If Your Ex Was A Food, What Would They Be? | Ep 243 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@lauramasaraure5820]

I promise you I cannot hear that half eaten burger line and still spend the night in the same bed after such abuse 😩😫 I’m flipping the bed over and storming out I don’t care if it’s -5 degrees, 3AM in the middle of nowhere. I CANNOT🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

[@pigalottafattenton5003]

That’s when you truly go for the mental murder of that man and ask “how’d his leftovers feel/taste? You you really think I was that wet for you?” He knows instantly what you’re implying.

[@yb9964]

I would stop being friends with a man like that, what does it say about me if this is what I surround myself with? Nah fuck him

[@atomickitten4648]

I promise he would be six feet in an acid tub ☢️☣️

[@palesaphambane4461]

😂😂😂 honestly it’s either I leave or catch a case, either way I’d have some dignity left

[@lauramasaraure5820]

@@palesaphambane4461 I’m doing 25 to life😂

[@Iamphyllisa]

If I was ol girl, the MOMENT I heard “wooooooooow” from James I’m losing it 🤣🤣 somebody would have to put something on my books cause I’m going to jail.

[@soleneptune9498]

LMFAOOOO REALLLL TALK

[@wanguimumbi5538]

He's such an instigator!! 🤣🤣 Should've kept his mouth shut!

[@blitztv7487]

Mr Fuhad and Mr Duncan, I never knew you were so popular in South Africa. These men are discussing you with professors. My uncle is a teacher in the bio chem faculty and he asked me about you😭😂

[@ashleyzviitei]

Team SA here🇿🇦🇿🇼

[@Stu161]

your uncle's gonna be teaching ShxtsNGigs 101 next semester 😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@ashleyzviitei dankoo🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@mori_Jin.]

Hebana😅 so malumz vele vele was asking y'all about 2 mense on a podcast telling Jokes!! I Love our county shame😎😂🙌

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@mori_Jin. anehh?? 🤣

[@allmysturff]

😂😂😂😂😂 me dying at James reaction to Okro soup. I’m screaming. It hits hard ok!!

[@iamkodenusi]

Mate, that seeent me!😂😂😂

[@ninanegedu]

Okro soup is lifeee!

[@ashleyzviitei]

The slimy foods like okra are generally not for the uninitiated. You need to grow up with some things lol.

[@kdjhannel]

@@ashleyzviitei I hear that. I grew up with it but I still HATED it. It was only when I became an adult and someone hit me with some steam fish and okra that I started to appreciate it. 😂

[@denisebishi5212]

@@kdjhanneli hated it growing up too lol! It was only last year that I started to enjoy it because my grandma in law made it

[@Bouquetofflowers498]

Fuhad’s “I’ll tell you that for free!” Is going in my rotation.

[@youmakemehappy7]

Yes!!!!😂

[@peachmilkshake_]

"Fam, I've lived through stuff and I'm gonna live how I wanna live" That's a whole word 😂😂

[@bushran2022]

Wow that story James told about the girl crying in the hotel room actually made me sad. I literally can't laugh and get into the funny parts cause I keep thinking about her. I am sorry girl and I hope you're okay. I swear I will stay a virgin until I get married or the day I die. These men out here are using girls for their bodies and then treating them like shit. Please girls be wary of these men and take care of your heart.

[@TheMcKenzieHaus]

Yeah, it was such a sad story. I couldn’t laugh either

[@roxywyndham]

Me either. After I slept with my first boyfriend I woke up in the hotel room and he wasn’t there. He stopped answering my calls and just disappeared. Never heard from him again. I was 18, I’m 31 now.

[@bushran2022]

@@roxywyndham I am sorry sis. That's horrible. That's painful especially when you are so young. Men will lie and do anything just to get sex and they don't have an ounce of affection for us. All they want is to "smash". They could care less about the human being inside the body they want.

[@kiaracharles746]

It was definitely sad. But hey, all he was doing was telling her how he felt about himself. She didn’t deserve that.

[@kevinthafox6566]

I feel the same way but as a man

[@AlexanderKellyespn]

As an american yalls accents make this show that much funnier

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

As a Londoner, I find southern accent tickling. I sure don't get what say NBA Yojngboy or Kodak Black are saying but I find if entertaining

[@AlexanderKellyespn]

@@haddingtoniangcp2464 hahah i dont know either

[@litebright1720]

I absolutely love the accents. Some of the slang I gotta think about but it’s add so much

[@AlexanderKellyespn]

@@litebright1720 yes. Especially when i dont understand and they laugh. Im so confused but still laugh

[@QueerBootlace]

We can translate whatever you need lmao just say the word

[@ELI7901-z4d]

I totally understand Fuhad's story with the fan because anytime I go visit my parents and it's boiling hot my mum always turns the fan away and it's on low talking about "I don't want you to get a cold" Ma'm please no one is getting a cold in this boiling weather, it's stuffy and I can't breathe🤣

[@brettchristensen4533]

I lived in Ghana for 2 years and banku with okro stew was BANGINNNN! Love the pod and bless to you guys🙏🏻

[@KhomotsoFrancinaK-GIRL]

Today James had a lot of amazing stories to tell😂😂

[@k0bsessed]

man was reminiscing 😂

[@julieroberts9314]

He always does

[@nikkimango2649]

Semi-toxic tip of the day: calmly letting a dude leave and denying him further access to you sends men spiraling worse than any act of crying, craziness, or revenge 💀They start wondering if you ever really liked/loved them 🥴 Edit: Question for my fellow semi-toxic sisters: what's the wildest thing a dude you calmly let go do to try to get you back 👀☕

[@anniek.4770]

I co-sign this. 😂📝

[@roggleif4217]

@@anniek.4770 304`s

[@zevab3178]

That is a fact. 😊 thats the best kind of revenge. I walked out not a single word never looked back. He tried all kinda ways to get back in. 😁 Edit: Answer to your question. He saw me kissing a nother guy got so mad got into his car and drove it into a wall. Took a pic and send it to a friend of mine for me to see. He thought i would feel bad and take him back.

[@danaglass1265]

I’m guilty of doing this. I don’t fight or argue so I walked away silently.

[@A.Purpose]

Yep...one ex stalked me after he broke up with me...

[@khanyodlokweni2661]

New cult baby, and I've been on a binge fest and I'm loving every minute of it 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lydiagreen584]

Am I the only person in this world who genuinely enjoys oatmeal raisin cookies?

[@merp9211]

I love them! You’re not alone. 😊

[@bonickagordon1272]

Every episode I watch just sends me deeper into the abyss of the cult baby culture. I'm at work under the desk, laughing til my stomach hurts

[@tejpattiechuraman4017]

Not even 3 minutes in and James has me dying ova here with the Okra. We fry okra with shrimp to eat with Dahl and Rice. Best ting eva! Love from Guyana 🇬🇾

[@lukholonqojana7325]

🔥🔥🔥"you a bird but you ain't a key, got wings but you can't fly away from me" Nas -Fried chicken Shout out to James for that walk down memory lane 🇿🇦🤟🏾

[@kay_kay1989]

Fried okra/okro is amazing. You bread it in corn meal and fry it till its golden brown. Yyyuuuummmmmm! Its crunchy and not gooey at all after you fry it.

[@lesley5380]

Thanks I will try this recipe.

[@kay_kay1989]

@Lesley you are so welcome. Just cut it up, put in a zip bag with the corn meal, shake and fry. It's sooooo good. Season as desired!

[@samanthachance2620]

Us in South Africa watching the no electricity at home segment like 🧍🏽‍♂️

[@okuhlentuli9093]

It just came back at 6 lol... 😭💀

[@tiromoloko6485]

Giirrrrllll💔😅

[@nolwazimkhatshwa5957]

Power bank and KZbin app on my phone🇿🇦🇿🇦 SA gang

[@fay-yaadhnakidien8225]

Saaame!!! Lol

[@mori_Jin.]

😢😂it's how myn came back 7 min ago...thus im even in these comments in the first place

[@SymoneD16]

Perfect start to my Monday morning! Love listening on the way to work.

[@camcan94]

You guys are going far, everyone loves a laugh. It’s medicine 👌🏽😂

[@leefisher2026]

Fuhads reaction to “hairless physique” was hilarious. Was listening to the podcast and stopped to load this up because I needed to see his reaction too.

[@AngrilyConfused]

I've been refreshing KZbin for the last 2 hours waiting for you guys. I'm clearly an addict.

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

Yeah they kinder posted late. Been waiting too

[@bluetopaz81483]

The way James twisted his neck at spatchcock chicken 💀😂🤣

[@mici93]

My ex would kindly remind me on the weekly that if I ever left him that he would kill me.. thankfully he left me and I was welcoming him outta that door 😂

[@terrykabrahams205]

James prediction abt England was spot on

[@73starrdiva]

32:06 my whole adult life!! 🙌🏾”I’m literally a grown up!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@channy1038]

Stop it, the cost of living section just had me laughing so hard I nearly busted my stitches from a recent op 🤣😂 James stories are 🔥🤣😂

[@lillyshezi]

James has sooo many ex stories 😂😂😂😂 like hooowww

[@merp9211]

That’s what I was thinking! 😂

[@73starrdiva]

My Geechie heart hurts😆!! Okra soup 🥣 slaps! PS my granny said the end of the bread kept the loaf from drying out 😅. Made a bangin’ french toast, tho!

[@Alyrulz421]

James needs to try fried okra asap he’s been missing out

[@abishar7764]

The summer nights segment had me in legitimate tears 😂😂

[@suriribe7748]

Jamaes' dad spent time in Trinidad 🇹🇹 he should know what's ochro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soleneptune9498]

Das facts Inno

[@nicolawhitby91]

Amazing ep as always 😘Laughed so much through that one especially when James said "Iam just a bad guy" I burst out laughing so hard it hurt my chest.Love the childhood stories too i swear everyone growing up in the 90's/early 00's their parents were like this lol My mum is Irish too & sounds so much like James's mum its hilarious.

[@LowercaseKev]

As an American I want to personally say: "I don't back that paying bills for a random woman you only chat with."

[@user-et2ng1qb2m]

I don't understand why men pay the bills of women they're not married to or why women have the children of men they're not married to. It's all ridiculous 🤷🏽

[@morganboard98]

Facts trust it’s not an US-UK culture shift it’s a culture shift to everyone tryna do what City Girls rap about instead of tryna make their own money like City Girls are doing

[@luyandamthembu5678]

As a woman I also don't get it. My pride doesn't even allow me to take or ask for money from myman and it always offends my boyfriend. It makes him feel as if his not providing for me.

[@lazygirlfinance]

@@morganboard98 that’s not new. Maybe it’s because I’m from Florida like the city girls are, but nope not a new culture. Tricks been around for a looooong time. Hell I remember my grandma telling us the game.

[@rando3662]

Hey cult daddies Remember me from when y'all were at 25k subs 😭 I'm so proud of the steady growth It might interest you to know that I have now moved to England for the sole purpose of attending at least one of your live shows So run me a date asap Much love Random fan ❤️

[@DontComeInMyHouse]

I will literally never forget laying in bed hot, crying, sun blazing in my open window, with the sound of every other kid in the neighborhood still outside laughing and playing. My little 2 block radius growing up was LITTERED with kids and all the parents knew each other so kids just ran free. Not me, bedtime was bedtime no matter what time of year. 30 years old and im livid to this day😅

[@haleymcmath]

One of the best epis as of late! Y’all talking about your childhood/family life had me in tears! Thank you… Louisiana 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlottecollison6854]

I’ve been watching you on tiktoks for GOD KNOWS how long and I’m FINALLY watching the full episodes!! I loooove them

[@CarefreeB_]

the okra part had me rolling because I was just thinking about making fungi (fun-gee) it’s like an okra porridge. James would loose his shit 😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniesimons-fernandes1349]

I always thought I was the only one who used a blanket when it was hot for "comfort" 😊 Love you guys!!

[@FoliTimez]

Crazy thing is that James predicted what gon happen to England and Saka

[@lisabeth2994]

My exes were mostly burgers, hotdogs, Mac n cheese etc all very tasty but you are both aware he would be bad for you. I met a salmon.. he was nutritious, healthy for me and I loved him more than anyone as I let my guard down.. he was good for me on paper and he told me this also! What I didn’t realise was he was slowly poisoning me with mercury and broke my heart. My learning was stick with the hot dogs and burgers as at least you all know who the wolves really are

[@GoddessMoon_]

That burger comment is exactly why Snapped will never go off air.

[@AndyyWithAY]

I'm not into sports at all, so I didn't think I'd care about that World Cup story, but my word was that JUICY!!

[@creamdpapi7090]

bro these man just make my mondays so much better

[@alexandrat7692]

“My tight hamstring honey” 😂😂

[@kylasalvary738]

How James gone be familiar with Trinidad and not know Ochro BANGS in anything 🤣 lmfaooo 🇹🇹 love guys

[@dominnique2773]

Omg he’s Trinidadian?? We’ll look at that 😂🇹🇹

[@RoLainie]

I was screaming at James😂 HOW do you not know ochro bangs???? 🇹🇹

[@kylasalvary738]

@@dominnique2773 nah I think his dad just lived here for a bit 😆

[@deanawebb6595]

Telling meee

[@tebogomororpane6792]

brazil fans are in tears rn watching this podcasts

[@FredkedSamBriu]

12:14 my tight hamstring honey over hea fire lord fuegs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahranford5593]

Just stumbled upon your pod this week. I have been in stitches. Big fan, love from Australia

[@ameygarcia-aviles5332]

As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys

[@casanbernard]

Omg you guys really make my week I can't express how happy I get on a Monday lol😭

[@caitlinarroyo441]

Nahhhhh the way I'm crying over James and his brother fighting OMG LMFAOOO

[@alexaspritchard1772]

hey from North Carolina! been here since 160000 followers and i look forward to monday just for a new episode!! much love!

[@allisonbarnett5055]

Fellow North Carolinian here!!! I love how I can understand everything thing they say!!! It's a southern gift. 🤣🤣🤣

[@RTJames-gq9xg]

While their podcasts are brilliant; just LOVE watching their facial expressions and interactions via KZbin! Thank you for sharing the shenanigans on so many platforms!!!!❤❤❤❤

[@acesfantasy59]

i always love to watch this as soon as i wake up on monday mornings🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@najat4038]

man said, “im not doing up refugee in my own home”😭😭😭

[@NoriZai]

Okaayyyy so this is the life I've been missing out on. Early access and that. 😂🙌🏽

[@nicolawhitby91]

☺ Its the best thing about Sunday evenings not waiting until 3:30 on Monday its the good life over here on tier 2 lol

[@nebulon6872]

Bajans put okra in coucou. That with stewed fish... 🔥

[@lesley5380]

We do and I'm not a fan.

[@nebulon6872]

@@lesley5380 not even with mutton?

[@lesley5380]

@@nebulon6872 I'm Not a fan of soft type food's like mash type consistency.

[@MrREALTALK90]

We fry Okra in Southern North America lmao

[@lesley5380]

Never tried it fried it's on the list. My parents used to cook a dish called Cou Cou I never liked it.

[@blackceasar2141]

Okra Gumbo is my favorite , but Okra and shrimp etouffee is great as well

[@lisareder]

I literally broke my ankle Friday so I’m binge watching your guys videos. ❤

[@sophiebezza2169]

Please keep doing these skits when you tell the story they kill me it’s like your own movie 😂🖤

[@idkwendo]

petition for 3 eps a week i’ve listen to every thing even on pateron i’ve gone thru everything at least 3 times

[@tracypeebles9362]

I agree with James my grandma had us wearing heavy clothes in the house now my house is warm and cool as needed 😂😂

[@amiragraham9437]

The explanations they give for each chosen food is hilarious

[@ambermagoro]

One thing I love about fuhad is that he will read backwards sometimes 😂😂😂 “Broke a mass brawl” Fuhad: a mass brawl broke out.😂😂

[@christinediampovisa5862]

James saying Okra is that African food 🤣

[@olikah4667]

Me enjoying my okra soup + eba watching y’all. Fuhad!!! Put James on, pls 😂😂😂

[@habeshasister11]

I’m sure James’ “Wooooow” made it even worse lol 😭😭

[@karlandbarrett5045]

1:13 number one, facts on facts on facts, oatmeal, and raisins could never make a cookie in my world

[@rainyrelaxation5907]

James don’t know about that okra stew 🤣👌🏾👌🏾 trust me it bangs

[@ZisCorner]

That burger line would’ve made me air it out. I would’ve left and cried in my own bed, never would’ve heard from me again.

[@mariannenahayo8062]

James hated on okra and I immediately went and added okra to my ramen😂. Delicious

[@jasonstuart1139]

When Fuad said the men them need to stop doing that as James was telling the story I felt that lol 😂

[@amberfrancis5863]

Going to sleep while the sun is still upppp is wild!!! 😂😭😩

[@u_tried2040]

Oatmeal and craisin cookies are bomb. You just haven't had good ones if you say otherwise.

[@darellgrant8753]

No. Raisins are not needed in life

[@karenosei5369]

NO ONE can tell me i am a LEFTOVER burger that you do not want but have anyway - NO ONE!

[@natiaamoani7846]

James: I'm just a bad guy 🤣🤣🤣 I cannot

[@Clubsandwichchav]

These need to be longer 😂

[@nigina_san]

Donut one is crazy😂

[@Rightmeal217]

That burger line is the exact reason I don’t bed anyone I’m not with; there is no way I could bed someone and have them turn around and say that to me 😭 I would see RED

[@cbats13]

“There’s tings in jean shorts” stoooop😂

[@coffinking1175]

As someone from the us can say, the message the industry tries to encourage is sugar baby culture/hustle and being just an overpriced corporate sellout

[@ml07]

Here for the World Cup facts, four team’s left! 🙌🏽 Great podcast guys!

[@Khaleesi_inthemaking]

The life stories! We need more of that! Hilarious!😂

[@lizlaw101]

My mom used to put the fan facing outside when it was hot too.. she said it would pull the hot air from inside the house towards outside and then we could turn on the ac after we had that on for a little while. It made sense to me lol

[@aaronmessedup225]

Love getting the episodes on Sundays now! Hilarious!

[@christianmukarati7682]

How Patreon ?

[@buchiolloh5194]

Okro soup bangs man 🤣🤣🤣

[@Abena_]

The okro stew got me😂😂😂😂😂

[@Macawiisdropper]

The fact that I’ve said “Then breakup with me” in an argument and he’s ignored me every time gives me a toxic high I can’t explain

[@danedwards9016]

My guy James sounds like he’s got a cold tell him heal up need him for the Monday podcast ❤️

[@THISISNHLANHLA]

Me:Sierra November Golf. Fuhad:🙂

[@lindsaysloves4778]

1. The slime is absolutely why I can't eat Okra. 2. I forget about the temperature difference. When James said 27° I said that's HOT 🔥

[@Thenikology84]

Me too

[@olikah4667]

Imagining James in “pants” is tooo funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rhiannatsmith]

James been THROUGH IT in this life 😂😂 his stories are legendary!

[@TheFeesh30]

Fun fact, African Americans eat okra too, it’s a soul food dish. It came over with our enslaved ancestors, they had seeds and brought it to America for the first time. 💗

[@skydelight]

Congratulations on your engagement! Great video!

[@lizzymack6455]

You know whats funny one of my distant baby cousins messaged my younger sister when some random girl was bulling her. My sister is know for getting into fights and being quiet agressive. I don't think kids lost a single fight. But it was random since none of us were even close to that cousin.

[@beestingtv9395]

I needed a laugh after a rough day. Thanks again guys! ❤