Jake and Amir: CEO

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[@Sener]

The point of this video is that Jake goes to raves.

[@martini7117]

On a Tuesday!

[@banana13775]

Jeff Smith Tell em when it was!!!

[@m93samman]

IT WAS A TUESDAY! And he fingered a cat!

[@devin_so_devious]

m93samman he fingered a cat?? why

[@gozzilla177]

@@m93samman I thought he hooked up with his cousin and it's unbelievable because it's a very popular club and Tuesday is the 6th hardest day to get into it!!!

[@hermonjack]

"...in fact, permission to sit on your face" "denied" "rehired" "KIAH"

[@oscarsaris3183]

"Wow, gay name" Gets me every single time.

[@CpttCanada]

Right? And its so true.

[@gazzamuso]

Why

[@Winteramen]

@@gazzamuso *Randy*

[@thomasmacdonald8735]

"I'm not afraid of the sun rising and setting tomorrow because I know it's going to happen." Really good quote

[@canicallyoujimZSN]

I quote this all the time, and I've just researched this many years later to come to realise this is where its from

[@felynecomrade]

Amir was demonstrating level 10 brutality here.

[@URKillingme100]

+felynecomrade I say 12.5 at least. DJ Trump could learn a few things from him.

[@felynecomrade]

+URKillingme100 Never heard of that fool. I hire DJ Shmu-Mu for my parties. He pressed play on Spotify and fainted.

[@OhplsAndrew]

He can't help it if his Yelp reviews suck!!

[@slycooper459]

Batman that's the one thing he can help!

[@thomasd3104]

Out of 12, but still, he’s never been at double digits before!

[@mrcs38]

I'd love to see Amir run a company as this cruel CEO and how evryone is trying to cope with his crazy and unpredictable style

[@jingerstorm]

go watch the office with steve carrell.

[@turbofish95]

Go watch Tesla with Elon Musk

[@dixiecronin7791]

Basically the US today...

[@aidanVids]

the new headgum series is pretty much that

[@Silverwind87]

Amir secretly _is_ the CEO, he's just fucking with everyone. Especially Jake.

[@aaronbertsch4397]

why are you afraid of that? why arnt you sure of that? Im not afirad of the sun rising and setting because i know its gonna happen.--Favorite line in this skit

[@d-dub-m]

favorite Amir line ever

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I love the way Amir casually says "wow gay name," and she just ignores it

[@HandsUp12100]

"How'd you know she wasn't pregnant?" How did Paul know she said she was pregnant, it was never mentioned when he came into the room! lol

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

Maybe it was a setup

[@luisvalencia7939]

@@ReidTheRulesGuy it was a goof………..ruth

[@michaeletzkorn]

It’s all a dream

[@groyperfuhr4871]

jake was too high and mentioned it to everyone he saw in the hallway

[@BrianMagnan]

A rave? Must have been a Tuesday.

[@CyberKirby]

Damn, did I accidentally walk into a rave again?

[@katzen3314]

Wow, Jake got into a rave two separate times... ON A TUESDAY? That's like the 4th hardest day to get into raves excluding weekends.

[@michaelh13]

I tossed the salad of a duck at a dave

[@theopenmouth9695]

Brian Magnan CRIMSEN!

[@JeremyHoffman]

So, the easiest day to get in, except for Monday?

[@baljot1231]

"Welcome to hell. Population... two." hahahhahaha jesus christ Amir

[@jesusthroughmary]

+Baljot Bhatti savage af

[@surelock3221]

He really made a joke of them, he really did

[@jingerstorm]

more like satan

[@leonthethird7494]

population 2 because it's both of them or becuase its her and her baby?

[@satincartoon2213]

@@leonthethird7494 probably her and her baby, considering two things, first that'd hurt more, and second, when he points at her, he flicks his finger up and down at her, kind of like pointing at her when pointing up to her face, and at the baby when pointing down to her lower torso

[@brennan4159]

Will saying "its not my place" in every appearance is my favorite easter egg. Never noticed until my 3rd rewatch that he says the same phrase everytime

[@popcornfilms1]

And the man eats his own shit

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@popcornfilms1 why aren’t more people talking about that

[@starchington]

@@TimmyMcGowan it’s not their place

[@joffreybaratheon747]

"Permission to sit on your face?" Oh god, that killed me.

[@BenjaminGoose]

***** because he doesn't want poo on his face

[@djcatecholamine5483]

Joffrey Baratheon Because he has a keen sense of right and wrong and a true gravitas about him.

[@simonhailom2477]

No, what killed you was hubris

[@stamps53]

i fuckin lost it when jake showed up at the end

[@leoh2502]

Who? You mean Frandy?

[@OverSizedMidgetES]

Leo Heinsuo Randy*

[@Crurvid]

Tyler Reeves Hahaha I tried to thumbs up your comment but I couldn't click it cuz I was shaking from laughing so hard at Jake

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Tyler Reeves He revealed his true form

[@DrOwenWalters]

OverSizedMidget Brandon?

[@theoriginalgeurilla8223]

"permission to sit on your face?" "Denied" Fuckin LOL

[@ayusha149]

hired!

[@AndreCrema97]

I call someone a “godless ass, trash man” at least once a week because of this video

[@pvshka]

At work, I presume?

[@HarveyHirdHarmonics]

To the atheist donkey who collects your garbage I presume?

[@TheBritishPeople]

"oh man i'm high", had me rolling on the floor.

[@elendiel]

Yeah, the way he sells it is incredible. Also, I've had this thought many a time when I'm trying to talk to someone while high, I just never vocalized it like this =D

[@DaMilkManMan]

Ha “Rolling”

[@Winteramen]

I think the best delivered line in this whole video

[@jingerstorm]

amir has always been insightful on these things.

[@jingerstorm]

+jingerstorm also how do you just find out your six months pregnant.

[@thagrammarnazi]

+jingerstorm Some people don't show or feel any signs, there's actually been cases of women going to the toilet (thinking they need to go) and dropping out a baby because they had no idea they were pregnant for 9 months.

[@dextergrey5747]

What a shit start to life. GET IT.

[@martinshoosterman]

Thats an urban legend dude.

[@henlypoop]

-Permission to sit on your face? -Denied. -Re-hired! -KYAAA!!! Oh my god I fucking lost it. lol

[@NYStateOfMind986]

"randy doesn't know yet" "wow gay name"

[@rupertcornholio209]

Jake looks so god damn comical when he bursts in

[@I_Cause_ConFLICKt]

Amir would actually make a good CEO with that heart of cold

[@monty3335]

Heart of cole

[@NYCybertruck]

My heart. It’s cold.

[@colddodo6431]

actually, the phrase is “hearth of old.”

[@RomrotMechanikos]

Jake at the end was the best part

[@bencotton9156]

"Wow, gay name." Amir has put all Randys on blast.

[@LeeroyJenkinswin]

lol amir actually being relatively sane

[@mohammedsarker5756]

a rare occasion.

[@CharanH]

mohammed sarker A rave occasion.

[@HandsUp12100]

Not really though, right?

[@e13kid]

@@HandsUp12100 Well he was being really blunt but he was telling the truth.

[@Varooooooom]

@@e13kid this is not blunt lol this is being an asshole

[@seancunningham8571]

Love the insults that Will and Amir throw at each other. “Godless ass.” “Prince! Thief!”

[@memsterboy12]

The boss asked "how did you know that she wasn't pregnant ?". But he never heard her say anything about being pregnant

[@SalvableRuin]

Because the rest of the episode made so much sense... haha

[@leoh2502]

How did the boss know she said she was pregnant? -To be honest, memsterboy12... He didn't! Hahahahahahhahaha!!

[@Thebabam22]

memsterboy12 she also said she was 6 months pregnant when she is incredibly thin lol

[@Byzantinius]

+memsterboy12 It seems likely that Amir imagined the whole thing.

[@jacobcorbin1]

+memsterboy12 Right?! I noticed the same thing!

[@jenniferch3ck]

"im high" is one of my favourite running gags of this series

[@armitx9]

mary j blige ain't got nothing on these pipes

[@TheAtmosfear7]

"Your life is over." Looooooool xD

[@GrindUnity]

oh man im high

[@Winteramen]

I think the best delivered line in this video

[@ssoonnyymm]

Uip

[@Beaudunk]

Kyaaaah!

[@inuzuka15sama]

CEO: "Hey amir how did you know she wasn't pregnant" Me: " How did YOU know she was pregnant?"

[@greenhound]

this is the best episode

[@bookedroomer]

one of the best jake and amirs

[@steve9893]

one of my favourite episodes

[@y2kblackout]

"Hey Amir, how'd you know she wasn't pregnant?" Hey Paul, how did you know that was what she said?!?

[@TheBleepings]

Epic

[@ThrillaWhale]

I love the ending.

[@lakishajenkins]

This is one of the best.

[@purplemonkeyelephant]

One of the best episodes ever

[@Sener]

528 people do not have a gravitas about them.

[@IsabelleQuigley]

I'm sorry but the part EVERYTING after Amir says, "Wow, gay name.." is perfect!! hahaha...man...Jake and Amir is my kind of humour!!

[@Souleater787]

"I just found out I'm 6 months pregnant" Amir: *stares at her completely flat stomach* .... oh?

[@jackparker8148]

favorite jake and amir of all time!!!!

[@lucascunnane268]

This is a trip into Amir’s dreams

[@wherewhenwho]

Best one i've seen for awhile. Brilliant.

[@mosesmujuzi548]

Paul: "Rehired." Amir: "QUYEEEAAAHH"

[@TheDarkTetsuo]

You posted the most helpful and objective comment I have ever seen. Thank you for your service.

[@juventusfcrules]

You just know JWitz has been on that sweet icky, that dank sticky, that oregano shit.

[@GFYSTWICE]

this is the best amir has ever done hahaha, the sun thing got me good

[@RoIIingStoned]

Jake at the end topped this off perfectly

[@iliasasdf]

This probably was the best one in a long time.

[@HeeminGamin]

Why is this episode so... different... it looks like it had something that happened before it (and possibly even after it) and it feels out of place... Am I missing something?

[@michaelkopischke8072]

I like that it's kept a mystery as to what Amir did. It was clear something huge and illegal but it's a lot funnier being left up to our imaginations.

[@mikestriker1991]

this episode is one of the best

[@YourFavoriteDerp]

high jake is high

[@DReynolds_OG]

YourFavoriteDerp speaking of pipes, he's high.

[@Woodshadow]

sprinkle some of that weed on my doobie

[@blakeroe7]

Amir has some smooth logic at the end but at the start he's all funny lol XD

[@ExplodiumYGO]

How did the boss know she told Amir she was pregnant?

[@TheTslat]

To be honest.. he didn't

[@risktaker141]

when he asked "who are you" she explained it to him.

[@ExplodiumYGO]

Ultron IV rewatch, she never references the pregnancy

[@blockhasher7957]

because he's a real ass nigga fam

[@kovydangles]

best episode of jake and amir I ever saw

[@whentimestarts]

"Welcome to hell population...two" LOL

[@stingersfury]

I was enjoying this so much, then realised I hadn't seen Jake yet, then the video was still awesome when I did see him. Thanks, Collegehumor! :)

[@rnjbond]

Speaking of pipes, I'm high

[@MrZeustersmith]

The funniest Jake and air I have ever seen lmao!!

[@McBaller96]

I guess when Amir isn't around Jake he's likable and not socially awkward..... i feel weird

[@counturblessings1179]

Amir only like this when he gets a taste of power.

[@sasom7274]

One of best episodes

[@ambrose1369]

I watched this 3 times and just realized it’s Jake at the end. I was so confused about who that was and how he got in there.

[@dietrichhoefer]

Probably one of my favourite Amir skits!

[@johnnyzargar3918]

2:42 Amir is doing the fetty squak

[@ni3kyYT]

This is my favorite episode.

[@123Lucuzz]

"Randy doesnt know yet" "WOW gay Name" am i the only one who laughed at this

[@CpttCanada]

+Luke Pilon Naw buddy it's hilarious because its so true.

[@xXxNinjaPenguinxXx]

They just keep getting better and better

[@isaacsipp-alpers7756]

Has anyone noticed how much Amir looks like Dan? It's so creepy.

[@TheKingFriday]

*Den

[@dax1234564]

Jordan Friday Ben?

[@Gundam00257]

***** Ken?

[@Jsfun]

***** Wren?

[@Annaromeos12]

XTheGamingBossX Shen?

[@onelusciouslad7841]

This episode had a really different feeling than the others and I loved it

[@becauseican66]

Amir has really outdone himself this time. Love it.

[@Abbe235]

"wow gay name" YOUR NAME IS AMIR SHMUEL

[@Randyy1]

I know, right?

[@drprofcapt]

Enough, dude. That is absolutely enough.

[@ffhefhewfehifeihefihefehef5216]

I thought it was Blumenfeld? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amir_Blumenfeld ???

[@ArvisSc]

AkilZodiac excuuuse......

[@FilterBySubgenre]

Albin S it is a gay name

[@whynotgio]

I think this was one of the best jake and amir episodes.

[@nathanhebert3891]

I need a gif of "gyah!"

[@JoseAndradeTAMU]

Whoever wrote this is pure GENIUS!!

[@stamps53]

KYAAHHHH

[@joemoore1998]

“To be honest… I didn’t” 😂 lmao this episode has so many questionable lines

[@BernardBluth]

Amazing seeing a girl who is truly both at once. I hope she keeps up acting as she has a lot of potential.

[@LouisTaylorLife]

This is the best video you've made in a while

[@AllCanadiaReject]

Can someone explain to me why people are asking people to explain sexual innuendos to them?

[@orion10x10]

Yoo this aged really well 😂 wtf, randomly popped up in a playlist for me

[@BookishEmperor]

I want to know what Amir did.

[@HaloBoy74]

'Amir wins' episodes are my favorite episodes.

[@LauritsR]

Amir is the embodiment of evil in this video :D

[@wasonnnn]

Best Ever!!! More Jake & Amir!

[@zacharymanuel9124]

How did the boss know she was faking pregnancy? Illuminati confirmed.

[@MyZeus101]

Best one yet

[@pastramichop]

jake. no.

[@rnjbond230]

"You're so ugly when you cry" What an Archer line!

[@moro526]

jake was at a dave

[@Linnywoo]

wow, best Jake and Amir I've seen so far!

[@mohammedsarker5756]

imagine a video cross-over between smosh and jake and amir.

[@Foolbool_]

Smosh sucks though.

[@rileyfortune8825]

Matthew :D No, Smosh doesn't suck. This was an opinion, and you shouldn't state it like that. Don't take this the wrong way, but their thirteen million subscribers and myself would disagree. Thanks for your time.

[@rileyfortune8825]

No, I was just trying to be nice, man. Sorry if that's wrong.

[@Catmandooooo4U]

bud I liked smosh too... and then i turned 8.

[@rileyfortune8825]

So you must be younger than 16... you shouldn't reveal that on KZbin. Yet, I found out by your comment. Plus, even though I'm old enough to say I shouldn't watch Smosh, I'm still immature, so I tend to laugh at their jokes. Still, I love them, point across. I never meant to start a big hassle.

[@J___0926]

Love that it’s “Jake and Amir” and Jake only appears for two seconds at the end😂😂😂

[@AwesomeRepix]

I know it's not my place.

[@thattotally]

One of the best.

[@X37BEX]

What's her name

[@rvind92g]

+X37BEX Siobhan

[@JustJordanLive]

Julia mattison

[@URKillingme100]

+X37BEX Marilyn

[@darrenpuccala1550]

Wow gay name

[@rightbrian]

I'm still here watching this.

[@CharcoalSparks]

Leave me alone

[@philipwesselhofff]

That is the prettiest girl i've ever seen

[@TimesNuRoman]

you need to get out more

[@kuchmatt807]

TimesNuRoman beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[@TheGoodDevil7]

kuchmatt807 something tells me TimesNuRoman might be blind. and a dumbass.

[@BenjaminGoose]

Pretty sure that was Jake.

[@UncleBlademan]

not when she's crying

[@BradleePlays]

This one was another great.