(FULL EPISODE!) Jake and Amir Watch Hygiene & Food Poisoning (W/Avital Ash!)

[@takahakikido8058]

Hopefully Jake doesn't kill this one with a bus

[@nikimilky]

with a freaking bus

[@ByteRoster]

You _KILLED-HER-WITH-A_ *Bus Bus Bus Bu-bu-Buubuubuubuubuu you killed her with a bus!* *_OOH-AAH-OOH-O-O-OH-OH!!!_* If you know, you know.

[@TomFowkes]

@@ByteRoster put it in the BAAAAX

[@DatsMac]

Did he rub his hand on a parkbench and give Avital the pink eye?

[@brianroberts9270]

@@nikimilky lol yin on

[@reggierappis2530]

I love how Jake and Amir are still dying laughing over Amir sharting so many years later and Avital is just sitting next to them like 60% weirded out.

[@weoutchea3982]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@the-boring-car-guy]

I don't think they should've watched gross videos with her given she hasn't really watched the rest.

[@andrewtran694]

SO BASICALLY THE CRUX OF THE SHORT

[@tapangasoul6928]

Lol

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

This show has such a niche audience, I'm here for it because I've always love Jake and Amir back to the College Humor days.

[@gruu]

Same, none of my friends watched Jake and Amir so the only ones to share the fun with for me is the youtube comment section xD

[@ctenosaura7380]

@@gruu ive never seen anybody outside of these videos talk about Jake and amir honestly

[@RacleandRaHill]

same, ive only known one other person in real life who have seen their vids, but at the same time its gold

[@grauster423]

@@gruu We're here for you buddy!

[@miraj0072004]

Proud to be a member of this niche audience!

[@DivaRoach]

"2002 - forever" is a good joke because it is so dumb. Plus the way they freeze while amir is looking back at jake is also funny.

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Fun fact- they joke while watching this that Amir was 9 during hygiene, but if he was born in 2002 (like food poisoning claims) he would have been 9 at the time

[@cheddaguap]

here with my girlfriend and lover... jake hurwitz

[@yakwerdna]

lol lol I’m

[@DatsMac]

Jjkae. He makes everything great just by being here!

[@forty_two42]

That was always my favorite Laura Hurwitz Joke. She on multiple occasions said her son would never find a soul mate because he already found Amir.

[@peachforce]

Hygiene is arguably my favorite episode. So many jokes, so quickly, and some of the best moments ever. I genuinely cannot get over Amir shitting himself in that episode (and the ensuing running jokes about the pants.) I also seem to remember the clip of Avital talking about how Amir sends her farts from an earlier posting on this channel... Thanks so much for giving us the whole video!

[@malcolmk2878]

"Last week you whispered something to Sarah and she got an ear infection!" has to be my favourite line in all of Jake and Amir. That episode is in my top-3 J&A of all time.

[@cosmogrammar]

Yeah I found it odd that they graded food poisoning higher, Hygiene is an all timer.

[@markvieyra9950]

This episode spawned one of my favorite call backs to this episode “you have shit stained khakis” “THEY’S J CREW!”

[@straightgrrrrrizzly]

"i believe in your future, but i'm sad for it" lmao

[@mattsen4297]

She said me too 😭

[@30000man]

Amir has a girlfriend... and she's got the worst hobby.... biking.

[@gruu]

Bet she cries tears of soy too..

[@TheAbigailDee]

Bi-king DORK

[@rkalla]

Working on not having disgustingly skinny legs

[@haki4066]

Manosh13 he said swimming..listen

[@30000man]

Not really a hobby but I've been pretty into craisins recently...

[@JamScamly]

I could tell that was Amir's girlfriend in the first 10 seconds from the eager look on his face as he tries to make her laugh with the clappy board

[@battleandjams]

This was dope and cool, and a weird insight on Amir's relationship

[@daftbanna7202]

I love how jake and amir are just laughing and she just isn't

[@KingLoop13]

Yeah hahaha some people just dont get it

[@thenobalnacho]

They were cracking up and she was shaking her head lmfaoooo

[@motoroljan]

shes a queen! also, thats how i think a lot of people watch the gross ones, me including

[@takatotakasui8307]

@@motoroljan Same, I watch the gross ones and laugh at the jokes but cringe at the poop

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

If you watched Jake and Amir as kid, they either help shape your humour or you just don't get it. I think there is very little in-between.

[@LeaderDman]

I feel like such a coy little fish after watching this

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

Giancarlo and Jon Grimm still working with them behind the camera, after all these years, is awesome to see.

[@adamgodown299]

Love to see a real fan 🫡

[@malcolmk2878]

Every time she'd tell them to redo the Hygiene video with the new ideas they were coming up with, tears filled my eyes. Tears of soy.

[@grauster423]

We're beefing!

[@malcolmk2878]

@@grauster423 I'm a beef!

[@im.weasel]

I am so happy you two exist. These videos are amazing and the reactions are so funny.

[@mattiacallian]

I tried showing J&A episodes to someone that never saw one before. During the viewing, I realised it's not something that works.

[@gregoryibarra2513]

it’s so hard to show someone a single or even a few episodes cause u gotta explain so many different inside jokes haha

[@simrankaur-er3kh]

literally tried making my friends watch the rolex episode because i wouldn't stop quoting 'tears of soy' and they were just like "wtf..." and i didn't find it funny at all, which broke my heart because it was my favourite episode

[@markvieyra9950]

@@simrankaur-er3kh you gotta go with early jake and Amir so there’s not so many inside jokes and Amir is less complicated of a character

[@JuanCKaun]

@@simrankaur-er3kh here's a life hack, don't have friends then you wont have anyone to show anything to. And you're welcome

[@isaacelite]

@@JuanCKaun Here's a science fact! Chicks dig scars

[@TEXTUALactivity]

Not enough love given to "No! No. Not anyhoot." imo

[@mikelor84]

I love when Amir makes up some weird expression and Jake repeats it. it's sooooooo funny

[@rabbitruler44]

My fav part lmao

[@gbrooks2]

I forgot how much I love these dudes! Used to binge the app that archived all of their CH skits. I’ll get onto the Patreon this year if it means more of this!

[@smokejc]

I love Jake's delivery of 'you smell like you're dead'.

[@b4rcode1]

hygiene gave me one of my biggest laughs of my lifes when i first saw it

[@Absurdword]

It didn't get mentioned but the part in Hygiene that had me howling was the insert shot of the completely still lighter flame not at all affected by the continuous fart/diarrhea hahaha

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

I love their faces vs Amir’s gf. It’s literally me vs new ppl when I try to show them Jake and amir videos

[@Getfixedrepairguru]

I love how my favourite episode of all time is getting considered for a remake it would be amazing to see some episodes remade today

[@non_brewed_condiment]

No matter how much time passes "anyhoot" is one of the best bits ever. Genius.

[@ofernando84]

How has Avital not been on the podcast yet??

[@guitarandrums]

15:02 amir saying "and shit" along with the video is so funny.

[@hastypastry6353]

I love that all the gross out humor is really just setup for better jokes. Like amir is covered in vomit to set up his banter with jake so they can have stuff like the dare line, and then amir barfs on the pizza so they can all do the turn on jake for no reason joke and the ‘2002-forever’ thing

[@goncharov000]

i love the energy these three have together

[@forty_two42]

I loved the all nighter. I'm gonna be hearing the rhythmic tone of "College Humors ALL-NIGHTER" all day.

[@TheAbigailDee]

God these make me laugh. I've binged every episode on Patreon and still I rewatch when they appear here. Love it!

[@y2kblackout]

It was locker room talk. You know how locker rooms talk?

[@allwecanseeisaboveusnow]

I always say this and people look at me like what

[@_DRAMPF]

I really like seeing the reaction of someone new to the series on this

[@theflamingmushullama]

She's pretty. It's too bad she is attracted to chipmunks

[@hannahlennertkristiansen4797]

god calm down, Amir doesn't look that bad

[@TBoneHEMA]

@@hannahlennertkristiansen4797 it's a reference to one of their videos.

[@joshualane5181]

I love the snippet into Amir's life.

[@PalaceIV]

I think my favourite exchange is at 16:38. When Jake reminds Amir what he had for dinner. The warm toilet water line kills me.

[@carterwatson8594]

And those khakis stayed on his desk for over a year 😂

[@jameshayes3175]

5:34 you can see the exact moment Avital starts questioning everything about her relationship with Amir

[@tomlongo2105]

I don’t know why but one of my favourite pieces of Amir’s acting is when he drops his feet to the desk, fearing the reality of his shart

[@moro526]

Are we just going to pretend Tongue doesn't exist

[@KonkeyDongkey]

I instantly thought of tongue and said it out loud, but I guess tounge is more horryfing than it is gross

[@moro526]

@@KonkeyDongkey Glad I'm not the only one, weird how no one ever talks about tongue especially considering how fucked the episode is

[@jordanbecker5692]

I’m pretty sure they watched Tongue on the patreon

[@ForceKyn]

Hygiene is my favorite episode I never thought I'd see them react to it lmao!

[@sgt.yarpyarp144]

Washed it down with a warm glass of toilet water still makes me laugh every time,

[@jerrygrimes1977]

The suggestions they had with the splattering pudding and the Playdough is gold!

[@fezland]

I love how much more amused Jake & Amir are than Avital

[@deathrays]

amir and avital are perfect for each other hahahah its so cute.

[@Jonbutter]

present day jake: both of us have bad hair in this episode past jake: exactly, and when you have it, you go home

[@boaplitas101]

She's so funny and pretty. Amir marry her or I'll cry tears of pure soy.

[@blushingfrieza]

Maybe shes just not very expressive, or amir is really open but it seems amir likes her waaaay more than she likes him. I don't wanna see that chipmunk get hurt so i really hope I'm wrong.

[@cooperwinslow7999]

@@blushingfrieza nah she’s great for him, check her insta she posts him more than he posts her ahahaha

[@Tundethelegend]

@@blushingfrieza What a weird and presumptuous observation

[@MegaSuperUltraThingy]

@@Tundethelegend I mean, how dare you?

[@jjkaehurwitz7721]

Or?

[@Winteramen]

Wow, I'm embarrassed by how i reacted to this full video. Sick boys!

[@IMatchoNation]

Coatrack looks great with that 'stache.

[@geckoladyemma]

I think Avital and Amir have an awesome relationship that he's so comfortable showing her a vid of him being gross. I'm an insecure 21 year old and I'd rather die than do that with my gf. And the way they're leaning into each other.... Aw

[@non_brewed_condiment]

commenting on an old video but please watch Audition with Jill

[@Skip2105]

15:02 Jake responded to himself lmao

[@notmine914]

i agree with Amirs gf, PLEASE ACTUALLY REMASTER SOME OF THE CLASSIC JAKE AND AMIRS!!!

[@KingLoop13]

I feel like the older episodes are pretty fine in terms of editing and quality... if anything I’d rather they put that energy towards new episodes lol

[@notmine914]

@@KingLoop13 honestly I'll take anything, new, remastered, just more jake and amir is what I want lol

[@notmine914]

@@KingLoop13 IT HAPPENED

[@stevenlopez1717]

The second vid is a CLASSIC, had me rolling!!

[@SweetTsilence]

I am so happy they’re making videos of any variety. Damn you guys for being so funny. I agree with the fart thing, you only know if you’re meant to be once they fart in your presence. It’s like kinda awkward at first but me and my girlfriend do a call and respond thing now when it comes to farts.

[@lidoeg2]

you guy gotta get Anu on one of these, she was SO funny

[@TablePerson]

Is it just me, or does Jake seem a little threatened/jealous? Don't let him near any buses...

[@plexus]

There’s a lot better ones they could’ve shown her... I’d like them to bring her back again! Also... she’s a keeper!

[@drummerboy91893]

It took me like 100 episodes to finally appreciate J&A and so I can see why she rated it lower than they did after having only watched 4.

[@Smiththebat]

The ending to “Food Poisoning” is hilarious!

[@nathalie2137]

Aww. I forgot about that. I used to watch the All-nighters during finals week.

[@GoingHamAllTheWay]

No lie every time I watch you guys watch you guys I want to watch you guys then I watch all of you guys

[@AbsurdoSol]

2002 to FOREVER!!!

[@bobxyzp]

Jake was seen later lining up busses outside the building

[@isakmloyeni920]

lol

[@BucketlistBeatty]

i loved this show back in the day

[@Leo-ev9ss]

These are my 2 favourite episodes

[@brucewayne2184]

8:30 it was a jello puddin snack

[@Jarednet1]

Their last one was Social Distance Scroll not the election one

[@joeyfromschool]

That was published on Headgum though, so I think it only semi-counts

[@grantgoodman8415]

No it’s because this was filmed pre-COVID. Patreon saw it first 😄

[@Jarednet1]

@@grantgoodman8415 Trump one was released 2016, Social Distance Scroll was released 2020

[@joeyfromschool]

@@Jarednet1 they mean this video we’re currently commenting under

[@Jarednet1]

@@joeyfromschool Oh, my bad

[@RecklessRetro]

Love you guys, keep working hard :)

[@MusicthroughDHD]

I really love the hygiene video.. awesome acting, Amir!

[@qsmith2514]

I love how perfect they are.

[@queenfrostine97]

I haven’t seen a piece of Jake and Amir media in like 3 years, good to see things haven’t changed

[@alexbram2064]

Do you mean you don't rewatch at all?

[@queenfrostine97]

@@alexbram2064 I used to, it’s just been a minute. Def rewatching now

[@GameWeekendChalbie]

2002-forever is so good

[@ravenkliff]

Hygiene is a solid gold classic.

[@jaspersilence9328]

Omg pleeease do 'set me up'!!! One of my favs

[@DatsMac]

I swear I just wanna lay down and hug!

[@michaelh13]

Interior: I don't give a flaming fart

[@DatsMac]

No!

[@michaelh13]

@@DatsMac Are you crying tears of soy

[@vincevvn]

You didn’t even consider Jake for this?

[@useraccount4542]

‘Tongue’ episode is definitely the grossest episode

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Omg, I remember so many people being upset by that.

[@paulgastardo]

College Humour had a pumping puke machine? What happened to it? When they filmed "Hidden Hidden Valley Ranch" featuring zac; they said they had to blow the ranch manually through a hose?

[@joeyfromschool]

Seriously, how does one lose something like that? Did they accidentally just leave it in the old office?

[@AK-sn5wx]

@@joeyfromschool imagine some accounting firm moving into that office and wondering who the hell left a pumping puke machine there

[@FrancisR420]

@@joeyfromschool if I had to guess someone didn't clean the puke out and nobody wanted to keep the thing that smells like rotting clam chowder.

[@williambjork2777]

Is that the talking chipmunk from harold and kumar?

[@HCMCDrives]

Does this video have a weird filter on it? All their faces look really soft and quite amazing.

[@Kenzaaa123]

I’m once again begging for a Murph and Emily episode!

[@Hotrob_J]

"it smells like gas and fish" is a hell of a description

[@Adloquiem]

9:45 LMAO I'm crying

[@alZiiHardstylez]

"I believe in your future but I'm sad for it"

[@Skimblie]

I hope you all watched the special thanks to see Zark Fukkerburg at the end

[@AK-sn5wx]

Zark frickin' Dinkenberg?!

[@MaguizEntertainment]

Please remake Hygiene

[@deathrays]

major brooklyn dad vibes coming off jake, and im into it. (i live in bushwick)

[@nicholasheideman9572]

Are you guys gonna make more original Jake and Amir episodes?

[@YassinBannari-pc8ky]

Shes perfect

[@drewdonahue123]

They're j crew

[@DavidTheRoss]

Wash them!

[@LKKSProductions]

Nothing beats the compost episode for the most disgusting

[@easylistening-soundstostud4688]

Oh my god have them do this with the Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz theater episodes 🤣

[@sft3485]

Is John Carlo the new Mickey??

[@Bleighckques]

I believe it's spelled Giancarlo

[@DatsMac]

Mickey, my friend?

[@Megan-ef1ml]

Remarkable content 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Pigface]

you guys need to get her on for more videos

[@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

2012 wasn't 7 years ago...

[@Jomali]

That's fair, that's more than fair.

[@DatsMac]

Who named you Larance?

[@davidtobias6893]

In my mind this is a classic.

[@NDJunction]

these pictures are a goof ...these pictures are of YOU xD

[@philrichardson99]

"The only person in the world who farts as much as you... is me"