Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia - The Cinema Snob

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Click below to see the previous episodes in The Cinema Snob's Ilsa Series! www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/ilsa-she-wolf-of-the-ss www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/ilsa-harem-keeper-of-the-oil-sheiks www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/ilsa-the-wicked-warden

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

Good lord I just spent my afternoon watching all three of those. Those were... something!

[@KevThrawn85]

Where did you find a copy of this one? I can't find it online anywhere.

[@AngelofMusic04]

R.I.P. Dyanne Thorne.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

I know nothing about her... and I can't believe she's gone...

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Dyanne Thorne was beautiful , Love the Ilsa movies May she rest in Peace

[@marikotrue3488]

I must apologize to The Cinema Snob. It took me a full 5 seconds to get the erudite comment @7:48. Dyanne Thorne had a Bond girl name and a Bond villain screen presence. Her legend will live on in film and in our hearts. Thank you (The) Cinema Snob for honoring her memory and legacy.

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

Damn I didn't know her career was that prestigious,may she rest in peace.

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

@Il Postino thank you

[@orcwarchiefreviews]

R.i.p dam never knew

[@randolphdefreese7874]

prestigious?she made a bunch of crap.

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

@@randolphdefreese7874 as in she was in a bunch of actually good stuff like star trek

[@randolphdefreese7874]

@@thekingmansplainer6813 her role in Star Trek was basically "Lady walking across the street"

[@project395vermilion]

You know what Brad, this has been one of your finest reviews as the snob, so far. Really quite funny, genuinely nostalgic, and pacing was perfect. My man!

[@brianfuller7691]

R.I.P Dyanne Thorne. You were amazing

[@umachan9286]

First Terry Jones, then a week later it's Diane Thorne and a week later it's Kirk Douglas? Damn. 2020 is really shaping up to be a bad year.

[@dubuyajay9964]

At least Kirk was over 100 years old.

[@aurorauplinks]

@@dubuyajay9964 its just how it is... whenever its a trump election year horrible horrible things happen to celebrities who have to fake their deaths as part of the great plan to accelerate the plan.... The Plan.... its a interesting one

[@janicechristiedenton0451]

... Yeah, funny that...

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

Oh how right you were

[@djobrien23]

That Goldeneye music reference. Bravo. Just.... Bravo

[@dubuyajay9964]

Ivana Onatopp?

[@dubuyajay9964]

@Limau Purut Oh my!

[@GasmaskAvenger]

About time we get to this years after its namedrop during the Elm Street 1 episode.

[@gyromurphy]

Leave it to Snob to bring yet another lovely series of bat shit films for me to watch

[@andrewguerra9343]

R.I.P. Dyane Thorne. 😢 1936-2020

[@anikmonette2140]

I'm French Canadian and this looks as if it was filmed in my yard. That's probably why they end up in Montreal later it was cheaper that way.

[@spicytrash4981]

Another Snob review! Praise be to Lloyd!

[@mightyfilm]

10:30. Holy Shit! It's the voice of Harvey Atkin! King Koopa himself in an Ilsa movie. This really IS Canadian!

[@anikmonette2140]

I'm from Quebec and I had no idea... My mom did try to watch the movie back then and she walked out of it after 20 minutes.😁

[@mightyfilm]

The guy had a distinct voice, and if you watched any Canadian voiced cartoon series, chances are you'd hear both him and John Stocker. Actually met John at a convention once. Great guy, great voice.

[@demelzafilbey7550]

Love you Lloyd xx

[@ChadDenton0712]

Thank you! I've waited a long time for this one.

[@AlexGreat321]

Watching this makes me want Rob Zombie to make Werewolf Women Of The SS

[@murrfeeling]

If it doesn't feature Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu I ain't interested.

[@lucamckenn5932]

I'm surprised he hasn't remade every somewhat famous exploitation film. Makes way more sense for him to do those and fill them with Wonder Bread white trash and Sid Haig.

[@adrienfourniercom]

Naziploitation or Goulagploitation? The debate never ends.

[@GNeves302]

@The Strawberry Pimp it isn't youtube without someone equating nazis and the soviet union...

[@iam16bits]

Authoritariansploitation?

[@MackGeddon]

At this point you can call it Ilsasploitation.

[@TheAirBear2000]

I prefer to call this installment commiesploitation.

[@oliviawilliams6204]

Why not both

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*I like how you still just pin your posters to the wall with your chair.*

[@norbertovalle7928]

Dude I love how used Lloyd’s voice for the tiger

[@SpeedyEric1]

3:01- Well, mother pus bucket. 6:02- Haha. Good one. 7:51- *BUSHWHACKED* 9:44- And since this is an Ilsa sequel, this revenge movie is already better than Holocaust 2. 11:23 & 12:00- I guess the freezing cold of Siberia slowed down their aging. 12:56- Holy Shit, Governor Pryce from the Rebels animated series DOES look like Dr. Irina Spalko from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. 14:33- And he looks like the guy from the Black Rage VHS box, minus the mustache.

[@dubuyajay9964]

9:44. Cannibal Holo____t?

[@SpeedyEric1]

@@dubuyajay9964 It's one of his earliest reviews from 2007.

[@tastyloaf5487]

Oh, please review _Mystery of the Million Dollar Hockey Puck_ If I had $1,000,000....

[@mattway18]

If I had 1,000,000,000

[@steveharvey2102]

I'd buy me a Stanley cup parade for my team....

[@steveharvey2102]

or maybe some Kraft dinner.

[@badbooking3221]

I had no idea Kevin Harlan went back in time and snagged an Ilsa role in his teens!

[@iselin90]

or maybe he saw this was like "that is going to be my announcer voice!"

[@sunshineholmes3487]

Not lying, at 3:18 the first thing that popped in my head was that If Footmen Tire You movie.

This was the first and only Ilsa film I ever saw. I only watched it once, so I totally forgot about the part in the 70s.

[@jonathanbethards3689]

That Goldeneye 64 music made my trigger finger itchy

[@orcwarchiefreviews]

You must now review The mystery of the million-dollar hockey puck Canada's demands it

[@slashingkatie7872]

Hey Snob, just curious if you’re ever going to cover any more Neil Breen movies.

[@Myndnix]

"I'm pretty sure I saw Dyanne Thorne play this character once."

[@TravisLoneWolfWalsh]

Awesome finally I hoped you were gonna do this one

[@WAMTAT]

Lloyd is the best cat on KZbin.

[@marysewall913]

Memory eternal

[@lancejobs]

18:30 Swords and snowmobile chicken... sounded a lot cooler than it turned out to be sadly :/

[@RichardWatt]

Siberia: where winter gets as cold as -60 degrees Celsius.

[@artkhristie5189]

Dyanne Thorns was very hot and her Ilsa movies were hard to watch but they were well made movies. Rest in Peace Dyanne Thorns.

[@eldridgecharles1313]

Goddammit snob, why do you keep making me laugh at jokes I don't even understand!?

[@eldridgecharles1313]

Dyanne was and still is Badass. Rip

[@Avenger85438]

Had to pick the image of Crystal Skulls bad guy that was edited to make her look like Governor Pryce from Star Wars Rebels. 'Course that was who she was based on, so...

[@RevanChist100]

Just much more modest. This is a disney show

[@howdy_dave]

Dude, I fucking lost it at the music at 6:28

[@markabboud8564]

Damn, 1370 views and 34 comments? This is the earliest I’ve ever caught a Cinema Snob video

[@NachtKaiser666]

Woah, part 2's in Montreal? Too bad I wasn't born haha

[@RaUsChGiFtEnGeL]

damn love the goldeneye music in the "morningshot" :D

[@AleBanjo]

Ah, It's been a while since the Cinema Snob did a grindhouse movie - lately it's been more Tyler Perry and Wood Rocket movies than Zombi unofficial sequels.

[@Melvinshermen]

Alé Banjo man brad need to do more grindhouse films and also 40s wtf ness

[@SyncSeiryuu]

6:29 I almost missed this reference, it really does look like the Severnaya level from Goldeneye.

[@StephenWilds]

That GoldenEye reference made my day.

[@Tyler-sy7jo]

It seems the other Ilsa reviews aren't on KZbin. Or the Snob homepage. Am I missing something? I can find a link to the other reviews on his homepage, but there's no video there just a picture of the title card. I get why it may have had to have been removed from KZbin, but his own website?

[@lazyZombie25]

Please review the Robert Duvall Stalin movie.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

How have we not done updated evil female protagonists movies in this vein with Eva Green yet...?

[@booboosicko]

Mmmmmmm Ilsa

[@CyberSpider35]

"These jackasses just start sthooting each other..." - yeap I believe this is exactly what happened with high officers of NKVD (Soviet war police) after Stalin's death. Very historicaly accurate. :)

[@blakedavis1852]

Sweet Goldeneye 007 reference, much approved!

[@cjmallycm]

The Snob always makes me laugh.

[@anthonyhudak9363]

Hey Snob can you take a look at Q the Winged Serpent?

[@PapaTaurean]

We need Ilsa, Tigress of Guantanamo Bay

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Ilsa dragon of the Yakuza, Starring Anri Okita

[@LannaDru]

Wouldn't "Wicked Warden" be more fitting?

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Oh... I needed that... i needed a Snob episode on an Isla movie after subjecting myself to depression by seeing Hilary Duff in Haunting of Sharon Tate...

[@MackGeddon]

"Here, I'll climb up that tower in my white ninja outfit. That way I'll be the best target for the other shooters" One scene later: "Dammit, if you hold up the pointed stick like this I have no choice, but to steer my snowmobile right into it"

[@Nightshift10000]

Cinema snob movie 3: Not Another Cinema Snob Movie Cinema snob movie 4: We Take It Back, Please God Let This Be Another Cinema Snob Movie Cinema snob movie 5: Cinema Snob & The Cannibal Confederations Vs. Amazon Girls A Go Go

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

Cinema Snob 6- obligatory space sequel

[@Nightshift10000]

Jacob Seed is my husband where him & Warwick Davis terrorize a group of Space Marines

[@funkyweapon1981]

Cinema Snob 7: The Search For More Money

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

@@Nightshift10000 Good Estus Pirkle! I would love to see that

[@Departmentofpoetry]

6:31 - is that the theme to one of the levels of GoldenEye. The Surface?

[@nellenbacher]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who caught that. I thought I was l having a stroke for a second.

[@Departmentofpoetry]

@@nellenbacher A fantastic game.

[@decimusmaximus2486]

Woah the rubber bullet jokes have aged like Lindsay Lohan

[@Launchpad05]

The taste of Ilsa's Frosted Flakes brings out the 'tiger' in you! (And You!)

[@karenstarr]

Now I want to see a crossover review with Snob and Brandon Tenold doing that movie about the hockey puck caper.

[@steveharvey2102]

yes, brilliant idea!!!!!

[@MabuseXX]

Great

[@demilung]

"War is over" - what war? Also, Russian president in the 70s? I have a feeling, Snob may not know much about the history of Soviet Union...

[@lolopotatoes9397]

R.I.P Lloyd. The true stoned gremlin tiger.

[@user-wx3wc4bo7c]

Hey it's a random Montreal reference 👍🇨🇦❤️

[@Seanatonin]

still waiting for the review of the Die Hard Porn Parody done by Wood Rocket. Oh hai Lloyd!

[@nakenmil]

IT'S 1953 WHAT WAR ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE ENDED?????

[@jokerz7936]

It was Stalin's USSR you think he told prisoners the War ended?

[@dubuyajay9964]

Korea?

[@nakenmil]

@@dubuyajay9964 - I mean, I guess? I have no idea why that would affect the gulag system or be such a big deal in Siberia though.

[@cassia3363]

1953 - the year Stalin croaked, the Stalinist terror was ending

[@IoEstasCedonta]

...did Westerners think Stalin was executed in the seventies?

[@grindhouseradio1418]

Ilsa 5: Ilsa Vs. Crazy Fat Ethel

[@justinstewart8954]

The Million Dollar Hockey Puck? Nickelodeon showed that in the 80s. I even taped it.

[@gustavorobles-diaz8467]

Did this video introduce Lloyd’s Out of Context 9-1-1: Lone Star Clip of The Week?

[@shnoogiedogg9800]

Great video as always - any chance of the rest of the Ilsa reviews finding their way onto the channel? ✌

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Rest in piece beautiful queen of exploitation.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Did anybody else see a cute kitten in the brainwashing footage?

[@phillipwells7383]

In the future, we do.

[@sadekx5251]

Love me some Ilsa, a true feminist 😄 did you say you already did the previous ones because I cannot find them.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Check his site?

[@Ratciclefan]

This is the first time I heard of Ilsa

[@RollingDodge]

I liked the Wanda, Greta, or Ilsa movies. Some may not like them, and Dyanne Thorne was hot btw. I don't know if they all are the same series prequels, sequel, miquels, etc. But I tried to watch them in the order IMDB gave. I like to think of them as cult classics and products of the time. Also, they seem like porn movies, but I think the acting and stories were way better. I would rather watch this over something like the 50 shade series, (which, I have no interest in seeing).

[@xxGhostXIIIxx]

Ilsa Queen of the Nazi love camp is a musical you say? does that mean we could expect a musical march in september contender?

[@QoMSoL]

Покойся с миром, Ильса, - самый реалистичный персонаж сказочек про жуткие гулаги :) Могла бы и Солженицыну дать списать вообще-то!!1

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

Hot topic at your Chicago appearance: The Wall.

[@Si1entshad0w]

3:26-3:29 (🤣) 3:34-3:38 (He's fine) 4:16-4:21 (Makes sense) 4:33-4:38 (I'll guess and say Lloyd's great grandfather) 5:18-5:19 (Owwwww!) 6:41-6:46 (Good guess!) 7:14-7:16 (Strike two, snob) 7:43-7:51 (😁) 9:35-9:39 (Well it is an exploitation film so... 🤷🏻‍♀️) 9:58-10:22 (We love you, Lloyd) 11:35-11:37 (My porn sense is tingling!) 14:27-14:31 (Obviously) 15:12-15:17 (Twitter, is that you?) 16:08-16:13 (🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣) 17:46-17:48 (Me!) 18:16-18:18 (Hot damn, I'm dead 🤣) 19:00-19:03 (SURE!)

[@averagejoe5145]

Sometimes I wonder what goes through a film executive's head when they decide on what gets released & what doesn't. Most of them seem so out of touch with modern audiences that it's both scary AND bizarre.

[@sta3po]

Wait, what? When did Snob do Ilsa the Wicked Warden? I've never seen that episode.

[@sta3po]

Ok, I realized he put up links right after I posted this. But there's a lot of old Snob episodes that are impossible to find. Blood Sucking Freaks is one, I wish he'd put some back up, all of the links for old episodes are dead.

[@darkmya19]

Wander how long til the 1st is remade

[@-th1rty3-]

With advancement of transportation, Canadian jousting was on dogsled first.

[@mrblonde609]

How is this channel basically frozen at 155k subs for about months now?

[@weirdkitty07]

Ha, the way you cut the cathouse scene, it looks like the three hair hopper dudes are checking each other out, not the unseen girls. Never seen this, but they really should release it with the other ones. It sounds like a bizarre Hogans Heroes tv movie. Ha. (I understand they used some of their sets when that show ended).

[@aguy17]

January 28th? That's my Birthday.

[@shortpettite]

Can you repost the others?

[@sneakyskunk1]

SPACEHUNTER IN 3D.......neat!

[@circuscharlie54]

Can you review bad turkish movies like the old times?

[@elbarto6668]

Nice Lady

[@andrewguerra9343]

Ten years ago, John Leslie died.

[@RexHoles6969]

MILLION DOLLAR HOCKEY PUCK WHEN~!?!?!?!?

[@phreakazoith2237]

Tigress of Canadia?

[@Channel1Mind]

Its almost time for musical march right......

[@colinr0380]

Catscatscatscats.....!

[@sparkpenguin]

how many grim reapers did they feed that tiger!? ten??

[@TheBattlesword]

15:09 Ok, I’m as libtarded as they come, and I don’t understand what’s so problematic about that line to warrant an SJW joke

[@heidifedor]

That’s what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.