ILA THE CONQUEROR

[@lacefacethegreat]

OH.MY.GAWD. Baby Ila is so dang precious and her tiny little voice. I love when Bert posts old family videos. They always make me smile and it's a nice break from the chaos of today's world.

[@vincentmorrelli3025]

Impossible to not like Bert. He's the definition of a happy go lucky guy you want in your friend group. Not only is he hilarious he's a great dad who loves his wife and daughters.

[@neighborbruce]

And his dog a little too much....

[@omegathirteen13]

Years later, and this still makes me laugh :)

[@georgevanhorn7100]

SHE IS THE MACHINEEEE

[@testy6465]

That she is.

[@timcombs558]

Bert, thank you for sharing your family and life with us!!! we all love you guys so much

[@RipRoarinRedneck0311]

She is TOO cute! how adorable!

[@AlexRoss1986]

That face made my day. Too damn funny.

[@nahsik]

This video made me smile. So cute. Can't wait to be a dad. Great way to start the day

[@alexismiller90544]

Are you a dad yet

[@JonThomas92]

That was her own Viking Moment, Epic fathering right there. I would expect nothing less from 'The Machine' and 'Child of Machine'

[@goldpush342]

I love this video. Thanks for letting us share in your life Bert

[@johnnyjohnson]

That was so cute! And Bert, your laughing is hilarious!

[@rudytaneloruxy9491]

I am crying laughing...sooooooo funny..Ila is like a troll doll on helium and makes the best scared face ever.. what a cutey

[@cherishsqh2172]

This is the cutest video I have seen all year! Absolutely precious🥰🥰🥰

[@64MAGA24]

Laughed so hard I cried; she was only a little scared. Super cute.

[@babybluecho2001]

best facial reaction EVER...that was hilarious...your daughter's much braver than I was at that age lol

[@APaganPerspective]

thats a good girl.. dad was tryin to scare her but she just smiled and loved the ride

[@lloidffxi]

That was the face of a kid losing their innocence and getting it back quite quickly.

[@billyjohnson125]

God Damn time flies don't it Bert

[@sergiohenrique2411]

dude, am I the only one thinking of the ppor dog now? xD

[@devonharris5936]

No. No you're not

[@lovelyorange2451]

Yea

[@mackenziestewart7318]

I can't even think over the fucking smell

[@hopesolofan2011]

She's so adorable!!

[@StJoe1975]

Good shit Bert 😁😁😁 I don’t know who I was laughing harder at you or her. 👍🏼👍🏼🤘🏼

[@suicidebutch]

I'm choking on laughter here, that was too funny and cute!

[@johnirish2969]

Ila is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

[@dragthatsht]

all I can think of is, INCONCEIVABLE!

[@DeannaMarina]

Omg i just can’t!!! Too cute & too funny

[@clevelandbci9562]

2:15 Bert when handed a bottled water and salad.

[@derpsincorporated6539]

I dont find many little kids cute but baby Ila is adorable lol

[@bacon81]

Slow motion is awesome!

[@patrickburke5740]

Bert, your recent special was one of the greatest I have ever heard but you will never be as funny as Ila at 1:44

[@Devious-Minds]

Ah the legendary baby girl! Cool!

[@suzannewilson9918]

Cutest little thing!!!!

[@StephenGriffin3333]

Kobe❤

[@jackof1trade]

The bonfire brought me here thanks Bert

[@xellios]

Same here! Crackle Crackle.

[@IRatchett]

AWESOME......... i think i just broke a rib laughing so hard.

[@annieberardino8732]

Omg her face was perfect!

[@kafode]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Uh-MAY-zing. I love how you're totally Lani'ing your daughter on the right "What's going through your mind right now!" - kathykim

[@bianca3310bee]

Omg I have respect for her that ride still scares me from when I was a kid

[@mysticxcharm]

Best. Video. Ever.

[@JustinSmith-re8hc]

That's what pure freaking terror looks like aaahahaha

[@StuffIHeard]

Awe dude, that's adorable. :)

[@MikeEggleston]

Sorry Bert, but I'm gonna have to go ahead and demand that Ila be in every episode of Bert the Conqueror from now on.

[@kaylawheeler4356]

Can you recreate this?? That would be so funny.

[@bobbz3]

You gotta do this again with her

[@lindsaychristian4151]

Gosh she looks like mommy!

[@diegopunk594]

From 1:22 hahaha so funny Bert trying to help ILA not get scared in a COMPLETELY DARK room about to go down a "BIG HILL" hahah 1:37 haha then reminds her "here we go BIG HILL BIG HILL" haha looking at camera LOLlll her face hahaha so funny

[@blakebab]

Adorable Bert. YOU"RE MOTORING!

[@benellis2126]

Haha very cute. Good video Dad.

[@Bread_Bauru]

1:46 in this moment, Ila Realized She fucked up

[@TheHakku]

Best video ever.

[@Geobrickinabox]

BERT you should show this on 2 bears!

[@quentaimproductions6858]

What a great dad

[@Om3194]

She’s so freaking cute

[@rickyperry9203]

Omg this is gold

[@frogdeity]

Bert has the best goddamned laugh.

[@grayson.stone1506]

1:46 is the face you make when you roll in dog shit

[@gwildordipkin6504]

definition of a munchkin lol

[@slax4884]

Mega cute 😍

[@workwithwildlife]

LOL omg you kill me and she is SO dang cute

[@fozzifoster26]

bert thats amazing!!!

[@bobbz3]

Hahaha this is classic!!

[@maddielewis3105]

Yo leaanne sounds the same as she does now lol

[@jared7360]

Sometimes you Gatta let that shit breathe!

[@drmariopepper4354]

Epic!

[@alettamyers2120]

that face tho

[@Zavrl_Lavigne]

2:22 new profile pic

[@Lathender1982]

Hahahaha

[@davidrinn2361]

How cute is Isla???

[@highsteel240]

Not only will she be scared of heights and water when she is older, I'm pretty sure she will be afraid of high pitched voices...I mean noises too...and maybe monkeys

[@VegasViking420]

highsteel240 uh oh, everyone watch out, we've got an internet psychologist who thinks he can tell the future..... Fucking idiot.

[@jbvap]

Lmao

[@Judy-um6yn]

Sorry I don't agree with him swearing in front of his impressionable cute daughter

[@kalebmyers5095]

Judy fuck you then judy

[@je__.]

😂