Geoffrey the Dumbass: PTO

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[@seanwalsh9942]

Geoff didn’t even call Pile a wanker in the sketch, that was only in the bloopers. Editing error? Nah, editing terror

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Comedy of terrors actually

[@stevenagelutton4322]

it was a metatextual commentary on how the world sees Geoffrey as a, for lack of a better term, "dumbass", and thus, his every action is viewed through that lens.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

I guess Geoff still edits on the go.

[@jesse8442]

Worst editing mistake since Pissed Off! "You said you had an idea!"

[@ushnishde]

A comedy of errors? Nah, a dramedy of terror.

[@clairewolff8729]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O! Geoff can take his PTO!

[@NikSwiftDigs]

“He was in Mar a Lago for a fundraiser.” is such a clever little line.

[@k4f]

I love the delivery of that line 🤣

[@AndrewPonti]

Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard - the delivery made it too!

[@repetetivebeats]

I don’t understand it - I’m English. Can you explain it?

[@AndrewPonti]

@@repetetivebeats it’s where Donald Trump has his gaudy ass “palace” estate. It’s where lots of right wing American politicians go to show their fealty to him.

[@JB-cd8eb]

​@@AndrewPontilol what a bitter little guy you are

[@Yrenne]

I like that the bets on Geoff's death date are all just a few years away, as if they've been expecting him to be a goner for a while now.

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

I like that too

[@jpny2008]

And his is just one of the later death in the decade range… not even really soon or really late

[@TheMysticPanda85]

For some reason Pile bet on January 6th, 2025? . . . . I'm sure its nothing

[@jonathandb91]

And Kaiti bet that he already died over a month ago! 😂

[@agneseditsstuff]

the "Pile is a hardcore Republican" canon is evolving right on schedule

[@itsknighttime9572]

Honestly it's never been funny. Amir is an actual communist prick

[@takatotakasui8307]

Some PTO for this GEO

[@Instanence]

Makes my CEO yell "No, No, No!"

[@incog.nyto.]

My favorite position is GEO

[@jonathanbauman2236]

My favorite position is PTO

[@takatotakasui8307]

@@jonathanbauman2236 That's! good

[@Novenae_CCG]

A PTO for this Geoffrey Joe makes his coworkers go "Oh, no, no"

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Awesome dude. Congratulations on the comment. I’m serious. You deserve all the upvotes.

[@Novenae_CCG]

@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv Thanks. Where can I cash in my updoots?

[@AlbertRutter]

I e-harmony'd a stoat. At a gay divorce.

[@PalaceIV]

A gay divorce? ​@@AlbertRutter

[@michaelramsey82]

@@AlbertRutter The point is, you get invited to gay divorces

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Am I the only one that thinks Geoffrey looks a bit like Vlad the Impaler? Just give him a pearl encrusted beanie.

[@hypster814]

Haven't watched HG in over a year, watched all of J/A again. Geoff, your mane made me fill a whole sleeve of Fig Newton Gingriches.

[@GenMars]

did we go full circle and amir is now just playing jake?

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Correct

[@switchmaster64]

My favorite position is PTO

[@carltonascarf7694]

Reminds me of that hardly working where Jeff Ruben (a.k.a. the better Jeff) takes his vacation day in the office

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Wow, I'm really enjoying this big PTO energy Geoffrey is giving. I'll have a scoop of that zuncle. Ice scream or otherwise.

[@bonedamage]

Paid Time Off? Nah. That's Paul Thomas Onderson.

[@michaelramsey82]

I thought this was going to be about the other thing that PTO stands for: Power Take Off, a mechanism on farm tractors that allows mowers, tillers, and other spinning implements to be powered by the tractor's engine instead of requiring a separate motor.

[@UTubeGenius]

I was literally checking this page out yesterday to see if there were any skits I missed. I'm a happy cper now lol.

[@joseaguilar3323]

I need this in my life. Please make as many as this as possible without dying of exhaustion.

[@MrSlimSheaD]

In fairness, Geoff said Pile never formally took his PTO

[@TheJollyAlex]

The dates so people don't have to pause: 🤣 Reilly June 3rd 2024 Amir July 20th 2026 Allie October 31st 2030 Kaiti February 28th 2024 Marty October 14th 2024 Geoffrey September 9th 2028 Jake May 22nd 2025 Marika February 3rd 2031

[@JB-cd8eb]

October 31st, 2030 gives me chills

[@ScandGeek]

What you don't seem to get is that Geoff can use his PTO for anything - he could even spend it in Piteå, peeing in some tea, while screaming "Oh!". But he CHOOSES to spend it with Franklin and McDon't, and they're not even a little bit touched!

[@philiptandy8104]

You guys have brought me laughter for years, thank you 😭

[@VICloudkicker]

Everyone looks a little more stylin' than usual in this video. Was Jake still in town for production or are we all finally trying to get on Geoff's level?

[@MOTHforLife]

"He was in maralago for a fundraiser" was jarring to hear

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

I wish an office cared about me enough to take bets on when I'm going to die.

[@jeremybuckets]

Hey, I hope you're not alive to read this. So.

[@JamScamly]

i saw this thumbnail in my feed and said Yayyyyyy like a dang little schoolgirl

[@phillies3454]

Finally a sketch!

[@crapatoa]

Great ep!

[@jasonzdoodle]

Thank god, they're back

[@devgonewild839]

During PTO I can do anything in the world I want...including the laborious, monotonous work that is watching Geoffrey Trichael James. 10/10 great ep

[@T1J]

bad reilly is going to kill geoff on june 3

[@Flappingcluck]

NOTHING excited me more than my favorite web series Riley and Geoffrey Arron James

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

NOTHING? How about impressing your parents? How about learning to ride a bike. Come on!

[@Flappingcluck]

@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv holy shit the king dork speaks and he has the worst hobby of all time ... biking

[@asmodeodh]

This is sooo PTO, i love it

[@Varnishes]

Riley hair is beautiful in this wow stunning

[@silverage9168]

Keep 'em coming!

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

I live for new HG sketches!

[@Nalhirrim]

Omg I thought you stopped making these!!

[@GypsyDishwasher]

How is Geoff given PTO when he's the world's 8th most famous 1099 employee?

[@CampinOnline]

I hope Geoff wins the death pool, he could really use a win.

[@NotHeresrsly]

1:07 purview instead of 'pur - view'? (Like, umbrella instead of 'um - brella')

[@meinthefuture789]

Geoff guess his death date as 2018 is fair, it’s more than fair factually

[@moosesurgeon]

They’re back!!

[@morganj1431]

two best friends honestly

[@donotworried]

I should take a PTO and go into work. 📝

[@T4ke2]

Ayyyy welcome back

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Oh yeah this show! I remember this show. It's good sometimes heh

[@ZASKboom]

Riley deciding Pile was a wanker FOR Geoff is more than fair. In fact, some would say it was EARNED

[@b3productions974]

The boi is back!

[@xerreonlikes]

whoa those are some thin ankles on Geoff

[@ushnishde]

Remind me to check back in on June 3rd

[@hiddenfox2663]

this is the goat GTD lineup - throw in a casey or marika, though. Can you?!?!

[@l.m.6727]

So good

[@Sabrina-tl9ws]

Reilly’s jacket is amazing. Geoff is an unpaid consultant of a man.

[@cruetusnex]

Everyone looks great, fashion sense is incredible

[@SeraphsWitness]

Is this sarcasm? They're all wearing like oversized janky ugly sweaters. Is that the style now? Geoff's weird brown sweater? Is it 1992?

[@cruetusnex]

@@SeraphsWitness Amir's shoes, socks, pants all look great. Reilly's hair, jacket, earrings look incredible. Geoff's hair and pants aren't too bad, I agree with the shirt though. But it's nicer to point out the positives.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@cruetusnex Ah. The tops are really what stand out to me. Looks pretty awful. I don't understand the return of the 90s baggy trend. I lived through it. The oversized thing is going to look absurd again in 5 years.

[@tonoornottono]

“he makes so little hourly that regardless of what he spends his time on we end up making money, if that makes sense.” amir… that’s just employment. that’s how capitalism works, that’s the inherent exploitation of the system.

[@brandonwilcox3307]

Agree with the sentiment that capitalism is bad but this isn't true. Most places can't just have people do literally anything and still make money. That's why we aren't all "employees" and most of us have actual roles and job functions.

[@tonoornottono]

@@brandonwilcox3307 yeah i mean i think you’re missing my point a little bit but i suppose i included the “regardless of what he spends his time on” thing so that’s my fault.

[@Azimii]

i love how bright amir is compared to those other two

[@TheLeoo117]

I fookin love you guys. Yall rule

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Don’t say fookin

[@TheLeoo117]

@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv shut up u diva nerd

[@captainautobots]

What a way to spend my PTO.

[@k4f]

I love how so many people guessed 2024 as the year he was going to die

[@MobiusCoin]

We're sooo back!!!

[@sam9974]

Reilly is so pretty 💕

[@shipwreck9146]

He's taking paid time on.

[@jurijkaj]

Hey Marika's Geoffrey's Death date is my birthday cooool I hope she wins the bet 😁

[@cyrr1213]

the long hair + mustache combo is really working

[@lufycz.]

Oh my god no way what a new one what there's a new one how

[@DoctorX17]

Kaiti is out, odds go up for everyone else...

[@tempestedits4454]

Imagine one of those death dates turns out to be right bro…

[@Monosaccaride]

Geoffrey character feels like an Amir character derivative. Am I the only one seeing this?

[@GregTurismo]

I took pto to watch this show

[@jodyvett23]

Paid Time Geoff?

[@kyleOWillFixIt]

Before I started working for myself I always came to work while taking PTO. My boss didn't mind, he just gave double pay for that pay period. Basically I was "selling my PTO back" to the company.

[@joshfink2524]

Yay

[@rebeccaucich1290]

god I want him so bad is there something wrong with me

[@zabba7461]

They want him to die on their birthdays!?

[@briangoates3245]

Of course Marika gives hims the longest life

[@jamesthesnake12]

I've missed these

[@Brett.A]

Where’s Marika?

[@JamScamly]

she's right behind you! 😱

[@Strummie]

How do I get in on the Geoffrey dead pool? I got 50 bucks on November 7th, 2028. Just glad I’m in agreement with everyone that there’s no way he lives more than 10 years from now.

[@edwardwilliamson1]

Pile was at January 6th

[@benlittleforest]

I love Andrew "Right Wing" Pile

[@Starborn23]

Geoff's hair is.

[@joetraw2110]

A Jake and Amir / Day9 crossover episode.

[@kaizersoze1950]

Weird aye, last place to see a day 9 reference lol

[@brucewayne2184]

Didn't this guy quit?

[@jamest4942]

Bai bai 👀

[@hiddenfox2663]

dude i'm like 5 months late....

[@gbird.]

Omg the sillies are back

[@rightaboveit011]

Well all the 2024 guesses are wrong

[@christianmccauley7340]

Geoff, I'm begging you to stop growing your hair out. Don't misunderstand me, it's beautiful, but I've befallen myself to an ancient Mesopotamian curse. So long as your locks grow out, mine get shorter! I'm at a mullet Geoff, a MULLET. Think about this carefully.

[@randosavich]

Reilly is cute

[@stevemyers3082]

Ripping off old Hardly Working episodes now?

[@GahMorninJulia]

I like her a lot.

[@aloecrush]

Listen much?

[@saberterminal871]

still cant tell if geoffrey transformed into a hipster as a bit or not. i know hes became a hipster a while ago, just cant tell if hes just THAT committed to the bit

[@chilldude2239]

#bestdayofmyyoungadultLIFE

[@NitroTheFlash]

holding out for sep 9th 2025

[@askariyaw]

FIRST

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

This one was shit. Someone had to say it.

[@picklezofdill]

Amir i love you (too much probably) but you are not the straight man

[@miabullafaloni1312]

Geoff can't win the bet if he's dead, so he's really just ruining the fun for everyone else. A nothing man with a grey soul. Not black, he's nowhere near that interesting. July 2nd, 2082

[@mouth4war880]

First pls give me a day off

[@anubislee36]

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