IKEA FURNITURE ASSEMBLY NIGHTMARE | Kallax w/ Bob and Wade

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Markiplier

Markiplier

6 ай бұрын

Bob, Wade, and I attempt to assemble some Ikea style furniture...
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@twig2730
@twig2730 6 ай бұрын
"Leg side is receiving on the flowers" "checkerboard pattern is on the distal edges" I love getting a glimpse inside how Mark's mind works
@asterix...
@asterix... 6 ай бұрын
It's correct, it's an engineering term
@NikkiDoesStufff
@NikkiDoesStufff 6 ай бұрын
Honestly his instructions made the most sense to me. Clear and concise. Don’t know why they had a problem
@asterix...
@asterix... 6 ай бұрын
@@NikkiDoesStufff Only will make sense to some lol
@catonmahkeybord5967
@catonmahkeybord5967 6 ай бұрын
hes becoming one with the flowers
@connorlong7143
@connorlong7143 6 ай бұрын
"LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS" is living in my head rent free now
@DafaIdham
@DafaIdham 6 ай бұрын
"Legs side are receiving on the flower" is my new favorite Markiplier Catchphrase
@scoot-scoot51341
@scoot-scoot51341 6 ай бұрын
Almost choked on my drink laughing 😂
@lwolf1077
@lwolf1077 6 ай бұрын
I’m not joking when I got to that part I actually started crying because of how much I was laughing
@thevenator3955
@thevenator3955 6 ай бұрын
I also submit “checkerboard pattern on the distal edges!”, whatever the hell that means lol
@presentlycrescent
@presentlycrescent 6 ай бұрын
@@lwolf1077same here I was crying
@Xaphanify
@Xaphanify 6 ай бұрын
@@thevenator3955 What do you mean, what does it mean? Literally why I didn't laugh at that in the video, because that just makes sense. At the very least more sense than Wade with "up/down" when, just like Mark says, he fails to consider things in 3D. Or at all, considering they just laugh instead of using more clear terms.
@SoftestPuffss
@SoftestPuffss 6 ай бұрын
Mark's inability to say simple words like up, down, inside, and outside truly makes him a certified IKEA furniture builder.
@CeruleanJadeMine
@CeruleanJadeMine 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@elianabeebe7494
@elianabeebe7494 4 ай бұрын
Counterpoint: IKEA instructions have no language whatsoever and therefore, are marginally more understandable to a wider audience than mark
@RoseWhitmore
@RoseWhitmore 3 ай бұрын
@@elianabeebe7494 fact, but counterpoint: Ikea instructions dont make me end up wheezing with laughter, mark does. i present to you as evidence: this video
@THEFATGHECKO
@THEFATGHECKO 3 ай бұрын
Markiplier is an engineer after all
@CriticalPotato
@CriticalPotato 6 ай бұрын
Mark's next horror movie will have him play Jigsaw from the "Saw" franchise, while he instructs people to build IKEA furniture within a time limit. Truly the most horrifying situation imaginable lmao.
@ProtoV33MK1
@ProtoV33MK1 6 ай бұрын
As long as the time limits are reasonable, it's really not that hard if you just slow down and pay attention to the instructions. I actually like building IKEA stuff. First thing from them I built was a 6-drawer dresser and it took like 2 hours
@juliakrasinski
@juliakrasinski 6 ай бұрын
Oh my god I would love to see how that would play out 🤣💀
@user-lf5gn5fz1z
@user-lf5gn5fz1z 5 ай бұрын
​@@ProtoV33MK1they mean that the only instructions you get is how mark describes it to you so he could be like "The jigsaw pattern is in a contralateral formation from the separation of the saggital plane of the nightstand"
@problematicgoose
@problematicgoose 5 ай бұрын
Jigsaw or Billy?
@izzyt1626
@izzyt1626 4 ай бұрын
As an autistic this WILL be my hell. And having to eat everything with...the big spoon. Ifykyk
@PlayerOne.StartGame
@PlayerOne.StartGame 6 ай бұрын
I love how Mark, in response to hearing his explanations were unclear, pulls out the SAT words
@Haydenwern4113
@Haydenwern4113 6 ай бұрын
putin that engineering degree to good use
@SamCornick
@SamCornick 6 ай бұрын
@@Haydenwern4113 What engineering degree 😛
@Haydenwern4113
@Haydenwern4113 6 ай бұрын
idk, might be thinking of someone else but idc enough to check@@SamCornick
@jax666_ig
@jax666_ig 6 ай бұрын
time stamp so i can keep rewatching it??
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth 6 ай бұрын
@@Haydenwern4113He didn’t get an engineering degree did he? I thought he dropped out
@knaughta.masso-kist5944
@knaughta.masso-kist5944 6 ай бұрын
"Leg side is recieving on the flowers" is my new favourite Markiplier quote. Hardest I've laughed in a while lol
@Csaba__
@Csaba__ 6 ай бұрын
Omg SAME! I had wisdom tooth renoval, laying in my bed, but this bit made me lose it fully. Im literally tearing up holy fucking shit i loved this
@blakecacini8016
@blakecacini8016 6 ай бұрын
i before e, except after c, friend.
@SabianHoward
@SabianHoward 6 ай бұрын
But only in the spring of may
@Not_Ciel
@Not_Ciel 6 ай бұрын
As soon as he said that, I knew they wouldn't know what he means. That was absolutely hilarious XD
@TPund
@TPund 6 ай бұрын
Made my stomach hurt I laughed so much.
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 6 ай бұрын
27:22 Distal: situated further from the center. The opposite is proximal (situated nearer to the center). These are anatomy terms, so Mark's biomedical engineering past is showing (he could have been an engineer, indeed).
@Maximo2204
@Maximo2204 6 ай бұрын
If we're going to use medical terms, I think in this situation it would've made more sense to refer to them as the medial and lateral faces of the board, since it's not really about being distal or proximal here
@justmo6208
@justmo6208 6 ай бұрын
Nerd speak, got it.
@nyran_the_kitten1758
@nyran_the_kitten1758 5 ай бұрын
I was very happy that I was able to understand what he meant lol (thank you intro to health careers and medical terminology class)
@kstormgeistgem461
@kstormgeistgem461 5 ай бұрын
indeed. he may be a youtuber but he still has the mind of an engineer. a truly frightening thing to behold.
@Cronatic
@Cronatic 4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately to everyone who isn't an engineer these terms mean literally nothing without context.
@luckylukas2282
@luckylukas2282 6 ай бұрын
I love how these games, it starts with mark fucking around and being a memer, and then by the end, he's literally taking it so seriously that it stresses him out
@myrinn_
@myrinn_ 6 ай бұрын
mark suddenly pulling out the engineering vocabulary
@tacitblue8979
@tacitblue8979 6 ай бұрын
As an engineer myself, I can assure you we never used the word "distal" where I work......
@Schlyne
@Schlyne 6 ай бұрын
and biology.
@chewy6220
@chewy6220 6 ай бұрын
@@tacitblue8979cause it’s actually medical terminology
@kayleigh8793
@kayleigh8793 6 ай бұрын
@@tacitblue8979they’re anatomical position terms
@Sirawxy
@Sirawxy 6 ай бұрын
@@chewy6220that makes more sense because he studied biomedical engineering. Although he still need to describe distal end of what exactly 😂
@dionemartins0212
@dionemartins0212 6 ай бұрын
You know, Mark has a point with saying "flower up" is confusing, but then he ruins it by proposing the solution is "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS"
@rosap4021
@rosap4021 6 ай бұрын
"this direction is confusing. I propose a waaay more confusing direction"
@wor1dconquerer170
@wor1dconquerer170 6 ай бұрын
They already completed the table on previous levels. So flower up wasn't a confusing direction
@dionemartins0212
@dionemartins0212 6 ай бұрын
@@wor1dconquerer170 It kind of is, though. They placed wrong many times
@NikkiDoesStufff
@NikkiDoesStufff 6 ай бұрын
I gotta be honest. Marks instructions made the most sense to me. I understood what he was saying just fine
@sincerelymaya
@sincerelymaya 6 ай бұрын
@@NikkiDoesStufff same 😭
@Jacquestopus
@Jacquestopus 6 ай бұрын
"Leg side is receiving on the flower," and Bob's consequential death by laughter, made me laugh so hard mid drink that I almost choked to death on my Gamer Supps. I was forced to fight for my life to swallow it so I wouldn't shoot it across the bedroom. Holy hell, that might be the funniest moment I've ever witnessed between these three. I'm still trying to clear my throat. It hurts so good
@momentomori4070
@momentomori4070 6 ай бұрын
Me but with coffee😂
@harrystone3527
@harrystone3527 6 ай бұрын
Such a reddit way of speaking
@rubiodarkyeti5927
@rubiodarkyeti5927 5 ай бұрын
This comment has 666 likes :)
@jinnahc2175
@jinnahc2175 5 ай бұрын
I was mid sip in my sprite and I somehow snorted it through my nose cause I laughed so god damn hard and could not stop laughing after. You're stronger than me tho cause it went EVERYWHERE
@Juicy-KingDerp
@Juicy-KingDerp 5 ай бұрын
@@harrystone3527 whats a reddit way of speaking? that sounds like a negative thing to say
@gameranker5370
@gameranker5370 6 ай бұрын
Hearing bob dying laughter while mark keep yelling "LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER!" is my favourite, im crying from laughter.
@Creetopia19
@Creetopia19 6 ай бұрын
Imagine them doing this inside an Ikea. People would be hearing "The Weiner is on the wrong side." 😂😂😂
@UNDG431
@UNDG431 6 ай бұрын
lmao🤣
@sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y
@sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y 6 ай бұрын
"Legs are receiving of the flower!"
@JALETRATOR
@JALETRATOR 6 ай бұрын
THE STAR RECEIVING DISTAL EDGES NEED TWO WEINERS!
@NinjaLeafSakura1
@NinjaLeafSakura1 6 ай бұрын
Imagine all three of them in IKEA 😂
@ohkaygoplay
@ohkaygoplay 6 ай бұрын
Are you kidding me? I'd pay money to sit on one of the pre-made beds, slurping a soda and eating meatballs, while watching these three chuckleheads figure out how to put together a table. :D
@AngelaSmith2030
@AngelaSmith2030 6 ай бұрын
I was expecting actual ikea furniture but this is pretty accurate 😂
@UNDG431
@UNDG431 6 ай бұрын
literally😂
@idk-ir7cn
@idk-ir7cn 6 ай бұрын
God imagine if we get "Markiplier Makes: Ikea furniture"
@UNDG431
@UNDG431 6 ай бұрын
@@idk-ir7cn yo so true
@krizpyfitz
@krizpyfitz 6 ай бұрын
same lol
@Maber610
@Maber610 6 ай бұрын
That sounds like a unus annus video
@AegisDM
@AegisDM 6 ай бұрын
This is without a doubt an accurate representation of roommates building furniture together in real life. Words to the wise, always have the instructions on-hand, and make sure the good communicator is the one reading it, lol.
@ryanchivwara5013
@ryanchivwara5013 5 ай бұрын
Mark and Bob would like to disagree 🤣🤣
@UnfazedPhoenix
@UnfazedPhoenix 5 ай бұрын
That would have been Bob lol. I love them all, but Bob is the mediator, the connector of communication. He speaks Mark and Wade, understands both of their brains. Lol.
@Paladin1125
@Paladin1125 5 ай бұрын
Someday, when I meet Bob in real life, I'm going to hug him and tell him "thank you for sharing your laugh with the world". His hysterical laughter starting at 22:20 literally made 2023 my favorite year.
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 ай бұрын
I love how the collective Markiplier/Distractible fandom agrees that Bob’s belly-laugh can cure cancer
@Paladin1125
@Paladin1125 3 ай бұрын
@SteampunkHorse right?!? So glad we get to enjoy that laugh!
@bi.fruitsalad
@bi.fruitsalad 3 ай бұрын
@@SteampunkHorseits truly healing oml… something recently happened that made me upset but Bob’s laugh made me forget about it and now I’m just happy 😂
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 ай бұрын
@@bi.fruitsalad God bless you
@cheesymarie3578
@cheesymarie3578 6 ай бұрын
Mark is really taking that idea of "if you say it enough times they will get it" to the next level
@theunknownsissel9943
@theunknownsissel9943 6 ай бұрын
“LEG SIDE RECIEVING ON THE FLOWERS” - some of the funniest break down of communication ever
@CaydeSmax
@CaydeSmax 6 ай бұрын
it's like marks brain just reached a new level of sentience and bob n wade are still on flower side line close
@sugarskullbyte3773
@sugarskullbyte3773 6 ай бұрын
mark being adamant about that phrasing made it even funnier. That also gave me "the carbuncle ate itself" energy.
@SenterSen
@SenterSen 5 ай бұрын
22:28 that was perhaps one of Bob's best hysterical laugh moments that I MYSELF couldn't stop laughing to
@jacobthecarguy
@jacobthecarguy 6 ай бұрын
Bob and Wade synchronizing in harmony saying “a lot of good that’s doing you” about Marks 10 gigabit internet 😂😂😂
@thestrangemusician168
@thestrangemusician168 6 ай бұрын
“leg side receiving on the flowers” feels like similar energy to ethan calling a skillet a skittle
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 6 ай бұрын
"A SCRITTLR!"
@Not_Ciel
@Not_Ciel 6 ай бұрын
You mean Skriddle?
@tamlikescats4639
@tamlikescats4639 6 ай бұрын
pretty sure it's called a skilltreeurle
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 6 ай бұрын
@@tamlikescats4639 skirtle*
@CriticalPotato
@CriticalPotato 6 ай бұрын
"Leg side is receiving on the flowers" sounds like the kind of nonsensical sentence that a non-native english speaker would say lol.
@speedfreak24
@speedfreak24 6 ай бұрын
"CHECKERBOARD ON THE DISTAL EDGES!!" Bob and Wade never stood a chance 😭😂
@gridiron995
@gridiron995 6 ай бұрын
Mark is clearly the only carpenter among them
@factual-fantasy2762
@factual-fantasy2762 6 ай бұрын
Bob and Wade laughing at 22:20 was my favorite part XD it was contagious!
@imnotsuspiciousshh
@imnotsuspiciousshh 6 ай бұрын
Mark explaining the table in the most complicated way possibly and following it up with "I CAN'T MAKE IT MORE CLEAR!" made me lose it. Especially after he messed up the table from his own misunderstanding in the round before
@juliakrasinski
@juliakrasinski 6 ай бұрын
I died when he said that 🤣😭💀
@ShaggyDog1223
@ShaggyDog1223 6 ай бұрын
Mark calling out wade for unclear instructions and then, with full confidence, saying "Leg side is receiving on the flowers. It is the line away from the flower." 1 minute later, is gold. 22:19
@MR_6238
@MR_6238 6 ай бұрын
I don't know about you, but Mark's instructions were crystal clear for me. Wade's instructions were ambiguous, as it depends on the perspective being considered. Are we talking about the current orientation, or the finished product? Saying "flower side up" can be interpreted either way. While Mark should have said "flower side is receiving the legs" or something like that, his instructions clearly linked the flower side to the legs. This clearly means that the legs go into the flower side. In addition, "It is the line away from the flower" makes it clear that the lines go on the far side of the legs relative to the flower, and this also reinforces that it is the flower side in question.
@irregulargod4740
@irregulargod4740 6 ай бұрын
@@MR_6238🤓🫵🏻
@micaylafeinner4191
@micaylafeinner4191 6 ай бұрын
​@@MR_6238to be honest wade made more sense to me but maybe that's cause I thought mark was saying "receding" and not "receiving ". But I do get that wades directions could be seen as ambiguous.
@trappedinmymind485
@trappedinmymind485 6 ай бұрын
You could write an entire thesis on this interaction alone
@ShaggyDog1223
@ShaggyDog1223 6 ай бұрын
​@@MR_6238Mark's instructions make perfect sense to me, but they sound needlessly complicated given the situation. I feel Wade's more simplistic approach makes far more sense, in the moment, when you take into account that all the blueprints for the tables presented them in an upside-down orientation, which is something that Mark had seen, as well as the way they were being built 95% of the time.
@bromxbones7354
@bromxbones7354 6 ай бұрын
22:20, nothing like a good Bob laugh attack to make your day better
@IsoyaYasuji
@IsoyaYasuji 6 ай бұрын
I’ve never laughed so much harder in my life than Mark’s “clear” instructions. “Leg side is receiving on the flowers” will be living rent free in my head for months xD
@vinnie4609
@vinnie4609 6 ай бұрын
Mark plays scary games on a daily basis but he plays chill games during Halloween.
@ElizaaKin
@ElizaaKin 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Facts tho!!!!
@conflictbrooks
@conflictbrooks 6 ай бұрын
Wrong, this is the scariest game of them all.
@juliacornejo7802
@juliacornejo7802 6 ай бұрын
Is this a chill game??? cause Mark's instructions gave me anxiety and a good scare
@IkerUnzu
@IkerUnzu 6 ай бұрын
I love how smart Bob is, he knows so many facts about life in general 😂
@TRB_TheRedBrick
@TRB_TheRedBrick 6 ай бұрын
38 seconds and you already have a like
@ngjinsiangashtonmeridianss4846
@ngjinsiangashtonmeridianss4846 6 ай бұрын
yessir
@ThisGuyDannyyy
@ThisGuyDannyyy 6 ай бұрын
Yea
@UNDG431
@UNDG431 6 ай бұрын
@@mirjinou7999 Bro chill with the asking people to sub in Mark's comment section. build your own community.
@Justeeeevy
@Justeeeevy 6 ай бұрын
@@UNDG431it’s a bot
@stephsaguudefan1753
@stephsaguudefan1753 6 ай бұрын
"Shorter board is attached to the tessellated edges. The checkerboard pattern is a distal." He could not have made this more complicated if he was trying to confuse them 😂
@pickles7691
@pickles7691 6 ай бұрын
bob being in hysterics over "legs side receiving on the flowers" has to be some of the randomest funny shit ever
@7aMza.
@7aMza. 6 ай бұрын
Mark screaming instructions nobody understands repeatedly is comedy gold
@Jeffrey-nx8ze
@Jeffrey-nx8ze 6 ай бұрын
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those episodes I come back to and watch over and over again purely from the Bob laugh at 22:31
@KovarrBlue
@KovarrBlue 6 ай бұрын
I absolutely love how he loses it.
@jackgirote9132
@jackgirote9132 6 ай бұрын
and Wades laugh at 14:10
@Salty_catz
@Salty_catz 6 ай бұрын
The best part is, I thought Marks sentence sounded completely normal and like good, straightforward instructions until they started laughing.
@Wolta
@Wolta 6 ай бұрын
Bob's laugh is contagious.
@alyxidy
@alyxidy 6 ай бұрын
I love how he's been uploading a bunch of horror stuff and then on Halloween it's not a horror game lol
@i.d.9754
@i.d.9754 6 ай бұрын
Irony at its finest
@Sottiwotti
@Sottiwotti 6 ай бұрын
You ever tried to build Ikea furniture? That's pure horror
@alyxidy
@alyxidy 6 ай бұрын
@@Sottiwotti true true
@henuemphuse
@henuemphuse 6 ай бұрын
I like that mark kept that "wade a minute" bit from drunk mincraft/prop hunt.
@SindianStar
@SindianStar 5 ай бұрын
It's moments like this I remember... "Mark could have been a engineer"
@vanlooney2012
@vanlooney2012 6 ай бұрын
I love how in one round, Mark understands flower side up line up perfectly. And then in the next round decides it doesn’t make sense and so proceeds to use the most complicated way of explaining using the most words possible.
@devinjohnson411
@devinjohnson411 6 ай бұрын
Mark out here relaying instructions using medical terminology 😂
@oliviadallas3887
@oliviadallas3887 6 ай бұрын
Literally all I was thinking about, I'm surprised he had tat knowledge and the others didn't
@CapnSeaWolf4071
@CapnSeaWolf4071 6 ай бұрын
He could've been an engineer yk
@schwarz8614
@schwarz8614 6 ай бұрын
@@CapnSeaWolf4071 anyone can be an engineer, doesn't make them one
@psychostick555
@psychostick555 6 ай бұрын
@@schwarz8614he was doing biomedical engineering in college for some time before he dropped out, so he has some knowledge
@Notorious2108
@Notorious2108 6 ай бұрын
" YOU NEED TO PUT THE WEINER IN"
@plaguedoctorate3174
@plaguedoctorate3174 6 ай бұрын
These three have a talent for making teamwork games into pvp 😂
@presentlycrescent
@presentlycrescent 6 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@theloreghost312
@theloreghost312 6 ай бұрын
More like making teamwork games into Hunger Games
@GrogedUp
@GrogedUp 6 ай бұрын
It is simply “they’re” nature…
@dragonic_ragecore
@dragonic_ragecore 6 ай бұрын
​@GrogedUp *their I'm trying to be helpful, sorry if this offends anyone.
@GrogedUp
@GrogedUp 6 ай бұрын
@@dragonic_ragecore here buddy
@YilingBaozu
@YilingBaozu 5 ай бұрын
Bob hysterically laughing is the best thing ever LMAO absolutely infectious
@vijayanand6650
@vijayanand6650 6 ай бұрын
Anyone remember “cow return grass?” Yeah that. Mark is doing that.
@ievazubrickaite9113
@ievazubrickaite9113 6 ай бұрын
i was wondering what Mark's instructions reminded me of! this is truly a "cow return grass" moment
@gianroque968
@gianroque968 6 ай бұрын
“The leg side is receiving on the flowers” - directions that were definitely consistent with the directions they’ve been giving for tables they’ve been building before
@arialance24
@arialance24 6 ай бұрын
Every time I heard Mark say "Distal" I just wanted to scream "JUST SAY ITS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!"
@askeleton6240
@askeleton6240 6 ай бұрын
distal
@arialance24
@arialance24 6 ай бұрын
@askeleton6240 you take that back right now I swear to god
@l9324
@l9324 6 ай бұрын
god imagine if ikea instructions used anatomy terms
@adora_was_taken
@adora_was_taken 6 ай бұрын
@@arialance24 distal
@OliB150
@OliB150 6 ай бұрын
“Distal is an ADJECTIVE!”
@evanbumpus6733
@evanbumpus6733 6 ай бұрын
Bob's laughter when mark tries to make sense with the table
@dairyblitz
@dairyblitz 6 ай бұрын
mark using lingo and wade and bob being so confused made me wheez multiple times
@Mr.SnekMeister
@Mr.SnekMeister 6 ай бұрын
I love how Bob is laughing hysterically from hearing Mark trying to explain the table steps. It brings me such joy.
@laika6661
@laika6661 6 ай бұрын
I don't watch this channel as much as I used to but I just wanted to leave a comment on this video about how happy it makes me that after all these years you're still kicking it and playing games with Bob and Wade. You guys are an OG youtube trio.
@Kkillen
@Kkillen 5 ай бұрын
Same! I’m not a horror fan so a lot of marks stuff isn’t my speed anymore but it makes me so happy we still get these videos sometimes
@dart-fz3sw
@dart-fz3sw 5 ай бұрын
I love seeing Mark when he is legit laughing uncontrollably. All the time we see a chuckle and a smile, but we rarely get to see that true joy on his face.
@tomp.7091
@tomp.7091 6 ай бұрын
Bob's hysterical laughing is giving me the serotonin I needed 😂
@TrueUnknownNPC
@TrueUnknownNPC 6 ай бұрын
Wade and Bob are trying to solve trigonometry while mark is an English professor lol
@DulfyBee
@DulfyBee 6 ай бұрын
We need more of these kinds of videos! Mark + Bob + Wade in any multiplayer game = absolute chaos
@biogopher
@biogopher 6 ай бұрын
Mark refusing to use the system gives me life
@badateverything2931
@badateverything2931 3 ай бұрын
why 💀
@WheresMyLasagnaJohn
@WheresMyLasagnaJohn 6 ай бұрын
I love how no matter how long of a break I take from your channel, you're still you. The only KZbinr I've watched through the years that hasn't changed. Thank you, I'm glad I can always come back here and feel welcome.
@crumch-lx3ix
@crumch-lx3ix 6 ай бұрын
22:32 Is one of the best bob laughs ever
@willg955
@willg955 6 ай бұрын
Bob completely losing it had me in stitches, lol.
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube 6 ай бұрын
6:14 - Pretty sure that double-length leg is an homage to Mark and Bob's improvised bunk beds from college! 😂
@DoggoBilis
@DoggoBilis 6 ай бұрын
I really love Lixian's editing skills, especially the subtitles of colors to determine who is who, and the dramatic zooms. I LOVE IT!💚
@Killbayne
@Killbayne 5 ай бұрын
"shorter board is attached to the tesselated edges the checkerboard pattern is a distal" thanks, mark. i have literally never heard those words in my life.
@Dr.Curly2099
@Dr.Curly2099 6 ай бұрын
I legit didn't know that breathing through your mouth on a constant basis was that detrimental. Thanks, Bob👍
@UNDG431
@UNDG431 6 ай бұрын
lol🤣
@Thesnakerox
@Thesnakerox 6 ай бұрын
When one thinks of it like that, it's no wonder "mouth breather" is so commonly used as a derogatory term LOL
@denos1699
@denos1699 6 ай бұрын
First I learn maybe I should just do a loud sneeze through the mouth instead of my nosevto potentially avoid an aneurysm from moist and now this. My path to better health is clear 😂
@Sparkz1607
@Sparkz1607 6 ай бұрын
It sucks that your jaw has weight and you will naturally breathe through your mouth while you sleep unless you buy a chinstrap to keep it closed by force
@TheJoakimProductions
@TheJoakimProductions 6 ай бұрын
I can't help it man I can barely breathe through my nose at all :( Maybe I should see a doctor
@dakotaclarke1817
@dakotaclarke1817 6 ай бұрын
At 22 minutes, Mark: "Leg side receiving on the flowers!!!" Bob: -Actively losing his sh*t- 😂😂😂
@onyxcarter6359
@onyxcarter6359 5 ай бұрын
22:27 i’ve never heard bob so utterly fucking bewildered. and the fact that mark’s solution to them not understanding what he’s saying is just saying the same thing LOUDER and MORE EMPHATICALLY
@andrewlittleton7837
@andrewlittleton7837 6 ай бұрын
I really hope we get Bob's version of "leg side is receiving on the flowers" 😂
@strongerthanever2039
@strongerthanever2039 6 ай бұрын
Mark yelling "distal" and getting frustrated that Bob and Wade don't understand while he could've just said "outer" instead this whole time xd
@DeathByRabbit
@DeathByRabbit 6 ай бұрын
Imagine trying to put together a TV stand but somehow turn it into a lamp.
@BrobdingnagianPants
@BrobdingnagianPants 6 ай бұрын
It'd be a nice lamp tho' amiright?
@DeathByRabbit
@DeathByRabbit 6 ай бұрын
U rite@@BrobdingnagianPants
@androidweeklygame
@androidweeklygame 6 ай бұрын
The way you interact and play together is so lovely 💙
@Yo_Its_Adrian_
@Yo_Its_Adrian_ 6 ай бұрын
Bob and his laugh is something I feel should be treasured and protected at all cost
@cartridgeace650
@cartridgeace650 6 ай бұрын
up to this point 12:38 i was was wondering who was going to throw someone out into space first. they lasted much longer than i thought.
@mstrong2376
@mstrong2376 6 ай бұрын
It never occurred to me how much I missed Darkiplier.
@markiplierfromwalmart
@markiplierfromwalmart 6 ай бұрын
we need more wilford, dark and actor mark :( i miss them dearly
@MandaYeager-fs7qc
@MandaYeager-fs7qc 6 ай бұрын
Darkiplier id my fave of his alter egos 😢
@garrsondaulton2058
@garrsondaulton2058 6 ай бұрын
My ex was really into the crossover stuff with antisepticeye. I felt kinda sad when they finally made the showdown vid, they were obviously trying to kill it, the surge of homoerotisism that was complicating his friendship with Jack. It worked kinda too well in some ways. But i still miss just the feeling of those days, the slightly angsty mark because he was our funny wolf. The teeth, and the fluffy haired fresh talent. He's still our guy, all love and no homo, just a different flavor of human than he was.
@jordansedgwick8551
@jordansedgwick8551 6 ай бұрын
It occurs to me often
@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242
@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242 6 ай бұрын
i VIOLENTLY gasped seeing him again oml
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse 3 ай бұрын
Bob’s panicked half-laughs half-screams at 9:22 are a riot and I’m not sure why people aren’t talking about them
@ArcRay20
@ArcRay20 6 ай бұрын
man, i feel like we havent had a session like this in forever. i really missed this era of youtube.
@bubblegumcrab
@bubblegumcrab 6 ай бұрын
LEG SIDE RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS bob: *literallt dying from laughter*
@lesdyxiatoo
@lesdyxiatoo 6 ай бұрын
This was just pure chaos for nearly 30 mins and I loved every second, hearing grown men yell at each other while I’m staring at adorable little avatars bustling about with furniture in their lil arms was the best part lmao
@xRubySky
@xRubySky 6 ай бұрын
I need more of this. I love this kind of chaos. It's hilarious.
@SticKnight_007
@SticKnight_007 6 ай бұрын
I don’t know why, but every time bob is saying something very serious and the editors just leave the screen on his character it is the funniest thing ever
@lucywithdiamonds
@lucywithdiamonds 6 ай бұрын
“LEG SIDE RECEIVING OF THE FLOWER” mark could not have made that more confusing
@LucindaPug
@LucindaPug 6 ай бұрын
Distractible is amazing but nothing beats the three of them playing a good ol game together.
@draalien
@draalien 2 ай бұрын
16:43 WADE GRABBING MARK AS SOON AS THE LEVEL STARTED AND THROWIJG HIM INTO THE ABYSS WHILE SAYING "c'mere don't fight this" AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DOING IT AGAIN HAS ME IN STITCHES
@Bendyeon
@Bendyeon 6 ай бұрын
I love how chaotic it got toward the end
@mniakan754
@mniakan754 6 ай бұрын
Trying to assemble Ikea furniture with someone is the ultimate test of friendship
@ItsJustMe185
@ItsJustMe185 6 ай бұрын
Rather the final test of woodshop class
@UNDG431
@UNDG431 6 ай бұрын
@@mirjinou7999 bro again?!?!
@trxthsxxkxr
@trxthsxxkxr 6 ай бұрын
​@@mirjinou7999Me too! My parents said that if I aquire 50k followers they'd let me finally out of the dark basement and let me see daylight for the first time ❤
@DanAndHoe
@DanAndHoe 6 ай бұрын
That’s why I always do it alone. It’s not difficult, but you have to follow the instructions. It gets chaotic pretty fast if you do it with two or more people.
@matthewherndon6488
@matthewherndon6488 6 ай бұрын
"LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS!! What is confusing about that??" Bob (dying): Everything!
@lachlanqmurray
@lachlanqmurray 6 ай бұрын
I love that you do videos with Wade and Bob, it feels normal cus I’ve been listening to Distractible since you guys started it and the episodes are so funny and enjoyable! Anyways, I know it’s your personal channel, but I hope you guys keep making videos together!😊❤️
@potardo9851
@potardo9851 6 ай бұрын
I understood the way that Mark was describing how to put the table together. It's when he tried to use the word distal to describe where the patterns should be on the tv shelf that lost me.
@MrCrazyGameGuy
@MrCrazyGameGuy 6 ай бұрын
Here I thought Mark just kept smashing himself in the face with chairs, but now the truth comes out. He has been doing intense nose breathing techniques and it has broken his nose.
@JeffnaBooots
@JeffnaBooots 6 ай бұрын
Hearing Mark say nubbins again gave me bad Forest flashbacks
@CJxLuvly
@CJxLuvly 6 ай бұрын
Omg I can see it now "The IKEA Games!" A yearly event where teams come from all over the world to compete in putting IKEA furniture together. The team who's the fastest and has the least do-overs and the most correct, completed pieces are the winners. There will be penalties for each piece of fiberboard splits when drilling, each screw that is stripped, and any left over hardware (that isn't intentionally left over). The prize is a whole home makeover with IKEA pieces which is equal to a $20K shopping spree at IKEA or just $20K. I'M TRADEMARKING THIS IDEA!!
@eminebaert2568
@eminebaert2568 6 ай бұрын
god that was hilarious, Mark's instructions, holy shit xD
@MsSillymaria
@MsSillymaria 6 ай бұрын
This is hilarious and accurate to how I build furniture 😂
@mekhakreature
@mekhakreature 5 ай бұрын
In all fairness, flower up was confusing to me as well. Leg side is receiving on the flowers is odd, but understandable. I think I preferred wavy vs pointy description (put legs on pointy side) and rather than up or down, and I'd need to be told if the line is close to the table or far away (distal, apparently), in place of up/down. Fascinating to watch different minds attack the tasks 😅
@bethanyolivas2062
@bethanyolivas2062 5 ай бұрын
I love watching these videos with bob and wade! We need a playlist of all the games you play with them! 🙏All of you are hilarious!
@travisbiney8455
@travisbiney8455 6 ай бұрын
As SOMEONE who actually works at IKEA in the Great Britain. I can wholeheartedly agree that building furniture is indeed a NIGHTMARE. I am glad you have suffered as I have.
@nikkili7283
@nikkili7283 6 ай бұрын
I swear bob's laugh is very contagious 😂
@emphoenixcat1110
@emphoenixcat1110 6 ай бұрын
Mark using anatomical terminology for this and thinking that everyone will understand him is the chaos I’m here for
@alinovaea
@alinovaea 22 күн бұрын
bob's laugh as mark goes full engineer on the flower table is my favorite part of this video
@Red-wc1qh
@Red-wc1qh 6 ай бұрын
*laughs in anatomy* at Bob and Wade not knowing what distal means
@SeenAGreatLight
@SeenAGreatLight 6 ай бұрын
I'm not entirely sure Mark was using it quite right either. XD It kinda works, but I would've probably gone with "lateral."
@presentlycrescent
@presentlycrescent 6 ай бұрын
“LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWERS” I broke down laughing, and the longer Bob laughed the more I laughed
@I_am_ENSanity
@I_am_ENSanity 6 ай бұрын
Currently rewatching "Drunk Minecraft" and man.....I can't believe it's been 11 years. Comparing the 2 makes me feel so old.
@chelseawilliams5956
@chelseawilliams5956 5 ай бұрын
PLEASE play this again this is a great game & watching you guys “work together” is so funny
@GlacierBBurg
@GlacierBBurg 6 ай бұрын
Congrats to Mark for learning how to breathe
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