"We're merely dressed like politicians during the Afghanistan withdrawal..." Priceless
@bowserdragon7773 жыл бұрын
yep killed me right there when they said that
@NotBOB-813 жыл бұрын
🇺🇸 LET'S GO BRANDON 🇺🇸 🇺🇸FJB🇺🇸
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
Get some aloe vera because they'll need some for that BURN!
@bowserdragon7773 жыл бұрын
@@doughesson not enough aloe in the world to cure that burn
@cripplegunsmith13 жыл бұрын
That's the most frightening of all the costumes!
@M4A3Sherman3 жыл бұрын
The moment Mat says “Here’s a shotty!” and Jack quietly says “oh no” was perfect. It’s the literal solution to every horror movie!
@bengonzalez52153 жыл бұрын
"A shotty"
@reaperhunter72973 жыл бұрын
A shottie bro
@mitchelllittle1263 жыл бұрын
Shotty my guy 😂😂
@M4A3Sherman3 жыл бұрын
@@reaperhunter7297 auto correct got me. Thanks.
@reversezoom42853 жыл бұрын
Airpod shotty
@Trig_master073 жыл бұрын
The beginning part got me the most. “Here’s Johnny!” “And here’s a shotty!” 😂
@backroadsliving77403 жыл бұрын
i like he went "ohhh no"
@Iaintgivingmyinstaout3 жыл бұрын
@@backroadsliving7740 he just looked so dissapointed. Even his mustache looked depressed
@sundownfilms90582 жыл бұрын
@@backroadsliving7740 Lmao that was amazing
@kevinfurey24702 жыл бұрын
I love that part too
@another_random_dude2 жыл бұрын
i agree 100%, dude.👍✌
@AustenAlexander3 жыл бұрын
"Navy vampires" i felt that
@trenton89982 жыл бұрын
Fucking Alex, lol. Same, tho
@EchosTackyTiki3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny as hell that children are being punched in the face and learning how to shoot precision rifles. Just like childhood used to be.
@Char70469 Жыл бұрын
Kids in America
@Iamwtfboi Жыл бұрын
@@Char70469cleansing Communism one 5.56 at a time
@kennethlindahl9206 Жыл бұрын
I remember ..ah the good ol days Getting woken up before dawn to field strip a m14 and talk tactics. What a great way to spend a 7th birthday!
@adriancontreras1880 Жыл бұрын
@kennethlindahl9206 how else would you want to spend it?
@kennethlindahl9206 Жыл бұрын
@@adriancontreras1880 I don't know ...🤔.. Maybe something that doesn't end in a 10 mile forced march. in the rain I guess it made me tough.
@ws29403 жыл бұрын
"Nothing makes sense anymore." Agreed Matt Best. Agreed sir.
@Observant_Observer_Observing3 жыл бұрын
Go take out them demons and all will be made right! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ab59033 жыл бұрын
1 Trillion% agreed
@johnwayne56203 жыл бұрын
Pretty clever.
@nostradamusofgames55083 жыл бұрын
"Is this like the Bird Box thing? Do I get to cover my eyes?" "Not at all! we're mearly dressed as American Politicians." Brilliant!
@User316623 жыл бұрын
yo kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5iUpKuCn5usfdk
@tyloedits19662 жыл бұрын
I mean theyre not wrong
@historybuff1848 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@meco11243 жыл бұрын
“I’ve got a chainsaw gun! Wait, let me reiterate, I put a chainsaw on a gun! Anddd he’s walking away…” This has me snorting laughing 😂
@swector_unit42573 жыл бұрын
In reality, he would just throw the Machete.
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
He never gets to have any fun
@jiml49873 жыл бұрын
In reality, a topless blonde would go running through, trip. Mesmerized at the fact she wasn't actually running away, but towards the danger, would be hacked to death.
@sammitaylor39428 ай бұрын
XD oh god! And we all know that a Guardsman in Warhammer 40k WOULD LOVE a gun with a chainsaw
@adamschank77032 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Jason just noped out of there at the sight of the chainsaw gun.
@dibspicer554 Жыл бұрын
Basically made a lancer from gears of war
@W1ckedshort Жыл бұрын
Everyone's a gangster till the lancer come out
@PhoenixT702 ай бұрын
LancAR-15, if you will.
@mitchelloates94063 жыл бұрын
"Oh, it's one of those Navy vampires" - I'm retired Navy, but I was still laughing like hell at that one. Wait, were you guys taking a jab at Donut Operator with that one? 😂
@BaronNate3 жыл бұрын
I was in the Navy first and then joined the Army for the rest of my career. My dudes always came with either, "I'm glad you got over your gay" or " Its ok to experiment with bicuriosity, but thankfully you came to the light and went straight." LOL I still laugh at my buddies, especially the pieces of ones hand we never truly found all of. LOL, he's fine. Motrin and water.
@simonnachreiner83802 жыл бұрын
“Butt pirates”
@pouncepounce74172 жыл бұрын
I think this puns originate from Gun envy....
@JadenAllen22 Жыл бұрын
Navy vampires excluding the SEALS, they’re their own breed
@conwaystern911 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂😂
@woodworkerroyer84973 жыл бұрын
"Here's Johnny!" "And here's a shotty!" *In a low, in trouble kids voice: "oh, no."
@VanillaGorilla5023 жыл бұрын
“Our table”
@benucho30163 жыл бұрын
"It's broken!"
@jordanschriml43743 жыл бұрын
@@benucho3016 Dear God what has this world come to
@reactaleu3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanschriml4374 im pretty sure this reply section is saying, "oh no, our table, its broken!"
@waynekline67983 жыл бұрын
@@reactaleu and i just made like #666
@mrtlsimon3 жыл бұрын
"Team work makes the dream work!" This was funny on multiple levels. The writers did a good job balancing social commentary, the Afganistan pullout and funny lines. Meanwhile, I'm probably going to hell for how hard I laughed at the little girl getting punched in the face.
@fuzzyhead8783 жыл бұрын
Can’t help but feel like the “tax the rich” line was a riff on AOC. Love it.
@pyeitme5083 жыл бұрын
Yep 👍
@ironwill24963 жыл бұрын
Hey so future gun owner... What gun is that when they say "teamwork makes the dream work".
@AlexMartinez-ts4mk3 жыл бұрын
We're all going to hell for laughing at the little girl getting punched
@JaxFPrime813 жыл бұрын
but how can you ignore the Magnificent Mandaville intro though? ...okay... Jack paid me to say this, but still... 🤷♂️
@CapnTytePantz3 жыл бұрын
"Teamwork makes the dream work! Send it!!!" The wait was long, but so fucking worth it. XD For the record, all fathers should include their daughters in spilling demon blood. ;-)
@ninjabearpress25743 жыл бұрын
My sisters had no interest in shooting sports, but my brother and I were that good. Thanks, Dad.
@sbritton13133 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the skits when the girls become demon teenagers with their mother that time of the month...
@kingkru70942 жыл бұрын
As a US Navy Corpsman, I wanna say I feel attacked but that's hard when I am laughing too hard. I only ever look forward to a few things each year. This and shark week!!! You all rock love ya.
@darkdevistation1499 Жыл бұрын
I love how sometimes one of them will literally act stupidly chaotic funny while mowing down ghosts beyond human comprehension. this series is truly the best, and i wish to see more of it.
@AmishGangsta4043 жыл бұрын
The anti-tank weapon has "ANZIO" written on it. That is perhaps the most subtle joke (and simultaneous nod to history) in the history of this channel.
@Torthak3 жыл бұрын
That's because that AT Rifle was made by Anzio Ironworks. chambered in 50bmg, 14.5mm, and 20mm :)
@logmeindog3 жыл бұрын
@@Torthak I was thinking that looked like a 20mm but I know nothing of the Anzio. The two Barrett M82 in 50cal didn't put a dent in Myers.
@daniel_f40503 жыл бұрын
Before reading the responses I was thinking “Anzio Annie” too.
@EvilMerlin3 жыл бұрын
@@Torthak 48000 ftlbs of energy. Or just about 4x the power of a .50BMG.
@Rurik_Luci3 жыл бұрын
I'm a little concerned that we are on part 4 and each of these keep getting better. You can't be messing with the natural order like this sequels are supposed to suck.
@NATEDOG3 жыл бұрын
I like the new order they made
@naughtyNuGetzz233 жыл бұрын
I think this is the worst one tbh
@Thurgosh_OG3 жыл бұрын
@@naughtyNuGetzz23 Agreed but it's still fun.
@gregharn13 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Congress
@Stackali3 жыл бұрын
@@naughtyNuGetzz23 agreed. they kinda went half assed on this one.
@conorsinger7083 жыл бұрын
*in a gleeful voice: "It's a bowling ball full of RDX!!"
@ryanhealy30743 жыл бұрын
Leave it to the Marine to come up with that one
@fuzzyhead8783 жыл бұрын
That entire sequence with the bowling ball just felt like a summary of USMC jokes.
@JaxFPrime813 жыл бұрын
Who else but Logan, right? 🤣
@chaseviking50963 жыл бұрын
What would be a bigger explosion. RDX or C4?
@justinpeck36673 жыл бұрын
@@chaseviking5096 RDX, C4 won't detonate by being shot
@wgs56432 жыл бұрын
1:32 it’s always nice to watch a family bonding
@patriotamerican3426 Жыл бұрын
Jarrod’s girls are literally the cutest he’s raising them perfectly
@shades33882 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking 2022's Haloween Specian needs to be OVER THE TOP! Looking forward to it...DON'T DISSAPOINT US, Mat!!!
@chadthundercock56413 жыл бұрын
The Anzio was a beautiful high-impact problem solver. Anti-tank rifles aren't outdated, people just forgot how to use them properly.
@danielhaire66773 жыл бұрын
Still small compared to the ultimate big-bore problem solver - An Iowa class's 16 inch main guns!!
@CertifiedForkLiftOperator694203 жыл бұрын
yeah they outdated. considering with a tiny lazer marker i can drop any fucking thing in the US arsenal. even tanks are becoming obsolete. why countries spend more on the air force and navy and ways to kill shit from Mars.
@MetalHeadManic6123 жыл бұрын
Bitches love canons.
@chadthundercock56413 жыл бұрын
@@CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420 You just don't get it. A JDAM is effective and all, but the cloud really stops you seeing the action, whereas a 20mm really gives you a good shot of a terrorist being cut in half.
@horizon85592 жыл бұрын
@@danielhaire6677 what about 700 nitro express
@robertskinnerii94153 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the father and daughters with the sniper rifle. That was hilarious and cute at the same time. If those girls are be brought up to understand and respect weapons, with a Dad like that, noone will ever hurt those girls. As a father, much respect.
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
If their Dad doesn't get whoever harms them, there's always their crazy hot Aunt Heather...
@tmac83962 жыл бұрын
@@doughesson You mean the one that was teaching them about cursing and what alcohol to put in their coffee until the cops showed up?
@doughesson2 жыл бұрын
@@tmac8396 Yes. There's another video where she their Mom but she's their Aunt. I'm not sure if it's an actual family connection but I don't recommend trying to hurt any of the BRCC kids around any of the crew.
@jillthecivic56503 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think this is working” -gets 20 mm anti tank gun “teamwork!”
@bryceyork41733 жыл бұрын
Classic u.s. strategy right there. Gun ineffective, use bigger gun
@tmac83962 жыл бұрын
@@bryceyork4173 It's called "The Bigger Bang Theory". If at first you don't succeed, make a bigger bang!
@akclay7623 жыл бұрын
So what do you think about the Rittenhouse verdict? Does BRC co. care to recant their statements? Or is that Wall St. money just to good? Are yall gonna go back on the record with the New York times?
@mauser20733 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@Mr1998Brandonify3 жыл бұрын
They slandered their customers to the New York Times
@FaithRox3 жыл бұрын
Why you lying for lol? All they said was that they had no sponsored him because he was photo'd wearing one of their shirts and someone asked them...
@akclay7623 жыл бұрын
@@FaithRox Go watch the podcast. They clearly called him a white supremacist. Not only that, the CEO is clearly anti 2nd ammendment! So no, i am not lying, you are just misinformed.
@yimmy71602 жыл бұрын
Ok, this confirms that trauma is passed down because I never served and this is how I think. Nice work Matt and team. Was hilarious
@danielhaire66773 жыл бұрын
1:50 "Shooter Ready." It's important to teach those important life skills early.
@Torthak3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to hear "Send It"
@melissablackwood3 жыл бұрын
That skit was so wholesome.
@jakzine5403 жыл бұрын
Not gonna deny it, it's absolutely adorable that you all made these skits with your kids, and they're absolutely adorable. Plus, their costumes are on point, great work!
@thepitbullfather97253 жыл бұрын
Damn, I choked laughing when he said were dressed like politicians during the afghan withdrawal. Holy sheep shits boys, I love me some Veterans!!! Much respect to what you’re doing and a thank you for you’re service!!
@CabinetofThorns3 жыл бұрын
Not to say that they’re wrong, but let’s be honest… pulling out of Afghanistan was always gonna be a shit show… The lesson? 1) Don’t over stay your unwelcome. 2) Check the exit plan before going in
@thepitbullfather97253 жыл бұрын
How about don’t attack me and I won’t hurt you. Don’t start a fight you can’t win. That’s real.
@tombaillie5219 Жыл бұрын
@@thepitbullfather9725 Alternatively, don't start fights you're not willing to win, regardless of cost. "Those who would live, let them fight; those who are not willing to fight are not fit to exist."
@mtmjedi3046 Жыл бұрын
We need another. Please. These Veterans vs Horror are just priceless.
@robb4044 Жыл бұрын
I not only ‘liked’ this video, I saved it to favorites, subscribed, and sent it to my Marine veteran buddy. This one is great.
@xbl0p03 жыл бұрын
3:15 Eli never fails to suprise me. 10/10 idea Eli
@generalilbis3 жыл бұрын
He probably got the idea from Gears of War...but Eli made the dream real :)
@kevinyoung57283 жыл бұрын
@@generalilbis so Gears of War pulled it from Warhammer 40k who have had the idea since the 80s. Also you have the USA Today news story about "assault weapons" in which they showed possible attachments which included a chainsaw and various other things. This has been meme'd to include Godzilla, an F-16, fleshlights and Freakin sharks with freakin lazer beams on their heads!!! (though that last one was mounted on the top rail.
@generalilbis3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinyoung5728 Never played Warhammer 40K, so the chainsaw "bayonet" is a GoW-associated thing to me. But I'm always happy to learn stuff like that :)
@kfures34693 жыл бұрын
A bowling ball filled with explosives is pretty impressive for a Zombie kill. I'd count that as Zombie Kill of the Year
@jairoukagiri24883 жыл бұрын
Very Dead Rising, m'yes.
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
Logan just happened to have a bowling ball loaded with RDX?
@markl23222 жыл бұрын
@@doughesson Yeah. All us veterans do. Standard issue along with our DD214.
@doughesson2 жыл бұрын
@@markl2322 Must be a GWOT thing. I didn't get issued explosives when I got out of the Navy in 1988 during the Cold War.
@oliferous3 жыл бұрын
Is the little girl saying, "shooter Ready "had me in stitches!? You guys are ridiculous and are ridiculous and I fucking love it!
@yahuahSTRONG153218 ай бұрын
everyone stop it enough with the violence cant we be grown ups about this and realize that our differences are what make us special its not about what's on here its about in here the point is it is about love not hate. greatest speech i have ever heard.🦅
@sieales2 жыл бұрын
Please do a part 5, I love these!
@nukernathan54893 жыл бұрын
Love how Jason just noped on outta there when he had a chainsaw on his gun.
@thilistine3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...I don't care if they're unoriginal. They're funny as hell and a much-needed break from this world!
@ffryan3 жыл бұрын
Gay Navy Vampire..... Zombies with masks..... Johnny vs Shottie..... these seem pretty original to me, or have they been done before and I missed it?
@faithful71673 жыл бұрын
Yeah without a doubt, that's some good stuff and well needed.
@williamlemke52093 жыл бұрын
Facts
@TCFizzle3 жыл бұрын
Another great one from my favorite team. I love that even though they've done 4 of these consecutively every year and they still don't get old. They do a great job of injecting their brand of humor along with current issues in order to bring light and much needed humor to a society that really needs to laugh. Keep it up guys and share some of that RDX with the rest of the class.
@OR56 Жыл бұрын
We missed this series last year! I hope it makes a comeback.
@Whiteknight-xg2pq3 жыл бұрын
This is the one of many reasons I have a subscription to these guys.
@Opticturtle3 жыл бұрын
I always look forward to getting these every year
@liambryant49533 жыл бұрын
These are why I subbed
@CrimsomLeo3 жыл бұрын
Same here love this
@ballrat3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Tharr-cx4uq3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@disgruntl3dv3t3 жыл бұрын
"Nothing makes sense anymore" most accurate statement of 2021. And likely the foreseeable future...
@armybeef683 жыл бұрын
1:02 "My wife told me to sweep the house, I don't know what she's so mad about"
@JesusKid1000 Жыл бұрын
"Must be a Navy vampire." That's it. Chaplain's office coffee pot is canceled. And I'm not bringing dip to the field either.
@RykerPlay3 жыл бұрын
Literally every bloody Halloween, I always come to KZbin just for his videos.
@lyrina31133 жыл бұрын
This had a more casual chaotic energy to it than the last three videos. Loved it when Mat punched the ghost girl, could not stop laughing!
@brandonbeard84883 жыл бұрын
This shit cracks me up every year. Soooooo many good parts, but I lost it when he screamed then punched the little girl 😂😂😂
@samuelcover43573 жыл бұрын
Scream-punched😂😂
@_EllieLOL_3 жыл бұрын
1:10 was the greatest moment in all of them
@nightghost13893 жыл бұрын
I love when you do these, always surprises someone when they expect something. But the "Here's a shotty" best line so far.
@wellmanj28 Жыл бұрын
Matt I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thanks I truly needed this. Been in a slump mood for awhile.
@markivanamaro34592 жыл бұрын
LMAO WTF 2:23 had me dying on my bathroom floor 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cjcantrell803 жыл бұрын
That immediate punch to the kid for some reason had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video. I’m not at all a fan of harming kids, but that whole scene was fucking amazing.
@phillipgurney14023 жыл бұрын
Totally positive No kids were harmed making this video.... The timing was Perfect I nearly passed out laughing😝
@SilentSooYun3 жыл бұрын
Have to agree! The timing, that backwards flop, the SFX, flawless execution
@michaelhansen28183 жыл бұрын
The COVID zombies at the end was just perfect.
@aaronorr55863 жыл бұрын
Just shambling along with the rest of the crowd.
@michaelhansen28183 жыл бұрын
@@aaronorr5586 pretty much, yeah
@onesaltyzombie3 жыл бұрын
This is has been the best part of Halloween for the last 4 years. You guys are awesome.
@p.m.e.73112 жыл бұрын
1:55 that is some sniper elite 4 kill cam
@kennethhopson85 Жыл бұрын
Part 5 soon??? Love these every year so much comedy potential as the years go by
@mentalchild56273 жыл бұрын
“You wanna go spill some demon blood”-DOOM Music Intensifies
@hoinckotheneighbor3 жыл бұрын
The zombies driving away with masks on is what almost killed me with laughter let me guess you were afraid to lick your window
@georgemorrison99623 жыл бұрын
Those weren't zombies they were democrat voters
@hoinckotheneighbor3 жыл бұрын
@@georgemorrison9962 so basically the same thing got you
@Jcornman243 жыл бұрын
@@georgemorrison9962 What's the difference?
@georgemorrison99623 жыл бұрын
@@Jcornman24 my point exactly.
@joeg82003 жыл бұрын
If only Halloween was year round. Wait no HeatherLynn? Well at least we saw JT teaching real values to his kids. I do see that it's becoming common for Mat having to sniff things each year now. Great vid, much love.
@PhoenixLyon3 жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to the 'ghoul friend'. Heather is as much a part of these as the guys are. Although it was good to see young girls learning about firerms.✌😸
@JaxFPrime813 жыл бұрын
JT is the best dad ever
@aaronorr55863 жыл бұрын
Definitely a Trophy Single Chainsaw Leatherface. Send that one to a taxidermist for professional stuffing and posing.
@TheHorta3 жыл бұрын
Masked zombies. Love the subtlety... and by "subtlety" I mean balls-out-in-your-face-impossible-to-miss-sarcasm.
@mikkelnpetersen Жыл бұрын
Imagine a horror movie, but you follow the monster and the "monster hunter" is the REAL horror.
@gus78503 жыл бұрын
Oh man I love these. Eli has the best girly scream. also I really loved the part wear Jack breaks through the door and matt's just waiting with the shotgun lmao yea kinda the last thing you want to see when busting down a door. keep up the good work guys.
@clifton20203 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie, that whole daddy daughter moment, sniping the chainsaw guy. it brought a tear to my eye😢 Fuck! I need toilet paper!
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
I know a woman who had her kids each trooping to the check out with a full case of terlet paper. Want her number?She wants another baby daddy.
@clifton20203 жыл бұрын
@@doughesson no thanks, I’ll use a sock!! 🤣🤣
@Cloak19723 жыл бұрын
The family that snipes together, stays together!
@idiotstick49272 жыл бұрын
you need tp? same!
@jacobballew76873 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this all year!! When mat uploads its a good day boys!!!
@Exelerate-i5i2 ай бұрын
0:53 Jhonny: Whoops wrong house
@LaPtaVerdadАй бұрын
Its just a prank bro! XD
@paulav79612 жыл бұрын
3:20 - PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
@BeatmasterAC2 жыл бұрын
Astartes: * heavy breathing * Deathkorps of Krieg: "I am still waiting for the Chainshovels"
@paulav79612 жыл бұрын
@@BeatmasterAC - if you ask nicely I'm sure your local tech priest/adeptus mechanus will be happy to adapt one for you. :)
@johndeaux99873 жыл бұрын
Im getting so old, I remember back in the day when Matt Best videos were funny in there entirety, not just a pun or two.
@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi2723 жыл бұрын
I think their humor just changed because I loved every moment of it.
@Rwp0193 жыл бұрын
A. Agreed this one was kind of tame and I was nervous because of their going on a semi woke direction lately. B. SEMER FI BROTHER
@R56S-Glen3 жыл бұрын
The ending was good, but I liked the part of JT with the girls, that’s how you parent!!!
@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany3 жыл бұрын
Father of the year 🤘🏻
@bronsoneagle24383 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy to see another one of these. I was worried that it was over played. Nope totally not! Plus Jack is always a great opener!
@brianhawkins83702 жыл бұрын
If I remember from the podcast earlier this year, yal aren't doing a Vets vs Horror this year. Can't wait to see what yal do instead. Gonna be epic as always !!
@chucks_883 жыл бұрын
Just came off from Off The Ranch to check out this channel and I have to say that you guys are completely nuts but in a good way 🤣 Not much newer content but a lot to catch up on. Love the channel.
@RavenTheVelociraptor3 жыл бұрын
They came through with another hit, ladies and gentlemen. The rad team is about to kick some horror butt
@statin78foryournews993 жыл бұрын
“We’re just dressed as politicians during the Afghan withdrawal” NO! LOL
@DarkYue14123 жыл бұрын
The last part: When in doubt, bring in bigger gun/s. Yup, that's veteran alright. Happy Halloween from Malaysia.
@jlokison3 жыл бұрын
Of the Freeze, Fight, or Flight response most Vets don't freeze, and they only flee long enough to regain a tactical advantage, usually a bigger gun.
@RosiePosey51503 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. Who else looks forward to these every Halloween 🎃 😍
@musicteacher57572 ай бұрын
Pure bliss. I've been binge watching these! And laughing my head off!
@michaelmaston39973 жыл бұрын
YEEEESSSSSS, these are my favorite! Great way to start my day!
@Caiminho3 жыл бұрын
I just laughed out loud to the little girl getting decked scene. I'll just see myself downstairs I hear they have bbq anyway.
@markl23222 жыл бұрын
I watched it three times. We're both going to have to sneak past St Peter.
@_EllieLOL_3 жыл бұрын
1:10 greatest moment in all of them
@Ty-cx3gv2 жыл бұрын
Do one with the version of Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th reboot. That’ll be interesting, because: 1. Some of his methods for taking lives are more brutal, and he is smarter 2. He will snipe you with a bow and arrow if you try to escape 3. he f*cking RUNS at you
@sombrerochad3 жыл бұрын
Just a reminder, remind Evan that he was wrong, and I apologize, but I can’t support or buy coffee from someone who turned their back on self defense and pretty much the 2nd amendment? No hard feelings, but turning your back on your principles and just use the 2nd amendment as a marketing tool and abandon your principles over money? Yeah no
@FaithRox3 жыл бұрын
Why you lying for lol? All they said was that they had no sponsored him because he was photo'd wearing one of their shirts and someone asked them...
@sombrerochad3 жыл бұрын
@@FaithRox this is more than that statement and if I had a way of posting photos on what exactly hafer said, I’m pretty sure you’d be whistling a very different tune, how about you stop assuming things and actually do your homework before saying anything? Like, ever?
@Real_Mick3y63 жыл бұрын
Wait, can you explain to me what happened? I haven't been following that, but I've heard about it.
@mzarias3 жыл бұрын
So when we called the left idiots because when the Chick-fil-a CEO supposedly was against gay marriage, they deprived themselves of delicious chicken, we're going to do the same? Really? CEOs may, can, and will say stupid shit all the time. The company is people, not a person. The people are great. The mission is great. And the coffee is great. The end.
@sombrerochad3 жыл бұрын
@@mzarias this may be true, but unfortunately you’re forgetting a few very important things, a business is going to face backlash in many ways and it also makes the company look bad AS A WHOLE in the eyes of the public when a CEO gets into politics or opens their mouths on subjects of controversy, that’s just a fucking fact, the “taste” of coffee? Out of the many brands out there the coffee is ok at best, not the greatest, and lastly, I can donate money or food to any kind of donation fund of any kind, that doesn’t make me a saint, the difference between me and hafer is this, I don’t abandon my principles for money, actual end of story
@sgttau9773 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few videos that I look forward to every year. I miss Heather Lynn though. She makes every video better.
@staceywolfcheek16403 жыл бұрын
Why isnt Heather Lynn in them anymore? She was hilarious
@Deathcylance3 жыл бұрын
The star spangled dildo from last year was fucking HILARIOUS.
@wwhhaatt3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was her at 2:43 as a zombie. Could be wrong but it looks like her to me
@Starcraftgamer973 жыл бұрын
The Michael Myers tanking two .50 Caliber bullets was honestly my favorite thing just because it showed the absolute unit he is. The follow-up up solution is why you need more than revolvers and shotguns Jamie Lee Curtis. Also what is the song that plays in the end. I've always wondered that.
@razereyeball3 жыл бұрын
Lol I asked same question
@MymMars3 жыл бұрын
I think I was consciously waiting for this to come out. Y'all have officially made a thing.
@carloshotrod13023 жыл бұрын
This ain't working "Throws rope around demons neck" 2hoursLater Veterans laughing while driving. Demon crying American made rope still staying strong even after thirty laps
@erinbecker28613 жыл бұрын
Just figured I'd pop in and check for that apology video to Kyle Rittenhouse. Not yet? Darn, still waiting. Cheers ;-)
@remington-70082 жыл бұрын
can someone please tell me wtf happened
@erinbecker28612 жыл бұрын
@@remington-7008 You're a bit late to the party so I don't remember all of the exact details but basically a photo of Kyle Rittenhouse was found with him wearing a Black Rifle Coffee Co. t-shirt with some of his friends. The company quickly condemned the kid and voiced displeasure with him being associated in any way with their brand(which is odd for a company of seemingly pro-second amendment veterans). Even though the kid has been proven innocent of all charges, the company still won't own up to the mistake that so many have repeated. They jumped the gun. They didn't have all the facts.(No one did until court) And they quickly condemned a kid who used a 'black rifle' to defend himself. So I and several others are still patiently waiting for an apology that will never come from a company that, as of recently, was seen as an honest and honorable sort. Ironic, eh?
@froginthewaves84503 жыл бұрын
2:24 Fucking lost it lmao
@H311B0UND-v5j3 жыл бұрын
I still cant get over last year when evan kicked the jigsaw and said " what im supposed to be scared of a doll? Im a grown ass man"
@RubenBtraining3 жыл бұрын
I’m never disappointed,another awesome video you guys are awesome,and the comedy is golden you guys are killing it,amazing job to everyone.
@jongercama18423 жыл бұрын
When are you and Evan changing the name of your company to "Blue Falcon" Coffee Company?
@markl23222 жыл бұрын
You want them to name it after you?
@jonesytime84383 жыл бұрын
Ah man I was hoping for a new one this year and goddamn do y’all provide. Love ya
@jaredshorb27433 жыл бұрын
Always excited about the Halloween episode dropping. Killed it as usual. However, I don’t think anything will be funnier then heather with the Werewolf.
@xxSURExxSHOTxx3 жыл бұрын
“Nothing makes sense anymore.” Let’s go Brandon!
@fernando29803 жыл бұрын
Black Ruffle Company luvs Brandon
@tywren24863 жыл бұрын
@@fernando2980 sad but true.
@Magnus_Inno3 жыл бұрын
F joe biden
@luket41853 жыл бұрын
@@fernando2980 How do you know this?
@williewilson22503 жыл бұрын
@@luket4185 Interviews
@nfamus5403 жыл бұрын
Watch your 6, Kyle is free and he's proven he's a damn good shot. Oh and he's not alone Again watch your 6
@coylampe63772 жыл бұрын
4:20 now that's the kinda gun that would put a end to Michael Myers reign of terror.👍👍
@AlexMcMeeken3 жыл бұрын
"Oh it's one of those Navy vampires" bwahahahahhah
@phakornjantanawong73203 жыл бұрын
When 50 cal. doesn’t do the job, try 20 m.m.
@Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine57463 жыл бұрын
And when 20 don’t work you pull out the hesh rounds… I’m sorry I meant to say BESH
@NotoriousJac3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Didn't know you guys were making another one!
@aikat3rine Жыл бұрын
3:13 eli, my treasure, keep existing in utter perfection
@mckfrr5 ай бұрын
I wish you guys were doing more of these. I didn’t see any videos in the last two Halloweens.
@MoxieMike663 жыл бұрын
See, now if you were Armored Cav, they'd all just be "Crunchies". Toujours Pret, Brave Rifles!😁
@ab5olut3zero953 жыл бұрын
There are two kinds of people in this world: Tankers and COAX targets; see also: Crunchies, Doughs, Track Grease, etc. Death Before Dismount!