Jake and Amir: Sandwich Email

[@SerraPontosSoc]

"The email thread unlike Murphs grandmother lives" Outstanding move

[@communistpropagandist4608]

This email thread, unlike college humor, lives

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@communistpropagandist4608 Low blow? Hell no!!

[@Gabeghouls]

tbh i came back to this episode just for this quote

[@markkittel44]

@@communistpropagandist4608 low blow? Hell no!

[@Xanthyd]

Low blow? Hell no!

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Can we all just agree how amazing it is the Amir beat Jake to work, considering he is usually like 9 hours late.

[@thedogfromstartrek3204]

I know XD

[@starvingdeveloper2987]

Early enough to send 319 emails

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Mondays

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Micah Warner Thursday, and why is your shirt soaking wet?

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+Luckysquirrel1256 Sorry, just that Tuesday's are my laundry day

[@michelaraujo4375]

"Email of the fucking year" is one my favorite J&A lines ever. I cant explain why, it just is. It fits right in there and has me dying every single time.

[@logancharles1476]

Michel Araujo same here it’s such a good dumb line

[@ritikakumar81]

Logan Charles I’m so comforted to know someone else is also still watching Jake and Amir

[@logancharles1476]

Ritika Kumar holy shit you just made my day

[@AyleidCraft]

Ritika Kumar shut up

[@logancharles1476]

Knicksboncho nice 👍🏻

[@nesniping6378]

I love when jake plays out Amir's events or reads something he wrote.

[@jackc913]

I'm Lieutenant Dan, see if you can catch me, ya gumps

[@MNZGamin]

J B poetry

[@losaface4]

I think about this video a lot. “Yee haw partners, didn’t realize y’all hated me so much. Owie zowie.”

[@schuesslerlauren]

"But not everyone told me to shut up twice, therefore the email thread, unlike Murphs grandmother, lives."

[@dobetterwill8003]

I think about “missed you missed you now I gotta kist you” several times a day

[@levihuttner3260]

"I'm full as a kite, and I just might stop to eat you out" is a reference to the lyric "Im high as kite, and I just might stop to check you out" from the song Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes

[@leena6615]

Violent Femmes!

[@CRita]

amir’s music taste is impeccable

[@hi00118]

Email of the fucking year

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

The Deep Lore

[@BradPwnsU]

Nice to know. Good catch.

[@MegaNightmare4]

I choked when he said: "then somehow in perfect English, gangnam style." It really hurt my chest

[@figgledoi]

Thats a lawsuit for sure!

[@gubtefumcki6399]

MegaNightmare4 You Have Cancer

[@haneenhawash1739]

I was having a normal day I remembered this exact line out of nowhere I stopped my life just to watch this video for THIS LINE only

[@Welpme69]

It is one of the best lines of the show and that is saying a lot.

[@kobymusic108]

I’ve seen this a billion times and just realized he starts eating the sandwich again

[@katelynpringle5506]

Rewatching these a decade later is a sobering reminder of how these two have directly influenced my style of humor.

[@rickyraymond627]

"Anybody want half a bacon, egg and cheese Sandwich? I tried to finish it but can nay get her done. I'm full as a kite and I just might stop to eat you out." Email of the Fucking Year - Amir Blumenfeld, 49 minutes ago.

[@wesley2936]

+Ricky Raymond Yeah, it has been 49 minutes ago for 4 years...

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

hear ye, hear ye, did anybody hear me! this is an amazing deal, get it while she's not!

[@gi295]

Ricky Raymond

[@logancox6548]

Not really.

[@m93samman]

Gangnam Style

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I love how well-spoken Amir is in these emails.

[@TriforceTK]

"That makes three bricks on the gay"

[@phil6057]

TriforceTK "Not everybody told me to shut up twice. Therefore this email thread, unlike Murph's grandmother, lives."

[@AndrewPonti]

OOOOOO HIT ME SQUARE!

[@schuesslerlauren]

"I don't know where you guys even got these things or the audacity to hurl them at me at such close range'

[@goji7273]

This video only accounts for 224 emails before skipping to the very last one, meaning Amir sent another 95 emails allocated between “Who hit me with another brick?” and tied-up gibberish before Jake arrived.

[@SkyLink203]

"Then somehow in perfect English, Gangnam Style." "That's my e-mail signature."

[@MyMiniMovieMagic]

You've waited 6 years for that first like. I think you've earned it.

[@nise6699]

here's to complete the ritual, the 69th like

[@fjrthtgrjhrjhr]

183rd like which is pretty meaningless, but almost sure (there's just so many) that this is my favourite ever J&A line

[@thorodinson6649]

@@MyMiniMovieMagic because it’s lame asf

[@MyMiniMovieMagic]

@@thorodinson6649 Oh.

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Just watch Amir's faces whenever Jake is reading the emails.

[@jameslarimer9211]

Just discovered these guys like an hour ago, on a binge. Gangnam style.

[@PrestoPuma]

Did amir actually say "Save yourself, I can take it"?

[@tobyphillips4312]

***** ....comment of the fucking YEAR

[@jacobsimonsen1690]

Toby Phillips Not really

[@sinn1sl0ken]

Presto Puma He's like a martyr!

[@PrestoPuma]

sinn1sl0ken yeah but it is Amir and he deserves it so...Idk what to think

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

Jacob Simonsen ASS

[@nightmares1358]

Owie Zowie is now the longest running gag at my company with my coworkers thanks to y'all lol.

[@isakmloyeni920]

Your workplace must be blessed

[@ciandenton3916]

5 years later and the best line in j&a history has to be "the email thread unlike Murph's grandmother lives"

[@schuesslerlauren]

Low blow? Hell no!

[@sabriyahstar]

I love it! Josh is just like, "WHY DID YOU UNGAG HIM?!"

[@randomnessiifull]

I can't NOT laugh at Amir singing 'Bad Day' at the start.

[@michaelholtz599]

That brick hit him in the back of his frickin face!

[@ukozi]

“Email of the fucking year” is one of my go-tos

[@meganrichards7777]

"WHY DID YOU UNGAG HIM!?!?"

[@jrhall5790]

Who is the guy who said that. I never seen them mention his name

[@thedamnjeff6804]

@@jrhall5790 Josh Ruben

[@swapbriarASMR]

@@jrhall5790 he is one of the old (and best) CollegeHumor cast. Check him out in Grammer Nazis or Daylight Savings.

[@lastofmykind8]

“Okay, they’re throwing bricks.” “Get outta here, save yourself. I can take it.” *Brick hits him square* “OOH HIT ME SQUARE.”

[@elricbarnfleau6367]

One of my favorite J&A ending of all time.

[@ravencom1]

Gank that!

[@TimmyMcGowan]

he should’ve put his bitch-shield up

[@kityzsRULE]

This is one of the BEST ones. I died laughing xD

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

Then why are you alive?

[@utubeistehsux]

Bad joke. Bad you.

[@General12th]

@GelatinousEaterOfSwirls I love you. Unlike how Murph's grandma doesn't love him anymore. On account of being dead.

[@BoolyK]

This is the only episode where Amir is at work before Jake is. Thank you.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

In Toilet Paper he's there before Jake

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

2:46 Amir moment of selflessness :0

[@MooseBumps99]

I like that Amir is concerned for Jake for once and tells him to get out before he gets hurt in the crossfire

[@rupertcornholio209]

Low blow? Hell no!

[@biamlutler8485]

Hell yes

[@Chidds]

In the wise words of the legend that is Ron Burgundy - "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."

[@olliegoria]

email of the fucking year :3

[@abbierouse5713]

this entire video is pure poetry

[@Vallavender333]

Finally they do something about him

[@beeechoy]

+Vance Corsey all he did was ask if anyone wanted some of his sandwich...

[@katzen3314]

Not really...

[@whentimestarts]

*slow clap* one of the best Jake and Amir sketches so far. F'king awesome.

[@TheBnaiElohim]

Hear ye hear ye did anybody hear me

[@TheBnaiElohim]

Get it while she’s not

[@TheBnaiElohim]

Owie Zowie

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

A heaping helpful of radio silence

[@schuesslerlauren]

Email of the fucking year

[@logancharles1476]

They didn’t have to tell me twice

[@t12zzl]

How you deciphered that is nothing short of amazing.

[@lidoeg2]

I love that when Amir starts singing you can tell Jake is considering re-gagging him

[@psolo3]

this was the first episode of Jake and Amir i ever watched (I was late to the crowd) but holy shit thank goodness I found this cuz it was one of the best they ever did

[@nicholasvu7619]

That was one of my favorite jake and Amir videos!!! Idk but to me this video was really good ❤️

[@QuickScopersUnknown]

Man, now THIS is a quality Jake and Amir.

[@elevendy9115]

If theres one thing Amir does well it's think individualy.

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Im glad i didnt see all of these back in the day they hold up so well seeing it for the first time

[@august5761]

"I'm full as a kite and I might just stop to eat you out" my new thing

[@donald347]

This is a top 5 ep, believe me that I can tell you

[@MrElielsebastian]

happy 10 year anniversary

[@PaleRaida13]

300+ emails in such a short amount of time. I'm surprised that Jake's phone didn't explode.

[@sbtopjosh]

Haha i always LOL hard whenever Amir does that face at 0:46

[@wesley2936]

xD me too!

[@jackfranciswest3778]

Hearing Jake say hear ye hear ye is crazy

[@Spacialjones]

“Mhmm nmhm hmmm, Gangnam Style” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@LionsRoar10892]

Watched this over 50 times...still amazing

[@GingerGamer12600]

0:34 blister in the sun

[@GabrielaArredondo]

GingerGamer12600 THANK YOU

[@ttdmax5711]

GingerGamer12600 wow, i must’ve seen this episode like 2 dozen times and i’ve never noticed that, thanks

[@e13kid]

@@ttdmax5711 Never noticed what? I don’t see anything.

[@ttdmax5711]

@@e13kid amir’s email is alluding to the song blister in the sun by the violent femmes. the real lyric is “i’m high as a kite, and i just might, stop to check u out”

[@Lightn0x]

It's amazing how many episodes of this they can make and still make it pretty funny :D

[@holguacamol8408]

why does Jake sound like hes reading a children's book

[@wesley2936]

Does Amir's writing not count?

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

hes dr seuss, and I'm shel silverstein...

[@thomasd3104]

It would be a weird children's book.

[@ihatemondays63]

One of favorite Jake and Amir's

[@Fuzzthefurr]

That last brick looked like it fucking hurt no matter what it was made of.

[@synthetic240]

It was made of foam, so not much.

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

This and the dog one are my go to's for showing new people

[@Blaze5x5x5]

"Three bricks on the gay"

[@loulie1997]

I say "Can nay getter done" all the time now. Thank you amir.

[@Cabl3Guy32]

"OOO, hit me square" hahaha

[@Bez3000]

Often the whole of these videos is average at best and then the very last millisecond has me in stitches! This video did just that!!

[@AlbinWest]

That Violent Femmes reference was amazing.

[@birdsareprettyrad]

AlbinWest wait where's the violent femmes reference??

[@birdsareprettyrad]

AlbinWest wait nvm

[@emomcscreamo6624]

what is it?

[@rustlemania3353]

yeah where is it

[@SomeKindOfScum]

Where is the reference?

[@Elaeth1111]

I love Amir's gestures as Jake is reading :D

[@pouriarajaee6811]

"Unlike murph's grandmother"

[@jennifermc1221]

Coming back down memory lane

[@SleepsDude]

"that makes three bricks on the gay" i love this line because it isnt homophobic, its just replacing "day" with "gay" for absolutely no reason. Also it could feed the theory that amir is bi (grindr, anyone?)

[@errorrcodee]

amir is absolutely bi

[@MasterTodd24]

@@errorrcodee agreed, and he's also close with the transgander community lol

[@thorodinson6649]

Maybe you alphabets can just get out of here

[@Hsel-lc1wt]

@@thorodinson6649 what

[@william4996]

He's jakesexual

[@MCMQSmith]

This is probably my favorite one lately

[@14ryman]

how does Amir know what "audacity" means, I'm really starting to get worried about how much smarter he's becoming

[@annalove9895]

I watch this everyday this is my favourite episode

[@HIKAJO]

guys I'm looking for the episode where amir says " not gonna do it " and jake replies " it sound like you do wanna do it "

[@moas13415]

HIKAJO notified

[@reka10]

such a soothing singing voice.

[@enceladus2263]

That makes 3 bricks on the gay

[@jmyers112]

Idk what's more beautiful, Jake's beard or Amir's singing voice.

[@will78962]

Amir is just....... So hated..... By everyone......

[@OneHindo]

I love Amir's face expressions and body language :))

[@TheAcorner1987]

anyone here from the livestream?

[@Murtah]

this is the Best Jake and Amir I've seen in a while

[@EdgyShooter]

So why is Murphy always defending him?

[@jesussavez96]

+EdgyShooter Right? So confusing

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

because Jake is always mean to Amir and Brian Murphy feels the need to stand up for him...

[@trickyricketts]

Delusions* sorry

[@rockgrands3104]

+EdgyShooter because he is obviously creizy

[@gabelefevre3507]

Cuz he Is his buttler duh.

[@Yang-ob4lk]

The audacity to hurl them at me at such close range

[@clawcraziness]

14 veiws? wow, lol,

[@sethryan1397]

dude this comment is ancient

[@mynameisnotjoshua645]

@@sethryan1397 fr it’s like looking back in time

[@FactsB4Feelings]

haha " and somehow in perfect english, Gangnam Style" xD Jake and Amir crack me up xD

[@Asdasty]

The Murphs grandma joke was kind of low man

[@Ambister]

HELL NO

[@ThrillaWhale]

Best Braai Are you keedin' dude?

[@jeffbarrett3344]

***** He's not keedin' to be sure

[@BigDonkMongo]

Best Braai I FUCDKING HATE MURPH

[@b0dyy0sa]

Stop being a circling jerking diva

[@omgitsspiderman6969]

Definitely the email of the year. No question.

[@whydoiexist8143]

Who's watching in 3067

[@richhemmings]

Its been too long guys.. m good to see a new vid. Gangam style!

[@chazord888]

The best part is 3:00

[@CynicalTreee-e-_-]

But there is no 3:000000oooooooohhhhh *winks*

[@benjaminbordelon8413]

This is my favorite Jake and Amir

[@missmoody5841]

This is still my favourite one

[@outasync44]

I think the last 2 minutes and 35 seconds were the best part.

[@clarygirl977]

First jake and Amir I ever saw. Memories.

[@Genuigr]

I would. POVs are still the best!

[@benjaminnewington9099]

The title of this video alone made me laugh.

[@007Chakochi]

Such a satisfying episode 😂

[@TryHardProductions1]

He probably called in a bomb threat

[@Connorheea]

I just looked at the thumbnail and knew this was going to be a good episode

[@anydayatall]

JAKE I LOVE YOUR BEARD!!!

[@darcat957]

I like how Jake didn't even asked why was he tied up with a paper in his mouth :>

[@GangstaBloo]

The last 15 seconds are the best part.

[@lovedrums46]

LOL when he sings at the beginning!! hahahahahahahaha

[@aly5321]

Oh man you showed them, they just went from 3,175,907 subscribers to 3,175,906! Wow, such a bad ass.

[@bangarang171]

The e-mail thread, unlike Murf's grandma, lives!