out. 🙌

[@melindarankin7184]

I almost peed myself watching it. As a new mom this was absolutely so true and I needed that thank you so much

[@TeaPourSixFour]

Congratulations mama

[@SarahYau84]

Also forgot the "I'm just closing my eyes so they think I'm asleep, but as soon as they put me back in the cot I'm going to scream..... And I will continue doing this till I get bored"

[@crzycolchris]

Actually trey forgot to mention how's babies will scream and cry because they're tired ... I was like just close your eyes that's the first step 😂😂

[@poppylove3673]

Absolutely hilarious! 😂 Totally nailed being a baby! ❤👍🏽

[@ravimediatube]

im a newborn and this is exactly what i would say if i could talk

[@user-eg1xw6rj3k]

Your typing skills are impressive. 😄

[@TeaPourSixFour]

😂

[@cbpd89]

"my dad's trying to suck my brains out through my nose" ☠️ I've never met a baby who could tolerate the booger sucker!!

[@VampireSexGoddess]

I had no idea what he was talking about, thanks for clarifying.

[@annebruecks7381]

We called it 'Mr. Thirsty' when my sister was little 😂🤢😃

[@ironsnowflake1076]

The learning how to roll over the one MOMENT you leave them on a high place......why Lord???

[@WVgrl59]

As a first-time Grandma (@64), taking care of her grandbaby 3 days a week, and taking care of any baby for the first time in 32 years...this is exactly it. 😂❤

[@yourfavouritegirl90]

Congratulations! I feel like you’re gonna be the best grandma ever💜

[@lindsayb1329]

😂😂😂 Can't wait for the toddler videos lol

[@mxgirl918]

This is pretty much exactly how my mom described me as a newborn and I haven't even shown this to her. Babies are generally the same everywhere: eat, sleep, poop and find the worst possible moments to cry/scream. 😂

[@okenforty]

“Stop staring at me, it’s rude.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bilal_Aslam_]

They would take one look at the world and say “Put me back in the dark”

[@mbyrd6713]

Yassss, that 3 pm nap so the baby can work 3rd shift and stay up all night 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xtinabaaae1848]

"PUT IT BACK IIIIIIIN!!" had me howlin! XD

[@Tweek_reallylovesCraig]

“MOM! I JUST POOPED OUT MY STOMACH AGAIN” Had me💀🤚🏻

[@sarah-phillips]

Does this mean baby Kennedy is here? Congratulations! Or, well, congratulations in advance. Mom of three here. This is all accurate. The first one especially. Every dang time.

[@lizzygrace6322]

He talks all about it on his podcast Correct Opinions 😄❤

[@leylamontenegro126]

Popping out the pacifier and screaming "PUT IT BACK IN!" is the truest thing ever 😂

[@evirgil84]

Trey’s facial expressions have always impressed me but they’re extra good here!

[@batman630]

Bro I literally just had my son 8 days ago, this made my day 😂😭

[@dawnmartinez5344]

The way he wasn’t making eye contact 😂😂 Best part 👏🏼

[@luminyam6145]

Well he certainly understands newborns, god I love Trey.🤣🥰

[@tiffanylucas951]

A big baby...with a beard already. And he's already talking quite well! 😂 Loved every second of this.

[@TeaPourSixFour]

Creative 😅

[@PamelaWarren56]

I love that you’re taking your new experiences and turning it into entertainment for us ;)

[@sandlyalteon8246]

I’ve never laughed so hard 😂 He nailed it!

[@vickicravener7529]

We just had a new grandson in Feb and this is the most accurate video of a newborn that I have ever seen! It's been a few years since his brother was born and how soon you forget lol.

[@pamelamckoy7618]

such a lot of truth here! amazing how you think you are running your own lives and then your BOSS arrives.....

[@mchllwoods]

This is the modern version of Look Who's Talking. 😂❤😂❤ If Kristie Alley, John Travolta and Bruce Willis could see this, they would be so proud. RIP Kristie Alley

[@imasa___]

"Avoided jaundice" "PUT IT BACK IN!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChonkyCats]

Baby Trey is so cute LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahc1124]

Is anyone ever going to feed me again?! 😂

[@DoubleA-ou7pj]

My favorite part 😂😂😂

[@Latterdaysaintcrunchymom]

“This guy doesn’t know what he’s doing” heads flying around lol

[@reinab9843]

12 weeks today! Thanks for illustrating my future in November! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kelseym.7216]

Congratulations ❤

[@dharmadharma3960]

Dear God what are you doing... go sleep!!! Now!!! 😂 Congratulations! Being pregnant really is a joy. And I hope you get a chill baby. Pray for one lol

[@Thegoodnewsgirl]

That part (aka FART 🤣) right in the beginning…aaaaah… cannot quit laughing…so funny 😆 ~Psalms 126:2 🤗

[@bobones2196]

We love you Trey! Keep up the good work!

[@Creative_YT]

This is the MOST accurate thing I’ve seen in a good while.

[@barbwall3678]

OMGoodness, how can he nail EVERY SINGLE AGE & gender in all his videos?! From 👶🏼 to 👴🏻/👵🏻…so talented & spot on!🎯

[@natv6563]

“Look Who’s Talking” 2023 edition 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zekeyzero]

As new parents we can relate to this soooooo much… absolutely bang on 😂

[@madelynbell2229]

Hahaha I’m pregnant with my first and can’t wait to see these things for myself

[@dharmadharma3960]

Enjoy your sleep now!

[@Gloriagal78]

@@dharmadharma3960 Seriously.

[@crzycolchris]

Hahahah!! Oh you can! Take naps during the day lots of them lol and forget about having a clean house!

[@csabraxas]

Our baby was sleeping almost through from 5 weeks.

[@privatejen3590]

Just two words: insightfully brilliant.😁

[@caitiemaesings]

I’m so glad you had a child (I think??) because now we get all this hilarious content to help us find the bright side in the throes of parenthood.

[@VianneyCreates]

Is this Trey's way of saying they had a baby boy named Hudson? Also, we new parents do love using the "booger sucker." It's great!

[@heatherwhynot]

So accurate! As a parent, you'll have endless material for your skits and videos.😂

[@peekcleo]

This is so incredibly accurate. 😂😂😂

[@P-P-Panda]

This brought me to tears I’m laughing so damn hard 😭

[@amstergal]

When you're working ... in the office... and as hard as you try... cannot suppress the laughter.

[@KenanConvey]

Hahaha this is a good one thank you for describing the past 5 months of my life w the little man🥲

[@Selithein]

" *ptoo* PUT IT BACK IIIIIN" just had me rolling

[@mlynnefield]

Currently have a newborn. This was too real.

[@whatintheheck4692]

The “time to try and roll” bit made me LOL. It’s all so true!!

[@krystlesInquisitions]

LOL!!!! I swear, that was your best one yet! Trey, you crack me up!! 😂😂😂

[@llamasugar5478]

We were ahead of our time. I got tired of the kids getting drainage, then getting plugged tubes, then getting ear infections. Besides starting them on baby Sudafed, I also rigged up a Snot Sucker™️ with the tip of one of those sucky-bulb-things and a bendy straw. Worked like a charm. They hated it.

[@naturaldesignmidwifery]

Some of your best work 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Also I love how you’re letting your life experiences with your newborn come out in your comedy. Thomas is going to make you funnier and funnier. 😊

[@MV-tw9ku]

When you change a newborn's diaper and they cry so passionately, as if to say "Why is this horrible and unprecedented thing happen ing to me?" Baby, this is the 8th time today, stop taking it so personally.

[@FightForFreedom24]

I was just thinking about this yesterday 😂

[@musicfunaticinc]

Seriously thought 0:10 was still part of 💩 gag….nope, it’s a cow tail! 🐄 LOL

[@athrunzala798]

Oh man my son recently turned 1, this hits way too hard lol

[@JenG33379]

It’s the “scream cry” outta nowhere that makes me like: lord lord lord have mercy: why?

[@TheChessGiant]

Trey is wild 😂

[@kamilahspeaks2200]

This man done put on a whole onesie

[@KurtS.87]

He is such a clever commedian! I hope Trey Kennedy gets his own Netflix series someday!

[@bradrankin844]

This is my first time seeing this guy and he NAILED exactly how my newborn is acting ! Lol

[@TeaPourSixFour]

Welcome to the trey Kennedy experience. And congratulations on your new baby

[@bradrankin844]

@@TeaPourSixFour thank you 🙏

[@starraesky]

"should NOW be the time i learn to roll over?" is too real.

[@marytrue5029]

Trey you are so funny! I loved this, so accurate.

[@taliasega9982]

5 kids and our youngest is 16months. Its so nice to laugh about the stuff that in the moment your like can we get to the next phase 😂. Then they do something completely adorable. They keep saying I am going to miss this 😉❤️

[@Esinololly]

LMAOOO oh my god the eye contact one

[@StupiidLuciid]

The smile one was so accurate. I babysit my little brother while my mom works. He is a joy vampire Istg.

[@StupiidLuciid]

Too lazy to press the edit button. I do love my baby brother, but he seems to hate me.

[@shannoninalaska]

​@@StupiidLuciid I am sure he just misses his mom. But he will learn to see you as his second mom soon enough. Hang in there.

[@teresaf4615]

Love how he used the dog costume for the baby!! 😂

[@annie22krm]

This is why the baby stage is not for me -- hahahahah. I love the toddler stage. Great video!

[@texasmimi5566]

Pretty baby. And yes, that can be said of boy babies as well as girls. Wishing you all the best in your new season as parents. I always say I'd have a dozen if they stayed babies. I had one.......(but I babysat a lot and had 8 nieces and nephews so I knew what I was deciding).

[@maggies88]

I'd have had more kids if they came out as 3-year olds!

[@shoshanaeri8035]

@@maggies88 me too!!! or better yet 5

[@SRTW67]

Exactly spot on!

[@ojyochan]

So correct, right down to the body movements😂

[@ellieg1040]

"Stop staring at me, it's rude" 😆

[@DK-qj7cr]

It’s the neck rolling for me 😩😂🤣

[@threearrows2248]

Just had my 4th kid. You somehow understand babies on a different level after only 1. Congrats.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Just what I needed for my birthday

[@tinamckenna7514]

🎉 Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳

[@silviawardsly3061]

🎈🎈🎈H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 🎈🎈🎈🎂🍰🥂

[@PurpleNiobe]

"PUT IT BACK IN!!" My son did that even when he was big enough to grab the pacifier and put it back in his mouth himself!😂

[@kd2533]

Spot on! Lucky we are programmed to love them

[@skittlebunny7654]

This is art.

[@ElizabethDohertyThomas]

I am here for this and all baby stuff with his hilarious humor!!

[@janetshelly8758]

Congratulations To you and your wife. Lots of potential material here!

[@theerednecc.31]

Sounds like a tough life

[@kimberlyrobinson3992]

That skit was clearly born from experience!!

[@letsuseourbrains]

😂😂😂😂 every. Single. Line. Was GOLD

[@PandyDaize]

The smile moment is just like my dog!

[@kaitlynlewis6958]

Should i start learning to roll now? Hahaha perfect

[@KittenTheB]

I was laughing because it's true. Then I cried.... Because it's true.

[@SilverOilman]

He looks so much like his brother Maddox

[@Ladymusicc]

**spits out paci** PUT IT BACK INNNNNNN!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thejazzpianist25]

The snot sucker 🤣 that thing is brutal for both parties