Jake and Amir: Get Rich Quick Schemes

[@mikeduppodcast1199]

Acorn ad played right before I watched this. Lol, Amir is a great businesswoman.

[@bigt1877]

Banks already did that they just didn’t invest it

[@coreyperdue37]

He's not a businesswoman, he's a businessLADY

[@ichigome5554]

Excuuuse?

[@dobetterwill8003]

He’s a coward like his father but dammit if he doesn’t have the brightest mind under the stars

[@paul_warner]

He's not a business, man. He's a businesswoman.

[@coreyperdue37]

I love that amir basically came up with acorn the investing app and skillshare before either existed.. the boy genois

[@Telic]

damn... he did you could sue these guys buddy!

[@luckybyte]

He also came up with the pottery store idea. I saw one of those in real life the other day! Genius

[@dylanj5567]

@@Telic you think I have a case?

[@cowlec8761]

@@dylanj5567 were you disgraced?

[@joshuathatcher8614]

Skillshare? You mean Tickdicklers.

[@tylerdrama]

every single time i see an ad for Acorn i think about Clovis and hope he’s doing alright

[@Silverwind87]

"Pay me to eat a weed" still lives rent free in my head.

[@Yoni123]

That's not how you use that phrase

[@Qwerasd]

Pretty much any time I hear the word "nutrition" it comes to mind

[@thecaffineman]

This is probably one of my favourite episodes. The way Amir is so excited about these ideas even though each one is getting shot down kills me

[@joeybob4337]

"Wet bitch thick cream" I fucking died.

[@christopherjones8367]

Joey Bob possibly my favorite ever J&A line.

[@Add9Sus4]

at 1:45 I was so sure he was going to say "jew-tritionist"

[@juliantaylor5222]

Add9Sus4 i know i am late but this comments still amazing

[@olavisalomaa]

@@juliantaylor5222 I'm even later and it's still amazing

[@Stickman1496]

Never noticed Jake breaks at 1:41 and looks at the cam at 2:30. It's the little things.

[@fredm643]

PAY ME TO EAT A WEED

[@lemonic6238]

1:46

[@noahgrossman1375]

"My entrepreneur friend, Clovis"

[@valb9068]

I wonder if he's any relation to the first French king to take up Christianity...

[@executive.jaystar]

“WHO NAMES YOUR FRIENDS??”

[@higuain7asan]

Watching this made me feel out of breath.

[@omasumi]

That's normal. Some people have an allergy to jake and amir. Other symptoms include sneezing, coughing, a strange craving for chicken mcnuggets, being a circlejerking Deva on reddit, bloodlust, change in blood color, split personality, being a bitchly, sensitivity, cowardice, humming noise from nose, and other side effects.

[@jellyfish604]

I still haven't watched the last episode ever cos I refuse for it to be over😭

[@tettaresdude1170]

+Jellyfish its worth it though, great episode

[@dixiecronin7791]

Technically they made one after that, the Donald Trump episode. Plus they make their own videos every week on HeadGum...

[@joeblo6196]

Dixie Cronin Headgum sucks though

[@jingerstorm]

i've watched it 4 times over the years.

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Have you watched it yet?

[@joypopoola6115]

Amir has his own wing at the hospital. The medical receptionist just types a date and marks a box.

[@donrayner2158]

Simply adding "and shit" to the end of a sentence has to be the cheapest way to make me laugh.

[@donrayner2158]

Idk amir does it all the time

[@birthdayzrock1426]

Don Rayner did ***** 's comment make you laugh?

[@MuffinSparkle]

IT'S PUDDING! AND SHIT!

[@johnnydunham5616]

Truest comment of all time

[@jonnnnniej]

@@MuffinSparkle one of my favorite episodes :') so dumb, so good!

[@carymichaels7035]

Jake and Amir never cease to make me laugh.

[@Sener]

377 people are called Robert People.

[@dr.richardfeynman7230]

or maybe 377 people didnt enjoy the video

[@Sener]

Dr.Richard feynman no. you are totally wrong.

[@dcfc]

​@@dr.richardfeynman7230what's more likely? Moron

[@sendotakeshi2836]

I just noticed now that Amir did cough up a paperclip.

[@RiddLs]

Has the online tip jar actually been invented yet? If not, why? Also if not, who wants to go in to business with me? I took a HTML class in freshman year of high school and know to change font size and color and could really use that easy ca$h

[@RVCIpodHelp]

I'm with Ya, great business. We should call the Start-Up Guys.

[@anishannayya1]

John King It's called PayPal...

[@KendallCove]

John King What he said is basically the plot of the movie "Office Space"

[@PersianMG]

anishannayya1 Except for the part where they give you back the money at the end of the year, they just keep it all.

[@R3fug333]

anishannayya1 Paypal doesn't do anything of the sort.

[@MiscellaneousSoup]

Some of my favorite Jake and Amir videos are the ones that use jump cuts, like this one. It just makes them funnier to me, for some reason.

[@litarogers3984]

"what if we sold gift certificates you have to accept at any store"-the creators of cryptocurrency

[@guestuser7621]

objectively wrong. "what if we sold gift certificates that no stores accept, and can only be redeemed for monkey pictures and heroin" - the creators of cryptocurrency

[@Superrome77]

@@guestuser7621 I dont know what stores you shop at man

[@MA-naconitor]

I love how the video has chapters

[@TheArachnidGamer]

When did they get added?

[@Rapha5019]

Amir seems to have had a brief moment of lucidity at the end of the video, he sounded very aware.

[@smokejc]

I like how the tip jar thing was actually someone's pitch on Shark Tank.

[@wugglebee9522]

I find it hilarious that Amir for once uses a real name for a friend it's just an ancient one. Clovis was an old Germanic name, from which the modern French name Louis is derived

[@ximiledge]

"That's the first smart thing you've said all day." - Amir.

[@Bobbleheads56]

I love when amir is trying to interrupt jake while hes not even talking

[@מידןטמיר]

Shout out to Twinnovation in the Headgum network

[@thenobalnacho]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE UUUUP

[@lucyanne9626]

_WHERE MY CUBS AT?! WHERE MY CUBS AT?!_

[@BarginsGalore]

@@thenobalnacho RIIIIIIIIIIIDE TRIKES

[@RatedMforMeenie]

I must have watched this around 10 times but I never noticed the "OKAY OKAY OKAY" - "I'm not talking!"

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

One of the under-rated episodes

[@frogsalbatou]

Amir's voice changed at the end there, I felt a bit concerned. I mean I know he's a horrible self destructive person and he's fictional but, you know, felt a twinge of worry there.

[@SIrPuddins]

This is the best jake and amir in a while, laughing constantly

[@Natti8998]

Amir is fuckin adorable XDDD

[@CutTheRope1]

The digital tip jar is actually an amazing idea. So basically let's say you buy something online and it's $10.78. You actually get charged $11.00. The extra $0.22 goes into a virtual piggy bank. And at the end if each year, so collect all the money in your piggy bank, making it seem like you gain money. And 1% of all the money in your piggy bank goes towards the creator.

[@olinkirkland]

Actually that was a dummy idea I stole from my entrepreneur friend Clovis. I knew you'd shit on it!

[@coffin7904]

My bank actually does this

[@OhhJoeey]

Best one in a while HAHAHA LOVED IT

[@jeremylatta9038]

The ad right before this for me was a Tai Lopez video 😂😂 how fitting

[@dewbs815]

A lot of the episodes are basically formulaic, like the list ones and these proposition type ones, which seems a bit lazy, but it's still better than anything I could write and it still makes me laugh.

[@MiniSkewlTV]

Jake and Amir....perfect series!

[@ThePesteringJester]

How have I already seen this? It came it today but I saw it like four days prior to now.

[@capitalc98]

already exists. In England you input the tip you want to give into the chip and pin machine and it is added to the overall amount.

[@cameronmcnabb7078]

One of the best Jake and Amirs!

[@nicoleayo3390]

i REALLY need the outtakes for this

[@sup4sonic]

they upload it first on their website, and a month later here on youtube

[@PatchB]

Jake and amir is just so freakin awesome

[@MHzZz]

One of he funniest Jake and Amirs yet. Lol

[@emilyrose4320]

I love Amir so incredibly much.

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

Love how during the most dangerous stuff they nit pick everything else and when they do focus on it it's calm. Just death no big deal. Maybe a little inconvenient

[@TheSuperstar3000]

Murph, Josh, Amir, Emily, and Gerwitch are my favorites I seriously wish I could spend all day with them!!!!!

[@maxmaidment96]

That tip jar idea is pretty smart!

[@dj120daysofsodom7]

Pay me to eat a whole weed

[@sarahhanson5864]

0:28 sounds like Visa gift cards💀

[@yyyvvgd]

Oh they don't lie when they say you can watch the new episodes earlier at collegehumor (.)com, I remember watching this like 3 weeks ago. Still super funny

[@8brahmanas8]

Does anyone know from where that pic is from? I see it everywhere yet nobody seems to know where it is from!

[@DanielSultana]

Never heard of it before, but from the way Amir explain, it sounds like everytime you go shopping and pay, you collect the little coins in a piggy bank, and then at the end of the year you get all your tiny amounts of money back all together, but rather then physically doing so with coins, you do it digitally.

[@person1860]

Your vids are awesome!

[@zbrnwsk]

They release things on the website first then on youtube. This was actually released June 11.

[@dropout]

Comment on KZbin videos.

[@InsomniaS3S]

This episode being the exception.

[@jackrc11]

Whenever I see that couch, I know it's gonna be good.

[@shuitsowski1]

"speaking of which, do you have a garden? I'd love to eat a weed" hahahaha

[@LeonardGreenpaw]

That tip idea is actually really really good.... *gets started working on it*

[@ethrocksranting]

Why'd you re-upload this older video..?

[@2menace]

the whole idea of a tip jar (or a tip itself) is to support a person you had an interaction with. They served you something, they helped you out, IN the store. so unless a person is actually helping me search through online orders, I wouldn't tip. because nobody was involved helping me.

[@LightBrand]

Now I shall copypaste this to every Jake and Amir video.

[@manchesterisblue1023]

amirs idea is actually an app now in the UK ......

[@soupman2000]

Jake and Amir is the only consistently funny thing to come out of College Humor.

[@legalisecrack]

Bit random but in the intro Jake changes his shoes when Amir is on Jakes back. Never noticed it before

[@AlkisenSuper]

Oh, you KZbinrs are so damn polite!

[@roughryder5]

That digital tip jar idea though. I might just steal it.

[@MrHumatang]

they are back

[@MrEjblanco]

What kind of watch does jake have? Anyone? I want to buy it!!!

[@KaneishaWoods]

Did anyone else notice the giant, talking head from Legends of the Hidden Temple in the background at the end of the video????

[@amandamichalak1038]

This was a good one

[@R3fug333]

Is that online tip jar a thing?

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

It is now

[@circlemaximus]

no new start screen conversation?

[@Vijay-tg7hf]

oldtritionist?

[@vivianlipson3379]

anyone else get a get rich quick ad on this video

[@coolboy0851]

who is the guy on the painting/window at 1:26

[@Search4truth488]

+Henry Marsden That's a window, and it's impossible to tell.

[@ofawe7856]

+Henry Marsden Amir's dad

[@Search4truth488]

OFAwe Unlikely.

[@FrankLiaod]

+Henry Marsden Looks like Pat.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

that's the first smart thing you've said today!

[@slycooper459]

Wait what does the customer gain with the digital tip jar idea? They’re not actually making any money

[@mikemcglasson1286]

has anyone tried the digital tip jar or nah?

[@rebecca48215]

I love you jake and amir!

[@JoeyTheFatGunieaPig]

lost it at his entrepreneur friend "Clovis"

[@silvermistroxs1]

"BUT YA GAIN PENNIES!" hahha

[@TheChelsyLove]

You listen to podcasts. You can have a life and listen to things; I have a life and I enjoy podcasts, in the shower, on the way to work, or anywhere really. I usually do before I fall asleep. It is actually really relaxing.

[@mikaella315]

I've seen this video before. Did they upload the same one twice?

[@thedredmanable]

CH releases a funny Jake and Amir video: All the comments are quotes. CH releases a bad Jake and Amir video: All the comments are "J&A stopped being funny years ago."

[@1revjay]

Things that make Jake angry make me laugh.

[@sawyermiller8739]

The digital tip jar was in a movie right?

[@Morrissey2k]

Closest thing i can think of that youre talking about is Office Space, but in that it was just a program that for every transaction the company would make, it would take fractions of pennies out of it but it would do this millions of times so the $$ would add up significantly.

[@noe9250]

Always the sofa ones where jake is cracking up

[@SpecialHandlingUnit]

you guys should do a guest appearance on the TPB next season.

[@shipuden978]

This is the third time I hear this same intro....

[@shipuden978]

First : Party planning Second : Vandalism Third : This one ( Let me know if there are more )

[@Dermatillomaniac]

"But you gain PENNIES!" Love this!

[@Apropoetic]

He does seem to. I was thinking maybe they write several of these videos beforehand then film them all on the same day, take time to edit them and them post them at regular intervals. That might make it look like he wears the shirt more often than he does, but I'm just guessing.

[@livdrawz6234]

2:00 The creator of Acorn: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@kjGARMS27]

I pressed the like button during the ad...

[@soccerguy2433]

their website?

[@EuanW17]

Why re-upload?

[@tiamta]

One of the credits was for Sam Sparks. i.e. the weather chick from Cloudy w/ a chance

[@iiTzMoPZii]

That tip jar idea is actually smart. Has it been done before

[@Titan14151]

@CutTheRope1 yeah I loved the idea it'd be a nice new year's present! Also, it just be a big help for some short on money too.

[@YellowRanger911]

Was waiting for the last one to be, "A simple Chardonnay."