If We Swear The Podcast Ends | The Yard

[@ChuckleSandwich]

Don't know what you fools are doing, we swear like every other word and make huge cash!

[@trevorrodriquez1103]

Based

[@enchiladaslayer61]

Ratio

[@yaboycyn]

Cuckle sandedwhich

[@yungshart4705]

@@enchiladaslayer61 can’t ratio the Sandwich

[@oplex]

Did you tell Susan your podcast never gets demonitised and your girlfriends podcast all the time because youtube is sexist? I think that would be a good starting point.

[@peteartieda58]

Love that they all look like they're going to different events. Nick looks like he's going to some southern wedding, Slime looks like he's going to a 9 to 5 office job, Ludwig actually looks like how an influencer would dapper up and Aiden looks like a 2010's emo teen going to prom, bleached hair and all.

[@backsidefifty]

ludwig looks like he's going to starbucks to work from his laptop

[@Kyleand3rror]

Aiden looks like Tobey Maguire in spider man 3

[@insertnamehere6227]

I would go to prom with emo aiden

[@Plunkcown]

so specific, yet so accurate

[@christinethesupreme5235]

Surely the swearing was the only thing getting them demonetized, congrats on solving the one and only problem boys.

[@oliveviixi3837]

i’m glad aiden could make it to the TOS reading between the funeral and the podcast recording

[@croftoc]

And before his escort gig

[@just_HAZEN]

Did his nose get bigger? Or am I just noticing this? Or is it cause he dyed his hair?

[@hellicars]

I can FINALLY burn this one with the boys at Sunday School. Gonna be a lit afterstudy sesh

[@bigmoneygangster1498]

FINALLY😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 POTATO WEDGES😊😊

[@forentertainment3259]

@Be Straight You reckon?

[@chini_boi]

@Be Straight your potato wedge vod was alright but the music video you pulled from for you outro was wack kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaKme4efqMpkja8

[@believeinmatter]

@@forentertainment3259 that’s a bot

[@forentertainment3259]

@@believeinmatter I’m well aware my good sir

[@ashr4374]

nick is indisputably the best dressed, best mannered, and the most gentlemanly gentlemen in the room. no question.

[@gren3515]

he's just that guy

[@alexbigbonejones]

hes so effortlessly cool

[@benjaminshields9421]

Nick convinced me that bolo ties can look good

[@karlfairbanks1574]

effortlessly

[@craigisapunk]

Plus that first slap on Aiden was the epitome of gentlemanly.

[@TheZachary330]

Surely this episode won't get demonetized by youtube

[@jdimstryoda]

Surely not, physical violence would never get demonetized?

[@jacobmiller5309]

Maybe but there were too many n words and anti Semitic rhetoric for me personally

[@ero-ko2218]

@@jacobmiller5309 i know right. I'm ok with a little bit but they took it too far

[@doofnshmirtz5110]

@@jacobmiller5309 i mean did they HAVE to say the N word and K word that many times?!

[@Cam_P_Bell]

@@ero-ko2218 you’re okay with a little bit?

[@gencarlozo8018]

Every demerit this episode (for your viewing pleasure): 8:19 - Aimen's demerit performed by Nick 10:40 - Slime's first demerit performed by Ludwig 12:00 - Slime's demerit performed by Aimen 16:32 - Nick's first demerit performed by Slime 31:56 - Slime's demerit performed by Aimen (redemption) 44:21 - Ludwig's demerit performed by Nick + bonus fakeout 48:11 - Slime's demerit performed by Ludwig (sitting) 58:50 - Slime's demerit performed by Nick 1:01:37 - Nick's demerit performed by Ludwig 1:11:50 - Slime's demerit performed by Ludwig (sexual style) Let me know if I missed any and I can edit them in !

[@Eysvar]

Hate to be that guy, but I think you meant performed instead of preformed

[@Jakrispy-]

58:50 nick slaps slime

[@azazeeel5043]

@@Eysvar very persumptuous of you to assume

[@Jakrispy-]

1:11:42

[@vedaryan334]

1:11:50 - Missed the goat

[@zami8445]

Ludwig meeting the try guys couldn't have come at a better time

[@kilroymoa]

If i remember correctly, he said he only met zack n keith

[@LargeAaron]

I love how Ludwig met the try guys at the summit! Surely no controversy around them following that event!

[@themangoboii6230]

15:31 "who in the room is not a gentlemen" 🧐

[@GrandmasterBeard]

I wonder what their biggest vice was

[@zaha867]

@@GrandmasterBeard surely none of them would commit adultery as their vice

[@Nsmaynard0001]

This episode has the same energy as a middle-school sleepover at 2am.

[@Lerre]

nick.

[@dudecows9822]

I love the fact that Slime could not bear the pain of silence for more than 36 seconds.

[@mergentaro]

i'm only 24 minutes in but this gentleman's version of the pod feels more unhinged than normal. It's bringing out the creative innuendos that are making me laugh WAY too hard at work.

[@Cashanator]

Nick’s Vocabulary was astonishingly entertaining and quite spectacular this fine chapter of the Yard. Most enjoyable, yes,

[@ortega143]

*hmmmyes

[@chilledpenguins8381]

Very excited for the gentlemen of The Yard to grace my ears with their classy, couth, gentlemanliness.

[@franklinbinga2153]

Sublime Slime, Able-minded Aiden, Lionhearted Ludwig, Nimble-wit Nick. Kudos to you gentlemen for inspiring us all. Exquisite Top G behavior.

[@SejuanisFlail]

You had to say Top G huh? Haha

[@franklinbinga2153]

@@SejuanisFlail Top Gentleman is a prestigious title my good sir. 💁

[@likith.nnaveen1769]

Not very gentlemenly of you to assume otherwise

[@AndrewCouch]

Aiden is made for podcasting, dude is really well-spoken while also being hillarious

[@FunAndInteractive]

Aiden is that you?

[@chicken6786]

@@FunAndInteractive no that's Andrew

[@noahmay7708]

@@chicken6786 oh cool

[@playapiano666]

Nick is so effortlessly gentlemanly.

[@joshhammer3649]

Honestly the constant threat of a backhand has Enhanced the quality of the episode and I hope they continue this going forward.

[@sniperboi21]

I'm literally watching this in a cigar lounge trying not to laugh and disturb everyone because that's what a gentleman would do

[@TheRenegadem]

I think Nick definitely exuded that effortlessly gentlemanly behavior the most.

[@Weswashigoto]

Demonetized for violence, Nick's first backhand was truly vicious

[@taylifts]

The fact that they didn't have white gloves on hand to slap each other with just proves that this whole thing was a farce. An absolute sham. A humbug

[@lowkeyprettybad6780]

Gentlemanliness 1. Aiden 2. Nick 3. Ludwig 4. Slime

[@ursa_hd]

"can you see my harvest?" being censored is making nick funnier

[@lordmastercow]

15 minutes in and this is easily one of the funniest episodes you guys have done

[@odpieces]

The "I'm 12" Jonestown homage has got to be one of Slime's best ideas, so fucking funny.

[@noahmay7708]

Pant's down goin "it's not what it looks like!"

[@Henry-zm1vv]

"Can you see my harvest?" made me laugh literally out loud

[@canonogic]

This episode was absolutely stupendous, spiffing, and extremely of the hilarious kind

[@krywhal]

gotta say, the yard is a funnier experience when a lack of expletives forces a more creative discourse

[@iiiethan]

omg krywhal

[@krywhal]

@@iiiethan yo! you a twitter person?

[@iiiethan]

@@krywhal yes @iiiiethan i was a part of cepe before the incidents

[@krywhal]

@@iiiethan NICE!

[@nepawu5063]

Nick saying Linus is filled with the powers of a million children is the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks

[@fletch-a-sketch9250]

That bit and the Twitch Jonestown bit both had me dying. I love Slime so fucking much

[@gothgirls]

I know that guy who called the one episode a few weeks ago "literally unlistenable" is gonna love this episode

[@opeitsmeganlee]

Ludwig + Good Mythical Morning would be a hella good combo

[@jordanjoe7276]

going from Slime's slow caress to the Segway "linus tech tips scrotum" has gotta be the funniest bit ever on the pod

[@xX0nlyXxg4MmeR]

Nick is DEFINITLEY the most gentlemanly of the four yard boys.

[@zachk05]

I like how you can tell how much fun they're having with the gentlemens club

[@blankclips]

I love that they did this for the demonetization of curse words but now have upgraded to “violent actions” which are arguably more demonization heavy.

[@natalt7585]

I was listening to this while my house set on fire not even joking

[@haphapp7282]

Your house burning down is perhaps the most gentlemanly thing of all. Harkens back to the great fire of london, from whence the gentlemanly ways were established 🧐🧐🧐

[@NebbyG69]

Aiden looks like a high school violin player performing in their last spring concert

[@dcgamer1027]

the boys looking effortlessly fly as always

[@jedibongrip]

The first backhand from Nick was insanely clean

[@lezzleee]

I'm dying laughing at the boys being gentleman. Somehow more hilarious than their normal conversations.

[@muqmanor]

Nick is the most gentlemanly because that very first backhand was absolutely unmatched for the entire episode

[@_shiroi_kaze_]

Nick is the most gentle man. The first slap of the ep says it all

[@kazausti]

10:46 NPC moment with the legs crossing

[@jasonjavelin]

Saw the preview and got super hype! Got my Mogul Moves hoodie in the mail Tuesday and can’t wait to have a Yard hoodie to match it. Thanks for the good content boys🤌

[@crystyxn]

How's the quality?

[@jasonjavelin]

@@crystyxn pretty solid, letters are stitched and it’s comfortable as hell, I got a medium and have a smaller frame but it fits me pretty decent. Worth it.

[@BN-tk6ce]

Slime’s mogul mail would genuinely be one of the funniest things on this earth

[@tomaslane6018]

This isn’t ‘The Yard’ This is ‘The Porch’

[@KcBull]

can we please have an upload from each of the other members of the Yard in the style of Ludwig on the mogul mail channel.... i think this would be hilarious.

[@quiiquee]

With love, I prefer The Yard and Mogul Mail to Lud's main channel! This is also why I think Lud could have a life long career as a creator if he wanted to. He has already made channels that reach different/older demographics and through time can keep changing and growing!

[@sawdust4630]

Slime saying ludwig cant spell blasphemy then ludwig proceeding to say the word as "blas-phlemy" is such english major energy

[@kingmarco11]

they are somehow even more crass in gentlemen mode

[@haderacho3918]

one of the first themed episodes in a hot minute and it's dropped on my birthday! It feels like a great end to the day fr

[@glitched2797]

This is probably my favorite episode ever, I always go back to this one cuz the vibes are on point 😁

[@JohnDoe-px4bq]

Gentle Ranking: 1. Nick (Effortlessly) 2. Lud (Eloquent and rich) 3.Slime (Looks as if he is the hungriest of loan sharks, but carries himself quite unofficially) 4. Aiden (Needs to learn a lesson)

[@A55A553N]

YES I LOVE THE YINGLING LOVE IN THE BEGINNING, honestly please get him as a guest, he’s unironically one of my favourite unofficial “cast members” I need to meet this man

[@tictactacos]

My favorite part is when they swear at 00:57 and the rest of the video is the neverending void of hopelessness

[@buboniccraig896]

Technically the title is right. The video will end if they swear, they just don't specify when.

[@myrhetorics]

Falco is so gentlemanly

[@willhocks19]

For some reason this episode gave me Home Movies vibes. Slime is Jason, Aiden is Melissa, Nick is Brendan and Ludwig is Coach McGuirk

[@Ghalvz]

You guys should get that Mogul Mail person on the Podcast.

[@john14x42]

I think Aiden is the most gentlemanly.

[@YUM0N]

This is like watching a podcast with one of those left 4 dead mutations on

[@sunbearmads4030]

Listening to this in the morning every time a new ep drops makes my day better. Thank y'all for posting and for being such *refined* gentlemen

[@izaakking2229]

Who knew a bolo tie could look so effortlessly cool

[@lrgogo1517]

I like how Lud's physical altercation with Slime is specifically labeled with the chapter title "the gentlemen get a little rowdy"

[@sirapple5034]

One word to describe the episode “sophisticated”

[@booooooooosh]

Aiden kinda looks like he belongs in the first twilight movie and I think that's pretty sick

[@DoctorWheatear]

Nick most certainly was the most gentlemanly of them all. So effortlessly cool Aswell to boot.

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

This might be one of the funniest episodes just because of all the synonyms they used for curse words

[@randallbrown2230]

Slime is obviously the best gentle man because he instantly knew when he messed up

[@trimbbb8468]

He did go rogue tho

[@ahoogs13]

Man the boys looking like snazzy bears today!

[@AWildCellist]

I feel like Ludwig has just learned what uncouth means and is excited to show off #EnglishMajor

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

This episode is so damn delightful

[@TheBearOfSpades]

Nick is the clear gentleman. Ludwig just looks like a hip business man.

[@shaitekka9864]

There's a lesson to be learned on this podcast. I don't know what it is, but there's definitely a lesson.

[@Jp_-dd1rl]

Nick’s face every time he curses and realizes it is killing me

[@waffle749]

Ludwig name dropping the try guys before the scandal even dropped, truly content brained. Now he can predict the future for content.

[@user-lb6xi3nf3o]

That was Yourrage who made fun of Ludwig at 29:10. Kai Cenat was the guy wearing a hat at the bottom.

[@user-lb6xi3nf3o]

Rage bionic brain gonna get this video taken down.

[@seth4627]

GENTLEMANLY RANK 1. Sir Aiden 2. Sir Nick 3. Sir Ludwig 4. Slime

[@kingkluff781]

Slime is the most gentlemanly lud looks casual and nick and aiden look like they’re going to funerals

[@Oosticus]

Nick is just so effortlessly gentlemanly.

[@mushroomsynths]

this was such good idea to make the episode extra fun + make the boys extra cute; im excited for more stuff like this ^.^ also unrealated i would love to see an ep where slime is off a 20mg ir and hes just a normal guy

[@pyritestar1610]

This is my birthday episode, so it feels like they got all dressed up for me :)

[@PacificNorthwestPottery]

Vasectomy here. There are alot of techniques and it depends on the urologist you go to. My vasectomy was a "no scaple, no stich" procedure. They used local anesthesic, made a puncture, cut the vas deferens, and cauterized the tubes and the puncture. It literally took like 7 minutes and I was back at work after 2 days of chillin. They prescribed a Valium appointment, which helped with the anxiousness.

[@CaseyTyler357]

"We're determined to make this episode KZbin friendly." *everyone spends the first ten minutes sexually harassing Ludwig* 🤣 Good job boys.

[@jaysonbradshaw315]

I like how all three of them have a nice suit that matches and then theres ludwig With a brown pair of shoes, a blue pair of pants, a tan coat and a white-ish turtle neck

[@lrgogo1517]

I feel like Slime was constantly taking the gentlemanly restrictions as a challenge to see how far he can toe the line. It's like dirty jokes in kids' cartoons

[@uhoh1860]

Another exquisite show of gallant repartee between striking gentlemen.

[@TL013]

Oh my goodness. With this episode, it made me learn I do codeswitching when I'm working! lmao It's fun to learn new things

[@Leoxicon]

I want to say that I love your content, you guys will never know how much you guys helped me cope with my life. I hate being parasocial, but this is reality. I'm a doctor in pharmacy, I've been in the field and I think I have good idea of the world of psychology after all my clinical rotations. With that out of the way, 00:29:45 it's crazy how much of Lud simp I am. His mouth are saying the same words I want to say. That's how I know all of you have good intentions, not perfect but who is anymore? I will never know what life Lud has had but I can empathize and I share his ideals and his dreams. You guy keep doing what you do, you're bringing a positive to this cruel world.

[@hc61295]

Shoutouts to Nick singing 1 (one) line of a D4NNY track, truly a man of the people

[@FeelingLucky246]

my favorite thing about jesus christ is that he got my parents involved which got me involved which made me not want to be involved which made me pursue activites with my free time instead of church going and now i find filthy frank who led me to idubbbz who led me to william osman who led me to michael reeves who led me to otv who led me to valkyrae who led me to ludwig who led me to the best thing ever, the yard podcast.

[@enchiladaslayer61]

It's beautiful how life works 🙌

[@ChanceBunn]

The thing is Nick's shirt isn't even tucked in so he deserves the biggest backhand.

[@Subpar1224]

#38 on trending for gaming the non swearing must've worked Boys

[@DarkChaos420]

Ya know what this reminds me of? Mario Strikers Online. A phrase frequently uttered.

[@user-lb6xi3nf3o]

Slime is like the Syndrome to Ludwig’s Mr.Incredible.

[@guidzsombrero8007]

Aiden looks like mgk if he went to boarding school, Ludwig is the French tinder swindler, nick looks like a Silicon Valley ceo with a kickstarter page, and slime is a multi-billion dollar ceo

[@willr6854]

I'm not gay but why is Nick hot when he backhands a man

[@m3ndo2a]

you two have been cut, as well as my friend chase was the funniest shit ever. i literally go back and watch this moment multiple times