Tango & Cash - The Cinema Snob

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With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango & Cash!
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
Theme: Rhymer-Man, Devin Letroy Powell
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[@pdshiff]

"Patrick Swayze dropped out of Tango & Cash to shoot Roadhouse" might be the most 80s thing ever said.

[@brianrochette3934]

@Michael Martin and DayGlo shirts and hair mousse.

[@zackschilling4376]

@Michael Martin and Pia Zadora stars as the love interest, and she 's on the soundtrack as well.

[@filmfanaticx4212]

I have a personal reason to love Roadhouse. I was named after Swayze's character...

[@davesmith4839]

Roadhouse!

[@filmfanaticx4212]

@Gary Hall Heh. I wish...

[@vampylass3848]

Tango and Cash is one of the best last movies of the 80s, and I truly believe that no matter what, the cinema snob will always be better than the nostalgia critic.

[@bobcobb3654]

All that movie was missing was an angry black commissioner and a scene where Nick Nolte wakes up hungover, and it’d be the 80s action movie prototype.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

he would've had to be played by FRANK McRAE .R.I.P. 🌹 he was in 48hrs & LAST ACTION HERO as a black police captain & he was in LICENSE TO KILL & BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

Watched this a few weeks ago (the boyfriend took advantage of my thing for '80s Kurt Russell and his liking of showing me new films), and I'm STILL convinced that this is the story of a married cop couple who are living apart/whose relationship has lost its spark, and it takes being framed for murder to get that spark back. I accept no other synopsis.

[@Avenger85438]

That would be a hilarious spin on the genre. Like the LEGO Batman Movie with the subtext made text.

[@davidthorson2036]

As a kid of that time period this movie checked all the boxes. Big action stars, great villians, explosions and guns galore, quips and one-liners, and that truck they drive at the end was/is one of the coolest movie vehicles ever. Oh, and that scene where they interrogate Brion James on the rooftop is still pretty funny.

[@eddiedingle767]

And released clearly unfinished

[@BatCritic21]

3:54 Somewhere, Brad Jones is chasing that truck to steal all of the Crystal Pepsi

[@gyromurphy]

LA beast is right behind Snob

[@SoulEaterSaku90]

Oh my God! Stallone does look like Egon Spengler.

[@Launchpad05]

'Yo, I got a radical idea. We'll cross the streams.'

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

@Cyber Elder egos started injecting the mold and spores

[@firebladetenn6633]

I saw this movie years ago, and loved it. Kurt Russel and Sylvester Stallone are always a win in my book.

[@jp3813]

Disappointed that you didn't point out that the scene where Stallone stops a truck is pretty much a shot-for-shot recreation of a similar scene from Jackie Chan's Police Story (1985). Then again, I didn't know that Harold Faltermeyer's actual first name is Hans until after watching this video.

[@grapeshot]

Actually this is one of my favorite buddy cop movies this one and Hot Fuzz.

[@bwillythekid8249]

Me too. And Dark Angel / I come in peace.

[@cottontail1039]

Same here. Also "Beverly Hills Cops".

[@DemiBirdDoes]

Hot Fuzz is the most beautiful satirical film.

[@1776PonySoldier]

Last Boy Scout

[@jbjacobs9514]

Did you really just make a Martika reference????????? That is why you're the best of the best Snob!

[@misaeltoral508]

This movie is a classic. How can you not love a nerd Stallone that makes fun of Rambo?

[@sketcharmstrong8491]

Nice wrap-up of the 80s in one movie...yep I remember my dad renting this one on vhs back when. R.I.P. the 80s.

[@jsb8261]

I can't believe there's finally a Cinema Snob video of a movie I've actually seen.

[@Rogun987]

Are you kidding, this was one of my FAVORITE movies as a kid.

[@jokerz7936]

Okay Stallone get Kurt Russell and make Tango and Cash 2.

[@bunkerzero]

2 tango 2 cash

[@christophermaxton7317]

This needs to happen!

[@starsiegeplayer]

It takes 2 to Tango.

[@peterkrug2327]

At this late date they'd more likely do a remake. (But then again they're coming out with a direct sequel to TOP GUN, so who knows?)

[@sasavulic1236]

to late brother to late even for holywerd.to bad i love this movie,mindlles owsome fun.

[@Luke.S2099]

Its funny that Sly, and Kurt Russell are both in Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2. So was Michael Rooker who was also in Cliffhanger with Sly. Anyway this movie is ridiculous, and I love it. Its one of those cheesy nostalgic action movies I watched growing up in the 90's. Have't seen it in a long time though :)

[@LokDesaad6]

I can't believe you're reviewing this. It's like you took a look in my head.

[@jwnj9716]

10:21 .....did he just say Mr Pervert? "INDEEEED" - David Lo Pan.

[@michaelacton2764]

PENISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[@gunkatas01]

I love this movie. The arcade game it inspired, Lucky & Wild, is one of my favorites.

[@SoftAsABaboonAss]

Lucky & Wild was AMAZING. It was my favorite arcade machine.

[@TheSperz23]

I know I’m almost 5 years too late on this, but this is the BEST Cinema Snob episode ever! All the jokes hit and I’m laughing so hard, I’m crying. Thank you for this episode on my favorite action movie of all time.

[@demelzafilbey7550]

I've always loved Tango and Cash. Thank you for reviewing it.

[@justinwilliam4644]

i loved this movie as a kid, so much that i wrote the entire screen play out on paper word for word

[@kemmdog4444]

I love how Kurt Russell jumps the gun reacting to him being electric shocked.

[@513bpmcauley]

Part of the beginning scene paid homage to Jackie Chan's Police Force

[@jessicaw9011]

And this is why I watch Cinema Snob. I learn something every time.

[@johnstriker480]

22:15 Best movie HIGHFIVE EVER!!!

[@johnstriker480]

22:15 BEST HIGHFIVE EVER!!

[@shellac23]

Thumbs up for showing Clint Howard. It’s a good omen for this week

[@tennyak]

I can’t help it, you’re my favorite KZbind! Also it helps how special I feel when I get almost all of your obscure references.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

I think he's alright, but if you have a soft spot for almost exclusively 80s and 90s movie nostalgia you want Minty comedic arts. Hes a bit more entertaining if you ask me and has better editing. Not accounting for personal taste of course.

[@Jaytheradical]

Literally until this very moment I thought Turner and Hootch and Tango and Cash were the same movie.

[@sampahumeoli]

and the soundtrack of the movie fantastic

[@MichaelPenaRiderKick]

It’s a good movie but it could of used a wise cracking, burrito loving, talking dog

[@jasoncase9481]

The movie didn't need that since it's not set in a world where dogs can talk aka something same as Men in Black movies.

[@ser6Ijvolk]

Man, every time I see Savely Kramarov in an American movie I become sad. The man is a genius actor, but the only work he got in Hollywood movies after emigrating was comedic bit roles or side characters. And the saddest part is that he died just as he had a lead role lined up.

[@kabatsky]

5:54 Savely Kramarov. RIP, man. Sad that you didn't get any big roles in Hollywood (

[@canderia]

I can't even count the amount of times I've seen this movie. I love it

[@Артём-х8ф]

Always love Snob reviewing action movies! If only he got to make a video on the ‘Universal Soldier’ Canadian TV movies...

[@hostofwords]

I gave my thumbs up for Angel's Revenge reference

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

I love this movie.

[@johntaylor1981]

Happy 30th anniversary to Tango and Cash! Please do more Stallone films.

[@PokemonHaloFan]

I can't think of a better way to end the 80's.

[@jwnj9716]

Its such a fun movie, I wish it was Arnold & Stallone but hey, its Kurt f**king Russell. Harold Faltermeyer knows how to create a memorable theme.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I actually bought this movie because of this review and I must say, money well spent.

This was one of the last major studio movie released in the '80s--there was also Steven Speilberg's "Always" and Costa-Gavras' "Music Box".

[@GroundhogDayisAWESOME]

22:15 best highfive ever!

[@Alfador42]

Tango & Cash popped my cherry. Seriously.

[@m.j.vazquez4720]

i love this movie

[@natp8387]

The fact it had so many problems and still turned out awesome is a testament to how Hollywood USED to be amazing and the force of talented actors could make things come to life.

[@johnstriker480]

22:15 Most badass handshake!!

[@turbopumped6490]

Really liked this back in the day - good stupid fun.

[@Mattteus]

RIP Bryon James. (Nice Poochinski ref)

[@Nergalsama01]

4:52 The villain of the movie...you mean Gul Dukat inside the limo?

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Has Mark Alamo ever played anything but a villan? He was great as Gul Dukat though, who is, was and always will be the best villain in trek history.

[@ticklemyheart44]

4:16 remember kids, always wear your seat belts

[@kaylacolgan]

Oh, I’ve heard of Tango and Cash. 😂😂.

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

11:41 If only you could review the Andy Griffith Show, Snob! That's where he's the best!

[@sta3po]

Got to see it in the theatre when it came out. I think there were about six other people in there with me.

[@xkumanekox]

Oh shit! I haven't seen this movie in ages!

[@diggerfan9319]

An underrated classic.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

As someone who never saw this movie, I never expected _this._

[@CthulhuianBunny]

The thing that surprises me the most about this movie is that Jack Palance _didn't_ eat those mice.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Stallone in glasses looks a little like Michael Crichton

[@PaladinDusty]

Best review of 2019. Calling it now.

[@michaelguccione6865]

Please do Freebie and the Bean. Thats such a great fun movie thats sadly all but forgotten. It could sure use the Cinema Snob exposure and treatment.

[@umachan9286]

This was always a fun movie whether you saw it in 1989 or just recently. It's not a classic or all that well made but it's entertaining and that's really what matters in the end.

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

Just realized I can never win the challenge of watching 'The Snob' next to my sleeping g/f w/out waking her up. 😂

[@harrisonmckinney7659]

I love this movie!

[@andrewphillips8341]

Love this film!

[@CrazyFoo501]

This movie looks amazing

[@MikeMixtapeMM]

This is like the best tie-in review and matches so well. Both Tango & Cash as well as Hobbs and Shaw have electricity scenes. :3

[@jsc315]

For a buddy cop film it has such a weird tone going for it making it really special and I love it all the more because of it.

[@darkone666]

Classic

[@goldensolder44]

16:21 What am I watching, Sesame Street now? That's funny because that actor played 'Mr.Noodle' during the 'Elmo's World' segment.

[@markmorris6721]

This move rock! Nice work bro. Can you review the buddy cop movie red steel I think it’s called.... it has Arnold S and Jim Belushi in it, when Russia sends over their top cop.

[@jbjacobs9514]

I think it was Red Heat. I love that movie! LOL

[@markmorris6721]

Yes!!!! Red heat you rock. I was telling my wife about it and she didn’t believe me.

[@jbjacobs9514]

@@markmorris6721 The only reason I remember the title is because there was another movie (prison exploitation flick) that came out with the same name. LOL I did love Arnie and Belushi together.

[@ghostofkrows]

This movie is awesome.

[@jonathanbethards3689]

“Hong place, Hong time, asshole!” Holy shot I can’t breathe..

[@aiberlane3390]

It's rather charming seeing a villain nuzzle a rat.

[@thatdude3938]

I'm surprised Tango and Cash haven't met Ernest in that prison

[@robertstuart480]

The 50's "The Fast And The Furious" is actually a pretty solid film. Check it out.

[@iammuaddib]

Everytime I would go into the team shower, I would quote, "You can stop holding in your stomach."

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

Rumor has it East Germany finally agreed to take down the Berlin Wall so they could watch Tango & Cash.

[@haldon12]

I love that, in the same week Cinema Snob reviews Tango and Cash, the movie gets a joke on Late Night with Seth Meyers. I think someone on the writing staff is a fan!

[@nathanforester5993]

Prior to this that big jawed prisoner (Robert Z'Dar) was a cop, not just any old cop though...a maniac cop, yep that's Matt Cordell. After all Cordell's origin is that he was framed for a crime he didn't commit and he got imprisoned and beaten in prison by the criminals he helped to arrest, and Z'Dar was a police officer in real life too. Also nice to see Lee from Critters 2 making a brief appearance.

[@MidnightMovieMavenn]

this is the first buddy cop movie I ever saw. had a vhs recording of it airing on viewers choice in 1990 I think

[@TyMarshall007]

not going to lie I like Tango and Cash

[@DemiBirdDoes]

Kurt Russell...made Clint Howard his bitch...this movie is truly a part of history.

[@memyopinionsche6610]

Tango and cash one of my favorite movies too bad we didn't get a part 2.

[@legaultrants]

Whoa wait, there are people who don't like this movie? O.O GASP!

[@weathermangohanssj4]

I wouldn't clasify critcs as PEOPLE but, sure lets go with that.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Love the Fast and the Furious joke at the beginning. #Bushwhacked Also, this movie stars Mr. Nobody from the Fast & Furious films. THERE'S are connection for this tie-in episode. 16:24- Well, that IS Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.

[@michaelacton2764]

"You could've just said all that but...I'm glad you didn't" I legit spit my Hurricane out on that one Snob! Funniest shit I've read in months!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Greydevil82]

Hell yeah!!

[@micmac6893]

I wish Kurt Russell was my dad. He's the best, one of my favorites. He has the best smile. The world could be falling down and his smile would make me feel safe.

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

I wish Kurt Russell was my daddy too-- wait, that's not what you meant

[@DigiRangerScott]

I saw the thumbnail and my first thought was Guardians 2, and it’s James Gunn’s birthday

[@Godzilla52]

I really wish they made a sequel to Big Trouble in the late 80s where Jack Burton teams up with that monster that hitched a ride on his truck and the movie had a poster with the two of them back to back in fighting pose.

[@Tronnyverse]

When Frozen 2 comes out and Cinema Snob tells me that we are going back to the very beginning with the original Frozen, and cut to the 2010 snow lift horror movie Frozen. I'll be very happy! :P It combines two of Snob's favorites, clickbaity humor and very bad horror movies to snob at. XD

[@andrewblanchard2398]

11:37 CLINT HOWARD is in almost every 1980's movies

[@Romeara4570]

It's all lead up to this moment

[@borutoburrito6547]

17:16 Yes, I too, watched The Birdcage.

[@rs9151980]

I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. THIS AND COBRA!!!

[@mr.bluependant1871]

You should review No Man's Land, one of the funniest B movie westerns I've seen recently.

[@redactedname3459]

I might be a middle aged line cook from Louisiana, but those rodents are not mice.