Star Wars YTP: Count Douchebag Conquers the Galaxy

[@yannvalera1495]

Let's be honest, seeing Dooku killing the entire saga while saying punchlines is all we've ever wanted

[@danielle5160]

Dooku acting like an Arnold Schwarzenegger character

[@AbigailHonestly]

I gave you your 101st Likemation. You now have... 101 Likemations.

[@AbigailHonestly]

Yes, though I have to admit I always wanted to see Obi Wan fuck Anakin.

[@stevesardi4826]

Me too

[@Decade_1703]

Finishing touch with against himself(Sauraman)

[@johndavidbuell]

This is a masterpiece. The orcs against the droids, and then Saruman against Dooku... it’s beautiful.

[@TigerBonez]

YESSIR!!!

[@kamuiwarp1784]

To qoute Director Krennic " Oh It's Beautiful "

[@changgyulee3561]

Yeah. Dooku against Saruman, Poggle against Ugluk, Isengard against Stalgasin, Rohan against the Jedi, the Geonosians against the Uruk Hai.

[@devinthierault]

And all the while carrying me on your back.

[@pertythelordofiron8617]

Thoose are uruks not orks

[@animatedink2529]

> Any Star Wars character exists Dooku: "So, you have chosen death."

[@seekingabsolution1907]

See also "Even you"

[@apocalypse5228]

Do you have an appointment?

[@TigerBonez]

Count Dooku is such a savage for being like that in this YTP! No cap! 😂

[@yuomovaeh3028]

Iv been looking forward to this

[@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil]

Ahsoka series Leak!!!!!!m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqKommNtasmXoNk

[@jimguppy7204]

I love how he keeps just materialising out of nowhere "I've been looking forward to this"

[@random_person266]

A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@juanmanuelvalenzuelaprieto1376]

Hi

[@TheMare1989]

He is the senate

[@juanmanuelvalenzuelaprieto1376]

@@TheMare1989 not yet

[@kellyweingart3692]

It’s treason then

[@deputyodeath.6316]

I’ve been looking forward to this.

[@SockyNoob]

This is amazing. Dooku absolutely trolling the entire galaxy and murdering it.

[@iforgot87872]

He’s been looking forward to this his whole life lol

[@overlordmgcover2262]

So after watching the entire thing I just have to say that this was god tier YTP! It was really really entertaining and at the end fight with Saruman VS Dooku that was just pure beauty! It actually entertained me 10.000 more than the Rise of Skywalker. TO WAR!!!

[@iforgot87872]

Haha thanks glad you enjoyed! That fight was very hard haha. Theoden part 5 WILL happen by the way. The nice thing about COvid is it gives us all an excuse to indulge things like this, so I'll be putting that up hopefully spring/ summer, but these things often take longer than I expect.

[@overlordmgcover2262]

@@iforgot87872 Well quality takes time, unlike garbage... like Disney Star Wars! (The only entertaining one for me was Rouge One)

[@overlordmgcover2262]

@Rad Roach I missed some words.

[@RiteKnight]

@@iforgot87872 Another Theoden one, yes yes yes! Oh Yes!

[@claudiabarata6168]

@@iforgot87872 Your video is level Avengers : meme game ( the final battle , with godzilla , windu vs thanos ... )

[@mitchyoung4173]

21:00 NGL Count Dooku dueling Saruman on top of Orthanc while the Jedi Temple March plays goes so hard

[@joshlance7821]

This is the ultimate Christopher Lee tribute

[@MegatronusPrimeX10]

Deaths: 0:00-0:02 Qui-Gon #1: killed by Ewok 0:07-0:19 Qui-Gon #2: eaten by Tyrannosaurus rex 1:00-1:13 Darth Maul #1: killed by Dooku 1:14-1:22 Qui-Gon #3: killed by Dooku 1:30-1:35 Ki Adi Mundi #1: killed by Anakin (while asking about the droid attack on the wookies) 1:38-1:42 Jar Jar: tossed by Dooku into Sarlacc Pit 1:43-1:47 Naboo: Anakin presses the wrong button and the planet explodes 3:09-3:15 Obi-Wan #1: killed by Acklay 3:29-3:31 Ewok: killed by Padme 3:31-3:40 Windu #1: cuts off his own hand and falls to his death (Finn: They Fly Now!?) 4:06-4:13 Ki Adi Mundi #2: killed by Jango Fett (for asking about the droid attack on the wookiees) 4:14-4:28 Windu #2: electrified by Dooku and also falls to his death again (Poe: They Fly Now) 4:40-4:51 Ki Adi Mundi #3: killed by battle droids, Chewbacca, Baze, and Padme (everyone gets tired of him asking about the droid attack on the wookiees and also farting) 5:00-5:02 Anakin #1: gets electrified and burned by Dooku 5:23-5:27 Palpatine #1: Dooku's lightning bounces across space and time and kills Palpatine in Episode IX 5:25-5:35 Yoda: killed by Dooku 5:35-5:47 Padme: tries to chase after Dooku but falls off the LAAT and gets eaten by the Sarlacc 6:13-6:16 Dooku #1: killed by Anakin 6:26-6:27 Kit Fisto: killed by Palpatine 6:28-6:38 Palpatine #2: falls to his death sooner than expected 6:39-6:42 Jyn Erso: Palpatine's explosion is so powerful it breaks time and space and blowns Jyn and she falls to her death 6:47-7:30 Palpatine #3: Somehow Palpatine and Dooku return. Dooku finally makes good on his word from Ep2. Palpatine falls to his death again. However, by killing Palpatine too early he breaks time and now the Star Wars Holiday Special is canon. 7:40-7:48 Madril (from Lord of the Rings): Somehow ends up in the Star Wars universe and a crashing LAAT falls on him after being hit by Gungans 7:49-7:57 Windu #3: killed by Clonetrooper pilot 7:59-8:08 Anakin #2 (?): B1 droids surround Anakin and Obi-Wan in elevator. Instead of fighting the droids, Anakin and Obi-Wan fight eachother much to the droids' confusion. Obi-Wan cuts off Anakin's limbs off and Anakin gets burned. 8:26-8:35 Obi-Wan #2: After Obi-Wan takes a shit, Dooku appears out of nowhere and tosses Obi-Wan across time and space, Obi-Wan falls off on Utapau, he survives the fall by landing on water only to get eaten by a giant Mosasaur 8:36-8:59 Ki Adi Mundi #4, Plo Koon, Aayla Secura, and Ahsoka: All get electrified to death by Dooku 9:00-9:17 Jango Fett: Tries to hunt Dooku but gets is decapitated by Dooku. Jango's decapitated corpse somehow masturbates, much to Dooku's confusion and disgust 9:17-9:19 Nute Gunray: killed by Dooku 9:20-9:33 General Grievous: killed by Dooku 9:33-9:40 Asajj Ventress: killed by Dooku 10:01-10:09 Darth Maul #2: Somehow Maul returns only to get killed by Dooku 10:10-10:16 Qi'ra/Daenerys: electrified by Dooku (Dooku is so powerful he can kill you through a hologram) 10:17-10:42 Rogue One crew: killed after failing to convice guy that their ship was named Rogue One 10:48-10:52 Trilla Suduri (Second Sister): Dooku appears out of nowhere and kills her 10:53-10:57 Cal Kestis: killed by Dooku 10:58-11:49 Rebels trying to steal the Death Star plans: slaughtered by Dooku. Dooku steals the Death Star plans. The rebels end up blowing up their own ship. 11:51-11:59 Star Destroyer and Vader #1: The Star Destroyer flies too close to the Death Star and crashes, much to Vader's confusion who is killed in the explosion 11:59-12:15 Sy Snootles: blown up by the Death Star 12:19-12:27 Death Star and every imperial in it: blown up by Dooku (Vader was right, the Death Star really was insignificant compared to the power of the Force) 12:31-12:32 Imperial: killed by Luke 12:33-12:35 Luke #1: falls from AT-AT kills him 12:37-12:41 AT-AT: Dooku blows up AT-AT and cuts off a Wampa's arm 13:05-14:17 Dooku vs Luke and Vader: Luke falls into Sarlacc Pit but manages to escape. Vader is killed off by Dooku (14:05-14:14 Darth Vader #2) 14:26-14:29 Iden Versio: killed by Dooku with the Force 14:30-14:39 R2-D2 #1: Dooku understands R2's beeps and hears him shit talking and tosses him across time and space into a Star Destroyer, which crashes with another Star Destroyer 14:49-14:53 Boromir: killed by Ewoks 15:04-15:12 Jabba the Hutt, the Rancor, Malakili, and Jabba's sail barge: Dooku kills Jabba (who was being blow by Luke), kills the Rancor, kills poor Malakili while he was grieving, and blows up Jabba's sail barge 15:13-15:49 Dooku vs Luke: Dooku somehow loses his head from his fall but quickly recovers (15:28-15:31). Luke is killed by Dooku's lighning (15:38-15:49) 15:56-15:58 Din Djarin: gets shot by Lando and a trashcan kills him 15:59-16:02 Executor: Dooku uses the Force to make the Executor crash on the second Death Star 16:07-16:13 Lando, Nien Nunb, the Millenium Falcon, and the second Death Star: Lando goes inside the second Death Star but Dooku blows up the Death Star alongside Lando, Nien Nunb, and the Falcon 16:21-16:27 Snoke: killed by Dooku 16:30-16:43 Leia (and also Ackbar): Dooku blows up the cockpit where Leia is and she is sucked to space. She somehow survives and tries to use the Force to get back to the ship but Dooku thinks this was the stupidest part of The Last Jedi and uses the Force to get Leia back to space and she dies. 16:43-16:45 Han Solo: killed by Dooku 16:46-16:59 Palpatine #3: Somehow Palpatine returned. Dooku kills Palpatine with lightning. 17:00-17:24 Rey, Finn, Poe, BB-8, and C-3PO: blown up by Dooku 17:27-17:31 Hux: killed by Dooku 17:32-17:33 Pryde: blown up by Dooku 17:34-17:41 Rosh Penin: killed by Dooku 17:42-17:57 Kylo Ren: killed by Dooku 17:58-18:05 "Kylo Ren is a punk bitch" guy, Phasma, and R2-D2 #2: killed by Dooku 18:06-18:11 Chewbacca: killed by Dooku 18:12-18:19 Boba Fett: thrown by Dooku to the Sarlacc Pit 21:53-22:06 Saruman: after an epic battle (18:19-21:58), Dooku defeats and kills Saruman, however Grima cuts off Dooku's hands 22:07-22:18 Dooku #2: killed by Grogu

[@Darth_Autisticus]

Yo you put a lot of effort into this comment.

[@Jobeet_]

wow

[@ArctrooperHavoc]

You are the type of guy to remember every single CT number in existence off the top of your mind

[@sebastianmartin4704]

I'm no editor, but the amount and level of editing in this video is really impressive. Well fucking done.

[@captaindc3889]

Honestly Count Dooku did the galaxy a favor

[@iforgot87872]

Haha do you hate Star Wars then I take it?

[@iforgot87872]

Hey BTW I literally accidentally removed your "It just simplified things" comment, there is no way to undo it 😔. Just letting you know it was an accident haha. I'm a klutz, gonna take an internet break today haha.

[@captaindc3889]

@@iforgot87872 it’s ok stuff happens

[@justafan9399]

I love Star Wars and I agree that Dooku was doing everyone a genuine service.

[@gabrieldjatienza6971]

Thank you, Dooku for wiping out Mary Sue Rey.

[@Michael_Prater]

4:52 “it’s dooku” “f*** him” 😂😂😂

[@caldera11]

I love how you cut in random shit that somehow fits into the scene perfectly

[@projectneovice]

This YTP is worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order.

[@EmperorNapoleon1815]

It has now been confirmed that Christopher Lee is so powerful, the only man who can hope to match him is Christopher Lee himself.

[@KieranColl-i1w]

That Dooku v Saruman duel was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life

[@JClayton1994]

The fight between Saruman and Count Dooku was amazing! Great editing, i4got87872!

[@iforgot87872]

Thanks man! I saw you have a new upload too gonna check it out sometime over the next few days! Psyched.

[@lanceslyd4865]

I know

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Rip Robbie and Lee

[@theauditor5275]

I didn’t think a poop could be this epic and hilarious at the same time

[@Nicole_Auriel]

Two days late, but still my favorite christmas present.

[@iforgot87872]

Auriel twice the days late, double the enjoyment.

[@TheMadHatter248]

This is the proper way to use the sequel trilogy. Now the only thing I need is Anakin requesting that he leads the campaign to take the ring into Mordor.

[@loganglass5501]

I'd pay money to see that

[@madcircle7311]

To fight the mad king Theoden no doubt

[@anthonychurch1567]

and darth Frodo!

[@robindiehl153]

Dooku vs Saruman "I've been looking forward to this"

[@YodaPotter117]

He's too powerful to be kept alive

[@Darth_Autisticus]

This was one of if not the best YTP I have ever seen.

[@kornrok1]

This is fantastic editing. 05:06 is the best bit.

[@hxcbmxallday]

This is pure art! Dooku killing Palpatine and Maul, 2 times each, and fighting Vader and Luke at once, all amazing, but Dooku vs Saruman is the greatest!

[@iforgot87872]

He looked forward to it for a long time I assure you!

[@dunkelgelb7744]

14:29 - I really started to lose it when Count Dooku/Douchebag/Doodoo/Dookie/Doofus/Do-Poo killed Iden Versio, then sent R2 flying into the bridge of the Executor, lmaoooooo

[@LukeS17_BD-1]

More than a ytp, this is a deep story. It has more sense than the disney trilogy

[@davidkurtz8517]

Twice the Christopher Lee, double the badassness! The fight between The Droids and Uruk Hai had me laughing all the way through, and the Saruman/Dooku showdown was awe inspiring. Also 8:54 HALLELUJAH!!!!🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏 As the man himself would say: "I've been looking forward to this."

[@iforgot87872]

Glad you liked the battle :) Ha not an Ahsoka fan I take it?

[@davidkurtz8517]

@@iforgot87872 Absolutely loved the video. And yeah, tough my comment was a little hyperbolic, I can't say I'm a fan of her's. Controversial opinion as I understand it, sure to ruffle some feathers.

[@chewy99.]

I love how Dooku is so powerful he can effortlessly blow up both of the Death Stars just be raising his hand and can send lighting across all time and space, even through holograms. Also he can just make people die and decapitate with the force, which is no big deal for him.

[@CineRanter]

I've been looking forward to this...

[@TheShadow14150]

1:17 was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Raeqwon17]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the fight between luke a d count dooku is at 13:35

[@tyr5351]

It would've been funnier if saruman said "This ex jedi crept from the shadows will never be crowned SENATE"

[@OrangeUtan1]

I see ki adi mundi has become the new madril

[@iforgot87872]

😏🤣 It's true I was just thinking that when I watched it before uploading.

[@wssssw9093]

8:20 it's nice and convenient that Obi-Wan remembers to close "the toilet" door with using force. 😅.

[@peterroberts4415]

"Doo-doo, or do not" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@TheVagabondGadite]

15:19 Dooku: "Oh, it is ON." 15:41 Hit him wit dat BOI 🫱 ⚡ lightning so many times, it gave Luke a Sequel Death!! 🤣

[@fiends8908]

7:45 It doesn't matter what universe that guy is in, he just can't seem to catch a break.

[@Orangerayzach]

Lol

[@gandalfthewhite.5245]

It’s a canon event

[@cristivyc2103]

11:14 this part got me crying🤣

[@andmikkelsen898]

*Dooku materializes out of thin air to roast his opponents* "I've been looking forward to this"

[@u.v.s.5583]

- Double the pride... - WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?

[@ViewTube_Dan]

I come bye again and again because this is so criminally underwatched for all the effort.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Ki-Adi has the strongest guts. Taking so many shots. Admirable!

[@KingPlagueis]

6:26 got me dying 😂😂

[@CrusherCallen]

"I've been looking forward to this" : The BEST YTP I've ever had the honor of watching!

[@teamdoghouse82880]

This is the greatest thing I have watched in ages. Hands down.

[@pliskenx51mm83]

Dooku using force lightning through a hologram is something not even Sidious could do!

[@enricolunelli9039]

This is brilliant

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

The editing on this is actually really good.

[@blazer1772]

Hands down the funniest YTP ive seen mate. Absolute masterpiece.

[@rbreachgamer54]

"I've brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new pear.' -Anakin Skywalker

[@Tearcarlog]

This is genuinely my favorite ytp ever

[@rbreachgamer54]

bro this editing is actually amazing, fantastic job man

[@peterroberts4415]

12:20: how to destroy the Death Star in one easy step...

[@ChaseMC215]

Oh no, it's Count Jurassic Park and Count Douchbag. Also, it's just a series of unfortunant events

[@darthportus]

Dooku vs Saruman was epic XD

[@iforgot87872]

I’m high rewatching this and it just hit me how weird Dooku just chilling at the resistance base is 🤣

[@deputyodeath.6316]

It was a cool place, They had donuts.

[@mitchyoung4173]

Shows his true allegiance

[@sumerian88]

Dude I've never laughed this much at a KZbin Poop. The random crap happening everywhere and Dooku just kicking ass through time and space was awesome.

[@yamibrian3099]

Better than the sequel trilogy.

[@HervisDaubeny69]

That fucking boss battle at the end, I love you so much!!

[@squidbobtanglepants1921]

Best YTP I´ve seen across the whole Star Wars platform, even Harry Potter, Spiderman, etc. Most of the fight scenes here were better than all the Star Wars sequels... And more entertaining than all of ´em. *clears throat* Anyhow, god-like editing requiring a galaxy brain and unparalleled humor. Dude, your creativity in mixing and mashing different movies is... impressive. I know this video is still really early, but it´ll blow up soon. Keep it up with the poops, they´re rad, man

[@krushingproductions4725]

Can i just say the editing on this is fantastic? Really fukkin well done

[@eighty2018]

I swear this contained clips from every single movie, phenomenal 😂

[@jacksonwiegel5704]

2:25 got me every time lol

[@Choppalove]

Another masterpiece, another instant classic and another chance to have Lotr vs star wars. Your YTPS are the absolute GOAT, I'll have to rewatch your Theoden Chronicles again and await the conclusion 🙏

[@FieldMarshalTalionOswaldC]

Dooku vs Theoden.

[@abbyg3404]

Grogu: *casually rips Dooku’s head off with the force*

[@darthmalgus4959]

10:52 Dooku's face and the pitch shift from the choir got me looooool

[@Count-Dooku]

I just want to tell you.. if you never make any video ever again this alone it’s okay. This video alone warrants a subscription and an award of some kind this is just ridiculously good. And as a fan of Dooku this is such a service for me. Good fucking job!!

[@deathsinger1192]

absolute god tier, insanely ambitious, perfectly executed!

[@tikitong7285]

Dooku to OP not even Saruman could beat him.

[@seekingabsolution1907]

This is almost how I imagined the AU where Dooku doesn't fall to the dark side and saves the galaxy from the Sith himself. 7:14 I love this line especially it's like if Dooku had never left the jedi order and had come to confront Palpatine before the clone wars even started.

[@dakota8450]

Omg that fight at the end was amazing! Never stop man

[@bas4443]

Qui gon’s excessive consumption of mushrooms

[@HeroesNights]

The Saruman vs Dooku fight at the end looked better than most episodes of Death Battle

[@ultroma]

This is the best ytp EVER. Omg the ending of Saruman vs Dooku. Took my breath away. I was stunned.

[@changgyulee3561]

0:08 It would have been awesome if they added this in the actual movie.

[@sumerian88]

This KZbinPoop is masterpiece level. Rarely have I ever laughed so much at a KZbinPoop. Perfect levels of randomness, humor, editing and kickass. I was almost dying of laughter during the Dooku vs Saruman battle; fucking unreal. Never stop making KZbinPoops my friend.

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

11:59 is a beauty

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

2:19

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

We will destroy the Sith! Yeaahhhhhhhhhhh

[@Claego]

This is a pretty unique YTP. It's less silly faces and warped images and audio. It's more like edited memes to make a new storyline, which is harder to do.

[@Claego]

What I didn't expect was Dooku and The Separatists vs Saruman and the Orcs. That was legitimately excellent. Who said YTPs aren't art??

[@crunkers_]

This is what good YTPs were always like. A lot of other poopers are just lazy and just make distorted audio with no real punchline or joke. There's always been some good ones though, not sure the channel names but anything king of the hill or those mass effect ones are pretty good.

[@tacoblude8208]

This belongs in a museum

[@janonshitposts5336]

A Masterpiece to be sure, and a welcome one!

[@junkfish2007]

Came into my recommendation. Wasn’t sure exactly what to expect. Glad I watched it. Mad effort you manic!

[@iforgot87872]

Haha welcome! The end was very hard NGL.

[@newhandlesaredumb]

2:23 is my favorite part of this whole YTP 😂

[@BlueBlockStudios]

Ki adi mundi: why am I here, just to suffer?

[@SuperUnknownPerson]

I like how obiwan getting eaten is just another nuisance to him 8:34

[@binkz5889]

I’ve been looking forward to this

[@iforgot87872]

And she was a good friend.

[@jonwacken4312]

Definitely one of the best YTP I've ever seen. The Edit council hereby grants you the rank of master

[@largethanks6376]

Anakin's southern drawl "my new pear" is a work of art

[@iforgot87872]

I’ve been waiting for someone to comment on Anakin and his new pear forever, thank you 😂

[@thomashaeyen6942]

Grima wormtongue: prepare for trouble!! Baby yoda: and make it double

[@ViewTube_Dan]

This video is criminally underviewed. The quality, the idea, the length, the details... this deserves a billion more views.

[@iforgot87872]

Well at least the KZbin Emperor of Mankind has found it! Haha. Thanks :)

[@nishanfernando9314]

I'm dying of laughter! I'm so glad I found this channel!

[@khaosinkorporated9493]

Basically: every Star Wars character dies repeatedly and count dooku takes over the universe and fights saruman

[@matthewsalviani9163]

Wow. This is the best Star Wars Ytp I have ever seen. What a masterpiece.

[@Arkl1te]

You forget about Count Dooku, now every single character that you love in the SW universe gets some shit from him. :)

[@deputyodeath.6316]

Nobody can truly forget me.

[@Ministry_and_mission]

Out of all the YTPs, out of all the shitpost’s, out of all the MEMES, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

[@crunkers_]

Sometimes there are truly masterful YTPs that understand comedic storytelling and editing. This was hilarious.

[@Buck_1337]

I always wanted to see count doodle vs sauromon. This video was phenomenal. Keep up the splendid work

[@ImmaLittlePip]

This ytp is worthy of the Jedi archives

[@iforgot87872]

I’d hope the archives would perhaps be incomplete without it

[@obiboinekibo]

This must be one of the best YTPs that I have ever seen

[@OBAMNASODA761]

Holy shit I can’t even imagine the amount of editing this took with the battle of Saruman and Count Dooku

[@RobPaulson88]

Dude this is THE funniest Star Wars YTP I have ever seen like serious bravo