Iliza Shlesinger Stand-Up

[@charlesgoss5184]

"Apple? This way...this way." She is my favorite Last Comic Standing contestant ever. One of the funniest comedians out there.

[@justinchoi902]

Agreed. Her, and Taylor Tomlinson are both hilarious!

[@teamreckdjipod]

where can I watch the last comic standing repeats? I can't seem to find it online

[@abbymorrison6857]

"There is no music" "I WILL PROVIDE THE MUSIC" "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA"

[@benvoliothefirst]

Her inner music sounds a lot like Kelis.

[@kaishenanigans833]

"He's got nice eyes - *I wonder what they look like in a jar* . Ya know like normal girl thoughts?" Me: oh good I thought it was just me *sighs in relief*

[@nathanracher2911]

calmly walks away.

[@GauravKumar-qy4yt]

You guys think that?

[@potatoavocado9991]

@@GauravKumar-qy4yt sometimes... me.

[@roseehill]

Yeti with glasses No not all of us do that lmao. I’ve never thought that before. 😂

[@je.suis.prisci]

The jar part...never thought of this one 😅☺

[@JoshFryer]

She is amazing! If comedy doesn't end up working out she seems like she has a potential career singing in a death metal band.

[@mehrnooshmontenegro5220]

I thought the same !!! XD

[@Auselesspileofflesh]

Haha "career"

[@CaptainBeetheart]

Like, I know what you mean, but I'd say comedy is "working out" pretty well for her if this, and other videos of hers, have over a million views

[@rightjonghan5467]

Or ventriloquist

[@KennithSimmons]

There is no music I WILL PROVIDE THE MUSIC

[@wolfbloodx4576]

LA LA-LA LA LA-LA LA LA LA!

[@shiloh4460]

to whoever is the 700th like for this comment, i was the 698th and im jealous of you ;^;

[@uk9383]

Omg i literally laughed out so loud that tears started comming out of my eyes and my throat hurts when i speak. Omg this was o funny. Im dying. I probbably wpke up my neighbors

[@derek8165]

I lost it at that part 😂🤣🤣

[@MeredithHagan]

Only tequila wakes up my Party Goblin - vodka wakes up my Text Your Ex Centaur.

[@bombalu5]

Lmao

[@ireneangelucci8984]

😂😂😂😂To me is the other way around🤣🤣🤣

[@marcoreactionary]

Meredith Hagan hahaha

[@TrishOffish]

Meredith Hagan 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@madin8412]

Whiskey gets the Rage Dragon going Tequila gets my Party Goblin and Vodka wakes the Sex Demon

[@anthonytran9724]

She packs female perspective in a traditionally male comic delivery, you go girl

[@sirsupesafro7637]

@ Would like to make it clear that OP never even said the word "the." But your comment is accurate, this is not "the" female perspective, just hers.

[@philip_roa]

Great perspective and summary of her comedic style.

[@eddygci8]

I think it’s the very appropriate manner of aggression

[@BothHands1]

her perspective is radically different from mine, but she was still hilarious. some parts are true though, but they're so far back in the subconscious that you don't always realize. but yeah, this experience is unique to her, and while it had me dying with laughter, her experiences differ from mine quite significantly, even after deep subconscious analysis lol

[@parvaglam]

Danielle Spargo yea because you guys are the normal fake girls 🤣

[@JoelZWilliams1]

the wicked witch bit, "Tell me about this fantasy draft you speak of, come this way", was golden. She has a lot of potential. I can certainly see her getting her own network special. Seriously, put her in that spot where Anna Farris is right now!

[@malvavisco10]

Network special? I don't recall any comedy specials on network. They're usually on cable or streaming services. And you made that patronizing comment *after* War Paint and probably Freezing Hot were already out? GTFO. Where are *your* 2 produced-for-Netflix and one bought-by Netflix specials? On what basis your condescension?

[@BazookaGio]

Malvavisco - gf trying to start a fight

[@thekatephillips]

“Apple?” Brilliant! Wicked witch and Eve temptress all rolled into one!

[@NoorAhmed-jr7hh]

I thought of the snow white one.

[@AleahKCH]

Freakin serious?! Yall are hella hard to please. This girl rocked.

[@sierrakusterback]

people just hate iliza for really dumb reasons. there's no pleasing them

[@hd-xc2lz]

I don't hate Iliza, or know why others hate Iliza, I just thought the set's energy level far exceeded the laughs. She laughs a tad too much at her own material, ... except... when she's at her funniest THEN she doesn't break at all.

[@thesilent3222]

it's impossible to please everyone. nothing you can do about but ignore them. i love her.

[@uk9383]

Omg i literally laughed out so loud that tears started comming out of my eyes and my throat hurts when i speak. Omg this was o funny. Im dying. I probbably wpke up my neighbors

[@chrysalis-sbnbpcj17]

Eh she’s not the worst but I mean she just makes animal noises lol

[@laurengibson748]

For all the idiots saying "I'm a woman and I didn't like it because I can't relate". I can watch Bill Burr, John Mulaney, and Chris Rock and I can't freakin relate they are hilarious without me needing to be a dude to get it

[@adriannejones2877]

Lauren Wisteria actually sorry to bum you out but women are much more socially programmed to perspective take than men are. I can name 15 make comedians who I can relate to if I imagine being a man, my bf can’t name a single female comedian he can relate to. It’s related to the fact that (according to research) men score lower on empathy and higher on narcissism.

[@ryanmclaughlin2256]

Lauren Wisteria true boo

[@d4rksol123]

@@adriannejones2877 Eh? Even if (and this is a big big if) everything you said is true, did you even read what Lauren was trying to say? Or just jumped onto an opinion that you wanted to share regardless? The point was, you DO NOT need to relate to find someone or something funny. Do you need to relate to a scary movie to find it scary? Do you need to relate to an action movie sequence to find it interesting? You just wanted to spew some 'researched' 'fact' that you read somewhere because it makes you feel smart?

[@adriannejones2877]

d4rksol123 I read her comment and responded accordingly. Research has persistently revealed that men score lower on the empathy quotient than women and struggle more with “perspective taking” whereas women score higher and can more easily put themselves in the shoes of others, this translates across to women being able to watch the 90% of media with male protagonists or the comedy industry which is 80% male without complaint. I’m pretty sure that her comment was meant to be “for all the idiots saying I’m NOT a woman and can’t relate to this” because scrolling through comments 90% of women absolutely loved this, but there is persistent pattern of men saying “this isn’t funny, I don’t relate”. The comments section below actually supports my point about perspective taking across genders.

[@adriannejones2877]

Lauren I think you mean to say “for all the idiots saying “I’m NOT a woman and didn’t like it because I can’t relate”. Scrolling through the comments this makes more sense as women commenters overwhelmingly adore her, but there’s a persisten pattern of male commenters saying “she isn’t funny, I don’t get why this is funny”.

[@sierradelta6524]

This woman is absolutely amazing!! I found her on Netflix last night and I could not stop laughing! So funny and utterly stunning XD.

[@radiantrose7546]

“I WOKE UP FEELING CHUBBY AND THAT’S SOMEHOW YOUR FAAAUUUULLLTTT. GET IN THE OCTAGON!”

[@kristofferbak]

It is impossible not to love Iliza Schlesinger and her stand-up

[@shimonaa272]

She is a witch! I haven't seen a single video of her's where she hasn't done the witch bit😂

[@Theomite]

Because it's fucking hilarious.

[@LoLa-ti8nr]

No one normal ever appear on tv its owned by them Who knows what rituals they do in these cults She is saying the truth in a funny way so you never believe it or expect it to be true Why the hell she didnt pick a disney character and choose the witch wierd coincidence

[@EnzoPinheiro]

The fact that she was making an effort not to crack out of her own jokes makes it even more amazing :)

[@TheNopeness]

She's a keeper.

[@lukaszepesi]

Nope she wants to bang your friend Scott :). Btw I just noped The Nopeness do I get a prize for that ?

[@TheNopeness]

Inception. Download the app and you get a prize.

[@maddythinks]

The internal girl monologue is so funny. She has so many personalities within her

[@Fnberg744]

If by keeper you mean go out w her and bang her a few times

[@imdjc4]

3:26 Her movements...the sounds...the look...and then...'the apple'. Nailed it!

[@bbone1197]

When she played the witch character, from "Apple?" To "Gentleman..." I couldn't stop laughing

[@ajproductions9229]

Iliza!! How dare you!? Now the men know our sacred secrets! We are sworn to protect them with our lives!!!!! 😝😂

[@thesilent3222]

what's funny about this comment is that you think they where secret BEFORE she said them.

[@themadpelican3391]

@@thesilent3222 right lmao women are a simple bunch they only think they are complex 🤣🤣🤣

[@Openyoureyesify]

Hilarious! One of the few golden girl comedians. But the comments here shows that the Fallon audience are mostly virgin men who can't relate to the material.

[@rishabhpb]

Everyone's an expert on comedy in the KZbin comments. They just need the slightest excuse to say something dickish.

[@Yanni75]

...and play video games while Nicole Kidman is sitting next to them.

[@PaganiTypeR]

OR she's just not funy. And I think that was meant to be like a satire. Like a sarcastic view on stereotypes of females. So check if your wife is crazy, since you obviously took it literally.

[@rishabhpb]

It's okay to not like something. It takes extra energy to post negative dickish comments though. If that doesn't apply to any of you, you don't need to be defensive about it. All you have to do is move on to something else.

[@PaganiTypeR]

The Cricket Nerd Since when expressing opinion is being defensive? I saw a clip I saw a comment, and I expressed my opinion on the matter, that's it. According to you there can't be any negative comments? Then how does one knows if he's/she's good at something if you just say positive things and withheld negative ones? In my opinion Louis Ck is stand-up god compared to her.

[@ashleytrick689]

Why’s she telling our secrets🤣

[@hotmess2766]

I know.oh my God we're screwed 😆😆😂

[@BestTreadCarefully]

@@hotmess2766 We really wouldn't want to figure you ladies out, tbh. Not even close. I prefer the constant chase and thrill of the hunt. Winning a girl over and achieving a relationship with her is the easiest part. Then the work of keeping her begins. Always chasing after ways to make her smile and staying on the hunt to make her happy and keep her happy. IDK why I felt the need to go deep with this, but I did and that's how I roll

[@BestTreadCarefully]

It's okay. We probably didn't listen enough anyway. Ya know how it be, A.T.

[@stegwise]

i think she's got good energy on stage, good delivery, and she's cute. tv-safe material is probably not her strongest, but comments claiming she's not good at standup are just wrong. standup is fucking hard.

[@HeyThereGlalie]

She was speaking facts, I can't even lie!

[@gracierose6754]

“just for funsies” 💀💀💀

[@jpalpharo4304]

When she said ‘it’s okay to hang out with your friends’ I was like Abort! Abort! No! Stay back! Abort

[@ryanrooney4822]

Excuse me, I gotta go sit at a bar and say "I wish I had a girlfriend"

[@troubadouroutdoors2126]

HA!

[@jsharp3165]

She's an actor as much or more than a comedian. That's how she does all these characters and voices so well. She knows she's good at both and builds her show around it.

[@dlein93]

The Party Goblin sounds like the adult version of the Hormone Monster

[@ChrisMaiMusic]

OMG HAHAHA Awesome! Love that she just owns the goblin character.

[@annagilliom2934]

Love her!!! She's one of my favorites. Very insightful. Wished she toured more.

[@lianacincotti]

this girl is absolutely hilarious, i agree with everything she said and definitely related to the topic.

[@EvyCl_90]

I'm amused & kinda scared at the same time...

[@jemiebridges3197]

Evy Claessens the truth is like that sometimes. Better to lie to yourself 😅😂🤣

[@possessed_ace]

I don't know why but I just love listening to that one guy in this one going "YEAH!!" "WOOO!!"😂😂😂 I don't know if anybody else can hear him but I can😂😂 and its amazing

[@teetoys76]

Man she's awesome !!! Party Goblin !!!

[@TasmanDevil13]

Best stand up piece Jimmy has had on his show in a long time imho !

[@dunadan1995]

I love Iliza almost solely because A LOT of people seem to hate her.

[@dunadan1995]

***** well, yeah, but I've listened to some podcasts with her as a guest(Joe Rogan Podcast, You Made It Weird, etc.), watched some of her stuff, and she's actually a decent comic. So, I just don't get all the hate towards her, even though I kinda get that she's not that great of a comic, but she's not that bad either.

[@multeyemeteor]

I like her because she's funny as hell.

[@berloes]

Yeah. It's awesome basing your opinion solely on what other people think! DUMBASS

[@dunadan1995]

Guys, I wrote a comment on how well I know of her from the podcasts and her performances, and how I think she's okay. And you still think that I base my opinion on what other people think. Who's the dumbass here again?

[@multeyemeteor]

***** Comments like these seem innocent, but end up being polarizing. You would get a lot further by saying "I don't think she's funny". Your personal opinion is not an objective fact, just like my, and the fellow with the Russian-looking name's opinion aren't either. Too many times people end up having dumb discussions about something entirely subjective, and we never collectively move on, because people forget to learn that "I think...", "I believe..", "It's my opinion that..." are the qualifiers that takes the stingers off the rhetorical wasps in both offline and online discussions. We are all entitled to our opinions, but we are also all fighting to model the world of objective values, which we usually have no business doing.

[@younglee2379]

She is amazing. Great material, presentation/timing...great storytelling and acting skills. Not many comedians have such a talent combo.

[@dinac2677]

Not only was her material hilarious, she was fearless. Male comedians are able to use those life moments to make those haha moments at the expense of women..but most of us just laugh knowing that it's comedy! These are jokes, pure and simple. Some men were making such harsh comments...not just on youtube. To those guys, don't worry...you can still write your name in the snow...manhood is still in tact. But to the evolved guys....yes, thank you for recognizing she was hilarious. And yes she is definitely beautiful!!

[@reetuparnadey2615]

This made me so sad because I never got my goblin activated like that. I'm so jealous and I love her! Such an inspiration!

[@Selkie7]

Just keep trying!!! 🍻🍷🍾🥃🍸😎

[@flifestyle2118]

She's so animated. I love her. 😂

[@BelleFlower15]

I love her unconditionally. 😂

[@outlaw4life800]

I feel the same

[@Friendship1nmillion]

I mean this in the NICEST possible way : She looks like Chelsea Manning in this video. Iliza Shlesinger is Super nice. I had a wonderful & educational chat via open tweets {on Twitter}. 👨‍⚖🤣🇦🇺

[@fleckx]

Her delivery was better on Freezing Hot. Also I want her to be the singer of my death metal band.

[@emmashot5036]

This is one of the best audiences ever. Illiza is really talented and deserves that kind of reception

[@dozer1642]

I’m sorry I missed out on this until now. This young woman is amazing.

[@supriyayadav9683]

This woman amazes me with her standup, acting and content .You go girl

[@SceneComparisons]

This woman is crazy. I like it!

[@Natinka222]

I don't usually watch stand up comedies but maaaan I love her. She's so funny and amazing.

[@code2works]

This is gold.

[@nz6637]

She has wicked vocals when she screams lol I love it!

[@PhilFeedback]

My wife and I saw her at Zanies a few years ago and she was great. We met her at the merchandise booth after the show

[@jordanco7380]

I keep coming back to watch this lmaooo she's hilarious 😂

[@arir8486]

“I woke up feeling chubby this morning” IM DEEEAAAD

[@aynooralwerfali3761]

I can watch her all day ! One of the best comedians in my opinion, also best vocalist 😂

[@odettegraskie]

This somehow made me feel like less of a crazy girl and more of one at the same time...

[@rahulbohra8338]

'Apple'....OMG she is so talented....tremendous voice modulation and amazing jokes.....just wow....

[@ALTufel]

For those who just don't get her, it's her delivery, stupid! She is absolutely hilarious -- I haven't laughed this hard in ages, and I'm not a millennial. And even though I can't personally relate to all her situations, I still think she is wildly funny. Shlesinger is a natural comic -- and we know she must work very hard at it but it seems effortless because she's so damned talented: brilliant delivery, impeccable comic timing. For the comment below about lack of originality -- nothing is, if you're just talking about literal content. (Though I think a lot of her content is pretty original, actually.) It's her delivery, her physicality, her vocalization -- hell, if I have to explain it to you, you'll probably never get it. Go watch a documentary about economics.

[@JianqiuChen]

she has so much talents with her voices.

[@Mimieeeeeeee]

loved this so so so much!!! One of the best things i've seen in a long time :) really picked my day up :P xoxoxo

[@dbag96]

"ask him if he has drugs. do not specify what kind, see what he comes up with" KILLED ME

[@bryanb.386]

"It sleeps on a pile of rags and regrets." yep

[@alifetomake]

As a french, it's the first time I see this woman, but she made me laugh a lot, and what she says makes sense too ! So she's got my "like" !

[@adeshparikh1832]

It's like the exorcist meets Maria Sharapova. So attractive... 😂😂

[@ramon7741]

As a male person and a feminist as well, I think that she is very funny and that the voice characters that she adds in her sets are super innovative. She is my favorite comic, together with that chubby girl in a set that talks about her hookups in Bali(I forgot her name). Absolutely brilliant!

[@ynot75319]

Ilza is freaking hilarious 😂

[@blatio8131]

I like that she doesn't do what other female stand up comedians do where, as soon as they say something derogatory, they stand up straight and play it off non verbally like "nah I'm not like that hahah". She owns it.

[@nunyabusiness3144]

Rewatched hundreds of times never gets old And so true I can so relate to this haha and she right I start fights for fun hahaha

[@uk9383]

Omg i literally laughed out so loud that tears started comming out of my eyes and my throat hurts when i speak. Omg this was o funny. Im dying. I probbably wpke up my neighbors 😂😂😂

[@hanaomer4940]

"I dare you." Why do I feel like I might do some ish like this if I ever get into a relationship. 😂

[@LetsBuild_withBabyByrd]

"He's got nice eyes *sip* I wonder what they'd look like in a jar *sip*" 😂😂

[@alliebrowning8875]

The amount of hatred in this comment section, paired with a large amount of close mindedness and dramatic lack of productivity in regards to what should be insightful debating, is making my brain hurt

[@sirsupesafro7637]

Reality... is often disappointing.

[@ycAuntieLala]

Gold. I want this in a book. Going on every playlist I can find.

[@rabbitphilly1196]

So funny & true lmao what a PERFECT SET!! Thanks so much for the laughs. :)

[@gwenrenee8641]

I love it. My bad; Late. seeing her for the first time on Netflix. Wow. Love her commentary!!!!!!

[@KillerSniper55]

Any sentence out of a woman's mouth that ends or begins with "Its Fine" IS NOT FINE!

[@tinbanger66]

Or, "Do whatever you want." It's a trap!

[@briangruenewald7536]

Thanks for clearing that up, and doing so in such a hilarious fashion :D

[@TanayVaidya]

Great to see a friend of Schmoeville on here !!! Now when is Ellis gonna be able to get onto The Tonight Show

[@AmerginMacEccit]

This is so genuine, especially the bit about lies :)

[@CantStayAway]

She's HILARIOUS! I must find more of her stand-up!!!!!!

[@LolindirElros]

OMG I love her!!

[@denisp.2308]

Female stand up comedians - she is the best, hands down. And great story teller btw

[@01SweetJay]

I'm 61 and I still love drinking in the park!

[@rhondaamann117]

Whenever I'm in a depressed mood all I have to do is watch a little bit of her acts and im laughing so hard my mood gets better.

[@gaberod]

She needs to be in a Heavy Metal band , Hahah!

[@floccinaucinihilipilification1]

Always my first thought everytime I hear her standup. Glad I'm not alone. 🤟🤟

[@cyberdazed]

She is absolutely my favorite comic!!

[@sojingames5305]

I watched this, in case anyone asks how I died

[@actuallyblair5336]

It doesn’t have to relate to you or apply to you to be funny. This chic is amazingly funny

[@tenerife_sea]

exactly nothing has to to be funny, unfortunately this wasn't funny for me.. her deliveries are just too overthetop for average jokes. sure her voices are fun, but take those out and the material is.... meh.

[@skorpinox]

She looks amazing in that dress.

[@fredrikstralberg3652]

She's absolutely brilliant!

[@StevenEveral]

It's funny cause it's true. If you don't think this is funny, you have no game.

[@tetraqartet6798]

She is really impressive. Even said by a non american viewer. La Shlesinger è di una bravura impressionante.

[@ladyseptimus]

Hilarious! XDD maybe i find it hilarious, cuz as a woman i can relate haha lol

[@smurfmisery8482]

This has to be one of the best stand-up I seen XD

[@yugoxgc]

"See if He finds it charming this week" Ahh... thwas not her 1st night at said establishment I see

[@stephw6046]

Love this bit in her Netflix special, “Freezing Hot”!!!

[@kmmmm150]

“*FPTP!* Apple?”

[@stevesobot9414]

Excellent. Would love to see her "Live at the Apollo" (UK).

[@Zac124Roblox]

Oh my gosh I love her short hair but it sucks she cant do the sassy hair flipping she used to do ;-; But she really is one of my favorite comedians

[@Badusername2000]

I will never understand any hate she gets, best female comedian ever.

[@KODAHH101]

I could honestly relate to this and thought it was hilarious. It's just coming from a womens perspective and it's different to people. She's clearly just starting out and everyones material gets better the more they work on it.