Jake and Amir: Amnesia

I forget what I can't remember.
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[@DiscipleofChrist33]

“What’s my personality like?” Is the perfect response when someone tells you that they don’t know you lol

[@JQEstrada]

"I really think there's Amir-acle happening right now."

[@joeyrozic1100]

oh fuck you.

[@wesley2936]

+Joey Rozic Why? thats why they said that

[@aoifecosgrove1501]

Wesley Nielsen o

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Bad joke? Nah Bad you

[@rrrandommman]

Bad vest

[@calebklingerman7902]

“Are you Jake?” “Oh, my name? You want to know my name? Cause I’m a totally different person than you’ve ever seen with a very ordinary name.”

[@StevenRogers268]

😂 I love the ones with him in it. They should’ve had Ben Schwartz for this one

[@epicbruhmoment6985]

Shout out to Jake for catching on and executing his plan in way less time than it would usually take a character.

[@emmanuelwhite7288]

He wasn’t gonna squander the moment 😭

[@SvenicusGermainus]

He was so close to being free.

[@eboooo]

Great acting by someone who is being freed.

[@dixiecronin7791]

According to the podcast, Jake is Josh whenever he's really happy, so this makes total sense lol

[@zach9812]

I was happy for Jake for a while, then Pat had to come up and ruin everything.

[@chernan7148]

Don't be like Pat Cassels.

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

Rosie ruined everything.

[@bfmw13]

Edgars Pavlovičs I think that was Dave

[@BrainSeepsOut]

Edgars Pavlovičs Even when it's somebody else's fault, they'll blame Pat.

[@orphantheism]

Rice Yeah, Rosie doesn't wear hats

[@jacob10166]

I like Jake and Amir, but I would have been okay with that for a finale.

[@fridgepizza8892]

jacob10166 damn

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

damn

[@stfu1652]

Yea the real finale was underwhelming, this would be perfect

[@AtifHussain93]

"You're sad at me!" line from the intro is Jake's opening line in Corduroy pants

[@dixiecronin7791]

"Are you sad are me?"

[@lemonboy9140]

This video made me start using the term "bitchly".

[@kylieh6304]

ive called my friends that

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

Even with amnesia Amir somehow finds his way back to Jake Lol.

[@JACOBFLARSEN]

Haha, that picture of Murph on Jake's desk!

[@kurtisklinger2196]

I was almost hoping there would have been a flashback to Amir chanting "Jake Jake Jake" in the penguin suit to jog his memory lol

[@bradleyallan1022]

I have watched Jake and Amir for many years now. I've somehow either never seen this, or only seen it a few times. Most episodes I've seen dozens of times but every once in a while I find one that feels new lol

[@Blackeye1987]

i love how pat is like "jake jake jake jake jake" and amir's face in perfect timing changing then when swapping back to them "@2:21" he is hitting amir in the chest and he starts aswell :-D these guys are so much fun

[@shortforchange]

dam, i was so happy until the end.

[@DunnsDayDash]

I seriously wish Jake and Amir would have their own Office spin off. With longer episodes. They are too funny, to only have a 2 minute video once a week.

[@SalvableRuin]

Learn how to use commas.

[@arjunholmie]

@@SalvableRuin lol its been 8 years. But you're right. Also they dont need a "spin-off" they're the main characters in the show lool

[@goalsquad8400]

@@arjunholmie a tv network picked up the pilot but it never made it to air, they went with adam ruins everything instead

[@DridgeDEU]

Wow, that idea was extremely cool!

[@Peter_1986]

I like how Pat keeps repeating the name "Jake" like a maniac.

[@corneliussnance1604]

I'm absolutely positive that the reason Jake called himself Josh R. in the video as a fake name is because one of the CollegeHumor writers, who has also appeared in a lot of CollegeHumor's videos is Josh Rubin. Has anyone else here watched Josh's Mindhouse? The intro gets me every time. Just the way that he says it mainly and then the fact that they used what is most likely a yearbook picture of Josh. Good times from the good ole days of CollegeHumor.

[@ThePunisher1028]

One of their better ones ha ha

[@ThePunisher1028]

Do I just have a cult following? Why do so many of my posts on college humor get crazy like amounts?

[@silviogrijalva8801]

Nathan Trimboli Design its because of your magic beard

[@BakedBanana]

300 like

[@Blackeye1987]

i don't get what does "better ones" means they are all great !

[@lickablecat4073]

why is there a picture of Murph on Jakes desk at 1:59?

[@justeens3237]

Lickable Cat Secret Santa 2

[@tomanglimlagones5643]

+Lickable Cat it was his Murphday present

[@Search4truth488]

+Tom Anglim Lagones That comment is destined for greatness.

[@StylishWrestling]

Secret Santa huh? More like Secret Not.

[@kevinfarrell9304]

+Lickable Cat to instill fear

[@meljinator]

I think you put on some, some weird losers pants. Some small coward, okay? But he's gone now...

[@Winteramen]

What great writing

[@kimmyariana2870]

Literally nothing makes me laugh harder than Amir's noises when Jåke hits him

[@Sweet_Dee]

They hit each other so much! How is human resources not in there like everyday?

[@MrMcSpoinkle]

jake, jake, jake, jake, jake YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, NOW.

[@Mugsi]

Alexander Miller It's like we all watched the same video! What a coincidence!

[@xX88B88Xx]

That framed portrait of Murph is something I NEED in my life!

[@SaadiG]

hahaha that was hilarious! I love how the punch seemed so light, and every mug-shot to Amir's face makes a little clink but does no apparent damage!

[@DylansVFX]

'you have to leave, now' amazing

[@NameBranClothing]

that was hashtag dope

[@pizzapizzaheyheyhey]

***** nah nah #dope not #nope,seize the cheese ma friend dont be an ASSS, in the words of Amir

[@DemonLordParkus]

come on man, don't be a bitchly

[@ITm4n]

Hash tag dope.

[@kevinfarrell9304]

+NameBranClothing fuck dude im subbed to you and just found your comment on this old ass video im geeking out lmao

[@joecasey5579]

NameBran dude namebran commenting on an old ass jake and amir vid wtf lmaoo

[@chrisluongo267]

On the "You have to leave, now" you can see Jake is so close to laughing

[@snapdragon3163]

I just noticed the framed picture of Murph on Jake's desk at 1:51....

[@omasumi]

[INSERT MURPHDAY JOKE HERE]

[@jackcr2477]

He looks really good in it tho

[@ViiCToM]

Love the Podcast 'Josh' reference

[@damma2]

was nice 2 see jake happy for 1 minute ;)

[@neontime8507]

Love that Jake just has a picture of Murph on his desk

[@BrookfieldRocks]

NOOOO!!!!! We were so close!!!! We almost finally got rid of Amir!! WHY?!?!?

[@mrinternet.]

Don't say we, if it wasn't for Amir this show wouldn't even be here

[@Search4truth488]

Amir's last name is Blumenfeld.

[@TheHaloSeries]

Chris P. Bacon That means he's jewish

[@soundsmad3059]

Don't be such a bitchly.

[@porkerpants]

Chris P. Bacon Fun fact, his real last name isn't blumenfeld.

[@Ekvitarius]

There's a portrait of murph on Jakes desk

[@OhplsAndrew]

Got it for his Murphday.

[@charles8589]

Possibly my favorite episode

[@regularshow960]

I could vividly feel Jake's happiness along with him... and then I felt the disappointment with him too

[@meherali8026]

Omg funniest series on KZbin . I can't lmao I wish they weren't ending

[@juan-josegarza7039]

I actually was hoping Jake was finally going to have peace. Damn.

[@astridlobelia2379]

Omg just the clinking noise the cup made killed me! Loooooool

[@JMidoriya]

Seriously by far! My favorite Jake & Amir ep!

[@run4life2]

man easily the best concept and best executed sketch i've seen in a while guys good work!

[@Burrgametate]

One of the best J N A skits ever

[@roughryder5]

That was probably Jake's happiest moment.

[@markii751]

The birth of Josh Rice! The king of SNATCH!

[@TeknicolourMoo]

Haha YES! They mentioned Josh from IIWY!

[@MisterdeLara]

haven't seen a jake and amir video in like 2 years and i just randomly decided to click this one lol they never changed; that's good!

[@PogieJoe]

They never disappoint. XD

[@fabitas]

The best episode yet!

[@rageboyRM]

Does anyone else kind of see a resemblance between Amir and Charlie from Its Always Sunny. not only in looks, but personality as well.

[@zwtslt]

I wouldnt go as far as to call you completely wrong and say your opinion is completely worthless because they look nothing alike but.. you should leave

[@briangallagher5698]

i love that show

[@rageboyRM]

Wolfe J That hurt me, I'm beefing.

[@morrisonltop]

nah

[@ZeroGamerGuy7]

Yeah totally, i wish the two characters somehow met

[@Iratesnipe]

Wow, college humor had a miracle and finally made a good episode, it's been so long.... so long...

[@ergegregreggregregreg8205]

i think this is one of the best videos from the jake n amir series

[@aa516365]

I could see the air between his fist and Amir's face.

[@HeyLook287]

Oh man, you cracked the code, he never really hit him, oh my god would Jet Li be PISSED. Fucking idiot

[@ant1p0p]

Branden Pierce the really funny thing is that not only would it really not fucking matter if he could but because of the angle it was shot at that would be impossible

[@HeyLook287]

Or it just doesnt matter because it's a comedy channel, not an action movie

[@Morrissey2k]

"I could see air" looool

[@seekyegwhore8382]

I love that little framed picture of Murph on Jake's desk

[@user-jn3lg9um5e]

I'm Josh I don't really know how to refer to the podcast, but you get it

[@ejoshcoron]

One of my favorite eps

[@maryamchoudhury8334]

Best one in a while

[@aidenpayne6619]

One of the best!

[@nicholascinnaman2540]

Jake and Amir vids are the best!!!

[@wwyos3764]

one of their best! i watched it all the time already on the collegehumor page haha

[@andrewcotton5081]

Josh R. = Josh Ruben. Half-Life 3 confirmed

[@khairi8901]

It's actually josh rice

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

no he was saying joshua

[@Yoxidelf]

I was playing Half Life when I first watched this

[@ElSuperDave]

I freaking love this series.

[@thalunizz21]

Seize the cheese!

[@slycooper601]

lol laughed like the old days.. THUMBS UP

[@TheMariahKai]

Love the pic of Murph on Jake's desk!!!

[@alternatereality1602]

Best Jake and Amir ever!

[@p910910]

Brilliant episode!

[@abistoxks]

Jake and Amir are probably my favorite KZbin videos.

[@thegreen8172]

I really enjoy Pat as a side character, this is the first and only time I've hated him because nobody is so unaware as to just scream Jake over and over and over unless it's Amir.

[@averagecartoonfan6348]

JAKE

[@thegreen8172]

You have to leave. Now.

[@LuIbasaur]

I loved this one.

[@StidFaces]

YEAH!! A mug right in the mug!!

[@kittttygirl5]

Jake and Amir will always be my fave series! ;D

[@CauseAndorEffect]

This one was great!!

[@SeCT0RSEVEN]

I've grown to love the podcasts much more than these.

[@JesseJLacey]

Phenomenal

[@Stuie299]

I miss Hardly Working!

[@_Eamon]

That was an awesome episode!

[@OhSoNerdyMe]

Oh my God, that was amazing!!

[@ThrillaWhale]

Jake's scruff is starting to remind me of Rick Grimes from the walking dead.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

The first human conceived out of earth would be possible, but the birth would not be possible. Not only would the 0 gravity environment make the development of the baby Completely messed up and destroy the bone structure, but the birth itself would be 100x more disgusting because of the lack of gravity. Yes, I watched an ad about space tourism and I started writing a comment because I forgot it was an ad.

[@General12th]

Having the mother spend most of her time in a spinning cylinder chamber and give birth in one would fix that problem right then and there. Or, she could just come back to Earth.

[@MarioThaMonkey]

***** she could come to earth but he said "out of earth birth." And plus the rotating cylinder would have to be pretty big. Mimic earth's gravity and stuff....

[@General12th]

MarioThaMonkey That's an interesting problem. Fortunately, the problem has been considered throughout the years. You can read about it all here: www.artificial-gravity.com/Dissertation/2_2.htm . I might go over the logistics and costs of making those dreams a reality at some point.

[@Jannik3366]

It's funny how every comment usually gets a lot of hate or rude replies but a random comment about birth in space under a Jake and Amir video is actually discussed and doesn't escalate :D

[@annoyingkid48]

+CreativeUsernameEh what about a C-section? And anyway, grossness doesn't prevent someone from giving birth.

[@leekyoverhere]

This is my favorite intro I think lmaoooo I still say you're sad at me

[@ManuelRospigliosi]

An amazing episode!

[@charlotteveronica7146]

Who else noticed the picture of Murf on Jakes Desk? XP

[@MartinWasTaken]

Charlotte Veronica It's his Murphday.

[@charlotteveronica7146]

Omg haha XD

[@inolover5]

I thought this was a ploy to end the Jake and Amir series at first... I'm relieved.

[@Moynzy]

Best Ep.

[@007Chakochi]

Loved it.

[@joshmatla9735]

Love the coffee mug part

[@Cunninjo619]

love the picture of Murph on jakes desk..

[@NovaTheSpaceWolf]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Ghostofmonk]

I liked it, but it feels like Jake was way too ready for that to happen. I would of thought he would have tried to call out Amir on a scam.

[@mynewchanel]

my theory was that he was faking it, hence why he was hesitant to leave. After he got punched in the face, Amir saw the opportunity to act like he reclaimed his memory

[@BeeryGamer]

Brian Vargas Yeah exactly, maybe he hired to guy to "punch" him in the face as well, in case it didn't work out, it would be very Amir-ish to do!

[@mynewchanel]

BeeryGamer nah, i just think he wanted to punch amir in the face

[@RebornLegacy]

I could feel Jake's relief.

[@3rdRandom]

Pure awesome!!

[@MrHeroiz]

The last 6 seconds were amazing.

[@-comment]

That's what she said.

[@josiahf6798]

Max that was a good one!

[@Poodleinacan]

That was a great one!

[@kingmonkeyman101]

If amir is only acting he deserves an oscar, if he is really like this there is no hope left for humanity...

[@cheeto4sure]

Why does jake have a framed picture of Murph on his desk? Hahahahaha

[@GFYSTWICE]

Gretat question, that was Emily's gift for secret santa.

[@ArvisSc]

plot twist: jake cried because deep inside he knew he will miss true amir.

[@rachael6511]

+Red ViceHe'd probably be happy at first but then be sad because he missed him.

[@sarahterranova4828]

that josh reference was #dope