If TF2 Was Realistic 5 [SFM]

This is the last part of my original IFTWR series.
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[@maplegumm]

Is no one going to talk about how this guy has been missing for 2 years

[@SillyUwUBilly]

Yea exactly.

[@harambe8365]

Ya

[@tactical_showcases4238]

Wdym?

[@littlecarol1517]

Doge Knows De Wae he hasnt posted in two years, never said anything about him stopping the channel or where he was gonna continue

[@someguy5236]

His twitch is gone

[@somedude3596]

Airblasting burning teammates would only make things much worse.

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

XD

[@johnhenderson5222]

You would be blasting large amounts of oxygen onto the fire, essentially fanning it. Anything strong enough to put out the person would (exageration) tear them apart.

[@mattiamamusa5599]

yes it's called airblast, but you use the actual gas of the flamethrower highly compressed and realesed on your enemy to blast them away, he could be right becouse if the gas "toutch" the flames it would end up making a big flame burst and... if the flamethrower's quality is as bad as those w+m1, the burst of the "air"blast could ignite the gas in the flamethrower's container, ending up with the flame throwe blowing in pyro's hands :)

[@fallenmango8420]

John Henderson it's not oxygen. It's whatever fuel the flamethrower runs on. Something along the lines of propane I would imagine.

[@Dushess]

Meaned using oxygen from spine tank, but since beta Valve is lazy to restore air-hose.

[@docolt5731]

1:40 The real spy is the sniper, in what server would an actual sniper be camping in the Intel room? Especially on 2fort

[@TheGibusDemo]

Whichever one I’m on

[@NNinja1255]

I guess the sniper was on break, else he would've just shot the spy immediately

[@jaydenalles409]

But how are you going 2 spy

[@NoelistAvenger]

Maybe he's just a total n00b who's planning to use his submachine gun if an enemy players comes by. I mean, we have battle Medics, so why not intelligence-protecting Snipers ?

[@Avarice297]

Maybe he's a quick scope god?

[@jubby4533]

When shot, pyro's canister would explode

[@Marksnow234]

Yee

[@jubby4533]

@@PhartingFeeting didn't think of that lol

[@cloud0368]

@@PhartingFeeting its probably fire tank because pyros model was made before airblast was a thing

[@LOFEIN]

Bruh he hasnt posted in 4 years

[@UnholyCrits]

Pyro’s blaster wouldn’t help burning teammates

[@UrFaveValor]

Since most of the maps are wood - wouldn’t Pyro literally destroy everything?

[@joyschlosser2813]

True true

[@happyboi1447]

You got a point

[@Monkey62403]

Didnt he do that in meet the pyro

[@toastbutter8048]

No, they have fire spreading off before they created new world

[@itwasidio7036]

Kori The Pyromaniac that would be soo annoying, but also epic. just imagine escaping a building on fire

[@iffyt]

Legend has it, he's still making part 6

[@rey4874]

Is touchy even alive

[@iffyt]

@@rey4874 i hope so

[@rey4874]

@@iffyt yep

[@mr.0511]

It is good day to be not dead!

[@monkomonkulus]

It's like David Production making JJBA part 6 anime

[@negralisantos5350]

4:13 i heard pyro say: "I'm afraid that never works"

[@lordfoogthe2st720]

Negrali Santos I can’t I hear that now

[@Excaliburumbra801]

I heared the same

[@poopetcrab3099]

OH MY GO-

[@mati28287]

he said "need a teleporter here", but ok

[@yoboikamil525]

Pyro can say anything and then someone needs to add text and boom you got a Pyro translation

[@sirfloat8152]

2:08 - The best plot twist in ages

[@C.A._Old]

Best ever !

[@MyLullabye]

Imagine playing Spy and when trying to go invis your watch just says I'm afraid not XD

[@atownicpepperoni7217]

You try again It says « you suck » You got triggered

[@loriwilliams2944]

error: task successfully failed

[@peterhalasz9541]

Soldier Can't See!

[@tackyoptic]

YES!

[@CasualGuy60]

Technically he can, but he needs to remove his helmet, or try to peer underneath it since its covering most of his eyes :v

[@soupyboii2317]

yeah

[@soupyboii2317]

+CasualGuy60 yeah

[@EEMMOsGaming]

Next time lift youh lid and you might see it comin

[@mewhenthe3835]

3:39 when someone says the n word

[@silveo5257]

2:13

[@Weg002]

Scout really shouldn't be using a bat in a war

[@stokessquad5195]

or some radioactive milk

[@Confoosin]

same with heavy with his fists, demo with his bottle and medic with his bonesaw.

[@valuablebaguette225]

If TF2 was realistic, the Scout can run out of breath.

[@zOOpygOOpert]

Nah hes too fast for that

[@richardvasquez7091]

z00pyg00pert try running for 7 minutes. Yeah now you know what he’s talking about.

[@zOOpygOOpert]

@@richardvasquez7091 scouts too fast for that

[@omarditz2833]

No. He lived his life trying to be fast

[@zOOpygOOpert]

@@omarditz2833 scouts too fast for that

[@benn7963]

if TF2 was realistic request: two classes can’t be in the same round

[@dvtch]

blu and red lol

[@edh8900]

That's Highlander in a nutshell

[@HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme]

But they could be identical twins.

[@Anthony-cc7ws]

Bro this guy hasn't uploaded in 3 years

[@Cool_Adrian7]

There would be unbalanced teams because there are 9 classes

[@dodgediplomat]

what happened to this dude tho its been 3 years since he posted a vid.

[@worldwarplastic9800]

maybe he’s making the ultimate if tft2 was realistic or he just gave up

[@S3w3rSh4rk0]

@@worldwarplastic9800 knowing covid, i think he's ded..

[@lovesuka114]

@@S3w3rSh4rk0 bruh, that’s a bad way to think.

[@batato2850]

@@lovesuka114 but not an impossible one

[@BendyGamerYT]

4 years*

[@arrrdor1225]

1:32 I feel like many people don't realize that they make it so only teammates see them wear a mask so they don't shoot their spy accidentally

[@gamerone6122]

Due to the teleporter spinning at high rate You couldn't stay on it for a second

[@gamerone6122]

And the pyro could burn down the whole map (Most maps are made from wood)

[@revolvercoyote1421]

If you watch the shorts, object hover above the teleports.

[@chinguyen3253]

You stole my idea!

[@gamerone6122]

Chi Nguyen I didn't even knew you made this idea

[@aradiati0n]

Ubercharge doesn't work

[@zack-9506]

If tf2 was realistic? Well.. Random crits won't exist thats one thing.

[@synth2257]

Zack Suursoo very less bullet health

[@Ordi]

Zack Suursoo Says the fallout icon guy.

[@Ordi]

Mrbluecake Games Yeah, it makes sense because what if it punctured a artery, or an organ. Real life things.

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

@@Ordi whats wrong with vault boy

[@Ordi]

crushers 999 Fallout and it’s criticals. Fallout (incase you didn’t know) has critical attacks.

[@jeffsmith6218]

I love when the sniper takes of the spy’s mask, and then he takes of another mask that shows that he was the pyro. Favorite scene in the series.

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER MASK DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[@serplex.]

nani? but whats behind this other mask?

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

@@serplex. Omg! It's another mask!

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

Going to the resupply cabinet wouldn’t actually instantly heal your wounds

[@van_8]

Spy: heals heavy by sandvich Heavy: VERY GOOD Spy: Well yes but actually no.

[@jimzone5064]

correct "well im afraid not"

[@frij539]

Aleksa plays i see two mistakes here 1 : you spelled woooosh wrong 2 : why would i trust someone with a roblox profile picture

[@rosstheboss8248]

What did the spy at the start

[@notpapyrus2893]

Did you know barrels actually don't explode on impact with a bullet? It's just something hollywood wants us to think. Mythbusters actually busted this

[@yahyaaldo6410]

Not Papyrus wouldn't the velocity of the bullet (on impact) cause friction burns?

[@Summy_99]

+Smallie Cheese It really depends on what is in the barrels. If it is a shock-sensitive explosive, like nitroglycerin, it would easily explode from an impact. If it is simply a flammable liquid, which is strongly implied most of the time, it would not explode from a bullet. The bullet would not cause much friction because it wouldn't really be rubbing on anything, and even so, any friction that would be caused would not set it on fire. If the bullet and barrel were made out of specific materials, and the bullet hit the barrel in an extremely specific way (that would never happen with a normal gun under normal circumstances) that would cause sparks, and the barrel had a leak, so that vapor from the liquid was able to contact those sparks, you might be able to get an explosion. TL;DR: If the stuff in the barrel is a flammable liquid like we're led to believe, it wouldn't explode from being shot.

[@salty1099]

It would just penetrate the Barrel Surface

[@Assterix]

Not Papyrus the myrhbusters thing has no sense, every smart human can recognize that: no fire no explode

[@applepie4287]

Did you know scientist have developed a material that can bend light around an object which basically makes it invisible?

[@joydowning1356]

1:28 I think I heard “Oh there’s a noob here!”

[@user-Lemon234]

Yes you did

[@therealkapitanpipiskin]

4:10 lets just accept that australium is from the parallel universe where magic is fully legal

[@vidal000]

Ehhhhh."legal"? U r brazilian

[@therealkapitanpipiskin]

@@vidal000 Brazilian bacon is fattest bacon so...

[@wyillo6841]

@@vidal000 legal é a mesma coisa em ingles

[@wyillo6841]

@@comnome4421 mds velho, legal de lei, n legal de bacana

[@kingofgames1925]

Engineers can build as much as they want

[@kingofgames1925]

because in real life you can build more than one thing

[@yahyaaldo6410]

king of games it'd also take days, if not weeks to build a sentry/dispenser/teleporter.

[@someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656]

Smallie Cheese Then again if gave him time he could fill the intel room in any map that's ctf with sentries

[@redblood360]

king of games maybe

[@s1xie122]

it needs to happen

[@piparikakku349]

spy checking would kill your team mates

[@donk6790]

PipariKakku yeah

[@dangitsnile]

PipariKakku basically friendly fire

[@mohmo9318]

Suomi

[@jennytulls6369]

Reminds me of an SFM where Heavy and Scout are accused of being spys, and are brought in for interrogation instead of just shot on the spot

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Robert Clark weren’t their minds switched too?

[@germanromero8152]

The "noooo, heavy" at 1:03 felt so pure

[@doodoofard69]

Spy: **dodges bullet** Yeah realistic

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

He knew he was there tho

[@FrancisHD]

But people can if they know how gun works It depends on the gun

[@themalware3794]

@@FrancisHD Huh, its a sniper, a sniper bullet its really fast, so the spy power its not cloak, its matrix XD

[@chenn2749]

"I found one to outsmart bullet."

[@anotherrandomhkplayer6243]

Part 6 : the classes dont have weapon permits so they can be legaly arrested

[@maynardz03]

they are mercenaries... they're doing illegal stuff in the first place. and pyro is commiting war crimes

[@davoodoh3137]

They were hired mercanaries you troglodyte

[@randysumapig6278]

@@davoodoh3137 In the universe it didn't say that they bought gun licenses in the first place. So thats illegal activity

[@davoodoh3137]

@@randysumapig6278but they are mercanaries.

[@adamdufek7671]

@@randysumapig6278 ever heard of black market, i think thats how they go gun ;)

[@deniszapletal1834]

If TF2 Was Realistic every weapon can destroy sapper

[@agoiagoi9356]

Denis Zapletal Or you can use hands.

[@limpa9557]

The poor Hard Disk Drive sool

[@jonathanc.2677]

The poor Hard Disk Drive You would get electrocuted...

[@agoiagoi9356]

Unless you have rubber gloves like the engineer.

[@sniperofdoom9561]

The poor Hard Disk Drive 1 word. Gunslinger.

[@Onuj2141]

Just imagine he is still not started to making part 6

[@rhiannemiraflor2951]

When you forgot the dead ringer is nerfed. 4:05

[@kippy4986]

3:39 that “dafuq” just makes my day

[@jv_del08gaming22]

YES XD

[@SonOfAFridge_]

*D A F U Q*

[@liketheway4392]

the player can steal the hats from a dead body

[@random_chance]

Except for head or body part replacements (Bird heads, etc)

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Smitty He can saw them off

[@EFBJ-s1u]

And you can steal EVERY weapon, not only used from your class.

[@REEEEEESEE]

That’s a little morbid

[@kevenramirez4117]

Who's still watching this while in quarantine

[@itsamar7867]

3:39-3:40 Spy: trow knife Pyro:DAFUQ

[@jhoncenabomb2110]

remember: pyro and spy are the same voice actor, so it makes sense the pyro could be wearing a spy disguise.

[@loolkaaslukas]

But pyro is a woman read the comics.

[@Neekira523]

@@loolkaaslukas he said voice actor, not to be rude

[@thearbiter1544]

@@loolkaaslukas No it's still not confirmed it's just a little nudge a the idea

[@stiky5972]

@@loolkaaslukas where exactly?

[@loolkaaslukas]

@@stiky5972 I don't know game theory said that pyro a female is he made a video about his gender and he said that pyro is a woman becous of some facts and the comics. just watch his video

[@SmashSuperDylan]

The Classes Can Use Weapons that are not theirs. I mean: The Heavys can use Rocket Launchers and the Spys can use Shotguns

[@aansnjskdl]

In tfc he had a shotgun

[@genericTC2ber]

Good job, you just described randomizer

[@jesus.crhist3555]

R a n d o m i z e r

[@Shiroko102]

Imagine this, A flying baguette man that weilds a knife and a rocket launcher flying at you, and a fat russian man that can run very fucking fast with the baby face's blaster

[@danmarkers9353]

@@Shiroko102 Now that.............. is nightmare fuel

[@Vajperrr]

0:30 that’s still unrealistic, unless it’s a tracer incendiary round

[@pureaustralium8783]

Shut up

[@timur5241]

@@pureaustralium8783 not tracer from overwatch. He meant tracer rounds. They are real and when you shoot them, they're glowing.

[@timur5241]

@@pureaustralium8783 you have to understand the context of words.

[@anthonyfors5819]

@@pureaustralium8783 he is not talking of overwatch Trace

[@pureaustralium8783]

@@timur5241 i wasnt talking about overwatch lmao

[@c00t_doggo]

4:31 Doesn't he wear rubber gloves, mask, suit, and boots?

[@smileguyanimations8776]

“If TF2 was realistic” Every rocket is a crit rocket Head shots instant kill Backstabs don’t instant kill Face stabs (neck stabs) insta kill Sentries takes days to manufacture and create Pryo can set things on fire

[@ChoripanesAlVapor]

But, headshot is instant kill.

[@jockeyfield1954]

yes, because when on the battlefield, an engineer, instead of having a PRE-BUILT sentry that he has to put in a big crate/truck, he'd need to make a sentry gun right there on the battlefield

[@shaunkonidana6931]

A backstab would be an insta kill if he stabs the spine correctly

[@smileguyanimations8776]

Shaun Konidana True

[@kriminellerbusfahrer5991]

@@shaunkonidana6931 yes *IF*

[@sledge2002]

If tf2 was realistic, and the real world would be like tf2... Then Rick May would respawn... RIP..

[@nox7443]

This is nice commet. Real nice, maybe even the best

[@dragonacycx4619]

Yes. Also, i found a post on Steam :,, Rick May wishes you happy birthday" heartwarming, better watch 👍

[@sekibqnki2572]

Oooh I would be Sniper (Spy meets some problems 😰)

[@jayycvv4746]

Rick just ran out of respawns

[@wezzyluvspepsi]

Kinggo Purrp thats kinda rude

[@weedman20]

2:21 wait, why does the sniper searching for ammo if he have some in his jacket?

[@JustinWHY-zz7gz]

I thought those were crayons lmao

[@nataliab9317]

@@JustinWHY-zz7gz Nah bro, those are shapies

[@fluffgalaxy4884]

Nah they are his meds

[@Yougotcaged102]

Professionals, have _standards_ Be polite, be efficient, and never remove a key part of your outfit

[@canankaratas1580]

If tf2 was realistic, healing yourself from a supply should take kinda long.

[@obesepotato5667]

You could break open Mann Co supply crates with weapons.

[@depsatico1834]

not with the vitasaw.

[@OfficialYondoth]

Or the Fan of War, for that matter.

[@matthewr6148]

I dunno... regardless of damage stat, that's still a metal fan against a wooden box.

[@scorppio500webmaster3]

ObesePotato 56 or you borrow Gordon's crowbar...

[@milkmain560]

Free hats

[@thetf2soldier577]

Cosmetics armor can protect you

[@commandercody1210]

If TF2 Was realistic then you coud build a ton of sentry's not just one also some people can't do taunts like the backflip some people would mess up.

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

Like heavy but scout is agile so he would do it every time

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@berfaliajimenez2106 not all the time he can still mess up

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

@@Datoneguy_9343 think about it

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@berfaliajimenez2106 yeah

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

@@Datoneguy_9343 hes agile agile people can do almost any jump

[@TangoMango]

Rest in Peace soldier R.I.P Rick May 1940-2020

[@badcatalex]

Spy's sappers would only short out the building, not destroying it, until it catches fire. And engineer can't remove the sappers with anything, including his wrench, because he'd be in for a shock!

[@nobody-pr7fg]

Alex McCulloch rubber gloves

[@MrRedinator_]

*glove

[@cash4k514]

maybe engineer uses some kind of tool to defuse the sapper

[@MadToxin2876]

@@cash4k514 R U B B E R G L O V E S

[@ilikegoats8564]

Myth busters proved that barrels can’t explode when shot. So technically this is unrealistic.

[@Shad0TheChad0]

Although if the barrel was previously filled with and explosive substance (say gasoline) and is now empty or almost empty (like with less than a quarter) then the gases would build up, creating an explosive barrel.

[@Shad0TheChad0]

Or you could just fill the barrel with nitro glycerin.

[@bananapantssean5638]

I must say that your videos are getting better and better

[@milleniam]

4:12 "Need a teleporter here!" **backburns Spy**

[@georgevasilopoulos5359]

Heavy: Sandwich makes me strong. Sandwich: no,i don't think i will.

[@goldenpiggy2753]

George Vasilopoulos ah I see you a man or culture as well

[@victorramirez3411]

It's a sandwich. With a v

[@elo31]

You can get tired of running.

[@qiaoshengling2241]

oktay karaboyun-9 months ago?

[@JoaoPauloGQ]

Soldier cant see with hes soldier hat

[@dontno6681]

I feel like at some point, you would be unable to play Demoman for a while. Alcohol. I don't think Jarate would do much instead just (pun intended) "piss" off the other player. Maybe, but pointless. The Axtinguisher would do regular damage, in other words... reskin of stock. Before you rain hate on me (or not)... think about it. Unfair (to some) but what if even the tiniest rock, or soda can or bottle would actually effect your movement. (You might trip and fall, roll on it and gain a slight boost (if you land on both feet that is)) 10x, 20, 40, 50, 100, 200, 500 and more servers would be unplayable. Why? Recoil of course. And the rapid movement of the weapons would damage you or even rip off limbs leaving you crippled, uuuuuuuuuuuuntil you run into spawn (somehow, if you have no legs after a certain incident) and "heal" yourself like nothing ever even happened.

[@nacchen]

Guys Ths likes is terrible :P 666 -_-

[@ChReNiC]

@@dontno6681 Actually, Jarate could either a) Injure the other player via blunt trauma since its, yknow, a *jar*, and b) if it actually manages to shatter considering how thick the glass looks, the glass could also cut them up a bit. You could also get pee in their eyes, and it's still very much flammable.

[@shinyknight1400]

I like how words actually sound like what pyro is muffling it brightens up my day knowing he can still say da fuq

[@FrancisHD]

"invisibility wouldn't work" This is why we still have normal cars, short minded people

[@mememammoth7708]

DIsguises wouldn't change voices.

[@tarkuscameback1621]

No but experience does. We are talking about a fucking PROFESSIONAL assassin, he can mimic voices especially when there are only 8 others so....

[@jceight_ballgaming1013]

How the fuck would you be able to perfect mumbling? He would need some form of cloth to cover his mouth cause those wood masks won't do anything for him.

[@Farantir1]

_Keep your mouth closed at all times, duh._

[@justseffstuff3308]

JCEight Ball Obviously the Pyro mask has cloth behind it. Have you ever actually looked? I haven’t either tho, so probably wrong.

[@dogeprince415]

Spy could be a good voice impersonator

[@jessesmith3904]

Trading would be awkwardly handing each other items in the middle of a war

[@clownman2594]

Jesse Smith lol agreed

[@wasootori]

Jesse Smith let me trade a piece of metal for a brass minigun

[@carfarting7640]

Jesse Smith what about trade servers?

[@AM-dh2bg]

+Jaden Horng exactly

[@MNB730]

Kon .D Oriano depends, people can sometime be dicks anyway

[@ericzozio3188]

0:33 omg He sweared in french

[@5cover]

Merde...

[@slickrufo]

Part 6: there would not be 2 or more of the same person

[@marklagbao2296]

Players can wear enemy colors.( like red scout paints shirt blue to blend in)

[@commisarcaleb1766]

thats a terrible idea in a realistic environment as you would get shot by your own team

[@marklagbao2296]

Commisar Caleb I know, that's the bad side

[@Maxwell_Twist]

Also, if they use the rules of war, that would be a war crime.

[@monke2438]

you know the pants are fucking gray in both sides dumbass .-.

[@Maxwell_Twist]

Andreas Niinimaa ok... why mention that? Mark never mentions pants at all, he does however mention the word "paints"

[@monster_domosed]

Love like Pyro says *DAFAQ*

[@KitKatGamerZ]

lol true

[@adamjackson4522]

also he cant hold that flamethrower with a butterfly knife in his shoulder joint.

[@pyroteamfortress2174]

dafaq

[@psychocreepr]

3:38

[@IGNACIO_20]

A serie from more 4 years u have my respect famer u have it

[@renolta1365]

This man has been now missing for four years

[@wartide3long68]

Is no one gonna talk about this?

[@user-rx6xu6bs8c]

2:31 - but Sniper has sniper bullets on his suit

[@chloelastname4878]

Good point buuuut what if he needed more if he missed

[@tsolmonboldmunkhbold1065]

LoL

[@justinherndon1733]

HMMMMM 🤔

[@dancingenginier5707]

Thats a twist

[@jeffry_odd]

But hevy has bullets on hus suit to

[@creebotthegreat4159]

1 : Headshot means oneshot 2 : Backstab does not necessarly mean oneshot

[@thesquareeyeball8100]

Well, they don't need to die to be neutralized. You can also cripple them bad enough so they are no longer able to fight.

[@unknownandanonymous472]

About the backstab thing: the enemy has around 15 seconds after you land a backstab on him before he dies due to either a broken spine, completely destroyed neural system, heart attack or brain damage.

[@ihateputterheisavocaloidha1671]

maybe you be at their back and stab their head you know

[@davoodoh3137]

Backstab could mean instakill at one of the arteries that go to the brain

[@randysumapig6278]

@@davoodoh3137 ALL the knives of the spy is too short, it won't work

[@MagiKami]

Heavy is undead because his original heart was replaced with a ubere-able heart which doesn't fit his heart cords

[@Creeper_ofDoom]

we need more of these videos, its been like 3 years

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“If TF2 was realistic” *spy moves faster than a bullet*

[@issaccoltman6249]

One of the teams would have had to unmask the pyro at some point.

[@tackyoptic]

yup.

[@braindeadpizzaslice9098]

WHY

[@georgefloyd5869]

The pyro would sweat in his mask.

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

You're getting really good at sfm now

[@tf2mountains719]

Used to go back here to just check if part 6 is out.

[@catbear003]

If TF2 was realistic, there would be no auto-balance

[@potatopooter4071]

Ultra CatBear auto balance is gone

[@Lerre]

@@potatopooter4071 not anymore

[@waluigi8918]

1) Demo would have no depth perception. (Good luck landing pills with one eye.) 2) Dispensers would have very limited healing/ammo. (Just launching scrap metal at allies?) 3 )Demo and soldier could use the gym and work on their cardio to run as fast as the scout. 4) A wooden shield for the demoman would not protect you from fire and explosions, and could actually amplify the damage from shrapnel and a fuel-source for the fire. 5) The intelligence could be burned, soaked in water, and look at how many pages fly out of the open case when it is picked up. 6) Heavy would have serious health issues from eating sandviches and chocolate 7) What do the other classes eat/drink in battle and not die from starvation and thirst? 8) People could steal weapons from ANY corpse (Imagine a spy with a sticky-jumper) 9) The B.A.S.E. jumper would need a wider chute and a longer-fall to properly work, not to mention the hole in it. 10) You could go out of the map very easily (Unless fall damage of course.)

[@_lenx_6399]

What about bison meat ? Uncooked will make you sick or worse...

[@__mk_km__]

Does this mean playing demo with VR headset is chaeting?

[@spootis3784]

Fail

[@theonethathungers5552]

Waluigi maybe the chocolate, but the sandviches have a very healthy composition of fruits, vegetable, dairy, and proteins.

[@Dushess]

5) intelligence can be only become wet, because case is protected, also falling papers is just an effect for spotting someone running with them.

[@gezi5927]

you do know that shooting a barrel of oil doesn’t blow it up...

[@dogotube3668]

Touchy7: if tf2 was realistic. Also touchy7: spy fights a watch

[@tofu985]

Pyro is spy spy is pyro?!?!

[@mongodroid4842]

Spyro

[@darklord6346]

Big surprise

[@mongodroid4842]

@The Retro Studios Nice

[@KwassaKwassa_]

engineer could build as many sentries as he wants

[@wildflowerboi]

if he can build as many building as he wants then basically he needs metal because that’s what his buildings are made out of so technically he can’t build as many building as he wants 🔩🔧

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@wildflowerboi dispencer: am i a joke to you?

[@wa994]

Yeah but an actual sentry with the capability of aiming like the one in the game, it would take days to build, so yeah he could make infinite, but it’d take forever.

[@emptank]

The syringe gun is probably a one hit kill. If it really is a rapid fire dart gun then even one syringe could load a person full of tranquilizers, poisons or just air to give someone a heart attack.

[@sayorisbowtie5563]

They didn’t even mention the dead ringer the item that literally fakes you’re death

[@itsyourgalchips1435]

Top 10 biggest anime plot twists 2:04

[@tjimmy9373]

Villian Academy I don’t even have to go to that time. I just know it’s the pyro

[@depressedkermit3752]

Fuck off

[@fazeroblox9779]

@@depressedkermit3752 fuck off

[@gregtheegg7475]

@@depressedkermit3752 gtfo

[@egonszutner9154]

That spy Is a pyro

[@DoppRBX]

Dispenser wouldn't heal people or give them ammo by itself.

[@techleontius9161]

*sounds of 2nd law of thermodynamics*

[@Hugh_Jass1738]

Legend has it he is working on a part 6

[@ChaseMC215]

"Barrels can explode" Not true, this is just a movie myth, and even if it has the right amount of air to vapor ratio, shooting a barrel won't cause it to explode, but rather leak the oil out. Thank you, Sideprojects.

[@benbot0733]

You could steal people's hats

[@benbot0733]

Also no critical hits on everything

[@redoneteron5933]

True. Heck the black market would be overflowing with surplus organs if the mercs wanted money that badly.

[@edward9487]

Benjamin Ngoo Cosmetics...

[@damnitspowo3234]

Good Luck Stealing a Burning Hat xD

[@pyro3207]

if tf2 was realistic well you couldent repwan

[@bananabwead493]

JESUS I USED TO HAVE UR PROFILE PICTURE AND I USED TO NAME MYSELF MENTLEGEN BEFORE XD WHAT A COINCIDENCE

[@Iuffycs]

@@bananabwead493 AND I USED TO HAVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, ALONG WITH THE NAME

[@bananabwead493]

@@Iuffycs Lol,String of coincidences! RIGHT HERE!

[@Iuffycs]

@@bananabwead493 Lol, Long Penises! RIGHT HERE!

[@bananabwead493]

@@Iuffycs YEEEES MAH BOI

[@UltraSpy]

This guy’s a bloody legend!

[@recktrec5313]

For ppl asking did research he said on his steam group he moved on from sfms and was going to continue so I assume he just was tired from KZbin he did mention memento so see if that’s a thing

[@mayethcaspe7020]

**Spy throws the knife at pyro** Pyro:DAFUQ Edit: hold dafuq up.. Why do I have more than 400 likes?

[@hooktrapmcrae8013]

Pyro actually says The fuck

[@wast991]

WOAH YEAH I SAW THAT TOO WHAT AN MYSTERY YOU DUMB

[@coollkingbob7756]

Spy:*throws knife at pyro* Pyro:NANI?!?! Spy:Oh no....

[@juckya9660]

Pyro should've bled out after taking that knife out

[@beanng6310]

No One :3 types this reply

[@mpg01]

Jarate could only be used once per round. Engineer would be able to build multiple buildings. Grenades and Stickybombs could destroy the environment upon detonation. Heat exhaustion. Fully charged Medi-Gun would break if not used within 3 minutes. (Would short circuit due to all the stored power.) I've ran out of ideas.

[@BossKnight]

Mike Gorman Jarate can be used multiple times a round because of the pills the sniper took

[@Boo-xp7sx]

You cannot pee a jar every raund

[@BossKnight]

koga the thousand hands this will explain why he does piss so much www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm

[@memesandgames8242]

The sniper took pills that makes him piss every 20 seconds he also carries mason jars on you just don't see em

[@GrumpyGremlin.]

@@Boo-xp7sx What if you get drunk every rounds or just drink anything so much that you have to take a leak alcohol would still be probably the fastest way to do it

[@Jason-xi6uq]

Legend has it that he keeps doing part 6

[@DeRanter]

It’s the four year anniversary that he has not posted! Please post more.

[@mercce6750]

You won't go though your teammate

[@mercce6750]

Also there're no weapon stats

[@adonismorris2279]

Most classes would be able to throw their melee weapons

[@ssalty412]

1:38 ummm what's a sniper doin in the intel?

[@live_stitch5441]

Protecting it

[@KermodeTheLemon]

Maybe he a spy, too. But just better disguised? 🤔

[@coolpager3774]

@Doge

[@dancingenginier5707]

You know how He get piss si He dont need to everone watch him

[@pleasehelpmewithmylife9953]

Pissing in jars

[@henrystickmin3460]

This is beautiful

[@memelord2073]

where has this legend been all this time also if you make another video, how does ubercharge work

[@MrLodii]

Mercs wouldnt waste money on hats..... Maybe, who knows

[@dempi7164]

Maybe some would on their last money before getting paid again

[@rattleboons]

I don’t know man, if I was a skilled mercenary employed to fight a bloody war, I’d take every pay check like it was my last and by myself a nice hat, or maybe a new suit.

[@kringledoughnut8826]

If I was a Merc I'd buy useless accessories

[@shortround5238]

0:30 false, unless sniper has incendiary rounds or has the perfect angle

[@sleeeepyy_]

i think it's hitbox problems that make it false

[@kgosimookodithemechanicale2988]

No it wont blow up. It will just leak. If he used fire rounds the barrel will just leak out burning it won't blow up. There is no oxygen in the barrel.

[@Toasted_Toodler]

It can actually happen if you shoot a barrel the pressure of the bullet can explode due to it trying to let air flow in so cause this co2 like explosions so there is your proof also if you don’t have evidence than it won’t help

[@Toasted_Toodler]

XxOmega GachaxX thanks

[@Toasted_Toodler]

Artyom Kalashnikov yeah but it would take longer

[@thebassist8038]

Watch: burn in hell Pyro: allow me

[@Hurb0_]

To the people wondering where he is check his steam group in his "about" page on YT