If Republicans Said the Quiet Parts Loud About the Border Crisis

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Steve Shives

Steve Shives

5 ай бұрын

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@austinluther5825
@austinluther5825 5 ай бұрын
The scary part to me is that a Republican politican could use this exact script as their stump speech and it would probably still be effective.
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 5 ай бұрын
You make a point, though a great many people who aren't MAGA morons, could be galvanized to thoroughly prevent more fascistic GOP bull crap from happening because they heard this speech. Because it's the cold, hard truth.
@cjc363636
@cjc363636 5 ай бұрын
Thinking the same thing. One thing GOP'ers don't get is irony. At all.
@rich9757
@rich9757 5 ай бұрын
I agree with you!!
@Gardenlessbirb
@Gardenlessbirb 5 ай бұрын
You’d need a shred of media literacy and critical thinking to get irony or satire. Which they consistently demonstrate that they lack.
@rickbrookes9491
@rickbrookes9491 5 ай бұрын
True, because the support of white Christian nationalism and the quest for money and power is all ANY of them want. Not democracy, a white lead farce of freedom to gain as much as you can, hence why they also have an obsession with unchecked capitalism.
@OsirisMalkovich
@OsirisMalkovich 5 ай бұрын
Republicans wanted to fight a corrupt, authoritarian government soooo badly that they _became one_ 🤣🤣🤣
@rishabhanand4973
@rishabhanand4973 5 ай бұрын
except they never did really. See, I was always confused, why do these so called "freedom loving" republicans always pass laws that limit people's freedoms, and are always so deferential to authorities that abuse power, such as the police? Then it hit me. It's not that they're bootlickers, it's that they think they'll always be the one _with_ the boot. They tell you and me "if you just comply with the cops, they won't shoot you" and imply that if you don't comply, you deserve to die. And they're ok with cops basically being able to kill whoever they feel is out of line because in their eyes, it will never be _them_ who is on a cop's sights. Same way they outlaw abortions but make sure if one of their affair partners gets pregnant, they'll have the means to get an abortion.
@tami4951
@tami4951 5 ай бұрын
Bingo!
@cassiedevereaux-smith3890
@cassiedevereaux-smith3890 5 ай бұрын
No, that's not how we got here.
@9753flyer
@9753flyer 5 ай бұрын
@@cassiedevereaux-smith3890 Then please, rather than just say the OP is wrong, share your wisdom and explain how we got here... This should be good....
@lisaforeman6887
@lisaforeman6887 5 ай бұрын
@@9753flyerreversed communism. Instead of government control, powerful, rich people who hire people as politicians- bingo
@agonzalez8924
@agonzalez8924 5 ай бұрын
Guys, this isn't a parody. This is really how republican politicians think.
@neliusbresnan3766
@neliusbresnan3766 5 ай бұрын
Well....yeah.....
@Tentegen
@Tentegen 5 ай бұрын
yeeeeah? where have you been....?
@zorakj
@zorakj 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, that’s the point.
@lukelyon1781
@lukelyon1781 5 ай бұрын
We know.
@u.s.1974
@u.s.1974 5 ай бұрын
Didn't he just do what the definition of satire is?
@mainely8007
@mainely8007 5 ай бұрын
"Easily alarmed, always outraged..." Nailed it!
@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 5 ай бұрын
Almost. Don't forget "reflexively disgusted."
@shannansmith2188
@shannansmith2188 5 ай бұрын
THIS!!
@Slice1965
@Slice1965 5 ай бұрын
Overreactive, neurotic nitwits.
@user-kl5jn4ew4p
@user-kl5jn4ew4p 5 ай бұрын
You forgot "easily distracted." It's just like they used to do with abortion( notice how they don't talk about being pro-life anymore?)
@gschmidt3320
@gschmidt3320 5 ай бұрын
Hey I'm not alarmed, I live in TN, with very few migrants. You should ask chicago, denver, NYC, or Los Angeles.
@user-kl5jn4ew4p
@user-kl5jn4ew4p 5 ай бұрын
It seems like they define " immigrant " as " someone who isn't white "
@pierregibson6699
@pierregibson6699 4 ай бұрын
Yep
@MelanieNLee
@MelanieNLee 4 ай бұрын
From what I've seen, I think that ICE is more likely to arrest, detain, and even deport a Hispanic American citizen than a White illegal immigrant from Russia, Ireland, Italy, or Greece.
@quinintheclouds
@quinintheclouds Ай бұрын
yup. Never heard a complaint about Canadian immigrants
@dominicfucinari1942
@dominicfucinari1942 Ай бұрын
Reactionaries always seem to have problems with people coming into the US whenever those people have black hair.
@violagreene4643
@violagreene4643 5 ай бұрын
Love the "who else would be here?" comment. Just a reminder that MAGA really stands for Minorities Aren't Genuine Americans.
@shawnking7868
@shawnking7868 5 ай бұрын
I thought it was mcdonalds and golf again 🤔🤔
@rich9757
@rich9757 5 ай бұрын
​@@shawnking7868😂
@mrjdgibbs
@mrjdgibbs 5 ай бұрын
I thought it was making attorneys get attorneys
@Tully241
@Tully241 5 ай бұрын
And how many maga morons realize that only native American Indians can make that claim.
@user-ho1yn6ms7y
@user-ho1yn6ms7y 5 ай бұрын
Great one! Permission to use your MAGA definition?
@randomhank
@randomhank 5 ай бұрын
So glad I fell away from the GOP. Greetings from Texas
@hjpapow
@hjpapow 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing this. It's helpful to hear from people who got out
@virginiamoss7045
@virginiamoss7045 5 ай бұрын
Why are you still in Texas? Get out! On the other hand, maybe you should stay and fight; it's harder, but maybe the right thing to do.
@ScottyMcYachty
@ScottyMcYachty 5 ай бұрын
Me too. I'm embarrassed to say it took till Charlottesville. But I finally figured it out.
@colonialstraits1069
@colonialstraits1069 5 ай бұрын
@@ScottyMcYachtyit’s never too late.
@unc0mm0n2
@unc0mm0n2 5 ай бұрын
Never a republican but I was a conservative who drank the "bootstraps" Kool aid. I was dumb as hell.
@QBG
@QBG 5 ай бұрын
These rants are so cathartic. They're everything I want to say to every brainwashed conservative in my social circle.
@neliusbresnan3766
@neliusbresnan3766 5 ай бұрын
Hard-agree. Alas that is all they are good for because there is *no* chance the redhats could ever watch these and realise "holy-fuckballs they're lying to me for their own benefit" there is exactly zero-chance of them recognising that unfortunately But they certainly are cathartic gawd. Imagine you could show these to redhads and they would *actually* make that leap to realise that the GoP don't give a singular shit about them. As Beau of the Fifth Column often points out "they are not your representatives....they are your rulers" and that is the way the redhats like it.
@danielpinatecaballero2612
@danielpinatecaballero2612 5 ай бұрын
Say it and see what response you get. That would be funny
@matthewjaniss4103
@matthewjaniss4103 4 ай бұрын
​@@danielpinatecaballero2612we know exactly how those folks respond, hate and violence. It's yalls bread and butter.
@AllanMogensen
@AllanMogensen 2 ай бұрын
@@danielpinatecaballero2612 probably be gunned down by a "patriot"
@Doug50pl
@Doug50pl 5 ай бұрын
You're doing this as satire, but lightly edited, it would be run on OAN as actual news.
@KoRntech
@KoRntech 5 ай бұрын
I'm not convinced you're at the border, I didn't hear any Yosemite Sam's shootin' their manhood into the air.
@tami4951
@tami4951 5 ай бұрын
💯 🎯
@cassiedevereaux-smith3890
@cassiedevereaux-smith3890 5 ай бұрын
The people buying into this don't look.like a crazy cartoon. They look like your hairdresser. The checkout clerk at the store. Your neighbor.
@rinzaghi2057
@rinzaghi2057 5 ай бұрын
​@@cassiedevereaux-smith3890 well, the red hat, golden sneakers, weirdo flags all over their clothes, trucks and property do help
@ReynardTheFox-dm8py
@ReynardTheFox-dm8py 5 ай бұрын
Now, git gone yer varmit !
@user-kl5jn4ew4p
@user-kl5jn4ew4p 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@frankgrabasse4642
@frankgrabasse4642 5 ай бұрын
My coworkers are far right. Claim they are centrist. When they complain about the border issue I used to point out the American hand in the repeated overthrow and destabilization of Central American governments and development of gangs and drug trade. They ignored me. So know I mention "immigrants, if we just had some type of place we could send them. Some kind of camp where we could concentrate them". And they lap it up like cats on milk.
@pierregibson6699
@pierregibson6699 4 ай бұрын
That brain breaking Cognitive Dissonance that your coworkers have is literally the FUEL ⛽️ that WS runs on
@wesleywyndam-pryce5305
@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 4 ай бұрын
you feed into their racism? don't do that.
@Stettafire
@Stettafire 2 ай бұрын
As a REAL centrist. I bloody hate it when right wing folk claim to be centrist. Like not even close!
@dominicfucinari1942
@dominicfucinari1942 Ай бұрын
In Episode #806, people from the future were traveling to the Two Double-O-Four era United States in search of work. They were a combination of all the world's races, and spoke a guttural language that combined all of the world's languages as we knew them at the beginning of the New Millennium. As a side effect of the time travel process, they had a purple ectoplasmic slime on their backs, hence the epithet "goobacks" used by people who seemed resentful because the people from the future were willing to do the same work for a few cents an hour, costing the blue collar sector their jobs. I interpreted "goobacks" to be a slur based on immigration status, not ethnicity. But independent online progressive media in the '010s and '020s have helped me realize how much of the blame on "goobacks" for United Statish social and economic ills was false. Using xenophobia as a vote courting model is one of the worst ways reactionaries have committed demagoguery.
@subtlegong2817
@subtlegong2817 5 ай бұрын
It must be chilling to embody this character, even for a good purpose. Make sure your taking care of your mental health
@evanbelisle8464
@evanbelisle8464 4 ай бұрын
Heath Ledger wouldn’t have been able to pull it off. He had a line he wouldn’t cross when it came to evil clowns.
@subtlegong2817
@subtlegong2817 4 ай бұрын
@@evanbelisle8464 Very well said
@dominicfucinari1942
@dominicfucinari1942 Ай бұрын
​@@evanbelisle8464 In Episode #1502, the titular robot Funnybot dismissed "the line" as a non-sequitur, but this is the first I heard of Ledger not wanting to portray The Joker as committing some evil deed. But which act of evil was that?
@evansnyamesah1755
@evansnyamesah1755 5 ай бұрын
Cults are really dangerous 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
@GhostRydr1172
@GhostRydr1172 5 ай бұрын
Ya know, it's legit scary that if you ran for the reps and told the bumpkins the truth to their faces like you do here, they'd probably still cheer you on all the way to the White House. 😳
@rich9757
@rich9757 5 ай бұрын
When they cheer and laugh when horrible things are being said is one of the things that really really pisses me off... Wtf are they thinking??
@raptorsedge6866
@raptorsedge6866 5 ай бұрын
They aren't, silly! :')​@@rich9757
@hmnhntr
@hmnhntr 4 ай бұрын
"He just says it like it is!"
@dominicfucinari1942
@dominicfucinari1942 Ай бұрын
​@@rich9757 A malevolence has been sowed in them, one profound enough that it can't be distinguished from genuinely inborn malice.
@Immudzen
@Immudzen 5 ай бұрын
I think George Carlin would have liked your videos on politics.
@euansmith3699
@euansmith3699 5 ай бұрын
I hope that these videos go viral, and Steve accidentally wins a seat in the House as a write-in candidate. "Vote Shrives(R) in twenty-twenty-far!" 🐘
@rhodawatkins4516
@rhodawatkins4516 5 ай бұрын
But would he be written in by Democrats who know he's trolling Republicans, or by Republicans who genuinely think he's one of them? Or would it even matter?
@maribakumon
@maribakumon 5 ай бұрын
Border crises are such a golden goose for the Republican party. They're never gonna let that go.
@matthewbalch3324
@matthewbalch3324 5 ай бұрын
A person could have said that about the issue of Roe v Wade too, but they made sure that precedent was overturned.
@Paur
@Paur 5 ай бұрын
Yea, they're not gonna fuck this one up like they did abortion.
@unklesalty3732
@unklesalty3732 5 ай бұрын
Which exactly why they never want to actually fix it.
@keirfarnum6811
@keirfarnum6811 5 ай бұрын
They were dumb enough to actually try to change Roe, so they need something new to carry on about.
@TexasCat99
@TexasCat99 5 ай бұрын
And the GOP Gov in Texas blew through 4.5Billion in TWO YEARs for this Border crisis.
@ScottyMcYachty
@ScottyMcYachty 5 ай бұрын
Frighteningly accurate! 😢
@fenris225
@fenris225 5 ай бұрын
It’s so frustrating republicans being so mask off, and knowing you can’t convince family about it because they’re in too deep.
@jaxonboys3366
@jaxonboys3366 4 ай бұрын
All fascists are mask off. They will tell you what they want and are going to do. They don't come into being themselves, the people raise them. Unfortunately they tell "their" truth. Unlike most politicians. Even when we defeat the Trump party. The people who raised them will still be here and activated as ever. That's what scares me. But somehow we have to rectify it through peace. I don't know how to do that. Seems straight forward on the surface, but the lions are restless.
@bobbypendergrass1977
@bobbypendergrass1977 5 ай бұрын
Each morning, I wake up and wonder how Democrats are gonna fumble an easy win today. Thanks for calling that out.
@arandomboot598
@arandomboot598 5 ай бұрын
Dems are incompetent. Republicans are malicious. Long love the American socialist party, get muh boi Bernie in office
@coffeebux
@coffeebux 5 ай бұрын
The Dems couldn't bunt a beach ball with a tennis racket They couldn't tee-ball a beach ball with a snow shoe They would pee on snow in Antarctica and miss
@tedonica
@tedonica Ай бұрын
@@coffeebux They aren't missing, they're just lying about their aims.
@ardoa8838
@ardoa8838 Ай бұрын
Yeah, the Dems need to start being more vocal about these things. Start pointing out the hypocrisy. Will the republicans do the same? Yes, of course. But they’re already bashing the Dems on everything. I know an eye for an eye just makes the whole world blind, but you gotta give some push back somewhere. “We gave them what they wanted, and suddenly they don’t want it anymore. Why? Well, because if we fix the problems they want to fix, they’d have no ideas left to run on.”
@orange_is_the_worst_color
@orange_is_the_worst_color 5 ай бұрын
I love these "If republicans said the quiet part outloud" skits and I LOVE THIS GUY! 😄👏👍
@marymcnabb7149
@marymcnabb7149 5 ай бұрын
I would rather live next to an immigrant than MEGA. They work hard and stay quiet and don't break laws.
@user-fc7is6jo2e
@user-fc7is6jo2e 5 ай бұрын
Perfectly delivered to the point that it is more a documentary than a comedy skit.
@st.anselmsfire3547
@st.anselmsfire3547 5 ай бұрын
Millions? Try quadrillions! Last I heard, there was a migrant caravan with more military age males than there are people on Earth, possibly more than there are tritium atoms in the rings of Jupiter.
@TheOG-GG
@TheOG-GG 5 ай бұрын
But what about the northern border? They never seem to talk about that!
@thing_under_the_stairs
@thing_under_the_stairs 5 ай бұрын
I'm honestly glad they're ignoring us for the moment. It feel safer as long as they forget that we cold-weather heathens exist, or think that we're their buddies because we're mostly even paler than they are. As long as they've forgotten about us, we can keep quietly building our wall...
@pierregibson6699
@pierregibson6699 5 ай бұрын
Which is very very open 😂
@neliusbresnan3766
@neliusbresnan3766 5 ай бұрын
ah - but - they're mostly-white. So....thats okay.....in the red-hat mindset PoC are "emigrants" and white-people from other countries are "expatriates" and "never the twain shall meet" I've seen anglophone white-people from northern Europe point out the mental-gymnastics are amazing. They will hear redhats complain about "emigrants" and they will point out "I *am* an emigrant" and the red-hats will handwave it away. Because thats okay. We're "not like them". We are "okay" What the actual f***?!!! The only differences are the colour of our skin and our native-tongue. But that is what makes us "okay".
@neliusbresnan3766
@neliusbresnan3766 5 ай бұрын
and it gets even-weirder when you get into the mind-set of middle-class-white-people from the UK who voted *for* Brexit and who are amazed that somehow the rules that they actively-voted-for actually apply to *them*. And now they cannot retire to Spain. And UK retirees in Spain are now obliged to return to the UK because they no-longer enjoy the privileges of being EU citizens. Because they voted to be ejected. but.....when they voted for Brexit that was only supposed to apply to *other* people. People who aren't *them* .... people who aren't *white* dontchaknow! (If you really want to get into the weeds on this one Spain actually offered them special privileges but they would actually have had to do some paperwork to make it happen for themselves and most of them didn't bother because they genuinely believed that the colour of their skin meant they didn't EVEN have to fill-out a few forms to continue to benefit from special privileges. And now many of them have to return to the UK and they are OUTRAGED by this turn of events. If you really-really want to get into the weeds some of them are outraged when they see Irish people continuing to zip through the EU-only passport channel while they languish in the much much longer all-other-passports channel. They don't want to admit that in as many words. But HOLY FUCKBALLS does it anger them that THE IRISH are treated "better" than what they chose to happen to them. How very *dare* we be treated better than them. Don't we know that we only-barely-qualify as white. How *very* dare we continue to enjoy the privileges that we didn't elect to toss-away into the bin?!?!??!?" I have many lefty friends in the UK and I weep for them because of all the right-wing morons who believed the lies and pissed-away their EU membership because they thought they could continue to enjoy all the privilege without any of the financial responsibilities. My friends have to grind-through that all-other-passports channel now. Because a lot of right-wing voters thought they could have it both ways.)
@jeannenorris8872
@jeannenorris8872 5 ай бұрын
And thank the stars that be for that! (We like it here...)
@typemasters2871
@typemasters2871 5 ай бұрын
As a British person I use to think that American politics was somewhat similar to British politics besides Britain having more political parties than America (each party having their own policies as to how they think their country should be run, and they can be dethroned if they’re unpopular enough) but MAGA has changed that thought. Yes Britain had Boris Johnson but most Boris supporters see/saw him as a means to an end, a statement of “if you want Brexit, support Boris”. Meanwhile it looks like you could tell MAGA supporters that Trump has broken every law under the sun, have them BELIEVE that Trump broke ever law under the sun, and they would still vote for specifically Trump and no other candidate.
@clintcapone4556
@clintcapone4556 5 ай бұрын
I love when you do these. It’s the most truthful thing ever. My whole family are republicans and none of them were MAGA hats or shirts and yet it doesn’t matter what the politicians or Fox “News” says they will always vote red. Even if a real person walked out and said all the things that your republican character said they still would vote for him. I couldn’t imagine any different. It’s just like the god question. No matter how much reason or facts you give them they will never change because they would have to admit their whole existence is a lie and the older you are the harder it is to change. Thanks for doing these Steve. They are awesome.
@michaelcoe5628
@michaelcoe5628 5 ай бұрын
Every time a new 'What if they said what they think' video posts, I just have to wonder once more how so many people can be so blind to both their own prejudice and the blatant manipulation of their so-called representatives. 😢
@Mr.PeabodyTheSkeptic
@Mr.PeabodyTheSkeptic 5 ай бұрын
Lifelong Texan here. 103 degrees daily average in Houston this past July. Americans weren't roofing the housing boom. Guess who were?
@markcourson3151
@markcourson3151 5 ай бұрын
Word. Cali resident here and guess who does all the vineyard and construction work here and do one hell of a job? My question is how can they be the lazy welfare takers and at the same time stealing all those jobs that white trash are just desperate to fill. As you pointed out- 103 degree twelve hour days, back breaking work!
@sndchamp9949
@sndchamp9949 3 ай бұрын
Yup and they absolutely love to hire them over any white guy who goes and applies. But will complain about CRT DEI
@seannyhan2254
@seannyhan2254 5 ай бұрын
The sarcasm bites so hard it hurts. These videos are so on point, I can't really call them funny. They're almost NOT satire. Keep em coming.
@dabluflcn
@dabluflcn 5 ай бұрын
Man this doesn't sound like parody anymore. The Republicans proudly say the quiet part out loud more often than not these days.
@TheLostArchangel666
@TheLostArchangel666 5 ай бұрын
Depressingly accurate.
@ShinGallon
@ShinGallon 5 ай бұрын
Sometimes I get really amused imagining what your neighbors think when you're filming these but I imagine they're used to it by now.
@wadestclair249
@wadestclair249 5 ай бұрын
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
@ClarenceEwing
@ClarenceEwing 5 ай бұрын
After decades of being told to be fair and balanced and see both sides of issues, it's refreshing to listen to someone tell the flat-out truth about too many of My Fellow Americans. Thanks for this.
@GwydionFrost
@GwydionFrost 5 ай бұрын
MAGA: Minions Are Gullible Always
@Antis14CZ
@Antis14CZ 4 ай бұрын
This needs to be done live in front of an actual MAGA audience. For science.
@duffin.caprous
@duffin.caprous 5 ай бұрын
Amazing how spot-on this is.
@FireElement7
@FireElement7 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for getting the point across with brutal effectiveness. Your videos should be shown all over network TV ❤
@myeyeswentdeaf6213
@myeyeswentdeaf6213 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant! I really don’t understand how this is not what the republican base sees when they watch their politicians speak, because it’s so obvious, they’re so transparent.
@jameslopez3456
@jameslopez3456 Ай бұрын
Every American should be required to watch this video.
@Ms.AislingsASMR
@Ms.AislingsASMR 5 ай бұрын
Does it not dawn on them that, you know, like, The Pilgrims were um Migrants? 😂😂😂
@HeadsFullOfEyeballs
@HeadsFullOfEyeballs 5 ай бұрын
Nah, the pilgrims were colonizers. Which actually is a bad thing, unlike migration.
@tami4951
@tami4951 5 ай бұрын
No. That would require thinking, which hurts their smooth brains and contorts their faces in painful agony as they struggle to form a thought.😖
@UTArch1
@UTArch1 5 ай бұрын
But they were WHITE!
@brianfox771
@brianfox771 5 ай бұрын
@@UTArch1 Spot on! Yes, the right kind of immigrants, the white ones. Trump more or less said this during his presidency.
@jkattack2640
@jkattack2640 5 ай бұрын
To quote the video, "we all know which of the two words in 'white Christians' is more important"
@frederickrose3967
@frederickrose3967 5 ай бұрын
"we're Republicans. We just want the money and the power". Both a great T shirt and I think the most honest party platform
@Tolly7249
@Tolly7249 5 ай бұрын
God, these are always so savage. I love it!
@sandrafluharty7212
@sandrafluharty7212 5 ай бұрын
You always get it so perfectly (and TERRIFYINGLY) correct! And I agree with the person above who said that their idolized representatives could get up there and say EXACTLY these words, and it would matter NOT to them!
@johnnyriouse6794
@johnnyriouse6794 5 ай бұрын
😂😂. The accuracy of this clip is spot on. Bravo 🎉😂.
@johnhendrix5285
@johnhendrix5285 5 ай бұрын
This guy lost me at "our precious democracy..."; now MAGATs are starting to stump the whole "We'Re A rEpUbLiC nOt a DeMoCrAcY" bullshit 10 years after the Heritage Foundation put the idea in the zeitgeist... Mostly kidding; I'm fairly new, but I totally dig the channel, Shives!
@moebossman
@moebossman 5 ай бұрын
How did you get an advanced copy of Greg Abbott’s next speech?
@rich9757
@rich9757 5 ай бұрын
Wish i could play this on Newsmax..
@Rustea314
@Rustea314 5 ай бұрын
"Government is the problem" and "let it wither on the vine" is the silent part outload. G. Washington, B. Franklin and T. Jefferson wanted a government of the people, a post office, and a free press. We now a government where corporations and churches are permitted to contribute, directly or indirectly, to a political movement or politicians with free monetary speech, a privatized post office, and a privatized media controlled by a handful corporations that emphasizes how their message is liberal. End Citizens United. The unaccountable corporations enjoy the right to deceive and bribe.
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev 5 ай бұрын
The NY 3rd special election (the one to replace Santos) was interesting, because the Democrat was campaigning as tough on immigration¹, and *the strategy worked,* as he won by a large margin. As someone who _actually favors_ open borders and less restrictive immigration, all of this is depressing AF, but at least signs are pointing towards bullet-through-the-knee beating out bullet-through-the-head this November. ¹Then again, his opponent was an *_Jewish Ethiopian woman,_* so that election was _all kinds of_ weird.
@Tvirus12
@Tvirus12 5 ай бұрын
were they trying to confuse people?
@waldowallace9102
@waldowallace9102 5 ай бұрын
That fact people actually drove down to the border scared that a wave of immigration was going to overwhelm the border guards. Then stood around confused.
@real_fjcalabrese
@real_fjcalabrese 5 ай бұрын
I've been saying this about the GOP for decades.
@Toteke
@Toteke 5 ай бұрын
The timing and flow of the "El Diablo Hombres" bit was so cromulent
@iamthewalrus8391
@iamthewalrus8391 5 ай бұрын
9:55 What's next eating different types of food? TIL Taco Tuesday is a slippery slope.
@FelizTheLifeguardMinion3
@FelizTheLifeguardMinion3 5 ай бұрын
This is so accurate wow. I couldn’t tell if this was fox or not… had to check like 5 times… 😂
@RevvyTone
@RevvyTone 5 ай бұрын
Thank you, this one is going to be shared over and over by me.
@tlacamazatl
@tlacamazatl 5 ай бұрын
The lowrider line got me. 😅
@greghunter6951
@greghunter6951 5 ай бұрын
Nice to hear the truth is out there.
@sndchamp9949
@sndchamp9949 3 ай бұрын
“I hate being challenged” The sentence that describes the entire Republican party
@wreitz455
@wreitz455 5 ай бұрын
Steve you would make a great one term congressman in any heavy red district. Give them the whole spiel get elected and then vote against all MAGA/Republican legislation. It would be a short term and fun (except for the death threats that would be sure to come afterwards).
@joeschmo3844
@joeschmo3844 5 ай бұрын
And you’d be well within your rights to tell angry constituents that maybe they shouldn’t just assume that politicians who say they want to hear are telling the truth.
@graydanerasmussen4071
@graydanerasmussen4071 5 ай бұрын
I had a "Poe's law" moment at some point during your excellent speech: I couldn't tell if you were making fun of us! But then I realized that you are only Telling It Like It Is, and my moment of existential dread passed! :D My only disappointment is, you forgot to tell us which "Republican Think Tank" you work for, so I can add my measly contribution to the millions that the richest people in America send, because we clearly have SO much in common, and I can totally trust that they will recommend laws that benefit ME!
@seanmcdonald4686
@seanmcdonald4686 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant as always. I love the douche-wig.
@rinzaghi2057
@rinzaghi2057 5 ай бұрын
So on brand...red tie too
@joeschmo3844
@joeschmo3844 5 ай бұрын
And now the phrase “douche-wig” has been added to my vocabulary. It fits my favorite format of insult names: vaguely swear-y word (fuck, shit, douche) plus random object (pipe, wig, canoe).
@shnickityshnoo3574
@shnickityshnoo3574 5 ай бұрын
They're going to customize all your cars! Run for the hills! It's so perfectly stupid that I could legit see some of them actually fearing this might happen. *chef's kiss*
@Ryuujinv01
@Ryuujinv01 5 ай бұрын
The whole bit @4:00, this is why I call centrists right wing extremists, any amount of negotiating with them is like Charlie Brown earnestly thinking he's going to kick the football, his fault after a certain point.
@Matthew_Raymond
@Matthew_Raymond 5 ай бұрын
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the taco trucks on every corner. Are you not concerned about the scourge of plentiful tacos?!!
@thing_under_the_stairs
@thing_under_the_stairs 5 ай бұрын
I'm so frightened of the tacos that I'm going to have to eat them all in self defence.
@angelofverdun456
@angelofverdun456 4 ай бұрын
I could go for a taco 🌮
@skeekeedee
@skeekeedee 4 ай бұрын
Now I need a taco
@darthmeticulous6901
@darthmeticulous6901 5 ай бұрын
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the grand irony that the folks who get mad about immigrants coming to the US (documented or not) tend to forget that unless descended from Native Americans, they are descended from immigrants given how the land was taken hundreds of years ago from Native Americans. Still… best part was how you paralleled almost exactly what Trump said about Mexican immigrants at the start of his 2016 campaign.
@agonzalez8924
@agonzalez8924 5 ай бұрын
I think they are well aware of the history, its what makes them paranoid and afraid that brown people will do it to them. That's why they are so desperate to keep immigrants out.
@Atheos-1
@Atheos-1 5 ай бұрын
Even "native Americans" emigrated here. Just an fyi, humans evolved in Africa. If they live anywhere else, other than Africa, they're immigrants.
@martind7612
@martind7612 5 ай бұрын
Sounds about right from my non-american perspective🤷‍♂️
@HotDogTimeMachine385
@HotDogTimeMachine385 5 ай бұрын
Every republican needs to watch this. This is EXACTLY what they say.
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 5 ай бұрын
I'm sending this link to a conservative friend. I'm curious to see if he'll understand it's sarcastic.
@pureflix8086
@pureflix8086 5 ай бұрын
I think one of the funniest things about these videos is the incongruity of the applause lines😂😂
@mandipandi303
@mandipandi303 5 ай бұрын
This is brilliant! Rep. Troy Nehls essentially admitted this. He literally said he wouldn't vote for it because it would improve Biden's and Democrat's polling numbers
@comradecam9530
@comradecam9530 4 ай бұрын
“There’s no such thing as an inconvenient fact when you don’t give a shit about the facts to begin with.” - hard truth.
@ObsessiveSting
@ObsessiveSting 5 ай бұрын
The parts where you shout triggers my Right Fearing PTSD... Bravo!
@James2210
@James2210 5 ай бұрын
"el diablo hambres" The Devil Hungers... kinda metal
@aliwantizu
@aliwantizu 3 ай бұрын
I love how they always would say that they gotta own guns to protect against the government, yet when the public was protesting police brutality, they grabbed their guns and went out and stood between cops and protestors...but they weren't trying to protect the protestors from the cops (aka the government,) no they were trying to protect armed cops form unarmed protestors. That pretty much proved that they don't own guns to protect against the government, but to protect against "them" whoever "they/them" may happen to be in the mind of the gun owner.
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 5 ай бұрын
Now this was cathartic.
@jeannenorris8872
@jeannenorris8872 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Thank you.
@SnarkNSass
@SnarkNSass 5 ай бұрын
I miss the facepalm series 😂 I say Lord DampNut every time they make me 😂😂😂😂
@samwill7259
@samwill7259 5 ай бұрын
I'm holding my breath to see if this will be actually funny or just bitterly funny come November, jesus christ
@dondashall
@dondashall 5 ай бұрын
I love this series. I found your channel via someone posting your video about conservative media literacy in a fb group and found some other really good videos I've enjoyed (like this series). Keep up the good work.
@soundscape26
@soundscape26 5 ай бұрын
This series is priceless. 😂😂
@TheRealZanryu
@TheRealZanryu 5 ай бұрын
We need truth serum to rain from the sky.
@Frances864
@Frances864 5 ай бұрын
I can’t express how much I love these videos. Keep ‘em coming❤
@tiyenin
@tiyenin 5 ай бұрын
15:29 Speaks the truth. Republican party lost its way years ago.
@taosterlord157
@taosterlord157 5 ай бұрын
Specifically in the 1800s when they ended Reconstruction early to stay in power.
@Orochimaruswife1
@Orochimaruswife1 5 ай бұрын
Steve, these sketches scare me. You could be a great evil guy if you wanted to be.
@ingsoc64
@ingsoc64 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for this video! I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in quite some time. I really needed that!😂
@SARCASTICLES
@SARCASTICLES 5 ай бұрын
How verily hast thou nailethed it, Mr. Shives.
@laronk.jenkins9078
@laronk.jenkins9078 5 ай бұрын
Bravo, sir! Well done! ;-)
@Bigredhound
@Bigredhound 5 ай бұрын
These are just too good. Keep it up! 😂
@mvcatdaddy
@mvcatdaddy 5 ай бұрын
These just get better and better. Keep it up.
@josephprice4095
@josephprice4095 5 ай бұрын
This needs to be heard by everyone.
@MADBOenter
@MADBOenter 5 ай бұрын
Steve, totally/completely on point, verbatim….brilliant as usual
@TiffanyStarrxxx
@TiffanyStarrxxx 5 ай бұрын
I love these. So accurate, but so depressing all at the same time.
@legendaryonii6989
@legendaryonii6989 5 ай бұрын
You forgot the occasional 2 black guys standing in the crowd lol
@subobing3551
@subobing3551 4 ай бұрын
Yep! That’s about right!
@user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat
@user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat 5 ай бұрын
Yes, 2 videos about Republicans saying the quiet parts out loud videos in a month! Keep it up!
@podemosurss8316
@podemosurss8316 5 ай бұрын
9:55 * Laughs in Spanish who speaks English and a bit of German *
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 5 ай бұрын
These vids are pure gold! Keep'em comin' !!
@alex_blue5802
@alex_blue5802 4 ай бұрын
You understand the situation very well. Kudos.
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