If Social Media Platforms Were People

[@thelonepianist17]

I love it how Twitter has to complain/whine and/or be offended by everything.

[@Chris7ianGMZ]

Yeah, because Twitter is the only social media where you see that 🙄

[@princesserika9899]

Well that's the reality of Twitter 🙂

[@morningfromspace]

Super accurate​ 😶

[@hanstheexplorer]

Twitter for Android

[@candiceb_mat]

Those are the LGTB+ censors 🤣🤣🤣

[@tsunamifoxy]

This is so hilarious and accurate. Redditor not seeing the sun for years and having a fedora is literally the perfect representation of Reddit. Also Pinterest being the only one who's just trying to enjoy life and please everyone is so cute!

[@gooquestione]

It's not supposed to be perfect, these are comedic stereotypes

Pinterest may be the best social media so far - Reddit is the worst.

[@LunaFreiheit]

This is why PInterest still my fav of them lol

[@CantrellMS]

Only if Reddit also had an INTJ nametag.

[@The_Maroon_Rose]

@ Eeeh, the worst is probably Twitter

[@xyznightwing]

Pinterest has got to be the least toxic social media. Whenever I come from there I always feel warm, fuzzy, and happy

[@AzyTheKitty]

Lol true... I had to delete instagram for all the toxicity and goes to pinterest and got all the warmth i needed 🤣 i mean, at least, there's less karen in there y'know

[@pinkymermaid9967]

Same! I really like to see artists' arts. So chilling for me. I love pinterest.🥰

[@noonelooksatusers]

Fr

[@Captain_Bob]

Until you go to the comment section and see people complaining about "yaoi fetishizing gay men" when people just want to see fanart of their favorite ships...

[@shivanyatiwari.]

Then you haven't seen true Pinterest yet💀💀 pin is cursed too it's just take a little longer for people to find that

[@pepperimps01]

Pinterest being wholesome and adorable is just what I needed 😂

[@CallmeOzymandias]

I love pinterest. Don't tell anyone.

[@EvelynSucksAtLife]

@@CallmeOzymandias I also love Pinterest

[@Comrade_mommy]

And why it’s literally the only social media my kid uses. She’s considering twitter bc of all the stupid sht I find on there but I always remind her that while the best sht is on twitter, it’s also home of the most brain broken atrocities the human race can produce.

[@jmirellis3814]

I love Pinterest too.

[@xoxoblossomfidgets]

“Whatever, I can’t see dislikes anymore” got me 😂

[@xoxoblossomfidgets]

@Rivers Grace Oh thanks for the tip! I’m a fidget toys and slime KZbinr so I’ll definitely be using this method/hack in the future! :)

[@Miluielle]

@@xoxoblossomfidgets there's a return youtube dislike app which makes the dislikes visible.

[@OmerAsh]

An extension is all you need to get it back.

[@Hunt563]

i see them, this video has 94 right now.

[@TheKingOfWaffles.]

This comment gets a dislike

[@Panda-ze2xv]

Meanwhile tumblr is in the next room, turning all the social medias into a meme 😂👋

[@alfie23]

yeah no I was searching for tumblr tho🥺

[@Panda-ze2xv]

@@alfie23 thats the beauty of tumblr, we remain hidden while every platform turns into chaos. 🤭

[@mehwishmanha9250]

@@Panda-ze2xv Fr

[@gemmonade_]

@@Panda-ze2xv fr😭

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Still surprised it still exists. Maybe someday I will join. Was also wondering where Tumblr was in here

[@kitrobins4469]

“Man, such a shame that Tumblr died…😢” Tumblr, from inside the closet: “I’m still here!” “Sometimes I can still hear their voice 😔”

[@luckymuddypaw]

YES! THAT IS EXACTLY US! And anyone can come join us... So long as they are not from Twitter. We can't let them know half of the site is just making fun of them

[@vibaj16]

@@luckymuddypaw I think every social media makes fun of Twitter

[@Brievel]

Heheheh I get that joke XD

[@marianatorresvillegas5338]

Tumblr is the one that got lost in the forest and insted of escaping decided to become a witch

[@ankanand]

Sounds like a certain Leo Valdez is trapped inside the closet.

[@ceilinh6004]

The awkward pause after TikTok's, "I just want to watch the world dance!" was perfection.

[@OnyxGD1]

And by “I just want to watch the world dance!” TikTok means “I just want people to try crudely-made challenges in order to literally kill themselves for views”

[@trinaq]

Please do a "If Foods/Furniture/Numbers were People" skit, Frank. You never seem to run out of ideas, and we applaud you for it! 💗👏🏾

[@anastasiaschultz5719]

He actually already made one for Furniture and Numbers already if you look on his list of vids... enjoy! :)

[@FrankJames]

@@anastasiaschultz5719 i did furniture, but i don't think i did numbers yet!

[@anastasiaschultz5719]

@@FrankJames Oh my gosh, the legend himself!! And you're right, my bad, was mixing up letters with numbers 🥴 Keep at it, we all love your vids 😆

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

@@anastasiaschultz5719 Do you watch a lot of American commercials with phone numbers using words where the letters correspond with numbers? If not, don't sweat it! Might be because you're on the number 1 skit channel! And being a number 1 helper!

[@SXLSkyya]

@@FrankJames I think u did 1 and 0 and the 4digits number (forgot what it is

[@federationprime]

4chan: Sitting in the background in an ahegao hoodie, tinfoil hat, ankle monitor and jackboots, cleaning a rifle covered in MLP stickers.

[@calmingme01]

Oh no, not the 4chan 🤣

[@azzazelynn988]

Doing all of that while hiding in someone's basement somewhere.

[@zaffron6032]

With a poster of the funny guy with the funny hair and funny moustache.

[@trinaq]

Pinterest is just an innocent little bean. He gives me "Crying Girl who just wants to bake a cake made out of Sunshine and Smiles" from Mean Girls!

[@rpd0825]

The Tik tok filter has no business being that funny

[@Rainfalls55]

"Some of us don't like sunshine" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the_5th_night]

I feel like I can relate to Reddit’s vitamin D deficiency a lot. No sunlight for this almost agoraphobic introvert either.

[@Takisan111]

I mostly avoid sun because I burn easy, have sensitive eyes, and my hair turns a nice dark strawberry brown. Never realized I had a vain side until I saw my hair darken. It's gorgeous. I'm never going back to dishwater blond ever again.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Eyyy, another Agoraphobe!

[@lyssabug2887]

Wait but Pinterest was so sweet and that's so fitting- I saw a pin from it the other day that described Pinterest as "Social Media but without the Social" and I love that :D

[@Meg_intheclouds]

I love Pinterest sm! Like making Pinterest boards is a coping mechanism at this point lol (along with making Spotify playlists)

[@blueghost4769]

It does have a bad side, but it's a lot easier to avoid. You can just exist while organizing nice pictures into categories, which is really fun imo. Although, i have to admit it's way too addicting for me lol

[@noonelooksatusers]

Pinterest is great compared to Insta and Twitter lol

[@diaha1271]

You barely meet people in Pinterest 😂 Just yesterday I got a pin where all the comments were fresh and we all united just for a moment, it was like a miracle

[@hairiren1518]

I love Pinterest because of that reason. Thanks for that.

[@dmschoice2571]

I'm so hoping for "If historical eras/geological epochs were people" some day.

[@FrankJames]

one of these days!

[@michaellovely6601]

@@FrankJames I love these videos because they cheer me up if I have a bad day. It would be awesome if you did a sequel to "If Holidays Were People" video including Easter, Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, and Thanksgiving.

[@empedocles200]

​@michaellovely6601 could go further and get in Presidents' Day, Juneteenth and Columbus Day too.

[@sara.the.muggle]

I miss Myspace 😂 I think it came out when I was in middle school. I loved how customizable it was.

[@linmonPIE]

That’s how I learn HTML lol

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

Lol imiss it too. Although it took ages to load everyone's page! 😄

[@Roguefem76]

Haha, the Redditor acts all edgy but is probably looking at cat pictures. 😆

[@elsewhereprince3969]

r/blackcats is my flavor of choice

[@Roguefem76]

@@elsewhereprince3969 Drat it, I did not need another subreddit... **immediately goes to follow** 😆🐱‍

[@a.elsagonzalez6824]

I know I'm in like 4000 cat subreddits lol

[@thatbluecat1015]

As a redditor I approve of this lol. Love just watching everything go insane but not doing anything about it 🙃.

[@ilovemydoggo923]

Same

[@cansueceklc7745]

I was just thinking of getting a Reddit account 😂 Should I do it?

[@ilovemydoggo923]

@@cansueceklc7745 lol idk sure why not

[@linmonPIE]

@@cansueceklc7745Proceed with extreme caution. There are wondrous treasures as well as things that will make you want to bleach your brain there.

[@cerebrummaximus3762]

@@cansueceklc7745 I personally really like Reddit, as you get to meet a community of people like you. DM's are optional only. There are some really dark, inappropriate or cursed alleyways in Reddit, just stay away from those, and you'll be fine. Also, some subreddits are meme subs, and some are serious ones, know the difference.

[@michael_koski]

Was almost expecting all the other platforms to bully Pinterest for not actually being a social media platform.😂 Great job FJ! ~ Ana

[@meow.5498]

No one can pull off hats like FJ can.

[@ABCEasyas--]

He nailed it with the fedora

[@louisejoel]

@@ABCEasyas-- I got into trouble with my drama teacher for walking to school with one of these on (I'm in NZ)

[@Carol_65]

😂 Myspace with the white beard and hair. Good video, Frank!

[@pepegroda9609]

How did you comment 6 hours before the video was posted

[@Snake_Jaguar_Nerd]

@@pepegroda9609 💀

[@trinaq]

Haha, I love how it's to reflect how MySpace has been made obsolete!

[@anniefarrell9907]

Yeah, I learn about the chaos of the world through memes on Reddit. Love it

[@melissadavis642]

“I have a sewing 🧵 circle 😂Pinterest!!! HILARIOUS

[@coralroper6876]

*Stands awkwardly off to the side, scrolling through Tumblr’s endless entertainment feed*

[@Roguefem76]

I quit Tumblr when it became a longer-winded Twitter. Even the fan spaces. :-/

[@annoymous_]

I bet Discord and Reddit would argue about how less of sunlight the Discord Mods and Redditors get on average a week.

[@servantrose]

yea I would love to see a skit with discord somehow

[@hairiren1518]

True haha. Accurately correct since most people use those big three social media platforms.

[@TheKaykiwi]

Your take on social media is so refreshing! I can't stand it either. 😁 Hope lil' Buggy's doing well! Sending love!

[@flameking2178]

I Do Like Pinterest Tho

[@zevscozyplace]

Reddit is the Grumpy one and Pinterest is the Sunshine one. they're gonna become the best friends nobody expects, but then are the most supportive to each other the world has ever seen.

[@sarahelo009]

”stay broke” killed me 🤣

[@yahllinotfound]

As someone who’s spending like 5 hours on Pinterest a day, I’d def add to Pinterest some mood swings. Like at point being the happiest and sunny mood and then being like really angry of like really sad

[@blueghost4769]

I feel like that describes my experience on fandom Pinterest

[@rain_6690]

Throughout this entire thing, tumblr was just in the corner completely unbothered, doing it's own thing. As usual

[@vibaj16]

And Discord was the cameraman

[@samanthajones2095]

AND SNAPCHAT WAS WATCHING IN THE VENT WITH AMAZON AND EBAY

[@marianatorresvillegas5338]

Tumblr is the shoe leace witch of the forest

[@magahooda727]

If he ever does another social media sketch like this, I would love to see Tumblr, Pinterest and My Space's love child XD

[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Letters Were People" next! 👉 infj.me/3DbWhc1

[@randomdots7758]

ooo :)

[@TechnicallyCynic]

Out of the handful things you've personified into the types, the grounds for these characters is very expandable and sort of exists. Probably one of the better videos to go back to of this variety if you considered making a sequel. I find it amusing to exclude the reclusive and obscure Tumblr and 4chan.

[@harrychittenden4457]

Next do If Plants Were People

[@lisagd22]

@@TechnicallyCynic For 4chan, Frank could wear his black hooded cloak thing (the one he wore as Halloween in If Holidays Were People)!

[@BobTheSnail759]

'My Space' dressed as Santa Claus is probably the best thing I've seen today

[@chrisiscool]

Pinterest seems like such a nice person that is trying to survive in the mess that is this friend group 🥺🥺🥺

[@JKNat9004]

I just don't get Pinterest. I've tried using it and got bored quickly.

[@annabelwestwood6192]

Lol KZbin being so suspenseful and then releasing the most boring information is so funny 😂

[@tdkofsteel]

"You normies just don't get me". I have never seen a more accurate representation of redditors, and I say this as a redditor myself.

[@GeekNewz]

discord is not here because being here requires him to leave the house and interact with other people

[@spaceagepenguin]

No wonder Facebook is so full of conspiracies, it’s owned by a robot who thinks it’s a human

[@robbymounce5764]

“Hey, guys! I just KNITTED you all MITTENS! Which are JUST OFF CAMERA!” 😅❤

[@overpower3382]

Ideas: If numbers were people If sports were people If keyboard keys were people If musical instruments were people If landmarks were people If monsters were people If emotions were people If human organs were people If gemstones were people If toys were people If people were people

[@ruamcarlos6767]

I loved the last idea XD

[@wangsengsin2527]

If sports were people: Football: The leader American Football: The obnoxious one with a superiority complex Tennis: The sophisticated one Rugby: The aggressive one Cycling: The drug-dealer Basketball: The high energy one who can't sit still Ice Hockey: Is cold (not sorry) Golf: The rich kid everyone looks up to Motorsports: The one that is trying to fit in with everyone else but gets outcasted.

[@KenH60109]

Glad to see someone knows that the real football is what Americans call “soccer”.

[@tncindy69ragsdale26]

I think the musical instruments one would be really good! Doesn’t Frank play the guitar??

[@Xxa_ltTitanx]

Amazing idea! Im gonna comment on some of Franks videos for these. My fav idea is if sports were people!

[@nanosan1735]

I LOVE how you portrayed the drama of youtubers from 2:18 to 2:31 😂😂😭 Also LinkedIn: stay broke! *me who fresh graduated ELL and still looking for a job that is not teaching* : 👁👄👁

[@ozuray4307]

Where Discord at? Probably spent the whole night gaming and woke up late for the meeting.

[@lindsayorr3888]

Could you do if literary works were people. Include comic books, magazines, novels, dictionaries and thesauruses. I’m sure you can come up with more characters but I think that would be pretty funny

[@npcmcishark7379]

Of course Reddit is wearing a fedora

[@BlossomAndGuinea]

Nice video editing!! Made it look like the camera was moving straight from one Frank to another in one shot! 1:17

[@Maria_Miciano_5]

All of these are so accurate and funny! 🤣

[@suicune2001]

The only social media I use is KZbin. Now I want to go to the happy place that is Pinterest.

[@midcatwmn]

This was so accurate, but you forgot about Tumblr. Then again, everyone forgets about Tumblr. xD

[@BiRainbow29]

LinkedIn saying, "Whatever dude, stay broke." was the best roast I have ever seen. You nailed Twitter, by the way, FJ. Loved the funny video!!

[@aahanverma7707]

Finally! another amazing addition to the “If _____Were People” Series! Good video

[@affinity266]

That was really perfect and accurate 😂👌 I wish if Danny DeVito buy twitter, it will probably feel like a stage for stand up comedy instead of street full of rioters who don't know why are they rioting! that's how twitter feels to me, a loud street 😂 My space , the grandpa ❤ "you won't believe what happens next", "they don't want you to know this ...etc", all these click baits never worked with me, it actually have the opposite effect on me by not clicking. And who are they?! But still, YT is my favorite platform.

[@tong7290]

This is awesome, I love it. 😂

[@tong7290]

It's actually midnight here in this part of the world!

[@lopedeaguirre1]

This is brilliant. I was kind of hoping right at the end 4chan would arrive

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Before and after. What was your favorite Social Media platform before and after watching? Even if Frank James isn't on your favorite platform, it can be like having a favorite music genre but your all time favorite song being an outlier! Although, Frank James(goes by the artist "Riften") has music on other platforms!

[@meganofsherwood3665]

KZbin. Because I can watch quality content like this on it!

[@fairyelfniko]

Reddit one is so accurate 😂

[@Bunny_Bill]

Pinterest being wholesome lol. Clearly my man hasn't seen the meme side of Pinterest.

[@blueghost4769]

Oh no, not the meme side... I mean some of it is good, some of it is straight up drama lol

[@SamAndMaggie1]

2:18 THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE

[@Rainfalls55]

TikTok with the filter 😂 and KZbin

[@jamboree615]

Oops, I clapped again after the video was over! 🤣 These 'If......Were People" skits are so hilarious!

[@etoillenoir6169]

x3 loved the video and your content. Tumblr is the unseen gremlin in the walls making odd noises and giving off weird laughs no one can track.

[@adamgarrick3778]

It would be awesome if Danny Devito owned twitter.

[@authorjoannawhite]

The personalities were SO spot on! Scarily accurate but so good!

[@cansueceklc7745]

The fact that Pinterest is an ISFJ I just can't... lol ❤I love these videos.

[@jerryterwase9027]

This was a good watch. Should be played on Broadway.

[@joshwilkins9138]

I LOVE how Reddit is just chill, doing his own thing, and does not care

[@LifeAdviceSite]

“which are just off camera...” 😂😂

[@gravetiger9333]

"Whatever dude. I can't see dislikes anymore." XD XD XD

[@ilovemydoggo923]

Reddit just chilling and not giving a fuck really fits lmao

[@a-s-greig]

I'm just glad we missed the inner monologue.

[@melaninqueen2413]

I find more trolls on Reddit than any other social media I've been on. More than TikTok. It's so toxic and sensitive.

[@hg3895]

​@@melaninqueen2413agreed! It's full of misery.

[@italktoanimalsliketheyrehuman]

I lost it with the MySpace character 😂😂😂 5 seconds of a Blink-182 song on your friend Tiffany's page 😅

[@GK-ob1ni]

I was waiting for a AITA reference for Reddit, lol. Great sketch as always!

[@sketchyskies8531]

I’m too young to remember MySpace, but it sounds like it was better than now

[@joesr31]

not sure if it was better, but definitely simpler.

[@FrankJames]

@@joesr31 and you could use html to customize everything about it!

[@Hewylewis]

It's scary how accurate this is. PS: Still hoping for If Pizza Toppings or Fast Food Restraurants were people!

[@Stiggsway]

2:06 Great Edit

[@trekkie-cat]

Nawww...poor ol' MySpace! 😂 2:57

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

Being a Reddit and Pinterest user, I can understand them on a personal level

[@CCAAJaja]

Nawww not the menacing music whenever twitter‘s on screen, I‘m dying ☠️

[@VoidKing666]

TikTok: “Actually, I’m going to watch everything people do online and sell it. No cap.” (I’ve never said that before - it felt weird)

[@humanbeing7922]

What do you guys think mbti types flaws as teachers could be? Ik it’s not really related to the vid, but I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately. ISXJ’s are known for being really coordinated, but their Google classrooms always seem hardest to navigate because they’re too focused on the information to think about how it’ll present itself to others; ENFJ could teach anything well, but overexerts themselves and ends up needing time off to deal with mental health; INTP goes on random (often inappropriate or kinda mean) rants and people never know what they’re talking about but they seem to like it that way; ESFJ is a very people-oriented teacher who even brings in snacks but can be somewhat cliquey.

[@luyandzabavukiledlamini4693]

Twitter being the worst offended by everything is so the best

[@designerscott2945]

Thanks! Very cute and clever!

[@spiralore]

Hi James! I think it will be interesting for you to get into other personality questionnaires. Maybe strength finder, it shows people's motivation in an cool way. For example, people with the responsibility strength are going to own the success or failure of the thing so they'll want to enter into everything they thing that needs them, and someone with the achiver strength will want to do things their way so they'll be mad the responsible one is interfering with their stuff.

[@blisk-ms5x]

« Whatever dude, I can’t see dislikes anymore » *gold*

[@franka262]

"Whatever dude, I can't see dislikes anymore" 🤣🤣🤣

[@MJAY552]

They are all accurate but the most accurate ones Twitter and Reddit

[@michelfengler9460]

Thats the BEST THING of YOU’RE CHANNEL EVER!!!

[@melissadavis642]

I just knitted you all mittens 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@marithenar.8507]

KZbin one was so true! Thanks for making me laugh, Frank!

[@sternentalerswald]

I love the cut from Twitter to Reddit - it's so seamless! I had to doublecheck if it was still just one person^^

[@JasonMoir]

Those centaurs are a crafty bunch...

[@GlitchEdits._.]

If things were people idea:If M&Ms mascots were people

[@FrankJames]

oooh i likey

[@lisagd22]

You mean they're not?!?! 😱😅

[@kaylawiles4726]

Ha ha, very good job, Frank! It would have been hilarious to add even Twitch with Frank chilling in a tub xDDD

[@FireAlder2005]

The lack of tumblr is saddening, but also very accurate. Wonder how "as people" would go down since the Twitter & Reddit refugees came knocking...

[@j.m.2110]

This is so hilarious and accurate, well done!

[@Archenhailor]

the twitter/youtube dislike part was on spot so good :joy:

[@sedox3145]

KZbin and Twitter's personalities are so on point

[@gleytch0.0o49]

meanwhile tumblr is busy making a cake with nothing but vanilla extract

[@saraxx3071]

The spinning orange at the end has no function but it's quite nice and iconic. I like it. Let it stay, please.

[@hollyward1838]

I love all your stuff but this is one of the best!!! Love Reddit!

[@TIJEY-BEG]

Great to see you hit 1 million subscribers.