Family YouTubers are the Worst | The Yard

[@nbshftr]

can you guys start the next episode where everyone on set is desperately scarfing down clam chowder out of tin cans and nobody is allowed to talk / start the episode until every person has finished their serving?

[@peritdincer5880]

I love and support this idea wholeheartedly

[@JIPunisherIL]

I like the way you think

[@Alexpie5011]

Amazing idea

[@saturten]

would honestly be funny to start a podcast with no dialogue, just frantically shoving food in their face before they can talk lol

[@DumbHashtag]

Yea we need this ngl

[@matthewwalloch6250]

as someone who plays in an orchestra, them talking about how composers control the orchestra is funny for multiple reasons, the main on being that they mean conductors

[@Tocinos]

Hey, they ain't wrong tho. I'm controlled by composers.

[@BenhHunter]

THANK YOU! I thought I was having a stroke.

[@sorchara9119]

i didnt wanna be that person but listening to them say composer over and over was driving me crazy

[@graciehtml]

literally came here to comment about this. justice for slime

[@Cyphoenic]

Yeah, I was confused for quite a while before I realised 🤣

[@nathandotson6350]

Nicks "studio gibby" joke being ignored, followed by him pogging was the hypest moment in this week's podcast.

[@Kweku0]

Nick always has the best jokes and they always get ignored lmao

[@alexantone5532]

Too effortless

[@MrDifsh]

idgi

[@burrsoup]

time stamp?

[@sissybean8797]

@@burrsoup 34:15

[@awesomejob2022]

Aiden blushing while Slime reads his heartfelt message is peak pod material.

[@EnjoiMathew]

The whole Shaytard conversation is probably one of the funniest parts of the podcast ever that shit was so funny

[@hunterawesome5105]

that and Slime's dad orgy story and the Stav episode are my favourites lmao

[@evanb5388]

The Babytron part had me dying but probably went over a lot of people’s heads smh

[@Sedibus23]

@@evanb5388 yeah man not you though your iq is way too high to miss something like that but people with lower iq definitely might not understand that babytron and babytard sound similar

[@madeehashaik]

had me cracking up lmfao

[@ha_joker_ha6337]

I still can’t believe their account is still Uploading lmao

[@FishyButters]

Tom Scott would demolish the competition, it simply would’ve been unfair for him to be on Mogul Money

[@Tigatron1448]

Where do they talk about this? I can’t seem to find it in the episode.

[@LucasOkamoto]

@@Tigatron1448 1hour 3

[@ethan6287]

get tom scott on the yard

[@lucamagnani5243]

@@ethan6287 Pls yes Tom Scott is top tier

[@ATBZ]

I really want to know what unscripted tom scott is like.

[@RighteousPriest]

as the security guard in Aidens story, Id like to say 1. sorry, love you guys 2. they surely would take me 2v1 lol

[@george9371]

holy shit he met aimen “yard” gaiming

[@ilovesteez]

if it's not you, and you're lying, i will skin you

[@cross2181]

:)

[@AdDelayed]

holy fuck how'd i manage to scroll here right as they're telling the story

[@AdDelayed]

@@george9371 bro why did it give me the option to translate this to English

[@Jona_The_Than_D]

Barely 2 seconds into the podcast and already Ludwig and Slime share a bonding experience with food

[@Noah-lj2sg]

ummmmm akshually, the intro finished at 0:16, much more than 2 seconds into the pod

[@kr1spness]

1:16:00 I love this conversation because Roman slaves would follow their generals to whisper Memento Mori, Remember you Must die as a sort of wake up call to not get too arrogant in your successes. Ludwig understands this philosophy, but Slime is basically his little Roman Barbarian saying Remember you will falled off.

[@howtocleanyourhyrdocapable7443]

this is a good comment

[@eighty6020]

Ludwig got that Peter Griffin fit this episode 🔥🔥🔥

[@drew6091]

how do you think he pulled the family guy girl

[@Jes759]

1:30:47

[@silvapop9666]

Can't believe Tom Scott wasn't good enough clickbait for The Yard

[@vqs2920]

Yeah i thought i was trippin bro

[@emeraldapple3990]

@@vqs2920 Same

[@thatwaterriver3824]

it was literally lying

[@silvapop9666]

@@thatwaterriver3824 you must not be a Ludwig fan

[@oliveviixi3837]

music head here- composer and conductor are different but also he does both. conductor keeps time and also provides other cues and stuff to sections (departments if you will). conductors usually provide real time feedback on blend and balance that you cant hear as an individual in the ensemble as well. lots more moving parts in an orchestra/wind ensemble than a band so by having one Guy up there you can make sure everyones playing music together and correct. have fun at the concert!! they go crazy fr

[@oliveviixi3837]

sorry

[@Gr0g0811]

@@oliveviixi3837 nonono, thank you

[@Zaccybone]

As a fellow music head - thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking but couldn't be bothered to type out

[@EccentricEngineerYT]

In this episode: Ludwig calling conducting “composing.”

[@savoryseaweed495]

no shot i was just about to comment this

[@CozyTressi]

And nobody knowing enough to correct him...

[@computermash8542]

justice for slime. he also didn’t know what he was talking about but he was more right before ludwig corrupted him 🙏🏾

[@EccentricEngineerYT]

@@computermash8542 they really missed out on an opportunity to rub it in Mr English Major’s face for being wrong.

[@precious_basket_case2627]

literally cringing the whole time during that part

[@ThisModernDay]

Back when my wife and I went to Paris, we went to a restaurant and I left my phone. Our waiter actually chased us down like 4 and 1/2 blocks to give me my phone back. Paris definitely isn't all it is cracked up to be. However, I have sentimental memories attached to it from the trip so I'd go back but I'd have different expectations this time around. We still had a good time.

[@KINGTONY6]

Aiden seemed like he was fighting actual demons during the Shay bit

[@nickpineau4139]

34:15 The conductor is the person who keeps the whole orchestra together. They help keep tempo (as mentioned), but also help different sections (not departments) with certain cues in things such as Dynamics and articulation. 9 times out of 10 they are also usually the people leading the orchestra in practice to help them play the music to the best of their ability.

[@noachhayward5036]

i’m so glad i found it. “all the milk is made in there” forever lives rent free in my mind to forever be replayed. 18:32

[@sluggmom]

This such a funny episode ive lol'd several times. feel like Nick and Ludwig were really on their A game joke wise, Slime hasn't derailed everyone into a 10 minute segment on body fluids OR bestality(edit: nevermind), and Aiden had a cute wholesome moment :')

[@kabiedotjpg5683]

The edit oh my god

[@jorgechicot8744]

Where is this week's episode oh my god im crying in my room right now

[@OneStarVFX]

KZbin broke

[@Esseraf]

Aiden just dying of laughter goes so hard

[@FelixEA]

the fact that nick can even remember that they didnt do the intro, an hour and a half in, is fucking insane. He probably vowed to himself after that scuffed intro to save it for the end, and reminded himself every now and then about that.

[@Eighty_Ninety]

Listening to the audio version yesterday, I forgot who Tom Scott is and that entire section I thought they were talking about TomSka, the creator of the asdfmovie series

[@sighduck13]

fair enough, both bruv-coded

[@sky-the-guy]

Hearing Ludwig mix up composers and conductors, and hearing nick call sections “departments” makes me want to join the patreon just to shit on them in the discord

[@CJDipper1212]

This is how they get you.

[@goldsage4722]

​@@CJDipper1212lmao hes literally luds main demographic

[@campbec640]

Composer writes the music Ludwig. The title you are looking for is the Conductor. And yes, the conductor performs, each section of the orchestra follows his lead and tempo. I wouldve loved to have gone to NY for that, I bet it was unbelievable!

[@minwara7055]

This episode was a high velocity banger from start to finish

[@maddee4543]

im just saying there is no yard without nick. we've seen all of them out one by one and in my opinion nick is the link.

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

That's cap

[@dylanstultz3470]

i did a thing ep was peak tho

[@maddee4543]

@@dylanstultz3470 it was good but i missed nick

[@maddee4543]

@@yourunemployedfriendat2pm how

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

@@maddee4543 there is no yard without slime

[@awesomeness7434]

Yall need to find a way to make the yard sign, on the TV, bounce around like the old tvs used to

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

But only once per episode it's allowed to hit the corner

[@awesomeness7434]

@@MAJ0ROCEL0T and if it does it twice the episode ends

[@Gaxtry]

That shaytards bit had me dying (especially since i used to watch them when they were big). Hardest I've laughed since the aimen's cringe song episode. But yeah after the tard laughs they really had nothing to talk about and you could see them struggling to find a topic. BUT the boys managed to keep it going and i applaud them for that.

[@KnightKingu]

When Ludwig said porpoise there was silence and then Nick just paused and said poor piss. Never falling off let’s go

[@turtle7459]

Aiden losing his shit was fucking hilarious. The Shaytards bit reminded me of when they kept going on and on about how old Slime is.

[@hrideyesh9139]

Shaytard bit is def in the top 5 yard bits, and I think it made me notice that nick is really good at capitalizing on the best bits and keeping them going for just enough time

[@danielionsplaylists]

Gotta admit, Yardtards has a pretty nice ring to it

[@CommonUsername]

a life changing episode i’ve already watched the whole way through (trust me)

[@faiz486]

I mean, it does release a day earlier on spotify

[@CommonUsername]

@@faiz486 ur no fun at parties

[@faiz486]

@@CommonUsername sadge

[@jubjub364]

what a great episode that i've already finished (I'm not lying)

[@matthewv9169]

Literally rewatching after listening to the Spotify yesterday I fucking love making these assholes money

[@djthedj9179]

The audio version does in fact exist

[@ab-hx8bi]

20x speed

[@zinneko1922]

As a woman, I really appreciate being welcomed to the yard. Keep it up boys

[@thatwaterriver3824]

same

[@Yo-Andy]

35:50 The word you're looking for is 'Conductor'. Composing is the act of writing the music. Conducting is what the guy with the stick does. The composer will very often conduct their own pieces with an orchestra, but other people can do that of course.

[@chiedzawith2ds]

@VIXSIN no

[@hugonamenlos7218]

Ok but who is making the conductor move?

[@rat...]

@@hugonamenlos7218 the platypus underneath the table

[@oliver297]

okay sidenote: my mom is a midwife, and you would not believe the amount of shirts and mugs she gets gifted by her clients that say "awesome midwife at your cervix"

[@alveloss7880]

Wow, Slime and Ludwig's weird intercourse moment was a highlight of this episode I have already finished!

[@MangoFuel]

9 minutes in and I realized I missed all 4 of them together. Nothing beats the original.

[@xangs]

I always appreciate Slime adding context to the conversation for the listeners. It makes it easier to follow the podcast especially if I'm listening more than watching.

[@outside8312]

Tom Scott has ties to actual TV quiz show stuff in the UK so going on something like Mogul Money would probably be bad for him

[@philaeew4866]

Wait... which one? Does he do behind the scenes/production stuff for something or what do you mean?

[@abneresperanza805]

Been playing classical music for 19 years: Composing is writing the music, directing/conducting is what the guy in front of the orchestra does. Not mutually exclusive but not usually the same guy.

[@rigbyrulles]

20:30 this is because the public transportation is so unbelievably good in Zürich that a lot of working class people don't own a car, or just don't drive much

[@QuinnMiller]

Would love to see Tom Scott doing something with Ludwig down the line when he's doing something more original I guess

[@Hahlen]

Tom Scott is kinda the antithesis of content creator degeneracy

[@craponAsPTULA]

As someone raised Mormon in Utah and now an atheist. 1. Caffeine is only an issue in coffee or tea, not soda. I asked why and got told it's not the caffeine but the fact that it's a hot beverage with caffeine. 2. Utah Mormons are built different, they are usually a lot more rude and uptight about the rules, so that's why you see deviations in the rules from Mormons in or around Utah vs Mormons further away. 3. From someone raised in the church and being around people in it constantly, the stereotype of Mormons exploiting their children online for money, like shay Carl, is really not surprising. It's not all Mormons that are bad, some of the leaders in my church learned I was atheist and still let me do scouts as a kid and were accepting, and some were terrible people.

[@rangerfoot275]

Where episode?

[@imshysobekind]

Tom Scott has designed quite a few different gameshows on youtube so I suppose he knows a lot about the ins and outs about making new gameshows and the legal side. He also has a video on youtube copyright. At least he doesn't know you used to watch copyrighted material on twitch...

[@ExarchOfGrazzt]

This music conversation is insane, they are getting everything wrong but they're two steps away from being right

[@CynGenshin]

Can’t wait for Tom Scott episode

[@Amir_Sharon]

Why no new episodeman

[@atticcouch]

Probably my favorite yard ep. Nick was pulling some great jokes. But everyone was doing great. Love to see eps like this

[@shyshy313245]

former orchestra member: conductors/ composers are different, conductors are mostly responsible for not only keeping tempo but helping to blend the sections, the composer makes sure no one section is going too slow or fast, playing too loud or soft etc. composers are usually those who create the music the conductor conducts.. also, some orchestras can play without a conductor! they’re usually smaller “chamber” orchestras, with significantly smaller numbers in their sections, and these rely on the “section leaders” to help que in their section mates! (usually aggressive nods)

[@amandas6572]

Aimen actually dying through the entire Shaytards section is the greatest

[@OBAJ27]

I cannot believe slime did not call out luds Peter griffin fit

[@maiyorha]

love it when you guys talk about melee.. i miss off the sticks

[@vinnyout229]

Slime: says Dolphins are fish Everyone listening: I'm about end this man's whole career

[@charlieo9611]

16:38 there’s a cut I wonder what they cut out

[@jackwalker7597]

The way lud was trying to pull of a gigachad face while aiden was describing his French guy, priceless

[@benwilcox6377]

You know how you guys were talking about how xcq really connects with his viewers and they connect with him? I feel the exact same way with The Yard though. Like I come home from work and throw you guys on and its just a good time to vibe to. I really appreciate all that you all do. Thanks boyos

[@alecrose141]

Funniest ep so far. love the pod, boys.

[@lompass379]

So cool to hear about the Swiss melee scene!

[@thewarroirtaco]

Crazy how Ludwig always wanted a huge family. It's sad actually. Not him. The thought. I grew up in a big family, and at the time I hated it, now I'm glad I did have a mass of siblings around growing up. Wasn't that lonely or anything that was nice. I can get where he's coming from. Kinda sad Tho. He's probably gonna have like 6 kids himself watch. Lol

[@hugonamenlos7218]

People tend to want what they dont have

[@amaduli]

When I was a missionary we asked our Colombian Mission President what his favorite movie was. He said Gladiator, and that's when it kind of occurred to me that the rules were very arbitrary.

[@blueyc4rter]

Tom Scott has had a number of his own gameshows, which are all incredibly unique. 'Money' is particularly interesting. The amount of time and effort to come up with his own gameshows, I imagine it rubbed him a little the wrong way for Ludwig to straight up rip off a show.

[@lexikiq]

fwiw he worked with David Bodycombe on designing most of his gameshows but your point certainly stands :)

[@UltimaPhreeze]

Real ones remember the tom scott thumbnail.

[@Bimpski]

My uncle robbed a bank for heroin money by writing, "give me all the money I have a gun" on the back of his own withdrawal slip, he did not have a weapon, was charged with armed robbery and sentenced to 11 years in prison. Definitely don't recommend trying it unless you really need heroin money.

[@jblen]

It really annoyed me them saying composer instead of conductor and none of them corrected each other

[@apple-de8tx]

Ludwig Tom's right our local sea tv channel had a jeopardy copy show too and they had to license the show from jeopardy in us

[@retrodad418]

Dude them continuously referring to a CONDUCTOR as a composer for *minutes* and none of them batting an eye caused me physical pain. I am cursed with the knowledge of a music major

[@un_kn0wn427]

That and ludwig mispronouncing Hisaishi's name repeatedly like itself the correct way to say it

[@taylifts]

Nothing has solidified my Midwestern-ness more to me than not knowing what either an AGB or what the other one is

[@sorarulesISAY]

THANK YOU BRO I WAS IN THE EXACT SAME BOAT!!! Growing up in Oklahoma I ain’t learn SHIT

[@teodoraann7388]

As an orchestral musician their confusion between composer(writes music) and conductor(directs orchestra) and then also them never understanding the point of a conductor(its more than just tempo). In rehearsals a conductor makes sure the orchestra shares the same musical ideas, conductors keep the orchestra together in many more ways than just tempo

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

34:53 I’m an audio engineer and producer so I feel qualified for this; conductors provide tempo and swing and volume, bands play to a click track that have all of those included. Conductors are basically live mix engineer’s

[@Whatismusic123]

I love listening to The Tard

[@PetraYlenius]

Bruuuh I partially dislocated my shoulder while laughing at the convo about the wedding was happening, jeeeesus put a warning on these bad boys

[@katskee444]

WHERE THE BEAR IS NEW EPISODE BEAR

[@kellen987]

Tom Scott is the ultimate clickbait for me

[@brinoh]

i love the fact that slime moves his feet like he is wagging his tail when he gets compliments

[@osjos2822]

To answer the question on if conductors really preform, I would say kind of. I think their main job is to organize the orchestra and tell the players their interpretation of the music before the performance. So the conductor might tell the orchestra to play some sections faster or slower, or tell certain sections to play louder or softer. For professional orchestras though, them being on the stage is mostly ceremonial. Most orchestras beyond a beginner level are completely capable of playing without a conductor. Maybe you could argue in large echoey halls it helps because it's hard to rely on sound alone and sight is more reliable but it's not necessary. They do help tell players when to play if they have a long time in between notes, but there's no reason the conductor has to be the one to do that, it could just as easily be the first violinist or just make sure the players know when.

[@the404tavern]

Why I like the Yard so much is that it feels like im sitting in a circle with my friends. yall remind me of them, not that yall are my friends lol

[@reesefleece]

Least parasocial Yard viewer

[@davidvkimball]

15:13 Thanks for shouting out BlippiGG, Aiden!

[@juiceboxgoth]

9:22 okay I’m so confused about how aiden does smiley faces, slime said colon three parentheses so is it :3) or :3( or what because I know :) and :3 but I’ve never seen them combined

[@maquainferno]

I’m probably wrong but I thought it meant three parentheses like :)))

[@juiceboxgoth]

@@maquainferno that makes so much more sense😂thank yoy

[@FrancoGM]

Im in class and “ludwig on the beat *fart*” made me burst out laughing LMAO

[@markkelso871]

For someone who does the same thing every single day of his life with very little variety its crazy how erratic XQC comes off.

[@bshr1nk3yk1d]

That was cool, I watched the title and thumbnail change in realtime

[@goblin8670]

Why was the title changed?

[@tylern6243]

Slime indirectly referring to Joe Hisaishi as the Flava Flav of music has such a raw and genuine delivery that I couldn't be mad.

[@mehmetbulut4347]

its crazy to me that they havent gone to florida to film an ep with Charlie yet

[@Ayden24B]

"This youtuber wouldn't work with us" I have to reset my computer and I come back and the title has changed lol

[@tutter2783]

Why is Ludwig dressed like Peter griffin, Halloween is in 2 months

[@kevinmp240]

Holy shit I had been on tour for 3 months and this is the first episode I’ve seen since getting back and this still absolutely slaps

[@tvilkerino]

The other night I had a dream that I was at a Café where the pod was filming and I was just listening in without saying anything and Nick yelled at me to stop being so fucking annoying and I can't look at him the same way anymore.

[@antonlindgren4027]

This was the funniest episode all the way thru imo, you guys did not felled off.

[@ElectricLedRevolver]

Lud and Slime, AKCHEWALLY the person leading an orchestra is called a conductor ☝ Composers are the people that write music.

[@jonathanscott907]

A commercial for the yard using the security bit but bringing them to the station and beating them then locking em up for a week just to say huge fan of the podcast would be pretty funny.

[@spelladrought]

having been to a mt joy show, i have to really applaud lud on that joke

[@Bladavia]

Swiss Smash scene represent🇨🇭 Also yeah Zürich is indeed one of the world capitals for banking, money laudering, lobbying, art market, luxury goods and all kinds of other scams.

[@EggtasticTaco]

I think it's funny that Slime seems like the kind of person to call someone stupid for saying a whale is a fish, but then called a dolphin a fish

[@narwhalzplays6308]

I remeber seeing Rocktard on famous birthdays when he was like 4 cause he shares the same birthday as me and I still think about that bit of trivia.

[@danielq6163]

I think the word you guys were looking for is conductor. A good orchestra doesn't need one but a good conductor can elevate the performance by subtly changing the tempo and volumes of the different sections.

[@FeminineGhost]

“Netflix and pilled” got me so good

[@WoodPike]

2:11 yeah slime now has a portrait of himself that keeps him young forever, but the portrait decays and visually records all of his sins