If Your Weapon Could Talk | Space Marine 2

[@hamr6015]

0:50 Auto Bolt Rifle 01:18 Stalker Bolt Rifle 01:52 Heavy Bolt Rifle 02:35 Bolt Carbine 02:50 Bolt Carbine 2 03:40 Instigator Bolt Carbine 04:13 Occulus Bolt Carbine 04:58 Heavy Plasma Incinerator 05:15 Plasma Incinerator 05:51 Las Fusil 06:37 Bolt Sniper Rifle 07:17 Heavy Bolter 08:05 Melta Rifle 08:23 Multi-Melta 08:51 Bolt Pistol 09:39 Heavy Bolt Pistol 10:07 Plasma Pistol 10:32 Chainsword 10:52 Combat Knife 11:14 Power Fist 11:44 Thunder Hammer 12:04 Power Sword 12:42 Bolt Rifle

[@blimp9741]

The machine spirit of my boltpistol yelling slurs at me because I missed 5 still hormagaunts

[@danielmouatt5570]

All the while laughing to itself because it misaligned the feed into the heads up display of your helmet to make sure you missed…

[@firefang600]

Always remember to recite the litanies of repair and the canticals of reload and sight alignment or else. No, I will not explain further.

[@koontz1154]

​@@firefang600 brother tech marine my bolter refuses to heed my reverant litanies and canticles.

[@CodyRoss-e4t]

It’s ok my bolt pistol is roaring exploitives as I hit a warrior with two mags and it opts to not die😂

[@Just-Call-Me-Kaminari]

Vanguard, White Scars, a Bolt Pistol, a Melta Gun, and a fucking Knife. I am God's, GREATEST mistake.

[@kurtporschmann2530]

I agree.

[@Yaboi-if8bw]

Swap out White scars for Space Wolves and Knife with chainsword, and it's only WORSE FROM THERE BOYO!.

[@Eleven217]

"You actually remembered me?" "Always, my love"

[@Kirill-Ivanov2002]

If the gun starts talking dirty to me, it's becoming the ammunition.

[@JebblesJunior]

Plasma weapons are known to be loose like that.

[@piedpiper1172]

Coward

[@warriorfire8103]

If I could donate to a comment, this would be one.

[@John-ii6he]

You can't be in my walls if I am in your walls.

[@SpartanI039]

Have you considered sharing the walls?

[@JebblesJunior]

How do you know I have walls to reside in?

[@arrgylerawrgyle3784]

I AM THE WALL!

[@John-ii6he]

@@JebblesJunior I am the wall.

[@John-ii6he]

@@arrgylerawrgyle3784 G-GUH!?

[@tomyorke3412]

Ah the heavy bolter. Its like the gym, you have to put the work for the long haul to see the results. But then you look back and see just how far you have come.

[@rasbaindechain7863]

Can confirm: He is not in my walls. Heard something in the wall and blasted it with a 12 gauge a couple nights ago; and a video still is made. He is not in my walls at least. Lol

[@MrGBH]

I know what my Heavy Bolter says, it says "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!"

[@russbas2315]

Me and my chainsaw sword just making rabid dog sounds the whole game

[@kuronanestimare]

0:50 The Auto Bolt Rifle is in a weird place in terms of balance because the Bolt Rifle has a Grenade Attachment which makes it way better at clearing Hordes, but Tactical also has access to the Heavy Bolt Rifle which is better at damage per bullet and is still fully automatic, meaning the Auto has no niche it can fill that it's brothers don't already do better. RIP.

[@captainmilano5279]

Meltas talking German is just straight up Gold xD

[@Jaeger_Bishop]

YES, the Scotsman has to be my favorite 😂 The Germans are a close 2nd, mostly because of it reminding me of the Steiner Scout Lance.

[@emil3801]

Achtung! there might be Cappellans around.

[@Jaeger_Bishop]

@@emil3801

[@The_fastfreddy]

This was hilarious. 2:35 has to be my favorite because the Chinese voice came out of left field and instantly had me rolling

[@zizazao]

The rain on the background on the heavy bolt rifle really got me

[@Taxevader-gk9ms]

instigator bolt carbine before he was old "If fighting is to result in victory you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor! Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them all on a boat, and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are gathered in one place it’s called a zoo! Unless it’s a farm!"

[@Legion3000]

I resonate with the Plasma Pistol and the Combat Knife

[@MikeTheBretonianGrailKnight]

0:33 okay I'll be nice just don't do the power sword dirty 12:03 okay how ever did power sword nailed it

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

8:26 ich leibe meinen MultiMelta

[@astartessalamanderNo.34418]

When I saw the Bolt Rifle, I KNEW it was the jack of ALL trades. It is my standart and my highest from start to finish, it never dissapointed me, neither did it dissapoint the Emperor!

[@tetsatou2815]

The Powerfist understands that the cream... rises to the top, ohyeah.

[@minty257]

Congrats jebbles, it's good to see your hard work paying off.

[@danielmouatt5570]

And it might as well be Lore accurate as all machinery in the Imperium of Man has a Machine Spirit. Awesome work from start to finish. Also you may very well be in my walls but so is a gateway to the deep warp so I don’t recommend hanging around too much…. Never know what might reach out and try to grab you. (It did solve my Rat and Possum problem so I’ll call that a win)

[@JebblesJunior]

Me and Corvus are hanging out in there talking shit this very moment.

[@spiggityspoo756]

That charged chainsword attack not connecting at 5:35 was absolutely tragic

[@JebblesJunior]

Because the one thing the neuro needed was an invincibility window.

[@darthraum420]

This has got to be one of the BEST videos on KZbin! I was DYING of laughter the whole way through! Great to hear loads of familiar voices make it into the video! Congrats on 10k Subs Jeb! You absolutely deserve it! Let's push for 100k Subs now! Sad to see that my voice couldn't make it into the finished product, but I had lots of fun recording the voice over for it.

[@isaacfreeman1]

I saw the built-in grenade launcher and never left.

[@omegaonthefly1977]

Don’t worry auto bolt rifle, I’ll be your friend. It’s not your fault that Tactical stole Heavy’s bolt rifle and refuses to give it back… (Please Focus give Heavy the heavy bolt rifle I beg. I don’t care if it would just be a worse heavy bolter I just want to live out my heavy intercessor fantasies in peace)

[@Skitarii_Boi]

Now im wondering how admech weapons would sound. What type of personality would a gun that shoots FUCKING LIGHTNING have?

[@JebblesJunior]

First thought that comes to mind is a screaming mad scientist.

[@TrenchCoatDingo]

i mean lighting is plasma soooo

[@wasdwazd]

I can tell you, a lot of puns.

[@alexmartinez5859]

Either binary or mathematical lingo so esoteric, the understanding of it died when the Men of Iron rose up.

[@dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119]

It was a delight to work with you on this and I can't wait to do more in the future Im going to need a better mic though my shit was FRIED

[@luckyomen]

Hell yeah brother! Fister until she mister.

[@BadAtAllVideoGames]

Multi-melta absolutely killed me

[@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit]

I'm very proud that you didn't do a British shank joke with the combat knife.

[@Reaper-J129]

Oh, heavy bolt rifle, don't you worry. I'm gonna make sure you get your upgrades, and once the enemy waves start coming in, the heavy is going to be HORRIFIED at how well we can do his job without him! And remember, just because Daddy tactical doesn't always use you doesn't mean he doesn't love you 😘!

[@piedpiper1172]

11:04 Perfection, peak, gold. It simply doesn’t get better than this.

[@HeavyGee84]

The marching…. 8:41 💀

[@HappyNoob17YT]

The Auto Bolter my beloved

[@CornyG4711]

Tbh stalker bolt rifle slander is not okay.

[@SoDight]

My love for Heavy Plasma Incinerator and Plasma Pistol grows even stronger every minute

[@AquaMidget]

by the time you have uploaded this, you've already reached 11.1k subs

[@nobleorb0189]

I personally like the heavy bolt rifle....i feel attacked lol

[@JebblesJunior]

It’s got one of the best looks.

[@nobleorb0189]

@@JebblesJunior i just unlocked the relic form of it last night ive got my sniper and heavy 25 and now im running tact

[@vivec4062]

Ngl that auto bolt rifle voice made me sad, gonna rank it up to max so it doesnt feel so bad

[@aziouss2863]

I like the continuity of the lore with the LAS Fusil and the bolt carbine XD and their enjoyment or... Snow let us call it.

[@imnotabotiswear3276]

The fist is number one in my heart

[@dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119]

Hell yeah brother

[@WhyMeTimes2.0]

Hilarious and great! Everyone did a fantastic job

[@detectivebones671]

Me and my chainsword screaming the quotes of borderlands psychos

[@clarenceweaver1820]

The heavy bolt pistol and plasma incinerator carried my ass through the campaign

[@knightofarnor2552]

9:41 Peter Griffin jumpscare 😱

[@dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119]

Hehehehe

[@kylethickium2710]

I need to know why the melta rifle is German it's too funny

[@traceyrinaldi4759]

We all know why

[@thegregitto]

Because it takes a really nasty gank to kill it, it's absolutely nuts, and it likes burning vast scores of sentient life forms from time to time

[@koontz1154]

Flammenwerfer, nuff said

[@myonlyfriendtheend4958]

How can you be in my walls If im in your walls

[@JebblesJunior]

Well, then we may at least want to switch walls.

[@ITzzMike96]

He’s in the walls ….. HES IN THE GODDAMN WALLLS

[@DaveMelby]

I have nothing relvent to add here.

[@theoraltiren6383]

Heavy bolt rifle sounds like boy from emperor text to speech device. I love it. The heavy plasma sounds badass. I love it.

[@literally_sillyy]

congrats brother

[@darkgravystains]

Voices did fuckin' great! this is some of my favourite shitposting, right up there with the BPL.

[@tariqkerr5590]

New subscriber here. Just bought the game because you make it look fun :D

[@kylefauncd-davis9011]

I didn't crack up laughing until the long sword 😂😂😂

[@aziouss2863]

Why was that guy speaking mandarin (i Assume) So Hilarious to me? I don't even get the joke but i laughed! I should have waited a bit longer XD the two plasma guns being full of themselves (rightfully so) and the German dudes my god i am in tears. Your community is fun man.

[@JebblesJunior]

We had a riot making it.

[@AmazonAaron84]

Congrats on the subs! Keep going, brother

[@bruhblint6890]

German discord comes in built-in with the multi-melta 8:26

[@antoniusottenwess9808]

Damn I am german and you just HAD me with the Melta-descriptions😂 Btw. diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[@kaynhuros2050]

What did it say?

[@antoniusottenwess9808]

First one "Oh my god the oldies were right! Grandpa always told me stories about how it once was! There is truly nothing better then the stench of burned corpses in the morning. I start to get why it was so popular in the forties. Nice two why people once build so many summer camps for it.😊

[@antoniusottenwess9808]

​@@kaynhuros2050there you go pal. I fear second one may have gotten deleted

[@koontz1154]

"Random canotonese" *heresy intensifies*

[@SoDight]

Meltas clearly understand their assessment how to purge Xenos 🔥

[@mr.potato2223]

7:52 stop stop he's already dead

[@TrenchCoatDingo]

love my chainsword and GL boltgun

[@Panzerkampf1995]

I utterly loved the knife, but I still say the Dundee quote was missing

[@metallichurch]

The bolt pistols 😂 Too good and too true 😂

[@Raptorlord202]

Don't worry Bolt Sniper Rifle, I like you more than the Las Fusil

[@boltarion461]

He Forgot my beloved stormshield....

[@JebblesJunior]

I think that may be armor with extra steps.

[@boltarion461]

@@JebblesJunior LMAO!! Now I want the ability to kick tyranids!

[@knyghtmordhaus9170]

This..... This is a good meme platform

[@VikingGoalie86]

What if my weapon is my soaking wet socks? (They increase my focus)

[@JebblesJunior]

Then you’ll never be hungover.

[@khostie]

How’d you manage to get Jeff Goldblum for the voice of the Bolt Carbine

[@JebblesJunior]

I was the pilot flying him out of Jurassic Park.

[@thomasspinola7417]

The auto Boltgun is great in pvp and i will still used it the operations

[@belorianuskane1952]

Of course the fucking Meltas are GERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣 Sehr gut!

[@janvankessel624]

woooooh! Trampoline time!

[@daytona1411]

bro, the german part. zu geil.

[@joedan5366]

For the emperor

[@vaporsouls6752]

Now this is peak

[@niner-r2b]

why does the melta sound like me after 3 drink

[@luenarturoho1385]

The bolt carbine hahahahahahahahah

[@Lieutenant_Volkov]

Does no one use the Auto Bolter? That thing's my favorite 😂

[@janvankessel624]

damn, speaking german for the multimelta hits different...

[@thelandlord111]

It’s a long standing joke that you need to be on the spectrum to do the job I do. But there’s one guy that’s deep into loony toons lore that will go on long winded, heated rants about how daffy’s girlfriends were all abusive. He’s the black Templar.

[@Raz0rking]

I'd charge me... Is that a reference to HLC?

[@davidkelly167]

I've only started watching your videos today, I'm not usually one to like and subscribe; as my interests often switch more often than an ADHD toddler. But your dry humour and general intolerance for most people, resonates with me on a spiritual level. I hope your KZbin career excels, so I'm not resigned to watch politically correct ass hats; that fear having an opinion in the off chance someone is offended. The emperor would be pleased with you.

[@AgitoBlues]

I am Chinese and I still have no idea what the Bolt Carbine just yapped about.

[@JebblesJunior]

The translation was rough and I told him to pick Cantonese or mandarin and not tell me which. So, neither do I.

[@AgitoBlues]

@@JebblesJunior I am also fluid in Cantonese and I still have no idea what the Bolt Carbine just yapped about. Something about mother fuckers, kung fu, China man, and open eyes.

[@Anders-vl6kk]

lmao great video

[@papasmoke5279]

Agreed

[@TehBakerye]

I'm too tired to make an original comment so uh.. uhm... uh.. uhmm..... Anyways congrats on 10k!

[@TheOneAndOnlyTureGod]

I'm a little disappointed I didn't hear TheYamiks but still some what funny 5.4/10

[@BenLJudy]

Anyone have a translation for the Meltas?

[@thealaskanseparatist6786]

I am a primordial entity i know all, and i know nothing. One can't comprehend the things I've seen and know, and once i pass into the Great, beyond all of this knowledge will be lost like tears in the rain. P.S. i am in your walls😉

[@legolife2321]

Make a chaos marine video bro

[@JebblesJunior]

Eventually.

[@legolife2321]

Thanks dude👍

[@PixelirPlus]

Congrats on the 10k, I will now echo the words “I’m an OG” like a bland, boring, unoriginal, and uninspiring NPC every time you have a subscriber special

[@kaynhuros2050]

What's the translation for melta

[@JebblesJunior]

I wouldn’t worry about it.

[@Get5ome]

What’s the meltas say?

[@JebblesJunior]

Just, you know, German stuff…

[@DerpDoesBF3]

100th view 😎

[@CommFox]

IM IN THE 10K ME ME MEEE

[@L96A2Recon]

pee poo 54

[@johnarcher6150]

My walls are rotting. You cant be in my walls if the hole is too big for you to fit in.

[@JebblesJunior]

Under the bed?

[@johnarcher6150]

@@JebblesJunior jokes on you my water tank is there!

[@mcrampton001]

It's ok Auto and Heavy bolt rifle, ye can hang out with me and I can make spaghetti if you want.🫶