If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 70)

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[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Excellent video as always guys! Love your pokemon stuff! Saw your announcement in the chat! Can't wait for the new series!

[@Juandonde]

@@danielsantiagourtado3430 literal pokedex 420 when?

[@michaelalameda2002]

​​@@JuandondePossibly in the year 2030.

[@Cliffordlonghead]

Ok

[@dieguinhoCL]

Why is Cyanide and Hapiness in your Rooster, could it be a crossover? Collab? coincidence? other controversial word that starts with 'C'?

[@kenjiwatanabe5174]

I was so sure that 69 was the last Literal Pokedex Entry. I'm really looking forward to seeing this series reach up to Episode 100 or higher.

[@QtheLaserDude]

They claim that they won't stop until they have done every single mon. Curious to see if they can do it.

[@blackhatfreak]

Can't wait for 420

[@mrdoor12323]

​@@blackhatfreaksame

[@jonathan4158]

@@QtheLaserDude Well that's going to take a long time since nintendo are still making more of them.

[@QtheLaserDude]

@@jonathan4158 For sure! It seems like a big project.

[@garg4531]

The linoone segment was brilliant, but did not expect that twist at the end

[@Sephiroth144]

The twist being, apparently, a Tangela orgy

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

Really threw that poor linoone for a curve lmao

[@garg4531]

@@dr0g_Oakblood Good one XD

[@WolframHeart-xp2px]

Tangela: If anyone asks, I was with you guys last night.

[@jiado6893]

Despite that title, Linoone’s was upbeat and encouraging.

[@TheStrikeStrike]

Pokémon is a horror story given a sugar coating by drunken professors and abandoned children.

[@saltyk9869]

Even if you take the “horror” out of your comment, it’s still pretty horrifying the way you describe it.

[@heavydonkeykong5190]

Professor Tree had too much weed!!

[@kylethomas3224]

Sure it wasn't oak? That guy was way to relaxed.

[@DERPINATOR9999]

@@kylethomas3224 Yeah, and he forgot his own grandson's name.

[@kylethomas3224]

@@umbreon876 really surprised the grudge and sadako didn't make an appearance XD

[@XxV4NT4BL4CKxX]

0:19 Its funny how the Maractus in the background doesnt care that Kingler is breaking stuff with his claw and continues dancing lol

[@WolframHeart-xp2px]

Thanks, did not notice there was a Pokémon there.

[@pyroflare7774]

​@gamersapphsspeedpaintanima101if it was then she would have noticed it instead of asking what was going on

[@SuperFapple]

It’s based on that dancing cactus viral toy, amiright????

[@TitusRedwind]

I feel so bad for them. Especially Tangela. Imagine just going about your day and your clothes get caught on everything you pass by.

[@jacobellis2313]

Chooses to wear the vines they know grab things is still stealing don't feel bad for them.

[@TitusRedwind]

@@jacobellis2313 the vines are part of their body though. It would be like asking someone to skin themselves alive.

[@SuperFlashDriver]

Only for at 01:58 part to occur and now it's like, not only a roadblock, but a culmination of Pokemon stuck together onto one large piles. Poor guys.

[@zacharycardon2353]

WONDERFULL Sonic crossover! Also, don't you think Jirachi has one of the saddest lives? Having different social circles each millennia for only a week each.

[@trollking6315]

The Sonic bonus level reference was not expected, but totally appreciated.

[@geardog24]

"I broke everything at home! Don't tell my wife!" I feel ya, buddy 😔

[@cobaltprime9467]

Kingler, just place your giant claw on your head before you move. Tangela, either stay out of jewelry stores or get a hair-uh- vine cut. Linoone, stop, turn 45 degrees and then go straight. Continue with those adjustments because you can move more when not at full speed.

[@gabrielmelendez5439]

I love the "Dick Lycanroc" detail

[@AntonioGarcia-rr2ts]

L&O reference

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

A non-blood soaked Pokedex entry that isn't having us question our love of pokemon AND it was funny as ever? This is why i love you guys so much! You can do it all! Any chance you'll expand into other games such as Conker's bad fur day or God of War? Pokemon's my favorite of your material, but I feel like those can give you opportunities!

[@zose270]

Omg... We're at 70?! I still remember watching the very first one! LOL

[@frizz4466]

I'm proud of that Linoone

[@SuperFlashDriver]

01:58 Oh My God HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!? Reminds me too much of the first Wonka elevator scene mixed with shows ranging from th past to back to the barnyard where all of the characters get stuck in one place or shoved and squeezed into one spot and cannot get out....God I feel like a spectator seeing the horror happening right then and there.

[@TheDangerOfBoredKids]

The Dick Lycanroc joke was amazing!

[@servantofYHWH7]

Underrated

[@wojtekreliga3881]

Could you explain this to me, please?

[@TheDangerOfBoredKids]

@@wojtekreliga3881 There's a moment in the video that reference the show Law and Order and it says it is created by Dick Lycanroc. The real Law and order was made by Dick Wolf. Lycanroc is basically a wolf pokemon.

[@N_IRL]

​@@TheDangerOfBoredKidsIt also sounds a lot like "dick like a rock"

[@danielpeare8364]

Uh, is anyone going to help that Linoone? He looks like he's going to suffocate in there

[@NO-1-U-NO]

🙂👊 Thank you so much Dorkly and I have faith in you that the "Literal Pokedex Entry" series will reach Volume 100!

[@AdrenalStorm]

Now that youve officially passed episode 69, you are obligated by laws of meme numbers to go up to volume 420. 😂

[@LocalMaple]

For Linoone: he was stopped before the curve. So I’m sure he could have turned a few decrees before that point.

[@HiroZeroVirus]

I was 100% anticipating a TRON light cycle gag with the Linoone

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

0:12 I thought,Kingler is gonna have a Pokémon battle and his claw fall off and lose. It’s pretty obvious.

[@mikewaterfield3599]

lets face it, some pokemon get the hook up, others get the hook

[@genkigirl4859]

If my Pokédex had that voice I’d never open it

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Great video as always guys! That inital music is always the best! Can't wait for the new series! I'm sure it will be as hilarious as your other ones! But i still want more Pokedex videos!

[@isaacgonzo]

I love seeing all the pokemon in the video join in the end

[@1tiptip187]

Glad you made another one and the whole show wasn't just to be one big lead up to a pokemon 69 joke.

[@DarthAsthmatic]

now its a giant lead up to a pokemon 420 joke

[@1tiptip187]

@@DarthAsthmatic I'v already expected if it gets that far they will be having a hilarious time. I originally assumed Episode 420 will likely be a all plant pokemon episode and then realized that in a world of pokemon you also have psychic pokemon that could be used for recreational purpose. And then just some pokemon moves if you think about it. Then how exactly do some items make pokemon like you faster? Are they full of calming drugs? And then the pokemon game wih "natural medicines." I'm now not sure what to expect from a 420 episode.

[@GabePuratekuta]

They didn't really do any 69 jokes in the last one, though.

[@TheNonameHousehold]

First cubone... then mimikyu... and now tangela it's added to my list of pokemon I wanna see the real face 😅

[@ShadyRK9]

@1:17 "Dick Lycanoc". Haha! I see what you did there! I love L&O! ⚖️

[@phathomer3758]

Here’s to the next 350 episodes

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

Any law and order refrence is a good refrence

[@shawnlevering9809]

1:01 “Sorry Tangela, but the court has decided you were guilty ever since you were born.”

[@murlocknight1427]

The captioning on these is better than that of most corporations. Seriously. Thank you.

[@jaredcook4414]

Those Kingler were probably trying to cut the various objects out of the Tangela’s vines with their claws and replace their partner’s broken property-clearly things took an unfortunate twist

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

The best series ever!

[@royjranimations8279]

1:02 why do ya gotta do this to my boy, he’s my favorite Pokémon and you do him dirty, why?

[@daviddent5662]

A non-gore filled Pokedex entry that isn't even emotionally scaring AND it was funny as hell? Well, this is a trend I'd like to see more of on this chanel!

[@dorkly]

It's a tightrope!

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

​@@dorklyAmén to that❤❤❤❤

[@daviddent5662]

@@dorkly Makes the performance all the more exciting! Though don't let PETA know or they'll put you in parody game and wonder why just one guy on KZbin is playing it xD

[@hayden1255]

Funny is a stretch

[@MarChannels]

Finally!! It's been a while since the last literal pokedex entry. Great sketch as usual. Keep up the amazing work, Lowbrow!!👍😃

[@deusexvesania1702]

I'm glad that Tangela, the tentacle pokemon, didn't go where I was expecting to.

[@KBWeeds]

BRUH! 😂😂😂

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

He looks more like the spaghetti pokemon, his feet even look like meatballs covered in tomqto sause and food coloring exist

[@anaemiliaalmeida7238]

In other words, "Noodle Incident"???

[@shy-griff6357]

They missed the opportunity for the anime girl treatment when they did #69

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Although my hair constantly gets Tangela in my gentle curves, at least I am not crabby enough to have a single lamp as the only light source in my entire house.

[@Demmrir]

It wasn't the only light source, it shorted the power out for the whole house.

[@johnbuck4395]

That Tangela bit was even better; Dick Lycanroc instead of Dick Wolf 😂 Excellent reference

[@OmniMon94]

Oh my goodness everyone is cluttered now

[@Swazoo]

Thanks!

[@dorkly]

Thank you!

[@Swazoo]

@@dorkly no thank you for all the times you have made me laugh so hard I felt better about life.

[@meric12131415]

🤣 I absolutely love how the tangela scene all of a sudden became a law and order seen or should I say pokemon and order

[@Historicutuber]

That end was funny af

[@5Porygon]

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

[@jiado6893]

Those credits really had me thinking this would end after just two skits.

[@joshuapomeroy7404]

I actually feel pride for linoone for making that curve.

[@thedraftingax5963]

Me too. He did a good job.

[@fukyuuzuesphantom9592]

🎉

[@fukyuuzuesphantom9592]

​@@thedraftingax5963Holy Shit ikr bro!

[@thedraftingax5963]

@@fukyuuzuesphantom9592 Yeah!

[@gonerofsavers3813]

Let's goooo!!!

[@davidmartins7781]

Alright I'mma say it: this was peak quality Literal Pokedex

[@DMaster5062]

Lol curve roads my only weakness!!!

[@ADPax10]

"It's no wonder why so many of you are in Pokejail" So dark and true. Jesus Christ Dorkly lmfao😂

[@Morberis]

Absolutely fantastic, count me as entertained

[@gamegod6859]

roggenrola: The hexagonal-shaped hole is its ear. It has a tendency to walk in the direction the sound is coming from. *cue roggenrola bumping into everything trying to find keys*

[@sickxmr]

Congratulations on being Independent! also great video as always

[@nash6568]

I honestly thought the Kingler and Tangela were married. They both seemed so nice 😊

[@GageisME333]

The Linoone segment was hilarious, I loved it😝😝

[@nickpancost6858]

Sonic 3 Throwback

[@heavydonkeykong5190]

That ending was amazing.

[@Ya_Man_Bean]

“Dick lycanroc” 😂 good law and order reference

[@DreamDaddie]

Dick Lycanroc is my favorite subtle joke

[@5StarMashups]

HAPPY FOR YOU BEING INDEPENDENT!!!!!

[@Raphentei]

Also Spoink that needs to bounce to make his heart beat

[@mayraalejandragonzalezeraz5886]

I'm so happy that the pokemon entries are back. They are my favorites

[@Sonic6293]

I'm over the moon with the Linoone entry, it brought me so much joy! Also Dick Lycanroc was hilarious.

[@Arghgl]

PLEASE NEVER EVER STOP

[@malikmalak4631]

Yay! Glad you guys are back full time 😁

[@crocodileman94]

You should do more of these

[@bren2446]

YES been waiting for more literal pokedex entries!

[@mistersp3753]

The Blue Spheres dimension is like a dream world for Linoone.

[@pulsefel9210]

this explains their evolution abit. so much chaos from turning

[@Terrakinetic]

1:00 Officer Jenny and a giant Tangela... 2:00 There's the orgy.

[@PhilipMurphy8Extra]

The Pokedex entry is a tradition on this channel.

[@thomaslaw4991]

So so glad these are back ❤

[@jasonlauritsen5587]

Kingler's terrible fortune is due to him being an evil twin tailed fox in another life

[@christiancrusader1481]

Wow Dorkly, i've never been so satisfied since i drank all the orange juice in my neighbor's fridge. A poke-orgy... neat!.

[@mhylian40]

This is one of the best Pokedex entries! In a long time, great!

[@krys9463]

I think the funniest thing about Kingler, is the fact that theres an actual crab species with one large and completely useless claw.🤣

[@zerochill4096]

Dick Lycanroc is the best part of this volume

[@DongBags9319]

Linoone is actually a very useful pokemon to have in your party.

[@feynstein1004]

The HM slave?

[@DongBags9319]

No. I don't use those.

[@sophistanonym1703]

Pickup ability, you just get a bunch of random stuff trainers enjoy.

[@thedraftingax5963]

Agreed

[@meric12131415]

Yes yes he is

[@MJMcKenzie322]

PLEASE do one about what happens when litten sheds

[@Iceinfly]

Huh, so that's what would happen if pokedex entries were literal

[@s_gwalls6106]

love all your Pokémon clips especially rusty. we need a Charizard meets his shiny

[@ericwijaya2119]

Ah shit here we go again

[@berniekatzroy]

Love the law&order svu ref

[@itztaithaile]

Love the "Dick Wolf" parody at the end for Law and Order

[@vikscast]

Linoone's made my crack up.

[@templatus006]

So the cops are uninformed? I'd assume that looking at the Pokedex entry would be a way of proving that alibi. So either Pokemon don't get lawyers, or the lawyers they get are stupid. The Pokedex is easily accessible knowledge on every Pokemon.

[@Serensetti]

That Linoone bit reminds me very much of that one vehicle from Kirby Air Ride. You know the one.

[@Timmothy_plays]

To be fair, I think the claws of Kingler can grow back, so if it was smart it could have give it's big claw a good ol' "snip snip"

[@elizabethmusztuk5923]

I broke everything in the house! Don't tell my wife! LoL 🤣😆😂!

[@professorpikaeeveerockruff6868]

Dick Lyncanroc is a nice parody

[@mechajay3358]

Was nothing expecting a Sonic crossover in the form of Special Stages.

[@DarthEnderX]

That Linoon made, like, 10 left turns... The point of "only turns right" is that in order to turn left, they have to turn right 3 times.

[@catriamflockentanz]

I didn't even think about the fact that "getting entangled with everything" could also refer to other Tangelas vines. No wonder the native Tangela of Kanto and Johto were only found in hard to reach places for no good reason. They were banished there.

[@JacobL228]

"Executive Producer Dick Lycanroc" was a nice touch.

[@robiginal]

The joke with the Sonic 3 special stage was so clever

[@Sephiroth144]

And we're back...

[@duketheLEGEND651]

ALRIGHT NEW POKEDEX ENTRYS

[@Mysterious_Idol]

This only gets _deeper_ after Episode 69 😂

[@dingross]

That Law & Order part was excellent!

[@bjj8110]

I died at that linoone part it was perfect 😆