Iliza Stand-up Comedy

James welcomes Iliza to perform stand-up comedy about the perils women face when a date is running late and there's extra time to get ready.
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[@skullz2244]

The ending killed me. "But it's expensive and you don't wanna waste it so you're like NO NO" *wipes pointer finger on face* relatable af.

[@BothHands1]

Andrew Bird women are far funnier than men, you're completely delusional, mr incel

[@I_cant_swim]

Andrew Bird why are you like this? Why can’t you just be happy for the people that do what they love, is there a certain reason? I just don’t get it

[@countrygirlokla]

"stand back! imma pretty girl!" 😂 lol this woman gets me

[@annikalisby407]

"And girls when that timer goes off. Chefs step away from your plates and put your knifes down." Chopped reference.

[@paulolson9696]

Made the video for me lol

[@HarshathJR]

okay, so is a chopped reference a good thing or a bad thing?

[@edd8544]

knives*

[@andrewthezeppo]

And Wort Cooks In American Anne always says, "knives down, hand ups, you're done"

[@abbiredfern376]

*"Braid it. Bead it. Set it."*

[@anxhelakoka40]

Abbi Redfern 😂😂😂😂

[@angeladavidson2350]

"I can wear fingerless gloves because I went to Stanford" I'M DEAD 😂😂😂

[@HONORTONUMERIC123]

That can be said..... As there is something to write always.... When somebody studies at Stanford..... Great line and comment as well.....

[@summerxo3203]

James in the background wiping his tears away 😂

[@impishDullahan]

Is it bad that I know this bit well enough to talk along with it from having watched her Netflix specials so much? Sad we missed the "A'ight then." bouncer.

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

Right there with you - LOL - I'm glad I'm not the only one!! LOL

[@paulinechatelan]

also the "never breaking eye contact with your prey. I mean your date."

[@TeikiiiiSpeikiiii]

I was actually sitting in the studio and she made (close to) eye contact while I was talking along.. best. moment. ever.

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

also no dedication to acting. sadface. XD

[@Larimuto]

what is bad that its the same bit i first watvhed it like 5+ years ago , this girl has the same 40 jokes she tells ...

[@nicknewport5821]

*Shes 1 of the best comedians on the planet male or female. She don’t get enough credit.*

[@eileenwagenblast1864]

NickOnPC Maybe she doesn’t get enough credit because she’s not funny at all.

[@janjanssen4637]

NickOnPC - not even close to Wanda Sykes... far behind... really faaaaaaaaarrrrrrr behind... guess she is still learning.... hope she makes it....

[@joshuaarin2394]

@@eileenwagenblast1864 Agreed, This is the 10th video I am watching of her trying to find anything funny about her !!! Not found anything at all...Just a pretty face with nothing funny at all...

[@CookieDr007]

she is my favorite!! her fast paced timing is on point!! we saw her live in Philly, front row tickets and it was AWESOME!

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

She's wearing a silk blouse!!! (Anyone who is a fan of her's knows the irony of this.)

[@tiagomaqz]

OMG I remember that joke LOL

[@medabotsss1]

She did not know how to care for it.She did not know what to feed it. :D

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

That's RIGHT!!! LOLOLOL

[@emmaoneill8092]

Blousey cow 👌🏼

[@DavidKimseyshatterglass]

"THEY'RE BURKAS FOR WHITE WOMEN!! I SAID IT AND I MEANT IT!!!"

[@hannahatheart]

I screamed at the concealer without a top joke because that was so accurate! Lmao “one creamy digit” I’m deceased

[@lunareclipse7154]

I can't possibly be the only person watching this who has to take breaks because I laugh so much it hurts..?

[@Kaerus13]

OMG! I love her!! Bring Iliza to the show more often ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

I second!

[@kiarheawedderburn8346]

Kaeros13 Kaneki!

[@julianelemes4571]

As a girl, I must say, it's funny cause it's true.

[@johnsreactions6658]

Juliane Lemes It is funny, al she did was complain

[@Friendship1nmillion]

I laughed & I'm 💯% sure it's true. Not laughing {and applauding } from experience, just only from what I've hear from women. I'M A DUDE. 👩‍🏫👨‍💻👸👏

[@conocosz]

She's really smart, and really funny, get over it.

[@nonespecial200]

She's not funny.

[@conocosz]

+nonespecial200 That's the type of thinking that is preventing humans from colonizing mars...

[@nonespecial200]

bob le Yes, because going to another planet and finding her not funny are basically the same thing.

[@ItsMasonDrake]

Can't tell if troll or geniunly hasn't seen the new season of southpark XD

[@nonespecial200]

WEBBBLASTER and everyone else...the joke flew right over my head as I was waaay behind on watching South Park this season. Binged it last night, got the joke.

[@huneysuKle]

I didn't know who she was but I loved her the second I saw her😂😂😂 The scary part is she is right😂😂

[@coffiedemon6076]

Hazzie Stylinson true 😂

[@bustdownthotiana3086]

I thought this was Liza kosher but it was still lit as fuck 😂😂😂😂❤️

[@bustdownthotiana3086]

Koshy 😬😬😬😬

[@bustdownthotiana3086]

Damon you atuocorrect ✌️️✌️️✌️️

[@erickalena]

I don't even have a bag, but this is EXACTLY what my mom's is like.

[@laurazurn5941]

Watched her on Netflix she is amazing :)

[@WuMyth]

fuck off no she isn't... I watched that and couldn't believe she gets paid for this... it was awful, why the reviews were so bad

[@dayglobetty]

Wow Zed you have no chill.

[@dayglobetty]

Dave S Maybe different people like different things are you should take a step back and realise you can't tell people what is and isn't good.

[@WuMyth]

CrispyNoodleCupGirl pure shit is pure shit... might smell little different but still shit lol

[@dayglobetty]

Zed Well plenty of people like this video, plenty of people like her stuff and talk about her stuff in general. I'm honestly baffled by how you can think it's a totally objective issue that you're right about. Either way, it seems like you genuinely can't grasp the concept of personal preference and I don't think we're gonna come to an agreement here so maybe we should just part ways, enjoy life and the internet buddy.

[@PinstripeJim]

My favorite comedian

[@juniperberryyyy]

Iliza gets that feminism in comedy isn't denying femininity and saying "men suck", it's joking about the weird shit women put up with and quirks that are very woman specific. I like that about her and her jokes

[@livissquidly]

She's like the female kevin hart (in that she's charismatic, talented & full of energy)

[@Rodshark75]

She is probably taller though'

[@todaywefly4370]

Kevin Hart is funny?

[@birdlaw1019]

"Good chewin' stock" bahahahaha!

[@DavidKimseyshatterglass]

I love Iliza so much, watching her specials on netflix always makes me smile and be happy. Thanks for having her on your show!

[@TheBizzle1984]

The bottom of my purse is currently filled with crushed up allergy pills. Some fell out of the bottle, and instead of taking them out, I just let them be crushed to death by my date book.

[@katynance8537]

TheBizzle1984 I just came across this comment and I was like "omg...have you been in my purse???" 😂😂

[@DancingSpiderman]

TheBizzle1984 I'M A GUY... and i also have Zyrtec pill dust and a pulverized granola bar at the bottom of the Holiday Inn to-go bag that I've gotten used to carrying around with me, my man-purse

[@shyannetruecrime]

TheBizzle1984 same ...I'm highly allergic to cologne and well my pills in case I have a allergic reaction exploded and my purse isn't small and I have all sorts of shit the kids though in my purse also like wrappers candy they didn't like or princess hair clips a whole lotta change like a weighted blanket of loose coins god knows what else

[@GetaPetaHome]

TheBizzle1984 OMG, Like cops will believe *that* story...and yet, I have the identical issue with my lovely generic aspirin.

[@luciferrian2473]

I have an entire bottle of benadryll floating around my purse and I just left them in there.

[@benteam3647]

Iliza is so overlooked in the stand up world. @0:47 and my sides already hurt.

[@ricky-xo9yu]

Bruh I'm a guy and when she said "why is there always a crumbled up" I knew she was gonna say granola bar😂😂 girls are all the same when it comes to their purses

[@LordofFullmetal]

Where do the granola bars even COME from??? I don't even buy granola bars and this still happens to me!

[@I_cant_swim]

Some times it’s those jelly filled ones then you have to buy a WHILE NEW GODDAMN PURSE

[@ablet85]

I don’t know. My sister in law always has Maccas cheese burgers in hers.

[@JoshuaFrick3]

Satan needs a special wing of hell dedicated for people who like to tell comedians they're not funny.

[@mrwizard5012]

While everyone else is laughing, nonetheless lmao

[@Margoisaman]

Fuck you :)

[@skeetyeet3957]

yes I love u

[@corystadman9089]

Her brand of comedy is pretty specific. I don't find this funny at all

[@OzzieTheHead]

This bit is much funnier on her Netflix special. I started watching and could tell this felt more rushed and lacked the energy she usually has

[@AlainBruno]

I could watch her all day long.

[@AntiDot43]

she's so funny!

[@andreeaabro]

Iliza is a good comedian..

[@laurengails1fan285]

i'm a girl who doesn't wear makeup yet somehow i still got this

[@Wickerbasket]

Your profile picture literally has you wearing make up.

[@goldenstripes3296]

Wickerbasket the comment was from three whole ass years ago, you think she wouldn’t change her mind about something???

[@Khalidazizphoto]

this Iliza reminds me of Lisa Kudrow (young) Phoebe from tv show "friends"

[@t.least.he.is.honest]

ye sa little bit

[@85Aheadstix]

Khalid Aziz With an IQ higher than 60, unlike Kudrow.

[@RogiRemillard1977]

it's just the hair. you so shallow. blonde, plaits, lisa kudrow.

[@eileenwagenblast1864]

Ahhh so THAT’S why she’s not funny

[@ShreyaSingh-ns5wb]

You got the natures valley granola bar part spot on

[@lydiaking6680]

The Nature Valley Bar thing is so true

[@stuffnuns]

Iliza is brilliant. She constructs her routines with an amazing skill of writing and timing. Luv her.

[@Boosty_Boost]

AHAHHA! xD Fuck shes funny! MORE! She's a new favorite to me!

[@Boosty_Boost]

Also - Might be a long shot, but try asking an upcoming star Simon Talbot from Denmark if he can do something funny in English for the late late show?, he's got this completely sold out show rolling atm "Mr. Copenhagen", and he´s father is Irish as far as i understand. :D Hes funny as hell, and should be quite able to be funny in English as well. Maybe he would be a great add to you line of comedians? :D

[@AnomalousIy]

Malte Christrup She has 3 specials on netflix i recommend them

[@Boosty_Boost]

Sasha Carrasquillo oh thanks xD i don't have netflix though hehe

[@emilyparr2747]

Omg the nature valley bar was too real lol

[@Terrezio]

did they sensor the "god" in goddamn? 3:10

[@LennardHartman]

Terrezio land of the free......

[@d00mpirate]

Incredibly common and has been this way for a long time. This is how they censor goddamn on most tv and radio broadcasts.

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

C Morr Damn Allah

[@joetyler835]

Gary Faulkner Allah is God in Arabic..

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

Joe Tyler I identify as Allah gendered. My Relatives are muslim, so I feel very connected with the fella'. We have much in common. ^ ^ Allahdamn!

[@overthisibi932]

I'm so happy she is coming back

[@daviswiggs4695]

Everybody has their own taste in Comedy and if you don't like it, thats fine and if you do like it, thats ok too. Just keep your opinions to a minimum so drama doesn't control your life. Just enjoy it or click off to another video. Have a nice day!

[@David-jz9bi]

It's *MY* opinion that speaking about opinions is rude.....but you should all listen to me...and my opinion....cause like....its mine

[@daviswiggs4695]

Go back to what you said before. "She's unfunny and people that find her funny have a low standard for comedy". If you dont think thats funny, great then click off. If you do think shes funny, then leave a nice comment instead of saying that. :)

[@notmypresidentpresident2201]

I love how you said get over it and in the nicest way and people still get triggered like a virgin 😂😂😂. Makes me happy. Let’s me know I’m more mature than most adults twice my age 😂. Adults be acting childish 😂😂😂👌👌👏

[@I_cant_swim]

Omg! This is the first comment I’ve seen without one person degrading her..

[@I_cant_swim]

David ? So we should listen to your opinion because you think you reign above us all....? I can see that you’d want to state your opinion but to say she’s “trash” and “has no sense of humor” and stuff like that is just you blankly commenting rude stuff about her. I don’t want to have to right a whole essay to tell you what the difference is between a rude comment and an opinion.

[@Omomoification]

iliza! so good! kept laughing out loud, which isn't as common as I'd expect. great segment overall.

[@CreamIceMs]

The granola bar thing... So true

[@reneenewton936]

I felt that nature valley comment in my soul. I have lost so many of those to my bag

[@conancat]

Anyone who actually had interacted with girls for a better part of their lives will find this funny. I saw this bit on her Netflix special, I laughed then and I laughed again now. Exaggerated yes, but that's what many comedy bits are, take some truths and facts and exaggerate them for comedic effect. Every time my mom or my girl friends asked me to look for something their bag... Oh god why do you even have this thing in there in the first place?! Then guys have a set of problems... When you have two guys living together it'll be a "uhh where did you put that thing? i can't find em" going on all day, lol.

[@r.s.mendoza8085]

The ad libs were amazing. 😁

[@brittneymiller605]

Love Iliza! Hahaha watch all her Netflix specials and thank me later❤🙌❤

[@dr.irfananwararnab1925]

That's every women's bag....lol....with slightly different combinations across cultures 😂😂

[@a_dsr4467]

How am I stumbling on her just NOW!!! She's amazing!!

[@BigPauleyD]

her Netflix Special was funny

[@danielburton8561]

BigPauleyD it really wasn't.

[@123wolfpup]

daniel burton it really was. Both of them

[@thewhiterabbitchaser]

all three of them!

[@turzigaming]

I love how she said "socks" and not "tampon out of its wrapper" 😂 "don't *blows on imaginary tampon* and... You'll get disintsry and never finish the Oregon Trail"

[@Loiichi]

She's hilarious. "Phone charger, socks."

[@prithushukla8634]

She is not,I repeat,she is not funny.

[@GeneralG1810]

"But it was expensive and you don't wanna waste it" I'm not even a chick and I was laughing at that one

[@Raisinsaredumb]

Aww it’s brings a tear to my eye the brutal and emotional honesty haha no sugar coating 👊

[@lloydthomas780]

This lady is awesome

[@miggidymark]

at suck-fest comedy.

[@augustwillow3925]

+miggidymark Sweet burn bro such genuis

[@miggidymark]

***** She's jewish...I heard they were against that lol.

[@gingermariska198912]

I love how intelligent she is, always fresh comedy

[@NesSie2130]

I'm crying! 😂😂😂😂😭💀💀

[@fief139]

Holy shit this is so accurate

[@EricaLaurenx3]

my ex boyfriend was ALWAYS late so I just stopped getting ready expecting him to come on time so now I've formed the bad habit to get ready at the last minute with my current boyfriend (we're almost 6 years in, you'd think by now, I'd kick the habit lol) and I always feel so bad that I'm making him wait downstairs so I can get the wings on my eyeliner right... like he even cares hahahah I love Iliza she's amazing!

[@hyoyeonsblondehair4315]

I am crying from laughter at 2 in the morning 😭😂😂😂😂✊🏼

[@iggypopisgod9]

This is good. IMHO, i enjoyed her act 5-6 yrs ago more. She has gained notoriety, and this doesn’t improve upon what older material i have seen.

[@510MIGNON]

I effing love her and I love the perspective she gives the inside world of women

[@hydeperv]

Omg my bag has socks and a charger and crumbs of a granola bar and a concealer that has lost its lid D: was she inside my bag?!

[@johnbires568]

Just a winters frost? Too funny!

[@catherinebunten8163]

I love her so much

[@indrabrugueras2627]

the nature valley granola bar cracked me up ..soo hilarious and true.!!!!

[@timmothy58]

hey...wow...how wonderful comedians can be...thank...love...

[@candy_apple8931]

yessssss the granola bar 😂😂😂

[@shellymazalbenhacoun9969]

I don't who she is, but she made me laugh so hard 😂😂Good job !!❤️❤️

[@Barbiegirlmomma]

Hubby is named Scott,, it cracks me up so much when she says that

[@VeryEpicDolphin]

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&M's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other M&M, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&M's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to M&M's brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

[@layboi_g0hard186]

I saw this on the internet, be original, give credit😑😒

[@skeetyeet3957]

I’ve seen this like 10 times

[@cinnamonangel5440]

Lol you stole this

[@tangobango9653]

Iliza luvs to do the ‘old woman’ & ‘monster’ voice. She’s good at it. 🥴

[@shenaliranasinghe8764]

She's sooooo good at it!!! 😂😂

[@coscorrodrift]

Lmao she's got thst Barney Stinson sound to her, with the "nay!"

[@jesslouise8122]

This is the second time she’s done this exact act, I prefer the first one but the crowd in this one seemed to appreciate it more

[@bella_k5230]

Nature valley got me fucked up😂😂 I legit always have a half eaten bar and eat it when I see fit😂😂😂😂

[@MellyP22]

OMG I DIED AT THE NATURE’S VALLEY GRANOLA BAR!!!

[@elizahernandez.pr.9322]

my name is Eliza too. but it starts with a E. u are soooo funny. all of those things happen to me lol

[@soppywaffles]

Omg this is all so relatable o.o

[@ChaoukiSADOUSSI]

gr8 set ! like the new style !

[@Redjotoba]

chaouki SADOUSSI the style is nice 👍🏻

[@vertigoed.]

ANGELICA! ILIZA! AND PEGGY! 😂💛. eh? eh? get it? Hamilton, anyone?

[@marksquirp5388]

haha that frozen bit was the best joke I have ever heard

[@methinks5093]

I hadn’t laughed this much for a loooong time. Iliza you are great!!

[@GM-yq4xp]

this spoke to me on a spiritual level!!!

[@beatricewilliams9443]

the no lid concealer joke is so true every. damn. time

[@iselinemendoza9819]

Lol my husband has had to go "were going to memorial enough with the glitter" , i was just trying to be happy lol

[@needfoolthings]

0:06 Christina Applegate's best angle.

[@nexisferal822]

It is 9:20pm and I'm dying. 😂😂😂

[@jasonturner8711]

She is amazing 😂

[@cinnamonkissahx]

This is amazing 😂 I never heard of her, And now I love her. 😂💋

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

You should see her stand up special on Netflix - it is unbelievably hilarious .. :)

[@PoliticalWonderland]

She did this joke before search for it... the first time was better but she still amazing! Trying to squish the jokes in on this forum

[@RodrigorReyes123]

Women comics are not funny. They're hilarious 😂

[@jammail5425]

No just her. She is amazing.

[@CodeProvider]

so one woman makes the entire gender funny? when you watch 1 funny man do you conclude, "Wow, male comics are hilarious!" special ed class

[@syd2698]

@@CodeProvider that's a very sexist view. I can name so many from the top of my head, for example I was just watching Taylor Tomlinson. Similarly. I can name so many unfunny male comedians as well.

[@UFCMania155]

99.5% of women comics aren't funny

[@h3h3humor84]

UFCMania155 it’s not that women aren’t funny. It’s that y’all don’t want them to be funny. A man can tell a joke and the whole room will applaud them. A woman will tell the same joke and the whole room will go “omg are you ok?” “That was really dark” “is this a cry for help.”

[@teresadalessio1]

This woman is me. Exactly. Shes like a doppelganger of the soul.

[@melissinha73]

Nature's Valley Granola Bar crumble and gum on pennies!!! Comedians strike gold when they get things right!!

[@jeffk1482]

Sharper than a razor and funny AF!!! (Pretty easy on the eyes too). One imagines that getting into an argument with this lady without your absolute BEST A+ game on is like showing up to a gunfight with a pocket knife.

[@mirrordragonet2275]

I lost it at the concealer bit XD

[@benfarrar741]

Is anyone on the thread old enough to remember old Robin Williams comedy routines? Because I'm getting SERIOUS Robin Williams vibes from this woman.

[@tennisbandnerd]

Ok she needs to come back!

[@nikkiolson8732]

She has a few comedy specials on Netflix! She's so funny in every one! I love her!

[@jake08311]

Good show. Remember Russell Howard, Brit comedian, on world tour will be in USA in May 2017. Don't miss his show!

[@SuperSwatts1]

She forgot that half-opened tampon that is no longer usable but goes back in anyways.

[@wendysuarez787]

LMAO!! She totally summarized my handbag!!

[@cesarsojo243]

This monologue was the exact same one that was on her comedy special

[@t.least.he.is.honest]

All comics do it

[@DancingSpiderman]

Cesar Sojo Recycling is a good habit

[@Schodboyblves]

believe it or not comedians don't write a whole new set before every show

[@t.least.he.is.honest]

***** yes it is amazing what people do and dont realise this,some even incorparate it when they are in an intervierww,the interviewer sets up,they are just tyring to make the audience laugh ,nothing wrong with laughing at a good joke twice

[@yeeaahBUDDY]

Yes, because she was promoting said comedy special. Just like every guest on late night shows; they're on to promote their new movie/album/book/comedy show. Why else would she be there??