If Streaming Services Were People

[@FrankJames]

This script I finished in November's reign, But it sat untouched as the days did wane. It was meant to come out during the holidays, But alas, it was delayed until the month of May. So let us watch this video here Despite the delay of half a year, For the warmth of giving knows no bounds, And spreads its love the whole year 'round. 🧡 Watch "If the 50 States Were People" next 👉 infj.me/3LR51ZL

[@Ferrothorn462]

Thanks for still uploading despite the time gap, I know this *will* be awesome ❤

[@TheGoldeneyeOfficial]

Hello, your videos are funny 😄 videos like these are the best :D

[@TheGoldeneyeOfficial]

@@Ferrothorn462 this *will* be awesome

[@Ferrothorn462]

@@TheGoldeneyeOfficial You're right, I'm about to edit that 👍

[@TheGoldeneyeOfficial]

@@Ferrothorn462 sounds good!

[@Chigger]

I'm surprised Netflix didn't instantly cancel the gift exchange and hastily put out five other events in its place.

[@Anndreya05]

And then cancelled 4/5 of them

[@Sevencatsinatrenchcoat]

​@@Anndreya05 And the only one not canceled was the most boring one

[@GRBtutorials]

And forbid people from sharing their gifts.

[@davsav524]

Congratulations this comment just reached 1K likes

[@Beanie--]

It's a good thing Crunchyroll forgot to come because he would've just rambled about his own back story for like an hour

[@PoetryInHats]

Yes and don't forget the endless flashbacks of things we saw five minutes ago

[@loony6073]

Omg I was looking for this comment duds

[@ashvish8856]

@@PoetryInHats Is that Deku getting flashbacks of his sad past for 3 episodes straight

[@Blue2x2x]

Crunchyroll: **Sees Netflix** HOW DARE YOU INSULT ANIME!! Netflix: Huh? What are you talking about? CR: Dragonball, Death Note, Ghost in the shell! These were once great masterpieces. Until you dishonored them with your live action" Disney+: (Nervous/Guilty look) CR: Adaptations. And this, you shall die. AHHHHHHHHH- **Hit Netflix with a toy katana** N: (Tired with BS look, as Crunchyroll repeatedly "attacking" Netflix with the toy) Crunchyroll, st-... Crunchyroll... **sighs** high guardian spice. CR: **Stops, run away crying** N:... Anyways

[@HeartlandHunny]

Peacock shouldn’t feel so insecure about only having hits from 10 years ago. After all, until Peacock, half the time people would scroll Netflix for an hour and end up watching The Office again, anyway. 😂

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

They have the series Race To The Edge. It's a part of my favourite franchise, How To Train Your Dragon, and it's played between the first and the second movies. It's genius.

[@winniefrolik9272]

Hey Peacock did Dr. Death and now has Poker Face!

[@Drawkcabi]

Truth!!!

[@XSemperIdem5]

Yup, sometimes I do scroll for way too long but I've never watched The Office and won't so...I go back to KZbin where I also scroll for too long. Then I'm done with my lunch and watched nothing 😅

[@user-mc5vy2vk5n]

@@XSemperIdem5 yt was showing me in shorts so many snippets from the office that I gave in and watched it 😂 but on hbo max, they don't have brooklyn 99 (at least in my country, idk if globally) that looks from yt snippets better than the office tbh

[@Drawkcabi]

Paramount Plus: "The fact that I was not invited to this gathering is highly illogical." (Holds cell phone like a Star Trek communicator) "Beam me up." (Dematerializes in tansporter beam)

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

I have it for Survivor. 😅

[@mochisprite9779]

I literally only have it for Star Trek and ATLA lmaooo

[@rosegacha8]

I want paramount plus to rewatch DnD

[@CassiusSharp]

I wonder where Hulu was

[@DragonKazooie89]

I use Paramount+ for Nickelodeon shows

[@ceciliafaith4132]

Honestly, I was hoping for VUDU to be there as well. Being a streaming service where there's no subscription fee but you have to pay for what you want, it would have made an interesting dynamic. Crunchyroll would have been funny too.

[@imagination.junkyard]

Weird little cousin Crunchyroll isn't invited 🤭

[@linmonPIE]

He forgot Tubi too

[@Hawkenwhacker]

To be fair, there are way too many subscription services to keep track of. You won't mind forking over $1,000 every month just to keep them all running. Wait, who was I subscribed to again? Oh well, I didn't need that $15 anyways. I only spent my entire paycheck just to keep my stomach full. Damn...rent is due. I guess the street will be my new friend, even as I get pistol whipped by this guy who hates the homeless while he berates me for mooching off of the system, even though I got fired because I got sick and needed to stay home from being overworked. Ouch! My eye is swollen. I don't see that guy anymore. Wait, is that him? Who's he with? Is that a cop?! I didn't do anything! Where are you taking me?! *_HELP~~!!!_*

[@user-mc5vy2vk5n]

I think I never heard of VUDU, what do you mean "pay for what you want", you need to pay for each movie that you watch separately? I know the names SKY and HULU and was expecting them here. Also, there seems to be new streaming platform, sky(someotherword)

[@RetroGirl1967]

I think VUDU is something different, which is why it wasn't invited. Based on what you described, VUDU sounds more like digital rental, which is different from a subscription service and what the others at the party were.

[@noonzc-jp4be]

Frank just never runs out of ideas, does he?

[@lizzymoore54]

Of course Frank never runs out of ideas. He’s an INFJ; always thinking with his creative mind with thoughts that only INFJ’s have and can come up with. I love Master Frank James! ( from one INFJ to another ). 😉☺️🤓😎

[@noonzc-jp4be]

@@lizzymoore54 Hey there fellow INFJ!

[@Chigger]

@@lizzymoore54 ENFP here. My INFJ best friend has so many great ideas for things, so your statement is absolutely right.

[@LilMissMorpho]

@@lizzymoore54 woohoo, a fellow INFJ!

[@SpammingY]

INFJ party! Wooo! Love y'all! And... even if I couldn't stand one of you, I'd hide it! 😂

[@charmanderlover6433]

I loved how aggressive Prime was getting about Rings of Power. And the joke that they have to stop people from reviewing it because everyone "loves" it so much. But seriously, where did all that money they put into it go? RoP is a *far* cry from the Silmarillion and the LotR. Just stop making this show while you can Prime. It'll be better for everyone involved. Thanks for the morning laugh FJ!

[@ceciliafaith4132]

Hi, fancy seeing you here! 😁

[@HazbinCovenWitch]

I only want Prime so I can watch Psycho Pass season 3.

[@charmanderlover6433]

@@ceciliafaith4132 Now how bout that? Small world☺

[@equestrianrosie]

im not taking the time to do the research to confirm this but pretty sure that cool Billion includes purchasing the Rights to make it.

[@linmonPIE]

I really wanted to like RoP but it just fell flat on it’s face. The cinematography, set designs and the dwarfs were the best bits about it.

[@ChefGamrLafs]

You should do "types of homes as people" ie house, apartment, condo, homeless etc.

[@leslie6938]

Don't be surprised if he does it soon! I suggested something once and it happened not long afterwards. Could've been a coincidence, who knows. FJ is a prolific genius either way, so talented.

[@eeng17]

Yess

[@Sunset553]

@@leslie6938 You just gave me an idea for him to do thks

[@leslie6938]

@@Sunset553 I'm not sure I deserve credit but I'll take it, haha! Hope you see your idea come to life. Gotta love Mr Frank James!

[@itstheundisputedsagboo]

I like it & I’m here for it 😂

[@trinaq]

I love all of the shade thrown at "King of Queens", it makes sense that Hallmark would want the rights to it!

[@Mark723]

Criterion Collection retching to the mention of Hallmark Now's "Jingle-Bell Bride" is pure brilliance. Of course, Criterion Collection retches to just about anything, which is why I love him so much...

[@LizzieStalsby]

What is criterion collection?

[@Chigger]

@@LizzieStalsby I have no idea.

[@francescofilippi2824]

Collection of the best movies of all time

[@RetroGirl1967]

@@LizzieStalsby It's a streaming service for classic movies. Mostly pre-1980s and I think some foriegn films as well.

[@aves_green4923]

Netflix:Are you still watching?

[@JackDoesDabs-p1b]

What about KZbin?

[@santiagohunson6173]

I’d imagine Pureflix making a quick cameo and doing the “Jesus, man” meme to the other streamers.😂😂😂

[@raddaks2039]

Just the classiest dig at prime video and disney+ for review censoring. Masterful.

[@Joonivy]

The amazon and his LOTR disaster 🤣

[@ceilinh6004]

I was hoping Shudder would be here so that we could see Frank cosplay a vampire or something.

[@aleenahasnat9476]

Your videos are so entertaining. Continue making if things were people.

[@trinaq]

"I've got all the hits... From ten years ago!" Haha, that's actually an accurate representation of Peacock! 😂🤣

[@Ferrothorn462]

They say a stranger's come to town

[@zionfultz8495]

They call him Mr. Frank James

[@Ferrothorn462]

@@zionfultz8495 Strollin' down the internet boulevard

[@Snake_Jaguar_Nerd]

bro i lost it when Hallmark Plus came out 😭💀

[@annelyle5474]

Prime harping on about The Rings Of Power is so on point 🤣Just give us Wheel of Time already, OK?

[@drchristopherjsernaque]

I just renewed my Disney+ subscription yesterday and now FJ uploads this...coincidence? I think not! 😂

[@FrankJames]

👀

[@cisemcajigas]

I think I also see an incredibles reference in your comment. And I love it.😂

[@drchristopherjsernaque]

@@cisemcajigas Nailed it!!! I suppose I should give you a golden prize or something! XD Thank you for the comment!

[@IsokyFernandes]

I just love this series

[@christinazyck2910]

"the streaming rights to King of Queens does NOT count as a gift!"

[@javinshki17000]

now do if elements were people!! great work as always my frankonium

[@ptolemyhenson6838]

They're making a movie about that already.

[@PhantoMace2012]

2:10 criterion’s reaction to those horrible-sounding movie names Hallmark threw out is me.

[@genntube.00]

Where’s Hulu?! 😂

[@lifeboy3253]

Exactly what I was saying!!

[@RomaroBrandon]

You forgot Paramount+ who probably has beef with Disney+ and Hulu who definitely has beef with Netflix.

[@affinity266]

I truly respect and appreciate your art and your artistic abilities. I hope one day I can watch a short film written, performed, and directed by you. Please consider it.

[@jessicacapone5150]

This!❤

[@jessicacapone5150]

@@turquoisetranquility I thought the same thing after I posted that 😀💜

[@AdorableOracle]

I’d be Interested in seeing that too. It would be Actually kind of cool if it was more serious or like really dark humor… or maybe I’m in Melancholy mood? Lol.

[@AdorableOracle]

Yeah, if planets were people is a great example of his shorter form. Then of course, murder, mystery, and Willy Wonka for long form :-)

[@affinity266]

@@turquoisetranquility This is why I want him to make a real short film, because his videos are really good. And yes, we always want more.

[@gdmrhotshot3731]

They say the strangers come to town They call him mister Frank james

[@gisa.amorim]

Strolling down the internet boulevard Playing all the KZbin games (We need the full version 🥺)

[@gogo-vi2jp]

Waiting for the next 16 personalities to be of each persona reacting to their shadows and maybe someone else for a balance

[@sarahrzewnicki7292]

Ratatouille is one of the best films of all time… 😂

[@jodydiou]

Frank your videos just keep on getting better and better!!! Congrats on another wonderfully entertaining video!!!

[@neutral1997-zo6yn]

intj : robot entp : talker entj : leader intp : lazy my favorite team lol ...

[@JasonMoir]

Surprised Paramount+ wasn't mentioned.

[@Hewylewis]

What, no Paramount Plus? People need their Star Trek fix, dude!! LOL Also, hope Pizza Toppings or Pizza Restaurants is next!

[@harphappens4644]

I love this guy! He made me happy after a bad day

[@samanthashadowhunter4802]

Your videos are always more enjoyable than I expect, FJ. This was both brilliant and hilarious! I love falling down the rabbit hole that is Mister Frank James 😌

[@MiryamHalfon]

Omg but like why this feels so reall Ur like the best actor in the whole platform

[@kymelatejasi]

Love the jabs at Rings of Power. 😂

[@KhushiKumari-wg7xw]

Genuinely i Binge Watch your all videos 😅 🧡

[@NYCGlamDork]

We’re getting spoiled, not that I mind. Posting it now is very kind. That was a crap poem… 😂

[@TheQwerty13579]

Although your video was considerably late, My enjoyment of your humor does not dissipate. The holidays are busy, of that there's no doubt, Finding life's balance, while running about. So, I watched and enjoyed your belated post And hope you will give me a moment to boast. I know more of myself because of your charades And look forward to more of INFrankJames

[@samanthashadowhunter4802]

Nice 😊

[@SUBSDSNTM]

How does he converse with himself so convincingly?😳👏👏👏😄

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

I am very confused since I don’t know half of these, but I liked it

[@kobugikobugi]

HULU watching this video: y'all exchange gifts???👁👄👁

[@navineon4961]

1:39 ... smooth my man, real smooth

[@Ashmaryarose]

"Streaming rights don't count as a gift" Billionaire shi 😂

[@andrejka_sacred_coach]

Casablanca is truly a great movie.

[@tobieburn]

At 0:17 I thought it would be a rhyme

[@StephanieJeanne]

How could he do that to Fellini's scarf? 😂 I liked HBO MAX! He was keeping it real. Happy non-descript holiday! 🙌

[@EpicLichenut]

Funnily, HBO Max has Turner Classic Movies... which includes Casablanca. No wonder it was such a terrible gift from Criterion; he already had it!

[@EdKolis]

Good thing this video didn't make my eyes get weary. I'm not watching it in traffic, but I will always be coming home to this channel.

[@anniefarrell9907]

Peacock reading like an INFP here. Ha!

[@JohnChiu01]

hi Frank, thanks for keep uploading new video!!

[@ella_dee04]

0:52 clEarLY he's never seen ratatouille 😂

[@arrogantgodjealous]

I'm surprised Paramount + didn't show up and cause HBO max to pick a fight with him over South Park!

[@irenemorinico]

Me who was waiting for Pluto TV to come: 👁️👄👁️

[@hithertoundreamtof9302]

This was already funny, but when Hallmark came on I lost it. 😂

[@AtarahDerek]

Discovery and Curiosity Stream will just have to have their own party.

[@antixlegends2140]

Darn, and now HBO Max is just Max. Great video as always

[@8RGL]

Next time invite Chunchyroll and Viki to the party please 😂😂

[@PoetryInHats]

Criterion Collection gagging made me snork

[@blenderleaf5516]

Ol frankie forgot that music streaming services were a thing

[@NoahSteele-cc6sx]

I just put on notifications on and 2 seconds later you make a video

[@FrankJames]

notification gang!

[@SpiderKid-2021]

I honestly don’t know what i was expecting And I love it

[@jashepoon]

Here for the Ratatouille love

[@anneonimus4836]

Where’s hulu and Crunchyroll 😅

[@tugatomskanimation6370]

I like "King of Queens." :)

[@carpeimodiem]

HBO Fux is actually a great name 😂

[@beccacoleman498]

You are gifted dude

[@justAbigailsinging]

Okay but I’ve actually watched “Boyfriends of Christmas Past” and it’s good

[@ElleInc]

My children were all shocked by the sudden cursing. I had to explain, that's the HBO talking. Lol😂😂😂😂

[@FriskyTendervittles]

I wish so much that you would have put GAIA in here. I’m curious how you would have tackled it 😂

[@simplyparticular]

Poor PBS Passport…not even invited. They could have given a swaggy tote bag…

[@LilyIglesias]

Ok, Amazon Prime reminding everyone of RoP every 2 minutes kinda reminds me of my dad every time he gets back from some supermarket :P

[@tomjohnson4922]

Okay, first off the video is correct, Casablanca is indeed the freatest film ever made. Also, I only use Paramount plus so....

[@jessicaluk74]

I can't with Hallmark 💀😭

[@hydrokineticpowerhouse]

I’m surprised HBO cancelling good shows for the tax write offs didn’t come up.

[@kaylaisawesome9952]

I was waiting for Hulu bc that’s my goto streaming service but seeing some random ones I don’t know about as much was pretty cool

[@alexachipman]

Hallmark Now was absolute gold.

[@edi0157]

I didnt even know what the Criterion Collection and Hallmark are until now lol

[@springbonnie4]

You should do a fast food restaurant and have a joke about how McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken 😂 Ooooooh I forgot do you have literally everything in parodies😂😅

[@Hayley-Mae]

Could you do: If school cliques where people If flowers were people If movie genres were people If different brands of chocolate were people

[@dreamcatcher9360]

You might have missed the swear word by a bit...also it's Grogu, not baby Yoda. But still good :)

[@lauraressel]

Apple tv+: "and u get 3 months free.. of me" Disney+: 👁️👄👁️ Lol😅 love it

[@ZahidMehmood414]

If games were people please!

[@TexanSupremacy]

King of Queens was my favorite show as a kid. I was a vey lonely kid.

[@Pinkywinkykinky]

Sad hulu didn't make it in as a hulu stan, there should be a part two

[@clarajays]

The hallmark part 😂😂 they need to make different movies

[@melodyconte]

Aw! I wish I had the streaming rights to King of Queens 😢 🎶my eyes are gettin' weary🎶 my back is gettin' tight🎶

[@elizabetheastman]

King of Queens is amazing 😂😂😂

[@azarishiba2559]

Next possible idea, probably a very abstract one: If Physics Laws (Newton Law, Ohm Law, Archimedes Principle, etc) were People XD XD

[@knightclub1296]

0:50 Facts

[@KendallMarie94]

I was anxiously awaiting Tubi’s chaotic energy to chime in, but he never came 😢

[@preciousfox4740]

When Netflix came out with the Princess Switch movies AND i discovered the Christmas Prince, i have no need for Hallmark movies now 😂

[@JustinRoberts217]

Lol, I love how Hulu wasn't even present. Just like in my subscription history.

[@I-Cant-Feel-You-There]

okay the ending is quite sweet ngl

[@NyashaMuz]

It's hallmark for me 😂😂😂

[@BottlenoseTheSeaWing]

I expected Hallmark to go “This Changes Everything” as an RTTE (Netflix original series) reference and then Netflix would get mad