If the British Army Went to War Right Now

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Squire

Squire

Күн бұрын

Now we're not saying that the British Army is massively underfunded, underequipped, understaffed or underpaid... No, we're showing you it. Honestly, it's entirely possible that things would go even worse than this if there was an actual war right now.
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@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
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@jjbaispeakfiction
@jjbaispeakfiction 4 ай бұрын
hi squire i would donate but im a broke boi so pretend i gave you money
@MrNPC
@MrNPC 4 ай бұрын
So much for being politically neutral.
@echo-909
@echo-909 4 ай бұрын
thx for the effort. donation sent!
@wolfgangwodtke2375
@wolfgangwodtke2375 4 ай бұрын
Hi, I promise I'll respect you in the morning and you check is in the mail. I'm kind of busy in a dumpster looking for dinner....talk later
@philswift791
@philswift791 4 ай бұрын
It broke my heart in Basra, the British troopers were awesome. Their leadership though wasn't. They had pulled these men out of the town ceceding control of the city to the insurgents. Those men stayed in camp sleeping in what amounted cinder block bunkers for the individual. Taking incoming and being able to little or nothing about it.
@MrAwsomenoob
@MrAwsomenoob 4 ай бұрын
Careful squire, such displays of military competency like this could make you guys a first round draft picks.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
There's no way they'd take me. Tried to run 2 miles yesterday, damn near killed me.
@History_Nerd_old
@History_Nerd_old 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy So that means you survived *takes note: is fit enough to survive 2 miles put as grade A- possible recruit*
@Coysprout25
@Coysprout25 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy If you're good with a controller you might get put in an FPV squad.
@TheVampyr
@TheVampyr 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy If things go hot like your video depicts, they are dropping standards and length of boot camp time like a bad habit. One of my Grandfathers started WW2 as a Private, and ended it a Major. He fought Jerry from North Africa to over the Rhine. He said by 1944 all his replacements in his company only had two weeks training tops. He was an infantryman in the US Army. Make of that what you will. Use what Ukraine is doing now as a dry run for what our governments have planned for when it does go hot.
@philpants44
@philpants44 4 ай бұрын
You can be a sniper then. A sniper who doesnt relocate​@@SquireComedy
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
A10 friendly fire was historically accurate tbh
@Hathur
@Hathur 4 ай бұрын
Yep. Technically speaking the A10 has more friendly fire casualties on its record than enemy kills. Infantry all love the A10... until they called one in for CAS... and were often murdered or wounded by the damn thing accidentally. The much vaunted GAU-8 Avenger it carried was criminally inaccurate and often ended up hitting friendlies nowhere near the intended target. Most surviving US forces that ACTUALLY saw / called in the A-10 said they would rather never see one on the battlefield ever again.
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
@@Hathur crazy, AirForce skill issue frfr Edit: also according to the comment section, most of what you said is false information lmao
@mcdoubler
@mcdoubler 4 ай бұрын
11 out of 43 British Soldiers killed in Op Grandby were killed by A-10s.
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
​@@mcdoubler yeah, absolutely tragic :(
@matheuws3710
@matheuws3710 4 ай бұрын
The War Thunder classified documents leak is also historically accurate 💀💀
@Anonymus675
@Anonymus675 4 ай бұрын
British army summarized: „In terms of money, we have no money.”
@redshyguynumber5567
@redshyguynumber5567 4 ай бұрын
“So how will we protect western democracy?”
@Hi-go7nl
@Hi-go7nl 4 ай бұрын
Yeah they don’t have any money cause they spent it protecting the west they gave so much of there money goods and technology to the American to try and get them to join the war
@Hi-go7nl
@Hi-go7nl 4 ай бұрын
In ww2
@JohnSmith-ei2pz
@JohnSmith-ei2pz 4 ай бұрын
@@redshyguynumber5567 Remove kier starmer the commie tard¬!
@S1lverarrow
@S1lverarrow 4 ай бұрын
Geman army - Armored infantry without tanks. Only few tanks exist in the entire army has 6 shells per tank on average.
@Lertoot
@Lertoot 4 ай бұрын
Sadly can apply this to almost any European army right now
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
I hope people see the message behind this. I was slightly worried people would think we were taking the piss out of soldiers. It's aimed at the powers that be, who underfund and undervalue the armed forces.
@Pystdammit
@Pystdammit 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy Funny part is the US military doesn't have any javelins either....Ukraine once again, so good luck out there chaps LOL
@minuteman4199
@minuteman4199 4 ай бұрын
@@Pystdammit But they are using them to blow up Russian tanks, so you won't have to.
@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 4 ай бұрын
Any *western* European army. Obviously Russian Ukraine aren't in that boat.
@marijnnn4992
@marijnnn4992 4 ай бұрын
Us still has 40k+ if they havent made more​@@Pystdammit
@BurningSpear213
@BurningSpear213 4 ай бұрын
If the British army actually started issuing FALs again that would probably help with the recruitment shortfalls.
@dreww3810
@dreww3810 4 ай бұрын
Problem solved
@bob_the_bomb4508
@bob_the_bomb4508 4 ай бұрын
Especially with wooden furniture :)
@RubberAfro
@RubberAfro 4 ай бұрын
Blokes love heavy rifles, just ask any soldier in history
@bob_the_bomb4508
@bob_the_bomb4508 4 ай бұрын
@@RubberAfro it’s lighter than the L85
@RubberAfro
@RubberAfro 4 ай бұрын
@@bob_the_bomb4508 slightly but then you have to factor in a much heavier round
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Public annoucment: Before anyone says it, no! We're never going to sort that beret out. We're not in the real army, at least not yet. So, we're sticking with the second world war capbadge, and dodgy lid for now. I've got a fair bit of family in the forces, and I'm always getting unwanted beret advice.
@kiju1394
@kiju1394 4 ай бұрын
Suffolk regiment? That would mean the army expanded. Very inaccurate
@lawrencemartin1113
@lawrencemartin1113 4 ай бұрын
You just crack on exactly as you are! Wonderful stuff.
@garhull11
@garhull11 4 ай бұрын
😁😁
@British-v1h
@British-v1h 4 ай бұрын
Rapid fire 1 round every 2 seconds deliberate fire 1 round every 6 seconds
@lorddeathofmurdermountain76
@lorddeathofmurdermountain76 4 ай бұрын
my complaint would've been the belt on the machine gun wasn't moving
@100_American_Bison
@100_American_Bison 4 ай бұрын
I’m surprised you managed to find this many British soldiers and them getting this much equipment together.
@OriginsReborn
@OriginsReborn 4 ай бұрын
We have no British steelworks any more ...and no shipyards, aircraft factories or armoured vehicle manufacturers to do anything with said steel if we get any ..mind, we could always knock up some lush replicas on our 3D printers. "Have at, Mr Rusky!" as you run him thro with your wobbly polypropylene bayonet!
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 4 ай бұрын
Great Britain is literally over as a civilization. It's basically just a cultureless economic zone now, not a nation.
@mrpugster
@mrpugster 4 ай бұрын
I wouldn't even bother fighting, maybe 20 years ago I'd be first in line to stand up but it's clear the "ruling elite" have their own plans, successive governments screwing the country, excessive green agenda, identity politics, hatred towards traditional industry, most expensive electricity in the world, endless taxes - never listening to the majority. BBC and media making it quite clear that the average male in this country is not needed or valued so sorry you're on your own UK, deal with it yourself!
@Boredandscrolling
@Boredandscrolling 3 ай бұрын
I mean all our ships are still made on the Clyde. Doesn't negate everything else but at least that's one thing that isn't totally in the shit.
@kemunalle
@kemunalle 3 ай бұрын
Imagine how UK would boost economy with all factories, coal mines and all.
@harrydent98
@harrydent98 3 ай бұрын
Funnily British Steel (owned by China) is about to get a £600m bailout from the Gov 😂😂😂
@jffry890
@jffry890 4 ай бұрын
Army so broke they gave the machinegunner a toy that doesn't even feed its belt but just makes noises.
@eddiebruv
@eddiebruv 4 ай бұрын
It saves money to not actually feed the ammo.
@a64738
@a64738 4 ай бұрын
Yes, saves money, uses no ammo and give the same effect of suppressive fire ;) Pure genius... Hmm if all agreed to use soft guns only, war would be a lot less dangerous ;)
@Grover91
@Grover91 4 ай бұрын
But to save money didn't supply batteries to he has to shout "dakadakadakadakadaka!"
@cheezycatnip8352
@cheezycatnip8352 4 ай бұрын
Wait till you here that many soldiers HAD to shout 'bang, bang' too, and I am sure people will think I am joking, sadly not!
@oooshafiqooo
@oooshafiqooo 4 ай бұрын
@@a64738 sorry, not effective enough
@charlessaint7926
@charlessaint7926 4 ай бұрын
"Right. Our budget is so shoe string that we brought back the venerable Brown Bess. If it worked for our great-great-great grandfathers, then it should work for us, you know, against....tanks. Think of tanks as heavy cavalry."
@matiasyannuzzi9655
@matiasyannuzzi9655 4 ай бұрын
British Admiral overseeing as the HMS Victory is loaded with water, livestock, rations, gunpowder and cannonballs: "All right then, old girl, time to show 'em how it's done in the King's Navy."
@Darkmouse20001
@Darkmouse20001 4 ай бұрын
You guys laugh - if I was to take my stead into battle it would be like a spitfire flying in the first gulf war. See if you can guess what I fly!
@lalthamuon6720
@lalthamuon6720 4 ай бұрын
"Form square" "Load grapeshot"
@TheOperationsRoom
@TheOperationsRoom 4 ай бұрын
Good lads 🍻
@emilycannon9110
@emilycannon9110 4 ай бұрын
There not Irish
@Generic_German_Main
@Generic_German_Main 4 ай бұрын
​@emilycannon9110 as a brit this is actually accurate
@emilycannon9110
@emilycannon9110 4 ай бұрын
@@Generic_German_Main more Irish do
@Pioneer_DE
@Pioneer_DE 4 ай бұрын
Its funny, if the video was in German and you'd be wearing German uniforms it would still be accurate.
@robertthomas3777
@robertthomas3777 4 ай бұрын
Here too. 🦘🇦🇺👍
@Adonnus100
@Adonnus100 4 ай бұрын
@@robertthomas3777 not much chance of australian army going to war until china takes taiwan at least
@beaverdam1199
@beaverdam1199 4 ай бұрын
@@robertthomas3777 We are still capable... Just for self defence. Our Naval and aerial forces are very good, just once our allies have arrived lol, US Canada and Japan will have to help us clutch!
@therealrakuster
@therealrakuster 4 ай бұрын
@@Adonnus100 From what I've been hearing from Aussies China is going to buy Australia first anyway
@Adonnus100
@Adonnus100 4 ай бұрын
@@therealrakuster they already try
@civishamburgum1234
@civishamburgum1234 4 ай бұрын
have you considerd the trusty old bayonet charge? It's very cost effective in terms of amunitions and pensions. Plus I have been reliably indormed that they do not like it up 'em.
@fubkenste1n
@fubkenste1n 4 ай бұрын
i believe they do like it uppem now...
@JohnSmith-ei2pz
@JohnSmith-ei2pz 4 ай бұрын
Yes MOD refuse to pay pensions!
@mattbrown7935
@mattbrown7935 Ай бұрын
A dad's army reference?! Sir you've made my day
@jamescoley7253
@jamescoley7253 27 күн бұрын
And pensions made me laugh 😂
@fenrisulfur842
@fenrisulfur842 4 ай бұрын
German here! May you have some comercial grade Gasoline? we´re running out of Gas in the Ardennes...again. May we can share? we have a lot of cold war 1980s MREs we werent able to sell them on the civilian market. ...Deal?
@ant5963
@ant5963 2 ай бұрын
we will give you gasoline if BMW starts installing indicators.
@fenrisulfur842
@fenrisulfur842 2 ай бұрын
​@@ant5963 D'Oh!
@TheCreepercrusader
@TheCreepercrusader 4 ай бұрын
2:20 Meanwhile the Americans: WOOOOOO!!!! THATS MY 278th TANK I JUST BLEW THE TOP OFF!!!!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
"Whoops, that one was one of ours...."
@TheCreepercrusader
@TheCreepercrusader 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy "I mean... The tank has Red White and Blue colors placed on it... Definitely wasn't ours-..... Oh...... Right.... You mean yours..... Oh....."
@emeraldthegreenvaporeon
@emeraldthegreenvaporeon 4 ай бұрын
Tank destroyed (friendly fire) -25,000 sl
@TheCreepercrusader
@TheCreepercrusader 4 ай бұрын
@@emeraldthegreenvaporeon I mean... It has red white and blue markings on it... And it wasn't the stars and stripes Sooooo....
@54032Zepol
@54032Zepol 4 ай бұрын
Oh look another one! 🚀
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
2:45 to be frank, a Ukrainian Bradley gunner learned the weak points of a T90 by playing War Thunder.. This outcome is very probable lol Edit: I love reading the replies
@HoangTran-xi9hk
@HoangTran-xi9hk 4 ай бұрын
Nah fr?😂😂😂
@tianhaoju4634
@tianhaoju4634 4 ай бұрын
He did only state he played a lot of games, so not exactly WT, but most likely
@hankrearden5460
@hankrearden5460 4 ай бұрын
To be fair there is a part of south Ukraine called 'Bradley park' where Ukraine burned up a ton of Bradley's in their failed counter offensive. i think the losses are over 100 at this point.
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
@@hankrearden5460 Yeah, ikr they can't keep it up for much longer
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
@@tianhaoju4634 mmm true, But that's the story I heard :)
@GunnerHeatFire
@GunnerHeatFire 4 ай бұрын
Babe wake up squire posted…
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
She's probably not into it, to be honest.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 4 ай бұрын
​@@SquireComedyhis babe is a man 😊
@balleater-xq5wm
@balleater-xq5wm 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy if she doesnt fw squire i dont want her
@Silence_Liberals
@Silence_Liberals 4 ай бұрын
based
@velvetinedrapes4359
@velvetinedrapes4359 4 ай бұрын
@@balleater-xq5wm you'll get of those "gurls" who plays HOI4 😂 (born male) jajajajaja
@chefboyardee2223
@chefboyardee2223 4 ай бұрын
Wow 3 days of supply? They mustve ramped up production.
@scratchy996
@scratchy996 2 ай бұрын
The old chaps who used to build military equipment have retired, and closed their workshop.
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
2:10 "and then wait, for the Americans to deal with it" Yeap this is a 100% accurate skit lol 🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧
@ba3787
@ba3787 4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately right now the US doctrine and strategy has become extremely Asia-focused. So don't expect them to show up, they want to fight 2nd Pacific war
@franzferdinand1393
@franzferdinand1393 4 ай бұрын
@@ba3787I highly doubt, for as much as we rag on each other, that the US would let a major nation like the UK fight on its own. They’re far too valuable to potentially let fall to any enemy. Poland or the Baltics maybe, but definitely not the UK
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
@@ba3787 hence why I'm joining the Marines soon here
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
@@franzferdinand1393 mhm I agree with your statement
@ba3787
@ba3787 4 ай бұрын
@@franzferdinand1393 The matter of fact is there's no way Russians could advance beyond the former eastern bloc (Poland alone would be extremely hard) The greatest problem is that the tactical reality next war in Europe will resemble the First World War more than anything else; expect to abandon manoeuvre warfare and brace for industrialised attrition.
@El__Leche
@El__Leche 4 ай бұрын
the squad gun sounds are bringing back my ptsd
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Hahaha! It's just such a good game.
@QuantumFerret
@QuantumFerret 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy any chance of a video of you playing it by chance? 😄
@dreww3810
@dreww3810 4 ай бұрын
I'm gonna look out for Squire in my Squad 😂
@kennethnorris4920
@kennethnorris4920 12 күн бұрын
Soldier using an SLR?, I Remember that (Old Trusty), it Was Pretty much Phased out, in the Late 1980's!.
@anthonytheelord9846
@anthonytheelord9846 4 ай бұрын
i can't believe British Empire was once considered the greatest empire in HISTORY!!! Unbelievable
@thelostcosmonaut5555
@thelostcosmonaut5555 4 ай бұрын
Same can be said for Rome. Now Italy is the Mexico of Europe.
@KenyaCap
@KenyaCap 3 ай бұрын
Alas things change. Army’s tend to be much better when you have lots of income. The US marines used to be Americas only professional land forces that could be deployed abroad, well trained but too small for peer on peer war fighting. Now the Marines alone can probably take on most smaller countries. Times change, sometimes for the better, sometimes for worse.
@KenyaCap
@KenyaCap 3 ай бұрын
On a brighter note there’s nothing like a war to increase defence spending
@AbuCentrist
@AbuCentrist 2 ай бұрын
Thank fuck the empire ended, imagine if another empire did the same things as well as putting their own people in workhouses, you would not be supporting it.
@meadervanwyk4722
@meadervanwyk4722 2 ай бұрын
Don't fool yourself the boers slaughtered them and so did the Zulu nation. Obviously never been taught history in school
@markfrost5164
@markfrost5164 4 ай бұрын
Alot of people complain about supporting ukraine in their fight against Russians invasion ,but it has pointed out how unprepared to fight the west is
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 4 ай бұрын
What reason would anyone have to join up at this point? The military used to rely on recruiting white guys, but now they have told those guys they are racist pieces of trash that cause all the world's problems by our ruling establishment for the past decade, not many white men are willing to put their lives on the line to maintain the status quo.
@caseybooth977
@caseybooth977 4 ай бұрын
When your army is fighting a war on a budget. Describes this video very well. 😂
@GenericUserName443
@GenericUserName443 4 ай бұрын
Very much spot on... obscene amounts of money has been spent on "solidarity" in my nation, all the while people wait in line for years for certain types of healthcare, the military might be advanced but have no numbers to speak of.
@AnimarchyHistory
@AnimarchyHistory 4 ай бұрын
Righto chaps. Let’s have a crack at Ivan, they’re down to T-55s thanks to our Ukrainian friends. But we are down to ten rounds each so…
@fabovondestory
@fabovondestory 4 ай бұрын
"What if theres war but no one _has ammo_ "
@G36C-556
@G36C-556 4 ай бұрын
​@fabovondestory what if instead of war there was a freakoff and instead of firing rounds they got freaky
@sliftyy
@sliftyy 4 ай бұрын
The oldest tanks that the Russians use as tanks are T-72s. Ukraine does use T-55s though.
@hometownboy6537
@hometownboy6537 4 ай бұрын
@@fabovondestory We use rocks and trebuchets :D
@johndthottam
@johndthottam 4 ай бұрын
@@fabovondestory we use our pub brawl instincts !
@larryalvares1369
@larryalvares1369 4 ай бұрын
The British were immediately drowned in a ocean of tea
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Ah, that what awaits us in heaven.
@nickjung7394
@nickjung7394 4 ай бұрын
Can't afford Coffee!
@kennethnorris4920
@kennethnorris4920 12 күн бұрын
Yes, our Fate had been Brewing for a While!.
@CancerGaming56
@CancerGaming56 4 ай бұрын
0:13 is that an army musician cap badge lmfao
@Stridsvagn-PanzerKommandant
@Stridsvagn-PanzerKommandant 4 ай бұрын
Get our poor boys the gear they need. We need our industrial base back if we want to prosper economically or fight off a war. Love from the US!
@balinthehater8205
@balinthehater8205 4 ай бұрын
So are you advocating that they buy american or rebuild their own arms industry? Cuz i am confused.
@MandalorV7
@MandalorV7 4 ай бұрын
@@balinthehater8205 I think in general western nations need to rebuild our arms industry.
@sety5591
@sety5591 4 ай бұрын
industry need to produce cheap commodity, like drone instead of Javelin. eg: instead of Javelin & NLAW, soldier need drones where they attach shaped-charges on it becoming an ATGM. Also, instead of HIMARS, they need plain-artillery and can use drone to aim it.
@balinthehater8205
@balinthehater8205 4 ай бұрын
@@MandalorV7 Its a limited marked. Everyone cant really build their own willy nilly.
@balinthehater8205
@balinthehater8205 4 ай бұрын
@@sety5591 Theres definitely still a place for ATGM's. What if your enemy can jam your drones? What if theres adverse weather? What if you need a building or tank gone for sure inside a minute and not inside half an hour? Drones are definitely going to be an important part of the arsenal but they are not as simple to use, weather proof, nor as destructive as a similarly portable ATGM or ATM.
@Mariner797
@Mariner797 4 ай бұрын
So as a Korean-American, having experienced and researched both nation militaries, I feel really bad for you all in Europe.
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 4 ай бұрын
Europeans have no future. Fix South Korea's low birth rates, or you will have no future either. Both whites and East Asians are dwindling away. If either dies out, the consequences for mankind will be disastrous.
@AdeleKakwandi
@AdeleKakwandi 4 ай бұрын
Don't feel bad for them, they've outsourced their foreign policy to the Americans, they brought this on themselves. If they had an independent foreign policy they would have independent goals and would have needed the military for those independent goals. Since they go along with the Americans with everything of course they just depend on US strength.
@Mariner797
@Mariner797 4 ай бұрын
@@AdeleKakwandi I'm feeling bad because they are downright pathetic. "Even" Korea, a very small nation isolated in Asia, has a military better equipped for modern conflict than the "civilized" nations in Europe. Though I am thinking that because I have negative past experiences with Europeans in general.
@reasonabledoubt6908
@reasonabledoubt6908 Ай бұрын
​@@AdeleKakwandi well cam do anything without american consent anyway so why bother.. 🤷🏻‍♂️ whatever war it is... it'll be an american one..
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
6:50 I did in fact, not skip this Excellent video as always! :D
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 4 ай бұрын
British Battle Plan: Wait for the Americans to deal with it. Well... It would be nice to be the heroes again.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
*American general dusts off cavalry division* It's been a while...
@jonathanphan8754
@jonathanphan8754 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy 11th ACR has been wishing for another taste of the Fulda Gap.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy Sorry, we've been having breakfast.
@tavernburner3066
@tavernburner3066 4 ай бұрын
It's only part one of the plan The second part of the plan is to be extremely ungrateful afterwards and call the Americas backwards barbarians.
@matiasyannuzzi9655
@matiasyannuzzi9655 4 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, US Congress is stunlocked in an infinite loop of filibuster because roughly 50% of it is a sock puppet of America's enemies and the remaining 50% is too incompetent to deal with that fact.
@maus7030
@maus7030 4 ай бұрын
New squire video is a must see
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
It's only been out 2 minutes, could quite easily be crap!
@GunnerHeatFire
@GunnerHeatFire 4 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@SquireComedyThey never are!
@JensScharbatke
@JensScharbatke 4 ай бұрын
Danke!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Jolly kind!
@Longhunter393
@Longhunter393 4 ай бұрын
1:12 it’s a deployed tank, in theater, its enemy 😂😂😂😂😂 took me a second to get the joke.
@HolyKingofPoland
@HolyKingofPoland Ай бұрын
? Sorry idk
@KRev1775
@KRev1775 Ай бұрын
@jdmdosjskWendling The joke is, that the British Military is so poor on top of giving away their vehicles, that any Armored Fighting Vehicle that is deployed in theatre is more likely to be an Enemy Vehicle than it is Friendly.
@HolyKingofPoland
@HolyKingofPoland Ай бұрын
@@KRev1775 oh mk thanks
@lascm5237
@lascm5237 4 ай бұрын
Coming from a services family this is bludy accurate - the old adage ‘if you can’t fight wear a big hat’ immediately comes to mind except we can’t even muster one of them either 🙄 subscribed 👍
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Love that!
@MissesWitch
@MissesWitch 4 ай бұрын
the roof collapsing due to mould and mildew HITS HOME HARD!!!~ my roof has collapsed and this is the second place I've stayed in, and there's a huge mould problem in my bathroom too!!
@nathanfishestoo
@nathanfishestoo 4 ай бұрын
2:59 you should totally send gaijin a letter about that😂
@jazjac17
@jazjac17 3 ай бұрын
Wow, having 40 years service in the Army, and still going, having witnessed blue on blue, putting burnt out warrior turrets back into firing order, after an OP to retrieve our captured SF troops, budget cuts and changes to society and the quality of where we always had ourselves as a capable Army, choke cough splutter, this made me laugh like a donkey on free drugs for life with his feet up and hay coming out of his arse in a donkey retirement home with laughing gas piped into the stable 24/7. This is such a bloody perfect depiction of where we are actually at as an Army right now. Thank you guys. Amazing.
@MatthewWilson-n1i
@MatthewWilson-n1i 2 күн бұрын
Notice that they didnt fire the SA-80 once, that is because it jammed for the entire video...
@jennybrown9694
@jennybrown9694 4 ай бұрын
I once was that R.A.F. person , it was not all 5 star hotels sometimes we had to slum it in a 4 Star
@davidfarrer4332
@davidfarrer4332 4 ай бұрын
Shocking! :0
@neilf1587
@neilf1587 4 ай бұрын
Better viewing than on most tv channels and certainly a lot more Honest.. Keep it up guys.
@craighudson2696
@craighudson2696 4 ай бұрын
A squire video naturally a clicked straight away because that’s my style sir
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeees!
@YoonbeenPark
@YoonbeenPark Ай бұрын
Were there any losses, Sir Craig?
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
Oh I know this is going to be good! I'll get the tea real quick lads ☕
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Get a brew on!
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
​@@SquireComedy Yeah! Just did :D
@General_kenobi12
@General_kenobi12 4 ай бұрын
Start the challenger engine lads!
@johndthottam
@johndthottam 4 ай бұрын
smoke the ciggies lads !
@pvs1557
@pvs1557 Ай бұрын
2:32 It would be the perfect place for a War thunder advert.
@viking8889
@viking8889 4 ай бұрын
“Alright, who is ready to begin marching up and down the square…?” Monty Python
@jacksimpsonguitar253
@jacksimpsonguitar253 3 ай бұрын
AT-KIN-SON
@SethMMX
@SethMMX 3 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that the Captain on Snapchat said on his story "Ballin like `45" and its just a selfie of him with a Bren Gun
@lonurad1259
@lonurad1259 4 ай бұрын
7:47 Look, your videos are wonderful. But for a brief... VERY BRIEF... moment... I heard a word I hadn't heard in a long time... A squire tm 'Yesss...' Came for the comedy. Stayed for the 'Yesssss'
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 4 ай бұрын
"It's a functional gun that we own" nice that you got all 4 of the Army's functional guns in one place for the video.
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 4 ай бұрын
I still love the british approach to modernization of Chieftain/Challenger - "let's just scrap half of them and pat ourselves on the back"©®® And they did it 4 times in a row until they had about a hundred MBTs left in total 😅
@Unclejohnfromaustralia
@Unclejohnfromaustralia 3 ай бұрын
News headline: “Britain declares war” Australians: “aw fuck, not again”
@Hybris51129
@Hybris51129 4 ай бұрын
2:10 "and then wait, for the Americans to deal with it" This is basically how the nations of Europe have planned their national defenses for decades all while boasting about how they don't spend money on their military and instead use it for social safety nets. Nets that are now more overburdened than ever on top of having generations of their population that have little to no idea how important it is to have a secure nation especially now that the Russians might be up to something again. I love feeling vindicated even if it took 25+ years to get to it.
@chaozulesg4992
@chaozulesg4992 16 күн бұрын
This is a satire video, oh yeah right, youd need common sense to catch this wouldn't you.
@Hybris51129
@Hybris51129 16 күн бұрын
@chaozulesg4992 Is it really satire when it's accurate to reality? Use some common sense yourself next time.
@chaozulesg4992
@chaozulesg4992 15 күн бұрын
@Hybris51129 oh so you serve in the British army do you?
@Hybris51129
@Hybris51129 15 күн бұрын
@@chaozulesg4992 No but I have paid basic attention to geopolitics for the last 25 years and basic 20th century military history. So again it doesn't take much to see the accuracy of my original comment but apparently that seems to be too much for you.
@chaozulesg4992
@chaozulesg4992 15 күн бұрын
@Hybris51129 is that why you think Europe has the mind set of 'let American deal with it'? I mean if you have been paying attention youd know that it was America that dragged the rest of NATO into their middle Eastern wars by triggering article 5, so not exactly Europe relying on America. On top of that youd also know that the UK just made Challenger 3 and Boxer IFVs, so not exactly not spending money on their military, while yes it is small, it is highly trained and highly equipped, like the new main battle rifles they also just implemented.
@mdsf01
@mdsf01 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant on so many levels! :) Well done. Oh, and thank you for pointing out the Youkraine fund raiser.
@johnc2438
@johnc2438 4 ай бұрын
02:12: "...and then wait for the Americans to deal with it." Same story, as always. In 1993, I was involved in Operation Deny Flight (NATO's first actual combat operation). Nothing had really happened until we Americans had got involved "with it" and carried the lion's share of the burden. Someday, we Americans either won't want to deal with it and won't, or will not be able to deal with it, even if we wanted. The U.S. cavalry may one day not ride to the rescue. I, for one, had a real eye-opener looking around at how unprepared everyone was -- Brits, Germans, Italians, Danes, French (yes, the French rejoined!) -- and were happy to have the Americans deal "with it." Things must change if The EU wants to be a player in this more dangerous world.
@ProudTurkroach
@ProudTurkroach 3 ай бұрын
Maybe try creating less conflict in south Asia and Middle east Then you won't have to fight
@dioniscaraus6124
@dioniscaraus6124 3 ай бұрын
​@@ProudTurkroachWhat did they do in South Asia?
@ProudTurkroach
@ProudTurkroach 3 ай бұрын
@@dioniscaraus6124 Created Afghan mujahideen who later became taliban, al qaeda, Lashkar-e-taiba, ISIS-K and Jaish-e-mohammed Supported Pakistan sponsored terrorism against Afghanistan and India
@ProudTurkroach
@ProudTurkroach 3 ай бұрын
@@dioniscaraus6124 Supported Afghan mujahideen who later became islamist groups like taliban, ISIS K, Al qaeda and Lashkar-e-taiba Supported Pakistan sponsored terrorism in Kashmir and Afghanistan
@luisnunes3863
@luisnunes3863 4 ай бұрын
"It's a deployed tank, in theater, I'm pretty sure it's not ours."
@Masada1911
@Masada1911 4 ай бұрын
Do try to stay out of trouble over in Ukraine old boy? I shudder to think what antics you and lazerpig might get up to out there.
@aaraar4055
@aaraar4055 3 ай бұрын
Yup, fighting wars is always difficult when you don't have colonies to provide you with cannon fodder, money, raw materials and logistics. This is what the British Army would have been like in both the world wars minus the British Indian Army, Australia, Canada and what not.
@halburd1
@halburd1 4 ай бұрын
beard man holding best rifle in the world wish i had one.
@DjDolHaus86
@DjDolHaus86 4 ай бұрын
It's called the royal tank regiment, not tanks. Therefore it is completely acceptable to have only one as long as it is in line for the throne.
@celtichistory
@celtichistory 4 ай бұрын
0:50 notice him flag his commander?
@UKRedSnow
@UKRedSnow 3 ай бұрын
Great documentary 👍🏻
@thomashsiai6250
@thomashsiai6250 4 ай бұрын
Hey Squire! This video is great. I find that a problem with many of the people in your comment section is that when they see your content’s message their response is more of “The west should give up as should Ukraine” as they barely hide their thinly veiled adoration for Russia When it should be, “The west must increase its production and military supply” The British spirit, from the Napoleonic wars to world war 2 is endurance.
@PaIaeoCIive1684
@PaIaeoCIive1684 4 ай бұрын
Gung-ho propaganda fed westerner spouts a popular narrative.
@ultravioletsus
@ultravioletsus 4 ай бұрын
You westerners are cooked, hear me out.
@franzferdinand1393
@franzferdinand1393 4 ай бұрын
@@ultravioletsuslow effort bait
@ultravioletsus
@ultravioletsus 4 ай бұрын
@@franzferdinand1393 wasn't bait tbh, no army in the west is battle ready and Russia is gaining more and more battle experience each day.
@franzferdinand1393
@franzferdinand1393 4 ай бұрын
@@ultravioletsus this isn’t hoi4 buddy, that’s not how wars work
@mechislander
@mechislander 3 ай бұрын
Man down? _MAN_ down?! Did the officer just assume that soldier's gender?
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 4 ай бұрын
Ah, Squire got the news about Conscription finally.
@MattCellaneous
@MattCellaneous 3 ай бұрын
This video could have just been a bunch of British dudes serving American soldiers lunch on the front line
@EllaSimko-t5f
@EllaSimko-t5f 4 ай бұрын
Your videos always bring a piece of joy and positivity into my life. Thank you for your warmth and light!🧋😀🐈
@SigurdStormhand
@SigurdStormhand 4 ай бұрын
19 days at war, already back to using the SLR.
@swisscheese-394
@swisscheese-394 4 ай бұрын
They're already at war with 'mean online arguments'
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 4 ай бұрын
Yep, they've even emptied tons of violent thugs out of prison so they could fill the prisons with political dissidents instead. Great Britain is no more. That island is now Airstrip One, a completely different nation which is totally hostile to the ethnic Britons.
@maxhruslov7926
@maxhruslov7926 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for the support of my people, sir squire
@Akatosh-r4c
@Akatosh-r4c 4 ай бұрын
0:25 the taliban beard is accurate
@psychobeam99
@psychobeam99 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, id be just fine if Britain decided to field FALs and MAG 58s again
@sergeykish
@sergeykish 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for supporting Ukraine!
@420pharma
@420pharma 4 ай бұрын
Fuck your proxy war
@andysvehiclehistorychannel
@andysvehiclehistorychannel 4 ай бұрын
Squire looks like he could be a real commander...
@gigaflynn_
@gigaflynn_ 4 ай бұрын
Good on you Squire! I've donated 🙂
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 4 ай бұрын
Legend! Cheers for that, incredibly good of you.
@gigaflynn_
@gigaflynn_ 4 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy 🥰👍
@LayronPK
@LayronPK 4 ай бұрын
Man, love the content and also thank you for helping AFU!
@mrdyvig
@mrdyvig 4 ай бұрын
Let me know if you need Canadian stuff. I live right by a military surplus & supply shop. They have some pretty cool (and random AF) stuff their!
@mrdyvig
@mrdyvig 4 ай бұрын
*there Sorry, it was the the French again.
@Ubique2927
@Ubique2927 4 ай бұрын
WE DID NOT GIVE ALL OF OUR NLAWS AWAY. We gave our "Use by" weapons to Ukraine. Our stocks are at usual levels. Still not enough, but usual.
@ShapeWortho
@ShapeWortho 4 ай бұрын
2:39 for a second I thought this was a WT sponsorship… phew 😮‍💨
@ElBandito
@ElBandito 3 ай бұрын
No one should side with Putler's war of aggression, not even native Russians.
@TheBoles13
@TheBoles13 4 ай бұрын
As a Ukrainian soldier I express my gratitude to you. Thanks Great Britain and its citizens for support. God bless the King
@janMiko240
@janMiko240 4 ай бұрын
As a Ukrainian civilian, I support of the message above. Дякую за захист. Слава Україні!
@diamondq7s124
@diamondq7s124 4 ай бұрын
Love the work y'all doing!
@sergiys54
@sergiys54 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for supporting Ukraine, united we stand! Nice video, looks like a piece for Vatnik Today 😜
@petermclelland278
@petermclelland278 4 ай бұрын
Any combat zone will have to have pre-booked Hotel & breakfast accommodation with a spare room for 'mam'? "Have you cleaned your American service rifle, son?" "Yes mam" Thats mi boy"
@philipmear8680
@philipmear8680 4 ай бұрын
A key difference is Israel honours its warriors, Britain despises them. I was a part-time solder a long time ago and morale was rock solid then. It’s fine to be humourless about the state of the British Army!
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 4 ай бұрын
Looking at birth rates, Israel has a future, while the ethnic British do not.
@jonathanramos8414
@jonathanramos8414 3 ай бұрын
Yeah patriotism is demonized in the UK for some reason
@charlesburgoyne-probyn6044
@charlesburgoyne-probyn6044 22 сағат бұрын
Britain hates itself
@nothandmade9686
@nothandmade9686 4 ай бұрын
As ex army I can attest the RAF think only in terms of hotels while the rest of us live condemned sheds or in a shell scrape.
@Accidental_Luck
@Accidental_Luck 4 ай бұрын
The Squad game audio in the background
@xaxsimplexescapex
@xaxsimplexescapex 3 ай бұрын
“Lets get him home and onto a wait list” had me rolling 😂
@Ilamarea
@Ilamarea 4 ай бұрын
Love you guys, thanks for helping Ua
@snapdragon6601
@snapdragon6601 4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 👍 🇺🇸/🇺🇦
@undulycriticalobserver2510
@undulycriticalobserver2510 4 ай бұрын
May the sun never set on the British Empi-…United Kingd-…Engla-…London? Yeah London.
@Emiliano-j2k
@Emiliano-j2k 4 ай бұрын
Don´t Forget The Vickers!!
@spaicia1
@spaicia1 4 ай бұрын
Royal navy consuming most of the budget be like Royal Marines new DMR project, new AR project, new shiny warships with lazers, new royal navy drones, shiny new kit
@Greenvr11
@Greenvr11 4 ай бұрын
00:12 is that a L85?
@OperatorJackYT
@OperatorJackYT 4 ай бұрын
It appears to be a modern iteration of the SA80 so yeah
@Greenvr11
@Greenvr11 4 ай бұрын
@@OperatorJackYT oh nice 👍
@LeoTheGuy72
@LeoTheGuy72 4 ай бұрын
Yes it’s an L85A2 seems to be a later war version so like 2010 ish era with a front fore grip with inbuilt bipod (gripod)
@wardy6224
@wardy6224 4 ай бұрын
L85A2. Not the prettiest but very reliable, the A3 is a much sexier weapon ngl
@LeoTheGuy72
@LeoTheGuy72 4 ай бұрын
@@wardy6224 I prefer the the look of the A2, just something about it that is so sexy and yet so utilitarian
@Engine1991creationsltd
@Engine1991creationsltd 4 ай бұрын
Bravo lads, absolutely spiffing video!
@heinzaballoo3278
@heinzaballoo3278 4 ай бұрын
4:05 Thank you for your support! Slava Ukraina!
@jdewitt77
@jdewitt77 4 ай бұрын
You mean to say that the British Army has only enough ammunition for 2 days? How did things get to this point? This is shocking and unbelievable.
@Schuhart-u9h
@Schuhart-u9h 4 ай бұрын
Ukrainian here, thanks so much for supporting Ukraine. It means a lot to know that there are still people out there backing the war effort, especially since this war has been going on for almost three years and many people have lost interest or forgotten about it
@artiarora-n6e
@artiarora-n6e 4 ай бұрын
what will ukraine have after this war, western mncs owning the country mr z....sky is ruling with martial law he doesnot accept favorable peace treaty
@Smartyvoy
@Smartyvoy 4 ай бұрын
Are you guys actually using the dam equipment, or are you scrapping it? Don't think we forgotten how bloody corrupt the Ukrainian government is. Seen enough videos of military dudes beating and throwing innocent men for refusing to fight.
@weirdman5529
@weirdman5529 4 ай бұрын
how dare you good sir!? defame and belittle the GLORIOUS and MIGHTY and CAPABLE Bri'ish army! This is absolutely beyond contempt! Despicable! How dare you good sir!? -Generic WW1 Bri'ish General who is absurdly confident in the British Army
@yournotgully
@yournotgully 4 ай бұрын
wouldn't say the british army is underfunded, no idea where the money is going though
@rubenskiii
@rubenskiii 4 ай бұрын
Ajax & A-holes.
@vinayaksharma8101
@vinayaksharma8101 3 ай бұрын
The British army will always win. It has King Arthur's blessings.
@aeonsbeyond
@aeonsbeyond 3 ай бұрын
Any more of this and we're all going to be running around with moist broadswords to save the world from Russia
@Billy69319
@Billy69319 4 ай бұрын
We got youtubers funding wars before GTA VI
@artiarora-n6e
@artiarora-n6e 4 ай бұрын
what a sad world it has became
@bruhman2089
@bruhman2089 3 ай бұрын
This would give the average British soldier a hint of PTSD from the sheer realism this documentary portrays. Bravo, Squire!!
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