Jake and Amir: Sunday Football

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[@stamps53]

"It's not the other leading detergents!" lmao

[@e13kid]

😭😭

[@BodTheGrinch]

Vinny's "You don't understand... THE WAY THINGS WORK" is one of my favourite acting moments of all time. You can see him getting wound up right before he loses it. Awesome acting, and absolutely hilarious. He genuinely seems like he's absolutely snapped.

[@ferrosplice8460]

I agree

[@JeremyHoffman]

I also appreciate how, when Amir presents his neck to be stabbed, Kelly recoils and starts crying. It's hard to believe they got all of that in a single take.

[@BodTheGrinch]

​@@JeremyHoffmanhaha true, that's an absolutely golden take.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Progressively putting distance between Kelly and Amir.

[@AirBulletin]

Dick Grayson citzen kane shit right there

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Hamza Bajwa Can you say: three academy awards?

[@AirBulletin]

best cinematography if I would say so myself

[@speedcubedude]

"Wait weren't you in AP Bio?" "Yeah, I got a 1" killed me

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

ya fuckin nimrod

[@drizzleandpour7819]

speedcubedude in turkey they do grading from six to 1, 1 being the lowest. This is for everyone who didn't get the joke. (I might be wrong but I'm like 80 percent I'm right

[@ammaralsaied9728]

DrizzleAndPour in this case a 1 is referring to the score on the AP Exam, which is the exam you take to determine how much (if any) college credit you get for taking the course

[@minichiggz]

wrong. AP exams are graded on a scale from 1-5. it turns out that you're the one who didn't get the joke...

[@WillToWinvlog]

1 is 100%

[@8380ShockWave]

Love how Vinny chokes on his drink @ 2:54 when Amir mentions his affection towards voyeurism

[@infaBmous]

At the same time Kelly right there tries to stop herself from smiling

[@ChaelSonnen000]

@@infaBmous I don't think you know what a smile is

[@jaka1748]

@@ChaelSonnen000 Nope, he's right. Look closely.

[@chilldude30]

Watching people fuck, and shit

[@Jonbutter]

I love how Amir apologizes to Jake for hitting him on the forehead but not to Kelly for stabbing her in the hand

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

It's videos like this that remind me that in the Jake and Amir world, they could just tie Amir up and take turns beating him until he died, and all they'd have to do was point at him and say "I rest my case" and the judge would let them off.

[@AlphaChopstick]

Dylan Johnson they ganged up on Amir so hard, his dad freaking moved

[@piano7420]

then murph would beat jake up

[@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963]

More like GET them off when the leading prosecutor gives them a handy and a blow!

[@graysonmclester9137]

@@AlphaChopstick they dealt him so many blasts that meant harm

[@ethanwilliams2254]

@@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 two jobs for the price of fun

[@napplepapple]

it's not the other leading detergents

[@Ekvitarius]

Is it Tide? Please don't tell me don't tell me. Is it Tide, though?

[@HipkissDesign]

Ohhhh, I always thought he was saying "is it tied?"

[@pootisvonpoot1801]

"You DON'T understand, THE WAY THINGS WORK!!!"

[@ethownzbh]

You can tell he hasn't had much Amir exposure.

[@chooseytrain21nnrhxhudsnbs20]

Pootis Vonpoot iiii

[@vincevvn]

@@ethownzbh nah Jake would say the same thing and he’s known him for over a decade

[@legend0r]

Kelly switching seats after "I do" is perfect 🤣

[@gasgano8255]

she looks so devastated, great acting really

[@metaforically]

Who is she?

[@scottinbristol]

@@metaforically Kelly Hudson, ucb

[@GMSpkilla]

Yea I agree but she did crack a little smile once amir talked about voyeurism

[@dropout]

He just kind of shows up...

[@Machouseproductions]

Love how in the shot after Amir mentions his foot fetish the girl is sitting on the other end of the couch. It's small details like this that really do it for me.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Machouseproductions and after he stabs her, he's moved even further away!

[@milesgaunt6767]

and the red guy gets so happy when the girl wins against amir.

[@scottinbristol]

And she's wearing a band aid where he stabbed her

[@rikeshpatel1237]

yeah no one noticed that except you, very small detail

[@Machouseproductions]

@@rikeshpatel1237 cool, thanks for the reply 👍

[@Ryan-yw7hl]

-"Is it tide!? Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!" -"Yeah dude it's tide... Not the other leading detergents." My sides.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Hahaha omg I love how Amir is provoking her to kill him

[@Strummie]

WheresWallace4883 Right here in my fucking trach’!

[@metaforically]

Who is she?

[@tytyEQ]

I love how geniune Jake's "alright, yeah.. let's do that" is after his friend tries to change the subject with the 4th down play

[@kath2546]

“NOOO OH i made CHEETOS FOR THIS!” one of my favorite jake and amir lines ever

[@MasterFGH]

This might be one of the best episodes of the series, I love it so much

[@Goldman_Stacks]

Amirs joke that he wrote down actually made me laugh

[@Silverwind87]

Guess it really was a gold joke.

[@davisgollert4241]

I love how Amir only admits he lost at trivia when they do the coffee table touch

[@basketmars5014]

I think the "he gets paid" is the single greatest line in Jake and Amir!

[@bobtillich8306]

"I've been pretty into voyeurism recently"

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

But runningbacks are the one spot struggling to do that rn lol

[@WigglyWings]

"Draw a football" "I don't know science sh*t"

[@plasticbutler]

I wish Vinnie would be on more Jake and Amir episodes.

[@ferrosplice8460]

He's dead

[@jesusthroughmary]

Wow, this is dark.

[@Peter_1986]

When Amir screamed at 0:12, one of my cats woke up and looked very surprised.

[@pelegred6123]

pause at 3:58 it's like a renaissance painting

[@Strummie]

Peleg Red “Right here in my fuckin’ trache’!

[@storm61479]

@@Strummie so is 3:55

[@julianherold8382]

😂😂😂👌🏼

[@kamajje]

You can see the girl's corners of her mouth tilt upwards throughout the video; she's just trying to keep from laughing out loud. Pretty funny.

[@jonahesty3546]

That guy just choking on his beer at 2:55...

[@a.9913]

2:57 she is trying so hard not to laugh

[@ImJakeSrsly]

THAT DON'T-A IMPRESS-A ME MUCH.

[@ichiroku]

+Jake James instantly lol'ed at that.

[@StylishWrestling]

+Jake James Haha, I had to come back just for that.

[@kmk3910]

Vinny is absolutely the hero of this episode

[@jokonsch]

The Head Coach joke is comedic gold.

[@GageFilms]

Man, Kelly is killing in this episode and she would have made a great requiring character. Always trying to one up amir.

[@itachiuchiha667ful]

1:18 How i feel when people try to steal my food at lunch.

[@PrestoPuma]

why not just punch them?

[@itachiuchiha667ful]

Presto Puma no,they don't deserve that much mercy.

[@rubenfraustojr]

I kid you not I have seen this vid a thousand times and when he screams "I made Cheetos for this" I still die laughing.

[@mrtampham]

Amir took AP Bio!?

[@briansanders8122]

How could he get into AP anything?

[@Double0Pig]

In the video they should have asked him if he knows what AP meant

[@camzt3r]

He got a fuckin' 1

[@shibadoge5349]

Ya fuckin nimrod!

[@thesmwassup]

Shiba Doge And his dad was so embarrassed, he frickin' moved.

[@calebduarte5255]

Amir's complete lack of regard for his own life at the end is so fucking funny. "RIGHT IN MY TRACHE!"

[@Jonbutter]

i love that not only does amir consider drawing a football "science shit" but he also claims he knows "history shit" which he absolutely does not

[@orlandotech]

One of the best Jake and Amir episodes in a long time!!

[@skalty9868]

If she had asked Amir about basketball he would’ve gotten it flawlessly

[@riedstep]

I have the pen now!

[@torronthemighty]

"Move your neck away from her!" killed me

[@PRIEBLE]

"you dont get how things work" such a blanket sentence that perfectly describes Amir.

[@dylanschrom1230]

10 years later and the truest, most meta, way to watch these videos with new steam is to watch everyone try not to laugh during Amirs monolog.

[@nathanhammer6321]

We all have that friend.

[@nathanhammer6321]

Well I talk to him everyday and i tell myself, "nate, you are never gonna be like that."

[@SazzyM8]

Nathan Hammer and if you don't know him from your friends, you are him

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

Nathan.. You are that friend

[@notinusesoon4975]

So many Amir(s)

[@bananian]

I am totally Amir. Everyone hates me but I am always hanging around them.

[@rayraybewinning8152]

Jake and amir get alot a views and there still underrated

[@noahrerick1717]

they're

[@raywar3]

noah rerick they're* You forgot the asterisk. Now please stop correcting people.

[@deadbonesbrook8950]

***** Some people, myself included, can't stand when people use the wrong they're, there or their. Same goes for to, too and two. It's just an ocd thing.... nazi time *You forgot the other three mistakes, bro. Learn to grammar nazi right.* in correct grammar you always spell out numbers one through nine, and you would use a comma before "Bro" as your pitch lowers when u say it. I have clearly won the internets.

[@Double0Pig]

Jake and Amir have alot of views and yet they're still underrated.

[@TheTheatrechick94]

This is hands down one of my favorite episodes

[@ferrosplice8460]

Okay

[@downstraitridah]

ive been waiting for a new jake and amir for soooo longgg

[@SeizeEdits]

"Draw a football!" "I don't know science shit.." Oh my gawd hahahah

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

That girl has a really nice pair of personalities

[@chilldude30]

dickhead

[@the1exnay]

Don't pretend you were just focused on her personality instead of staring at her sexy elbows

[@888murasame]

Yeah she’s hot

[@howtobicycle3853]

Firaro naaah... wanna slap around them knees

[@metaforically]

Who is she?

[@jakekettle4452]

this is one of the best jake and amire

[@artbakaka]

watch this whole episode, and just watch vin's reactions, SO GOOD

[@WhyHide30]

"There are bones in this nugget "🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

[@Sfitzerdude28]

Amir gets real dark towards the end...

[@harpdevil]

That Tide joke gets me every time, I don't know why. I think it's the delivery.

[@ewb8985]

Hands down the best episode.

[@AccidentalHorcrux]

"what do you have a foot fetish man?!" "I do" *next clip the girl is sitting away from Amir* XD

[@josephomalley7628]

"RIGHT HERE IN MY FUCKIN TTRACE!" -Amir

[@pluto466]

Trach, like trachea.

[@Double0Pig]

Joseph got a one.

[@lucyanne9626]

+PandaTheSmall Ya' frickin' nimrod.

[@rinoo1love]

i can't even describe how brilliant this was

[@zemas1712]

its always nice to have great friends you can hang out with on a sunday :)

[@JoshMarshain]

Its called the art of being active

[@MrThrib]

That thing they said just kills me every time. So underrated.

[@ofthemiceandmen]

This is the funniest jake and amir for a while

[@joshuacanova1678]

Best College Humor sketch series ever

[@vallraffs]

Watching this makes me realize that choosing Amir as a role model might have been an extremely bad move on my part.

[@nyxunderhill6437]

Dude what

[@turnleftaticeland]

Just this one?

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

how does amir not know what chicken wings are? I thought he loved those fricken' things!

[@Medhusalem]

He loves chicken nuggets

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Medhusalem it was a reference to "world cup 2".

[@Medhusalem]

Watched it, got it :D. How do you know that, I watched all episodes a few times but most of the details just right past me.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Medhusalem I must have watched it just before making the comment.

[@XxiexodusxX]

Love the Jake and Amir videos!

[@burnerbill7372]

"What does a runningback do?" "He gets PAAAAIIID" Not anymore lol

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

0:22 LOL! she scooted seats!

[@felog5]

What a coincidence, someone recently asked me what a Running Back does...this episode wasn't really that helpful for that.

[@penngeiselman7990]

I love that jake and amir is back

[@beepain6005]

This is my favorite Jake and Amir video

[@MKHsma]

I don't blame them... That guy pissed me off too!

[@MercyShotties]

the is a bone in this nugget! its a wing -_-. NICE TRY humans dont have wings, haha fucking hilarious

[@gengx2]

This was awesome!! Great stuff!

[@kwamewins]

Haha brilliant! Amir's got a point with his remark about being active. Gotta love his warped sense of righteousness

[@crzynarutomaster]

ahhh just a normal family dinner at my place.

[@Devosimms]

Second quarter and they did not eat those cheesies? They would have been gone in a second if I was there.

[@PrestoPuma]

he also stabbed the girl when she went for the cheetos

[@Devosimms]

I am scared now...

[@PrestoPuma]

BaconMan as you should be

[@Devosimms]

Presto Puma 2 years later, still scared :(

[@PrestoPuma]

BaconMan we all are.

[@DarawixK9]

one of the funniest episodes of Jake and Amir i have ever scene.

[@stephanvanderwoerd4405]

This is the best video on this channel

[@3pump744]

Is it just me or does Vinny look like Oscar Issac

[@etiennemustow9102]

He looks more like Mr. Lapadite from Inglorious Basterds

[@ZenkaiNick]

Etienne Mustow he actually played that character in a skit for college humor a while back

[@samueltrephan1658]

Back when CollegeHumor was actually funny...

[@smokejc]

still is.

[@avarma6313]

jeff went to buzzfeed

[@docdarlin5491]

There's comments here from when this video was released with douchebags saying "Remember when CH was funny?" 5 years from now there will be comments from douchebags saying "Zac & Grant aren't funny, remember Jake & Amir on the couch?". You're all douchebags.

[@mschuhler]

True. Now it's shit

[@JoshMarshain]

@THE cool guy edgy

[@LocoSwede]

We all need a friend like Amir in our life

[@lionstudios1]

Nothing like a nice peaceful couple of friends watchin football

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

I can imagine Jack telling Amir the step by step happenings of this event because he’s oblivious to why Kelly & Vinny aren’t talking to him/throwing bricks at him “You told the two worst jokes I’ve ever heard dude, you first said ‘third in long, well my shlong is long’ to which when nobody laughed you cried ‘alright no you know what social experiment I’m going to write down a joke on a piece of paper and Jakes gonna say it because I think the only reason you guys aren’t laughing now is because you have a vendetta against me’ and whilst writing it you stabbed Kelly in the hand with the pen you were using so if they didn’t have a vendetta against you then they should do now” ‘Do they?’ “They should do because you’re an awful person and you deserve it… you then started taking in great detail about spying on people having sex & what you do. You talked about auto erotic explicitation. It was really uncomfortable dude”

[@Athenasblaze]

Fucking gold 🤣💀

[@after_its_gone]

No its not the other leading detergent's, lmao

[@zeecaptain42]

One of THE BEST ever XXD

[@FlumenSanctiViti]

It's always fun with Amir!

[@Nullllus]

1:18 mmmmmm

[@sun_showers_6104]

nuggets and beaks

[@MightyDucky]

wow, haven't laughed this much of an episode of Jack and Amir in a long time!!

[@augurelite]

This is the best one! SO HILARIOUS

[@a.secrest1169]

1 is a great grade, is it different in America?

[@robertdunay4499]

AP tests are on a 1-5 scale. 1 is the worst, and 5 is the best. Most universities offer college credit for AP scores of 3 or higher.

[@megasevenoldchannel]

1 as in 1/100 points, not 1 as in first place.

[@ayoitzjoe]

Megaseven its 1-5 for AP classes

[@megasevenoldchannel]

In America? I've only ever heard of the A-F grading scale here in the States.

[@ayoitzjoe]

Megaseven AP classes are graded differently since they're for college credit, and you only get the credit if you pass the AP test. So you can still get an A-F in the class, but you don't get the college credit if you don't get at least a 4 on the AP test.

[@stevezes]

he took ap bio?????

[@Strummie]

Yeah, but he got a one, ya’ fuckin’ nimrod.

[@Macheathz]

Me too, he rocks at his job.

[@edwardjoel1970]

LOL,I love how Jake did the same thing with the belt around his neck.

[@Carmine6835]

Jake looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[@Humanlink1]

"Fuck this room" Amir Valerie Pencooperwitz

[@SamEveryDayHD]

One of the the best JaA ever! laughed so hard.

[@nicolasgirs8842]

love the beginning