IFA Wartburg - Im dienste des KGB

This song was recorded by IFA Wartburg back in 1985 and is a nice example of how we can avoid problems in a society only by controlling the amount of Blue-Jeans and other dangerous american things that some people are carrying around.

[@Falkriim]

Seeing as I drive a VW, every now and then this song will pop into my head when I’m driving

[@civishamburgum1234]

IFA wartburg einfach beste Band.

[@samc3544]

1:14 me driving to work

[@voxel8960]

literally me

[@hv1sker]

why did i laugh

[@Najajajjj]

Me on my way to put this song on

[@xenoxl_is_kool]

@@hv1sker why wouldn't you laugh

[@legoclonetrooper]

We are defeating capitalism with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@gasmaskcrow6484]

this song is by the capitalists 😭

[@noobplaysgamez]

bro didnt understand anything 😔

[@legoclonetrooper]

@@noobplaysgamez ICH REISE IN EIMEM VW, IM DIENSTE DES KGB 🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@atomicchimichangas7666]

​@@noobplaysgamezbro understand mire than you

[@atomicchimichangas7666]

​@@gasmaskcrow6484capitalists making banger for kgb

[@Damaged_Demon406]

If The KGB had an anime show, this is what the intro and song would be

[@locksmith2731]

У меня отец служил в КГБ, он подозрителен всегда, в отношении всех. Недоверие - это основная его тема. Батя всегда Патриот и батя всегда за РФ.

[@bavid4430]

​@@locksmith2731I agree

[@CleaningCaptain]

If it were a black comedy and the KGB were portrayed as blithering idiots, sure. That's the whole vibe of this song.

[@Iwokeupimanewbuggati]

fr tho, this is a banger

[@Danith-V1M]

​@@CleaningCaptainДа согласен, ФБР это сборище дегенератов

[@Ich-Bin-Hendrik]

Ein Trauerspiel, dass es diesen Song nicht auf Plattformen wie Spotify gibt..

[@9bang88]

Every song besides this one was allowed on Spotify...

[@laurasstern0001]

@@9bang88they have a bunch of songs not on spotify. i assume they'd be allowed, but they just dont care

[@ness2965]

@@9bang88 Does Guenther even have access to the Spotify?

[@9bang88]

@@ness2965 Keine Ahnung

[@sisygambis.]

why?@@9bang88

[@gem_tube2002]

Gem music gem country

[@user-yi3qh1hn4r]

And a brimstonish finality

[@Thousine]

I, too, love the Swedish

[@gem_tube2002]

@@Thousine BRIMSTONE

[@kuzwon]

gemerald

[@Patsharpie2004]

Coal

[@Svistov]

All fun and games until you realise that the NSA have in their logs that you listened to this.

[@GarbyJeVrloDobro]

Nasa Srpska arhiva? Zivela srbija!

[@StukaLover]

fuck

[@rynegeist]

dies ist einer meiner lieblingssongs der IFA Wartburg

[@Kolya474]

Das Lied pusht im Gym übelst

[@danganhawley]

как же я обожаю ifa Wartburg , товарищи!

[@blackkennedy3966]

This is so ironic

[@danganhawley]

​@@blackkennedy3966?

[@Du_Bist_So_Ein_Dummer]

Солидарен! Но я вам не товарищ, приятель)

[@danganhawley]

@@Du_Bist_So_Ein_Dummer хорошо?)

[@boozashakes4254]

Oh Man, This is Such a Fucking Slow burn, bone chilling, atmospheric Gemmy of a song

[@nicobebi6307]

it’s so opium

[@MegaTron7568]

gem alert went offon 23 feb 2015

[@Richartichaut]

Beautiful music ! Respect from France

[@yehaaww]

We're starting reppresions with this one 🔥

[@wolf_nadik]

Великолепная песня!

[@Blazeit-rj3eb]

I don't know if they are better, but I found these English lyrics somewhere online: I'm traveling in a VW, In service of the KGB, In this country there is much snow, And none people only wear one shirt I hurry it up To my headquarters, Because these sit here, They count: 'One, two, three, four!', They cry 'Cripes!' and often tell each other e.g. 'Oy vey! He's from the KGB!' They are all terrible criminals, because they are wearing blue jeans, They must for I discovered them Not go free where they deserve a sentence! I have strength in the Warsaw Pact, I have done more, They count: 'Five, six, seven, eight!' They cry 'Cripes!' and often tell each other e.g. 'Oy vey! He is from the KGB!' Tell each other 'Oy vey!' Tell each other 'Oy vey! He's from the KGB'

[@N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine]

Blud really said oy vey 🗣️

[@Blazeit-rj3eb]

@@N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine veysmir

[@BichaelStevens]

"O veh, er ist ja vom KGB" Oy vey!

[@NotraceOfRay]

@@BichaelStevensI think they mean "oh weh", which is roughly the german equivalent to "oh man" .

[@TV-qc3ej]

@@NotraceOfRay That should be pretty true.

[@zombiecrafter0758]

ich merke gerade, dass hier jemand noch aktiv videos hochlädt :o Vielen dank für die mühe, die hinter der suche nach videomaterial usw steckt! ich fand das lied bisher nirgendswo - vielleicht gabs das ja auf der cd? ^^ kann man die cd eigentlich noch irgendwo gebraucht kaufen? auf ebay ist leider keine spur davon :/

[@_vla]

gem carved from the walls of berlin

[@ifawartburg]

You must not scrape away material from our beautiful anti-fascist protective Wall!

[@_vla]

@@ifawartburg meds

[@bavid4430]

​@@_vlaAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@noobdude4146]

@@_vla Das Mauer Power

[@Freakbob-27262]

You must not scrape away material from our beautiful anti-fascist protective Wall!

[@dudevonsofa1344]

gem

[@based_boing]

gemmy gem

[@elbasado481]

WOOOAAAAAWW WOOOOWIEEEEE KGB AGENT

[@lucasmeulendijks7662]

Dear Gunther, is there a way to export this wonderful song along with das mauer power and biologie und pathologie to media such as spotify, as a way to revolt against the capitalist hamburger men of course. Danke schön!

[@ifawartburg]

Do you mean Günter Schabowski? He sadly passed away 1 November 2015 😭

[@zsemi3051]

@@ifawartburg 🖤

[@ifawartburg]

@@zsemi3051 That would be a great idea!

[@Blasphemer_blasphimah]

@@ifawartburg we got the thousand subs!!!

[@jaylorproductions7739]

@@ifawartburg wait do you have anything to do with the band

[@Condxttiero]

Certified 'jakker tune

[@Гуляйпольский_Мапперок]

The song conveys the feeling of a Stasi or KGB agent

[@ifawartburg]

DDR would never ever spy on other countries or eavesdrop on ordinary people. Or peek at people via a daily newspaper that our manager has cut a peep hole in.

[@gord453]

Lyrics: (in english) I travel in a VW (Volkswagen), working for the KGB. In this country is a lot of snow, and nobody wears just a shirt. I hurried, to my headquarter, because everybody sits here, they count one, two, three, four, shout Yeah and say, to each other hooray he is from KGB. They all are huge villains, because they wear blue jeans, they have to ... (?) I have power, in Warsaw pact, I've done more, they count five, six, seven, eight, shout Yeah and say, to each other hooray he is from KGB. (2x)

[@elektrofumigator]

Thank you so much for the translation!! I love the band, but I don't know German sadly - great to finally see and understand what were they singing about

[@zsemi3051]

East german lyrics?

[@billklaxx19827]

"Arzarabach" Is Warczawa Pakt (Warsaw pact, but Warsaw is in Polish, not German (which would be properly be "Warschauer Pakt", not "Warczawa Pakt"))

[@billklaxx19827]

Warszawa, not Warczawa (i don't speak polish) I doubt it's pronounced Wartsawa anyways but it's a swedish band using a polish word in german in a weird way so it makes sense that it'd be pronounced slightly wrong

[@elektrofumigator]

@@billklaxx19827 should be pronounced as „varshava” if it really was that

[@based_boing]

gemmy

[@Band1t_stle]

Das ist gut!

[@REZA-tl5kr]

i recently got really into East German history and whatever and YT recommends me this at 3AM god i wish yall were still making music, time to buy myself a crate of strichtarn and larp with friends

[@ovalgoatkid1340]

OY VEY!

[@dabtican4953]

Where did you acquire this beautiful footage of the state's protectors my comrade?

[@erwinkgbandstasiagent6448]

yes i want know

[@ifawartburg]

Ah, das sind die seit langem vergessene Super-8 Filmen von Onkel Fritz bei seinem unzähligen Besuchen im Urlaubsparadies Furtzheim am Porzellanenstuhl, nicht weit von Buttstadt.

[@dabtican4953]

@@ifawartburg DANKE KAMERAD

[@kickphilnyakerman9268]

"Protectors."

[@kickphilnyakerman9268]

@@Empty4545 never heard of the stb who are they also I'm guessing your balkan cause the werid thing on the s or maybe Spanish

[@hpxso1]

Best music made no one can beat ifa wartburg

[@fanterwave7070]

Бриллиант

[@Зелёная-книга1989]

Ага

[@Imundryourskin]

С ЭТИМ МЫ В КГБ🗣️🔥💯💯💯

[@yuh1180]

Kuzerald

[@kimyo-jong3125]

Beste Band Eu-Ost

[@luccrafter007]

Auf jeden Fall Genosse!

[@kimyo-jong3125]

@@luccrafter007 Oh Sie auch hier in der Banzaber-Wacht Genosse von Smash?

[@jonathan-nw9nm]

Genossen bereit zum dienst?

[@kickphilnyakerman9268]

When you go from the Gestapo to the KGB.

[@kickphilnyakerman9268]

@@Empty4545 ik my german teacher in high school told me because I lied history a lot she even had fragments of the berlin wall. Also the irony considering you know the war that everyone just fought in and its history.

[@gem_tube2002]

An odd occurrence of gem turning into coal

[@notnice-9623]

KG(em)B

[@Daniel-fr3us]

Kein Kommentar bisher?

[@roby1251]

Moin!

[@alexcom6584]

Shhh! We ain't allowed to talk. Especially on an imperialist website.

[@fungus8148]

im not communist but this song is awesome, feels like it could be apart of a movie with an overworked KGB agent who slowly starts working against the state he works for

[@ifawartburg]

What? Against the state?

[@MisunderstoodWierdo]

woah that would be freaking crazy!!!!!

[@piekarzpaola]

Bro, this song isn't procommunist at all

[@dangerjoe8911]

That exists already in a way, but it is not comedic and doesn't fit the song at all. It is called "Das Leben der anderen", "The life of the others" - a german movie from 2006, about an overworked StaSi-Agent that grows to question his service to the state.

[@hifiteen49]

@@piekarzpaola Hahaha. My comrade, have you ever looked at what IFA Wartburg does? They make DDR style music, praising communism

[@Lemmuy]

They're saying something that is about as far removed from "hooray" as possible

[@eggnut8090]

Why german music so fire🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@mahouu.]

East German. They produce beautiful songs like this.

[@LucyN64]

​@@mahouu.not even , it was from a swedish school band who play in german

[@DerCent161]

​@@mahouu. That's a Song made by Swedes after the fall of the GDR

[@mahouu.]

@@DerCent161 erm it's a joke and yeah I know

[@zorte1669]

Based!!

[@ifawartburg]

Yes, in normal cases the bass was played on a Rickenbacker 4001 or a Fender Jazz Bass but in this case the legendary Fender Rhodes 73 Mark I was used together with a semiconductor preamp that gives this unpleasant sound characterized by second-order harmonics (third order is, as everyone knows, preferable, thank God to Lenz's law and heated filaments). So that's basically how this song was based.

[@thecosmos729]

​@@ifawartburg Wow, that's very based.

[@magus.k]

I love this song so much :)

[@marcol654]

Nice music comrades!

[@millitariahistoria7321]

This makes me wonder if the KGB did use a VW Beetle, very unlikely but still

[@barszczsosnowskiego3359]

Stasi probably did. The KGB would use a Volga 24

[@olafrohwer3482]

The virgin KGB vs the chad Stasi

[@submissivebottom]

Youre a Legend

[@cooljan]

can someone write down the lyrics in german, thanks

[@ifawartburg]

They are not written in german. They are written in East-German.

[@genosselenin8324]

No guarantee, my east german is not the best! Ich reise in einem VW Im Dienste des KGB In dieser (diesem) Land ist es viel Schnee Und keine Menschen tragen nur ein Hemd Ich beeile mir (mich) Zu meinem Hauptquartier, Weil alle sitzen hier Sie zählen: eins, zwei, drei, vier Sie rufen „Je!“ Und sagen (???) zueinander: „Oh weh, er ist ja vom KGB!“ Sie sind alle große Verbrecher, Weil sie tragen blau(e) Jeans Sie wissen, seit ich sie entdeckten Nicht frei geh vor sie ein Straf verdient! Ich habe Macht in dem Warszawa (Warschauer) Pakt Ich habe mehr gemacht Sie zählen: fünf, sechs, sieben, acht Sie rufen „Je!“ Und sagen (???) Zueinander: „Oh weh, er ist ja vom KGB!“ Ich reise in einem VW Im Dienste des KGB In dieser (diesem) Land ist es viel Schnee Und keine Menschen tragen nur, ja keine Menschen tragen nur, Ja keine Menschen tragen nur ein Hemd! Ich beeile mir (mich) Zu meinem Hauptquartier Weil sie sitzen hier Sie zählen: eins, zwei, drei, vier Ich habe Macht In dem Warszawa (Warschauer) Pakt Ich habe mehr gemacht Sie zählen: fünf, sechs, sieben, acht Sie rufen „Je!“ Und sagen (???) Zueinander: „Oh weh!“, zueinander: „Oh weh!, Er ist vom KGB!“

[@zsemi3051]

Ich reise mit einem vw Und im dienste des KGB In dieser landes ist viel Schnee Und keine menschen tragen nur ein hemd Ich mich beeile mehr zu meiner Hauptquartier wi allen sitzen hier (?) Sie zählen: Einz, Zwei, Drei, Vier! Heulen "yeah" und sagen aufzhëte Zueinander, "hooray" er ist vom KGB! Sie sind alle große bösewichte, weil sie tragen blau jeans Sie müssen zeit ich sie entdeckten nicht frei geh vor Sie ein Straf verdient Ich habe macht in der warschawapakt Ich habe mehr gemacht Sie zählen: Fünf ,sechs ,sieben ,acht Sie heulen "yeah" und sagen aufzähte zueinander "horaay" er ist vom KGB Ich reise mit einem VW Und Im dienste des KGB! Im dieser landes ist viel schnee! Und keine menschen tragen nur ein Keine menschen tragen nur ein Keine menschen tragen nur ein hemd!! Ich mich beeile mehr! Zur meiner hauptquartier Wi allen sitzen hier! Sie zählen: Einz zwei drei vier Heulen "yeah" und sagen aufzhëte Zueinander "hooray" Zueinander "hooray" Er, er(?) ist vom K...G...B!

[@zsemi3051]

Gotchu bro🤠

[@ifawartburg]

@@zsemi3051 Ich reise in einem VW Im dienste des KGB In dieser Land ist viel Schnee Und keine Menschen tragen nur ein Hemd Ich beeile mir zu meiner Hauptquartier weil diese sitzen hier Sie zählen: Einz, Zwei, Drei, Vier! Sie rufen Je! und sagen oft ZB zu einander O veh! er ist ja vom KGB! Sie sind alle große Verbrecher, weil sie tragen Blau-Jeans Sie müssen zeit ich sie entdeckten nicht frei geh vor Sie ein Straf verdient! Ich habe macht in dem Warschawapakt Ich habe mehr gemacht Sie zählen: Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht Sie rufen Je! und sagen auch ZB zueinander O veh! er ist ja vom KGB! Zueinander O veh! Zueinander O veh! Er ist vom K...G...B!

[@hector773]

Gem

[@farelmahiza6890]

White boy summer😂😂😂😂😂(rotting in bed)

[@Nordus0]

Lyrics in East-German?

[@JackKommyHucT1917]

Danke рекомендациям KZbin

[@perunakeitto_.3203]

Mann kann’s nur lieben

[@sagemailer]

Lol Kuz says this

[@wollenferret]

die grammatikalische Korrektheit lässt zu wünschen übrig

[@ifawartburg]

Nein, das hier ist besonders schönes Ostdeutsch und kein gewöhnliches schlechtes kapitalistisches Deutsch.

[@yellotheepiko]

This is in glorious east German comrade!

[@yellotheepiko]

Way to short! Still love it ❤

[@hoangtrannhat1208]

Based Swedish band

[@ifawartburg]

No, based with Fender Rhodes 73 Mk I actually.

[@hoangtrannhat1208]

@@ifawartburg I agree

[@yellotheepiko]

Based? Based on what?

[@ifawartburg]

@@yellotheepiko Polyester emulsion

[@mauer594]

Thank you very much for protesting against abhorrent Amis & perfidious blue jeans.

[@taboret3280]

Pozdro z Polski

[@koba0798]

is this movie or real footage

[@ifawartburg]

This is real footage.

[@zsemi3051]

@@ifawartburg Können Sie den Link (pl. youtube... uzw.) aufschreiben?

[@unknowprople3595]

@@ifawartburg where i can find this footage?

[@ifawartburg]

@@unknowprople3595 Well... KGB is a bit silent these days.

[@erwinkgbandstasiagent6448]

@@ifawartburg sad

[@burstman1364]

Coal

[@joempoem478]

Iron

[@lordsupersucc]

Gem

[@_amapy]

Gemmy

[@kickphilnyakerman9268]

Titanium

[@soegrassairsoft5016]

Well, Nobles and capitalist those day didnt use jeans mostly.

[@JNA1989]

Best Rythme ive Ever Heard!

[@hpxso1]

agreed comrade.

[@DoggyBingBong]

Don’t listen ‘P embedded at 0:39

[@veb666]

Das doch gute Musik

[@miligaming27]

Soooo goood

[@salad3806]

Ah yes, I remember my early days as an Anfänger-Sicherheitsbeamter in the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit when we used to poison Die Tauben mit Polonium-210 in the yard, good times, Spaß.

[@shajevia]

i need a old VW

[@ifawartburg]

@@shajevia Yes, we know. Please call Mr Volkswagner for more information.

[@slm_v2]

​@@ifawartburgyo sir can i share songs of IFA WARTBURG in my channel with adding captions in my language

[@trekt9641]

allerdings fahren sie alle VWs in einer von 3 Farben, ohne rechten Außenspiegel und ohne Gurt auf der Rückbank. Was wiederum ein Grund für ihre schreckliche Performance war...

[@manul7117]

Translation please?

[@Foxrich99]

Hooray, he's from the KGB

[@svx4477]

@@Foxrich99 Oy vey goyim

[@erwinkgbandstasiagent6448]

what is this movie?

[@kledynk6591]

it has a very Finnish vibe

[@fireninja5669]

they are swedish so makes sense

[@yellotheepiko]

@@fireninja5669 Swedish? That's western propaganda! These folks are totaly East German!

[@kelseyvergara4160]

what the hell did I just watch🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hpxso1]

you are getting searched.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Putin ahh beat

[@nva_ddr_anthem_desu]

Gutte song👍

[@dewoitine]

Lyrics?

[@gord453]

look at my comment, I tried to write down the lyrics, but I can't understand everything even though I'm german

[@ifawartburg]

@@gord453 No, it is written in East-German which is a different language.

[@gord453]

@@ifawartburg hahaha but as an east german who speaks sächsisch fluently I may say that they don't sing in "east german" ;)

[@ifawartburg]

@@gord453 Aber doch, Sächsisch is of cource very nice but the "East-German Hochdeutsch" is very difficult zu singen und auch zu hören. The missing sentences are: Und keine Menschen tragen nur ein Hemd. Sie müssen zeit ich sie entdeckten nicht frei geh vor Sie ein Straf verdient! Ich habe Macht in der Warsawapacht ich habe mehr gemacht uzw...

[@Capade]

@@ifawartburg TRUE!! as a East german i can confirm this

[@iillililillliliilliiililil5066]

gemk

[@thefederico3294]

Переведите на русский пожалуйста

[@emplikac0007]

Pov: you are dafuq boom

[@LubitelBebry-nd7yd]

Nahhhhh💀

[@LubitelBebry-nd7yd]

He's the opposite

[@emplikac0007]

@@LubitelBebry-nd7yd skibidi toilet was being iinvestigated by the russian police because some parent called them about brainrot

[@Orthody_]

Me trying to decide if I should learn Russian or German🤨🤨🤨 (I love both but my family has German heritage)

[@bigmanted9864]

Both

[@LubitelBebry-nd7yd]

​@@bigmanted9864I agree

[@Swicce]

based

[@CalacaRoja]

The only catchy communist country was for sure Germany, but only because Germans like to do things that actually work. Ahh and don't forget about Yugoslavia

[@Viktor19852]

cuba also likes to do things that work, but the usa does not allow it :( and too sad the ussr made it work on the start but slowly bringed back capitalism after stalin death

[@erikblue7842]

This isn't from communist Germany, it's from the parody band IFA Wartburg. But I must agree on your statement nonetheless. There's something about Rrnst Busch and Rote Lieder that just sounds fucking good. Hell, even Johannes Warder is real good

[@rafaelkesic]

remember: socialism did not fail in yugoslavia. it is the ethnic tensions that tore her apart.

[@mizur77]

thank god communists didnt discovered this like the fdj song

[@habinadadsadelsilvadiaz8700]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@radiomanreal]

East german music is underrated

[@Thousine]

I wouldn't know, I've never heard it

[@TygerTyger24]

It's not East German, it's a satire song from the Swedish band IFA Wartburg.

[@fawfulexpress]

​@@TygerTyger24 That is Volksverhetzung!

[@avgsocialist]

​@@TygerTyger24It is from a swedish band but their songs are not satire. IFA Wartburg toured east germany in thelate 70s and 80s and were supported by the government

[@TygerTyger24]

@@avgsocialist You fell for more satire kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2ecimyJjqapf9k this is IFA Wartburg on (Unified) German TV.