Jake and Amir here... we're now watching and giving commentary on all of our episodes at / ja
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@slipknotfatman6 жыл бұрын
"You will hurl yourself out the window" "Jesus..." I'm in a fit of laughter here, that was golden.
@Jeff-mm7zu4 жыл бұрын
Keil000 he said throw. little fucker
@elricbarnfleau63672 жыл бұрын
@@Jeff-mm7zu why is “little fucker” so goddamn funny?? It kills me everytime.
@Azimii Жыл бұрын
that “jesus” might be one of my favorite deliveries of a line in all of j&a
@wodey70283 жыл бұрын
"make me cluck like a chicken... boy will my face be red" I lost it XD
@DirectorTaffy7 жыл бұрын
"Very sleepy master," "I didn't say I was your master,""Didnt have to,"
@Materazzi735 жыл бұрын
She said nothing.
@felipemontealegre51905 жыл бұрын
@@Materazzi73 didnt have to
@rolandpointoh5 жыл бұрын
Felipe Montealegre You write again “I love you”
@rottentea92465 жыл бұрын
rolandpointoh I do
@lohchaosiang66084 жыл бұрын
@@rottentea9246 she said nothing
@martinwhite27926 жыл бұрын
lmao "you can do whatever you want on the way down"
@Kaazikin4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could've known about the view from halfway down
@hussain.darweshАй бұрын
Coming 6 years later to like your comment ❤
@chesh1re_cat4 жыл бұрын
The dialog for Jake and Amir will always be one of the best comedy writing ever. They should hire those guys to write for movies
@kirbylover373 жыл бұрын
Alright, sweet. After like practicing 0:47 for like a half hour straight I can confidently say that the next time someone asked me if I believe in horoscopes I'm dropping this on them: "Honestly, I thought a lot of it was legalese Japanese mumbo-jumbo bullshit; Western medicine meets Western Union; urban garbage yoga yuppie mommy-blogger rag-mag e-zine Candyland cookie-cutter sci-fi wi-fi jai alai verbal diarrhea, but honestly, it turns out a lot of it is spiritual fact." Thanks Jake and Amir!
@satincartoon22132 жыл бұрын
Can you still do it?
@kirbylover37 Жыл бұрын
@@satincartoon2213 Yes. That shit is ingrained. Way better than knowing math or some shit.
@dixiecronin7791 Жыл бұрын
As a Jake and Amir fan, I love this. As a math teacher, that statement kills me a little
@ComedyVault101 Жыл бұрын
@@kirbylover37 Math? Ha. Math was crap. If you wanna know why then steal a HEN. Learning shit is for nerds and jocks, don’t believe me, ask my UNCLE. Green, blue, brown and red. Go to school and you regret it. I got 99 problems but a bitch ate one
@DoctorX17 Жыл бұрын
I’m instantly impressed by anyone who can do this. I think Amir just spouts stuff off the cuff, it’s nuts
@TrebleWing8 жыл бұрын
As the handbook says. "Every sensei is a master and every student should refer to him as such"
@mikelor845 жыл бұрын
@@m93sammanGod I love this fandom
@m93samman5 жыл бұрын
@@mikelor84 I don't even remember making this comment, but it seems as though I was a pimp and a cool. UPVOTE ME TO KARMA HEAVEN, BABY!
@mikelor845 жыл бұрын
@@m93samman ass
@m93samman5 жыл бұрын
@@mikelor84 ... That's beautiful.
@danspitalnik7 жыл бұрын
Boy, will my face be red.
@stevenbrule52853 жыл бұрын
3:55 So Amir knows Jake's birthday, and Jake knows Amir's birthday. True gullies!
@someperson55068 жыл бұрын
I love Amir's rant of buzzwords he doesn't understand XD
@ManilMopas5 жыл бұрын
"Rest assure you can solve them, maybe not though"
@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb10537 жыл бұрын
;$jake tried to kill me 😎 I am not a chicken
@NoFaceMan65 жыл бұрын
Jake is spelled Jjkae
@K1RTB4 жыл бұрын
My new password
@xenasaur5203 жыл бұрын
;;*hi amir?
@NateDoggDeMan11 ай бұрын
@@NoFaceMan6poetic licence
@xIKieeranIx8 жыл бұрын
This is weirdly my favorite episode out of them all.
@thipan158 жыл бұрын
1:38 very smooth
@chase_saddy8 жыл бұрын
loved his look. so sexy
@Welpme697 жыл бұрын
"Throw yourself out the window" gets me every time. Should have gotten Amir too.
@chase_saddy8 жыл бұрын
"didn't have to" classic! and Amir's look at 1:38
@Domidod1d6 жыл бұрын
What episode is "didn't have to" from ?
@blushingfrieza6 жыл бұрын
Domidod1d the Tinder one
@firewarg8 жыл бұрын
Amir has swag at 1:37
@pennydesouza8 жыл бұрын
+W E I shit you're right
@Dogtles8 жыл бұрын
thats not swag. that's class
@jorgelujan99428 жыл бұрын
haha I love the look he puts on
@Mayorofpeepsville8 жыл бұрын
Has anyone made a gif of this because I has to have it
@akayysworld7 жыл бұрын
W E I NOBODY CAN TOUCH MY SWAAAAG
@Itsgriffeys4 жыл бұрын
Ive seen this video a million times and i just realized Jakes horoscope fits for the episode
@anthonyschultz68012 жыл бұрын
So does Amir's🙃
@MonzennCarloMallari5 ай бұрын
Maybe not though
@vickyg17889 жыл бұрын
...Jake IS the master...
@GoOnLaurie9 жыл бұрын
The pinch is the master...
@Ephraim329 жыл бұрын
Jake was the master.
@HarperNguyen9 жыл бұрын
And he has laid claim to The Master.
@ChrisPMuffin9 жыл бұрын
***** Raven's Nest is the master.
@youssefomar63019 жыл бұрын
Therefore, he is the master.
@QuarkGluonPlasma5 жыл бұрын
"Open the window, then jump" "No chicken" "No chicken"
@WhatABanana5 жыл бұрын
“JAKE: Your mind is so impressionable. AMIR: My mind is not impressionable! JAKE: Yes it is! AMIR: I guess it is. JAKE: God, that's fast. Even for you, that was fast.” Gets me every time.
@elodge16679 жыл бұрын
Wow this one got dark...
@TheManinBlack90545 жыл бұрын
This is dark af
@tommytwobrews4 жыл бұрын
@hi there no its just funny
@MrFestante5 жыл бұрын
Man more i watch Jake and Amir videos more i spot new things: that 1:38 amir cool face is just genius XD
@MannyNamiro Жыл бұрын
I know, right? He's just so confident in that shot. It's like a completely different person.
@samfoster7093 жыл бұрын
This might be the best written episode of J and A. Script game on point.
@PhantasmalBlast Жыл бұрын
Seriously this is one of the ones I always come back to
@JulioFromBoston Жыл бұрын
I think one of the best things about J&A is that you find this written under almost everyone of their videos. Speaks volumes about the strength of their content
@YoZync7 жыл бұрын
;;*hi amir? if any of you were trying to visualize it
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated6 жыл бұрын
;$jake tried to kill me🕶i'm not a chicken
@beeeeeej6 жыл бұрын
He send that to his mother
@yasminelaoi33624 жыл бұрын
What does this mean btw? I never understood why Jake said it’s bad lol
@camerondawson91143 жыл бұрын
Yasmine Laoi because Jake thought that his mom sent it to amir, and was laughing at the fact that old people aren’t great at using phones
@DennisBayazitov6 жыл бұрын
"He's getting smarter." - Little Orphan Annie
@revotor81423 жыл бұрын
Good to see even old unlisted videos like this one are back! One of my favorites
@ReidTheRulesGuy3 жыл бұрын
So did they switch this over from the third party channel it was on before?
@codyunderhill74399 жыл бұрын
I've actually never seen this one
@severalsedrack8 жыл бұрын
+harri seward There are many episodes that they just posted on the college humor page and not to youtube
@lipglass8 жыл бұрын
+harri seward How does it feel like
@ricardolutz89646 жыл бұрын
Why is this not on collegehumor
@Psychol-Snooper4 жыл бұрын
Well, why not watch it? You were here!
@SvenicusGermainus5 жыл бұрын
I love the videos where Jake either tries to kill Amir or doesn't do anything to stop him from dying. Really shows how their relationship has grown over the years.
@jacobb9788 жыл бұрын
Us Pisces don't believe in Astrology.
@Kenzaaa1237 жыл бұрын
Uh huh...
@joeyrozic11007 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself, ass.
@jacobb9787 жыл бұрын
You're the ass, ASS.
@surelock32217 жыл бұрын
I eat ass, ASS.
@LimLamOfficial7 жыл бұрын
You're the ass, ASS.
@anthonyschultz68012 жыл бұрын
This is MAAAYBE my FAVORITE episode!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gets me EVERY TIME!!!
@owen429 Жыл бұрын
honestly, both the writing and the acting is so next level. The bizarre left turn into a hypnosis murder plot followed by the ultimate conceit that he knew the whole time. It feels like they're going full lunacy but then they bring it back home so well. Also, Jake's acting in this one is superb. The way he sells his intrigue as Amir wakes up is genuinely movie quality.
@Sessho46 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo “ good guess, down to the minute”.
@jamespusey71863 ай бұрын
i love all of this video, and the bulk of it gets the praise it deserves but the first 30 seconds works perfectly as a joke by itself
@monkeyman129815 жыл бұрын
Recently i’ve been finding a lot of their deleted jake and amirs that go down the jake tries to kill amir or asks him to die route. I’m guessing they were too dark for the series haha
@gabrflyan63646 жыл бұрын
1:38 Here comes the smoulder.
@JohnDoe-hk5ec4 жыл бұрын
Lol Amir looked straight up Dapper for a second
@StevenRoil2 жыл бұрын
This whole episode is gold, even the beginning with the texting
@brycesmith64273 жыл бұрын
The opening texting joke was fucking hilarious. Great structure, gotta love it
@SvenicusGermainus6 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite episode.
@fanofshrimp8 жыл бұрын
1:37 Amir is trying to be Stephen Colbert
@DrJohnZoidberg1258 жыл бұрын
The glasses trick?
@samvictoria1007 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert = one of the least funny men in america, Amir: funny as fuck. please dont compare the two they are polar opposites in terms of comedy
@DrJohnZoidberg1257 жыл бұрын
King Moka Maybe you don't understand his comedy
@mrkz694207 жыл бұрын
Colbert is brilliant! Amir, too, of course
@TigressWhite8 жыл бұрын
Ahem: "Leo is a firm believer in hard work, but tends to get things done through their charm and social skills. However, both Leo and Capricorn are extremely devoted, especially to each other. Although they may seem to be an unlikely couple on the surface, their love will grow as they discover similarities."
@dweebpatrol8 жыл бұрын
HA I don't like work
@writingsongsforfrogs56727 жыл бұрын
awww thats actually so cute
@kmooreside96107 жыл бұрын
awwwwww that's so bullshit
@NDJunction6 жыл бұрын
Like me, Amir has that cusp wind of Aquarius seeping through (anyone 19-23 of any month can be a VICTIM of this) hence why he's loud, hilarious, random and even more compatible with a leo
@eagle36766 жыл бұрын
ND Junction no he's not it doesn't matter which month will you were born
@rimjob23045 жыл бұрын
i missed watching these. good to be back
@devin_so_devious5 жыл бұрын
If Jake wants Amir to jump out the window just put a picture of him in Bo Peep clothes on the fridge
@jamesgrimes45872 жыл бұрын
1:57 Amir makes the Hypnokiller connection
@paul_warner3 жыл бұрын
0:44-1:06 is one of my favorite things in this entire series ever
@virgo30986 жыл бұрын
"jesus" the funniest part by far
@ejoshcoron6 жыл бұрын
lolol no doubt! I died
@TheAbigailDee3 жыл бұрын
SUCH an underrated gem
@gayvideos38087 жыл бұрын
;;*Hi Amir?
@daryldsp5097 жыл бұрын
;$ Jake tried to kill me 😎 I'm not a chicken. 3:44
@TechNeedi8 жыл бұрын
Feel like watching community evertime i watch jake and amir
@not_henry_the_fifth9 жыл бұрын
;;*hi amir?
@roblemay33298 жыл бұрын
:$jake tried to kill me😎i am not a chicken
@shishsjxnsnzns6 ай бұрын
I love the context that Amir apparently operates entirely within the subconcious
@jurijjakolic65047 ай бұрын
"No clucking, you could do whatever you want on the way down, just be sure to do the important bullet points" Jesus that's dark 😂
@JRWW_EFC8 жыл бұрын
God this one was dark
@bobxyzp8 ай бұрын
I love the way Amir says “maybe not though.” I think about it every time I have to give my opinion on something
@decemberscott12897 жыл бұрын
There are so little comments I'm so surprised since they're so amazing
@tkhiez2 ай бұрын
This episode evolves into an apple, because it is that of my eye!
@Lenn10t6 жыл бұрын
One of the bests
@frankiehompson27463 жыл бұрын
Omg this is one of the best I’ve seen in a whike
@steve67678 ай бұрын
The Jake birthday guess at the beginning 😂😂😂
@vanr92326 жыл бұрын
1:39 jesus amir looks sooo cute
@galatea34842 жыл бұрын
honestly after everything i've seen on this show i'm surprised that jake thought that jumping out of a window would be enough to kill amir
@cl92828 жыл бұрын
"Good guess"
@Wedeliver1013 жыл бұрын
Woah how have I not seen this episode?
@HarryRunes3 жыл бұрын
Why are there no comments on this video? also literally my favorite jake and amir episode
@sawyerchism85393 жыл бұрын
The rights of all the jake and Amir videos were transferred to the If I Were You channel after they bought them, and I guess that doesn’t transfer the comments on the videos
@tino97185 ай бұрын
peak jake and amir!
@skuthepoo2 жыл бұрын
‘Down to the minute’ cracked me
@Gslickcya9 жыл бұрын
Finally its up on youtube.
@CarlosAtwell7 жыл бұрын
Actually had to root for Amir this time. That was cold, Jake.
@michaelholtz5996 жыл бұрын
So was Amir's body after he followed Jake eventually
@bobxyzp8 ай бұрын
Colder than aardvark cum
@jamesmochoa2 жыл бұрын
You are my master
@aashishpriye598 жыл бұрын
@ 2:10 did anyone else get the "didn't have to" reference here... cracked me up
@jesusthroughmary8 жыл бұрын
+Aashish Priye We all got it.
@Domidod1d6 жыл бұрын
What episode is "didn't have to" from ?
@DeathTheKid106 жыл бұрын
+Domidod1d Jake and Amir: Tinder
@jesuisahmedn6 жыл бұрын
Aashish Priye I don't think it was a reference to that
@epicbruhmoment69853 жыл бұрын
Imagine if at the end they pan out and there was someone sitting right out of frame listening to all of it and just not caring.
@WaynesStrangeBrain4 жыл бұрын
Hey happy birthday Jake! He's 35!
@DaPingPongKing9 жыл бұрын
why is this not on collegehumor's channel
@CreeperDroppings9 жыл бұрын
Because they didn't think it was gucci
@jimjones10499 жыл бұрын
CreeperDroppings i thought this one was hilarious
@MartinWasTaken8 жыл бұрын
+DaPingPongKing Might be because of all the jumping down the window thing with all the sensitive people around.
@MartinWasTaken8 жыл бұрын
+DaPingPongKing Might be because of all the jumping down the window thing with all the sensitive people around.
@CreeperDroppings8 жыл бұрын
+Mäu Fucking hell its been almost a year but it's cause they wanted to catch up on youtube to where they were on collegehumor so they had to skip of Jake and Amir being posted. All for the finale.
@naifxiv77063 жыл бұрын
"you're not teaching me anything" 😂😂
@thelifeofpewpew32907 жыл бұрын
That's awesome dude!
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
Thelifeof Pewpew You’re a dumbass.
@thelifeofpewpew32903 жыл бұрын
@@Strummie twas the season
@xmagic23235 жыл бұрын
Please yes... damnit
@fatback1388 Жыл бұрын
Watching on jakes birthday
@pedwah3 жыл бұрын
Happy Murphday Jjkae!
@micahhepler52079 жыл бұрын
How did i miss this one?
@roblemay33298 жыл бұрын
@KaelWrit Жыл бұрын
"you can do whatever you want on the way down"
@michaelholtz5996 жыл бұрын
Amir didn't jump out because the way hypnosis works, he cannot be forced to do anything he finds extremely terrible.
@EhtaZUGGE5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up guru
@michaelholtz5995 жыл бұрын
Jugetti I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but all I know is that I'm just an idiot who watches game theory.