Jake and Amir: I.T. Guy

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[@DendyJungle]

I like to believe the IT guy wasn't even acting

[@stazz316]

+Tí mó tàihòu shū. im not keedin man you might be right

[@chrishamer7137]

i think you are keeding

[@danp9977]

We would later come to learn, that although he was acting in this sketch, this was their actual IT Guy at CH, not an actor.

[@emberswords]

@@danp9977 wait fr!?

[@kennethmelo6336]

I like the idea that an actual IT guy was fixing a computer and they just filmed an episode him

[@bolerie]

There is one problem Amir can solve in 3 seconds: no sunglasses

[@saffry]

Ooooooooo

[@mikemcglasson1286]

it's true

[@brucewayne2184]

NO ARM WARMER.

[@bumblethebee761]

A LACK OF 0 COMPRESSION PANTS

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

No keeding

[@Lightwaverable]

You know what that IT guy did after he fixed the computer, huh? He freakin' moved!

[@thegoldensubway4182]

+Grump Reference he ate shit so hard that he DIED

[@m93samman]

My friend Tracyn ganked the dentures off of his still breathing body

[@youtubecensors5419]

Amir's mom.

[@MrRendiz]

That means that he IS his dad!

[@eliotwinchell1715]

Amir is such a good actor

[@OutlawZv]

+Eliot Winchell Actually amazing to see how far he's come since the really early J&A eps

[@sassycassgames3158]

Are we sure he's acting?

[@AndrewPonti]

You're not keeding, he is!

[@munjee2]

Particularly on lonely and horny

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

When exactly is he acting? This is all just what happens in the office and it’s a hidden camera

[@upsidedownindu]

i dunno man, for some reason it's just extra hilarious how jake unintentionally reinforces the word "keedin" by using it as a real word. i love them both so much XD

[@andrewmaderer1989]

Their best jokes are the ones where they reinforce each other

[@chesh1re_cat]

You think Amir is an exaggerated character until you realize he is every guy you argue with online

[@rorybray7356]

This is so true holy shit hahaha

[@lukabell4607]

ive never argued with a child murderer online

[@Barbsbookclub]

@@lukabell4607 you don’t know that

[@lukabell4607]

@@Barbsbookclub good point

[@hen1018]

@@lukabell4607 ah you didn’t argue cause you agreed with the child murder?

[@micahhepler5207]

One of the top 100 quotes from J&A: if words piss you off this much you're have a seriously psychological problems.

[@alifa9675]

then amir is pissed off because a word

[@andrewtran694]

ok but he was keeding

[@jacksnyder6104]

Hey dude. Late response, but I’d love to see that list

[@trenth6121]

@@jacksnyder6104 fax

[@jacksnyder6104]

@@trenth6121 how do we push this cat to publish that?

[@FTWinnick]

I lose it when Amir pauses and says biking

[@smokejc]

+FTWinnick Reminds me of when Jake goes for some ice cream and Amir forgets and says he was stuck in a corn maze.

[@wesley2936]

+FTWinnick Yes

[@jakobthorseng6377]

+PietheBeast314 if I could delete others comments I would delete yours.

[@owenrolo9472]

+Jakob Thorseng just report it 😂

[@jakobthorseng6377]

haaha

[@averydrewniak8605]

Amirs minds eye was poisoned so badly his dad moved

[@amiebandorbami5916]

hahah good one 😂😂😂😂

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

"POISONING MY MIND'S EYE" is such a great line

[@johndough007]

He’s a wordsmith

[@Silverwind87]

fear is the mind killer

[@matthewberman6815]

7 years later and Jake & Amir is still the greatest web series to grace KZbin

[@nicolemarly6202]

what's the second greatest

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

@@nicolemarly6202 Pitch Meetings

[@TBakerXD]

​@@nicolemarly6202 Ace & Jocelyn

[@nutmaster652]

is this the most quotable J&A episode? almost every line of this is memorable lmao

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I find 'Dog' to be extremely memorable and quotable too.

[@switchmaster64]

yes

[@polreamonn]

You keeding?

[@akulahirpada1993]

"reddit" is probably their most quotable episode of all time, but this one is definitely up there

[@alvaroprieto2092]

i'm not keeding man

[@sirhawkjames]

One decade later and the acting at 2:00 still makes me laugh so hard

[@Peydonary]

Liiiitterally lol

[@williamx77official]

I think this might be the single funniest moment of j&a

[@iblame_nargles]

2:27 to 2:36 One of my favourite Jake and Amir moments ever.

[@spooky-nr4pl]

IBlameNargles i was keedin

[@yanivrubin4166]

@@spooky-nr4pl you weren't keedin you said "I'm not keedin"

[@ohaayitsash]

I'm not keeding..

[@bread8936]

Aishah good luck at med school

[@ohaayitsash]

Bread how did u know

[@dannyarcher438]

@@ohaayitsash i bet because all of your medical playlists...

[@ohaayitsash]

Danny Archer lmao that’s true

[@alvaroprieto2092]

I was keeding...

[@spencergraham-thille9896]

"MIGHT BE... and you're mad at me like they are..." Lmao this is me every time I do something wrong.

[@Isaacandjed]

if that's true you have a serious psychological problems

[@TheEzzyMaster]

1) Jake looks good w longer hair 2) that IT guy was a boss!!!!

[@GoOnLaurie]

0 to 100 real quick...

[@JollyGreenGordon]

he was keeding.

[@tastyvideosnack5341]

Low blow, you... FUCKING ASSHOLE

[@K1RTB]

Don’t blame the apple jacks

[@surelock3221]

*RAPING MY MOTHER!*

[@CameronBaba]

Jake is always mic'd so nicely

[@motherpunker4]

what a beautiful minuscule observation. I'm sure the sound guy would be proud

[@EvolveGaming98]

2:00 best acting ever

[@jackjohn7862]

I'm ashamed that I laughed at the 'your mom' joke. It was so unexpected...

[@havingteawiththedevil]

"RAPING MY MOTHER?!" I died xD

[@wolfgangouille]

I love how he quickly changes tone as he says "raping my mother". He is have such gravitas. Not kiddin.

[@Earthlybeing396]

It’s even funnier when you realize it’s a shared office space lmao

[@ALECTORMANCY]

Fun fact: the guy who is acting as the I.T guy in this video is the actual I.T guy for college humor. He’s not actually an actor. He did such a great job that people think he is an actors. So hands up for the I.T guy!

[@quixoticfiend9274]

"Don't blame the Apple Jacks like they did anything." "I'm not blaming them, I'm blaming you." Absolutely love how they treat a cereal like a person.

[@KuraiHikaOokami]

This is literally my fav Jake & Amir video!

[@lukasvanes6706]

"I know what you like to do." "Your mom." Lol!!!

[@EffectedEarth]

I'm not keeding man

[@therustybard9004]

“You and your applejacks” 😂 still funny 8 years later

[@brod2man]

Wow, the intensity of this one had me cracking up so much. There was a full character arc.

[@Search4truth488]

The way Amir says 'Yeah' at 0:45

[@jflanagan9696]

I.T. Guy chickened out and frickin moved!

[@juliadarcy1502]

That that that poison

[@mikesworld6064]

What makes this episode special for me is that i think this is the angriest we ever hear Amir in the series as soon as the IT guy makes the Mom joke. It honestly took me aback the first time i saw this, it sounds surprisingly genuine XD

[@rouge939]

Amir is a great actor

[@izzyGO52]

Jake looks particularly handsome in this episode. :)

[@ashharijaywardena]

+izzyGO52 He doessss!

[@pennydesouza]

+izzyGO52 You think? I thought he looked especially homeless

[@popcornfilms1]

Was it his new shirt?? ;)

[@izzyGO52]

wow it's so weird to be going through all the eps and come across my own comment :O

[@rorybray7356]

@@izzyGO52 hahahaha yeah I know that feeling

[@user84074]

2:01 He loses his cool so quick. Such good acting 🤣

[@QuadroNVS]

"I cant process this right, I cant deal with right now" Amir is emotionally hilarious.

[@NikSwiftDigs]

And this is exactly how Amir's father treats him... poetic...

[@pitlempens1741]

The times everyone is giving Amir the silent treatment he doesn't pick on the fact they're giving him the silent treatment

[@TimmyMcGowan]

very similar to when he is in the middle of a public shaming of him

[@christianmccauley7340]

Omg! The IT guy is Shiya the frikin beef

[@JonnyGrahamBeggs]

Shia the bean is Mike Fink, not this guy.

[@christianmccauley7340]

JGBGamingNI yeah Ik they just look very similar.

[@TheJaredtheJaredlong]

Jake and Amir are really pretty impressive actors. Their portrayal of drama is so real, that while watching these skits I sometimes begin to believe they're legitimately angry with each other.

[@Jett1250]

If he reacts like that to just "your mum", imagine what'd he be like in a CoD lobby.

[@jacobpeddicord9147]

I would love to find out.

[@bigsaft8100]

As soon as Amir called king dork his dad, he freakin' moved!

[@Wertical93]

As an IT guy, I can confirm, that this happens ALL THE TIME.

[@teresapagani4181]

"with that that that that poison to my ears" i love when he stutters!

[@lucozade8373]

This fools gonna take three hours?... To fix it?..

[@StefanSaba]

Somehow that line about Craisins seems like the most normal thing Amir could say lol

[@lesssugarcandy6011]

best it GUY ever

[@manalivealiveo]

I forgot all about these! Here I go again!!

[@Keeriganify]

Is that Shia LaBeef?

[@BookishEmperor]

Shia Lafreakin' bean, get it right or pay the price.

[@slycooper459]

Nope

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

its shia the frickin' beef

[@tinashagray1153]

I love this one

[@rtv8017]

Keep clicking 2:10

[@Binge-Minge]

Or keep pushing 4 hahaha

[@ChaelSonnen000]

RTV best part of the vid

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

This needs a stoney remix

[@ZiomekPatrykC]

That, that, that, that POISON

[@felicityirwin3275]

Jake is just like angry all the time. Well I guess I don't blame him but yeah.. Haha

[@colinr4349]

I gotta see the outtakes to him yelling that haha

[@edwardnorton2659]

I'm pretty into craisins

[@tommyfitzgerald5912]

Edward Norton this was my favorite joke

[@destroyer5140]

"Dad come back im ready to love again" "Fuck you" LOL

[@betterw.petter3034]

The description should've been: "I have 99 computer problems, and this batch is one" - would've made for a clever(er) joke

[@meepzer]

...how?

[@betterw.petter3034]

meepzer It's a play on words. Batch the script filetype, replaces bitch the derogatory term, used in a I.T-related context.

[@KevinDuranA]

Better w. Petter Wow. Bad pun. Bad you.

[@betterw.petter3034]

I guess some people just don't get comedy. Some people in this context implies you.

[@meepzer]

Better w. Petter He was making a Jake and Amir reference.

[@JaydonTobler]

This is one of the best episodes I swear

[@lMuffinSrUsl]

Press 2 and 4 one at a time repeatedly to get amir to partayy

[@urarke]

I'm having too much fun with this than I should be

[@lMuffinSrUsl]

*amir* put yo hands up!

[@Minignim]

this is the best one hahaha so many iconic lines

[@4HeartsChelsea]

Wow... Jake looks really handsome in this video ♥_♥ He should just keep that hairstyle.

[@emiliyo2010]

nice. im deaf. You are of great hell to me of writing the script. KZbin needs more people like you.

[@thegangsternextdoor]

This got really good from 1:50 lmfao

[@starsky51]

I think this is my favourite sketch of theirs. I love it when he flips.

[@Captain_Beemo_]

Crazy Theory: IT Guy is actually Amir's father!

[@sadiegray3032]

No you would be able to tell by the legs. King dork’s are too thick

[@docRock17]

"I was keedin" HAHA I'm dying ^o^

[@TheThirdPew]

first

[@TheThirdPew]

im not keedin man

[@kade_silver]

man you've been in j&a comments forever, good to see you're still around

[@kade_silver]

and im not keedin

[@rammice]

Lol this is one of my favorite CH videos since I'm going to school for IT.

[@bronyboi9089]

Applejack is best pony

[@mattsen4297]

2:01 I just die laughing everytime omg

[@MrGreen1692]

Hahahaha

[@mwinnful]

This is one of my favourites.

[@21212nicky]

2:09

[@reka10]

heh IT guys are always so cool and well rounded when it comes to conversing with others.

[@Daniel-bw3zv]

that I T guy has a really long nose

[@oopsDUDE100]

this might be my favorite jake and amir

[@huascarcajias]

i love when amir says "poison"

[@chunk5465]

this might be the best one

[@raykupal]

this is so much like our I.T. guy from work!!!

[@twigface989]

This is a good one. Good acting.

[@jackboneart]

Amir could watch this video in 3 seconds, and I'm gonna take 3 minutes?

[@iTrollYourClanTV]

0:02 the little entrance where Amir "Yah" in Jake's ear lol. It's so low but he still holds his ears xd

[@alextemplemusic]

Not really a hobby, but I've been pretty into craisins recently. You know, cranberry raisins? In a hat, with a side of sauce?

[@napoy17]

RIGHT?!?! freakin' LOVE Troopers!!! :)

[@BEASTatPIANO]

Same here xD its just so funny seeing Amir yell like that.

[@brennab2697]

Not really a hobby but I’ve been really into craisins recently. You know, cranberry raisins.

[@Lunatic787]

The best Jake and Amir so far.

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

I think this is the best Jake and Amir episode.

[@Hirsch13]

You know what the IT Guy did after this? He freakin' MOVED!

[@Avatarodin]

This episode gains so much by not having the censor bleep

[@Gabeghouls]

“I could fix this problem in three seconds and this fool is gonna take three hours”

[@PinkManGuy]

Push 5 and 3. "You have Apple Jacks!"

[@bucket6160]

Lol this is one of the best J&A episodes i've ever seen.

[@mwinnful]

this is definitely one of my favourite Jake and Amir's!

[@JhabaSoft]

best episode

[@roughryder5]

One of my favorite clips

[@jamesonhubbard4467]

"I like swimming." ...all the feels

[@biigsmokee]

MIGHT be. MIGHT be. And you're pissed at him like he is!