I will always love her effortless voice changes. Normal talk to an enraged "it's ruined Scott!" no cool down straight back to normal talk. Normal voice to soulless computer. She didn't do any animal screeching in this bit, but even that. That's a fine talent to have, especially if you also have friends and like to pull the occasional fast one on them.
@generalbismark7163 Жыл бұрын
I got to give props to the moving around like that with those heals on. Like seriously decent bits and the rest but the hopping around in those heals without busting an ankle bravo. Those things look like a broken ankle walking normally, doing all that nevermind hungover.
@jenniferaashiem61652 ай бұрын
It was talent for sure, but I’m sure she wasn’t really hungover. It just helped her story.
@lindsayalisonstevens3592 Жыл бұрын
“Homeostasis achieved.” I live for those 4 minutes every day 😂😂😂
@ksy4747 Жыл бұрын
I am by no means this neurotic about my appearance, but I ABSOLUTELY relate and know EXACTLY what she is talking about. I HATE when I start messing with my make up. It's always same story too. I have plenty of time, but then somewhere down the line the make up isn't turning out as perfect as I envisioned so I start trying to course correct..and the more I'm trying to fix it, the worse it gets until I have 5 minutes left until I have to leave my house and I look like I need another hour to look human again. It's HORRIBLE! HAHAH
One thing I love about Iliza is her delivery. I don't care what anyone says: I get some serious Robin Williams vibes from her, and I'm here for it.
@maxbehymer85352 жыл бұрын
3:52 this bit especially is very Robin Williams
@mollusckscramp4124 Жыл бұрын
Out of left field and delusional comparison, they're not even close
@hillarycourchaine6829 Жыл бұрын
Totally agree 💯
@ponygirlusa Жыл бұрын
No.
@EJofLA7 ай бұрын
I get serious Whitney Cumming vibes.
@NellLashay Жыл бұрын
She's so funny! The crowd did not give her enough
@paulripp8802 Жыл бұрын
“If he calls himself an ‘Alpha,’ *kiss* he’s a beta.” - Iliza Shlesinger
@Levan4KGaming2 жыл бұрын
Love her she is so funny
@MichealSchroeder-b9k9 ай бұрын
This is good advice for either men or women, "Never ever be the smartest person in your squad, because when you are incapacitated it is your squad that will be taking care of you!" My squad almost killed me on my 21st birthday and since then I have never been the smartest person in my squad.
@adrianignat842 жыл бұрын
Love her, she's my favourite female comedian ❤️
@AgentAika001 Жыл бұрын
Taylor Tomlinson
@thomaslemon3971 Жыл бұрын
@@AgentAika001 Amen, she’s the best.
@Liv-or5ci11 ай бұрын
@@AgentAika001for me it’s both for sure!
@VictoriaSobocki2 жыл бұрын
Good set
@bernadinhotan7870 Жыл бұрын
God, this world class top notch humour is just lost on this crowd. Heartbreaking
@zugzug6773 Жыл бұрын
it's lost on everyone I remember the first time I watched Bill Burr knowing nothing at all about him and I laughed until I cried. I haven't even chuckled and have taken to reading the comments while she's still going.
@bernadinhotan7870 Жыл бұрын
@@zugzug6773 you laugh-cried at Bill Bur? Yeah, I can see that.
@zugzug6773 Жыл бұрын
@@bernadinhotan7870 to each their own I suppose I just always suspect the people who clai to find this lady funny wanted to have sex with her 10 years ago.
@annaburns2865 Жыл бұрын
It’s not lost on people. It’s just not needed to survive. And when everyone is in survival mode, things like this just arent valued. She’s very good at what she does though. I wish her the best.
@ponygirlusa Жыл бұрын
@@zugzug6773Hahaha Bill Burr is the best!
@AF-mz8qx Жыл бұрын
SPARKLEFISH ✨💀
@sproutbliss Жыл бұрын
🙌
@zugzug6773 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the laughter was polite.
@hillarycourchaine6829 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love her comedy, she's hilarious.
@robertkerby2581 Жыл бұрын
Hilariously funny! I love, love, love Iliza!
@MrsShroff3 ай бұрын
Bravo!!
@daniellancaster4161 Жыл бұрын
Oh the fineness!!!!
@SMHman666 Жыл бұрын
Oh, the simping!!!
@daniellancaster4161 Жыл бұрын
Oh I know it lol!!
@SMHman666 Жыл бұрын
@@daniellancaster4161 If I was 20 years younger...... I'd still be too old for her, lol.
@einundsiebenziger54884 ай бұрын
finesse*
@daniellancaster41613 ай бұрын
I mean, she is sooo fine, she is fine-ness, not finesse
@rachelcrossen8136 Жыл бұрын
How do you spend an hour on just make up?
@Liv-or5ci Жыл бұрын
Liquid eyeliner and lash application takes me 30 minutes bc I have a tremor
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
First you Wash your face and neck well, possibly Exfoliate but Not with those soaps that have crunchy little rocks in them those are proven to be detrimental to your skin and tear it so small you can't see it's torn. Then either wax stray hairs, nare, shave or tweeze or even Dermaplane all stray hairs in the face or neck region, if any. Then you Pat dry with a microfiber cloth before you apply Moisturizer. Let that set in a few seconds at least before going on to sunscreen. Some good moisturizers have the sunscreen in it already. Then there's this special ingredient most people skip that goes on the skin after moisturizer called Toner which helps the makeup last longer and apply evenly. Next comes Foundation. Most people seem really into contouring... Actually, there's lots of tutorials on here for the next partsv with the contouring and blush and shadows and eyeliner and mascara and I'm no pro.bLook it up here on KZbin? and I don't even wear makeup like that yet but I won't sneer either cause I know youth is Fleeting for all and one day we'll all be glad we paid attention
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
Sorry, my step mother has spent an hour in her makeup before being seen for DECADES now and I'm just waiting for the day when I have to "put my face on" too, to feel pretty anymore lol
@Liv-or5ci11 ай бұрын
@@KimCruzes I thought you were replying to me based on the way my notifications showed up and I was like “oh no what shitstorm did I start on KZbin last night” lmao PHEW go off!!!
@dannybattinieri51182 күн бұрын
By making it a fun ritual
@b.972410 ай бұрын
I take roughly 10 minutes to do my makeup, maybe 30 on a day where I'm really taking my time or doing eyeshadow for a special event, but i knew a girl who took 3 hours every day no matter what and we both worked at an Amazon factory at the time. Blew my mind
@bensatterfield367 Жыл бұрын
Good chewing stock 😂
@EJofLA7 ай бұрын
Funny and fascinating. Thank you Iliza for making my extremes seem mild by comparison to you. I'd say you need therapy, but then you wouldn't be so dern amusing!
@nunyobidness2358 Жыл бұрын
7/10 would apply "body glitter"
@brandytheaddtolerator11 ай бұрын
Found her through my sister. Would love to see her live :)
@theresenydahl95312 жыл бұрын
She nailed it😃😃😃😃😃
@jaymilo84252 жыл бұрын
I'd have to lie to my ex wife so she'd be ready in 3 hours...so dinner was at 4 pm🤣 ...poor kids were starving in the early years before Daddy figured out how to manipulate that woman
@sativarosegold36042 жыл бұрын
I hate women like that
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
Ew
@imaginempress340811 ай бұрын
👀
@lesley5914 Жыл бұрын
French Canadian - Grandpere
@Deranged-Lemonade-Stand Жыл бұрын
Ha that's fine. In fact you can pay for my face-lift along with my priorities in life.
@deborahlarson26504 ай бұрын
I hate to say it, but I believe you are right on 😄🙄
@tabormiston1792 жыл бұрын
The women I have dated were the one that were late! Two or more hours late!
@ComedyDanks3 күн бұрын
shes been a comedian for ten years apparently 😷
@tamtam36069 ай бұрын
Well u got that u get to see the amount of stress i cause them
@JakeTheSnake500 Жыл бұрын
She got the lower body of a thoroughbred! God bless her!
@ponygirlusa Жыл бұрын
More like a quarter horse. 🙄
@jdblack97037 ай бұрын
She’s from Texas. Cowboys ride quarter horses.
@gregharn1 Жыл бұрын
For most, right up to about 35. For the wealthy, maybe 50.
@JohnnyKChop Жыл бұрын
Terrible crowd
@dorismcelroy41592 жыл бұрын
💝 love her 💝
@alandgomez590510 ай бұрын
Meh, I gave her a shot lol. Lated a good 2 minutes 😂
@danidragonfly2 жыл бұрын
An hour?! Just for makeup?! As someone that wears a full beat daily this is not necessary. 🤦♀️
@howesteve9662 жыл бұрын
My ex would take AT LEAST an hour to do her face. And another 30 minutes on her hair. She would take about 3 hours to fully get ready if she needed a shit, shower, and shave.
@sativarosegold36042 жыл бұрын
@@howesteve966 I see why she's an ex. It saves time to date a naturally attractive one
@JIKitty Жыл бұрын
@@sativarosegold3604 Or someone who is confident with looking average/just cute naturally.
@melliferousanomaly5612 жыл бұрын
Nice BioDome reference!
@shorditchiscool2 жыл бұрын
I thought I only immediately disliked men who call themselves ‘alphas’.. turns out it’s also women too
@ponygirlusa Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious - people who call themselves Alphas are definitely NOT.
@sativarosegold36042 жыл бұрын
Makeup should take 10-15 minutes tops. If it takes longer just give up because you'll scare him when he sees your real face
@Bobtheturtle46982 жыл бұрын
Definitely not true. I've spent an hour on makeup all the time and my boyfriend tells me I'm beautiful anyway and that I don't need the makeup. If you dont have a partner that's doing that then maybe you should get a different one. Also most of my partners have said this not just the current one. I dont think it's as big of a deal as you think it is
@roselynmvm Жыл бұрын
It should take 10-15 minutes for those that don’t know how to have fun. But for the rest of us it should take as long as we want 😅
@ElshiBumcfksz Жыл бұрын
@@Givebackthescarf I wish I could give this comment a heart! Here it is ❤ I don't care about males opinion on my makeup I do it for myself and THE ART of it ! I do full hour makeup even when I stay at home, it's a therapy 😅
@lady4191 Жыл бұрын
Works for you but that's not a universal truth
@tisashakya4729 Жыл бұрын
I stopped wearing makeup cuz i realized i started to not like my face without it. Without it i feel undone. And yea its totally not our fault that makeup has become a part of most girls' lives, it is society's fault. It has made the beauty standards so absurdly high for women. I realized that i just refuse to accept it. So to the women reading this, if you wear makeup, are you really wearing it ONLY cuz you enjoy it, or do you feel incomplete or bad about yourself without it? Im not saying every girl who wears makeup doesnt like her natural face, but a lot of girls dont. I just feel like we should all collectively shut down these standards yknow? Make em realistic again.
@fritsvanzanten3573 Жыл бұрын
For prevention's sake this video is only six minutes long?
@eagleleathertradingco97958 ай бұрын
I was laughing at the first minute… I did not recognize her from the last video I saw of her but she is phenomenal what a specimen and oh yeah she’s funny… Don’t act like she’s not the hottest comedian you’ve ever seen… OK female stay with me I’m hetero just throwing that in there. Oh yeah she looks like breakfast lunch and dinner to me baby. OK so now I’m a creep lol. Just saying what a specimen come on not that I didn’t have a half a dozen women that look just like her in the 80s that’s right I’m 102… Rock on grandpa
@heathertoribio5824 Жыл бұрын
An hour for makeup??? GD!
@jesuisdenis57392 ай бұрын
I really like her. She's a brilliant comedy talent. I don't know if I'd want to date her, or marry her, but I REALLY like her.
@TheSmitty8902 ай бұрын
Her legs look amazing 🤩
@PuppySubotic Жыл бұрын
Saying you are the alpha means you are the beta.
@photondebuger452 ай бұрын
She looks good in those jeans....
@TheAlreadytaken24 Жыл бұрын
She projecting
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
FACTS ❤😂🎉😅
@7thlady Жыл бұрын
An hour? An HOUR? Jiminy Christmas, no wonder men think I'm cool wash-and-go chick. It's not like I wear NO makeup, but an HOUR! What is this, the 80's? I'm so confused right now.
@MsJanetWood11 ай бұрын
CLASSIC MAKEUP ROUTINE: 1. Cleanse face. 2. Add moisturizer. 3. Add foundation with a beauty blender. '4. Powder face with a powder puff. 5. Add blush on cheeks. 6. Add eyeshadow to lids. 7. Outline eyes with eyeliner. 8. Put on mascara. 9. Put on lipstick. 10. Spray on perfume. 11. Brush hair. Done! About an hour.
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
That's a cringey brag my friend. Calling oneself cool? Not cool lol
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
You're not doing it well then and who are you to judge the ones who took the time to learn proper skincare routines? From one who barely wears makeup btw, it's not a crime to do so. Careful not to judge or your wrinkles will come in faster
@7thlady11 ай бұрын
@@KimCruzes Meh, I'm just repeating what I hear. Your mileage may vary, and some guys love a painted face that takes hours, but bear in mind that a lot of guys are absolutely not fans. It's a response to comic routine, btw, so don't take it all so seriously.
@sandracastillo331711 ай бұрын
@@MsJanetWood don't forget concealer and color correcting. and half hour trying to put on false eyelashes and 15 extra minutes for eyebrows. Unfortunately,, I have none of either :( Today...did the routine but used wrong products or missed a step with my foundation or added to many products and it pilled. After all that I ended up having to wash most of it off. So this hits home...lol.
@kevinmurdoch4184 Жыл бұрын
Damn. Her legs! 😍😍
@TheTurinturumbar Жыл бұрын
Soo, an hour late to see what you look like? Cool.
@posthocprior2 жыл бұрын
Tough crowd.
@samk48016 ай бұрын
Dayum! That was a LONG 6 minutes!!! I watched two other comics yesterday, one 45 minutes and one about an hour, and the time flew by. Because they were funny. This was just bad. (I used to be a big fan but her stuff the last couple of years has just been sad, not funny.) NOTE: One comic was Sam Morill (from 2020) and the other one was Sarah Millican, from the UK.
@eargazms3 ай бұрын
❤ Sam Morril ❤ I still don't comprehend how this broad won last comic standing.
@skaybaltimore3 ай бұрын
@@eargazms Facts! (And Sam has a new special out now!)
@damiosibodu4382Ай бұрын
homeostasis
@brontiq Жыл бұрын
One HOUR for make up? Who needs an hour to do their make up??? If you need more than 10 minutes you're already over doing it
@liquid69012 жыл бұрын
She's great! sometimes comedy isn't just for men.
@Hoganply Жыл бұрын
Or people with senses of humour.
@Leafygreenie Жыл бұрын
Or women who don’t wear make up 😢 putting stuff on your face is a weird concept to me
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
@@Givebackthescarfwhat in the actual? I hope you mean you don't get to erase women not just your color cause that's sick light skinned deserve to be loved too all women should unite there's a barrage of men pretending women suck for existing get with the program lol get right with Jesus
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
@@Givebackthescarfignorance you say lol mirror time
@zuzannakielar11 ай бұрын
Agree but this is just not a good example.
@Anonymity680 Жыл бұрын
ONE HOUR????? That’s 4% of your life you are giving to makeup! I thought she would say something like 10 minutes
@anniejones3768 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but make up can be such a zen, arts and crafts type experience. I can listen to music/ podcasts or watch Netflix from my phone in the bathroom. I can take my time and get excited to go out. An hour is a long time for make up and definitely more than anyone needs, but that's probably the average prep time if you're leisurely getting ready
@Liv-or5ci Жыл бұрын
Oh you sweet summer child
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
That's not even close to right lol nice try though
@phj223 Жыл бұрын
an hour to apply make up, oof o.O
@adamspeaks6223 Жыл бұрын
Life after the WALL.
@robcroft5132 Жыл бұрын
😂💙
@cl7max Жыл бұрын
Didn’t laugh once
@Levipaulsen Жыл бұрын
It's because you're in Chinatown
@hatchhermit77 Жыл бұрын
@@Levipaulsen This reference was actually pretty funny. Funnier than the joke, imo.
@bleepbloop9123 Жыл бұрын
mommy issues?
@MrSanman28 Жыл бұрын
The reason she is not funny is because it all comes off as narcissistic.
@jenshaw8085 Жыл бұрын
Nah it’s because you’re a man and you’re butthurt! She’s hilarious!
@milfordjohnson2289 Жыл бұрын
she just get prettier by teh minute tho i not even jokimg😍
@einundsiebenziger54884 ай бұрын
... the* minute. I'm* not even joking*. Don't type while driving!
@milfordjohnson22894 ай бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488 i wasnt. i just really enjoy typing the as teh . dont discriminate whilst being really right!
@milfordjohnson22894 ай бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488 also you wouldnt happen to know if shes looking for a pool boii or anything 🥰 i could like... clean her pool... make some money. and like... say hello when she gets home from work and that :)
@francisd2086 Жыл бұрын
Just not fumny
@an8302 жыл бұрын
👍👍😊🌠
@misstee973 Жыл бұрын
How tf is she not married ??
@liquidleopard44959 ай бұрын
I thought she was.
@hirokomlm131 Жыл бұрын
She's not so much funny as she is just someone who likes to be the only one talking while an audience listens.
@dade4537 Жыл бұрын
Yea ... white women.
@thomaslemon3971 Жыл бұрын
I love Iliza on podcasts because she’s very intelligent and has a lot of great things to say. But her comedy is…meh.
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
She's hilarious it doesn't always have to be from a guys point of view. I laugh when men talk sometimes why is it so hard for your gender to try to lighten up and admit women are hilarious too I promise it doesn't make your side any less funny or worth less in any way
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
Just try to see things from another perspective like we do for y'all all the time lol
@starshinestarbright964 Жыл бұрын
666 symbol
@Sincerely_SweetAesthete Жыл бұрын
I do not understand how she became a stand up comedian. At least her older stuff is somewhat funny. She just reminds me of a pick me.
@laraparks70182 жыл бұрын
An hour for make up? I'm a man woman I guess
@sativarosegold36042 жыл бұрын
Only if you're ugly or have crippling insecurity (unfortunately that's a large number of women)
@Canyon2023 Жыл бұрын
If only this alpha female was funny.
@w.d.g.2 жыл бұрын
and more dangerous
@clandeszipp45642 жыл бұрын
Not funny.
@sscc68532 жыл бұрын
Agree
@sarahjmarquez Жыл бұрын
Me two I agree
@Laughing_Buddha_Tattoo Жыл бұрын
She is absolutely shyt. No good.
@einundsiebenziger54884 ай бұрын
@@sarahjmarquez I* do agree, too*. (nobody says "me agree")
@snarflatful2 жыл бұрын
Not as funny as when she ad libs.
@coreyrobertson93323 ай бұрын
Psychos.
@andyvankerkhove69022 жыл бұрын
must be great humor for women... but not for me...
@andyvankerkhove69022 жыл бұрын
@@MS-sr6mj No it doesnt, but it is just not for me...women dont have humor...lol
@magpie.3142 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry your brain is too smooth to appreciate female comedians 😂
@magpie.3142 жыл бұрын
@@MS-sr6mj ikr it's almost like men think everything revolves around them, isn't it adorable? 😂
@InitialDIYmods2 жыл бұрын
@@MS-sr6mj as a male, I find her hilarious. Granted this was a 6 minute set about make up and date prep, it's still funny. Her full set like in "elder millennial" is very damn funny.
@sativarosegold36042 жыл бұрын
Wasn't great for me either
@lamus4e Жыл бұрын
not funny
@StevenConstantine-fw2kn Жыл бұрын
Narcissist
@Nazman06 Жыл бұрын
Unfunny
@burningmisery2 жыл бұрын
Iliza is hit n miss. Mostly miss. Miss me with that shit.
@2112jp Жыл бұрын
Boring
@StevenConstantine-fw2kn Жыл бұрын
Your not funny
@50CeNTTTTT2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone liked your comment!" Or "Someone has subscribed!" Makes my day better!!!😊😳
@andyvankerkhove69022 жыл бұрын
I never have this...
@Lmo--682 жыл бұрын
That's a dumb comment
@andyvankerkhove69022 жыл бұрын
@@Lmo--68 yours is really smart...
@Lmo--682 жыл бұрын
@@andyvankerkhove6902 no, you are smart
@sativarosegold36042 жыл бұрын
Imagine a girlfriend or hobby
@thiacari Жыл бұрын
This doesn't really resonate for me. I have always done my make up in 90 seconds, do my hair in 15 seconds, never wear uncomfortable shoes or underwear. I spend most of my time working, learning, doing sports, sometimes wondering how to deal with the cute infatued men in my life. It makes me wonder, who tricked us into using hours of our lives on face paints? Does it really pay off?
@busylivingnotdying Жыл бұрын
I don't know if you are telling the truth, of course, but if you can get men to swoon in minutes of preparation, you are naturally pretty. If that is true, applying extra face paint wouldn't help (it would probably hurt). But that is not true for other people who might be less "gifted" in that area. Conclusion: Life is unfair, so be kind to each other!
@ponygirlusa Жыл бұрын
Ask all those infatuated men, beating your door down. 😅
@thiacari Жыл бұрын
@@ponygirlusa For many men, they are drawn to well-put-together beauty ages 15-30, after that, some men question they life choices and try new things, appreciate other qualities. Being done up now and then is enough, if time together is peaceful and fun. Soooo spending time on make-up, maybe it does pay off, in the way that more younger guys and random guys are interested, people who don't know you but just met you. I've noticed that at work looking healthy is the most important thing - slept well, ate well, face shining, focusing and listening. Also my team reacts better when I'm calm and sharp. A bit of make up maybe does add an extra layer of politeness to the men, but sometimes it's on the side of flirtiness..
@sunny-frevr Жыл бұрын
Point is Alphas don't get drunk. LOL...I know a woman who wears glitter a lot and I think it's hilarious. Hahaha...IDK cause some women age like fine wine, and that's moi. Hahahaaaaa
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
Cringe
@KimCruzes11 ай бұрын
When you mock others for your own vanity, it makes you ugly fr
@sunny-frevr11 ай бұрын
@@KimCruzes I sure am ugly both inside and out, if that makes you feel better. LOL.
@rayjohnson23872 жыл бұрын
Why does it seem like all female comedians are a little on the psychotic side 🤔
@EvansEasyJapanese2 жыл бұрын
I really want to find a female comic funny. I really do. Whatever that Catherine girl's name is was close.
@alimay4342 Жыл бұрын
What you meant to say was you really don't want to be misogynistic anymore, but you just can't.
@toughbiblepassages9082 Жыл бұрын
She’s complaining, but all these “struggles” women put on themselves by choice. It doesn’t have to be that way. “But society will reject us bla bla bla..” no it won’t.. that’s just a trope code line you say to hide the fact that what you REALLY are saying is “But I won’t get to sleep with as many men as I want for as long as I want as I age.” like I said.. it’s a choice.
@rogerlongfellow205 Жыл бұрын
You sure sound repressed. It’s comedy. Loosen up, if you can.
@StevenConstantine-fw2kn Жыл бұрын
Your not hot
@einundsiebenziger54884 ай бұрын
You're* not
@goaliemojo4310 Жыл бұрын
she was pretty when i started this video...
@nkrooner2 жыл бұрын
Thick...smart...funny... Clearly this is AI and doesn't exist
@PhillySIG2 жыл бұрын
🤔🤨umm good job lil lady😳😌
@DanClapp Жыл бұрын
I like her, she's funny. Most female comedians aren't
@adamson786bi3 Жыл бұрын
WOMEN ARE JUST NOT FUNNY!!!!
@ponygirlusa Жыл бұрын
Wanda Sykes is hilarious! Tomlinson is also great.